Hey boios I made a detailed text guide about this : www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/apdyxa/how_to_do_a_pacifist_run_in_skyrim/? The YT comment system is pretty bad for QnA so if you have any questions please use this one.
1337m4n That’s on par with Zhang Zongchan’s defense at his murder trial. “Look, I know this seems bad. But it wasn’t me. I just happened to be cleaning my rifle at my window, where I like to clean my rifle. And while I was cleaning my rifle it happened to go off and out of all the places the bullet could’ve went it just so happened to perform a perfect kill shot on...some piece of shit I hate”. -Zhang Zongchan’s defense of his murder of Prince Xiankai paraphrased by Count Dankula paraphrased by me.
I like to imagine that the wooden sword isn't actually enchanted, but rather you just bonk your allies on the head hard enough that they go unconscious anyways.
it was destined to happen, there is no way around. You are the dovahkiin and as prophesised by the dragon elder scroll, you are destined to kill alduin but not to kill any other. if it is not you who kills alduin, then another warrior will take your place and become the alduin slayer. it is the way of prohecies
Welp, the prophecy didn't specifically say Alduin couldn't be murdered by an afterlife waterfall to the abyss that the Dragonborn just happened to push him off of.
@@jacobsmith4428 That doesn't really kill him, though. He just kind of sits at the bottom of the waterfall for all eternity, and the main story remains uncompleted.
@@stefanm.734 And everybody but him lives happily ever after! Plus apparently if memory serves, he doesn't really "die" anyways. The world eater's soul goes... somewhere, maybe all the way to ESO or Elder Scrolls 6, but you didn't technically "kill" him even if you do kill him. Pushing him off to the shadow realm of unloaded chunks seems like he's about as dead as it gets.
I love the thought of Alduin sitting there at the end just staring down and the dragonborn looks up with tears in his eyes and says "I'm sorry" before punching him
there will always be more ways to get creative. One of these days someone will figure out how to enchant the dragonborn's genitals to increase stamina by 10 million, or something
@@StonksNZ Baton (n) A baton or truncheon is a roughly cylindrical club made of wood, rubber, plastic or metal. It is carried as a compliance tool and defensive weapon by law-enforcement officers, correctional staff, security guards and military personnel.
I hate Serana. In the quest where you had to go inside Castle Volkihar after the moondial, I opened the chain door, walked through, and closed it behind me so Serana wouldn't be able to follow me and ruin my stealth. Screw Serana.
"As soon as you land, eat some soup and beat the shit out of your dragon." I kinda feel like quoting that out of context when someone asks me how to do a certain thing.
Maybe at a Comic Con where you can get a plate w/ a handle, wear some armor/wear clothes, bring your favorite soup, and get a friend wearing dragon costume and *beat the shit outta him*
Me: ...and that is how the dragonborn ate 50 bowls of soup in the middle of the fight against mirrak, Alduin, and Harkon, without killing anyone Son: Wow!
Son: But Daddy, if the dragonborn didn't kill anyone, how did he stop them? Me: Well, Son, it turns out, they all coincidentally suffered a freak accident, right as the Dragonborn was getting ready to spare them! Amazing, huh? Son: ...But- Me: That's enough, time for bed. Son: But Dad- Me: BED.
@@epickduk I think it’s something to do with the yarls gift after he becomes thane. He gives you an iron/steel (I forget if it can be steel) enchanted weapon. I may be wrong but that’s my best guess
This editing, the soundtrack choice, the little things you made up your mind about that are so insanely enjoyable for those who noticed/knows the reference, just as genius as the "Pacifist Dark Souls II". It's just absolutely insane and I love your work. It is an honor, sir.
So how did you guys kill Alduin? “I used legendary armor and weapons of old heroes and champions” “I used the power of ancient, vampiric blood to make myself into a vampire lord” “I used divine weapons and armor used by not only the Daedric princes but by the gods as well” “I spent years forging the best armor and weapons and enchanting them myself after years of study” “I pushed him off a cliff”
1458 seconds in skyrim time is 8.1 hours, So a wooden sword that has around a 7.5% chance to paralyze someone for that long is worth only around 300 to 400 septims. I'd buy 2 of them.
Your editing is amazing, the video has its own narrative that draws you in, that's why I've rewatched your New Vegas Pacifist run about 10 times, and I'll do the same with this one probably
Couldn’t these have been somewhat relevant to each of their respective games. Sons of Daggerfall or Wayrest for instance? Why is everything a Skyrim joke?
@@ShakedownDreams Basically it's saying that an easy way to kill it would be just throwing it off a high place (i.e a high tower) That's the joke. Not necessarily a clever one, but I found it funny
"How To Pacifist" *Proceeds to find the legal loopholes, instigate vicious mob rampages, and shank everything.* _Oh and also knock all companions unconscious with a stick._
True pacifist is not hurting anything, technical paciFIST is hurting but not killing, and all this that counts as a kill is direct -but if your partner kills then its your fault and you directly killed them-
Everything about this video was perfect, soundtracks, editing, making a play through that would've taken days and crunch it down to less than 40mins and showing what you should/ shouldn't do.... must taken weeks to get it done
@@desshiwaza4065 tbh I can see why, asking her to turn you into a vampire is h, well uh, uhmm, lets just say it has probably awoken some things in some people
I hate Serena lol she was nice at the beginning then she just got anoying af and she's not even as good as people say her damage is ok and her necromancy catches me off gaurd and forces me to fight the same enemy twice
this is the most beautiful video i've ever watched. the hours that must've gone into this... even just the editing itself. i'm losing my goddamn mind - this is amazing... what an absolute legend.
"I'm ready to go to sleep." Sees ymfah video at 2:20 am that is new. "Guess i can stay up for about exactly 39 minutes and 47 seconds more." Edit: HMMMM
This should be interred in the National Archives for how culturally significant it is. All these memes from past and present, used in a montage of everlasting hilarity, while also displaying one of the most loved games of all time in "full", and promoting peace. Why not?
‘promoting peace’ >beats people to death with a shield >constantly beats people and paralyzes them >forces others to kill their allies yep, peace has been promoted
Now defending your loved ones from the frequent trolls, bandits, dragons, skeevers, necromancers-next-door, giants, wolves, bears, and spouse kidnappings. That would be great.
@@trigger_segfault Just give the kids Deadric Daggers, for whatever reason they'll fight with a dagger and all childen can be given either any Dagger or a wooden sword (???) so watch the new In-Training Dragonborns bully the hell out of a random dragon.
That was a rollercoaster of emotions. At several parts I honestly thought you were gonna have to concede that 100% pacifist was not possible, but somehow you always managed to find away. None so more epic than the Alduin encounter. What a video, loved every second. Keep it up :)
Guard: Halt! We have multiple eye witness linking you to the death of Nazeem. This is your only chance to confess everything; it'd be in your best interest to~ You: He died of blood loss... Guard: ( o_0)? You: (o_o ) also, I'm the thane. Guard: Right then... uhh, stay safe I guess. And watch they skies, damn arrows can come from anywhere.
This is by far my favourite Skyrim video, the music and written comments just makes it so much better than if someone was talking over it. 11/10, going straight to my favourites list xD
I'm genuinely proud of you ymfah. You put so much effort and love into these videos, and it's obvious. For that, I cannot congratulate you enough. Keep doing what you love my friend. I'll be here the whole time, laughing and clapping along as you continue to succeed.
Great video, though I do find it funny that the way we've collectively come to define 'pacifist' in terms of these pacifist runs would allow us to call the leader of an organized crime group a 'pacifist', as it's entirely okay to set up situations in which a person will be killed, so long as you don't personally murder them with a weapon.
I keep coming back to this. Lately, I started watching them every day to few days. They're incredibly well edited, tell a great narrative, and have great music selection.
"Oh no your honor, I didn't kill him. You see, I only pushed him off the ledge, he died when he hit the ground." "Now that's an ironclad defense. Not Guilty!"
"Oh no your honor, I didn't kill him. You see, I only pushed him off the ledge, he died when he hit the ground." "Now that's an ironclad defense. Not Guilty!"
Lets see... + Accessible merchant chests + An infinite loop that can give you an absurdly powerful version of any enchantment + Muffle+Invisibility combo (both being in the same school, for extra convenience when breaking the game) - No random crits I could go on, but point is Skyrim is a well made and balanced game that definitely did not have it's priorities backwards
I know this is an older video now but I still come back to it every now and then when I really need a pick-me-up and it works every time. Thank you for this masterpiece.
ive actually memorized this, along with a couple other puzzles (in that same barrow, spin the first two pillars twice and the third once in the first puzzle) makes booting up new characters hella faster
@@Mills5041 hahaha mate, I thought I was the only one stupid enough not to realise the combination is on the claw; the game even says something like “when you hold the key in the hall of stories, the answer is the palm of your hand...” I was eleven years old but still... I also didn’t know how to solve the spinning pillars either lmao. Went though plenty of barrows doing everything by trial and error until my friend told the secret.
@@Ethan-ib5hk I was basically trying to speedrun the game, I didn't read any of the books or listen to anybody. All I knew was that the claw was for the door. When I first did the puzzle, I felt like god.
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what next, how to beat skyrim in oblivion?
love yer content btw
What's been your favorite run so far?
How to beat skyrim shrek style?
How much time this video take to make?
Weird flex but ok
"I didn't kill him, Officer. I just hit him a bunch of times and he mysteriously bled to death for no reason"
"You're free to go"
1337m4n That’s on par with Zhang Zongchan’s defense at his murder trial.
“Look, I know this seems bad. But it wasn’t me. I just happened to be cleaning my rifle at my window, where I like to clean my rifle. And while I was cleaning my rifle it happened to go off and out of all the places the bullet could’ve went it just so happened to perform a perfect kill shot on...some piece of shit I hate”.
-Zhang Zongchan’s defense of his murder of Prince Xiankai paraphrased by Count Dankula paraphrased by me.
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 lmao is this real?
Must've been the wind..
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 Honestly how does Papa Dankula even find these mad lads.
@@furymern8162 Yep. He paid the fine. But that was his defence. Paraphrased by Count Dankula paraphrased by me.
-Bleeding skeletons
-Bleeding gargoyle
-Bleeding ghost
"It just works"
Bleeding elemental
Bleeding tree?
Don't Fallout 4's bleeding robots.
KONO BLEEDING DA
thats how mafia works
Spiked shield - the ultimate secret assassin's weapon that not even the game recognizes as a killing instrument, that runs on tomato soup.
CrystaTiBoha I was gonna like this comment, but it’s currently at “666”
Super Kami Guru oof
@@Cloudthrow you are bad-guy, but this does not mean you are bad guy
Glovebox of the year agreed
I like to imagine that the wooden sword isn't actually enchanted, but rather you just bonk your allies on the head hard enough that they go unconscious anyways.
Lore-friendly
Deepest lore
@@fariszakimy it is indeed one of very few things in the elder scrolls that are actually straight up reality friendly.
*b O n K*
@@taylenseeley6188 it’s not actually, because if you’re unconscious for more than a few minutes you’re dead.
"I'm coming with you whether you like it or not"
*Draws the Stick*
*to which i now see plenty of others already said this*
*bug oof lad*
Obi Wan: *draws lightsaber* I will do what I must
@@boldone66 PATROL THE THOOOOOOOOOOT
Bonk*
I like how not wearing armor wasn't even part of the challenge, but you did it anyway because it looks funny.
The enemies might hurt themselves if you wore armor!
Come on, be more considerate
most likely for the stamina boost
Fluffy Fluff yes
He couldado the restoration glitches and just got infinte health. So yeah. He did it
Also because he's *Naked* Snake.
(and yeah pacifist runs are a big deal in MGS if you search for the link in between)
Honestly, it's pretty fitting that the first and only kill you have to get to actually complete the game is from Alduin.
it was destined to happen, there is no way around. You are the dovahkiin and as prophesised by the dragon elder scroll, you are destined to kill alduin but not to kill any other. if it is not you who kills alduin, then another warrior will take your place and become the alduin slayer. it is the way of prohecies
A pacifist's only kill to save the world sounds poetic
Welp, the prophecy didn't specifically say Alduin couldn't be murdered by an afterlife waterfall to the abyss that the Dragonborn just happened to push him off of.
@@jacobsmith4428 That doesn't really kill him, though. He just kind of sits at the bottom of the waterfall for all eternity, and the main story remains uncompleted.
@@stefanm.734 And everybody but him lives happily ever after!
Plus apparently if memory serves, he doesn't really "die" anyways. The world eater's soul goes... somewhere, maybe all the way to ESO or Elder Scrolls 6, but you didn't technically "kill" him even if you do kill him. Pushing him off to the shadow realm of unloaded chunks seems like he's about as dead as it gets.
I love the thought of Alduin sitting there at the end just staring down and the dragonborn looks up with tears in his eyes and says "I'm sorry" before punching him
This should be a fan-fic
@@breadeddragon9616 no it shouldn't
@@breadeddragon9616 it should be smut
@@theworstmaid NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@bryantfrayley5421 YESSSSS
Is it a bug or a feature?
Bethesda: Yes
Yes, also we bundled Fallout 76 with that response
It's a featured bug
@@SiGLoORiGiN its a bugged feature
It just works
Lmaooooo
The fact that there's still ways to get creative with Skyrim..
The fact this had 76 likes...
there will always be more ways to get creative. One of these days someone will figure out how to enchant the dragonborn's genitals to increase stamina by 10 million, or something
@@spamuel98 there's probably a mod for that XD
@@joshuaxiong8377 without mods
ЖCaldTheLad_SLGЖ
Bethesda: No they’re... um uh… CREATIONS (for a small fee of course)
How to Pacifist Skyrim
*turns skyrim into a free for all war zone*
That's not what The Boss wanted
@@namelesslad5803 *Well, that's how mafia works, son, so deal with it.*
Todd howard battlegrounds
Isn't it already a ffa war zone?
The best battle royale
Serana: "im gonna fight too"
dragonborn: *pulls out the sleep baton*
The belt
*Button.
@@StonksNZ Baton (n)
A baton or truncheon is a roughly cylindrical club made of wood, rubber, plastic or metal. It is carried as a compliance tool and defensive weapon by law-enforcement officers, correctional staff, security guards and military personnel.
All of you are small brain, it’s the night night club
Big 9 actually, it’s called a night night wack wack
Serana:"Im coming with you, like it or not"
Dovahkiin: . ......
(Equips wooden sword)
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Serana: "at least were getting closer"
Snake: equips wooden sword
*Thunk*
Serana falls over
Someone needs some paddeling
*The Best Is Yet To Come starts playing*
"Serana-con, do you think that love can bloom on the battlefield?"
I hate Serana. In the quest where you had to go inside Castle Volkihar after the moondial, I opened the chain door, walked through, and closed it behind me so Serana wouldn't be able to follow me and ruin my stealth. Screw Serana.
3:19 the fact that this guy even bothered to sync the music to buying shows how quality this channel is
And the dragon shaking its head in time with Snake Eater. Incredible stuff, really
damn i didint even notice that i guess the little details matter most
And in 1:40 too
There is a lot more things synced to music in his videos, even edit jumps, sounds in game, etc.
Gotra be inspired by ds3 bosses
Dude, you broke my heart for a second when you had to do that last punch.
The music was so perfectly timed there, made me so sad lol
19:45 "omg why would keeper do this"
23:43 "omg why would Vyrthur do this"
38:39 "omg why would Alduin do this"
I can't believe you committed suicide. *I cannot believe you committed suicide.*
@@Otakupatriot117 ahh yes, the pinnacle of acting
Alternate title: How to Home Alone an entire game.
Nice
Super underrated comment right here
I think I missed the part of dragons in home alone, damn
@@wackybatman2027 oh cmon you couldn't possibly forget that one part where ohdaviing ate one of the burglar just for laughs,could you?
@@wavestrider2160 Oh that was my favorite part, also when Kevin uses unrelenting force to push the burglars down the stairs
"As soon as you land, eat some soup and beat the shit out of your dragon."
I kinda feel like quoting that out of context when someone asks me how to do a certain thing.
Maybe at a Comic Con where you can get a plate w/ a handle, wear some armor/wear clothes, bring your favorite soup, and get a friend wearing dragon costume and *beat the shit outta him*
A pilot explaining what to do after landing the plane :P
*AYEAYE SIR I WILL FOLLOW YOUR EXAMPLE*
I didn't do this.
But I will now
Me: ...and that is how the dragonborn ate 50 bowls of soup in the middle of the fight against mirrak, Alduin, and Harkon, without killing anyone
Son: Wow!
This comment is missing approximately 1.5 billion likes.
@@3g53-f3b What kid doesn't eat soup?
@@cwp2175 Some don't like veggie soup sadly
soup is the best
Son: But Daddy, if the dragonborn didn't kill anyone, how did he stop them?
Me: Well, Son, it turns out, they all coincidentally suffered a freak accident, right as the Dragonborn was getting ready to spare them! Amazing, huh?
Son: ...But-
Me: That's enough, time for bed.
Son: But Dad-
Me: BED.
Ymfah: "No Officer, i didn't kill anyone. Look killcount is 0"
Game: "Ok"
it wasn't me officer, it was the one armed man!
How to Pacifist Skyrim:
1. Drink lots of soup
2. Beat the shit out of Serana
3. Bend the laws of the universe
4. Gravity
Tell me, Kyrie. Do you believe in gravity?
5.
6.Profit
1.5 beed enemies out including ice monsters and skeletons somehow
Bec
Nice JoJo reference.
And shield. Don't forget about shield.
The paralyzing wooden sword, also known as The Pimp Cane
🤣🤣
The Limp Cane*
"We don't take backtalk in this b!tch"
@@alejandroquesada LOL
"Playlist with all music used" Instant like
yeah same my dude big respect and big lov
Respected to people who put list of musics they used in their video :>
The music from the intro Snake Eater - Cynthia Harrell
i just cant find out what was used for the 19:30 area because its ticking off my nostalgic power metal sensors and im not sure if its a fluke
Entraya Crosshill pretty sure that’s Initial D
Children:"How can i save the world peacefully?"
Ymfah:"Uuuuuuuh eating a lot of vegetables and being creative, you could put it that way"
"Bash anyone who questions you with a spiked shield; you will achieve world peace with 0 kill."
Ah yes, my favorite Pacifist, screaming people off towers and into their doom.
Uncle Sundowner why does your profile pic match this comment lol
@@xxthexboxnoobxx4174 What?
uskan I just edited it
@@xxthexboxnoobxx4174 ok that makes much more sense
Uncle Sundowner
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The Elder Scrolls 5: _Sweet Roll Eater_
Elder scrolls 6: the phantom menace
Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll...
Let me guess some one ate your sweet role
More like: The Elder Scrolls 5: Milk Drinker
@@Mij_Yekvad haha I'm dead
*Skyrim : the scrolls of sneaking*
"They cant hurt uncle Roggvir"
"Apparently they can"
My favorite part of most of these Skyrim videos
ymfah: never picks up a weapon
combat page: *I R O N W A R A X E O F S A P P I N G*
I always wondered why that, of all things, is what the game defaults to.
@@epickduk I think it’s something to do with the yarls gift after he becomes thane. He gives you an iron/steel (I forget if it can be steel) enchanted weapon. I may be wrong but that’s my best guess
@@christianreinard8285 it's leveled. It can be anything up to elven I think.
@@valthorix7347 thanks I wasn’t sure. But still I think whatever the gift is automatically becomes your favorite weapon if no other is used.
@@valthorix7347 if I remember correctly, it can be orcish too
This editing, the soundtrack choice, the little things you made up your mind about that are so insanely enjoyable for those who noticed/knows the reference, just as genius as the "Pacifist Dark Souls II".
It's just absolutely insane and I love your work.
It is an honor, sir.
Yeah, me too. This took a long time to finish
this is what i want youtube to recommend me
Same
It recommended this to me 5 times in a row and a post about the video's demotization and monetization right under it so gj youtube
@@nooneofrelevance.1310 thanks xd
"Your honor, I never killed this man"
"Then who did?"
"The bullet."
Alec Baldwin moment
@@convolutedpeppercorn1078Lmao wasn't expecting that joke to come up
i don't kill people
my sword does!
targe of the blooded
@@HellishSpoon In a world of magic claiming your sword was possessed is probably a legitimate defense.
So how did you guys kill Alduin?
“I used legendary armor and weapons of old heroes and champions”
“I used the power of ancient, vampiric blood to make myself into a vampire lord”
“I used divine weapons and armor used by not only the Daedric princes but by the gods as well”
“I spent years forging the best armor and weapons and enchanting them myself after years of study”
“I pushed him off a cliff”
"Wait, he's a dragon, shouldn't he be able to fly?"
"Nah, he had kind of given up at that point."
PunkZombie1300
Before The World Eater would be broken in body, he first must be broken in spirit.
I used potions to create a wooden sword that can slay any living ctreature with 1 blow
I just used Dawnguard armor, and some steel tear
Finally, the chosen one.
1458 seconds in skyrim time is 8.1 hours, So a wooden sword that has around a 7.5% chance to paralyze someone for that long is worth only around 300 to 400 septims. I'd buy 2 of them.
Gently tab the people with some wooden sword and they will live forever.
It's the sleepstick. Perfect 8 hour rest.
that's almost 25 minutes of real time too, which is mildly overkill lol
Me: "You should really upgrade your stamina."
ymfah: "tImE fOr SoUp"
soup better
How did you make forty minutes feel like ten
Teacup4561 Illusion 100
@@shad0wcookie993 94*
Because he's the best youtuber
4x Speed 🤷
Ehem 39:4- *FUS RO JA'H*
"Make sure my daughter is safe"
"The best way to protect her is not letting her join in any fight."
"I've fawlin' and I can't get up!"
WHY WONT YOU LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE?!?!
Your editing is amazing, the video has its own narrative that draws you in, that's why I've rewatched your New Vegas Pacifist run about 10 times, and I'll do the same with this one probably
Yeah I was so drawn into it
Yea, this editing really is a 'cut' above the rest.
@@Hawksearcher "... You are cut from a different cloth than the usual brutes the Jarl foists on me." -Farengar
Arngeir: B-but your destiny as dragonborn is to kill Alduin! Couldn't you just let that one kill pass?
Snake Eater: I'M A TRUE PACIFIST
*FriskUndertaleTruePacifist736 likes it*
Просто Пользователь
Even Frisk had to kill a person in the end. Games are so cruel.
@@surrk1057
But in the end of battle, you MAY spare Asgore.
(Flowey kills him tho, but it doesn't matter.)
ymfah: Does it count tho?
@@surrk1057
nah. u spared him, by pressing MERCY.
Elder Scrolls
Elder Scrolls 2: Sons of Solitude
Elder Scrolls 3: Soul Eater
Elder Scrolls 4: Bows of the Stormcloaks
Elder Scrolls 5: The Phantom Thane
Couldn’t these have been somewhat relevant to each of their respective games. Sons of Daggerfall or Wayrest for instance? Why is everything a Skyrim joke?
@@roach9397 So...
Elder Scrolls
Elder Scrolls 2: Sons of Daggerfall
Elder Scrolls 3: Morrow Eater
Elder Scrolls 4: Swords of the Oblivion
Elder Scrolls 5: The Arrow of Pain
Elder Scrolls 6: Hammerfells Revengance
@@MikeDoesRandomThings god I hope es 6 is in hammerfell
@@revatronprime4120 i think its set in valenwood
Elder Scrolls 3 Scrib Eater.
>Extremely hihg tower
>Humanoid enemy
HMMMMMMMMMMMM
Me chilling in a skyscraper
>Extremelly high tower
>Humanoid
Hmmmm
Hihg*
Bonestroule intensifies
I dont get it
@@ShakedownDreams Basically it's saying that an easy way to kill it would be just throwing it off a high place (i.e a high tower) That's the joke. Not necessarily a clever one, but I found it funny
awesome
Wtf
twomad fuck me twomad
Gaymad uwu
Pizza time at chat
Hi there who are you mr. checkmark
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Todd Howard wants to know your location
Zegamer lol
Skyrim AFK addition
£24.99
J u s t watch on the yt, ez
you can install skyrim on doom and play skyrim there. you will still technically be playing doom and won't count.
"How To Pacifist"
*Proceeds to find the legal loopholes, instigate vicious mob rampages, and shank everything.*
_Oh and also knock all companions unconscious with a stick._
True pacifist is not hurting anything, technical paciFIST is hurting but not killing, and all this that counts as a kill is direct -but if your partner kills then its your fault and you directly killed them-
This is cool but how do you start with the firebombs and the master key?
XD
NO HE'LL SUBTITLE IN COMIC SANS
Thief class and he bought the firebombs from ZeroLenny®
@@quentincasort9640 comicc sauss
Perfect
It's odd seeing him walk in this one.
true
Its the sequel to skyrim no walking. Skyrim no killing
@@symphonyofaria checks out
Everything about this video was perfect, soundtracks, editing, making a play through that would've taken days and crunch it down to less than 40mins and showing what you should/ shouldn't do.... must taken weeks to get it done
I love Serana, but goddamn if the sound effect of him bonking her to sleep didn't get me every time
How did it take me so long to find a serena simp. My first reaction to that quest was: "yup there is probably a ton of Simps for funny vampire women"
@@tankhead2645 only Skyrim character I simp for
@@desshiwaza4065 We all know that Alduin is the best waifu
@@desshiwaza4065 tbh I can see why, asking her to turn you into a vampire is h, well uh, uhmm, lets just say it has probably awoken some things in some people
I hate Serena lol she was nice at the beginning then she just got anoying af and she's not even as good as people say her damage is ok and her necromancy catches me off gaurd and forces me to fight the same enemy twice
this is the most beautiful video i've ever watched. the hours that must've gone into this... even just the editing itself. i'm losing my goddamn mind - this is amazing... what an absolute legend.
Definitely content of the highest quality. It deserves way more views and likes.
This is the next testament
"I'm ready to go to sleep."
Sees ymfah video at 2:20 am that is new.
"Guess i can stay up for about exactly 39 minutes and 47 seconds more."
Edit: HMMMM
Xd same
"He only neded 12 seconds to click the video." The end.
This should be interred in the National Archives for how culturally significant it is. All these memes from past and present, used in a montage of everlasting hilarity, while also displaying one of the most loved games of all time in "full", and promoting peace. Why not?
Other than beating your waifu with a wooden sword until she gets knocked out
agree samdolph my dude
@@kingpin6736 small price for salvation
‘promoting peace’
>beats people to death with a shield
>constantly beats people and paralyzes them
>forces others to kill their allies
yep, peace has been promoted
@@elliottbow2819 That last part is DISTINCTLY American.
You forgot to beat the Hearthfire questline. That house needs building and those orphans need a parent.
Now defending your loved ones from the frequent trolls, bandits, dragons, skeevers, necromancers-next-door, giants, wolves, bears, and spouse kidnappings. That would be great.
@@trigger_segfault Just give the kids Deadric Daggers, for whatever reason they'll fight with a dagger and all childen can be given either any Dagger or a wooden sword (???)
so watch the new In-Training Dragonborns bully the hell out of a random dragon.
No one:
Ymfah: 'YOU GUYS WANNA KNOW HOW TO PACIFIST SKYRIM?!'
For real these are hella entertaining
Great editing, as well.
Wrong info. Someone asked for a how to pacifist Skyrim in the comments on the video how to break Skyrim
Nothing has been harmed by Ymfah this run, skyrim agrees. Hopefully youtube does as well for once and gives our boy the green.
>pacifist
>free exotic waifu from bondage
>beat partner unconscious with wooden stick on several occasions
John Lennon, is that you, buddy?
Lenin? He beat OUR waifu??
*cocks gun*
"Our" *communism at its finest*
unlike our Dragonborn here, you sure went in for the kill
That was a rollercoaster of emotions. At several parts I honestly thought you were gonna have to concede that 100% pacifist was not possible, but somehow you always managed to find away. None so more epic than the Alduin encounter. What a video, loved every second. Keep it up :)
Nicest (and Sneakiest) Nord on Earth saves the world by literally bending reality
The psyjic monks fear him
Irish Ace alteration mages hate him
learn how in these 10 simple steps!
the production quality is... killer
Does it register anyway?
I lose my shit every time he hits Serana with that stick
'boop'
*applies domestic violence*
Wrote and sang _The Ballad of the Legendary Wooden Sword of Sleepies_ in my head while watching the segment of Serana fall over like a mannequin
I Just Wrote That Space Duck...
It's So Freaking Hilarious ! ! !
"Donk" 🤣
“This is Snake. I’m in a box.”
This video was as entertaining as making it surely *wasn't.*
That Miraak/harkon trick.....
*KING CRIMSON!*
*I T J U S T W O R K S*
@GREEN PINEAPPLE KINGU CARIMSUN NO NORIYOKU!
*donut bruno*
*sigh*
I erased your boss fight and lept past it
Emperor Crimson*
19:21 Skeleton dying from bleeding... IT JUST WORKS
That`s how mafia works
it lost its marrow
Opens video
*Snake Eater starts playing*
“This is gonna be good”
Waht A tHirl...
@@Manly-Tears (starts climbing latter)
These videos are easily some of the best content on this website.
Top-notch work as usual.
How to pacifist:
They all bled out, I didn't kill em
Guard: Halt! We have multiple eye witness linking you to the death of Nazeem. This is your only chance to confess everything; it'd be in your best interest to~
You: He died of blood loss...
Guard: ( o_0)?
You: (o_o ) also, I'm the thane.
Guard: Right then... uhh, stay safe I guess. And watch they skies, damn arrows can come from anywhere.
No, he clearly died from oxygen loss due to the height of the cloud-district...
I once was an andventurer too but then i took an Arrow to the knee
You know, in retrospect, having Alduin as your only kill would've been true to the MGS3 experience.
Alduin: Kill me, Jack.
Absolute legend
Its amazing that there is always some stupid workaround to not get a kill. It just works :)
"Always" you didn't finish the video...
tell that to Alduin
Alduin's not truly killable. He just got sent back to daddy.
Ulfric Stormcloak: *Attempting to escape Solitude after killing the High King.*
Gate Guard: I'm 'bout to save this man's whole career.
Dragonborn: *Bout to get his head lobbed off by a big fuck off axe*
Alduin: "I'm about to end my whole career"
They can't hurt Uncle Rogvir! Tell them he didn't do it!
@@mah1na *apparently they can*
I appreciate the amount of effort and editing going to this video, wish more TH-camrs were like you, keep making amazing vids!
Game: you have to land the killing blow on Alduin
Ymfah: *_ERASES ALDUIN_*
This is by far my favourite Skyrim video, the music and written comments just makes it so much better than if someone was talking over it. 11/10, going straight to my favourites list xD
Imagine actually saying "xD" in 2019
@@awkwardcultism xD
@@awkwardcultism cringe culture is going extinct. let it go before it too drags you under
Serana: *moves*
Dragonborn: sErAnA iM gEtTiNg tHe sTicK
Frea: *exists*
Dragonborn: tHe sTicK
I read dragonborn's dialogue in Gordon Ramsey's voice
@@sharathnavada3645 Helps when your dressed like a chef.
@@kanga2468 darkbro mission
Sleepy time stick
@@sharathnavada3645 WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE
that skeleton smacking Serana on the back of the head made me laugh way too hard
I gotta say, the music choices for this video is really nice
I think my favourite ones were the MGS and Deja Vu remixes. Pls link your music
It's in the description.
The orchestral Deja-vu had me dying.
Thought i was the only one who noticed
Its amazing how you can still make a 40 minute video funny the whole way
I'm genuinely proud of you ymfah. You put so much effort and love into these videos, and it's obvious. For that, I cannot congratulate you enough. Keep doing what you love my friend. I'll be here the whole time, laughing and clapping along as you continue to succeed.
Are you still here?
@@leonacont6150 yeah.
what about now@@Byrnethedestroyer
This is what I want my recommended tab to look like. God, I love this series.
Impressive, but can you beat Hearthfire as a pacifist?
That's asking for a bit much, dontcha think?
The real question is: can you beat Herthfire as a warmonger?
Beat Hearthfire as a Bosmer inside The Green Pact.
@Gromm wrong channel bud
Can you beat Dark Souls 3 without killing? In under 10 seconds with no armor and minimum health.
*So this is Shield Hero!*
With the lack of slaves
@@zero123429759 The line between followers in Skyrim and slaves is a very thin one.
@Jhonny They're also sworn to carry my burdens.
Only thing missing is the KFC girl
Tate no yusha
ymfah: "I have one rule..."
Alduin: "Well then that's the rule you'll have to break to beat me!"
Ymfah: “how about no.”
MADE IN HEAVEN: GRAVITY INVERSION
The undead doesn't count because he was dead already.
Omae wa mo shindeiru
but they are UNdead
@@rodache7200 Undead means dead, but acts as if alive.
@Student And what if you kill a vírus? (if dont understand... Uncle google is there)
@@skyline2601 no, undead means "not"dead.
The Elder Scroll 6 better be louder than this one.
Great video, though I do find it funny that the way we've collectively come to define 'pacifist' in terms of these pacifist runs would allow us to call the leader of an organized crime group a 'pacifist', as it's entirely okay to set up situations in which a person will be killed, so long as you don't personally murder them with a weapon.
You know. The Jigsaw way.
I keep coming back to this. Lately, I started watching them every day to few days. They're incredibly well edited, tell a great narrative, and have great music selection.
This is cool, but how do i check my pipboy?
You look in your pants.
@@kordami28 Okay, but how do I zoom in?
@@firmomitted5536 Personally, I use a microscope.
kordami oof ouch owie
@@safi1759 Instructions unclear?
I started crying tears of joy when he finally found a way to defeat Harkon without getting the kill
*Directed by Todd Howard*
So no one told you life was gonna be this way....
Serana is trying to help you in combat.
*Let's fix that with a controlled shock.*
Bonkai
Try beating Skyrim with voice command
That's a job for Doug Doug
>only wearing heavy helmet
>"HEAVY ARMOR INCREASED"
uses supernatural force to throw someone off a ledge to die a brutal death of shattered bones
Doesn’t count as your kill
But if an all-knowing God kills some guy? Your kill.
Gravity killed him not you. Loophole!
"Murder"? We don't say that here. We call that: "Assisted Suicide"
@@Sypaka
Jeffery_Epstein.exe
"Oh no your honor, I didn't kill him. You see, I only pushed him off the ledge, he died when he hit the ground."
"Now that's an ironclad defense. Not Guilty!"
"Oh no your honor, I didn't kill him. You see, I only pushed him off the ledge, he died when he hit the ground."
"Now that's an ironclad defense. Not Guilty!"
So that's what the Illusion school of magic is for
Thanks dad
That Gas Mask Lad for what
@@exaner3439 what he can't be thankful for his pops?
Lets see...
+ Accessible merchant chests
+ An infinite loop that can give you an absurdly powerful version of any enchantment
+ Muffle+Invisibility combo (both being in the same school, for extra convenience when breaking the game)
- No random crits
I could go on, but point is Skyrim is a well made and balanced game that definitely did not have it's priorities backwards
“Fair and balanced as everything should be”
I just realised Skyrim DOES have random crits, they're just locked behind perks.
I know this is an older video now but I still come back to it every now and then when I really need a pick-me-up and it works every time. Thank you for this masterpiece.
everybody, just remember that the first golden claw puzzle all you have to do is spin each ring twice
ive actually memorized this, along with a couple other puzzles (in that same barrow, spin the first two pillars twice and the third once in the first puzzle)
makes booting up new characters hella faster
@@zacharyframe1916 Second two pillars twice, you mean.
When I first started Skyrim, I didn't know what the combination was, so I just guessed it.
then I found that the combination was on the claw
@@Mills5041 hahaha mate, I thought I was the only one stupid enough not to realise the combination is on the claw; the game even says something like “when you hold the key in the hall of stories, the answer is the palm of your hand...” I was eleven years old but still... I also didn’t know how to solve the spinning pillars either lmao. Went though plenty of barrows doing everything by trial and error until my friend told the secret.
@@Ethan-ib5hk I was basically trying to speedrun the game, I didn't read any of the books or listen to anybody. All I knew was that the claw was for the door. When I first did the puzzle, I felt like god.