Gen Alpha Brainrot Crash Course w/ Kurtis Conner & Cassius Pettit
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TEAM! We're back with a heap of nuggets and we're joined by my two pals @kurtisconner and @CassiusPettit! Today the boys are teaching me a thing or two about Alpha culture that I don't understand! I hope you learn as much as I do!
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11:44 gooning is edging for so long you reach a deep meditative state
mog mog mog mog mog mog
mr mayor?
What song is this?
kut boy haiiii :3 u mog in Ohio
mog mog
edge edge edge edge edge edge
I was like “Why does that dude look like Kurtis with a beard..” and then I used my eyes to read
good critical thinking
@@CarolineCalvano thank you, I tried my best
Nah cuz i read first and i was like “where???” And then i remembered the mullet 💀
@@rexellerainbow1173 “where” is sending meee
how good is reading with your eyes though
i really wish "gooning" meant something like "having a silly, rambunctious time with your pals" and not what it actually means
I really wish they didn’t think they’d made something up with that word, when edging has been around for so long.
You can do it rambunctiously with pals
My favorite tweet is how what would these people who called themselves alpha if they found out its connect to gay omegaverze smu+
Before this I knew gooning to mean when you get taken to one of those abusive wildlife camps in the troubled teen industry. That's what they call it when they essentially get kidnapped in the middle of the night with the parents consent
I thought it was being a goon like an evil guys goon 😞
edging is like a kink tho like it's bdsm related so the fact that this gen turned it into some weird testosterone alpha male thing is crazy
I'm not sure I would qualify that as a kink. It's more just really drawn out jacking lol
Edging has also been a weird testosterone thing for over a decade.
ur not very familiar with 4chan huh lmao
@@scrumbledrumble bdsm is a bit older than 4chan dear heart
@@scrumbledrumble the only people who use 4chan are freaks
this whole video it looks like cash is putting his arm lovingly around jacob’s waist
i was
@@CassiusPettitlove that for you
Cuz they alpha
He was mogging Jacob obviously
@@CassiusPettit cute
i love how they're talking about nikola tesla as if he wasn't just very gay.
I was wondering the same thing, like guys... You know there could be more than one explanation for a man "never having a woman" right?
@@Andy-jh2fsNope, he clearly had no game 😂
he could have been aromantic and/or asexual.
the least likely option is that he was purposely avoiding a basic human activity to make himself smart and powerful 😂
Yeah my classmates, who I can only describe as being bro-adjacent, say I'm cool for not caring about romance or pursuing women. They assume it's because I see them as a distraction. The real reason is that I'm aromantic, and even without romance in my life, I'm still constantly distracted lmao.
It's actually disappointing to see so many of my male peers buy into misogynistic content. They seem nice when interacting with me but when the topic of women comes up, they suddenly act scummy like a switch was turned on in their heads.
Seeing the way gyatt has changed from an exclamation to an actual word has been such a ride like I know exactly how it happened, I actively saw it happening, and I’m still like how tf did that happen what
can you tell me the gyatt lore?
@@dprdenny ok so originally gyatt was just like an exclamation of surprise that was an exaggerated way of pronouncing the word “god”, so for example, instead of saying “goddam!” someone would say “gyatt damn!”. It was created and used predominantly in African American communities and was/is considered aave. Black people started saying “gyatt damn” on social media as a joke when people had like surprisingly big butts and everyone else noticed, it got shortened to just “gyatt” because people love a good cutoff, and the rest is history!
wowww, i had no idea omg. i tried to ask my younger sibling a while ago and even they didn’t quite know lmfao, ty!
@@thatrantinggirl7376the journey of AAVE becoming a shell of it's meaning after becoming part of popular culture is so common lol
@@sumlemI think the worst example of this is the word “woke”
i had to look at the thumbnail 10 times omg
14:29 tesla was probably gay! bro was sending love letters to his “close friends”
the most sigma thing a man can do is make out with another man
I was about to say this LMAO
He also was in love with a pigeon in his 70s. And I think if more people fell in love with pigeons the world would be a better place
fellas being gay is the most alphapilled thing you can do confirmed!!
He was losing his mind for a pigeon
the way I was just about to go to bed...
The way I just woke up 🙏
Literally me😭
@@carmenthompson2906same 😔
Litterally have to go to uni in 12 min likeeeee
Me and my husband were tucked in but then we had to lock in and watch 😔
Only sigma males post during the middle of the night 💪
🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺
time zones?😭
a win for people in timezones where its day lets goooo 🙏‼️‼️
I'm not in the right time zone for that but I'm night shift so I'm here 😂
rare indo W
And for those with insomnia 😅
Dropped at 2am for me lmaoo
This trio is my dream blunt rotation.
has jacob made other vids with cassius
the way these guys talk about edging is so funny 😭😭 they talk about it like it’s so serious and like it’s a huge deal
when i think of guys who are into edging I don’t think of guys who call themselves “sigma males” or “alphas” I think of subby boys that want someone to tie them up
also yes, edging can be a partnered thing (and it usually involves some kind of dom/sub dynamic
It took me so long to figure out who Kurtis was in the thumbnail
Help me please I can't figure it out
I refuse to figure it out
damn these are some fresh freaking nuggets, and they’re bald flavoured!
i read balls flavored🙁
My Charborg pilled ass the instant I read this
@@me2917 hashtag team balls 😜🎀🤞
thumbnail lookmaxxing goes crazy
No way i recognize cash from Noel’s videos! His photography work is legendary! Shoutout to the goat
Me too! I was like whaaat
Didnt expect alpha bros to praise an asexual furry but im actually not all that surprised
whomst??? 😭
@@blue4155 nikola tesla. had no women and fell in love with a pigeon, from what i’ve heard.
that is a feathery, not a furry
Kurtis slips into the mindset of the self-professed “alpha” so effortlessly
i love that the "alpha men" in the video (13:58) referred to procreation as "recreation" lmaooo
Thank you, the secondhand embarrassment I got from that was unreal lol. Like obviously these men are full of shit, but how do they expect anyone to take them seriously when they can't even use the right words to make their stupid points. 😭 Not everyone needs college, but like ... maybe these guys do, that was just embarassing.
i thought i saw you today but it was a chickpea
Kurtis is so good at doing Tim Allen's Home Depot noise
i clicked on this fully convinced this was an episode of the sad boyz podcast and then wondering why it was on jacob's channel lol
“You can squeeze me into your edge sesh?” 😭😭 I have literally no idea whats going on but this video is my new favorite ever
This is more the younger genz that are still in middle school, I don’t think a first grader is sitting at their computer making breaking bad brain rot skibidi sticking out ur gyatt for the rizzler edits
Gen alpha is def into skibidi toilet, I worked in a house with like 5-7 year old kids and they were all about that shit
@@realleon2328 yea no doubt they’re into it, it’s just being created by genz. I feel like the whole looksmaxxing thing isn’t reaching the elementary schoolers yet (or I hope so)
My brain could not comprehend what was wrong with the thumbnail, I thought I was hallucinating random beards😭
all this time i thought gooning was just being silly
thanks for the nugs, hoping they help me pass my driving test tomorrow (my hopes are nonexistent )
You got this !!!!!
you got this ❤
BESTIE U GOT THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
remember to -maybe- not crash!
I PASSED THE NUGS WORK YALL!! (but sadly passing didnt give me sudden confidence in driving and parking i am still a nervous wreck on the road)
"Phthalates, what's that?"
"(Proceeds to confidently not answer the question)"
"Ohhhh"
Jacob being the offline king we never knew we had ❤
I literally don't know what any of this means but I am LAUGHING bro omfg I didn't think I'd feel so old at literally 20
brainrot is such an insane thing like i feel like its taking years off my life
the good news is that you can undo it
@@cosmosisrose by gambling and smoking, remember 99.999% of gamblers quit before they hit it big.
Walter White saying "you mogged me" is gonna be in my head forever I just know it
Jacob imma be so fr, idk if it’s the shrooms still in the system making me trip shit but Cassius being so fried rn be tripping me tf out I love it
What lmfao
Its so shocking that cash's full name is cashew nut
Okay, so as someone who has basically sworn off dating (for this stage of my life), being horny does NOT help my goals. If I'm walking around horny all the time, I WILL settle for some asshole dude. "Self care" is key if you don't want to date
this is why traditional dating to settle down is such a disaster at a younger age. the number of men I wasted YEARS on just because I was horned up and they were the current partner.. you get all tangled up with somebody and have to spend a minimum of months per relationship to get into and out of it, all the while possibly missing someone who might actually be really great for you personality-wise
people just don't understand this is how hormones work, not 'female hegemony'
this is so real lmao
@@peachy_lili ABSOLUTELY!!!
exactly this! “self care” is beneficial too (as long as it’s not an addiction) and it’s a healthy way to relax and get rid of sexual urges without any repercussions
14:20 okay isnt this crazy because humans are like, the only animal thats evolved away from having the sole purpose of reproduction
Dolphins have sex for fun too.
No we arent, not even remotely close? Wtf are you talking about... every social species has done this,, also evolution doesn't have a purpose or goal, it is just a function that exists. Its just a concept. It isnt *trying* to reproduce, it just does so because the things that don't, arent here anymore....but that isn't a goal thats just the fact that things that exist, exist, and things that don't exist, don't exist....
surprisingly, this actually isn’t the case! there are a lot of mammal species that engage in what’s technically called “non-reproductive sexual behavior” (tho this isn’t limited to mammals either!). bonobos are notorious for this - they’re one of only a few species that are entirely bisexual (sometimes even having more homosexual sex than heterosexual!), and literally will have sex with one another until they get bored of it lol. Male lions have sex with each other for bonding. The animal world is a lot more gay than you might think!
Believing that our sole purpose is reproduction has always been very icky anyways. What about infertile people? Are they just worthless then?
@@earthavifucking awesome dude I didn’t know the lion thing
Cassius looks like Jarvis Johnson if Jarvis was a different guy
These nuggets are mogged flavor 🤫🧏🏻♂️
can't believe kurtis and jacob are musicians and immediately went into a 3:4 polyrhythm before the video even started
It may be 3 am, but I just GOTTA watch Gen alpha brainrot crash course w/ Kurtis Conner and Cassius Petit, made by jacobsharpeiscool!!!!
I’ve GYATT to watch this video (please put a gun in my mouth for saying that.)
Kurtis spaces uploads out enough where i was able to see the thumbnail and be like… oh nice kurt boi grew out a beard must be one hell of a tour hes on (was amazing when he came to new orleans)
Haha Jacob called him Nicklaus Tesla.
Funniest part of the video for me
I think "Baby Gronk" came from a tweet, first, right? The one that's like "I'm 45 amd every tweet these days sounds like this to me"
can more people talk about Kurtis's full on beard in the thumbnail? I had to a double take when I saw it 🤣
I love when Jacob collabs with Kurtis. They have such a good dynamic
thank u sm for coming to Appleton! I've been extremely depressed lately, yours and Jacob's live comedy made me laugh out loud for the first time in weeks. I know there's not much to do here but please come back!!! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜
This video fueled my quarter life crisis. Those first few tiktoks made me realize I understand None of the gen alpha lexicon. Thanks for the crash course though, now I feel slightly less like I'm listening to a foreign language
had to sit on the toilet bc i literally SHART myself on "i wizz up this gyatt all day"
What a birthday gift! Thanks guys!
Happy day to you and many more 💯🎂
Happy Birthday 🎉
My brain cannot comprehend half of the words in this video I think I need Internet brainrot to English subtitles.
Sbassbear has a great song that explains Gooning
i swear the grumps were talking about gooning years before tiktok was 🤣
Jacob why did you post this delicious meal right before i want to sleep for school 😭
i got brain rot from watching this, i feel like im going manic or something with these terms 😭
unfortunately im unironically obsessed with brain rot edits
same
Bro the beard on Kurtis SHOOK me
This group was genuinely one of the best for this topic.
it is morning in turkiye, thanks for posting a video to watch with my breakfast
Ni- cola instead of Nick-o-la is so crazy 😭😭
KURTIS CONNER SAID ROOT BEER
oh my gyatt you have to be rizzing me
I love using this kind of humour just for no reason. Sometimes when the wind blows me and my friends just say "I am a sigma male, the wind doesn't hurt me, I hurt the wind"
Let he who hath not gooned cast the first mog.
I was about to eat without a vid but then a masterpiece
I have brain rot now. Love you guys!
Gen alpha is beyond saving.
We know it's another TH-cam video 😂 but thanks for the welcome 🤗 and thanks for saying its a TH-cam video 😅 love this gang!
"Its not because of circumstance" its because of circumcision
what the fiddle frick is happening kurtis explaining this is so funny especially bc it only left me more confused not kurtis’s fault ofc
Super glad Cash has ted nivisons "im the alpha im the leader" stuck in his head just like me
why does kurtis look like a god in the thumbnail haha
The only valid thing that was attempted was the endocrine disruptor conversation, but even that he managed to completely botch 😂
thankyou for the great video, currently going though hell and your videos are an immensely appreciated respite for my mind 🖖🏻
Night shift gang, got to watch this on my lunch break 😋🤙
18:30 “ah, and i see the student has become the master”
This was actually really helpful for me to better understand my middle school brother when he talks 😂
Omg I love these videos. My favorites are the ATLA ones where they sing different pop songs. Zuko the producer and Aang the talent
Jacob: "You're probably wondering why I brought you two here today...".
why was this so helpful thank you jacob
You are the first male TH-camr who I've seen get a Love and Pies sponsorship lol
Hey Jacob!! I was raised as a JW, and always appreciate you calling them out when it comes up. I’m starting to post my first videos ever to talk about my like as an ex JW. I’m sure you’re busy, but I’m trying to connect with fellow ex JW online! Thank you!!! ❤
Yo I wasn’t gonna comment elsewhere but I’m post-high demand religion like you and I intend to post to + will watch your stuff, but I also want to highly recommend the #exvangelical hashtag for any social media sites - it’s a great way to connect on instagram/threads or twitter for discourse, specifically.
Also best of luck, it’s so hard to move forward but you gotta just be gentle with yoself and move slowly, knowing that if it’s miserable that it’s not over yet.
I was very devout Mormon for over 20 years and tho I was still a leftist outlier with a lot of really not culturally common values, it was still world rocking to leave. It’s okay to have hard days and to worry if you missed chances and more, those are normal things to feel and the reality is that your life is what you make of it and the world is waiting for you to be authentic.
Watching this video felt like I was watching a video in a foreign language.
I’m out here trying to be a Ligma male
what... whats a ligma..
@@huh1327 A type of Alpha male, thanks for asking! :) Gottem.
@@ariatempest dang ig there are good people in the world
well actually ☝️🤓 edging and gooning are not synonymous but rather two key components of a lifestyle where edging is the act of denying oneself yahoo and then gooning is the mindset of purposefully edging with the intent of not yahooing for a multiple edging sessions at a time
The people needed to know
Not to mention for that Nikola Tesla short, Tesla died of starvation in a borderline schizophrenic state in a New York hotel room, so I don't know if he's that pariah of success they made him out to be. I mean he was a genius, but he might've lived a few more years if he had a stable partner to live for...
It’s not all about having a partner
I’m learning so much from this video. (I am gen z but I don’t get a lot on the internet)
oh thank god i was so scared when i got the thumbnail that kurt suddenly had a beard
This is actual brain nourishment
Can I just say as a millennial in their 30s, i dont think i understood half of what was going on in this video 🤣🤣
thanks for the gyatt nuggets you edged for us ♥
They said gooning and I had game grumps flash backs
Edging PRs are crazy
found this video on my recommended just after making nuggets. divine timing fr 😭🙏🏾
Kurtis looks insane on that thumbnail, ik he has like a beard filter on and shiz but it’s still wild looking
A few minutes in and my take away is that Jacob goons to Breaking Bad edits
Gyatt came from a bunch of yt teens on tiktok totally wrecking a classic black phrase and kind of ruining it for everyone
Yup it really pisses me off tbh lol
i thought cassius was a part of the cody ko universe
This is the group at school I really wanted to be friends with but I was way too nervous to per-sue
MY PONY LONELY IN THE PARKING LOT YEA!! 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥‼‼‼‼