When you mentioned all the nail salons being closed I instantly thought of Lynette. How is she handling this whole crisis? Has she found a new money-making scheme?!
I’m so into The Dudes n Trucks saga!!! This is better than any movie! I wonder if u could fly a drone over the hole and c what’s n there? Thank u for making my evening!!!
@@MM_asmrColorTests To get to the 'bottom' of the 'hole' mystery!😉 Or maybe not! These dudes might toss him in the hole & cover him with those bricks!😯
@@13crystalsister You know....I think Lynette might know the Penrose Mall Janitor. After all, Trish's shop is in a mall, isn't it? I bet Lynette knows all about this dude!
This is the only ASMRtist that is guaranteed to relax me/put me to sleep. I'm serious. Sometimes, it feels like no matter what I put on, I struggle to sleep, but with this channel it's a miracle cure! Thank you for all you do!
I was so relaxed and then you said “pay attention to me my mom never hugged me as a child” and I HOLLERED😂😂😂 that’s how I feel about dudes with huge loud trucks or souped up cars that they rev everywhere. 😑
Maybe self isolation is getting to my head but I love these videos mostly because of how I feel like we’re best friends and you’re just updating me on your life. It’s so natural and comforting.
Oh, I’m so intrigued by these Men in trucks! I wish I could go look in this dang hole! How nice of the school to provide these meals. Thank you Mary for the video and the distraction. I hope your blood work will be alright. Please take care of yourself. p.s. poor Rooster. What the hell is wrong with your neighbor?
We moved last July but I miss our old place’s nextdoor drama! People would always complain about the mail delivery. Eventually, the mail lady joined nextdoor and she lived in the area. She would get drunk and reply to every single complaint left. Then, she mysteriously dies. Very weird stuff!
Nextdoor is a trip. I made the mistake of asking where the best practice lot is for teen drivers. Same attack. Um...we aren't planning to lick the parking stripes...just drive. With the windows up. Calm down, Karen.
Everytime i hear about the dude in trucks now im like ....... CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!! Honestly i would be scared to check it out too it literally can be anything!
I never thought I'd have a good laugh with an Asmr video over an actual comedy. THANK YOU. I needed this. These videos are so entertaining and genuine. ❤
They are doing the school lunches here too for my sister. She says she doesnt like the lunches either haha .. honestly I kind of miss the school lunch it's been so long.
Your sweater is pretty Mary and your necklace looks like one you got out of your Goodwill jewelry bag. I love watching you go through jewelry, read stories, do your neighborhood gossip, I love everything you do!! Your simply the best Mary!!
i love that this quarantine has given you the time to make more fun content and give us updates on your hypothetical life! your energy is so reassuring and helpful during this stressful and frankly... lonely time. much love
Thank you so much for a down to earth normal every day conversation 😘. I woke up feeling anxious about the big c and you have helped tremendously, love you Mary x
So I moved to NC when I was turning 12. I’m 24 almost 25 now. But your videos remind me of my ex best friends mom. Spending so many weekends at her house with her mom. Idk how to explain. Makes me feel safe
I recently started making videos and serious kudos to you for uploading so often. These upload times are INSANE! One 30 minute video took TWELVE hours to upload, and in the meantime I can't use my internet! I love your videos, and you really inspired me to start my channel!
Today i walked in on my sister watching asmr videos and heard your asmr video playing. Super cool that me and her both found you relaxing and watched your same videos. Both of us mentioned the funny sprite comments about your son. Crazy and glad that you make your amazing videos
I'm loving these "theoretical" neighborhood stories! The dudes in trucks & the mysterious hole in the ground thing sounds like you've got a real life X Files episode going on in your neighborhood, allegedly, lol!
I feel you re: those screaming kids on your street. My next door neighbors have three little angels of their own who are constantly out in their side yard screaming their heads off. I'm a permanent remote worker and have been since 2016 and it happens. Every. Day. Their parents just tell them to get out of the house and do not care who they disturb. It baffles me. Most houses in my neighborhood have kids and I've never heard any of them besides the ones right next door.
I'm from Alabama and your accent makes me so dang happy! Having to explain owl is so real! I still say oil (you know how I pronounce it) and my husband still after 4 years doesn't understand it and I have to say it again oyull!
Omg you’re so right about the lack of small trucks or suvs. I bought a Volkswagen Tiguan that’s a few years old and it was the most compact suv I could find in my price range. Companies are targeting a more ~luxury~ minded audience now and it’s becoming increasingly difficult to find a decent small suv that doesn’t already have a crap ton of miles on it or something horribly wrong with it. People snatch them up so quick you have to be ready to buy when you find a decent one.
In an effort to keep it short, I'll say I love these videos! I think the "dudes in trucks" are sooo funny! I know about the fingernail fascination too. I just watch my nails grow beautifully, with no help from me. My Mom taught me how to file & polish them when I was 13. I've been getting comments about them ever since! 💅 Again, love your videos! Thank you!! Stay well! 🌺💅❤
Girl, I'm on that Nextdoor app everyday! Lol! I have learned so much about my neighbors from it. And you're right, some of the stuff they put on there is hysterical. One of my neighbors got footage of a giant American poodle doing #2 in his shrubs. The dog is so big that it literally went #2 on one of the branches. It looked like someone planted it there, but no he got it on video😂 He was all mad because dog owners haven't been cleaning up after their pets. Also, you're right about those kids who broke your owl. They'll grow up to be terrors. I knew 3 brothers growing up whose parents stuck up for them when they were bad. Two of them grew up to be wife-beaters & the other son became an alcoholic. They were never disciplined & they could do no wrong in their parents eyes.
Dear Mary, A LWAY so good to see and hear you,. I am still laughing about the Halloween night where itchy and scratchy yelled at the “clown” for his costume (now we know he was a bad clown) and you gave me another to smile about..”if you want to knock back a few and crank up your chainsaw”...thanks! in these times I need all-laughs and smiles I can get.
Love your stories!!! Isn't the pipeline to move oil around or gas or something??? You have made this a a great story! You are so awesome. We love you...keep it coming.
The nextdoor app story 😂😂😂 I am in Facebook group of local moms...it is pure entertainment! That's the only reason I am in the group. I love your storys. After the Meth people were gone...where Is this neighborhood? You could write a book about your neighbors.
For the laptop I would recommend buying a monitor and a usb keyboard and mouse. That’s what I’ve been doing as I work from home now too and its really helpful. It’s pretty much like having a regular computer.
That nurse story was so nice it was probably so nice seeing someone who might still be living a normal life lol I work at a lab sometimes our samples get contaminated especially with the mess happening right now or there was some kind of accident so they need a RE draw. She probably didn’t want to tell you to worry you about it happening again I would t worry
Mary: I’m not snoopin’ I don’t care what you’re doin!
Also Mary: *has whole TH-cam series about what they are doing*
Lmao
Mary might not care but we all do!!
Spencer Allegra exactly! Mary keeps saying she doesn’t care, but I keep coming back to see what else she doesn’t care about!♥️
These updates are everythingggg
“She really said that...theoretically.” 😂
Your hypothetical updates are hypothetically giving me liiiiife
“Whole wheat donut” sounds like the schools way to have kids get excited to eat a bagel
That's what I was thinking about! lol
When you mentioned all the nail salons being closed I instantly thought of Lynette. How is she handling this whole crisis? Has she found a new money-making scheme?!
I’m so into The Dudes n Trucks saga!!! This is better than any movie! I wonder if u could fly a drone over the hole and c what’s n there? Thank u for making my evening!!!
Honestly, the longer this goes on and the more I see, the less eager I am to do anything relating to investigating that hole! (Allegedly)
@@HAVENWELLE You could be right! I'd keep my distance.
Maybe that's where they hide bodys?
I bet the Penrose Mall janitor would get to the bottom of the mystery of the "dudes in trucks" lol
We need a "Penrose Mall Janitor" character...
@@MM_asmrColorTests To get to the 'bottom' of the 'hole' mystery!😉 Or maybe not! These dudes might toss him in the hole & cover him with those bricks!😯
Yes!! Send him out there to stare them down and ask them what they’re doing! I bet their story won’t add up 🤔
@@13crystalsister You know....I think Lynette might know the Penrose Mall Janitor. After all, Trish's shop is in a mall, isn't it? I bet Lynette knows all about this dude!
This is the only ASMRtist that is guaranteed to relax me/put me to sleep. I'm serious. Sometimes, it feels like no matter what I put on, I struggle to sleep, but with this channel it's a miracle cure! Thank you for all you do!
You are so welcome! :)
I like how now when we talk about someone getting sick we also have to mention "no..not that. Not the C-19"
I’m living for these frequent *hypothetical* neighborhood updates!!!
I cannot get enough of these (theoretical) neighborhood updates!
I love the videos when you just talk to us. I hope you and your family stay safe!
I was so relaxed and then you said “pay attention to me my mom never hugged me as a child” and I HOLLERED😂😂😂 that’s how I feel about dudes with huge loud trucks or souped up cars that they rev everywhere. 😑
Maybe self isolation is getting to my head but I love these videos mostly because of how I feel like we’re best friends and you’re just updating me on your life. It’s so natural and comforting.
Oh, I’m so intrigued by these Men in trucks! I wish I could go look in this dang hole! How nice of the school to provide these meals. Thank you Mary for the video and the distraction. I hope your blood work will be alright. Please take care of yourself. p.s. poor Rooster. What the hell is wrong with your neighbor?
Abbey Rose lol oh yes, Dudes in trucks. Thank you.
I'm glad we have more of these. I'm hooked
Greatest mysteries of the universe
1. consciousness
2. big bang
3. dudes in trucks
I am just loving all of these updates! They help take me away from everything going on, even more so than all other ASMR videos! 🏡
Mary you can talk about your day all you want and I'd still love it! Doesn't matter if it's not neighborhood gossip lol
this series is absolutely I C O N I C 💕
I just want to thank you for making so many videos since we’ve all be at home. Thank you Mary. This helps so many of us.
I love this series! Your life is hypothetically way more interesting than mine ☺️
We moved last July but I miss our old place’s nextdoor drama! People would always complain about the mail delivery. Eventually, the mail lady joined nextdoor and she lived in the area. She would get drunk and reply to every single complaint left. Then, she mysteriously dies. Very weird stuff!
OH MY GOD YES! IM SO READY FOR THIS TEA!
So much happening in the neighborhood lately I love it! Thanks for helping us with the videos especially in these trying times :)
Nextdoor is a trip. I made the mistake of asking where the best practice lot is for teen drivers. Same attack. Um...we aren't planning to lick the parking stripes...just drive. With the windows up. Calm down, Karen.
These vids are addictive! I could watch them forever 🙀
Everytime i hear about the dude in trucks now im like ....... CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!! Honestly i would be scared to check it out too it literally can be anything!
I never thought I'd have a good laugh with an Asmr video over an actual comedy. THANK YOU. I needed this. These videos are so entertaining and genuine. ❤
Where can one hypothetically submit an application for a ‘Dudes and Trucks’ position?
What a blessed week this is! My favorite series getting frequent update! I definitely needed this after my day at work today ❤️
I love these videos so so so much they really make me feel like I'm gossiping with a friend ❤ makes this social isolation so much easier (:
Thanks for all the uploads!!!
They are doing the school lunches here too for my sister. She says she doesnt like the lunches either haha .. honestly I kind of miss the school lunch it's been so long.
The Black Pendant Looks Great! Love These Updates ❤️😍
I noticed the pendant right away. It looks great with that bright yellow top! Mary always looks so put together & pretty! 😊💜
Mary's take on the theoretical gossip is getting me through this time
Your sweater is pretty Mary and your necklace looks like one you got out of your Goodwill jewelry bag.
I love watching you go through jewelry, read stories, do your neighborhood gossip, I love everything you do!!
Your simply the best Mary!!
yes!! i’ve been binging the whole series again. hoping to hear about itchy and scratchys rooster, and maybe boots. OH, and buffalo bill!
i love that this quarantine has given you the time to make more fun content and give us updates on your hypothetical life! your energy is so reassuring and helpful during this stressful and frankly... lonely time. much love
YES another *hypothetical* video from the queen 🙌🙌😍
I love the 'Hypothetical' videos 😆
i adore you Mary thank you for the updates makes my night 🥰🥰❤️
I love that while I’m by myself a lot right now, I feel I’ve got a friend taking to me. Thank you, Mary! I love these! 💖💜💖
Thank you so much for a down to earth normal every day conversation 😘. I woke up feeling anxious about the big c and you have helped tremendously, love you Mary x
Love these videos this made my night🥺
I love listening to these while getting ready for bed
Omg yes people are so ruthless on the Nextdoor App lol
I woke up at 10am Mary. I watched this. Somehow, I slept until 5pm. WHO IS TO BLAMMMMEEEEE
So I moved to NC when I was turning 12. I’m 24 almost 25 now. But your videos remind me of my ex best friends mom. Spending so many weekends at her house with her mom. Idk how to explain. Makes me feel safe
Your neighborhood gives me the “Burbs” (old Tom Hanks movie) vibes !! Lol!! 💕😊
Love these videos!!
Love these chatty videos for times like this! Makes me feel less lonely lol
I recently started making videos and serious kudos to you for uploading so often. These upload times are INSANE! One 30 minute video took TWELVE hours to upload, and in the meantime I can't use my internet! I love your videos, and you really inspired me to start my channel!
Today i walked in on my sister watching asmr videos and heard your asmr video playing. Super cool that me and her both found you relaxing and watched your same videos. Both of us mentioned the funny sprite comments about your son. Crazy and glad that you make your amazing videos
I love that the schools are doing this for the kids. Here in WV the school buses are delivering them to the kids. You just stand out at your bus stop.
I'm loving these "theoretical" neighborhood stories! The dudes in trucks & the mysterious hole in the ground thing sounds like you've got a real life X Files episode going on in your neighborhood, allegedly, lol!
I am one of those ladies. We are doing that here in Michigan. Love feeding the kids!
I feel you re: those screaming kids on your street. My next door neighbors have three little angels of their own who are constantly out in their side yard screaming their heads off. I'm a permanent remote worker and have been since 2016 and it happens. Every. Day. Their parents just tell them to get out of the house and do not care who they disturb. It baffles me. Most houses in my neighborhood have kids and I've never heard any of them besides the ones right next door.
Oh good, I love some tea before bed ;)
Oh I live for the theoretical neighbourhood gossip
This whole thing, everything about it, was endearing as well as relaxing. Cheers from Memphis^^
Gosh. I have rewatched this in such abnormal amount.
You look very pretty Mary love these. Videos you're the best 🌼💙🍡
good night cathy! ❤️🙂
@@kmarie1331Good Night also 💙😴🌼🍡
Hi Cathy! I hope you are safe and healthy! Sending good vibes ❤️❤️
Also I loved your tiger king review .. I heard some new episodes are coming out this week you should review those too !
I LOVE your neighbour updates!
Thanks for the update! Makes our day/night 👍🏼 maybe you can use your phone to get a pic of the Dudes & Trucks 😂
The new necklace from the latest jewelry bag show looks great with this sweater 😍
OMG I can TOTALLY relate of how entertaining the nextdoor conversations are 😂😂😂
Love these videos ❤️❤️❤️. Please do a reading of the Next Door App
Couldn’t sleep, Mary posts my favorite type of video!!! Win!
I'm from Alabama and your accent makes me so dang happy! Having to explain owl is so real! I still say oil (you know how I pronounce it) and my husband still after 4 years doesn't understand it and I have to say it again oyull!
Omg you’re so right about the lack of small trucks or suvs. I bought a Volkswagen Tiguan that’s a few years old and it was the most compact suv I could find in my price range. Companies are targeting a more ~luxury~ minded audience now and it’s becoming increasingly difficult to find a decent small suv that doesn’t already have a crap ton of miles on it or something horribly wrong with it. People snatch them up so quick you have to be ready to buy when you find a decent one.
My personal goal for every neighborhood gossip video is to stay awake until I at least hear the dudes in trucks portion 😴
These are my favorite type of videos!!
Oh man, I live for these updates. My (hypothetical) neighbors are so boring comparatively.
Can’t wait to watch thank you 🙏🏽!!
You tell stories in the best way Mary... hypothetically!😄❤
YES my favorite 🙏🏻
I sat here an listened to every word you said..why is it so interesting?
Yesss this made my night
In an effort to keep it short, I'll say I love these videos! I think the "dudes in trucks" are sooo funny! I know about the fingernail fascination too. I just watch my nails grow beautifully, with no help from me. My Mom taught me how to file & polish them when I was 13. I've been getting comments about them ever since! 💅 Again, love your videos! Thank you!! Stay well! 🌺💅❤
I hypothetically love these videos! 💕 and you’ve been looking good Mary! Like a young Meryl Streep! ☺️
I was so calm and about to fall asleep when I looked up at my ceiling and the was a spider, I jumped up so fast. And now I can’t sleep 😅
@Alyssa Kramer I have a Swiffer mop that I use for ceiling spiders. The spiders that I can reach I catch them I put them outside!
Girl, I'm on that Nextdoor app everyday! Lol! I have learned so much about my neighbors from it. And you're right, some of the stuff they put on there is hysterical. One of my neighbors got footage of a giant American poodle doing #2 in his shrubs. The dog is so big that it literally went #2 on one of the branches. It looked like someone planted it there, but no he got it on video😂 He was all mad because dog owners haven't been cleaning up after their pets. Also, you're right about those kids who broke your owl. They'll grow up to be terrors. I knew 3 brothers growing up whose parents stuck up for them when they were bad. Two of them grew up to be wife-beaters & the other son became an alcoholic. They were never disciplined & they could do no wrong in their parents eyes.
I love these hypothetical videos!❤
Wow!i live this we’re homeschooled too🥰🥰🥰🥰
thank you mary!
Yasss another update
Dear Mary, A LWAY so good to see and hear you,. I am still laughing about the Halloween night where itchy and scratchy yelled at the “clown” for his costume (now we know he was a bad clown) and you gave me another to smile about..”if you want to knock back a few and crank up your chainsaw”...thanks! in these times I need all-laughs and smiles I can get.
Tea time with Auntie Mary! 🙌❤️
Love your stories!!! Isn't the pipeline to move oil around or gas or something??? You have made this a a great story! You are so awesome. We love you...keep it coming.
I can confirm, as a person who struggles with claustrophobia, wearing a mask is an absolute nightmare. 😭
The nextdoor app story 😂😂😂 I am in Facebook group of local moms...it is pure entertainment! That's the only reason I am in the group. I love your storys. After the Meth people were gone...where Is this neighborhood? You could write a book about your neighbors.
This sounds like some kind of awesome new Netflix docuseries...
Hahaha!!! Your videos are hilarious Mary! Ten mins later I'm still laughing at you saying "I thought he'd chopped his whole leg off"!🤣🤣🤣🤣
For the laptop I would recommend buying a monitor and a usb keyboard and mouse. That’s what I’ve been doing as I work from home now too and its really helpful. It’s pretty much like having a regular computer.
I love these!!! They've been helping me through this quarantine😔
That nurse story was so nice it was probably so nice seeing someone who might still be living a normal life lol I work at a lab sometimes our samples get contaminated especially with the mess happening right now or there was some kind of accident so they need a RE draw. She probably didn’t want to tell you to worry you about it happening again I would t worry
Oohh lol ur wearing the necklace from the jewelery bag nice