ASMR | (Hypothetical, Alleged) Neighborhood Update 10-29-2020
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ก.ย. 2024
- We're back with more (theoretical, possible) gossip from my neighborhood! Come listen to me discuss my air horn intervention, the duct tape kite, Halloween candy delivery options, and the dudes in trucks. :)
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“What in the world are you doing, theoretically?” 😂 If you ever do decide to ask the dudes in trucks what they’re doing, please ask them like that!
Hypothetically, the screaming lady snuck into your yard and pulled the board out that you hit your head on. 👀😳
Exactly what I thought!
The random situations that Mary has to deal with from time to time are second to none.
The dudes in trucks let out the horror that is 2020 in the original hole, now they are preparing to send 2020 back to the depths of hell with the new hole.😂
"He accidentally had it on stadium setting" gave me the best laugh I have had all day. You really have some characters as neighbours!
I thought I was gonna pee on myself! 😂😂
It’s been SO long since the last update! And this one is 50 minutes! It must be Christmas!
Omg that is so awesome that you got an air horn 😂
Beautiful lady inside and out 💙Yes 2020 worst year, I lost my beautiful mother this year RIP Linda Sue Good.. God I am heart broken. Mary you are helping me with your calming voice. Much thanks to you💙
I know how you feel. My dad died in june and my pastor died in july
I am so very sorry 😢. My heart aches for you. My mom means the world to me and then some, so I can't imagine life without her (and don't want to). Sending you love and wishes for peace and healing. ❤🙏
Michael Kors bags and Starbucks flying everywhere 🤣
Social distancing! 🤣
Mary used air horn
Hypothetically Karen was obliterated 😂😂
Hypothetically I'm ok!! Lol 😆
@@karengarner2687 but only hypertherically Karen 😂
😂
Mary is my "One Stop Spot for All of My TH-cam Needs." Gossip, ASMR, Cooking, DIY, Entertainment. If Mary ever decides to stop making videos, I'll have little use for TH-cam. Mary, you're a natural storyteller!
I'll be quiet now. My stories are on!
-edit- That neighbor hussy is straight up psychotic! She needs tazed.
“That neighbor hussy” 🤣
We didn't get any hypothetical scoop on Tripp and the vroom vroom bikes. Feels incomplete.
You have NO IDEA how long I have been waiting for a new ramble!! You made my night! 😍
I looked up what orange flags mean.
Orange: Telecommunication, alarm or signal lines, cables or conduit.
They are spying on you 😉😂
That person harassing people in your neighborhood must have a severe mental illness. I’m not trying to be hurtful at all. I believe her behavior is erratic and she needs help. Sucks that she screamed at all of you though :/ that’s not fair
I'm so tired of people using mental illness as an excuse for others poor behaviour.
@@sarahmichelle07 it’s not an excuse at all. Her behavior is impermissible. I say this because she needs help for herself but mostly so she will stop terrorizing people. I get where you’re coming from though. I’m mentally ill and try not to use it as an excuse, only an explanation
I was thinking the same.
Or that woman is just mean and bored, hypothetically.
i love these videos!! i didn't even get two minutes in and i'm hyped as all get out to hear about your hypothetical neighbor drama 🍵
edit: your theoretical neighborhood sounds like a real trip
“I got beat up by a fence yesterday” 😂😂🤣😂😂😅😅😅
the stadium candy tshirt shooter thing has me LOSING IT 😂😂😂😂
YAYYYY! I’ve been waiting so long for another gossip video
Me tooooo
oh mary, u have no clue how much joy i received after seeing you uploaded a new gossip video!! keep up the great work ❤️❤️
Laughing so much at Scratchy 2.0 trying to fly a kite in 65 mph winds, brilliant 😂😂
Shoutversations!! 😂😂😂
Hi Mary
I love love your hypothetical neighborhood gossip. I was so happy to see this today. Take care of Miss Margaret for us. Thank you!!!💕💕
Great deal on that comforter and pillow sham set, I love it, so cozy and fall/winter vibes
Mary you get me through so many days. I stay at home with my 9 month old and listening to you talk and tell stories is like having another adult around sometimes when I don't have anyone to talk to but a baby 😂 not that I don't enjoy my time with her. But you make it easier. A lot of asmr channels do not talk like you do, I find a lot of them creepy but you have hit the mark with these stories 💕
These videos are the best. 😂 “shoutversation” and “they breed them somewhere, I don’t know where these people come from” had me laughing so hard. 😂😂👌
In my opinion, your most entertaining video yet. I often put on a video of yours to fall asleep. Today it's 1:00am and I'm just sitting here cracking up.
I’m completely in shock over the “ alleged” neighbour! What the hell is wrong with her?! Holy hell 😳
OMG YES, I live for these!
I love how the air horn actually worked on that lady...it reminds me of how people will bang pots and pans together and make loud noises to scare away coyotes 😂
Yeah, we have coyotes around here, and people use them to scare the coyotes off, too.
I have hypothetically been laughing so hard over the story with crazy lady and the air horn! That is just hilarious!!!! 😂
RE: the guys standing around. I have yet to see ANY man who doesn’t stand back and admire his work, especially when it’s done
At this point you and your neighbors should have your own show 😂
Im I the only one who watches these a million times? I keep falling asleep so I always fast forward to the last place I remember. I don’t wanna miss a thing 😂
Shoutversation is the BEST word ever! Far too many people have those... Especially now people should not be shouting!
I just love these videos! Entertaining and relaxing. The best combination! Listening to this at work. Sitting here smiling all by myself.
You have no idea how excited I am to see this upload 😂 I needed to step away from my drama for a little bit!
You are awesome Mama Mary!!
I'm so excited, I love this videos so much!
I love you so much you have helped me and many others sleep and get there mind of things 😊
That air horn was a genius idea! 😂
I’ve been waiting for this!! I just watched a bunch of older ones 😂❤️
“There’d be Michael Kors bags and Starbucks flying everywhere” 😂 I love your humor Mary! 🖤😂
OMG I’VE MISSED THESE SO MUCH.
Wonder why the yelling lady doesn't go and yell at the guys in trucks? lol..
I am so happy you there to ‘theoretically’ help Ms. Margaret, I know you’re not the type to need kudos for doing a good deed. But as someone who’s elderly grandmother and mother live alone, I thank you for being a great neighbor & helping her 💕 so sweet, I hope you have a wonderful week Mary
Cheer wine is my favorite!!! They finally started selling it in some stores here in PA. I missed it after I moved back here from S.C.
The air horn was a brilliant idea, Mary! I would have filmed miss crazy pants and told her I was gonna put it on the Internet for a good old fashioned public shaming. “HOA Karen attacks little old lady’s flowers... reee.” Or, “When Karens attack.”
Okay, I don’t know what that woman’s deal is, but she better NOT mess with Ms. Margaret.
i would LOVE to hear a story of moving 21 times honestly! i’ve had to move 9 times already and i know i’m not done yet 😪
Hypothetically my absolute favorite videos of yours
Poor miss Margret!
“There would have been Michael Kors bags and Starbucks flying everywhere”
I am dead. 💀🖤
if you have a Windows 10 computer, there is a bluelight blocking filter built in. If you press the chat button on the end of the taskbar, and then go to the bottom of that menu where it says ''Expand'', it will open an expanded menu that has ''Night Light''.
Press ''Night Light'' and it'll turn your screen orange. If you go into the settings you can make it even oranger. It is nice and relaxing for the eyes and helps when you're trying to fix your sleep schedule and actually just watch one video instead of 90.
the Airhorn is a brilliant idea!!!!!!!!!
I love having a giggle at your hypothetical gossip.
The reason I love southern women is that they can tell a story about a snail crossing the road and I’ll listen enthralled for hours!!
I’ve been waiting soooo long for this!! YAY! 🥳
These are the best!
The air horn story had me in stitches. Too funny
I love the hypothetical stories, they make my day! Thank you so much!!
I love that you recap your gossip like a grocery list lol 😂😂
Omg I laughed so hard!! 😂 Mary tells the absolute best stories!!
You're telling me the Dudes and Trucks are back?!?! I'm convinced this is so e x-files sh👁t. We need photos please, particularly of the Dudes and the trucks and the standing!
“It would be like juggling a giant squid.” 😂
Sounds like "Buffalo Bill" wants to "rub some lotion on your skin". Mary, Be careful! 😂😂
Ha! You blasting the air horn at the Karen! I'm gonna use that.
Duct tape the dog to the kite so he can parasail. I nearly choked on my coffee. Good lord.
‘Shoutversations’ 😂😂😂never heard that before & I love it!!! 😂😂. I LOVE your hypothetical, alleged updates🙏🏻
Aw man I miss Cheerwine! I live in the DC area so it’s not around where I can get it 😪
I'd love to hear the adventures of a Moving-pro such as yourself xD
love the vids so much! you never fail to make me laugh! keep it up!💓
I enjoyed this video so much, haven’t had a good laugh in a long time, my favorite was using the horn to scare off the crazy old lady🤣🤣 OMG so funny!!! your stories are great, wish you would have a weekly update about your neighborhood ❤️
I go to Clemson and I'm so glad I drove home for fall break because I heard that storm was AWFUL on campus! So sorry to hear about the nasty weather!
Oh my gosh when you were taking about the flying stuff from the cannon I lost it 😂😂
Omg you crack me up, duct tape the dog!
I've been waiting for these types of videos. Just made my day 100 times better. Thank you Mary 😁
You’ll have to give us an update about how halloween goes and if that crazy woman neighbor tries anything else. Wonder if Buffalo Bill will take your old mattress or not. I love hearing your updates. I think it all makes us feel like we’re apart of your community where you live!! Hope you have a wonderful day Mary and hope you and your boys have a good Halloween night with your festivities!
I'm dying at the mattress story 🤣 I can just imagine!! And the Mr Bean visual 😅
Omgg finally!! I have been waiting too long for these!
Been looking forward to watching this all day!!
It’s 3am and only just now going to bed. After a looong day this is exactly what i needed!😍
It landed in the church parking lot!!!!LOL That is the funniest thing I've heard all day!
Something I never thought I'd hear Mary say : fist to cuffs. And I love this shirt, so pretty.
Fisticuffs.
@@defaultuser1447 Thanks so much ☺️
Thank you for this hilarious story. I was trying to get sleepy but I kept bursting into laughter.
Oh geez, my husband has been wanting an air horn for our neighbors, for their blaring late night movies. I just can't. Anyway I about choked on my apple with the candy from heaven story! 😂
The only story I actually thoroughly enjoyed reading between the lines 😂 love YOU 😍
Ready for the tea . This is the funniest neighborhood so far 😂🤣.
It sounds like the lady needs supervision I’d call adult protective services on her. If she’s that wild and unsupervised her living conditions likely will be too and they can take care of it 💗
Sorry I’m sure you know this you’re so funny and smart pls be my mentor 🥺 lol
Also I have heard of trunk r treat before but I never knew the decorating aspect, that kind of makes me want to go to one
On the dudes in trucks, I wonder if they filed permits with the town to do whatever they’re doing. If so, can you look that information up on the town website?
Hypothetically, there's nothing.
Well i’m middle eastern and that accent literally is everything 🥺💛
Mary! SoftASMR just mentioned her in her most recent video ☺️ she was talking about how relaxing it is when you over-explain simple things. I got so excited when she mentioned you lol
Can you imagine boots flying in the air 😂😂 poor dog 😭😭
omg I am SO happy to see this in my subscriptions! I LOVE these vids! ❤️
Hypothetically this neighborhood is just so interesting 😂. My old neighborhood was full of drama. This new one I’m in is pretty chilled.
Oh my lord, nightmare neighbour.
She got the horn treatment.
Well done to you for looking out for your other neighbour.
Hope your head is ok after the garden fence accident.
Take care x
YES!! Gossip videos are my favorites!! Also, they sell cheerwine nationwide if you go to World Market 🥰
Poor Miss Margaret! I feel like we should all send her some flowers 💐
Also, I just moved from Georgia last year. I don’t recall a grizzly bear plate, but we have a plate with a gorilla and a panda on it for the zoo
Yay!! I have been itching for one of these.
God I’m PUMPED for this
Was just thinking last night about this type of video so glad to see it. Sending my love to all 😊
"Not the mammal. Where you get water." LOL I love the way you speak. I understood you the first time but the way you spell things out always gives me a chuckle. Thanks for all you do. You are greatly appreciated!
P.S. nothing better than ASMR chills/tingles with a good laugh mixed in. Most relaxing thing EVER. On that end could you please do another whisper video where you make fun of the ads in a magazine? I have probably watched your last one 30 to 35 times. Lol
Love this series
They have "shoutversations"LOL!!!!🤣🤣🤣