"I would like a shirt." "No shirt for you, but let us introduce you to some bags you also can't buy, and can't make an appointment to desire to buy!" You can't make this stuff up. 🤣
I want a shirt… No you want a bag… No No I want a shirt… No no no you want a bag… Ok I want a bag…. Sorry no bags and no waiting list for a wish for a bag 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
That was one of the best Hermes shopping stories ever! You entered the Hermes vortex and you survived! That's why I buy most of my Hermes from their website or preloved.
The guy saw he wasn't a reseller and they get higher commission on the clothing, so he suddenly *wanted* one of the bags available but manager said no. Even though he's on the system, it's silly.
But why didn’t he try harder to make the clothing happen for me if the clothing gives him more comish? All I wanted in that moment were the clothes after all 🤷🏻♂️💖
I'll see what happens once I go it to buy a pocket square for my new suit. When I was picking up my perfumes it was meh. But I am loving Dacob's "over it" vibe in the story.
I walked into Hermes once and asked could I see a Birkin. At the time I didn’t know fully about the kind games they play. However, the SA was extremely nice and very much sweet. She explained to me about the journey and how things work at Hermes. When people tell me about the bad customer service it’s a bit surprising but I guess it will always depend on location and SA personalities type.
Yuck. I can't stand the service in Hermès. We've bought quite a lot of homewares etc. From there because we like the stuff. I don't care for their bags. But they're not that friendly. They'll take your sale. The one time I returned my oran sandals the next day to exchange as the ones they gave me were already marked. They all but accused me of lying and wearing them and bringing them back! They made me wait for ages and watched the CCTV footage of the transaction where they realised the sales associate never showed me both sandals before they were packaged. I was pretty pissed at their attitude but I stayed calm. This was also after my purchase history of cushions, blankets, trays in leather and their ceramic trays and the alabaster tissue holder. I think that's the last time I've been in there and I'm not sure I'll go back. I mean in the end they acknowledged I wasn't trying to make stuff up but seriously?! They can shove it. Service at LV is sooo much better. It's my favourite luxury store for the product, the history, the service. There's no bullsh%t with LV. They pretty much tell you as it is - in my experience. No dancing around or game playing. No looking you up and down. Chanel is meh in my experience too. Only a tad better than Hermès. Fendi has been pretty good to us but they're owned by LV I believe? And we like their RTW, not so much their bags.
Thanks Dacob. It certainly isn't. I explained to the lady that the day I bought the sandals they were an unplanned purchase. My partner and I came in to buy two replacement cushions for our couch as we had destroyed the niceness of our first ones by using them a lot and I tend to cuddle mine 🤣 so we bought 2 cushions and I think we also ended up buying four mini ceramic trays (a set) which were also unplanned as well as my sandals. It's not like I just bought the sandals (not that it should have mattered!) I also explained that we didn't claim our use of the cushions as a fault of Hermes nor did I blame them for me chipping our alabaster tissue holder and I'd never returned or exchanged anything else before. It was just annoying more than anything...🤷♀️ #firstworldproblems I guess 🤣
I love this story. I remember the first time I went in Paris with a friend. They kept asking her what she wanted and then said they didn’t have it. I lost patience and said why don’t you just show her what you have got and she can decide if she wants to buy it. What is the point in just saying don’t have, don’t have. That is not the way it works Madame. This was pre Chanel playing games. I just said to her in front of the sales assistant, go to Chanel you just buy stuff, they serve you champagne and you go home. It’s so much easier.
What a weird shopping experience o__O I thought I finally bit the bug after taking another look at their equestrian scarves and seeing a black Kelly bag in person recently, but this story unbit it for me. If I ever decide to get something from Hermes, secondhand/preloved sounds like the way to go. The boutique experience should be fun, not... Kafka-esque.
Why can’t the wishlist just be the damn shirt I asked for to begin with? This story is hilarious, so whilst I’m sorry you had to go through that madness, thank you so much for sharing this experience with us 😂
The calling the tiny number bit killed me 😂🤣 I once went into Hermes looking for a Kelly belt and the second Kel… left my mouth, the guy was like we don’t have it!! Took him at least 30 seconds to process the belt part of my request as he tried to stop himself falling over from attempting to turn away from me so quickly 🙄
@@SuperDacob also when he had to go look in the back he had to wait for someone else to come out to babysit me like I couldn’t be trusted left alone or something. Since you were left alone in the store I’m taking this to mean I looked sus to them in my moon boots 🥸
no shirt, no pants, but a Birkin maybe we can do🤣🤦🏻♀️ this is insane, they thought you came in to play “the game” they don’t even want to entertain a thought that you just wanna buy their clothes😂 Dacob you should’ve asked “If i call this no. will i a get a shirt too?”😂
@@SuperDacob Dacob your experience is really like a scene out of Twin Peaks movie🙃😂 Makes me wonder what is going in US stores..🥴 i guess i should count myself lucky having to deal with rude Hermès SA, but never empty shelves or denied even to order clothing. This is just unbelievable, why couldn’t SA have called other boutiques to check if they had shirts, so you won’t waste time running around town😳
I was literally rolling on the floor, you-re so witty, thank you for sharing. The whole Hermes bags story is so freaking ridiculous that I almost started obsessing over walking into their store with a perfect Berkin replica.
I think that Hermes drives his sales force crazy, imagine you have to make a part of your salary selling nothing in the store - they don't have the bags and then they don't have anything else ... also it cheapens all the other products Hermes is producing because these are viewed as a gateway to the bags...
Completely agree with this! I also tried to buy a poncho from them but I was told they don’t have the CURVY styles!!! That’s what the SA said. I was a little speechless. I am a UK size 10, but no matter what I was that was just weird and rude. I hope you get some shirts you love Dacob!
@@chanellover2143 What? Did they think your head is too big to fit through the hole in the poncho? Of course, I'm very direct and would have replied politely that their statement was offensive and would they prefer to restate it?
The most interesting H journey story ever!! I was literally smiling the entire time watching this video😁😁 It is sad that your waiting time at the boutique was like in a loony bin😱😭
Sounds like they’re offering you a bag without telling you they’re offering you a bag, because they can’t say “We have one right now in the back but can’t offer it to you until you fill out the wishlist.”
Hi Dacob! When I watch all those Hermes journey stories, I am always surprised as I never had to experience that in my local store (in France but not in Paris). They have always been very friendly and "normal", and never made me feel like I had to buy a thousand things I don't need in order to get the bag I want (Birkin and Kelly included). And I am not their best client at all in terms of spending (but they know I genuinely love the brand). Hope you will find the shirt (and the Birkin 40 of your dreams) in another store. Crazy story!
Going to these boutique’s just seems like the most uncomfortable experience. Make a wish etc… idk 😂 The “Make a wish” part gave me the giggles, it’s like they treat their customers like babies. I can understand your frustration with the attitude displayed. Love the channel Dacob… Thank you 🙏
I like your journey t shirt lol. Btw, the SA could have checked their system to see which other boutiques have the pants and shirt in your size and place an order for you! That’s how I was able to get a scarf from two seasons ago and I don’t have any relationship with any SA. I just walked in one day showing the SA a pic of a scarf I wanted and he said he doesn’t have it but he can check if other stores have it…
OMG Dacob, this JOURNEY is the only one im interested to watch 🤣🤣🤣 you are so funny! Australia has done you well 😂 Going to Hermes is like going to the dentist for a whitening treatment and leaving feeling you got a root canal 😅 Pls make this an episode saga 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I would have told the manager: “No, thank you but I won’t call to make a wish appointment for a bag that I didn’t want and with specifications that you’ve decided for me. Thanks but I came to buy a shirt and a pair of trousers.”
Box calf in spite of the scatches. Using a good leather wax on it reduces that anyway. Ferragamo do box calf no problem, it's another Hermes trick with artificial scarcity.
Delvaux , Loewe, Loro Piana are comparable to Hermes quality if you run out of luxury brands to look forward to. Loewe is more established and has more variety but not sure if you'd like their clothes. Brands like Delvaux, Moynat & Valextra only sell bags. I own a Delvaux Faust from 80s or 90s the workmanship is precise - yea I can't find better words to describe. It's still tough and beautiful. My Loewe Gate tote is newer and I can imagine passing down to the next generation.
I love Loewe leather, but id say Moynat is more comparable to Hermes in colors and leathers. I love the Gabrielle and Gaby bags which are more practical than the Kelly sellier and retourne, but nobody is talking about Moynat or others, its just about the Hermes flex in social media. I hope Dacob gives them a taste of humility in his visits to the boutiques 🤣
@@livinfree18 I am enticed by Loewe's creative geometry and yet practical space. I also own a nappa aire from the 00s. I'm impressed with Loewe's mastery in the different leather shapes including the more structured boxes and the soft buttery flow.
@@whatsilviadid3993 Yes I'm aiming for a Gabrielle that is so cute. I wish Moynat will eventually take off and be able to offer a wider selection. I agree people could stop the hype about Hermes (or worse, Chanel). There are other fun choices out there to satisfy our hunger for quality and exclusivity.
call this secret Hermes number everyday in the morning and you may get an appointment- nothing is guaranteed, but call this number- to create a wishlist to potentially get your birkin 40 in togo that you didn't ask for, though nothing is guaranteed.... actually this sounds like some kind of crazy quest in a video game ;)
Imagine going to Target looking for a shirt and they shove a bag into your face 😂 then tell you can’t have it you have to ask for it but won’t get it 🤣🤦🏻♀️ wtf
For quite a few trips to European countries I helped my friends to go into Hermes. I had enough of the attitudes. So much so that now I refuse to help them to buy stuff anymore and I just want to get a replica myself out of spite. 😂
Dacob!! I have been so busy I haven’t been in the streams for months!!! I want to say congratulations on your premiere!!!!!! I am so happy to hear when you shine and succeed because you are awesome!!!! You also look fantastic!!! Love your makeup!!!! I am cracking up at the title of this video!!!!!
I love that you're on your journey! 😂 I actually only enter the Hermès boutique if I want to get a fragrance from the Hermessence line. And whenever I did so, I was asked to become a registered client. I guess it was purchase number 4 or 5 that I caved in and let them register me, but ever since, I haven’t gone back. We have got a very, very small boutique here, but the staff is really friendly. Well, they tried to sell me different things I didn't want like belts, bracelets and bow ties and I always got a business card with my purchase in case I needed something else. Hmmm, should I also start my journey 😂?
@@SuperDacob Maybe I am … and most affluently and elegantly 😂! But to be honest: none of the quota bags would work for me and my lifestyle. I actually like their messenger bag “Steve”, but I guess you also need to be on a journey to get one of them.
Off topic- I’m STILL obsessed with you hair. It just keeps looking more gorgeous with how to style it as it grows! Missing you not still being in Australia. So glad you visited. Next time make a trip to Sydney :)
The orange stallion is getting more and more 'weird'. I've been a customer for around 15 years.......can't believe the stories I hear nowadays: potential customers crying when they can't get an appointment or bag, SA's who have an attitude like they can't be bothered and so on and on. But this experience Dacob is the best and most entertaining one 😂
@@SuperDacob Why do you always get to have these 'special' experiences: first it was Chanel where the security guy thought you were a homeless person, now this??? If I was there would be confused too and lmao😂😂😂😘
That's v random. I've never been in a Hermes store before. I can never be bothered to que. I'm tempted to now tho when my Journey cropped hoodie arrives 🤣 I'll prob be escorted out.
Your story made me laugh so many times; including your 1001 facial expressions 🤣 Super Dacob = Super Entertaining 💙💙 I wish I could help you buy the shirt you're looking for. They'd be happy to help over here!
Messed up company. I go online and order what I want that is available online and call it a day. I refuse to deal with those snobby weirdos in the boutiques.
Too funny, but he really tried. My SA forgot she told me to stop by and brings out a canvas bag when I asked for an evening bag for a gala. I am not used to this kind of treatment!
Im sorry Dacob! What a very stressful experience! I hate that store myself. Everytime I go in there I felt like everyone is looking at me especially the security guard making sure you arent taking any photos LOL and yes Ive been scanned all the time too! 🙄
This story time was the best Hermes story and also the worst … as in I cant believe (but yet I can) I guess it’s that insane Hermes paradox … that this happened… I am one of few pple that had no interest in Hermes at all… if someone gave me a birkin i would use the heck out of it Kate moss style 🙌🙌 - but these reindeer games there n even at Chanel I had a similar experience where I was exchange my 22 bag (quality issues) for another 19 in the green colour way I wanted … and the SA started bringing me stuff (i didn’t ask for)and getting the manager etc and telling me how they remember my bf saying we were going on vacay and I needed all this random crap I didnt want lol 😂 it was a doozy haha … Loved this vid n u Dacob! N really enjoyed All the content down under with Jessie💗💗
I had a similar experience but with shoes. The ones that I don't want are way more expensive and the SA is always pushing me to buy them. Anyways you should look at the men's bags, they are cool and way cheaper.
I can sum up my thoughts very easily….GOOD LORD! I know it was annoying to you Dacob and depressing, but you have patience to not have had a stronger reaction. At minimum I would have been whistling the music from the twilight zone! Judy
The first time I went to Hermes, I decided it would be my last time. I just wanted to look at scarves and none of the staff assisted me. There was only one other shopper besides myself. I looked young and was dressed in a black hoodie and black pants and I had 2 dior paperbags with me (I bought makeup.) It was like being in the twilight zone. 😭
A coercive journey. Why would anyone want this experience? I want to walk into a shop filled with beautiful things, get great customer service and buy what I want 😅
Except Tom Cruise could probably fit into a birkin 40 so his journey would be more cost effective since his birkin 40 would also be his home 🤣🤣🤣💀allegedly
That is so weird. And what the heck is wish appointment??? I just set my first appointment (was a new boutique I was visiting) via their website and thereafter it's just been texting my sales specialist to visit. Hmm then again the first Hermes sales specialist I met in a different city was very meh. So maybe it's just getting lucky / finding the right specialist :|
"The pandemic was rough ok, let a girl gain some weight. I can lose the weight again, but can you lose the attitude"???????????🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣It's too stressful to shop at Hermes now. I stopped going in the boutiques.
I literally went in to London Bond Street to buy gifts - just last week and asked for vert d’orange perfume and deodorant - sold out, bastias - sold out, calvis - sold out, Etoupe nail polish - sold out, art deco plate - sold out… I said … are you sure? I’m not asking for a birkin here… He shrugged
I’ve got it! The next season of American Horror Story! A man goes into a luxury boutique to try to buy a shirt, and finds that he is trapped with a bunch of androids who have been programed not to sell anyone anything. Maybe Evan Peters can play you.
That Hermes’ story just got funnier and funnier. I can’t 😂😂😂
"I would like a shirt." "No shirt for you, but let us introduce you to some bags you also can't buy, and can't make an appointment to desire to buy!" You can't make this stuff up. 🤣
Thats exactly it Jeanne! Its so insane..? You cannot make this stuff up 🤣🤣🤣💖
I want a shirt…
No you want a bag…
No No I want a shirt…
No no no you want a bag…
Ok I want a bag….
Sorry no bags and no waiting list for a wish for a bag 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Hahahah! Thats basically it 🤣🤣🤣🤣💖
@@SuperDacob LOL
That was one of the best Hermes shopping stories ever!
You entered the Hermes vortex and you survived!
That's why I buy most of my Hermes from their website or preloved.
The guy saw he wasn't a reseller and they get higher commission on the clothing, so he suddenly *wanted* one of the bags available but manager said no. Even though he's on the system, it's silly.
But why didn’t he try harder to make the clothing happen for me if the clothing gives him more comish? All I wanted in that moment were the clothes after all 🤷🏻♂️💖
It was a doozy 🤣💖
I'll see what happens once I go it to buy a pocket square for my new suit. When I was picking up my perfumes it was meh. But I am loving Dacob's "over it" vibe in the story.
You’re best description of an Hermes store “ it’s like a looney bin “🤣🤣 I literally cried laughing at this debacle!
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"Why are you denying something I'm not even asking for?" 😌😌😌😌😂😂😂😂
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I walked into Hermes once and asked could I see a Birkin. At the time I didn’t know fully about the kind games they play. However, the SA was extremely nice and very much sweet. She explained to me about the journey and how things work at Hermes. When people tell me about the bad customer service it’s a bit surprising but I guess it will always depend on location and SA personalities type.
Yuck. I can't stand the service in Hermès. We've bought quite a lot of homewares etc. From there because we like the stuff. I don't care for their bags. But they're not that friendly. They'll take your sale. The one time I returned my oran sandals the next day to exchange as the ones they gave me were already marked. They all but accused me of lying and wearing them and bringing them back! They made me wait for ages and watched the CCTV footage of the transaction where they realised the sales associate never showed me both sandals before they were packaged. I was pretty pissed at their attitude but I stayed calm. This was also after my purchase history of cushions, blankets, trays in leather and their ceramic trays and the alabaster tissue holder.
I think that's the last time I've been in there and I'm not sure I'll go back. I mean in the end they acknowledged I wasn't trying to make stuff up but seriously?! They can shove it.
Service at LV is sooo much better. It's my favourite luxury store for the product, the history, the service. There's no bullsh%t with LV. They pretty much tell you as it is - in my experience. No dancing around or game playing. No looking you up and down.
Chanel is meh in my experience too. Only a tad better than Hermès. Fendi has been pretty good to us but they're owned by LV I believe? And we like their RTW, not so much their bags.
So sorry you had to go through this. This is definitely not a luxury experience
Thanks Dacob. It certainly isn't. I explained to the lady that the day I bought the sandals they were an unplanned purchase. My partner and I came in to buy two replacement cushions for our couch as we had destroyed the niceness of our first ones by using them a lot and I tend to cuddle mine 🤣 so we bought 2 cushions and I think we also ended up buying four mini ceramic trays (a set) which were also unplanned as well as my sandals. It's not like I just bought the sandals (not that it should have mattered!)
I also explained that we didn't claim our use of the cushions as a fault of Hermes nor did I blame them for me chipping our alabaster tissue holder and I'd never returned or exchanged anything else before. It was just annoying more than anything...🤷♀️ #firstworldproblems I guess 🤣
I love this story. I remember the first time I went in Paris with a friend. They kept asking her what she wanted and then said they didn’t have it. I lost patience and said why don’t you just show her what you have got and she can decide if she wants to buy it. What is the point in just saying don’t have, don’t have. That is not the way it works Madame. This was pre Chanel playing games. I just said to her in front of the sales assistant, go to Chanel you just buy stuff, they serve you champagne and you go home. It’s so much easier.
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What a weird shopping experience o__O I thought I finally bit the bug after taking another look at their equestrian scarves and seeing a black Kelly bag in person recently, but this story unbit it for me. If I ever decide to get something from Hermes, secondhand/preloved sounds like the way to go. The boutique experience should be fun, not... Kafka-esque.
Hermes... the luxury fashion store without any fashions or bags to sell to clients. how do they stay in business lol.
Why can’t the wishlist just be the damn shirt I asked for to begin with? This story is hilarious, so whilst I’m sorry you had to go through that madness, thank you so much for sharing this experience with us 😂
Thanks Jamie. 💖🤣
The calling the tiny number bit killed me 😂🤣 I once went into Hermes looking for a Kelly belt and the second Kel… left my mouth, the guy was like we don’t have it!! Took him at least 30 seconds to process the belt part of my request as he tried to stop himself falling over from attempting to turn away from me so quickly 🙄
Wow…. Its a mess how they treat customers…
@@SuperDacob also when he had to go look in the back he had to wait for someone else to come out to babysit me like I couldn’t be trusted left alone or something. Since you were left alone in the store I’m taking this to mean I looked sus to them in my moon boots 🥸
no shirt, no pants, but a Birkin maybe we can do🤣🤦🏻♀️ this is insane, they thought you came in to play “the game” they don’t even want to entertain a thought that you just wanna buy their clothes😂
Dacob you should’ve asked “If i call this no. will i a get a shirt too?”😂
Omg O should have said that to them. Haha. Brilliant comeback bimblaq 🤣🤣🤣💖
@@SuperDacob Dacob your experience is really like a scene out of Twin Peaks movie🙃😂 Makes me wonder what is going in US stores..🥴 i guess i should count myself lucky having to deal with rude Hermès SA, but never empty shelves or denied even to order clothing. This is just unbelievable, why couldn’t SA have called other boutiques to check if they had shirts, so you won’t waste time running around town😳
I was literally rolling on the floor, you-re so witty, thank you for sharing. The whole Hermes bags story is so freaking ridiculous that I almost started obsessing over walking into their store with a perfect Berkin replica.
I think that Hermes drives his sales force crazy, imagine you have to make a part of your salary selling nothing in the store - they don't have the bags and then they don't have anything else ... also it cheapens all the other products Hermes is producing because these are viewed as a gateway to the bags...
It did feel that way.
Completely agree with this! I also tried to buy a poncho from them but I was told they don’t have the CURVY styles!!! That’s what the SA said. I was a little speechless. I am a UK size 10, but no matter what I was that was just weird and rude. I hope you get some shirts you love Dacob!
@@chanellover2143 What? Did they think your head is too big to fit through the hole in the poncho? Of course, I'm very direct and would have replied politely that their statement was offensive and would they prefer to restate it?
The most interesting H journey story ever!! I was literally smiling the entire time watching this video😁😁 It is sad that your waiting time at the boutique was like in a loony bin😱😭
Me too! Definitely best story 🙌💜
It was very bizarre but funny after all 🤣🤣🤣💖
Sounds like they’re offering you a bag without telling you they’re offering you a bag, because they can’t say “We have one right now in the back but can’t offer it to you until you fill out the wishlist.”
Possibly but geez what a twisted way to communicate… hahaha
I was laughing out loud!🤣🤣🤣OMG! What a story! And you are such a talented teller! Thanks for the nice mood!❤️
Thank you S T 🥰🙏🏻💖
🤣🤣🤣 Shopping on the Hermes website is a much more pleasant experience than shopping in their boutiques, at least in my experience
I agree 🤣🤣
Hi Dacob! When I watch all those Hermes journey stories, I am always surprised as I never had to experience that in my local store (in France but not in Paris). They have always been very friendly and "normal", and never made me feel like I had to buy a thousand things I don't need in order to get the bag I want (Birkin and Kelly included). And I am not their best client at all in terms of spending (but they know I genuinely love the brand). Hope you will find the shirt (and the Birkin 40 of your dreams) in another store. Crazy story!
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"it was an asylum!" the journey in the loony bin! 🤣🤣🤣
Here we have it folks 🤣🤣🤣🍾🍾🍾💖
Not even 7 minutes in and I’m 😂😂😂. Thanks so much for the story time! ❤
Glad I could make you laugh 🥰💖🤣
I have nothing to say except that I love your hair lately. It's so sleek and luscious looking, and suits you very well.
Thank you 🙏🏻💖
Going to these boutique’s just seems like the most uncomfortable experience. Make a wish etc… idk 😂
The “Make a wish” part gave me the giggles, it’s like they treat their customers like babies. I can understand your frustration with the attitude displayed.
Love the channel Dacob… Thank you 🙏
Thank you Dave ☺️🙏🏻🐹💖
I like your journey t shirt lol. Btw, the SA could have checked their system to see which other boutiques have the pants and shirt in your size and place an order for you! That’s how I was able to get a scarf from two seasons ago and I don’t have any relationship with any SA. I just walked in one day showing the SA a pic of a scarf I wanted and he said he doesn’t have it but he can check if other stores have it…
OMG Dacob, this JOURNEY is the only one im interested to watch 🤣🤣🤣 you are so funny! Australia has done you well 😂 Going to Hermes is like going to the dentist for a whitening treatment and leaving feeling you got a root canal 😅 Pls make this an episode saga 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I would have told the manager: “No, thank you but I won’t call to make a wish appointment for a bag that I didn’t want and with specifications that you’ve decided for me. Thanks but I came to buy a shirt and a pair of trousers.”
This story had me cracking up from beginning to end! Absolutely love your channel, Dacob!! 💗
This is so entertaining I have to watch it again,lux people should listen to Dacob 💕.
Thanks Gina 🙏🏻💖
"I want a tank of a bag." -Dacob
Iconic.
Box calf in spite of the scatches. Using a good leather wax on it reduces that anyway.
Ferragamo do box calf no problem, it's another Hermes trick with artificial scarcity.
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@@SuperDacob Also you've converted me: I want a Speedy now, a little one, maybe 30cm in Damier Azur. Ye gods.
I can lose the weight, but can you lose the attitude??!!!🥴🥴🥴🥴By the way you are perfect the way you are right now Dacob!!!! So is YOUR attitude!!!!
Thank you so much Jolene 🥹🥹🥹🙏🏻💖
Delvaux , Loewe, Loro Piana are comparable to Hermes quality if you run out of luxury brands to look forward to. Loewe is more established and has more variety but not sure if you'd like their clothes. Brands like Delvaux, Moynat & Valextra only sell bags. I own a Delvaux Faust from 80s or 90s the workmanship is precise - yea I can't find better words to describe. It's still tough and beautiful. My Loewe Gate tote is newer and I can imagine passing down to the next generation.
Yes I would agree LOEWE is a very great brand to look into
I love Loewe leather, but id say Moynat is more comparable to Hermes in colors and leathers. I love the Gabrielle and Gaby bags which are more practical than the Kelly sellier and retourne, but nobody is talking about Moynat or others, its just about the Hermes flex in social media. I hope Dacob gives them a taste of humility in his visits to the boutiques 🤣
@@livinfree18 I am enticed by Loewe's creative geometry and yet practical space. I also own a nappa aire from the 00s. I'm impressed with Loewe's mastery in the different leather shapes including the more structured boxes and the soft buttery flow.
@@whatsilviadid3993 Yes I'm aiming for a Gabrielle that is so cute. I wish Moynat will eventually take off and be able to offer a wider selection. I agree people could stop the hype about Hermes (or worse, Chanel). There are other fun choices out there to satisfy our hunger for quality and exclusivity.
What a psychedelic journey indeed, yet you told the story quite entertainingly, as always! I also liked your eyebrow actions. 😂😆
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call this secret Hermes number everyday in the morning and you may get an appointment- nothing is guaranteed, but call this number- to create a wishlist to potentially get your birkin 40 in togo that you didn't ask for, though nothing is guaranteed.... actually this sounds like some kind of crazy quest in a video game ;)
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Imagine going to Target looking for a shirt and they shove a bag into your face 😂 then tell you can’t have it you have to ask for it but won’t get it 🤣🤦🏻♀️ wtf
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For quite a few trips to European countries I helped my friends to go into Hermes. I had enough of the attitudes. So much so that now I refuse to help them to buy stuff anymore and I just want to get a replica myself out of spite. 😂
Dacob!! I have been so busy I haven’t been in the streams for months!!! I want to say congratulations on your premiere!!!!!! I am so happy to hear when you shine and succeed because you are awesome!!!! You also look fantastic!!! Love your makeup!!!! I am cracking up at the title of this video!!!!!
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Haha this is a joke. Its like they were desperate to get someone that day to go on the waiting list. Loved the analogy of your dad and the two movies!
Thank you Nikita 🤣🙏🏻💖
This is so hilarious to me. I love it.
Not laughing at you but the whole ‘bag-lighting’ situation.
Hahaha yes it was hilarious 😂
I love that you're on your journey! 😂
I actually only enter the Hermès boutique if I want to get a fragrance from the Hermessence line. And whenever I did so, I was asked to become a registered client. I guess it was purchase number 4 or 5 that I caved in and let them register me, but ever since, I haven’t gone back. We have got a very, very small boutique here, but the staff is really friendly. Well, they tried to sell me different things I didn't want like belts, bracelets and bow ties and I always got a business card with my purchase in case I needed something else. Hmmm, should I also start my journey 😂?
You are on the journey without even knowing it 🤣
@@SuperDacob Maybe I am … and most affluently and elegantly 😂!
But to be honest: none of the quota bags would work for me and my lifestyle. I actually like their messenger bag “Steve”, but I guess you also need to be on a journey to get one of them.
Ask for a shirt, then the real journey begins! :)
@@daggnow9407 😂 I guess they will not have my size either 🤣!
@@AndreasVibes But you will get a Birkin! ;)
Hilarious! Dacob, both of you are on a different page. I am laughing so much...thank you.
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I was laughing while running on the treadmill. Best run ever! Thank you Dacob.
Thanks Julie 🤣🙏🏻💖
Re: heritage leathers, I would have been like, “isn’t that the point of a wish list?” To WISH???? 😉.
Hahaha good one 🤣💖
This is an amazing tip for people that go there and want to buy the bag and are declined. Just try to buy whatever else desperatelly... genious.
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Off topic- I’m STILL obsessed with you hair. It just keeps looking more gorgeous with how to style it as it grows!
Missing you not still being in Australia. So glad you visited. Next time make a trip to Sydney :)
Thank you Christina 🙏🏻💖💖💖
The orange stallion is getting more and more 'weird'. I've been a customer for around 15 years.......can't believe the stories I hear nowadays: potential customers crying when they can't get an appointment or bag, SA's who have an attitude like they can't be bothered and so on and on. But this experience Dacob is the best and most entertaining one 😂
I don’t let it get to me. Its hilarious 🤣🤣💖
@@SuperDacob Why do you always get to have these 'special' experiences: first it was Chanel where the security guy thought you were a homeless person, now this??? If I was there would be confused too and lmao😂😂😂😘
That's v random. I've never been in a Hermes store before. I can never be bothered to que. I'm tempted to now tho when my Journey cropped hoodie arrives 🤣 I'll prob be escorted out.
Or will be offered to buy a birkin 🤷🏻♂️🤣🤣🤣 allegedly
Omg this is entertainment at its finest. “He’s in his own movie.” Lmaoooooo
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So funny !!! I loved this video! I will watch it again for sure its SO FUNNY ! your narrative skills are amazing i just adore you !
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This is so funny 😂 love how you are so nonchalant with the SA 😂
i really Wish 😉 there was a giggle button on this channel 😹 so Love You Dacob!
😂😂😂😂😂 best story ever, I laughed so much, thank you! Love The Journey shirt
Thank you Sharona 😂💖🙏🏻
My dear Dacob, I live vicariously through you 😂😂😂. This story is why my basic self sticks to Longchamp.
I love that you reference Khafka in comparison to your “journey” lol
Franz and Dacob… what a duo 🤣🤣🤣💖
Your story made me laugh so many times; including your 1001 facial expressions 🤣 Super Dacob = Super Entertaining 💙💙 I wish I could help you buy the shirt you're looking for. They'd be happy to help over here!
Thank you so much 🥹🙏🏻💖
What a bizarre experience! Thanks for sharing!
OMG Dacob I am over here dying, this story time was hilarious.
Thanks hahaha 🤣🤣💖💖💖
Thank you so much for sharing your experience. All I want is a pair of sandals, I’m so put off now
Omg Dacob this is hilarious 😂 thanks for another fabulous video ! Xxx
Thank you Ayshea 🙏🏻🥰🤣💖🐹
This is actually hilarious. "I just want a shirt"
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I feel like people who do this journey are insecure.
And many brand marketing strategies are set up to profit off the insecurities of consumers.
Hahahaha, the sceleton horse, I'm dying! Best shirt ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This was the funniest story ever lol, I’m giggling in bed 2 am in the morning trying not to wake up my bf. Love u Dacob!! 😍
The SA was on his first week on the job and actually thought he should sell customers what they want!
🤣🤣🤣 he has been there for a while though
It’s crazy and I love the way you tell this tale xx
Thanks Liz 🙏🏻💖
This is hilarious 😆 but also very frustrating. I would have said please put the shirts on the wish list 🙄😂
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I think the birkin 40 in the reseller market is fairly cheap because it's not a popular size
I have noticed that too. Its too big for most people
Your experience in Hermes boutique was so funny and weird 😂 Which boutique is it? My goodness.
Messed up company. I go online and order what I want that is available online and call it a day. I refuse to deal with those snobby weirdos in the boutiques.
Too funny, but he really tried. My SA forgot she told me to stop by and brings out a canvas bag when I asked for an evening bag for a gala. I am not used to this kind of treatment!
Oh no, I’m so sorry to hear my love. 😩 I do love H RTW, they last for yrs. ❤️🍊😘😘😘Sandy
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Im sorry Dacob! What a very stressful experience! I hate that store myself. Everytime I go in there I felt like everyone is looking at me especially the security guard making sure you arent taking any photos LOL and yes Ive been scanned all the time too! 🙄
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I can imagine the whole thing like a Twilight Zone scenario in my head with the music too. Just in time for Halloween. What craziness. 😂
Its all holistic 🤣🤣💖💖🎃🎃🎃
Hi Dacob 😘😘 🤣🤣 wow this story is insane . by the way I can hear you for hours !! You got a lot of patience, I do not know what I would have done 🤣🤣
Hahaha thank you 😊🙏🏻💖💖💖
OMFG I needed this laugh today, thank you Dacob!!
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Hahahahah from the moment i read “Hermes journey” I know I’m going to laugh my eyes out. Dacob your. always so fun when it come to Hermes 😂😂😂
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This story time was the best Hermes story and also the worst … as in I cant believe (but yet I can) I guess it’s that insane Hermes paradox … that this happened… I am one of few pple that had no interest in Hermes at all… if someone gave me a birkin i would use the heck out of it Kate moss style 🙌🙌 - but these reindeer games there n even at Chanel I had a similar experience where I was exchange my 22 bag (quality issues) for another 19 in the green colour way I wanted … and the SA started bringing me stuff (i didn’t ask for)and getting the manager etc and telling me how they remember my bf saying we were going on vacay and I needed all this random crap I didnt want lol 😂 it was a doozy haha …
Loved this vid n u Dacob! N really enjoyed All the content down under with Jessie💗💗
Thank you D.L.B 🙏🏻💖
You make me laugh! Thanks for sharing!
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If you go to a store and it feels like an asylum, then you tell the story and it’s met with knowing laughter, then maybe the king has no clothes on. 😅
That is wisdom Shan! 🙏🏻💖💖💖
I had a similar experience but with shoes. The ones that I don't want are way more expensive and the SA is always pushing me to buy them. Anyways you should look at the men's bags, they are cool and way cheaper.
Its always a cramp to deal with them
You want a shirt but you are forced to buy a Birkin! I love it! 😍 That's called H Journey!!!!
Thats the journey hahhaha 🤣
That experience sounds terrible. What a shame.
It was definitely something new 🤣💖
Really insightful. What cultish behaviour. It's like they took a page from Scientology or something.
It felt very cultish indeed. Haha
How f**k'd up is that!!! Just sooo icky.
I can sum up my thoughts very easily….GOOD LORD! I know it was annoying to you Dacob and depressing, but you have patience to not have had a stronger reaction. At minimum I would have been whistling the music from the twilight zone! Judy
Hahahah I should have whistled the Twilight Zone music 🤣🤣🤣
Ferragamo lets you order box calf.
You have the best stories!! 😄
Thanks RIN 🤣☺️🙏🏻💖
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Hermes, I decided it would be my last time. I just wanted to look at scarves and none of the staff assisted me. There was only one other shopper besides myself. I looked young and was dressed in a black hoodie and black pants and I had 2 dior paperbags with me (I bought makeup.) It was like being in the twilight zone. 😭
Illusions? More like delusions. Can't understand who would want that job. Masterclass in deceit and how to detach from humanity. Nasty.
It felt very bizarre.
The Easter egg within doll within Easter egg within social media vortex that is your journey is fascinating. A journey you never asked for!
Its a journey I never asked for 🤣🤣🤣 but I am on it 🥴🥴🥴
A coercive journey. Why would anyone want this experience? I want to walk into a shop filled with beautiful things, get great customer service and buy what I want 😅
Great points Lia 💖
LOL! Hermes sounds like a cult to me, a cult that Tom Cruise would appreciate.
Except Tom Cruise could probably fit into a birkin 40 so his journey would be more cost effective since his birkin 40 would also be his home 🤣🤣🤣💀allegedly
@@SuperDacob So true! I can see it now. Mission Impossible - Hermes Edition 🤣
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That is so weird. And what the heck is wish appointment??? I just set my first appointment (was a new boutique I was visiting) via their website and thereafter it's just been texting my sales specialist to visit. Hmm then again the first Hermes sales specialist I met in a different city was very meh. So maybe it's just getting lucky / finding the right specialist :|
"The pandemic was rough ok, let a girl gain some weight. I can lose the weight again, but can you lose the attitude"???????????🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣It's too stressful to shop at Hermes now. I stopped going in the boutiques.
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I literally went in to London Bond Street to buy gifts - just last week and asked for vert d’orange perfume and deodorant - sold out, bastias - sold out, calvis - sold out, Etoupe nail polish - sold out, art deco plate - sold out…
I said … are you sure? I’m not asking for a birkin here…
He shrugged
Just hilarious.. Thanks for sharing .. 😂😂😂
Cheers and thanks 🙏🏻☺️💖
I’ve got it! The next season of American Horror Story! A man goes into a luxury boutique to try to buy a shirt, and finds that he is trapped with a bunch of androids who have been programed not to sell anyone anything. Maybe Evan Peters can play you.
I want Adrien Brody as me 😜
@@SuperDacob OK, Evan Peters can be an android SA 😂
Hermes is like Target. You went in for one thing, and left with a ton of stuff.
Without getting the one thing you initially went to the store for 🤷♂️
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"call every day and make an appointment....' I am here RIGHT NOW????? give me my shirt!!!!! ahahaha
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