How to Beat Skyrim Level 1

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  • @Sorenova
    @Sorenova 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22633

    im so proud to see you punching everything to oblivion, shit brings a tear to my eye

    • @DerrylHopkins
      @DerrylHopkins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Glad you saw my Tweet! ^3^

    • @RustyRat
      @RustyRat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      From Skyrim to Oblivion

    • @thecheese1120
      @thecheese1120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Punch everything to Oblivion *Flashbacks intensify*

    • @maui4564
      @maui4564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      OMG you’re that guy who made that “I learnt 3D animation just for this video.” I still laugh at that to this day

    • @doot3050
      @doot3050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Was that a fucking pun

  • @requiemzer0474
    @requiemzer0474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12748

    Imagine being a powerful dragon priest whose sole purpose is to guard the portal to Sovngarde and one day a cat just shows up and jumps into the portal before you can do anything about it.

    • @Nikolaj11
      @Nikolaj11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Thumbs up.

    • @pwnmclovin1
      @pwnmclovin1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +945

      "You're gonna have to be quicker than that."

    • @ThornyTentacles
      @ThornyTentacles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      *-YOUR TO SLOW-*

    • @thegamingdude9749
      @thegamingdude9749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I am dying @@pwnmclovin1

    • @DisorderInOrder
      @DisorderInOrder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      i can't even... just laughing too hard!

  • @bigmonkey787
    @bigmonkey787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5853

    Is a Cat. Is a Werewolf. Is a Vampire. Has a soul and blood of a dragon. Is Sonic. Is a Champion of a daedric prince. Is Level 1.

    • @retroterro
      @retroterro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      Is the legend 27

    • @ZadeKirian
      @ZadeKirian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      This is the best comment I've ever seen.

    • @nothingtoseehere8196
      @nothingtoseehere8196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      It just works

    • @maxcoman8044
      @maxcoman8044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Zero deaths

    • @caimuiv4189
      @caimuiv4189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Is the red right hand

  • @manaphy0993
    @manaphy0993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8044

    This is just one of those d&d characters that are tough and grizzled warriors with a ten page backstory at level 1

    • @whyisblue923taken
      @whyisblue923taken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Manaphy099 ymfah godmodding confirmed.

    • @Shayhammowolf
      @Shayhammowolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      Don't call me out like this

    • @Sparkle8205
      @Sparkle8205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      You’re not wrong.

    • @rimworld64
      @rimworld64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hey that's just how unlike to play bro

    • @haalfnhaalf
      @haalfnhaalf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      And the player just has a coin with "20" on both sides as their only die.

  • @rubenlarochelle1881
    @rubenlarochelle1881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3550

    7:29 "Esbern? Open the door. I'm a friend." said, the one fully covered in Thalmor uniform.
    Gotta love that.

    • @beingweirdisnormal1404
      @beingweirdisnormal1404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Try that, but being a high elf
      He rightfully called bs

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@beingweirdisnormal1404 Yeah, I actually was an Altmer wearing Thalmor armor and he still opened the door for some reason (I don't even think I had to tell him about the thing Delfine tells you to say).

    • @beingweirdisnormal1404
      @beingweirdisnormal1404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@silvercandra4275 skyrim at its best.

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@beingweirdisnormal1404 On the other hand, the Thalmor weren't better... either my game just decided to break, or you can pass as a thalmor if you're an Altmer in thalmor robes

    • @beingweirdisnormal1404
      @beingweirdisnormal1404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@silvercandra4275 yeah.

  • @Mr_Beebird
    @Mr_Beebird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2942

    A humanoid, female cat who transforms into a werewolf which is also a vampire and can breathe fire like dragons. What a story.

    • @Win32Neptunia
      @Win32Neptunia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      ... Mark.

    • @hokage1997
      @hokage1997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Sounds like my fursona

    • @sernikb
      @sernikb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      kinda like prequeladventure.com

    • @willbe3043
      @willbe3043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Sounds Mary Sue asf

    • @somekindofdude1130
      @somekindofdude1130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Still a character with more substance and flows than Rei from sw

  • @LuciferStarr
    @LuciferStarr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7215

    Y'know, watching your videos has made me realize that when Todd said "It just works" we've been misinterpreting the line as "It just *works* " when it was clearly intended to be "it *just* works" - as in "It barely works"

    • @sgtbacon63
      @sgtbacon63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +576

      It more or less works

    • @cruz6550
      @cruz6550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      It so so works

    • @holyknight1325
      @holyknight1325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      it almost positive works

    • @metalliclark86
      @metalliclark86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      It kinda works

    • @thusboi8414
      @thusboi8414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      It sort of works

  • @abyschaaf6985
    @abyschaaf6985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5162

    Player: *dragonrend
    Alduin: *waits for player to pull out lengendary magical sword
    Player: *slaps
    Alduin: wtf

  • @lagoz4762
    @lagoz4762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1981

    Khajit : Slaps Alduin and kills him
    The three legendary warriors who couldn't even injure him : *Visible Confusion*

  • @Otzdarva
    @Otzdarva 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6478

    Equip the Hunter set for maximum beasthood.

    • @ymfah
      @ymfah  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1145

      Wait...

    • @anonymoususer927
      @anonymoususer927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Huh?!

    • @christophergann9197
      @christophergann9197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      The kind Hunter He saaaid, EQUIP THE HUNTER SET, fOR MAXIMUM BEASTHOOOOD!

    • @Th3D3vilishBoy
      @Th3D3vilishBoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Wait, what's the hunter set?

    • @anonymoususer927
      @anonymoususer927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@christophergann9197 i cant hear shit

  • @team4star1
    @team4star1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2587

    I was thinking “oh he just wont level up” BUT THEN HE DIDNT GAIN ANY XP. Now i am surprise!

    • @Shadow-lu1ov
      @Shadow-lu1ov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I mean there is something called skills at max but not leveled up by either using mods like the cheat mod for special edition and obviously pc but there is another way.......... CoNsOlE cOmMaNdS

    • @python1972
      @python1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@Shadow-lu1ov or just letting your skills go up to 100 without collecting any perks

    • @toastedt140
      @toastedt140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@Shadow-lu1ov Your comment is equally irrelevant as your existence

    • @manlikecm364
      @manlikecm364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@toastedt140 Jesus Christ dude lmao

    • @alexmark6580
      @alexmark6580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@manlikecm364 Get absolutely dismantled my dude.

  • @evai5318
    @evai5318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4277

    Level 100 guy: lmao killed alduin yesterday
    Level 96 guy: hey nice bro
    Level 1 ymfah: me too!

    • @erikofoshee1686
      @erikofoshee1686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Compromised Account level 100 and 96 guy: Wait what..... how the heck did you do it

    • @lolcall5295
      @lolcall5295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@erikofoshee1686 I punched him into oblivion !!

    • @yourdaddy2004
      @yourdaddy2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Level 1 mafia boss confirmed

    • @benz1193
      @benz1193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Wow lvl 100 and has just killed alduin xD i was like 26

    • @Corrrrrupt
      @Corrrrrupt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mice Plays ikr haha

  • @ShatteredDream-ww2hp
    @ShatteredDream-ww2hp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1351

    “It's probably worth more than you are”
    Vilkas’s sword > your life
    Vilkas’s sword = 70 Gold
    70 Gold > your life...
    Damn... In Cyrodiil your life costed more...

    • @bustacs2
      @bustacs2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Your money or your life !

    • @Тяфтель-в8с
      @Тяфтель-в8с 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      @@bustacs2 Pay 100 gold.
      Pickpocket 100 gold back.
      "Take it. It worthless to me".
      Your life = 100 gold = worthless = 0 gold in Cyrodiil.

    • @ОннокорОктябрь
      @ОннокорОктябрь 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's explains why -mercenaries- bandits attacking so often

    • @LenaVoices
      @LenaVoices 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That's because their life costs 69 gold

    • @scoutymcscoutface2957
      @scoutymcscoutface2957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sentimental value

  • @ymfah
    @ymfah  5 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    Kept you waiting huh?
    Detailed Text Walkthrough : www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/9uevn7/a_guide_on_beating_skyrim_level_1/
    Here are some of the Frequently Asked Questions.
    Q: You are technically lvl 1 if you don't go to the skill tree
    A: Yes. I have not been clear about this but this is more of a PoC of a 0 Exp run. Being lvl 1 was a consequence of that.
    Q: Boxing gloves in riften
    A: its light armor
    Q: Doggo Ring in Dragonborn DLC
    A: Can't buy because of exp. No merch chest to steal from. Doesn't drop when killed
    Q: Marked for Death
    A: I've tested this and figured you'd be better off going vamp/wolf. Maybe on legendary difficulty.
    Q: Both Vamp and Wolf glitch
    A: Yeah my bad didn't know until making the vid
    I'll add any more faqs I find down in the comments. Any question is a good question and I read all of them.

    • @itssk1092
      @itssk1092 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      little bit

    • @kirius4759
      @kirius4759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yEAh

    • @crimster7144
      @crimster7144 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get you

    • @Lu22H
      @Lu22H 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ymfah hey, you’re pretty good.

    • @benlevitt5017
      @benlevitt5017 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes. Was so excited for this!

  • @capital_tm
    @capital_tm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Coming back after watching through recent vids and I love the character development here.
    2018 Auriel's Bow: "Some Lame Ass Stick"
    2021 Auriel's Bow: "20 MM Autocannon"

  • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
    @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1010

    "Int is just blue dex" is the wisest thing I've heard all year.

    • @silentxwxlf
      @silentxwxlf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alas, that is true

    • @saltyralts
      @saltyralts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I have to say, he has a lot of charisma.
      That's 4 stats mentioned...

    • @TheReclaimer1321
      @TheReclaimer1321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      If Int is blue Dex, does that make Faith yellow Strength? \[T]/

    • @guy8269
      @guy8269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@TheReclaimer1321 that would imply faith is viable

    • @AndrewBrownK
      @AndrewBrownK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheReclaimer1321 if Int is blue Dex, and Faith is yellow Strength, then what does that make Luck?

  • @thatspyisaspy9102
    @thatspyisaspy9102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    Imagine how trippy it’d be to read an elder scroll atop the throat of the world only to black out and find yourself in a post apocalyptic wasteland several thousand years later.

    • @Bemps02
      @Bemps02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Wym 😂 u black out in skyrim and wake up at fallout?*

    • @ironsolace5647
      @ironsolace5647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Elder scrolls is actually set in the future of Fallout

    • @DhonJoe
      @DhonJoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@ironsolace5647
      Not true at all that is just fan theories and speculation.

    • @brinkipinki
      @brinkipinki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ironsolace5647 thats just some fanfiction. it wouldn't make any sense whatsoever.

    • @Calilou52
      @Calilou52 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooof

  • @Verrisin
    @Verrisin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2500

    person a: "hey, do you know Skyrim?"
    person b: "... oh, the bowls and buckets game?"

    • @mikoaj9598
      @mikoaj9598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Funny

    • @druidspoe7833
      @druidspoe7833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@mikoaj9598 but true

    • @frostyontheradio9326
      @frostyontheradio9326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      u mean that wall hacks and gravity ingnoring game yeah ik that game

    • @frostyontheradio9326
      @frostyontheradio9326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Arvel_The_Swit the elder buckets

    • @Shadow-lu1ov
      @Shadow-lu1ov 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Person b aka ymfah and every speedrunner

  • @markuscaesar670
    @markuscaesar670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4749

    Who would win:
    A super powerful Vampire who if left alone could bring ruin to the entire world
    Or
    A Cat that barks

    • @druidspoe7833
      @druidspoe7833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Obviously a Cat that barks

    • @lsswappedcessna
      @lsswappedcessna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Khajiit: *Woof*
      Harkon: *grand mal seizure*

    • @Soran-Sarah
      @Soran-Sarah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      the cat

    • @januszkazmierski1640
      @januszkazmierski1640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Chad Vampire Lord vs one furry lass

    • @evervirescent
      @evervirescent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      your speech is 100 right now

  • @Patrick_The_Pure
    @Patrick_The_Pure 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1090

    If you're ever going to do this on Legendary, remember this.
    Void salt + greater soul gem + orichalcum ore/ingot + broom at the Atronach Forge = Staff of the Storm Atronach. Doesn't give you any experience, easy to obtain materials and plenty of use. Created 4 of them within 5 minutes.
    Edit: After actually doing this run on legendary, you can use the bloodskal blade's special attack, the sword itself gives experience, the blade beam however does not. Combine it with vegetable soup, which are of course easy to make and also don't give experience, you have an infinite source of ranged attacks and far better than the vampire transformation.
    Extra info, ultimate attack, secret of arcana + wabbajack & skull of corruption, you can also use secret of arcana to easily harvest dreams. You can kill frost giants in 15-20 seconds with that combo on legendary difficulty.
    Edit2: Thought i was done, but decided to go back to my old save to see if it is possible to kill Karstaag on Legendary difficulty in a true level 1 challenge... it's possible and it is piss easy. All you need is about 200 scrolls of fireball, i believe you can find a few of them in the black books. With the whiterun gate duplication trick you can get that amount pretty easily. Then all you need is ahzidal's dragon priest mask for a 25% boost and 1 or 2 potions of destruction for a 20% boost, if you're lucky you might find a draught for 30%. Go to Karstaag and start the event, there is a section of the wall which is incredibly easy to climb, he won't hit you so you won't gain exp from the helm, it stand out with a few easy to jump rocks. He can't hit you there, he won't notice you and you can shoot at him. Use the potion, equip the helm and double wield the scrolls, i even used the double wabbajack (yes i duped one with the whiterun gate duplication trick) + secret of arcana attack to deal some pretty good damage to him beforehand. Takes about a minute to kill him.
    Small update, a few hours later with some preperation and a tactic i activated the Ebony warrior quest through the console commands to see if it's possible to defeat him in this challenge on legendary. Somewhat more difficult than Karstaag... a lot more difficult, but some carefully activated ethereal shouts to block his shouts, a lot of evading his arrows, fireball scrolls and even a very lucky unrelenting force which dropped his hp from around 60% to 5% due to fall damage, i killed him with a few fireball scrolls after that while he was trying to get up. It was quite the challenge, but one i would love to do once more if i ever do this challenge again.
    ----------
    I have created a guide for this on steam if anyone wants to get all the cheese tactics inspired by this video, if anyone else would like to try it out, legendary edition, not special, but i guess i could upload it there as well.

    • @Momlovebabycharline
      @Momlovebabycharline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Frost Giants?

    • @Patrick_The_Pure
      @Patrick_The_Pure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Momlovebabycharline Yeah, frost giants, you can find a bunch in the forgotten valley, they do not respawn i believe. They are the dudes who drop the paragons.

    • @saintlucifer3433
      @saintlucifer3433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But you need 100 conjure first right?

    • @pyromasteralex
      @pyromasteralex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @saint lucifer you only need the orb to obtain daedric stuff. atronach stuff is perfectly fine if you have the items.

    • @JG-fj6xq
      @JG-fj6xq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well what is the guide name? oh I found it :)

  • @Antorion
    @Antorion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    2:33 *ymfah just got the best quest in the game*

    • @saltyralts
      @saltyralts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I killed Nazeem before I even knew that quest existed.

    • @patheronaetherson2860
      @patheronaetherson2860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@saltyralts I hope I get that quest. Once I rough him up and get what I need from him though, he's going into a black soul gem

    • @JohnSmith-fq3rg
      @JohnSmith-fq3rg ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@patheronaetherson2860 Ah I get it... a black soul gem... because he's fucking bl

  • @probe-f3568
    @probe-f3568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Any Skyrim video with Khajit as a player's character is bound to be funny.

  • @Chili0xFF
    @Chili0xFF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    You know what is crazy? TES: Skyrim is such an old game. And yet, people are still making videos about it. People are still playing it. Insane and awesome at the same time.

    • @1gniel
      @1gniel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      So as Morrowind and Oblivion :D

    • @user-gd1no3gf6d
      @user-gd1no3gf6d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Its as old as Dark Souls one

    • @user-gd1no3gf6d
      @user-gd1no3gf6d 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And people still plays Jojo Heritage for the future

    • @Ozzianman
      @Ozzianman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      People are still playing Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory, People are still playing SSX 3, People are still playing Quake, People are still playing Super Mario Bros on the NES. The list goes on honestly...

    • @user-gd1no3gf6d
      @user-gd1no3gf6d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ozzianman Great exemples dude

  • @Xaa1962
    @Xaa1962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    I have watched this like twenty times, now, and it keeps getting better every time. Not just the strat, but the presentation - the music, the sounds, the way you put it all together. You, sir, are The Bomb.

  • @craycho9899
    @craycho9899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    I literally forgot what I was watching halfway through. I am ashamed to say I enjoyed it all the same.

    • @tarpnarp
      @tarpnarp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Why would you be ashamed

    • @rel3979
      @rel3979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Professor Zoidberg he should be honored to watch this

  • @OddJaguar15
    @OddJaguar15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2113

    Meanwhile in oblivion.
    You can't punch, cause that gives XP.
    You can't jump, because that gives you XP.
    You cannot even run.
    Jesus this would be impossible in oblivion.

    • @OddJaguar15
      @OddJaguar15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Ah, I had no clue, I guess it just contributes to the attrubuites you can level when you level up, because even when I dont pick acrobatics, I still can level up agility a lot if I've been jumping a lot.

    • @deadmeme897
      @deadmeme897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      Just don't sleep

    • @chessemchesse3676
      @chessemchesse3676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      You have to sleep to level up
      and you can also do a paintbrush glitch to complete the game before even starting any of the other quests
      i mean penis

    • @YesNo-mi8ke
      @YesNo-mi8ke 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      chesse mchesse penis

    • @ladyalicent705
      @ladyalicent705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      OddJaguar15 It’s possible to beat Oblivion at level 1
      Just don’t sleep. Don’t sleep don’t level up.
      Problem solved.

  • @tomasponizil5498
    @tomasponizil5498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    So the real challenge is not beating the game on lvl1 but not leveling up at all. Gj Skyrim

  • @JamesHock
    @JamesHock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    12:46
    The dragon's look of confusion is gold.

  • @Fedezeza
    @Fedezeza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1647

    Who would win.
    A fearsome world eating dragon.
    One furry boi.

    • @lillianfox6848
      @lillianfox6848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @Łukasz Wiśniewski I see you speak as one who knows the eldritch truths...
      We fuzzy bois are truly cursed.

    • @IgorBrendo
      @IgorBrendo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One furry level 1 boi

    • @lillianfox6848
      @lillianfox6848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Łukasz Wiśniewski We are born of the fur, made men by the fur, and...we die, by the fur.

    • @lillianfox6848
      @lillianfox6848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Łukasz Wiśniewski Jesus this is turning into some furry Bloodborne RP
      I didn't know that existed, lol.

    • @lillianfox6848
      @lillianfox6848 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Łukasz Wiśniewski Ah fuck, I haven't played DS3 yet.

  • @monoskill4059
    @monoskill4059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Thank you, ymfah very cool.
    Don't forget to buy the SL 1 Special Edition of Skyrim

    • @Skugg
      @Skugg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @veksur you're*

    • @Tach-vc2gy
      @Tach-vc2gy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      veksur that's not misunderstanding your joke, that's correcting improper grammar, but okay.

    • @Tach-vc2gy
      @Tach-vc2gy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      veksur yes because anyone that ever mixes up your and you're, are doing it intentionally. Isn't the point of calling someone out for missing the joke (which he didn't) is to poke fun at them because the joke is very clear? No one would look at someone mixing those up and think it's part of the joke. Nor is it part of *your* joke.

    • @Tach-vc2gy
      @Tach-vc2gy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      veksur "I improperly used a phrase and then tried to cover it up with the most blatant lie I could think of because I can never be wrong" and I'm not worked up either I just find joy in pointing out idiocy

  • @thepruld
    @thepruld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1316

    13:36 - PRAISE THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

    • @smartino98
      @smartino98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Finisci pure nei video esteri ahah

    • @mr.boy64
      @mr.boy64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
      IL SOLEEEEEEEEHHHH

    • @goopmcwoop4007
      @goopmcwoop4007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gimme the source pls

    • @soulful5606
      @soulful5606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Respect earned on the inter dimensional level

    • @travorviker6902
      @travorviker6902 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      God entered the chat

  • @veziusthethird
    @veziusthethird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    "Ok, we need to find out who the werewolf is..."
    Khajiit: "I'm a cat, it's not me :/"
    "Yeah you're right"
    (5 hours later)
    "It is just down to us 3, and we still don't know who the werewolf i-"
    **Khajiit just turning into a werewolf**
    "wait what"

    • @blazerheata6479
      @blazerheata6479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This summaries a lot of rounds of werewolf I've played on the gaming app..

    • @Shadow-lu1ov
      @Shadow-lu1ov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everyone sayings it’s the Kahjhit but then someone else says she’s a cat wtf you mean 1 second later cat turns to werewoof11111 eeveryone WtF

    • @Shadow-lu1ov
      @Shadow-lu1ov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can’t speel cause of stupid ducking auto correct see speel and ducking I was gonna say speel god DAMNT SPELL FUCKING Jesus Christ I hate auto correct

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Shadow-lu1ov Autocorrect is meant to correct your spelling, not ruin it-

    • @yourehereforthatarentyou
      @yourehereforthatarentyou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hazeltree7738 no, werewoof11111, that’s correct.

  • @muhammadlee-
    @muhammadlee- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    1:50 "Jarl Ballin", I see you're a man of culture.

    • @simplefatkid9971
      @simplefatkid9971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      muhammad lee D old days of machinima. Only few remember the gamer poops.

    • @ananteshesha5788
      @ananteshesha5788 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jarll ballin is my favorite supreme god

  • @walterclarkiv5526
    @walterclarkiv5526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    This guy didn't get enough likes for how much work he did to make this video

    • @Genericname
      @Genericname 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Walter Clark IV but he got 3/5 of a million views in a week

  • @LoadedEmu97
    @LoadedEmu97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1290

    >Calling your Khajiit "Sorenova"
    I'm proud

    • @Voxyld
      @Voxyld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Me too. This is beautiful. I'm sure sorenova would be proud too

    • @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce
      @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't get it. Please explain?

    • @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce
      @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Oh no, I googled it and one of the first things that came up was the twitter account of some furry. Furries are a waste of oxygen and should be wiped out of existence.

    • @LoadedEmu97
      @LoadedEmu97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce She's not a furry to my knowledge. She makes Skyrim memes & skits, and her channel mascot and star of most of those videos is a Khajiit called Skamp.
      It's good content, my guy. Maybe you check it out before looking like a presumptuous twat.

    • @LoadedEmu97
      @LoadedEmu97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@Morgan_N1DH4FF She's busy with Uni, and recently said she's kinda grown out the whole Sorenova deal. If she does return, her content will be different no doubt.
      Will still probably be really good though.

  • @ShadowForker
    @ShadowForker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “In fact, how do you even deal damage? Fists... I want to die.” The most perfect quote.

  • @ThE_BoI_WhO_MMd_wThUt_prTEctn
    @ThE_BoI_WhO_MMd_wThUt_prTEctn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2338

    *how to be op and break The Witcher 3*
    Make it happen daddy ymfah

    • @lorenzo1479
      @lorenzo1479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Too long for his kind of runs. I love his videos tho, but Witcher 3 godmode (euphoria alchemy build) is way too long to achieve in a single video. He could make a serie, I would love to see it.

    • @ThE_BoI_WhO_MMd_wThUt_prTEctn
      @ThE_BoI_WhO_MMd_wThUt_prTEctn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@lorenzo1479 nothing is impossible for this man

    • @thatsneakyneenja2595
      @thatsneakyneenja2595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just get to lvl 20 or so and then respec to alchemy. You end up being able to use like 4 decoctions at once.

    • @lorenzo1479
      @lorenzo1479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thatsneakyneenja2595 still you won't be able to get euphoria till endgame, which is the main skill, so it's impossible to make the build truly godly until endgame.

    • @halvarianknight4477
      @halvarianknight4477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Critical light build

  • @Cervidae
    @Cervidae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    undertale, sorenova, zelda, jontron, and skyrim all in one video.
    you, sir, have created a masterpiece.

  • @gamerduck1598
    @gamerduck1598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    ymfah: *Quicksaves*
    Heimskr: *gulp*
    Quack

    • @tomweston939
      @tomweston939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gamer Duck
      There can only be one, fite me m8

    • @druidspoe7833
      @druidspoe7833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha

    • @arandomcomment4
      @arandomcomment4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Oh, it's just a space duck...such majestic creatures."

    • @VenNoel
      @VenNoel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally any gamer: quicksaves
      The NPC’s nearby: *sweating noises*

    • @chummyweevil3948
      @chummyweevil3948 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quack

  • @whenyouuseyourmomsgoogleac287
    @whenyouuseyourmomsgoogleac287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I swear this guy is so good at Skyrim, he is many leagues above the nine divines and the daedric princes of the entire Elder Scrolls series.

    • @TaikaJamppa
      @TaikaJamppa ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ymfah should be the tenth divine. 😜

    • @wholewheatmilk3684
      @wholewheatmilk3684 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ymfah could probably kill the other nine divines with a bucket

  • @luketarry1418
    @luketarry1418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    This video is longer than the time time I spent at level 1

    • @cyancyborg1477
      @cyancyborg1477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Everyone knows you're supposed to power level sneak to 100 while you're crouching in front of the bear at Helgen.

    • @likeagrape57
      @likeagrape57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cyancyborg1477 I usually don't go up that far. I do level sneak up a decent amount there though.

    • @matthewsimon6170
      @matthewsimon6170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      One handed and sneak become level 100 before i even leave helgen...i think i have a problem.

    • @torgranael
      @torgranael 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matthewsimon6170 One handed? How?

    • @matthewsimon6170
      @matthewsimon6170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@torgranael simple:
      Step 1) Join Ralof
      Step 2) Take the key from the captain's body
      Step 3) smack his ass, letting him heal by waiting
      Step 4) profit until done
      Edit: sneak attacks charge both, just wait seven seconds between swings and you always sneak crit

  • @mlem1315
    @mlem1315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    19:23 i love the ,,Neloth's New Apprentice" reference.

    • @shiningfennec2360
      @shiningfennec2360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yesss

    • @zackattack5803
      @zackattack5803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Im upset more people havent commented about it, it made me laugh when I first saw it.

    • @dragdid
      @dragdid 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I just discovered it and I am so glad I did 😂

  • @exaltedmadness1188
    @exaltedmadness1188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    I loved every minute of this

    • @SamSam-yf2xj
      @SamSam-yf2xj 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exalted Madness same except for the parts where he talked

  • @werd3426
    @werd3426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    ymfah: I am allowed to deal damage only with my fists
    staffs: *are we a joke to you?*
    Infinite shout build: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @thecookiemaster41
      @thecookiemaster41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ... *YES*

    • @DragonWinter36
      @DragonWinter36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Most staves give experience, so... yes.

    • @Mothlord03
      @Mothlord03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DragonWinter36 there's staves in the game?
      Edit: you meant magic staffs didn't you lol

    • @DragonWinter36
      @DragonWinter36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Mothlord03 yes, what sort of staff were you thinking of?

    • @Mothlord03
      @Mothlord03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DragonWinter36 well with the og comment I thought of like, staffs for hitting, and thought of staves as sharp spears

  • @GLu-tb1pb
    @GLu-tb1pb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    "this woman is the dragonborn. She saved us all from the terrifying dragons."
    "Wow, she must be very experienced, huh?"
    "no, she is just level 1"
    "o.0"

    • @starlight4649
      @starlight4649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      She never even picked up a sword.

    • @MrJoBilly
      @MrJoBilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sounds like some Anime Plot

    • @erikho6936
      @erikho6936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@MrJoBilly I'm afraid to level up, so I beat the game with my fist!

    • @elestatic904
      @elestatic904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      When asked why she fought alduin unarmed, she answered
      “I have a crippling fear of sharp objects”

    • @nucleargoofball8043
      @nucleargoofball8043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@elestatic904 *realizes that she has sharp claws* AAAAAHHHHHHHH

  • @EthanSchmethan
    @EthanSchmethan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    How to beat Skyrim at level 1 on PC:
    1.) play the game normally
    2.) set your level back to 1 with the console commands before killing Alduin.
    3.) Profit

    • @EthanSchmethan
      @EthanSchmethan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blunts n Bonfires you probably did, lmao. I comment on too many videos

    • @Omega-lc3ge
      @Omega-lc3ge 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Proofs?

    • @gotticketsjr2108
      @gotticketsjr2108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Ethan how to beat Skyrim on any platform,
      1) fortify restoration loop
      2) make a god tier piece of heavy armor, light armor, dagger and shield
      3) hire a mercenary you don’t care about
      4) go to some remote place (the plains to the left of white run tend to be pretty empty)
      5) give dagger to mercenary then attack until they start hitting you back (make sure you take every other weapon they have or they won’t use the dagger)
      5) block every other hit with the shield, every hit will max your light, heavy and shield stats instantly
      6) legendary stats and repeat
      7) max level in less than 10 minutes.

    • @dingdongspaghetti
      @dingdongspaghetti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Okay, this is an epic PC gamer moment right here

    • @johnandrewserranogarcia7223
      @johnandrewserranogarcia7223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gotticketsjr2108, there is a cap on physical resistance, poison resistance, and magic resistance. the armor rating after 567 points is irrelevant as the game doesn't want you to be able to block more than 85% of damage. I find it quite ridiculous as one can reach that cap without using the fortify restoration exploit with only steel armor (heavy) or elven armor (light).

  • @bigmonkey787
    @bigmonkey787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1095

    By the Nine Divines, a level 1 cat!

  • @rubenlarochelle1881
    @rubenlarochelle1881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I think "beating Skyrim level 1" is the hardest challenge you've ever done, even more than "zero equip load". Seriously very well done bro.

    • @tastychunks
      @tastychunks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      With 'no walking' his runs just get nuttier and nuttier

  • @SansmansExe
    @SansmansExe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    *doyougettotheclouddistrictveryoften*

    • @ladyalicent705
      @ladyalicent705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What am I saying? Of course you don’t.

    • @feckingegg9146
      @feckingegg9146 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you have anything even remotely fresh?

    • @SansmansExe
      @SansmansExe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      FECKING EGG well... I do have alduin’s scales (mod) and 25 dragon souls and almost all 9 dragon priest masks

    • @icantthinkofagoodname392
      @icantthinkofagoodname392 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sansmans4. Exe ohwhatamisayingoffcourse
      youdont

    • @untipoarecare2306
      @untipoarecare2306 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

  • @oniongolem8157
    @oniongolem8157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    You're missing a dlc boss... You forgot about the true final boss of Hearthfire, Responsible Fiscal Management!

  • @Watcher_Snek
    @Watcher_Snek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Still waiting for the 'How to be OP and break Minecraft' guide.

    • @MsterxploderV
      @MsterxploderV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same over here fam

    • @LEO_M1
      @LEO_M1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe some day old friend... maybe some day.

    • @E-102_Gamma
      @E-102_Gamma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like it'd be boring. Enchanting is kind of grindy and arduous.

    • @Watcher_Snek
      @Watcher_Snek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@E-102_Gamma Actually I was referencing a twink build Ymfah did a long while back in DS2 that he titled "How to be OP and break Minecraft".
      EDIT: Can't tell if sarcasm, or...

    • @E-102_Gamma
      @E-102_Gamma 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Watcher_Snek Oh, yeah! I forgot about that! :o

  • @DixiPoowa
    @DixiPoowa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    This was the first video of you I ever saw and it's still my #1 but "Skyrim without walking" is a close second just for the sheer patience that it must've taken.
    Also, this video introduced me to Powerwolf ^^

    • @BrkesRBrkn
      @BrkesRBrkn ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Welcome to the powerwolf cult. I know this is a year late. But i dont care.

  • @hoovy2319
    @hoovy2319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    “Nothing wrong with munching on some potatoes.”
    *Proceeds to eat bread*

  • @DixiPoowa
    @DixiPoowa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    I kept getting this video in my recommendation and was like "gtfo with that clickbait stuff" but after watching it I'm impressed xD
    +1 sub

    • @georgeheller8198
      @georgeheller8198 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      im pretty sure its iether edited or he used command codes to do it

    • @halcyon1644
      @halcyon1644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Nah. only legit methods.

    • @React2Quick
      @React2Quick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@georgeheller8198 nope completely legit. Just using broken in game mechanics because you know Bethesda glitches and what not

    • @ieatchalk3934
      @ieatchalk3934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@georgeheller8198 why don't you try yourself? Or see other people who have done it if you really want to know the truth

    • @justdexMUSIC
      @justdexMUSIC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thomas Thorso no need to be do salty over someone who didn't know it was legit
      Edti - Dickhead

  • @delfi3032
    @delfi3032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Who would win:
    Son of Akatosh, eater of worlds.
    Some punchy boi.

  • @rayquantum6677
    @rayquantum6677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    He didn't just beat Skyrim he beat the dlcs as well

    • @metalswifty23
      @metalswifty23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, TECHNICALLY speaking they’re not dlcs anymore as they’re part of the base game*
      *of the special edition at least

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea, they ain’t separate content anymore. Unless you’re using like a Xbox 360, PS3, or a pirated copy, your digital copy of Skyrim should be special edition, which has all three extended content packs.

  • @yahiaaymankamaly3518
    @yahiaaymankamaly3518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    from this point onwards anyone who plays skyrim any other way is a filthy casual scrub that needs to git gud

    • @stefanm.734
      @stefanm.734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I guarantee you there is at least one person who has played this game with absolutely no buffs or throwing a single punch.

    • @yahiaaymankamaly3518
      @yahiaaymankamaly3518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@stefanm.734 pacifist run XD

    • @EpicMinecraftFail
      @EpicMinecraftFail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But WW is one of the most op things to use in the game.

    • @thebeatunleashed9509
      @thebeatunleashed9509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't have any of the DLCs sadly so the casual life for me.

    • @yahiaaymankamaly3518
      @yahiaaymankamaly3518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thebeatunleashed9509 nah u can do this without the vampire part , get 5 amulets of talos and do a werewolf glitch to wear them all at once and their u go XD

  • @kracklerbeans8206
    @kracklerbeans8206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Humanoid enemy
    Extremely hihg tower
    ‘Bonetrousle starts playing’

  • @astroreflux
    @astroreflux 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    23:33 was on another tab and thought he said "wrap a dragon in my pants"

    • @Finite_Source
      @Finite_Source 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      god damn it thats the only thing i hear now

    • @DevilInMansForm
      @DevilInMansForm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i have to thank you for that, i would have went living without ever hearing this gold had it not been for you.

    • @BeezOne84
      @BeezOne84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean he said something else?

  • @lukepropst807
    @lukepropst807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    8:49 is the most literal representation of watching the world end as you do side quests

  • @redbee5741
    @redbee5741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    1:50 "Talk to Jarl Ballin"

    • @panzerfich
      @panzerfich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh god you're right

    • @yesindeed5998
      @yesindeed5998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Do you get to the Cloud District very often?

    • @onepostaway
      @onepostaway 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes Indeed what am I saying, of course you don’t

    • @yesindeed5998
      @yesindeed5998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Travis McSwain-Shaw I’ll have you know there’s no PUSSSYYY

  • @wizviper777
    @wizviper777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    DS3 fist only run when?

    • @artiboi5726
      @artiboi5726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He beated yhorm and gave up on life after thar

    • @ВладимирПичужкин-ж9ъ
      @ВладимирПичужкин-ж9ъ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sl1 fists)

    • @Pianomantodd1
      @Pianomantodd1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I beat it with fists except on yhorm, don't have the fucking patience. Any build that doesn't let you use storm ruler on yhorm is gonna be hell in comparison.

    • @aaron6807
      @aaron6807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yo this isn't zerolenny

    • @miletilblight2181
      @miletilblight2181 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You suicidal mate

  • @jabbercutie3511
    @jabbercutie3511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Thank you ymfah, very cool

    • @mway5061
      @mway5061 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anime pfp?

    • @jabbercutie3511
      @jabbercutie3511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, I’m one of those people...

    • @everythingisfine8635
      @everythingisfine8635 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look like *CAPITALISM*

    • @mway5061
      @mway5061 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@everythingisfine8635
      Yes.

  • @Taterbean8
    @Taterbean8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Scrolls and staffs don't level your magic skills, they are just affected by them. So if you found a staff or scrolls of fireball(s), you would not need to worry about leveling up your Destruction skill when you use them. Just a piece of advice for others attempting this kind of play through.

  • @EBFilmsMan
    @EBFilmsMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    My favourite part was negotiating the truce while wearing THALMOR robes.

  • @yesok4244
    @yesok4244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    im totally not a todd howard, please buy my next edition of skyrim again

  • @mypenisisunbelievablesmall6558
    @mypenisisunbelievablesmall6558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I see you are an experienced memer.

  • @attila7445
    @attila7445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    You can enter Riften from Black-Briar meadery, the back door is at the docks.

  • @imadudeplayingadudedisguis5842
    @imadudeplayingadudedisguis5842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Nazeem earrape made me laugh way harder than it should've.

    • @ukyo.studio
      @ukyo.studio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      d o y o u g e t t o t h e c l o u d d i s t r i c t v e r y o f t e n ?

    • @thenamesgames6393
      @thenamesgames6393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      o h w h a t a m i s a y i n g o f c o u r s e y o u d o n ’ t

    • @cyancyborg1477
      @cyancyborg1477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      v e r y s u c e s s f u l b u s I n e s s o b v I o u s l y .

    • @sansanichalexandroff8913
      @sansanichalexandroff8913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@thenamesgames6393 i ' l l h a v e y o u k n o w t h e r e ' s n o P U S S I E E E E E E

    • @aeroblaziken4145
      @aeroblaziken4145 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love your profile pic my dude

  • @Sakezaff
    @Sakezaff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Fun fact: Farkas in hungarian means Wolf... 😊 😊

    • @Mr_Yeet123
      @Mr_Yeet123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Zalán Fazekas
      All the circle members have names that mean wolf

    • @zeroartisan
      @zeroartisan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Mr_Yeet123 well, not everyone. Aela and Skjor don't. Vilkas is lithuanian for wolf and kodlak means werewolf in places like serbia and croatia, 3/5 ain't bad

    • @Antorion
      @Antorion 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes I wanted to tell everybody too but i'm basically invisible so it doesn't matter but yeh it does

  • @Dawlatul-Cringe
    @Dawlatul-Cringe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Only Ymfah hates life enough to dig through an whole fortress with a wooden bowl.

  • @litmusing
    @litmusing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "Int is just blue dex"
    Ah, always so good to meet a fellow man is culture.

  • @manamongmen3381
    @manamongmen3381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    I love how he says "furry time" when he's playing as a cat person.

    • @dungtran-hf4ys
      @dungtran-hf4ys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well of course

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *Double furry*

    • @snek9320
      @snek9320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *cries in Argonian*

    • @cactusowo1835
      @cactusowo1835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@snek9320 that would be a scalie

    • @snek9320
      @snek9320 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cactusowo1835 Ik
      Look at my pfp lol

  • @tommasosalaorni8851
    @tommasosalaorni8851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    Wait how did you have the master key if you chose firebombs as starting gift

  • @dragonslayerornstein387
    @dragonslayerornstein387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "SpaceX his ass" had me dieing xD

  • @edherdman9973
    @edherdman9973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    1:18 there you go, look around, there should be plenty of GELJH

  • @H3x4r35
    @H3x4r35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "talk to Jarl Ballin".
    _The mans14y3r is strong in this one!_

  • @phoenixahelix
    @phoenixahelix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    do only stolen stuff to beat the game (without vampire/werewolves) nothing given can be used

    • @liamanderson7082
      @liamanderson7082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Would be a fun contrast to the "Thieves Guild But No Stealing" video.

    • @tdmc6428
      @tdmc6428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Liam Anderson oh you poor thing, I play a stealth character, nothing I use is given to me

    • @liamanderson7082
      @liamanderson7082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@tdmc6428 Is it all necessarily *stolen,* or is some of it *looted?*

    • @jamiehurricane8684
      @jamiehurricane8684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I suggest you go watch MajorSlacks pure thief build. He does pretty much what you're suggesting here

    • @EvgenLion
      @EvgenLion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2 ez

  • @derpmanaveragegamer7791
    @derpmanaveragegamer7791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Todd: "skyrim is a large game with an expansive and in depth leveling system"
    ymfah: "so anyway heres how to beat skyrim without leveling"

  • @dwarf9938
    @dwarf9938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    19:24 : Ah,I see you're a man of culture as well.

  • @crescentwolf7072
    @crescentwolf7072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Apparantly, there is a glitch where that undead dragon shouts, and instead of doing what it normally dose, it activates slow time, which you can use the elemental weapon buff to swing faster than light itself-

  • @isla2593
    @isla2593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This is the content I’ve been looking for my whole life.
    Please do more Skyrim! You’re an artist!

  • @aldorivasrosario7632
    @aldorivasrosario7632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    When human: Elder *Book*
    When furry: *crunchy cRuNcHy CRUNCHY*
    When bat: *s u c c*

    • @yahiaaymankamaly3518
      @yahiaaymankamaly3518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The crunchy was before the book WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @chryslers1gz208
      @chryslers1gz208 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yahiaaymankamaly3518 Is this a JoJo referance?

    • @erikho6936
      @erikho6936 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The big 3

  • @Clazzette
    @Clazzette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    *able to get thru anything*
    this proves cats are liquid.

  • @whatifgaming1661
    @whatifgaming1661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Im living for all your perfectly placed Todd Howard references whenever you break the game

  • @tolman4497
    @tolman4497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    TWENTY EIGHT MINUTES? Oh god yes.

    • @RamonSard
      @RamonSard 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      27:59 analfabet

    • @AHAHHAHHA
      @AHAHHAHHA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS

  • @zantetsuken0
    @zantetsuken0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    i don't know why papyrus' song being played by clarinets really fiddles my violin

  • @90212b1
    @90212b1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Even though I have listened to countless Powerwolf songs at this point, and was "introduced" to them through Ymfah's videos, there is still something so special about hearing them in these montages. Must just be the cinematic excellence of each video!

  • @js5344
    @js5344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    I was about to ask why you didn't use the gloves of the pugilist, but then I realized that that was armor and felt stupid.

    • @lordcommissarspartan
      @lordcommissarspartan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought those were classed as clothing and didn't add to any skills?

    • @ThePB77
      @ThePB77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spartan 117qz same

    • @emperorampora8771
      @emperorampora8771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      i was also going to say why not disenchant gloves of the pugilist and put it on a ring and necklace, but then i remebered that doing that would give exp and defeat the purpose...

    • @ThePB77
      @ThePB77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Emperor Ampora will it give you enough to give you a enchanting level?

    • @emperorampora8771
      @emperorampora8771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ThePB77 not sure, at lvl 1 a single skill increase is insanely easy.

  • @stardust-rebel
    @stardust-rebel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You cannot withstand even a single blast of my Omega beam...
    *punch*
    Curse you, dragonborn.

  • @xynester
    @xynester 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    A cat that become a werewolf
    Noice

    • @powerthunfischdesdonners3086
      @powerthunfischdesdonners3086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      people said you cant cross a dog with cat. they were(wolf) wrong

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Furry squared

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably is there already a werecat mod, mods is life

    • @brentonherbert7775
      @brentonherbert7775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uhm... Yeah? Its not exactly weird for a cat to be a wolf who might also have a dog... Only im not because i really want to be a werewolf but its just implemented so shitly in skyrim.

  • @prismknight353
    @prismknight353 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the quests itself giving you experiences but the actions you make during them is a design choice I really like

  • @MalucoLapin
    @MalucoLapin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    there is a faster way to go down the academy : jump into the water from a window near the hyposcole's entry.
    Beware : jump in the water !

    • @zacharyframe1916
      @zacharyframe1916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or just become ethereal

    • @Deboniako
      @Deboniako 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ethereal 4 lyfe

    • @zachariz1490
      @zachariz1490 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maluco lapin i tried once... i was stuck outside sliding down because i quicksaved and i delete every other saves because it takes space and after 30-ish my xbox crashes. I couldn't land in the water so i lost my lvl 35 mage with -100% magic cost on everything and all the spells... KILL ME

  • @noesnoes3969
    @noesnoes3969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Now, what would we do with this information

    • @defaultset
      @defaultset 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Finish skyrim at level 1

    • @gyrosc0ped378
      @gyrosc0ped378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do the run ourselves, it's actually kinda fun to work through the in-between stuff not covered in the vid.

  • @elliejohnson2786
    @elliejohnson2786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    So THAT'S why the unarmed skill isn't in skyrim...

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how you just casually are wearing Thalmor robes the entire time.

  • @KatloverrFohDahWinandStuff
    @KatloverrFohDahWinandStuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Venom of Venus and Blessed and Possessed within 20 seconds of each other? *T H I S G O N N A B E G O O D*

  • @vexium8127
    @vexium8127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The amount of effort you poured into this makes me cry amazing!

  • @Matbart
    @Matbart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dude you're such an amazing editor I've watched a ton of your Dark Souls meme-throughs aswell. Keep up the great work!

  • @jasontaemon8598
    @jasontaemon8598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thank you Ymfah for this video. I love the video itself and even decided to do this one myself. Great guide and a really fun run. 11/10 “would meme again”