ASMR | (Alleged, Hypothetical) Neighborhood Gossip Update 5-3-2023 (Soft Spoken)

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  • @krazyoyster6003
    @krazyoyster6003 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    Hypothetically, I've been waiting for another gossip video. Allegedly, anyway

    • @dreamerfishb
      @dreamerfishb ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😅😅

    • @codered0280
      @codered0280 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @angelawilson4868
      @angelawilson4868 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @tortimeese
      @tortimeese ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My fave, too!

    • @Reldas
      @Reldas ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just to play devil’s advocate, same.

  • @phunkybarbie
    @phunkybarbie ปีที่แล้ว +232

    The biggest twist would be if Mary one day reveals that they don’t actually have any neighbors and this all was really hypothetical 😂

  • @taylornicole5037
    @taylornicole5037 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Anything involving Joe is bound to be a gem of a story, hypothetically.

  • @tultiden2040
    @tultiden2040 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    This video is, hypothetically speaking, very relaxing. Theoretically, this whole channel is a palace of tranquility.

  • @Splattermelt
    @Splattermelt ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Have the Nosey Lady go into Buffalo Bill's yard at night to see what's going on and you'll solve two problems at once.

    • @SketchyxJeff
      @SketchyxJeff ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This is a hilariously good idea, hypothetically. Allegedly.

  • @abbierose92
    @abbierose92 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Mary being on the HOA is the plot twist I was waiting for, I love it lol

  • @wubbalubbadubdub_64
    @wubbalubbadubdub_64 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I be eating up these videos more than any reality tv show

    • @darlene9894
      @darlene9894 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      me fr

    • @Thiccems69
      @Thiccems69 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      gurl so true

    • @hailee9620
      @hailee9620 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i need this to be a tv show 🤣

  • @cleown5123
    @cleown5123 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    the Mrs Nancy situation has me on the floor, old people who have nothing to do all day truly go crazy huh....... "decor of the barnyard nature" I CAN'T

  • @Laura.v.b
    @Laura.v.b ปีที่แล้ว +91

    your neighbourhood needs its own comedy tv show....the stuff going on is stuff that even the best tv writers cant make up.

  • @gracefulbarbie
    @gracefulbarbie ปีที่แล้ว +75

    yaaaayyyy Mary posted a video!!!!! even though you’re going through so much right now you still take the time out of your busy days to make a video for us ❤️ thank you mary we love you!!!

  • @melodykosik333
    @melodykosik333 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    You are SUCH a good storyteller!! Allegedly

  • @katk1958
    @katk1958 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I squealed with delight (hypothetically, of course) when I saw this video. Partly (just a small part) because I didn't even expect a video tonight because of your brand new job. But, a bigger part of partly, 😂, is because it's a Neighborhood Gossip video! I'm in heaven. 😊 Thank you, Mary!

  • @soulfoodsmama2980
    @soulfoodsmama2980 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The description on of the “Wing-wing” bike never ceases to take me out. A lot of people drive them in my community so the accuracy is spot-on to me. 💀

  • @sarahdenzer1444
    @sarahdenzer1444 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I am so invested in the dudes in trucks saga! These neighborhood gossip videos are my favorite videos on you tube!

  • @44macymoo
    @44macymoo ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Hypothetically, I think “Joe” has other reasons for housing wayward women that may or may not involve that plumbing service. Hypothetically, of course! 😂

  • @thottywizard
    @thottywizard ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I could never have the patience you have Mary, if my neighbors had come to my door with these issues after a long day of work I’d have some rude words and a door to slam in their faces! Being on the hoa board sounds so stressful!

  • @emilycarney7827
    @emilycarney7827 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I clicked so fast on this! Thank you for this hypothetically allegedly story😂

  • @messylifewithnikki8408
    @messylifewithnikki8408 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Girl you better stop it. We live for these videos mary. ❤❤❤😊

  • @loupurvis3148
    @loupurvis3148 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Some drains gettin’ snaked over there…” 🤣🤣🤣
    Hypothetically, this story is the best thing in my life. 😂

  • @alexandrablue4709
    @alexandrablue4709 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Tiny house for wayward woman” oh my god I lold so much 😂😂😂😂

  • @starrynightasmr
    @starrynightasmr ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love these! It’s like the Burbs 😂 What is he digging back there?!

  • @stikkinixx
    @stikkinixx ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ugh I cannot stand nosy neighbors!! Like Mary, I'm an anti-packrat, and I get rid of stuff on a regular basis. I generally give it away in my local 'buy nothing' group, or sell it on Craigslist/Facebook, so people come to the house to pick it up. I'm also disabled, and can't drive, so I order all my groceries and get food delivery. On top of that, I have a personal care attendant who comes over several days a week, plus lots of friends and family who care about me. My neighborhood busy-body noticed cars coming and going, and told everyone who would listen that I'm a drug dealer. She did everything she could to get me in trouble for it, including trying to get me evicted (I rent). I tried to explain the reality of the situation to her, but she thinks I'm lying. It's really added a lot of stress to my life. Y'all, there are so many different reasons why someone might be getting a lot of traffic. Mind your own business, Nosy Nancy's!!

  • @melinix
    @melinix ปีที่แล้ว +7

    No matter how many times I hear the nickname you still crack me up whenever you call the two lady-friends Itchy and Scratchy 😂😂 I've been, hypothetically, a silent subscriber of yours for many years, thanks for all the content Mary!

  • @mz3588
    @mz3588 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I need a conclusion to Buffalo Bill and the dudes in trucks! I feel like I've been following this storyline for years and I'm desperate to know why they're doing what they do 😭

  • @becausehiddles
    @becausehiddles ปีที่แล้ว +10

    also with every one of these hypothetical videos, the dudes in trucks saga has me more and more convinced that your town is being haunted by the ghosts of pipeline workers

  • @Mmercury24
    @Mmercury24 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Your neighbors are absolutely nutty. I’m so sorry you have to deal with these people!!

  • @TessaLCastro1216
    @TessaLCastro1216 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Theoretically, if I lived in this hypothetical neighborhood, I'd be sitting out with my tub of popcorn allegedly enjoying the show lol
    Thank You so much for this tonight, Mary🍿

  • @letty2712
    @letty2712 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This Joe is unbelievable! 😱 The more I hear, the more I wonder how in the world you manage to stay calm Mary… hypothetically. Take care ❤

  • @shannonwestfield6641
    @shannonwestfield6641 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Omgosh the carrot cake with the " not carrots" had me dying on my drive home from work today. Thanks for that Mary

  • @emmam8973
    @emmam8973 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    mary, you are allegedly one of the funniest ladies on youtube

  • @annac1896
    @annac1896 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “i think it just goes back to some sort of insecurity that I’m not familiar with.” so deadpan…Im on the floor Mary! lol hope i can remember this while dealing with men in my own life lol

  • @larahporter8123
    @larahporter8123 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My mum’s front yard has a ceramic rabbit and turtle. I’m about to get her a donkey that holds 2 baskets of flowers. It looks so beautiful, everybody that passes in front of her yard pays her so much compliments! She is so happy!

  • @MK-Hogan
    @MK-Hogan ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m always aggravated with things in my HOA. Then someone reminds me that I could run for the board, and I think of all the responsibilities and how people will want to blame me for everything, so I hush and go back to my own business.

  • @ellahiple
    @ellahiple ปีที่แล้ว +12

    hypothetically, this is the juiciest gossip i’ve ever heard. you’re life is so exciting, allegedly

  • @marshmallows5641
    @marshmallows5641 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh I would hypothetically, allegedly love to see Tripp's alleged TikToks! LMAO 🤣They sound hilarious!

  • @psandker
    @psandker ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Trip actually sounds pretty hilarious😅 Can you do an ASMR interview with him?

  • @Noname-vw7vj
    @Noname-vw7vj ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’ve recently came across your channel and I love this alleged story. Hypothetically speaking miss Nancy is definitely a negative one.

  • @JustVaughn.
    @JustVaughn. ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I have waiting to hear about the home owner's association meetings and what ever happens in your neighborhood. Love your Hypothetical neighborhood gossip.

  • @keziafrancesca9334
    @keziafrancesca9334 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ‘I like money’ me too son 😂

  • @luciditymarch__
    @luciditymarch__ ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Buffalo Bill's part of the video sounds like something straight out of the Burbs 🤣🤣

  • @kaoo3540
    @kaoo3540 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    19:28 It’s 1AM and I can’t stop laughing about this situation 😂😂 it’s so absurd and weird

  • @katejohnson5275
    @katejohnson5275 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Omg, Nancy’s a hypothetical theoretical REAL LIFE 40’s Gossipy Lady!!😂

  • @twiggystardust9573
    @twiggystardust9573 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yep. Joe is definitely overcompensating.

  • @sydalexatea
    @sydalexatea ปีที่แล้ว +2

    CONGRATULATIONS on your new job!! I too just started a completely new career a month ago and I'm still slightly overwhelmed learning something totally new but I do LOVE it so far! ❤🎉

  • @adelaxoxo
    @adelaxoxo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Buffalo bill has definitely hypothetically committed some kind of crime

  • @SelinaShaw
    @SelinaShaw ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMG these Alleged and Hypothetical board stories are VERY relatable. I've been on several boards, including a planning board, and people just don't realize that individual board members have zero power or authority: You can only act as a board, and only in session. I do appreciate, after watching these, both the time I spent on them and the time I got off them. 😂

  • @thecabinwitch6689
    @thecabinwitch6689 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best of the series yet ms Mary 😂😅 can’t wait 4 the next 1!

  • @SueBeka
    @SueBeka ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was worried when I heard you say your son would be doing the mowing. The neighbors are crazy, hypothetically

  • @dmaz4406
    @dmaz4406 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    These are my absolute favorite but I always fall asleep and I never finish them so I actually don't know any of the gossip😂

  • @Bambi568
    @Bambi568 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol the carrot cake reminds of the pie from the movie the help

  • @juliayvr2015
    @juliayvr2015 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    LOST IT at the cake part lmaooo

  • @becausehiddles
    @becausehiddles ปีที่แล้ว +13

    your neighbors are always such a... colorful bunch... allegedly

  • @lizzywhispers3905
    @lizzywhispers3905 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hypothetically these videos make my day…. Always looking forward to the next 🎉

  • @lizziew4741
    @lizziew4741 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the way I gasped when I saw this notification like it was a huge plot twist in the series finale of a tv show 😂

  • @whatsupfuckers4078
    @whatsupfuckers4078 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely love this! Gossip!!

  • @maddie107
    @maddie107 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Does Joe actually look like Roland Schitt from Schitt’s Creek or is my imagination all wrong? 😁

  • @acybanks616
    @acybanks616 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Omg Mary
    Have you seen stranger things?
    Lol your town has become a testing Zone!!
    Haha. Find out what’s down that rode!

  • @JessTheory
    @JessTheory ปีที่แล้ว

    These are such a treat, like aldi hauls, sandwich making vids and eyeshadow on paper face vids🎉

  • @acybanks616
    @acybanks616 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Start recording your neighbor
    That’s sketchy killer type stuff.
    Especially with the Weird compliment
    I’d for real say keep an eye on him

  • @elksel
    @elksel ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yay i’m so happy! This is my fav series! Thank you Mary 🤍

  • @hollssfilm
    @hollssfilm ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my goodness! A gossip video!! What a treat

  • @laurakelseymari
    @laurakelseymari ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hypothetically I am so invested in your neighborhood drama and these are my favorite videos 😂❤️

  • @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1i
    @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1i ปีที่แล้ว

    Your videos bring me so much comfort ❤

  • @beckym1728
    @beckym1728 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is allegedly my absolute favorite series on youtube… im so glad for the update, thank you mary!!!!

  • @oest2029
    @oest2029 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    A tiny house for wayward women 😂😂😂 who does this guy think he is

  • @genniepenny
    @genniepenny ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the updates

  • @mediocrebit
    @mediocrebit ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'd like to paint my house mint green and put flamingos in my yard

  • @RiaBale
    @RiaBale ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Been waiting for another one of these 😍

  • @krisblue12
    @krisblue12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is allegedly exactly what I was waiting for

  • @meganalice93
    @meganalice93 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We moved house and had no WiFi and the anxiety has been awful not having your videos. So glad to be able to watch them again! ❤

  • @kaybee2921
    @kaybee2921 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    plot twist: all these characters are Mary’s alter egos 😂 hypothetically of course jkjk love ya hope you had a wonderful mother’s day ❤ i’ve been waiting on another neighborhood video! yours are by far my favorite on youtube ! 💯

  • @kelliking6428
    @kelliking6428 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    😂😂😂😂😂I love these so much you have no idea. At this point I watch regardless of If I’m trying to sleep or not

  • @mrslisafielding
    @mrslisafielding ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Have you Googled street viewed to see the service road? I would just be curious. Hope everything is going well Mary.

  • @mz3588
    @mz3588 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The motorcycle guy taking baby oil selfies, what's his @? 👀

  • @couchmashedpotato
    @couchmashedpotato ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've been really stressed and out of sorts this week, thank you for doing a nice long chatting video 👏🏼

  • @susanp.4781
    @susanp.4781 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why do I like these episodes so much…😜

  • @nayrainbowsparkle
    @nayrainbowsparkle 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hypotheticaly allegedly i love your videos. Allegedly hypothetically this is just what i needed todat. Allegedly.

  • @FknAlexx
    @FknAlexx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not the drains getting snaked LMAO

  • @susanneary4165
    @susanneary4165 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mary you are wonderful. You always cheer me up. And i want to congratulate you on your new job, i know you will be absolutely amazing at it.

  • @esmusc1
    @esmusc1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This neighborhood gossip is new to me, but this is hilarious 🤣. Thank you Mary ❤ You make me laugh so much. You're the best!!

  • @victoriaablett9098
    @victoriaablett9098 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You are hilarious. Love your stories. Xx

  • @ScottBill28
    @ScottBill28 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can't wait to watch this later. I've been waiting for another one of these videos.

  • @andrealucas4231
    @andrealucas4231 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Maybe you already know but Mary...you are hypothetically our favorite gossip queen...allegedly

  • @WeAreTheNewAgeHQ
    @WeAreTheNewAgeHQ ปีที่แล้ว +3

    THIS IS PURE GOLD 😁👍

  • @sarka4727
    @sarka4727 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is this like a whole series? I need to go back and watch them all i really am enjoying this one. Do you have a playlist with them all in it?

    • @slay_ur_existence2960
      @slay_ur_existence2960 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes she has a playlist of them

    • @sarka4727
      @sarka4727 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@slay_ur_existence2960 ty! Im going to check it out rn.

  • @melaniejones1172
    @melaniejones1172 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video Mary!

  • @markromanoff2374
    @markromanoff2374 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I could not put this down once I started listening 😮! I so hope these are just super wonderful stories and not true but if they are - OMG Mary, I feel horrible for you 😢❤!!

  • @Kekeke230kekeke
    @Kekeke230kekeke ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love these types of videos the most ❤❤❤

  • @Transparentxoul
    @Transparentxoul ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You just won another subscriber, allegedly 😂❤

  • @thottywizard
    @thottywizard ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The neighborhood gossip videos are my favorite! It’s like a bunch of fun (hypothetical) updates haha, loving the video so far!

  • @PaperAntlers222
    @PaperAntlers222 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg yes these are my favorites! Can’t wait to watch tonight thank you so much for always sharing even though you are busy with the new job! Best wishes 🥰🥰

  • @Ljenn_86
    @Ljenn_86 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If only Miss Nancy knew about the phallic ornaments in the back🤣🤣🤣

  • @BabyBlue-um3li
    @BabyBlue-um3li ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this videos so much! Hypothetically speaking of course. 🤭💕 Thank you Mary!!

  • @bizygirl1
    @bizygirl1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You make me smile… I love your sense of humor

  • @couchmashedpotato
    @couchmashedpotato ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For internationals, if you don't watch the simpsons, Itchy and Scratchy are the Tom and Jerry of the show who hate each other, I guess convenient code names 😄

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Itchy_%26_Scratchy_Show

  • @blacknailzpolish
    @blacknailzpolish ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg!! Got so happy seeing this upload, they’re my favorite

  • @voiceofreason6686
    @voiceofreason6686 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alligatory 🐊& hypnothetically ⏱😴 been waiting for this video 🥰

  • @brittanymelton7652
    @brittanymelton7652 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My husband loved this video, we were laughing at the stories

  • @chelsmarie981
    @chelsmarie981 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m so relaxed and so tickled at the same time 😂 the carrot cake part got me

  • @sonjalh
    @sonjalh ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love these videos. 😊Feels like talking with a friend.