The Worst Fried Rice Ever Made

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  • @QuikVidGuy
    @QuikVidGuy ปีที่แล้ว +2257

    "This is an actual hate crime"
    "Ok good"
    Kay is unbothered

  • @nope4no1
    @nope4no1 ปีที่แล้ว +998

    I honestly think Kay looks at the ingredient list on a recipe and says to herself "Well, we don't need all THAT!" And then picks out just what sounds good to her. 😆

    • @TheYodelingViking
      @TheYodelingViking ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I think she doesn't understand what most of the ingredients are if I'm being honest. Like she probably doesn't know what Sesame oil or soy sauce is.

    • @kimichanga
      @kimichanga ปีที่แล้ว +47

      She probably only uses what she already has in the house. Seems like she only added salt and pepper to her collection not too long ago.

    • @ct7246
      @ct7246 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      right, but if a recipe calls for 10 ingredients and you only have 3, then what's the point of saying you're making that recipe. you're not

    • @DogFish-NZ
      @DogFish-NZ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      when a duck watches uncle Rodger once.

    • @cthulhu8164
      @cthulhu8164 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also a lot of the stuff like sesame oil is not always available in UK supermarkets, and tends to be something you have to go to an Asian market/store for, which I think is safe to assume is not something Kay is invested enough in cooking to do.

  • @-Katastrophe
    @-Katastrophe ปีที่แล้ว +779

    Kay may suck at cooking, but she has impeccable taste in t-shirts.

    • @fuselpeter5393
      @fuselpeter5393 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah Maiden is awesome. She has good taste in music. 🤘

    • @jnn1981
      @jnn1981 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She sure does

    • @Laoboi2o3
      @Laoboi2o3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who gives a shit anyone eating like that has mental issues😭

    • @hellsmyhome8979
      @hellsmyhome8979 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      absolutely

    • @hellsmyhome8979
      @hellsmyhome8979 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah@@fuselpeter5393

  • @synchacker25
    @synchacker25 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Her laugh after dumping in those onions has me convinced she knows what shes doing to people

    • @myworms
      @myworms ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She’s trolling for sure…everyone thinks that she’s clueless and perpetually unable to get better, but it’s all an act. If she actually made videos with properly cooked meals, would anyone watch? There’s already millions of videos out there for that, but she stands out for being awful, so it’s smart.

    • @Mikumikku
      @Mikumikku 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      She’s laughing because she remembered what TH-cam commenters said about her calling onions “honions” which she referenced herself afterward

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @Miku that's exactly it, but ppl don't like the truth when it doesn't double as a funny/cutting "joke" 😉

  • @darthsonic1239
    @darthsonic1239 ปีที่แล้ว +1154

    These foods make school lunches look like a masterpiece

    • @ILOVEMARETUSOMUCH
      @ILOVEMARETUSOMUCH ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They really do

    • @CalebSmith-lr9is
      @CalebSmith-lr9is ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fr

    • @aprilgoff583
      @aprilgoff583 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dude the 90s school lunches weren't that bad. Square pizza and the rolls were 10/10.

    • @GreenTigez
      @GreenTigez ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn true

    • @Mangoboi699
      @Mangoboi699 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ngl them hamburgers was aight with ketchup but i havent eaten school lunch since 8th grade cuz they wouldnt let me have a hot lunch cuz my dad owed the school money

  • @OrganicDoodoo
    @OrganicDoodoo ปีที่แล้ว +217

    American here. As someone with a Brit mom and Chinese dad, I am both proud and deeply appalled.

    • @Gamer1girl92
      @Gamer1girl92 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂

    • @greyskymy
      @greyskymy ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I realised I cooked rice wrong all this time. It's supposed to be fried raw. 👨‍🍳

    • @nhokonhokopuala
      @nhokonhokopuala ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ehehehehehehehehehehe

    • @DruidicDonkey
      @DruidicDonkey ปีที่แล้ว +10

      For me, it's an Irish mum and a Brit father. Family never cooked fried rice raw like Kay does here and.. funnily enough, the most common meals my family cooked were all Asian-based.

    • @wyuj888jgszpokrrtuz
      @wyuj888jgszpokrrtuz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's wild you exist

  • @AgentHeroic
    @AgentHeroic ปีที่แล้ว +2478

    As someone who comes from an Asian family and regularly makes fried rice for lunch, I actually started screaming in horror

    • @julietteoscaralphanovember2223
      @julietteoscaralphanovember2223 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      You'll probably have nightmares! Her "Italian" dishes, I'm Italian, gave me night terrors!!

    • @anglepsycho
      @anglepsycho ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Mmmm, crumchy nightmares

    • @ye9945
      @ye9945 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      lil bro thinks you need to be from an Asian family to understand cooking rice ☠

    • @Nonexistent_creature
      @Nonexistent_creature ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ye9945shut

    • @ThePumpingiron27
      @ThePumpingiron27 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@julietteoscaralphanovember2223same! I'm Italian and almost d*ed. Even Jack. Who apparently has Italian roots, botches the dishes.

  • @davidp2888
    @davidp2888 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    The fact that Kay shows us the stove ring is on but the onions don't begin sizzling reinforces everything I know about her cooking.

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I heard a sizzle

    • @KitKatNisa
      @KitKatNisa ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You can literally HEAR the sizzling. Don't get me wrong, there's still a lot wrong with the dish, but the onions not sizzling isn't one of those things.

    • @VincentVanBro
      @VincentVanBro ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Brother that’s sizzling

    • @belantww
      @belantww ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It’s sizzling but a wok is supposed to be screaming hot before you add the ingredients.

    • @yon4k4
      @yon4k4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ​​@@KitKatNisausually you want the wok to be well seasoned and well heated before you throw anything in, the onions are supposed to be brown within 5 seconds when thrown into the wok. If its still sizzling like that means the wok isn't heated properly and you can burn the onions because of the uneven heat distribution. cooking with the wok is far different then with a frying pan

  • @Ranch4LIFE
    @Ranch4LIFE ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Uncle roger already fried himself watching this

    • @YouTubeFan559
      @YouTubeFan559 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Uncle Roger bought a plane ticket to find this women

    • @Winterdreamed
      @Winterdreamed ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@TH-camFan559😂😂😂

    • @mortal_one
      @mortal_one ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Uncle Roger be like: "Uncle Roger could cook better than your grandma."

    • @t2times729
      @t2times729 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      “Haiyaaa!! Look! Only 20 seconds in and my knee is already down! New record!” 🤣🤣

    • @Thetrueraybro
      @Thetrueraybro ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO

  • @MummaQuan
    @MummaQuan ปีที่แล้ว +953

    Kay seems like such a sweetheart though. I can’t even say anything mean about her. I’d never eat her cooking but her heart is in the right place 😂😂😂

    • @thhizon
      @thhizon ปีที่แล้ว +64

      She def puts in effort. Bless her heart.

    • @toffeelatte6042
      @toffeelatte6042 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      She is a sweetheart and a lot of people dont even try cooking, she just doesnt give up. She should, but she doesn't. And that's why everyone flames her cooking but leaves her untouched, she is a national treasure, in a warped kinda way.

    • @Foxhound141_67
      @Foxhound141_67 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      At this point I'm almost sure she's a troll

    • @nhokonhokopuala
      @nhokonhokopuala ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sadly i would want to taste it😂😂😂 i mean I'm always so dam curious of the taste.

    • @rebel4466
      @rebel4466 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've heard about her being "racially insensitive" before. Don't know how much truth there is to it, but she's a lolcow and nobody will take her seriously anyway

  • @Gidgyz0rs
    @Gidgyz0rs ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "Ok, we took a step forward... and then we cut off our feet" made me laugh. I haven't laughed in what feels like an eternity. Thank you August.

  • @RainyBasil9295
    @RainyBasil9295 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    It's funny how august doesn't like peas but ducks love peas.

    • @GodOfFux
      @GodOfFux ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Such a wholesome comment lol

    • @RainyBasil9295
      @RainyBasil9295 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@GodOfFux :)

    • @Handle1298
      @Handle1298 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He's a duck that doesn't like peas and has a youtube channel. He is not like other ducks.

    • @RainyBasil9295
      @RainyBasil9295 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Handle1298 did you just make a 'not like other girls' joke with August the duck? W

    • @hellsmyhome8979
      @hellsmyhome8979 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah, teah he did @@RainyBasil9295

  • @RattiusHattus
    @RattiusHattus ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Lee didn’t even try to spare Kay’s feelings this time. The boy is learning.

    • @Babygorlily
      @Babygorlily ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's becoming self-aware people! Red alert!

    • @zakugirl
      @zakugirl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its Lee Lee! jajajaja

  • @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263
    @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Hi people. I'm back cooking again. "
    This is not a greeting but a warning.

  • @Dessamator
    @Dessamator ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I was taught fried rice from my Vietnamese cousin in law... He explained it to me as Asian casserole. You can add whatever you want in the way of ingredients, as it's usually a way to refresh leftovers (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡ The key is the rice. The reason why it is suggested you cook it and let it cool in the fridge overnight, is the texture. The rice looses some of the moisture cooked into it, and when you add your sauce and seasonings, it won't turn the rice into mush by incorporating more liquids into the fresh cooked rice. This is also why the eggs are usually fried separately and added back in towards the end.
    When I plan on making fried rice, I'll spend the day before prepping and cooking most of the ingredients (eggs the day of, so not rubbery.). I'll cook sweet and green onions with chopped bacon to be the pork contribution. I'll boil and cut boneless/skinless chicken (breasts and thighs!) And they'll get seasoned in the next day cooking. I'll usually get some Asian blend of frozen veggies that I like, and let them defrost in the fridge so they're not cooked in the microwave or add water to the stir frying portion of the cooking. If I want to go extra, I'll get a bag of small shrimps, and let them defrost about 30mins before cooking. Make sure they're clean! And bean sprouts! The Chinese food places used to add them all the time, and now they don't. So I'll get a package of fresh ones. They're good for you, and it adds a freshness to the rice.
    Sesame oil to stir fry things. Soy, fish sauce, and oyster sauce are the primary seasonings. I add ginger paste and minced garlic. Souped Up Recipes covers different styles of fried rice from different regions in China. So I suggest you go to her channel if you want some different but traditional takes on Asian American foods, as well as classic Asian dishes (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡ Her videos will make you hungry (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤

    • @ishave1627
      @ishave1627 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's a good well-thought out recipe. The only suggestions I'll make is not to use sesame oil to stir fry. The smoke point of sesame oil is too low and it will degrade under the high heat necessary for proper fried rice (to get proper "wok hei"). Try high smoke point oils like canola or sunflower oils. Also, ginger is not commonly added to Chinese fried rice as it can overpower other flavors. Finally, be careful with adding bean sprouts. The tendency is to over-add bean sprouts. When you get restaurant fried rice, there are bean sprouts, but actually in very little amount.

    • @Dessamator
      @Dessamator ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ishave1627 I usually don't have a stove that can get hot enough where smoke point has been an issue, but I haven't cooked in a wok since I moved to my newest place. It's a glass top electric range, but not a induction range. I think I'm remembering the right word (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)
      And I usually add the bean sprouts very last. Just to get them warmed up really. And the ginger is usually about 1/2- 1 teaspoon per batch of rice. I tend to use more garlic than anything, because I hitched ,y wagon to an Italian family. I like how they have no fear of garlic (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

    • @DogFish-NZ
      @DogFish-NZ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      when a duck watches uncle Rodger once.

    • @ishave1627
      @ishave1627 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Dessamator I appreciate your issue with your stove. What you are doing with the sesame oil though is doing a gentle saute', not actually frying rice (which is the point). Most stoves can easily go over the 350 deg F at which sesame oil degrades, so I strongly recommend you use a different oil. If you love the flavor of sesame oil, try adding it at the end of the cooking process. It will give the dish a wonderful aroma and taste

    • @Dessamator
      @Dessamator ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ishave1627 I will have to check out the nutrition and such on your oil suggestions. Part of the reason I haven't been wok cooking lately is I've been doing calorie counting and eating meals 12 hours apart. So I've been limiting the oil usage all around in what I eat. But I do allow myself a cheat day every other week. (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡ It's been working so far! Started at 457, down to 339 (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤

  • @SarahLovesBoobahandErEr
    @SarahLovesBoobahandErEr ปีที่แล้ว +140

    There’s one video where she makes more fried rice and it was actually decent! Her son’s reaction was incredible. He thoroughly enjoyed it and made Kay’s day.

    • @MrJonny2324
      @MrJonny2324 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      So basically you had a dream about Kay? 😂

    • @HeoBaby24
      @HeoBaby24 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wild dream

    • @GTSE2005
      @GTSE2005 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And from that day on, Kay surpassed Jamie Oliver in her cooking skills

  • @thattaekooker7907
    @thattaekooker7907 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    'this is an actual food crime'
    Truer words have never been spoken

    • @Dani3ll3-kl2nt-theboi6
      @Dani3ll3-kl2nt-theboi6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So true

    • @Darkendviper
      @Darkendviper ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "That's good"
      Stranger replies have never been spoken

    • @fakentgamer
      @fakentgamer ปีที่แล้ว +2

      truest statement

    • @fcon2123
      @fcon2123 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Ok good"
      A more confusing response has never been uttered.

    • @Eavontide
      @Eavontide 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      hate crime*

  • @andygreen7218
    @andygreen7218 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is like something you make a three AM while blind drunk, and wake up with it all over your bed.

  • @TarynBeeswax
    @TarynBeeswax ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I'm gonna make egg-fried rice"
    -cuts to genuinely radioactive goo

  • @IncorrectHB
    @IncorrectHB ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Its like she looked up "fried rice recipe " and somehow found a rice and gravy recipe

  • @stormyarrington8467
    @stormyarrington8467 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The best thing about Kay is that no matter how horrid her cooking looks she still seems like a genuinely sweet person. IDK if I'd have dinner at her house but damn she seems like she's be fun to get coffee with or something lol

  • @D0ntTickleMe
    @D0ntTickleMe ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I think it's adorable that she kind of whispers what she's gonna cook. It's almost like she's scared that somebody's gonna hear her, burst through her wall like the kool-aid man, & take all her cooking utensils & pans away.

    • @ct7246
      @ct7246 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      as they should

    • @adamboy0559
      @adamboy0559 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She should have free takeaways for life to avoid anymore monstrosities being made by her. Every dish is edging a biological weapon of war

  • @treytison1444
    @treytison1444 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "The rice is really bland"
    "Rice always is anyway"
    Lol

  • @Enjoymentboy
    @Enjoymentboy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This wasn't fried rice. This was a long and roundabout method of throwing onions, rice and eggs in the trash.

  • @Autistic531
    @Autistic531 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "I'm not a pee guy, well... it depends on what you mean by that."
    WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! DOES AUGUST HAVE A PISS KINK?

    • @matthewharris2838
      @matthewharris2838 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes that's the joke congrats

    • @Autistic531
      @Autistic531 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@matthewharris2838 God damn you don't have to be so passive-aggressive. Calm down bro

    • @matthewharris2838
      @matthewharris2838 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Autistic531 hey calm down there captain autism you're the one that needs to calm down

    • @highdrangea790
      @highdrangea790 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@matthewharris2838shut up edgelord

    • @diyfu
      @diyfu ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@matthewharris2838learn to behave

  • @herbiehopkins
    @herbiehopkins ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Kay is no more an example of the average Brit's cooking abilities than Jack or Cobra are of American's.

    • @nickdavid1846
      @nickdavid1846 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yo Americans have way better cooking than jacks salmonella food, Jack is infinitly worse than Kay in every way

  • @talkintomenow
    @talkintomenow ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Did August just lowkey admit to enjoying a Golden Shower? 2:10

    • @sysphotography
      @sysphotography ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I heard that too 😂

    • @AngrySecs
      @AngrySecs ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Who doesn't am I right?

    • @joshuatalbott8840
      @joshuatalbott8840 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm a pea guy, but definitely not a pee guy

    • @nhokonhokopuala
      @nhokonhokopuala ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @ChrisNeilMusic
      @ChrisNeilMusic ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You must hear nothing but falsettos if you thought that was low key.

  • @aaaaarrrrrggggghhhh
    @aaaaarrrrrggggghhhh ปีที่แล้ว +20

    kay looked so offended when her son said it didn't taste great lol. honestly i wonder where the change in him came from myself, dude used to eat absolute slop and tell kay it tasted great

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He probably actually got sick from her cooking and decided he's not going to put his life at risk just to spare his mother's feelings

  • @EtonuiYoutube
    @EtonuiYoutube ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Everyone: Fried Rice
    Kay: *Rice Fried*

  • @daltonwurster32
    @daltonwurster32 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “We’ve taken one step forward and then we cut off our feet” had me dying 😂😂😂 perfectly executed duck boy

  • @robinnautica9773
    @robinnautica9773 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Holy Kay actually cooked the rice!
    What a day to be alive.

  • @danielkurtz3045
    @danielkurtz3045 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kay only knows how to follow a recipe if the instructions are in the name. Its called egg fried rice, therefore, she made fried rice with egg in it. If you want her to add seasonings, you'll have to call it 'Egg Fried Rice with turmeric, paprika, MSG, salt, pepper, sugar, and green onions.'

  • @matthewhopkins666
    @matthewhopkins666 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If Americans are going to keep insisting that Kay's Cooking is representative of British cuisine then I am going to insist that KingCobraJFS, Iron Wrath and Cooking with Jack is representative of American cuisine.

  • @yukkichan340
    @yukkichan340 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    shit got me roooollin, he said “we took one step forward..and then we stopped…and then we cut off our feet” like that shit got me so dead ☠️ cuz he aint neva lied. kay is somethin special

  • @superzwiebel
    @superzwiebel ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nah, if you go into a British Chinese takeaway and get egg fried rice, you can expect it to be flavoursome - Kay just can't cook LMAO

  • @j3anders0n
    @j3anders0n ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I absolutely LOVE when she started to sing “the heat is on”!

  • @loatherd
    @loatherd ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I’ve only noticed the door is hinged the wrong way 🤣
    Her cooking always makes me feel like I’m a top chef lol

  • @maggie6305
    @maggie6305 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Hi duckie. Just wanted to say thank you for making reaction content without piggybacking off uncle roger's reaction to the video, and simply just commentating on the original source. Love your content 🎉

  • @Kefka2010
    @Kefka2010 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Toasting rice, especially in onions or shallots, is a nice touch before cooking it.

  • @lout3921
    @lout3921 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:36 looks like a Great Britain prison scene.

  • @fnfethusiast6508
    @fnfethusiast6508 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Is this the encore of special fried rice? Seems like it, but we all have to say is that Kay never fails to disappoint

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No in the encore she actually cooked the rice. Overcooked, really

  • @spazzypengin
    @spazzypengin ปีที่แล้ว +3

    August claiming to not be a picky eater is the funniest part of this video.

  • @Rhasputinn
    @Rhasputinn ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:10 Did August just tell us all he's into watersports? Valid.

  • @mellu8117
    @mellu8117 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kay seems to be a kind-hearted mother who probably does her best at cooking.
    We all see that she can't cook, but she continues to do so with passion.
    I've been watching her videos from time to time and I have to say that this recipe looks better than any other she's tried to cook so far.
    I still wouldn't try it. 😅

  • @BearUneek
    @BearUneek ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kay gettin jiggy in the beginning, “The heat is on” 🎶🙌🏽

  • @rachelmccleary30
    @rachelmccleary30 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She seems like the type of person that would give a *really good* hug

  • @RichDuckKing
    @RichDuckKing ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Death, taxes, and Kay using a whole ass giant onion and eggs in her recipe.

  • @janb92
    @janb92 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The way my jaw is consistently on the floor because of the decisions she makes in her recipes…... I had to send this to my brother. One of his favorite and best dishes he makes is fried rice. He’s going to have an aneurysm.

  • @katastrophen_kathinka
    @katastrophen_kathinka ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @0:02 the way she says it sounds like a threat 🫣

  • @harrisonmckenzie4905
    @harrisonmckenzie4905 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Uncle Roger needs to see her video, his reaction would be priceless😂😂

    • @TheJinx1441
      @TheJinx1441 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hey, don't kill our Uncle!

    • @Necrotog82
      @Necrotog82 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He would have a nervous breakdown.

    • @Ghost101
      @Ghost101 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Necrotog82 He would most likely have "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE." 🤣

    • @combineadvisorwithinternet6040
      @combineadvisorwithinternet6040 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think he already did, twice in fact
      Edit: Nvm, I mixed up lololol

    • @LifeOfNigh
      @LifeOfNigh ปีที่แล้ว

      He already did a reaction to this one

  • @UkzGT
    @UkzGT ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way she replied "ok good" like that was her goal to make it a hate crime😂

    • @Hinata0928
      @Hinata0928 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She's racist. Just remember, she hated Middle Eastern folks, especially Muslims, to the point of giving them bacon sandwiches. How's that to be topped by any racist or xenophobic person ever?

  • @jamalexa2006
    @jamalexa2006 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I like that "the better version". I love her show. I'd never eat her cooking but I love watching her cook.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean ปีที่แล้ว

      Please don't give her views. She's a terrible person.

  • @sdoren_9074
    @sdoren_9074 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's like they don't understand that things are meant to be cooked separately and then added at proper times. They always just throw in and cook every ingredient at the same time, like a garbage fondue.

    • @AncientCreature-i2o
      @AncientCreature-i2o ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, she appears to have the intellectual capacity of a fruit fly, so there's that.

    • @sdoren_9074
      @sdoren_9074 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AncientCreature-i2o lmfao sad but true

  • @silverserpent420
    @silverserpent420 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I mean. Lee has survived this long. Kay is still kicking. So let's just chalk that up to a win. It's been enough sustenance. All I can hope for. Mission accomplished folks.

  • @cthulhu8164
    @cthulhu8164 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Americans when their Chinese food doesn't have high fructose corn syrup: "bland"

    • @tommybootlegger
      @tommybootlegger ปีที่แล้ว

      You ain't wrong. Most Americans I think associate Chinese food with a lot of sweet flavors, so when they try some of the more authentic dishes, it can throw people's tastes off. It's funny too, I've got some relatives who live in the UK, and they've told me that their Chinese restaurants have a lot more curry based flavors, actually.

  • @razinium
    @razinium ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Asian people be coming at her like a freaking freight train

  • @Dovah_Slayer
    @Dovah_Slayer ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Gordon's tiktok. It's him cooking his own dishes, and reviewing people's cooking (that's sent to him by viewers), and there's times that the people impress him and theres others where you can FEEL the disappointment coming from Gordon this would absolutely be a disappointment from Gordon

  • @Bobherry
    @Bobherry ปีที่แล้ว +3

    kay looks like one of the nicest people to talk to.

  • @BigStangWolf
    @BigStangWolf 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    kay: today we're making egg fried rice
    me: ok this should be fine egg fried rice is super simple you can't fuck it up
    kay: *puts in raw rice*
    me: *screaming in horror*

  • @ninjastiz9046
    @ninjastiz9046 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Now if only jack could take feedback, apply it, and improve his cooking. Sadly that will probably never happen

  • @PaolaNeyhaus
    @PaolaNeyhaus ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kay couldn't cook something minimally edible even if her life depended on it.

  • @Artistsunderground
    @Artistsunderground ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For egg fried rice, you don’t need to leave the cooked rice a day. Cook the rice as normal, drain it and put it back in the pan with the lid on and leave it for a couple of hours. That will let the rice go cold and the starch will stick the rice together helping it to stale. After a couple of hours when you are ready to make egg friend rice, your rice will be ready to use.

  • @Tofutastic
    @Tofutastic ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This looks like something my school would serve for lunch. 💀

  • @not_a_real_handle
    @not_a_real_handle ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Uncle Rodger is screaming in pain when looking at this women

  • @tommybootlegger
    @tommybootlegger ปีที่แล้ว

    "I feel like we took a step forward, stopped, and then cut off our feet." Best thing I've heard today.

  • @erikios7292
    @erikios7292 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey August, I got back into watching your vids again, still entertaining as ever. Congrats on 1 million!

  • @jimothy1678
    @jimothy1678 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You go to a cookout that lasts 12 hours and you can't leave.
    the ONLY food is peas.

  • @taxevasion117
    @taxevasion117 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    as a brit, i love her.. she's our scottish hero, nothing but love for this sweet lady

    • @taxevasion117
      @taxevasion117 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and an iron maiden fan! why is she lowkey edgy

    • @weirdnessincarnate
      @weirdnessincarnate ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not really a good cook though

    • @Ranch4LIFE
      @Ranch4LIFE ปีที่แล้ว +7

      she’s wholesome but whatever her food is isn’t

    • @taxevasion117
      @taxevasion117 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@weirdnessincarnate you just wouldn't get it.

    • @harrisonmckenzie4905
      @harrisonmckenzie4905 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Her accent is definitely English though.

  • @daphoon231
    @daphoon231 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Her cooking should be classified as a hate crime.

  • @SharkyiTofuu
    @SharkyiTofuu ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My biggest flex is that I can watch this while eating. ❤

  • @PilotFlight2Mars
    @PilotFlight2Mars ปีที่แล้ว

    I can’t get over how Lee still uses a spoon like a baby teaching itself to eat.

  • @Aloy-ix
    @Aloy-ix ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me when I saw 0:06 0.o

  • @Odinson42
    @Odinson42 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Make fun of the Gordon Ramsay Grilled Cheese. He fails spectacularly, but because he’s Gordon it kinda get brushed under the rug.

  • @julietteoscaralphanovember2223
    @julietteoscaralphanovember2223 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Peas are delicious but I agree with you on the hot dogs! I love all veggies except cauliflower!! I guess we all have our kryptonite!! 😊

  • @anthonychampagne6269
    @anthonychampagne6269 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:32 yes sir let him cook

  • @KaydenHaley-ep6rw
    @KaydenHaley-ep6rw ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wanna try that fried rice
    KH Is a 16 year old student reporting to the emergency room with stomach pain nausea and headache ( please continue this)

    • @rebeccakeeney9839
      @rebeccakeeney9839 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is how her kidneys shut down...

    • @KaydenHaley-ep6rw
      @KaydenHaley-ep6rw ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @rebeccakeeney9839 8 hours before the emergency room KH Mom's Found KH Acting Weirdly Odd She Went To A Restaurant Called Kay's Cooking She Didn't See Anyone Their Odd But She Didn't mind maybe it isn't known so much she ordered Kay's Specialty Egg Fried Rice When KH Got Home She Tried It Good taste a couple hours later KH had to go to school her door was locked odd...

    • @rebeccakeeney9839
      @rebeccakeeney9839 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @KaydenHaley-ep6rw Upon further examination, KHs skin felt clammy.. Checking her heart rate, it was beating at 160 beats per minute. (BPM). Her heart was racing. She was in tachicardia (Tachi:meaning rapid) (Cardia:meaning; heart). Her blood pressure was at 200 over 116. She was in a hypertensive crisis. She was admitted, and was given magnesium IV solution to bring down her blood pressure.

    • @KaydenHaley-ep6rw
      @KaydenHaley-ep6rw ปีที่แล้ว

      @rebeccakeeney9839 KH Showed Early Symptoms Of Kidney Failure With Pee In Her Urine ,Scratching Her Skin And Shortness of breath

    • @rebeccakeeney9839
      @rebeccakeeney9839 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @KaydenHaley-ep6rw kidney failure is indicated by protein in the urine and dark brown urine, meaning the kidneys were severely damaged. Her urine output was scare. These signs were alarming. Desperately seeking answers to pinpoint what may be the cause of this sudden hypertensive crisis, KH indicated that she had eaten egg fried rice from her favorite Chinese restaurant, Kay's. She explained that the dish was extremely salty, which she said she loved. Despite this, she poured soy sauce on it. She subsequently developed a severe headache shortly after consuming the dish. She said she sometimes would get headaches afterward. She also indicated that she'd request extra salt and MSG. This explained a great deal of her symptomolgy. Despite Magnesuim being given, her blood pressure remained high. She began having seizures. Phenobarbitol was given STAT to stop the seizures. Soon, she fell into unconsciousness.

  • @JAndGames20
    @JAndGames20 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “I am not a pea guy, well depends on how you define that”
    -AugestTheDuck 2023

  • @skyshunts
    @skyshunts ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I feel bad for the lady she seems nice and doesn't deserve the hate she's getting just for making food

    • @Xenoray1
      @Xenoray1 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      poison*

    • @geoffreymiller5075
      @geoffreymiller5075 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      She’s not getting hate. Just constructive criticism 👍🫣

    • @julietteoscaralphanovember2223
      @julietteoscaralphanovember2223 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wasting food is more like it

    • @Guywhosaysbooya
      @Guywhosaysbooya ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@julietteoscaralphanovember2223they eat it, don't they 🤔

    • @zebra2346
      @zebra2346 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      We love Kay! just hate her cooking

  • @Iluv_you-e6b
    @Iluv_you-e6b ปีที่แล้ว +2

    kay makes the schools lunch feel like a masterpeice

  • @Arseijo
    @Arseijo ปีที่แล้ว +4

    August sucking up hot dogs? Sounds like my type of cookout 😏

  • @SpinX522
    @SpinX522 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Uncle Roger would have an aneurism watching this.

  • @G35370
    @G35370 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Her son was way more honest than I expected him to be

  • @Tonecreations2001
    @Tonecreations2001 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I loved when you started preaching about America 🇺🇸 😂 the “yes we might be divided” part hit different 😔

  • @Rosebud076
    @Rosebud076 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is it MUSHY!!! It looks like discount oatmeal you'd find spilled on the street or bought from a shady street vendor, not rice!

  • @edan7813
    @edan7813 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What does uncle roger think about this

  • @IntoTheFire777
    @IntoTheFire777 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    She just made scrambled eggs with rice inside 🤣🤣

  • @onewingedraven
    @onewingedraven ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kay is unhinged in the best way. I love this woman

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean ปีที่แล้ว

      Then you love a racist and dog murderer.

  • @smirknsmile8429
    @smirknsmile8429 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It took me about 2.5 seconds to get the "pee" joke, so you get the accolades, sir

  • @yukimasahiko
    @yukimasahiko ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love making fried rice. And this gives me nightmares. Lol

  • @CrayonMafia
    @CrayonMafia ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watched this probably 1 month ago and i was disgusted. When I woke up the next morning I was sick, I had a fever and I was sick to my stomach. I was surprised my self, but this just shows how BAD and SICKENING this cooking is.

  • @pumpkinpie7254
    @pumpkinpie7254 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kays' adorable, I never really noticed her dimples. Rice a Roni is mixed in a saucepan with butter nothing else until it browns.
    Then water is added to bring to a boil cover then simmer for ( I believe 20 minutes ) ?
    The method Kay started to use earlier in this video resembled Rice a Roni instructions. Have a great weekend August 💋

  • @binokk_1
    @binokk_1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As an asian, I got physically ill watching the cooking process

  • @AnyHeroBlake
    @AnyHeroBlake ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel bad that she makes such questionable food, because she seems like such a sweet and caring person and like she's just trying her best

    • @dangsood4945
      @dangsood4945 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel like she does this on purpose. It gets views. We in the UK have a strongly absurdist sarcasm based humour and I think this is a really prime example of this. Her laughter when she put in the onions deffo makes me think she knows what she's doing

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That laugh was about viewers insisting she continue to call them "hone-y-ons" or w/e.
      I sometimes look at things too deeply, too.

  • @kimb2590
    @kimb2590 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how she always holds on to the plate for way to long when she hands it off to Lee....Just LET GO!!!

  • @snicklefritz4209
    @snicklefritz4209 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love Kay she’s a sweetheart

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean ปีที่แล้ว

      She absolutely is not. She's a horrible person.

  • @thunderkrux7745
    @thunderkrux7745 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You can’t call this “the worst fries rice ever made” when you made a video based on her first fried rice made with charcoal garlic and uncooked rice

  • @km3455
    @km3455 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish Kay & Jack would do a joint cooking video. That would be epic on so many levels.

  • @blue_kaze
    @blue_kaze ปีที่แล้ว

    i can hear my ancestors crying, if i made smth like this, i wouldve dishonored my entire bloodline.

  • @samsungfan2008
    @samsungfan2008 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If Gordon Ramsay sees this, he's gonna need 10000 hours of therapy

  • @Maxus750
    @Maxus750 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I'm not a picky eater"
    *Points out various foods he doesn't like "No matter what"*