What Kind Of Prophecy Is this?! Atheist Reaction

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  • I need a new phone, so when I saw Troy Black had some Xmas predictions, I thought I’d take a look… but it seems it was more about bad hearts and witches… and nothing of any real substance… but hey, he’s at least working on his fake crying… Good job Troy
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  • @rageofheaven
    @rageofheaven ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "What did you do with my son?"
    "You're God why don't you already know this?"

    • @josephpostma1787
      @josephpostma1787 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sounds like God and Jeffery from darkmatter2525

    • @TheAngryAtheist
      @TheAngryAtheist ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This particular god is forgetful...
      "What did you do to my tree?!"
      Forgot that he left two infants unsupervised in his garden.
      "What did you do to my world?!?!?! Flooooooood."
      Forgot that he made the world and the people in it that way.
      "What did you do to my people!"
      Forgot that he made egyptians that would conquer and enslave israel.
      "What did you do to my son?!?!?!?!"
      Forgot that he purposely designed an entire system of redemption that hinged on the death of his son.

    • @duncanbryson1167
      @duncanbryson1167 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is " God" suffering from dementia?

  • @yadabub
    @yadabub ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Funny how "the holy spirit" sounds like any old random sermon you might hear from the pulpit of almost any church.

  • @johnnyrepine937
    @johnnyrepine937 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    That person on the cross next to Jesus was making a last minute Pascal's Wager.

    • @Danny451
      @Danny451 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, and he's watching Pascal now endlessly tearing up his betting slip.🤣

    • @rickn8or
      @rickn8or ปีที่แล้ว

      10 years, 10 hours, 10 picoseconds all same-same.

  • @stewartsherwood7769
    @stewartsherwood7769 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    For god saying 2 words to him, he sure waffled on for ages!

    • @EdwardHowton
      @EdwardHowton ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm not saying Troy gives me some serious bad vibes, but for some reason I think the two words Troy "hears" from the "holy spirit" are "negging works".

    • @FatWhiskyDrinkingGuy
      @FatWhiskyDrinkingGuy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, he couldn't just repeat the words. Then the video would be : Hi, i'm Troy Black. God told me : 'Fuck Off'.....

    • @joachimschoder
      @joachimschoder ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gods words needs some context only they can give.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 ปีที่แล้ว

      In Christianese “word” just means “a religious concept or point”.
      “Pastor had such a good word this week” just means they liked the sermon.

  • @duckarse11
    @duckarse11 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The only door he needs leading to is the one connected to The Rubber room .

  • @carguy4811
    @carguy4811 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Even when I was a Christian I would call BS on this dude

  • @tylerstoakes4940
    @tylerstoakes4940 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yog-Sothoth knows the door. Yog-Sothoth is the door. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the door.

  • @ShikataGaNai100
    @ShikataGaNai100 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Saw a guy at the horse barn today, talking to the horses. He was going to feed them, because "Nobody comes to the fodder without me."

    • @dave3657
      @dave3657 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Boo 😂 bad. 🤪

    • @borttorbbq2556
      @borttorbbq2556 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Majestic

    • @DoctorZisIN
      @DoctorZisIN ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That was a heavenly dad joke.

    • @thejudgmentalcat
      @thejudgmentalcat ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dad joke power 💯

    • @joehemmann1156
      @joehemmann1156 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The dad jokes are strong with this one...

  • @dave9242
    @dave9242 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    God sure does talk to a lot of people that have TH-cam channels.

    • @dogwalker666
      @dogwalker666 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well there are hundreds of gods 🤣

    • @oldeagle2514
      @oldeagle2514 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TH-cam has become the breeding ground of False Prophets!

    • @justbarelysociable2211
      @justbarelysociable2211 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Seems like everybody and his brother is claiming to be a prophet of god. Must be some place where I can get my prophecy manual and my god secret decoder ring.

    • @cliftongaither6642
      @cliftongaither6642 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@dogwalker666thousands of gods.

    • @dogwalker666
      @dogwalker666 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@cliftongaither6642 Indeed Thousands of man made gods, Fun fact one of our local churches which is 12th century turns out the alter was pinched from the Roman fort and is an alter to a Celtic goddess, So for 900 years Christians have been worshiping her 🤣

  • @robertmiller9735
    @robertmiller9735 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This kid sure paid attention in preaching class, and has been practicing in front of his mirror for weeks. Things like this are like journeyman projects, demonstrating his skill in the craft. And it's so oily I could fry hash browns in it.

    • @EdwardHowton
      @EdwardHowton ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You ain't joking. Edward Tarte used to make videos talking about his time in seminary and in one of them he specifically said future parasites are taught to steer their victims away from asking questions and towards vapid platitudes in the bible. I think the exchange went something like "What if someone asks me about this or that contradiction?" and Tarte was basically told to tell the idiots to stop reading that bit, trust god, and just read something that'd make them feel warm and fuzzy instead.
      Tell'em what they want to hear and make sure they never think about anything. That's Troy all over. It's theological pablum.

  • @lidbass
    @lidbass ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Looked up the word ‘prophecy’ in the dictionary and found the entry:
    4. (n) The act of having a dream or lucid dream and then making a slightly boring TH-cam video about it.
    Touché, atheists!!!

    • @brentwalker3300
      @brentwalker3300 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice. Actually, you can see in Troy's face a bit of hesitation when he makes some of these "prophecies", because he is actually saying that it's totally fine to either celebrate Xmas or not because the only thing that matters is what's in your heart. That is some borderline sacrilege right there in the eyes of some Christians.

  • @heiyuall
    @heiyuall ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I’ll never understand how apologists can spend their entire lives producing, processing, and practicing their script, and still be so bad they need a literally captive audience.

    • @acfkelly6291
      @acfkelly6291 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because all that research never includes listening to an atheist. Their knowledge of our objections comes from other opologists

    • @heiyuall
      @heiyuall ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@acfkelly6291 You’re right, but I was talking about the quality of their humor and acting.

  • @danteanise3013
    @danteanise3013 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    There is, one of the apocryphals, that tells a story of a young Jesus. He was an evil little pile. He actually killed people. He brought them back to life but still he killed people he disliked. Jesus was that kid played by Billy Mumy in the Twilight Zorne.

    • @whome4642
      @whome4642 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Didn’t dad Joseph yell at him for blinding a guy because he argued with dad or something?

    • @Isaac-hm6ih
      @Isaac-hm6ih ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The "infancy gospel of Thomas", I believe.

  • @grotebaas1964
    @grotebaas1964 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I just heard Lisa say: "Hit that like button!" So I did. Beat that god of Troy.

  • @absolutearcher3137
    @absolutearcher3137 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "What did you do with my son?"
    Like, totally nailed him.

    • @redfoxninja3173
      @redfoxninja3173 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait didn't you as god let this happen to yourself as Jesus knowing what would happen so you can make people love you more?...dude that messed up lol

    • @ilikebigbooties7175
      @ilikebigbooties7175 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@redfoxninja3173 if you think about it jesus had one fucked up weekend. Died on a Friday just just to come back Sunday evening ressurected

    • @newyorkchamp9110
      @newyorkchamp9110 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha haha lol 😂😆 OMG

    • @DoctorZisIN
      @DoctorZisIN ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ilikebigbooties7175 And it was Easter Sunday, no less.

    • @Dr.JustIsWrong
      @Dr.JustIsWrong ปีที่แล้ว +9

      God: "I bet they'd be sorry if I was dead"
      ..fakes suicide

  • @barrylangille3523
    @barrylangille3523 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Actually that was a pretty good prophecy. It sounded like it meant something while being so vague that nothing can be pinned down. That gives it the added advantage of being able to be worked into some event or experience, whether large or small, in the future. It can be a major news event, or some minor personal thing someone comes to him with. No prob. Look at my prophecy. It came true. Hallelujah.

    • @TheSkepTick
      @TheSkepTick  ปีที่แล้ว +27

      New witch socks for Christmas … prophecy fulfilled

    • @ominous-omnipresent-they
      @ominous-omnipresent-they ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hmm, that's actually a good point. Take notes, all you self-proclaimed televangelist prophets.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Biblical prophesies that were fulfilled were written AFTER the fact, while pretending to be written earlier than they actually were.

    • @stephengasaway3624
      @stephengasaway3624 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kellydalstok8900 Or turned into prophecy where when read in context wasn't a prophecy to begin with.

    • @Akennalady
      @Akennalady ปีที่แล้ว +1

      New iPhone, fingers crossed! 🥳

  • @RolfStones
    @RolfStones ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I asked and received a biography of Scottish enlightenment philosopher and atheist David Hume for christmas. Gotta love atheists celebrating christmas!

    • @TheSkepTick
      @TheSkepTick  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That sounds like a book I’d like

  • @WeirdWonderful
    @WeirdWonderful ปีที่แล้ว +47

    He never did anything wrong, like that time he cursed a fig tree for not bearing fruit out of season eh ?

    • @peterwyetzner5276
      @peterwyetzner5276 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, he did kill that other boy when he was young, but he brought him back.

    • @aidenmartin6674
      @aidenmartin6674 ปีที่แล้ว

      I asked a Christian once about the fig tree thing and he informed me that it was an allegory about Israel being cursed by god (I forget the rest).
      You can’t win a logical argument against these people because they’ll twist the Bible to avoid any discrepancies.

  • @darrylelam256
    @darrylelam256 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I like how they claim that Jesus never did anything wrong yet the buybull says that jesus was flipping tables in the temple which would of been a crime.

    • @myheartismadeofstars
      @myheartismadeofstars ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not to mention being scornful of a guy who wanted healing (changed in certain translations) and cursing a fig tree for...not bearing fruit out of season?
      Plus there are Non-Canonical Gospels about Jesus as a child shows him pissing off teachers, killing his playmates (but it's okay because he brought them back) and just being an arrogant little shit.

    • @j.c.5528
      @j.c.5528 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dude was also kinda racist.

    • @MrWill7980
      @MrWill7980 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vandalism, at the least.

  • @thejudgmentalcat
    @thejudgmentalcat ปีที่แล้ว +21

    13:37 He had to check "God's" script 🤣🤣

    • @TheSkepTick
      @TheSkepTick  ปีที่แล้ว +8

      God wrote in and said ‘I can’t do this message myself… I’m not powerful enough’
      😅

    • @thejudgmentalcat
      @thejudgmentalcat ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@TheSkepTick oh shit, the Creator (🤣) responded to my comment! I HAVE to sub now ❤️

    • @TheSkepTick
      @TheSkepTick  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thejudgmentalcat Lisa bestows leaves upon you

  • @RichWoods23
    @RichWoods23 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "'What did you do with my son?' said just like that would be an epic opening to a two-hour thriller."
    Presumably starring Liam Neeson.

    • @dogwalker666
      @dogwalker666 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I will find you! I will kill you"

    • @Forest_Fifer
      @Forest_Fifer ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I have a certain set of skills, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you"
      "Oh my giraffe,you're a presuppositional apologist!"

  • @computergamescritical6917
    @computergamescritical6917 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This dude is like the CinemaSins of atheism

  • @Fanny-Fanny
    @Fanny-Fanny ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Christmas = Christforce/Christacceleration

    • @skyholmes5322
      @skyholmes5322 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm so mad I couldn't think of a joke this funny😂

  • @bradypustridactylus488
    @bradypustridactylus488 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    And behold, the spirit of the Lord came upon me, and the voice of the Lord spake unto me, and after a series of vocabulary lessons, weird Bible verses, and vague platitudes about inclusion, I pleaded with great torment of heart, "Dear God, why are you wasting both of our time with this drivel?"

  • @WeirdWonderful
    @WeirdWonderful ปีที่แล้ว +22

    And about his "manipulating God" thing, wasn't there literally passages where prayers to God were declared as being so powerful that, if you were a True Christian (TM), you could command a mountain to go jump into the sea ?
    Isn't that the same sorta thing he's complaining about ?

  • @tomschmidt381
    @tomschmidt381 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Did I miss the two words? I watched the whole thing.

    • @dogwalker666
      @dogwalker666 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Indeed, he appears to be unable to count.

  • @robertnorth7609
    @robertnorth7609 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I consulted the AccuWeather oracle. My prophecy was delivered as as such: sunrise will occur at 07:28 Central Standard Time on 25 December 2022.

    • @mjjoe76
      @mjjoe76 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AccuWeather be praised! 😆

    • @TheSkepTick
      @TheSkepTick  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The amount of times I’ve promoted AccuWeather to my friends is insane!

  • @drgonzo4329
    @drgonzo4329 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I keep hearing God speak to me and he only says two words red rum. You aren't the only person with a imaginary friend

  • @vinnyganzano1930
    @vinnyganzano1930 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I can think of two words I'd say to Troy, the second one would be "off"😉
    Troy sounds a bit crazy, I wonder if he's off his meds again.
    Happy Christmas to all and may Santa bring you all you desire.

  • @bemasaberwyn55
    @bemasaberwyn55 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Don't feel bad Tick, this guy low key confirmed that Monty Python was right, and that Brian was near Jesus when they were crucified

  • @taborturtle
    @taborturtle ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Wow. Just wow. Word salad is an understatement!

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Word smoothie.

    • @graceskerp
      @graceskerp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Word supermarket.

  • @aarondiehl301
    @aarondiehl301 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I cried thought this... oh wait no i dident it was just my eye being dry for being in front of a screen all day.

  • @cardboardgundam
    @cardboardgundam ปีที่แล้ว +29

    As a mostly-incognito ex-vangelical, I did want to point out that "Prophetic Ministry" is an important aspect of charismatic worship, and places less emphasis on prophecy as prediction, and much, much more emphasis on the idea that everyone is capable of receiving direct messages from God during prayer and worship- it's a kind of Protestant Mysticism rather than Nostradamus.
    Great content in any case, happy tickmas!

  • @ulodetero
    @ulodetero ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Wtf? This guy is essentially rambling on about a dream he had last night.

  • @Chatinbed
    @Chatinbed ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why does God only speak to people who already believe in him and never to an atheist ? It would scare the sh%& out of me for sure if God started talking to me.

  • @ShikataGaNai100
    @ShikataGaNai100 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I went to the grocery store and couldn't find any Crisco. The manager went to the back storage area to find some...so, I am now waiting on The Lard.

    • @DoctorZisIN
      @DoctorZisIN ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Once you get it, make sure to spread the word.

    • @j.c.5528
      @j.c.5528 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Behold, I tell you the truth - this generation will not pass away before the lard returns.

    • @dogwalker666
      @dogwalker666 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am guessing "Crisco" is a brand of lard?

  • @shifterbbr1986
    @shifterbbr1986 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    We know he’s a liar and he knows he’s a liar, bottom line. 🤔

    • @dj_tika
      @dj_tika ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he's a whackadoodle who believes his own imaginary bullshit like Kat Kerr and so many many many many many many many other absolutely stupid sheeple around the globe

    • @shifterbbr1986
      @shifterbbr1986 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dj_tika I always prefer to think these theists are total nutters but I’m not so sure.
      I think it’s more likely they are cold, calculating, zero shame grifters. 😉

    • @dj_tika
      @dj_tika ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @shifterbbr1986 if not directly on some level of their fractured self awareness no doubt, a deep rational lsd induced dive into themselves to see who they really are would be a gratifying thing to watch

    • @Forest_Fifer
      @Forest_Fifer ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And he knows that we know he's a liar.

    • @shifterbbr1986
      @shifterbbr1986 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Forest_Fifer Most definitely.

  • @DoctorZisIN
    @DoctorZisIN ปีที่แล้ว +10

    OMG one of my candy canes broke! The man is a true prophet of the lawd! Praise Jeezus!

  • @chickenpants
    @chickenpants ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Right up until the witchcraft blurb, it sounded like god was trying to give him a new immigration policy. Happy holidays SkepTick.

  • @j.c.5528
    @j.c.5528 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Speaking of hearing two words at the same time, everyone should listen to the audiobook version of Embassytown by China Mieville. Some really great sci-fi with a linguistics heartbeat.

    • @richardfurness7556
      @richardfurness7556 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I couldn't finish the codex version of that book. And I'm a big admirer of China Mieville. I think it's because I couldn't really engage with the central character. But if you're interested in language as a component of SF, I'd recommend Jack Vance's 'Random Acts Of Senseless Violence'.

    • @j.c.5528
      @j.c.5528 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@richardfurness7556 In the audio version, their translators, like Cal/Vin, have their name spoken simultaneously. It's delightful. I can see having that issue with the work. I think it worked in its favor, further alienating the reader in an already alien environment, but my opinion is by no means the be-all end-all! Thanks for the rec, I'll have to see if my library has a copy.

  • @terrycuyler5659
    @terrycuyler5659 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I prefer to celebrate the Winter Solstice. Not the weird new age Wiccan or pagan kind but the non religious kind were we all mark the longest night look forward to the return of warm weather and long days and enjoy one another's company before settling into the winter drudgery, cold weather, getting up when it's still dark, getting home when it's dark ,wet shoes.🌞🕶

    • @SonOfTheDawn515
      @SonOfTheDawn515 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You ruined it for me. I want long dark nights and cold. None of that miserable sun and heat bullshit.

    • @terrycuyler5659
      @terrycuyler5659 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SonOfTheDawn515 Fear not the long cold miserable nights return every year.

    • @dogwalker666
      @dogwalker666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Happy Hogswatch

  • @zar3434
    @zar3434 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I hope you can hear this through a lens..." That's not how hearing, or lenses, work. That's some mighty fine synesthesia you've got there. Maybe ease back on the drugs just a scooch.

    • @mjjoe76
      @mjjoe76 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You mean I can’t use a magnifying glass to amplify my voice? 🤔

  • @Ppurk
    @Ppurk ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Let them come in" must be talking about the immigrants at the southern US border.

  • @WeirdWonderful
    @WeirdWonderful ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Also is anyone going to stop him and ask "DID the two people stealing stuff mean they DESERVED an agonising death by slow torture ?"
    Cause I don't remember hearing any details about either that really would come close to making them deserve the death penalty, much less a cruel and slow death. And the fact the person he claims was the most perfect and flawless person imaginable STILL got the same treatment at least implies it was likely you would have people crucified who objectively did not deserve it.
    Soooooooo........

    • @kevinmcgrath8310
      @kevinmcgrath8310 ปีที่แล้ว

      They also (apparently) freed a murderer on Passover in favour of Jesus so their justice system left a lot to be desired, thank Lisa the rainbow giraffe it’s all fictional 👍

    • @Kevin_Williamson
      @Kevin_Williamson ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is actually one of those story detail problems. Roman law was pretty clear on who suffers crucifixion as a punishment. Thieves didn't qualify. The Romans could be brutal, and did have capital punishment. But the form of punishment varied depending on the crime. For the most part, thieves were simply fined or imprisoned or punished in other ways. Crucifixion was generally a form of public terrorism and was most often the result of political charges. So....no. They didn't deserve that form of death for stealing stuff. Wouldn't have happened.

    • @WeirdWonderful
      @WeirdWonderful ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kevin_Williamson In that regard, one has to wonder if they would have deserved their punishment if they were crucified for the reasons Romans generally crucified people then.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The solution is that the whole thing was made up. David Fitzgerald explains that the whole trial narrative is made up by people who didn’t know how justice worked in Jerusalem at the time.

    • @Kevin_Williamson
      @Kevin_Williamson ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WeirdWonderful -- personally, I think not. That sort of slow, painful death seems unwarranted in any case. Even for the reasons it was employed (such as sedition or revolt). But the Romans were a very cruel society. Not an excuse. Just the background of the culture at the time. Pretty much all societies at that time were brutal.
      Another form of capital punishent they used was death by animal. Various aninamls were allowed to kill and eat the convicted prisoner. Either by tying the person up and letting the animals go or allowing the person to fight for a bit of public spectacle before finally being eaten.
      Also rather excessive and unwarranted, in my view.

  • @jeb6314
    @jeb6314 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At 9:19 I thought I was back in the Mormon Church as things Christians are supposed to do. At 16:04 and 16:21 he equates angels with myths, and at 16:49 he says Satan is fine with us worshiping angels. Wasn't it an angel that told Mary that she had been screwed (hmm, got pregnant) by the Holy Ghost?

  • @folee_edge
    @folee_edge ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You know what that's called, Troy? Remembering."
    🔥

  • @3dagedesign
    @3dagedesign ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It would seem more plausible if the "Lord" had sent this guy an verifiable email, which said, "share my email address with everyone" .
    surely god knew about the invention of the internet, and snagged a great email address and web site really early.

  • @MrMr00119922
    @MrMr00119922 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Isn't lying a sin? This guy knows he's not talking to or hearing from god.

    • @dwaneanderson8039
      @dwaneanderson8039 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He might be enough of a narcissist to honestly believe that he is speaking for God.

    • @whome4642
      @whome4642 ปีที่แล้ว

      It isn’t a sin when you do it for jeebus!

    • @borttorbbq2556
      @borttorbbq2556 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bearing false witness but I'll be honest I can't remember exactly what the Bible even says about it exactly or the connotation but if I recall correctly it's not just generalized lying it's talking more about stuff like slander

    • @albertlecuyer6761
      @albertlecuyer6761 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe he said he heard from the holy spirit. Which explains his confusion. Hey my phone accurately prophesied what I was going to type. There is your Christmas prophesy. No you can't have my phone.

    • @WukongTheMonkeyKing
      @WukongTheMonkeyKing ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@borttorbbq2556 Proverbs 6:16-19 - For there are six things the Lord hates-no, seven: haughtiness, lying, murdering, plotting evil, eagerness to do wrong, a false witness, sowing discord among brothers.
      This uses the Hebrew term "lashon sheker" which is for regular lying.
      There are others, but this one is a favorite to use against people like Ray Comfort.

  • @georgem2334
    @georgem2334 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This Christian spewed out such total rubbish and gibberish. I'm so glad I'm an atheist.

  • @trentlytle7289
    @trentlytle7289 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Traditions turn into witchcraft when their purpose is to manipulate Me into doing something."
    Like baptism, alter calls, confession, those traditions that have magical purposes?

  • @thesmilingspider3004
    @thesmilingspider3004 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As one of our former German Chancellors - Helmut Schmidt - used to say: "People who have visions should go see a doctor".

  • @pandora8610
    @pandora8610 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I do actually know someone whose heart was in the wrong place. He required immediate surgery at birth to properly connect it into his circulatory system.
    He's about eight or nine now, and thriving.
    It's amazing what science and medicine can do.

  • @MrJBK99
    @MrJBK99 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You know what that's called? Remembering!" Lmao

  • @immortalsofar5314
    @immortalsofar5314 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For a moment there, I thought he was talking about letting in the poor, the hungry and the refugees but, no, he closed down that door pretty damned quickly.

  • @bobmudge447
    @bobmudge447 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You’re hearing voices? See someone.

  • @Danfail100
    @Danfail100 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Those 2 words kinda multiplied lol

  • @Fanny-Fanny
    @Fanny-Fanny ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I am not commenting on this video. I don't want to boost you in the Al Gore Rhythmz. True story bro

    • @johnnyrepine937
      @johnnyrepine937 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A vice president who can dance, Al Gore Rhythm

    • @Fanny-Fanny
      @Fanny-Fanny ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johnnyrepine937 didn't he also invent the internet?

  • @peterwyetzner5276
    @peterwyetzner5276 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The constant refrain of "listen to me", "right?", etc. suggests that he's trying to convince himself that he's right.

  • @FredHarvey779
    @FredHarvey779 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Towards your new phone! Thanks for your work!

  • @justincapable
    @justincapable ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lisa the rainbow giraffe, PBAH, spoke two words upon me, and the revelation is now clear. More whiskey.

  • @marcusreading3783
    @marcusreading3783 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'd say the guy already had hope. After all, you should always look on the bright side of life!

    • @DoctorZisIN
      @DoctorZisIN ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When life gives you grisle, don't grumble, give a whistle.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 ปีที่แล้ว

      Always look on the bright side of death

  • @juliebabygirl
    @juliebabygirl ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He said that Santa Claus was a fictional character... But can he prove it? No he can't :)

  • @tos100returns
    @tos100returns ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When he says that the wage for sin is DEATH, it reminds me about how Jesus had a REALLY bad three-day weekend for his sins, according to the mythology.

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me, i couldn't even to the _contents_ of that bit at 7:42... Because i was too amazed by the non-sequitur of the "why [every person is on one of *_those two_* crosses]?" -- no, not every death is a crucifixion, Troy! 🤦‍♂

  • @GodlessGranny
    @GodlessGranny ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks! Sounds like he just saw the trailer for the movie "Jesus Revolution." His revelation is very similar to the movie plot.

  • @Erekose2023
    @Erekose2023 ปีที่แล้ว

    his words about opening the door, did have a profound affect on me...
    Went off and watched "Tommy"
    "Come to my house, be one of the wonderful people" and "Come to my house, be one of us"

  • @mikeythehat6693
    @mikeythehat6693 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jesus definitely did things wrong , he intentionally committed blasphemy in the temple (during his trial) knowing that the penalty was death . It was just the excuse the high priest needed to sentence him , having not had one before this. I always equate this action (by Jesus) as "suicide by Cop" . (also a sin).

  • @cherylw1958
    @cherylw1958 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks! Hope you had a great xmas and got your new phone.

  • @jeffl.9633
    @jeffl.9633 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Troy taking the long way to complain that "Christmas is too commercial" is what I got from his video.

  • @doneidson
    @doneidson ปีที่แล้ว

    To sum up Troy's prophecy: It's damned if you do, damned if you don't.

  • @motaman8074
    @motaman8074 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He said " hey, I can see my house from here"

  • @casparuskruger4807
    @casparuskruger4807 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I truly wish these God talkers will realize how utterly preposterous they come across to those not indoctrinated in their belief system. Great work Skeptik

  • @miskatonicalumni5612
    @miskatonicalumni5612 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's Dec 24th, I just spent 2 hrs in minus 20 celsius panhandling and made 0 dollars and 0 cents. Thanks jeebus.

    • @johnnyrepine937
      @johnnyrepine937 ปีที่แล้ว

      Panhandling is out; busking is in.
      I only got $3 and a bag of Chexmix the one time I tried to panhandle

    • @dogwalker666
      @dogwalker666 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought pan handling was when you get gold ore from rivers.

  • @louieberg2942
    @louieberg2942 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm just so worried that a man can say all this with such a straight face. He appears genuine and sincere.
    He KNOWS he did not hear any of this, but there he sits lying his arse off.

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 ปีที่แล้ว

      The crazy thing is that when you spend hours and hours in your own mind trying to speak to God like Troy does, you learn to interpret every thought, feeling and sensation you have as God talking back. Eventually you can mash some verses together and compose a sermon about witchcraft and HONESTLY BELIEVE it’s a Word From God™️ when that’s just how thoughts work.

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was probably indoctrinated from birth and is now actively reinforcing it himself, as well as raising his own kids to do the same

  • @davonuk1
    @davonuk1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If this guy was receiving visions of a sewage pipe, it was more likely representative of the crap coming out of his own mouth.

  • @oliviawilliams6204
    @oliviawilliams6204 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Jesus never did anything wrong” what about when he drowned a whole pig heard he didn’t even own?

  • @briley2177
    @briley2177 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s dangerous, REALLY DANGEROUS, to have an epistemology that allows you to conflate your thoughts with the desires of an all powerful being.

  • @lisaboban
    @lisaboban ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Sorry, Skeppy, but in "Christianese" the word prophecy doesn't always mean predicting the future. Any "word" from the god can be characterized as "prophetic". I didn't say this makes sense, it's just how their language works.
    And, yes, this video was all just Christianese word salad.

    • @justbarelysociable2211
      @justbarelysociable2211 ปีที่แล้ว

      A prophecy is supposed to tell of things in the future. I don't see any difference between a prophecy and a prediction. I don't speak Christianese, but I do translate BS. 😁

  • @theduskmonarch6207
    @theduskmonarch6207 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He was on his knees you know "worshipping" his saviour.

  • @jeb6314
    @jeb6314 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My dad used to say that the Arabs had/have this idea "Don't tell the people the truth. Tell them what they want to hear."

    • @darwinskeeper421
      @darwinskeeper421 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's a standard instruction for all religionists.

  • @TravisW888
    @TravisW888 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy !!!

  • @tommccarthy3052
    @tommccarthy3052 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Do you spend your time worshipping your savoir...know wot I mean, eh, eh, say no more...your friends do they worship their savior too...know wot I mean eh, nudge, nudge..." 😁😁😁😏😏😁

  • @theflyingdutchguy9870
    @theflyingdutchguy9870 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i wish i could just make shit up and people would just take it serious. i mean i probably could but it would destroy me. it probably feels terrible

  • @morzemus1805
    @morzemus1805 ปีที่แล้ว

    Father Time and Santa went through all that trouble to send him a message and he doesn't have the decency to give them proper credit?!?

  • @theflyingdutchguy9870
    @theflyingdutchguy9870 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "what did you do with my son" that doesnt make any sense. God turns into a human and then the people he created killed that human ( so God indirectly killed himself). so God doesnt need to ask us about anything, exept if he is not all knowing.

  • @asylum431
    @asylum431 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't know encouragement was a judgmental word, mind blown.

  • @vinny142
    @vinny142 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Notice how he says that i"it's between you and god" and "as long as your heart is in the right place".
    Put in different words: "nobody is going to know" and "yu can decide for yourself"
    Relgion is a fascinating case of snakeoil; they tell you you have a problem, they sell you a solution and you (and you alone) get to decide wether it worked. Oh and if you say it didn't work then your loving religious community will cast you out for being a heretic.

  • @dainbramage9508
    @dainbramage9508 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao I was watching this while playing a game and an ad came on right as he said "I heard 2 words from God and they were-" and then the ad cut in saying "Hold Up!" 🤣🤣 and I'm like yea that's probably what God would say to this con man
    (The ad was saying hold up don't skip this ad if you like to make money from home blah blah blah)

  • @bodan1196
    @bodan1196 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Special pleading.
    Self glorification.
    Demeaning others.
    The belief that you are to be rewarded for worship. Humbug!

    • @micktaylor891
      @micktaylor891 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And when he's finished bamboozling his followers with a barrage a convoluted bs,
      probably leaving them dazed, confused and ultimately catatonic,
      then proceeds to invent the future by pretending to know things he doesn't, then
      in addition, painstakingly attempts to clarify and interpret his own ambiguity,
      by applying more ambiguity,
      just to make things clearer for us all ?

  • @shadowlazers
    @shadowlazers ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His story on the cross confirms how the worst people turn the Christianity so they can be saved forgiven for their murders and rapes thievery in general and decency well if I have Christ on my side I'm all good

  • @peterskove3476
    @peterskove3476 ปีที่แล้ว

    I tried to get away from religion but the promise of god talking in my head keeps drawing me in. The lord speaks right in this guys head!
    If I had another voice in my head I could figure stuff out quickly, maybe even be twice as good at math…sometimes you just need some one there to bounce things off, don’t have to pick up a phone and all that

  • @keithjones5086
    @keithjones5086 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just thanks and have a merry Christmas. Your vids are fun.

  • @naomiandtommccabe
    @naomiandtommccabe ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Last night God spoke to me - in French.
    I did not understand a single word he said.
    Steve Martin
    This guy strikes me as a more sophisticated Almando. Same word salad in a slightly more confident dressing.

  • @Xelger
    @Xelger ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think he confused "prophecying" with "proselytizing". It shouldn't be surprising though, given the education standards he was likely told were above all others.

  • @jeffl.9633
    @jeffl.9633 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "If Jesus is 'The Way', and to be a Christian is to be 'In Christ'. Then aren't all Christians just...'In The Way'?" -Jimmy Carr

  • @juanpameza3853
    @juanpameza3853 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love your videos ❤️

  • @wraith6667
    @wraith6667 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Assuming for a second that his god did talk to him, that message sounded more like an order to let immigrants in. Funny how he didn’t take it that way.

    • @SonOfTheDawn515
      @SonOfTheDawn515 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man, fuck whatever god that says that. That god could always just unfuck the issues causing mass invasions. 🤷‍♂️

  • @evilbob840
    @evilbob840 ปีที่แล้ว

    Even if I was a believer, I would think the vision about the river means, "stop polluting my rivers" and not some vague metaphor about traditions vs faith.

  • @Lord.Ningirsu
    @Lord.Ningirsu ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow ... He have a huge deep need attention ... he is seriously affected, suffering from a serious form of emotional dependence, to feel this immense need for recognition, the approval of others and but above all this exceptional feeling.
    This is how his god psychopath and/or the Nailed Zombie version ... Born of a city created around 70 AD.
    I digress.
    In simple, without his lies claiming his receptions of divine words, expresses loud and clear his extreme emotional deficiency and of course ... His obvious and total indoctrination.

  • @OtseisRagnarok
    @OtseisRagnarok ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I kinda read what he was saying as "just because it's tradition doesn't necessarily mean it's good" which is a weird thing for a pastor of any kind to preach, so maybe I'm just coloring his vague assertions with my own perceptions?

  • @edisoncarter3841
    @edisoncarter3841 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This god character seems to need lots of money because of nonmaterialistic issues, needs your time because of timelessness, and obedience because of violent jealousy.
    Good grief...