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ASMR | (Theoretical) Neighborhood Gossip Update 7-30-2019
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ส.ค. 2024
- There's something funny about this, but I can't tell you what it is.
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Let's first do a quick Goodwill shopping haul - you won't believe what I got for $1.80! - and then we may or may not be back to dish on my theoretical, alleged neighbors. And check out my new cup and saucer! They're spiffy! :)
Almost 40 minutes of gossip?? I’ll grab a wine.
Best Life By Brooke ASMR (theoretical)
my neighborhood: someone’s dog ran away and they can’t find it
mary’s neighborhood: *someone stole the fire hydrant*
Mandy Baker 😂😂
My Neighbourhood: “The bus was 40 minutes late two days in a row, it’s getting so bad around here”
Mary’s Neighbourhood: *this is after the first round of cops showed up*
Hypothetically
Mary bringing out that cup filled with tea ENDED ME. We STAN.
I may or may not LOVE your hypothetical, theoretical neighbourhood shenanigans! 😂
The four dislikes are from jane, john, itchy and scratchy lol
Mary Beth. 😂😂😂✌🏻
Girl... I live in Greensboro! I’m shook. What if the tea is about me!?
I'm from Lincolnton, NC. But reside in Florida
Did you steal that fire hydrant? I'm not even mad. I just want to know how you did it. Theoretically.
Have you heard of the wing wing bike
Lmao
Lmao
“I don’t know if it is safe to drink out of, I guess we’ll find out if I go insane”💀
kenzie renee same!! it’s 2:06am and i think i just woke my family up from laughing😂😅⚰️
“It‘s so small I don’t even know how it can think a thought all the way through” Mary I have TEARS. I always find something in your videos to make me laugh like this
That bit got me hollering so hard. She's too funny!
Lol Mr Rogers didn't prepare you for that neighborhood.
As a citizen of North Carolina, I can confirm it is like this in every city.
Spill. The. Hypothetical. Tea. Or at least drink it from your cool cup.
Your humor is very entertaining. Not only is your voice soothing and vids relaxing.But these neighborhood stories Real or not.Are pure GOLD!!!!
Thank you!
Please never stop making these! These updates are my obsession😫😍
i laughed whenever you talked about the guy with his gut hanging out😂
Same hahahahha. Hope he doesn't know how to work the youtube machine and somehow find her dragging him 😭😆
Are there any bloopers with the sound of the wing-wing bike?
omg that thumbnail of mary KNOWING she’s ready to serve us some piping hot tea! 🔥
Thank you so much for these! I’m so grateful for your hard work and constant uploads. ❤️
Also, cheer mom and 40’s gossip ladies!? I so look forward to those
I absolutely love your videos. I'm binge watching these gossip videos right now. While doing something you love, you are helping a lot of people slip away from our issues and give us some light and happiness in our not so great and sometimes painful lives. You have a great gift and I am glad I found you.
Thank you for being such a joy and ray of sunshine in my otherwise dreary, painful life.
I remember when you mentioned uncle Joe moving in and you said something like ‘we’ll see how this goes..’ and here we are, with his two girlfriends and their little dog. Hysterical 😂
Mary:"Like he is 47 months pregnant,with like Elephant Twins"
Omgoodness Mary,you are just amazing that was Hilarious,I couldn't even stop laughing while I was writing this comment !😂 🤣
Hey Mary. Loved all the gossip (theoretically of course) but that cup and saucer are so beautiful and that long coat you bought OMG!!! Loved the videos.
I can't believe Boots got a whole (theoretical) photo shot 😂
YES I love the (theoretical) neighbourhood gossip!!!!!!!
i was about to go to sleep but now i'm gunna stay up to listen to all the (theoretical) neighborhood gossip!!
I. Needed. This. (I'm coming off of a wrenching break-up and Mary's vids have made for such great heart-break medicine.)
Anna USF SAME
Girl you’ve got this 💖💖
Mary can cure all🙏
Aww, thank you Sarra! Madison, we've got this!! We'll watch Mary whisper away our woes, and we'll both certainly find people who can appreciate and share these quiet, yet very important, moments of our lives!!!
Anna USF Thank you !! It all will get better, sometimes that is way easier said than seen but it will !! and I know we are both strong women !
Same. 2nd divorce and autoimmune syndrome
Ok but the wing wing bike part had me cracking up 😂
I’m a fan of many different ASMRtists for many specific things that each does well, but your voice in particular is soooo soothing.
Her videos are the only ones that actually put me to sleep! THANK YOU 🙏🏻
😂😂 the names you come up with!!
Itchy and Scratchy lmao
Valerie Thomas aren’t these characters from the Simpsons?? 😄
Mary please keep blessing us with these neighborhood gossip videos these are my new favorite videos !!! ( second fave are charity sparkly friend videos)
I WAS PRAYING FOR THIS YESTERDAY OMG (figuratively, of course)
"A theory of a dog" LOL
You look gorgeous! Young & youthful. Thank you for so many of your videos that have helped my anxiety over the years ❤️
Thankk you so much! I'm so glad to hear it! :)
"He looks 47 months pregnant with elephant twins" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This right here is so relaxing. TH-cam recommended your channel the other day. I've only watched a few, but this one is my favorite so far. If theoretically you were to do another theoretical video with theoretical gossip I would theoretically enjoy watching it. (Hypothetically)
THEORY OF A DOG. I AM CRYING 😂😂😂
If there’s one thing I absolutely love in this world (as a POC) it is a White woman who knows how to throw shade and spill tea! And you are doing a fabulous job at both Mary. Yaaaas!
Woohoo! Love these videos! Also, I have been LOVING all of the back to school videos. I'm so pumped for your older son's supply video! Beautiful finds!
Mary I love your videos and find them so comforting. I have been having some health problems this last week and your videos have really kept me company while I’ve been in bed trying to feel better. Thanks so much ❤️
The car is called a Karma Revero. It’s an Finland automotive company.
$1.80!!! Beautiful Jacket!!!😁
You are a ray of a positive light in this negative world, Mary! ✨
Thank you for all you do. 🙏🥰
That coat is gorgeous! You made out like a bandit! The smell of suede is soo nice!
Love when you gossip about the neighborhood gossip you look pretty Mary love your tea and saucer very nice you're the best Mary 💝💝💝🐱🐱😴😞😀🇺🇸
Listened to this getting ready for work 😂 I love these so much
25.30 to 25.47 got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Perfection is what you are. So bloody funny!
I'm laughing not sleeping 😂. But I'm not mad about it. This is theoretically your best gossip video yet!
Always waiting for these theoretical neighborhood gossip videos🙏🏻♥️
Girl, this is the funniest video I've seen in a looooong time. I subscribed for sure. ❤❤❤
Love these videos they are so funny (theoretically) yet sooo relaxing, please keep doing these xx
Omg I laughed out loud when you said “somebody...stole a fire hydrant....theoretically”. You are my kind of people Mary.
Your amazing! Best gossip I’ve heard in a while (theoretically)
Thank you!
“He needs a separate swing for his gut.....hypothetically”
I’M SCREAMINGGG 😂😂😂 Mary you are TOO much
Ooooooooh Mary, let me tell you after the day I’ve had this literally made me JUMP with joy heheheheh!!! Love the drinking tea too!! Adds something FUN
im a little late but i have had the worst night. i have a lot going on in my life and have honestly no friends to talk to which really sucks. but i feel like youre my friend!! i love these hypothetical gossip videos and watching this is really going to make my night. Thanl you for being there for me even though you dont know it
No idea what the gossip is, I've never made it past the teacup show and tell. Such a great video to send you to sleep 💕
Gossip gives me life. Thank you for keeping me alive, Mary.
At first I thought this was going to be a role play, safe to say I’m not disappointed
Every time she said “theoretically” i would laugh so hard 😂❤️
Me too, for some reason 😂.. But I don't mind it's nice 👌
The shape of that teacup is absolutely beautiful
These are my favorite videos. I wish this was a weekly podcast or video. You do the best videos.
I love the thumbnail. You look so happy! Love these types of videos
Your theoretical neighborhood sounds absolutely wild 😂 Never a dull moment....thank you for keeping us updated
If anyone is playing a drinking game pleAse take “theoretical” off this list
I almost screamed when I saw this!! I love these videos! 🤣
Girl that Hank Williams shirt was theoretically a crop top 😭
I love this theoretical gossip your street sounds very interesting I would love to see this turn into a series ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😘
I love these hypothetical gossiping sessions!!! And I always love seeing your good will finds! Youre the best!
the Bocephus shirt made me belly laugh (no pun intended) 😭😂 thank you for all you do!
I love these tea spilling sessions! Can't wait to hear the rest of the story about POD man. 😂😂😂
Mary putting her pinky out and sipping on that tea had me deceased! Hahaha ❤
Your voice is so so soft and soothing 🥰
My favorite videos from you! I’m living vicariously!
The sound of the suede jacket being handled is amazing
I really do love the way it sounds! 😊
SouthernASMR Sounds can we get a lil special suede jacket video or a cameo in another video sometime? Love and appreciate your hrdwork and videos!
this story was wild from start to finish, i lost it almost crying with laughter at the photoshoot
Oh the “Theoretical” family, my favourite neighborhood guilty pleasure! 😘❤️ And I thought I was going to sleep! Ppff! Who am I kidding?!
I love how much more southern you sound when you get goin' 😂💕
How do you do it? You are truly amazing, you can pack 48 hours of living into 24! I truly appreciate that you take the time to share your life & adventures with us. I was watching another one of your videos recently, that was more serious & you were going thru a not so easy time; just want you to know that you are admired by your many followers, for all of your accomplishments that have truly earned thru your life, such as supporting yourself & boys, a career to be proud of, an internet celebrity, a beautiful home & interesting neighborhood & of course your 2 sons to be proud of, I could go on. Needless to say, you are an inspiration to us all. Thank you for allowing us to sit at your kitchen table with a cup of tea & share your day.
I live for these “hypothetical updates” 😺
YES! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A (theoretical) NEIGHBORHOOD GOSSIP UPDATE!!!
Wing wing wing wiiinnnggg 🤣 I laughed myself out of my relaxation
Yay, another video!!! 10 PM here in Canada, perfect time.
This video is an absolute blessing I adore it
These are my favorite videos on your channel! I absolutely love them!! Don’t get me wrong, I love all of your other videos too😀. These are just so entertaining.
Camera lady : you gotta tell your dog to shut up
Mary : and I’m like amen
Omg I’m dying that’s so funny 😂🤣😆
Hypothetically, I love these chats.
Thank you! I’ve been dying for your neighbor updates.
When I seen cheer world I immediately knew we were getting a cheer mom roleplay. Love your videos. ❤️ I'm going thrifting tomorrow, the shop near me is half off every last Wednesday of the month
"Trip got a wingwing bike" is something I would expect Charity to say
I stan a queen who appreciates goodwill as much as I do
That coat is a FIND, slay it sister!
I wanted to listen to you, as usual and go to bed but once I heard Cheer Mom I instantly perked up and I'm here for the gossip!
Spilling tea (hypothetically) while sipping tea. Love it 😂😂
LMFAO!!! "he needs a separate swing just for the gut" LMFAO!!!!!
That cute suede coat makes some really nice sounds!
aww i love the thumbnail! seeing you smile genuinely makes my heart smile, mary! 😊❤️
that coat makes amazing crinckly sound !!! 😱 Maria please do another video with it ♥️♥️♥️
Oooh cheer mom and Carol are coming back! 🤗 love this hypothetical tea
i need to see a hypothetical picture of boots
The dog hair extension part had me cracking up hahah
Feels like catching up with a friend ❤️
You and your gossip just crack me up, of course all this had to theoretically happen in YOUR neighborhood to make it even better 😂😂😂😂 do theoretically tell how everything turned out when you know!