Send this to someone who doesn't play Hades. And make them play it. (Actually, it looks like I made the clip compilation a year ago, and I, dumbass forgot to upload it… so here it is. Enjoy! ^_^)
I am once again reminded that the reason Zagreus and Achilles hate onions (and the former is not healed by it) is because it never came upon them that onions can be COOKED. These dumbasses just eat them RAW.
Oh man, this all reminds me of that time when I arrived to fight Hades, and there was a fishing point in the river in front of Hades. The dialogue went something along the lines of Hades expressing annoyance about the fish "taunting him" as it swam about.
i was having a rather lousy run one day. didn't got the build i was going for. missed the duo boons i wanted, lost a death defiance to the tiny vermin. and i was very discouraged about the fight with hades, but when i saw that fishing point. boy i pulled confidence from where there wasn't any and beat him. then i missed the perfect catch and didn't catch the sturgeon. went home and rage quitted the game for a week.
Not sure what's funnier: the possibility that Hermes, Messenger God, fully understands Charon and was actually quoting him, or the possibility that he has no fucking idea what Charon is saying, but loves the dude anyway and was sincerely trying his best. Or third possibility: Hermes is fully capable of translating Charon's message to Zagreus, but chooses not to just to fuck with them.
@@malarcher5580something I love doing for shits and giggles is to try and make a build based on Demeter’s cast ability work while I use the shield for blocking. It’s basically Engineer TF2: plop down a sentry, it makes your problems go away while you cower in fear in a corner.
spoilers . . . . after zag gets together with him, he can show up in the west hall with a heart above his head, and if you interact with him he shifts them both to zag's room for some,,,, fun times lmao. the line is after they fuck basically
I am once again reminded that the reason Zagreus and Achilles hate onions (and the former is not healed by it) is because it never came upon them that onions can be COOKED. These dumbasses just eat them RAW.
I love this game.
What's wrong wity a raw onion?
Somehow it fits their characters
..as if raw onions don't taste divine, c'mon now
Dirty shit-apples.
"i've got a survey if you'd like to fill it out" gives off "we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty" energy
Hi there! *Would you like to sign my petition?*
"no"
- Zagreus ,the prince of the underworld
I got excited when he asked, and was like "yes!", meanwhile Zag went "no" in the same moment
That "no" just caught me so off guard I can't stop laughing
"Hi, would you sign my petition?"
Zag: *dies to The Tiny Rodent*
Hypnos: That’s the funniest s**t I’ve ever seen
He really is a best friend, laughing at our misery.
I want to like but I don't want to ruin the 69-
@@abluesapphire1493 I made it better lol
"sleep is for the living" god the look on the shades just kills me
I would have given him the finger
"🙄🙄"
they've probably heard that joke a lot. probably from steve.
"Sleep is for the living"
also zagreus
"I'll sleep when I'm dead"
@@dreamypizza8458 fr fr. Got a shirt on fangamer, text says "I'll sleep when I'm dead." Features chibi Thanatos and Hypnos
0:57 Zagreus "the boss's son" gets to waltz in the office, make terrible jokes, and leave. No wonder they all hate him!
WHEN ALL THE SHADES GAVE THE ROLLED EYES EMOJI I *CACKLED--*
zagreus: [opens his mouth for any reason]
the employed shades: [everyone disliked that.]
Having Hades' call is the best when you use it against him.
"Father!" "Boy!"
"Turn invisible, see if I care"
"I'm right here!"
"Father!!"
"Oh, shut up!"
"Father!!"
"What?!"
I love getting it with other boons that let your gauge increase faster - the more you use it in the fight, the more sick of your crap Hades gets.
He used hades to beat hades
"Too bad i cant just shift you to the top, though this wasnt so bad"...WHAT DOES THAT MEAN-
That Zag's a bottom. Rejoice
@@thefactspherefromportal2740 😂 😂 😂
And the "whew" after....
@@thefactspherefromportal2740 Bruh
I mean.... considering the conversation that transpired before this, and the "whew..." afterwards, I have.... some ideas 😓
bruh can't believe zagreus literally died from cringe when the narrator said it was all a dream
"It was all a dream" Thanks Hypnos.
truly one of the moments of all time
@@NickiRusin then zagreus proceeds to literally die from cringe
Hypnos: "You have my sympathies" 😅
Zagreus: "No, keep them" 😒
Hades himself is so underrated he's funny as hell lmao
heh
Pun
What a _diabolical_ pun
Oh man, this all reminds me of that time when I arrived to fight Hades, and there was a fishing point in the river in front of Hades. The dialogue went something along the lines of Hades expressing annoyance about the fish "taunting him" as it swam about.
And the best part is is that they agree that whoever wins the fight gets the fish
i was having a rather lousy run one day. didn't got the build i was going for. missed the duo boons i wanted, lost a death defiance to the tiny vermin. and i was very discouraged about the fight with hades, but when i saw that fishing point.
boy i pulled confidence from where there wasn't any and beat him.
then i missed the perfect catch and didn't catch the sturgeon. went home and rage quitted the game for a week.
@@CallMeMimi27My emotions were a fuckjng roller coaster
I got one where Zagreus sarcastically comments if he'd like for them to fish together as father and son.
That fish was the only reason I beat extreme measures hades
4:05 Oh my god he's a himbo.
YESSSS HES THE BEST HIMBO EVER. WE LOVE ACHILLES.
I love Theseus so much. He's just so completely fucking Extra and every single line delivery cracks me up
I hate him ❤ (affectionate)
whats wrong with u
“zagreus came”
next scene: *zagreus and Thanatos in someone bedroom*
Totally intended lol 😂
"Guh-dong" will always bring me so much entertainment
I never got that rat dialogue oh my god it's glorious.
Please tell me someone else cackled when Hermes tried to quote Charon 💀
Not sure what's funnier: the possibility that Hermes, Messenger God, fully understands Charon and was actually quoting him, or the possibility that he has no fucking idea what Charon is saying, but loves the dude anyway and was sincerely trying his best. Or third possibility: Hermes is fully capable of translating Charon's message to Zagreus, but chooses not to just to fuck with them.
So glad to know I'm not the only one that does that corner shield block thing in timed rooms
i use the shield all the time how have i never thought of that,,, damn, thanks
Same
one of many reasons the shield is the best
@@malarcher5580something I love doing for shits and giggles is to try and make a build based on Demeter’s cast ability work while I use the shield for blocking.
It’s basically Engineer TF2: plop down a sentry, it makes your problems go away while you cower in fear in a corner.
I always imagine Darren korb just sat in a room, on his own, doing the zagreus skelly conversations
Me too 😂
''Guh-dong...''
i have never heard the rat dialogue or the one with hermes referencing charon before and oh my god thats amazing thank you
There's one where Zagreus is also imitating Charon's voice, but I was unprepared and I didn't manage to catch that 😭
@@rainybow6994 pretty sure it's on another zagreus compilation video! its the one after beating charon twice in a row for charon right?
@@apollo6988 Yup, that's the one ☺
That dialogue about the onions sounds like a joke a voice actor with a good Achilles impression would post on here
👆 my exact thoughts
i think my favorite dialogue in the game is when hades complains that he's trying to catch a fish and he's not having any luck
0:18 Even the God of the Underworld has to relish in the sheer power of dad jokes every now and then.
Hermes quoting Charon was amazing
omg the poseidon call is too real
5:20 bottom zag confirmed
Hell yeahhhh
*entering the vermin boss room*
Me: Oh no
Zag a split second later: Oh no
This has actually happened to me before, like I say shit out loud and then Zagreus says the same thing. That instance for example
Spoilers for Hades 2:
THEY NAMED THE FUCKING RAT “Oh No” WHEN IT SHOWS UP AS A BOSS
I’ve never used the Hades call in the Hades fight that’s so funny
this makes me miss the times when everyone still had dialogue options...ive played this game way too much lol
New file?
"Studying the competition, you might say."
Thanatos, you are mad about a *river*. 🤣
"Hahahahaha."
"🎵Zagreus came🎵"
*cuts to the after sex scene*
"Too bad I can't just shift you to the top"
5:05 i love this
My main takeaway from this is that even after 70+ hours of playing, I still have so much more to discover
"You have it half correct"
He's right 😅, I'm yet to beat him consistently
best run i got him down to like 5% so yeah.
the build was basically exploding spear throw
1:18 wow, Hypnos really is a best friend, he's laughing at our misery XD
What are brothers in law for?
You just KNOW that Persephone and Nyx are having that classic mother-grandmother friendly gossiping.
Theseus wearing golden gimp gear
1:33 "CAH-DUNG" please thats so cute I never knew about this 😂😂😂😂😂
i half expect Chaos or Than to say 'Hi SiStErS' everytime i run into him or them.
Hypnos' laugh 😭🥺
God this game is so funny
when does thanatos say "too bad i can't just shift you to the top" i've never seen this clip before and i can't find any other mention of it happening
spoilers
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after zag gets together with him, he can show up in the west hall with a heart above his head, and if you interact with him he shifts them both to zag's room for some,,,, fun times lmao. the line is after they fuck basically
I think its after one of their 🌶 spicy 🌶 siestas - given Zag’s “whew”
Just got the dialogue: can confirm
Oh, *that* top
@@kylefreeburg9353 he can shift him to that top tho
4:13 “FATHER!” “BOY!”
3:19 kills me everytime!
5:08. Confirmed. Zagreus is the bottom.
This is a certified poggers video
4:39 when your dom runs out of ideas
“you have my sympathies” “no, keep them” is INSANE dialogue.
"too bad I can't shift you to the top"
Oh my...
3:56 i can't stop thinking about this..
3:44 ASKDHJ this is literally what I do sometimes when I use the shield lmao im wheezing
Fun fact. Lernie is Cerberus' sibling. They're both children of Typhon and Echidna.
This game made me want to date my own character and turn into Narcissus
I'm in love with Zagreus
5:07 🎶Zagreus came🎶
5:10 i feel like im missing some context
the scene really is exactly what you think it is
@@lord_ozymandias oh... I still ship it
The dialogue in this game is so unserious 😭
At first I really thought Christopher Judge was the one voicing hades.
Haha, *BOI*
Skelly “please have mercy on me”
Zagerus “you will have nothing but mercy if you don’t tell me.”
*NO MERCY SKELLY-*
"guh-dong" gets me every time
i love hypnos' laugh
i have 500 hours in this game and i JUST got that hermes dialogue and cackled so fuckin loud
Guh-DONG!!!
I have been waiting for a video like this for ages, Thanks mate
SCREEEECH I NEVER SAW THAT "The Hydra had a familly" "so do I" BEFORE
GOW2018 bê like: 4:14
"Oh we're busy formulating more of our dark schemes together, Zagreus" well that is one way to call the scheduling of a girls' night out
Thank you random video for making me play this
Zagreus: *fakes laugh*
The song: "Zagreus came"
Looks like hades II algorithm blessed you
hold up you can have a hades boon?
Hit him with some nectar then wait until he lets Zagreus grow closer to him.
0:45 I LOVE SURVEYS- I’D LOVE TO
3:35 man, a MOOD
Zagreus: “Hahahahaha.”
Orpheus: “Zagreus came…”
1:13 этот смех 😭💙
“Guh-dong”
Lets be honest Thanatos would be an absolute power bottom
Clearly he's a switch
which is why 5:09 always confuses me so much (and still does)
theres no way than is doing anything other than bottoming
I HAVE PLAYED THIS GAME FOR OVER A 120 HOURS AND HAVEN'T SEEN MOST OF THOSE FUNNY OFF STORY DIALOGUES?!
The script is a masterpiece. Lines barely repeat themselves here 👏
@@rainybow6994 I haven't seen a single repeat either within my 120 hours
" ive got a survey here to fill out if you want " ............... " no "
5:05 Zagreus did what
this game has no business being this funny
BOY
1:32 is the best line of dialogue in the game. No one can convince me otherwise.
0:56
"Sleep is for the living, amirite?"
*everyone hated that*
Hypnos: Now that is what I call a Deadline. Hahahahaha.
Zagreus: Hahahaha
Orpheus (in the background): Zagreus came.
We will never know where are baby boy is in the sequel
guh-dong
0:57 damn Zagreus got the whole squad laughing
5:05 zagreus came
Tiny little rodent??? That thing is a menance.
I haven’t played so context doesn’t exist for me. My only question is, “Can I punch Hypnos? He sounds like he needs a punch.”
Oh buddy wait till you spend time with Theseus, Hypnos will seem kind and considerate
If what I’ve heard in this video is any indication, I say he deserves a kick in the nuts. Especially considering what he did in the living world.
Fun fact, Hypnos doesn't actually do sarcasm! So every time he tries telling you how not to die he's genuinely trying to help
1:02 "Dark Schemes" is that what they're calling polyamory nowadays?
-"How could you boy? That hydra had a family"
hahaha good one
-"So do I"
🗿
2:19 *NOW HOLD UP A SECOND, ARE THE HEROES A REFERRENCE TO STARBARIANS?!*
No…..they are from Greek mythology…
i love this game so bad KSJSJ
Hades is such a mood
I’ve never seen this type of video game
You’re truly missing out, really try it, it’s a blast
5:02 LMAO????