Warhammer 40K Meme - Imperial Guard
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ก.ย. 2022
- Astra Mili-what? You're in the Guard, son!
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I will admit this fully. That lasgun part had me guffawing till I cried.
me too :D
Yoo I love your videos!
1:12
The classic baneblade sound got me
Inquisitor Greyfax over Saint Celestine?
Do you lack FAITH, do you lack a SPINE brother?
They were busy extracting geneseed from their little battle brothers, a bit of conprehesion
He will once Greyfax hears about this conversation
Look, I’m an Iron Hand through and through, so you know I think meatbags are gross. That said, WHY NOT BOTH???
Guardsmen survives after 15 hours: Senior Veteran
Guardsmen survives 15 years: Governor Militant
*gets conscripted into the guard*
No no no no wait wait wait wait WAIT WAIT WAIT!
Let me tell you something! LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!!
Wow! All of those guards are smiling! They must love the guard! I am honored, and horrified, to be forced against my will into serving and fighting against hoards of crazy space fungus people!
'Euphoric ecstasy intensifies as I die for *The Emperor, beloved by all* with my guts in my hands'
its not stoppin - WHY ISNT IT STOOOPPPIIIIIIIII
"you have been drafted to the Imperial Guard"
me : F**k!!!!
The GI Joe PSAs reference was unexpected and hysterical
I wanna get in the fridge too!
The end bit with the bunker is uncannily accurate to the bullshit we talk about doing gate guard in the field, bravo!
I can confirm serving in the guard is great and I surely don't regret joining it 🙂
The Commissar is standing right behind you, isn't he?
@@helmutstein1178 yes and he looks pretty intimidating
For the unification and betterment of all mankind
Greetings fellow Guardsman!
@@WeDieStanding948 Hallo there
0:05 I audibly yelled fuck upon seeing this
A month later, and I watch this again. Still GOLD.
Question which guards men regiment would you join?
@@bananagoose2469 hmmmm tough one... I'm thinking I'd quite like it in the Steel Legion
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas and one more question do you think the deaths korps of krieg can be friends with the black Templars?
@Banana goose Hmm, tough one. Friendship is a strange concept to most legions. Also to the templars, though as helsreach has told us, they CAN have a great deal of respect for guardsmen, and women. Some might even argue a connection strong enough to call it friendship.
You're telling me I get to die nameless halfway across the sector for the *The Emperors* dream & the unification and betterment of all mankind?
Euphoric ecstasy for the faithful!!!
That sure sounds swell mister can’t wait to serve
I was looking for guard content on youtube, but instead I found gold
Without the hat, I'll go with the Saint
but with more hats, go Greyfax.
What if both had a hat on?
I love the Duality of the Lasgun, if It Was real, there would most likely not really be anything to top It but in Warhammer it's laughable
Supossedly, it is as strong as a modern day assault rifle, plus no recoil.
The reason the lasrifle sucks, is because it has already killed EVERYTHING that isn't built like a tank. The only noteworthy factions left can't be killed by it so easily.
The techpriest bit was amazing
Join the guard: you won't live long enough to regret it anyway
I managed to stave off the hysterical laughter until the estimated grunt mortality rates graph.
You've just got a subscriber for this glorious piece alone!!. Also the hat does make it for grayfax tbf
That baneblade part was gold!
1:15 - 1:22
Techpriest: so this is why I want you to inquire him
Inquisitor: have you tried to build a better tank?
Techpriest:...
Techpriest: so this is why we need to launch an exterminatus
I never been more welcomed in my life.
It’s not stopping! Why isn’t STOPPIIIIINNGGG!!!!!!!!!😂
Love the Matt Berry voice
The hat stays on in the bedroom.
As if Imperium would inform anyone of anything.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, the steel legion would have a gang sign
Love the infomercial style absolutely subbed
"Yes sir , the artillery will fix bayonets!"
Now i want video about that 2 guardsman in an isolated position in the imperium guarding nothing and than they start talking which is best waifu and greyfax or cellestine, then one of them mention tau and the other one still thought they discuss waifus but turn out it's a tau invasion, because a greater demon invaded the planet and Saint cellestine appear the dammned legion join the fight, ultramarines, titans, trazyn, orks, literally everyone start an all out war on this isolated planet
...what?
Wait no don't send me back to the guard, I don't want to wear a chest plate 25 sizes too small!
The hat really does make it.
That techpriest later: "Well this stuck in overcharge plasma gun is yours!"
0:36
For the emperor! Only in death does duty end
I'm so hungry!
2 minutes of solid gold, lost it all to Valhallan Ice Warriors.
Give him the stick... *DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!*
you dare to send this to an inquisitor, once I find the planet you are on you can bet their will be an exterminatus.
You have to catch my ass before I will ever enjoy the imperial guard
The lasgun made me laugh
I had to google "Inquisitor Greyfax" and it turns out there are A LOT of people who ship those two.
Hey commissar, how do I get out of this chicken shi- *gets blammed by the commissar*
Let me bring my own guns, you keep your lasgun that doesn't stop shit, and I'll do my part
It is better to live for four minutes running over tau in a baneblade than it is to live forty years working as a dredger in the hive sump.
You have earned a subscription
That's a pretty small Baneblade
"One of them might be yours!"
Oooooh, I get it. Because nearly annihilated regiments tend to be combined with either other shredded ones or ones that are mostly intact. And regiments are usually not expected to survive their first combat action.
Dis video pleases the Orky Inquisition... I MEAN DA! HUMIE INQUISITION !
No Necron was harmed in the filming process of this recruitment video! - the Adeptus Munitorium
Tau Firewarrior after meeting the Deathcorps of Krieg: lucky Bastard
Service guarantees citizenship
TBH we need more of this
Sweet I get to serve the imperium
We need a scene at an Imperial Guards MEPS.
WAR
THE GUARD NEVER SURRENDERS!!!
Jump Pack Chaos Space Marine: “ You can’t get me from up here, mortals!
Guard Sergeant: “We have lasguns!”
Jump Pack Chaos Space Marine: “ One of those little flashlights does nothing!”
Guard Sergeant: “How about a hundred!?”
Jump Pack Chaos Space Marine: “D-death to the False Emperor?…”
CADIAAAA STAAAANDS
the hat makes it
Screw this, im going to the Severine Dominate.
2:06 NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Russia's mass mobilisation advertisment is looking good.
Ooooooooo!!!!
This had me laughing so hard
Hats can change the whole outcome eh
I doom Slayer will gladly fight for the EMPEROR
Gladly!
Matt Berry
Seriously tho why is it not stopp- AGAHHHHHHH!
Celestine, easily
You trully deserve more
Noice
JOING THE SPACE MARINES¡¡¡
This is funny
what's all this about greyfax's hat? i don't get it...
Lol
Why does this guys voice sound like horrible histories. Hi im a.shouty man! 😂
As a Gue'Vesa, im glad i wont get shot for dissing an Inquisitor's hat.
What happened to your balls?
so......what happend to Cadia?..........😈
But why skulls?
1:30 el name de la musica pls es que esta bien graciosa jajaja
Hall & Oates - You Make My Dreams (Come True)
@@nickgikasvo thanks
Ahhh yes true gender equality galaxy wide, glory to the first one to die!
Womb > las gun