@@zaikolebolsh5724 It's precisely because they get shot on the spot that there is conviction. A Commissar never improvises a trial and a swift judgement for nothing. It's only for the purpose of the Dawn of War game that he acts like this ^^
@@zaikolebolsh5724 YOU WILL NOT FIND THE WORDS OF A COMMISSAR LACKING IN CONVICTION, GUARDSMAN. TO IMPLY OTHERWISE IS COWARDACE AND HERESY. *BLAM* *BLAMBLAM*
Commissar: "What's your purpose in this Militarum?" Ogryn: "To do whatever you tell me, Commissar!" Commissar: "YOU'RE A DAMN GENIUS" *slaps medal on Ogryn's chest* Ogryn: ":D"
@@boom350ph The only reason Cain doesn't make his troops cannon fodder (at least in his own mind) is because he'd then have to then lead the cannon fodder into even more suicidal missions than normal.
@@sciarpecyril I agree, which is why I said "in his own mind". Cain has a tendency to view himself in the worst possible light. Every time he does something impressive/heroic he tries to diminish it to himself. I've seen some say, and I agree with them, this is because in his first battle he attempted to flee, and this experience has coloured his own view of himself ever since.
What I love about imperial guard is that when you take control of orbital cannons in blood raven stronghold you can use command centre to show you the blood raven base and 2 shot it without even getting close
@@Soldadodelasombra the Imperial Guard HQ has a radar scan ability, that reveals a section of the map, with any stealth units in it. The Blood Raven stronghold has an orbital relay building you can capture, and then use to trick the Blood Raven ship in orbit into bombing their own forces. Put these 2 things together, you can simply barricade the Blood Ravens into their main base, and bomb them at your leisure.
@@robfus conflicting orders. The Blood Ravens were ordered by Chapter Master (and Chief Librarian) Kyras to purge the planet and collect relics. The Guard were ordered to reclaim the planet for the Imperium, kill Taldeer and secure the Titan Weapon. The orders of each interfered with that of the other.
Don't know who is smarter: >The commander in a tank wanting to drive closer to use his sword >The orks hitting said tank with their swords (Axes or pipes as well)
Something the imperial guard not only desperately need but DESERVE. I’m a filthy green skins player, but there’s no fight quite like a hard fought one, even if we lose.
"It is not in my nature to disregard the orders of my superiors, Governor." "Then for pity's sake, obey me when I order you to stand down." *Davian Thule spontaneously combusts from the sick burn*
I can just hear Davian Thule's response from here. (snigger) "ppphhhhh, bitch please..." A space marine Chapter is beholden to no one but the Emperor, and the High Lords of Terra in His stead. Even the Inquisition has a limited capacity in what it can order a Chapter to do without declaring it Excommunicate Traitoris. The Blood Ravens are hardly going to take notice of what a jumped up little minor general like Lukas Alexander. After the Kronus Campaign the Inquisition found the Blood Ravens were well within their rights to claim overall command of the campaign, and it was the fault of Alexander that the two forces came to bloodshed.
When skeletor himself was involved in this battle I was sure the imperial guard would have no hope of victory... But then commissar 'chad' Livesey took command
One of the best parts about Dark Crusade is you can have these vastly different stories. On my end, I really struggled to put down the IG as Chaos, partly due to poor luck, partly due to vastly over-estimating my abilities. Had to chase him around the map and knock out everyone else ASAP so it was just me and the Governor I got pushed back from his stronghold, hard, and needed to find something else... Then, I found the Khornate blessing map, and after getting it, I spearheaded right into the base with all the demons I could spam. Felt so good to watch him get torn apart by dark magic. Such a cool game
1:29 Truly, a majestic image. 2:56 Livesly does strike me the type who could hold off a group of sword wielding Space Marines by himself...as just a Commissar.
Dude this video editing is to another level plus aborded themes make it great. I though Dawn of War was abandonned and forgotten! 3:00 is gold momentum
Ah yes, the imperial guard: your avereage John and Jane that have been given a rifle and the promise of someone that they have nefer met that they will be honored for peace by going to war... Anyway, what was the most challenging game you have played so far?
It’s unfortunate that particular guardsmen was ordered to pay 1 MORBILLION thrones for some heresy he may have said years ago. Shame. 🎩 🐍 no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
when you fight Necrons as Imperial guard before you unlock plasma gun:"please no! im not ready stay away!" Necrons after you unlock plasma gun:" Yeeaaaaaaaaaah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
I like how the heavy weapons team guy put sandbags, the machine gun, all ammo and even his friend in a small bag. Now tell me who has really got the most advanced technologies
Commissar Livesey lead his blocking division, with great distinction, to ensure the forward momentum of the incarcerated Reactionary counter-revolutionaries in the storming of the endless green wave of the Ork Waaaagh; success, in the death of the counter-revolutionaries was achieved, with a seemingly non-existent effect upon the Waaagh; while this would have been considered a failure under normal circumstances, the counter-revolutionaries had proved such a dampener on civic structure that their failure of stopping the Waaagh and dying was seen as a great success and the Commissar and his division were awarded the highest levels of merit in making sure they didn't survive.
"The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed, but eventually The champion stood, the rest saw their better Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater..."
Странно, что еще никто не догадался сделать Dr. Livesey walk с мобильным отрядом командования (хз как он называется в оригинале), там как раз 3 человека доступно до улучшения в тактическом штабе )) Было бы ЭПИЧНО. Как и это видео) лайк, поржал от души. За императора и святую Терру, конечно!
"The words "cowardice" and "heroism" mean the same to you." - Commissar David Livesey to Commissar Ciaphas Cain in a battle, were Livesey gave Cain all the credit, like the Chad he is
"The words "cowardice" and "death" mean the same to you."
*- Commissar David Livesey to a Guardsman convicted for cowardice in battle*
"Convicted"? Hahaha what a funny man
@@zaikolebolsh5724 Well yes, convicted is like condemned. What's funny about this ?
@@Alarak_ because they get shot on the spot, there is no conviction xd
@@zaikolebolsh5724 It's precisely because they get shot on the spot that there is conviction. A Commissar never improvises a trial and a swift judgement for nothing. It's only for the purpose of the Dawn of War game that he acts like this ^^
@@zaikolebolsh5724 YOU WILL NOT FIND THE WORDS OF A COMMISSAR LACKING IN CONVICTION, GUARDSMAN. TO IMPLY OTHERWISE IS COWARDACE AND HERESY. *BLAM* *BLAMBLAM*
Commissar: "What's your purpose in this Militarum?"
Ogryn: "To do whatever you tell me, Commissar!"
Commissar: "YOU'RE A DAMN GENIUS" *slaps medal on Ogryn's chest*
Ogryn: ":D"
ogryn happy, everyone happy
@@publiocornelioescipion8803
And if Ogyrn Mad, no ones glad.
the medal is a sticker =P
@@meccevil321 Sssh, don't tell him!
@@nielsdejongHe can’t and won’t know the difference.
tau: we have no intrest in bowing to your tyrant invader
imprium: thats not even a option u can pick
What not treating your troops like cannon fodder does to a faction
@@theotv5522 well u already see taneth first and only and cain kinda tried their best to not make their troops cannon fodder
@@boom350ph The only reason Cain doesn't make his troops cannon fodder (at least in his own mind) is because he'd then have to then lead the cannon fodder into even more suicidal missions than normal.
@@conradflanagan5003, and because he is competent comissar. Human life is Emperor's main resource and blind waste of resources is punished.
@@sciarpecyril I agree, which is why I said "in his own mind".
Cain has a tendency to view himself in the worst possible light. Every time he does something impressive/heroic he tries to diminish it to himself. I've seen some say, and I agree with them, this is because in his first battle he attempted to flee, and this experience has coloured his own view of himself ever since.
What I love about imperial guard is that when you take control of orbital cannons in blood raven stronghold you can use command centre to show you the blood raven base and 2 shot it without even getting close
Wait, what?
@@Soldadodelasombra the Imperial Guard HQ has a radar scan ability, that reveals a section of the map, with any stealth units in it.
The Blood Raven stronghold has an orbital relay building you can capture, and then use to trick the Blood Raven ship in orbit into bombing their own forces.
Put these 2 things together, you can simply barricade the Blood Ravens into their main base, and bomb them at your leisure.
@@martinosborne4703 Yes, yes i know but i dont know how i never think of that before and played the game several times
I don't understand tho why the blood Ravens are fighting imperial guards in this campaign.
@@robfus conflicting orders. The Blood Ravens were ordered by Chapter Master (and Chief Librarian) Kyras to purge the planet and collect relics. The Guard were ordered to reclaim the planet for the Imperium, kill Taldeer and secure the Titan Weapon. The orders of each interfered with that of the other.
Sergeant Alexius Jonus is doing his part.
As long as he pays his 900,000,000 imperial credit legal bill
wait Alex, Alex, al, ALEXIS THE BLOOD RAVENS CHAPTER MASTER :OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is his sentencing for heresy against the imperium
@@stevenshea990 somehow i dont think "inflicting emotional trauma" would be punished in the Imperium. Sergeant Jonus would be promoted to commissar
Don't know who is smarter:
>The commander in a tank wanting to drive closer to use his sword
>The orks hitting said tank with their swords (Axes or pipes as well)
Their strategies are beyond our understanding
How about the baneblade shooting the infrantry surrounding the other baneblade?
You do realize that those pipes and swords orkz use can cut through tank like chainsaw through butter?
What's amazing is that it's kinda lore friendly.
This is what pure inpurum guard chad energy is
Edit: Holy shit thanks for 1.2k likes
Something the imperial guard not only desperately need but DESERVE. I’m a filthy green skins player, but there’s no fight quite like a hard fought one, even if we lose.
ahh yes. the chad inpurum indeed.
Inpurum aeterna!
'ate orkz
'ate tyrunidz
'ate me commissar (not a heretic just dont like em)
luv me corpse starch
luv me emprah
luv me impurum
simple az
Why are you thanking people for likes lmao
"It is not in my nature to disregard the orders of my superiors, Governor."
"Then for pity's sake, obey me when I order you to stand down."
*Davian Thule spontaneously combusts from the sick burn*
I can just hear Davian Thule's response from here. (snigger) "ppphhhhh, bitch please..."
A space marine Chapter is beholden to no one but the Emperor, and the High Lords of Terra in His stead. Even the Inquisition has a limited capacity in what it can order a Chapter to do without declaring it Excommunicate Traitoris. The Blood Ravens are hardly going to take notice of what a jumped up little minor general like Lukas Alexander.
After the Kronus Campaign the Inquisition found the Blood Ravens were well within their rights to claim overall command of the campaign, and it was the fault of Alexander that the two forces came to bloodshed.
"The words "cowardice" and "death" mean the same to you."
Trzeba być bardzo odważnym człowiekiem by być tchórzem w Gwardii Imperialnej :)
coward your mamma
R.I.P OUR COMISSAR SEBASTIAN YARRICK
Commissar Livesey can fend off 3 astartes singlehandedly. He must be one of the missing primarchs.
It's Ciaphus Cain in disguise
This is so creative genius right here. The Emperor smiles upon you for your great work here.
When skeletor himself was involved in this battle I was sure the imperial guard would have no hope of victory...
But then commissar 'chad' Livesey took command
Skeletor will come back next week to be goofy, like all Necrons of his kind
@@MrSadisticLlama Honestly, Skeletor and Trayzyn should hang out
2:57 Chad literally lifts up a Space Marine maybe 10 times his own weight.
Space marines: Noooooo we can’t lose to mere mortals
Imperial chads: hehe artillery go BOOOOOOM
Guardsman alexius jonesius is a shining example of what guardsman should be
Indeed, we really need more guardmens as him
The guardsmen that outlived most of the group when they hear the call for the Orbital Fire.. *Son of a B..*
It is quite typical of humans that two imperial armies massacre each other in masses just because of some administrative error.
“It’s a machine gun!” Got a massive laugh out of me. Great reference
Commissar Livesey hitting a Killa Kan with his sword was my favorite part.
1:28 Drive me closer I want to hit them with my sword! *gling!* *explosion!*
- Comissar Livesey
"The Eldar are here"
"Hm Women"
One of the best parts about Dark Crusade is you can have these vastly different stories. On my end, I really struggled to put down the IG as Chaos, partly due to poor luck, partly due to vastly over-estimating my abilities. Had to chase him around the map and knock out everyone else ASAP so it was just me and the Governor
I got pushed back from his stronghold, hard, and needed to find something else... Then, I found the Khornate blessing map, and after getting it, I spearheaded right into the base with all the demons I could spam. Felt so good to watch him get torn apart by dark magic. Such a cool game
I really only like playing Imperial Guard. It's like starting Skyrim again and ending up as a stealth bow build. They are the most fun to play
Fun fact: At 0:13 Commissar Livesey is talking about ,,Skeleton Island“. The Legend knew about Skeletor and his goons and still decided to invade.
YOU’LL NEVER WIN YOU’LL NEVER DEFEAT THE HUMAN SPIRIT
I am always impressed by the amount of editing in each of your videos. Amazing work !
The Commissar we needed in these trying times
Guardsman Alex Jones is probably the best part of the battle
This was truly the most ambitious crossover in history.
1:29
Truly, a majestic image.
2:56
Livesly does strike me the type who could hold off a group of sword wielding Space Marines by himself...as just a Commissar.
Glorious melee!
(Ding)
(Explosion)
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great video SevenTePe, you never let me down!
0:33 loved that use of Gettysburg lol
0:44 Soviet commissar in Stalingrad be like:
This is a masterpiece.
Glory to the Emperor
Easily my favorite meme channel. Your stuff is always so well spliced together.
2:57 “There’s been too much imperial blood spilled already”
(Proceeds to spill more imperial blood 😅)
Love Checkpoint and Inquisitormaster
Dude this video editing is to another level plus aborded themes make it great. I though Dawn of War was abandonned and forgotten!
3:00 is gold momentum
0:58 that meme walking is funny
2:51 this part makes me laugh
- how can you shoot women and children?
- easy!
"initiate strafing run"
МОЩЬ ОДИННАДЦАТИ СТВОЛОВ
Dark Crusade only for gigachads, the rightest "Dawn of War" of all!
Alex Jones actually came from the 40k universe into ours to wake our weak asses up.
1:28 First time I've seen "tank commander driving closer to hit them with his sword" actually hit with his sword
Szacun, królu. Szacun za stabnięcie Etherala swoim Commissarem solo i epickie wykończenie 💙💙💙
finally another warhammer one
Ah yes, the imperial guard: your avereage John and Jane that have been given a rifle and the promise of someone that they have nefer met that they will be honored for peace by going to war...
Anyway, what was the most challenging game you have played so far?
"Men of war" campaign on hardest difficulty with fog of war and without saving the game. I love to play this way.
You know the battle is getting desperate when the imperial commissar shoots the enemy instead of his own troops
It’s unfortunate that particular guardsmen was ordered to pay 1 MORBILLION thrones for some heresy he may have said years ago.
Shame.
🎩
🐍 no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
It wasn't even heresy
how are you fucking everywhere
He deserves worse.
No step on snek brother. ✊
@@susangoaway when the slaneshi cult is hosted by the planetary governor..
Alex Jones was made for the 40K galaxy
I’ve watched this like 8 times. Back for 9
2:51 to 3:07 The best and funnies part of the video hahahah
Even a Man who as nothing to give can still give his life for The Emperor.
this video is so good. its hilarious. the editing is top notch. GIVE MOAR
That bayoneeeeets roar is glorious
Лучшая агитация для вступления в Имперскую Гвардию!!!
when you fight Necrons as Imperial guard before you unlock plasma gun:"please no! im not ready stay away!"
Necrons after you unlock plasma gun:" Yeeaaaaaaaaaah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
I like how the heavy weapons team guy put sandbags, the machine gun, all ammo and even his friend in a small bag. Now tell me who has really got the most advanced technologies
This is art, pure art.
I love the Imperial Guardsmen.
02:35 I know, right?
Absolutny chad warhammerowego memiarstwa
2:00 actually never seen that outside a Ssethtzeentach video.
Commissar Livesey lead his blocking division, with great distinction, to ensure the forward momentum of the incarcerated Reactionary counter-revolutionaries in the storming of the endless green wave of the Ork Waaaagh; success, in the death of the counter-revolutionaries was achieved, with a seemingly non-existent effect upon the Waaagh; while this would have been considered a failure under normal circumstances, the counter-revolutionaries had proved such a dampener on civic structure that their failure of stopping the Waaagh and dying was seen as a great success and the Commissar and his division were awarded the highest levels of merit in making sure they didn't survive.
Похоже на что-то несмешное, прям по заветам Мышича
I lost my sh*t at the orbital bombardment. I love the FMJ references
I've never seen a crossover this ambitious since Cartoon Allstars to the Rescue.
1:28 im surprised the machine spirit of the tank hasnt given up yet considering the tectonic plate size balls of the commissar.
"The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater..."
Somehow I misread that as Rogal.
@@Liethen That would have worked almost as well, actually...
1:32 lore accurate depiction of a power sword
Hm, I was under the impression that Livesey meme went back to be local joke, but it seems it's still kinda kicking around like Revengeance status
Everything in this video is marvelous but the 3:00 moment takes the cake.
A masterpiece. Genious. I can't even imagine how much work was put into it. Thank you.
Странно, что еще никто не догадался сделать Dr. Livesey walk с мобильным отрядом командования (хз как он называется в оригинале), там как раз 3 человека доступно до улучшения в тактическом штабе )) Было бы ЭПИЧНО. Как и это видео) лайк, поржал от души. За императора и святую Терру, конечно!
It's a MACHINE GUN
an 18 yr old game being played: check
obscure absurdist russian cartoon I grew up with: check
alex jones: check
I think I've hit paydirt boys
More and more we are closer to the Soulstorm saga. Oh boy, I can't wait!
I see Dawn of War, I click
10/10 for the Gettysburg reference.
Damn this makes me want to play Dark Crusade again.
You stopped?
"The words "cowardice" and "heroism" mean the same to you."
- Commissar David Livesey to Commissar Ciaphas Cain in a battle, were Livesey gave Cain all the credit, like the Chad he is
Прекрасно, хорошие мемы в хорошей пропорции
Piękny odcinek! Więcej Warhammera DoW!
Nothing I hate more then fighting the Necrons as guard
The amount of edited quotes is beautiful.
That Jokers scream at the end is golden.
Congrats on 100k subscribe you deserve it
2:52 Best moment 😀.
The planet broke before the Guard did! CADIAN STAND!!!
Ahahahaha that "it's a machine gun" reference was spot on!
gotta luv the imperial strategy of overwhelming numbers
Such Heresies! Yet the glory of His Imperium stands
I was absolutely not expecting a clip from Gettysburg!
Have you ever seen an Imperial Guard humiliate an Astartes in battle? 2:57 !!!!????? 😑😑
I like you video so much. C'est du lard ça monsieur
It's BEAUTIFUL
defeated all xenos, including the blood ravens, common guard W
Приятно слышать оригинальную советскую озвучку Ливси
humans are turning on everywhere!? sounds like heresy to me
Look mear mortals fighting to survive so weak...