@@brocowsci I was saying we weren't allowed anything magic related so I didn't even know much about potions but still acted like I was making some. Sooo yeah it kinda does
Everybody laughs, but Jack Scalfoni is a pillar of a man. Here is somebody, that clearly, can not cook, and yet, is famous, and gets paid, and has his own sauce lib in Walmart, and lives a comfortable life doing exactly what he CAN’T do! That’s pure motivation to chase your dreams.
@@TheOverlordPepper It is a mexican holiday that takes place on may 5th. People gather around enormous pot of mayo each holding huge spoon. Everyone brings some food and put five heaping spoons of mayo from this pot on the food they bring... sorry I need to go, I left my mayonaisse on the stove.
Jacks videos are remarkably professional, decent camera angles, mic could use some work but overall the experience is pleasant for the viewer. If the food was actually good he could potentially blossom as a channel.
Its a fake cooking show, like, infomercial level shit you use to see on TV at 4am. I would almost bet that is his background. He saw a need for a cooking show on youtube back in 2010 and went for it, with no cooking skills, but skills in the other areas, and it worked, then, not anymore. Look at his sub to view ratio.
I love how at the end he says, "A little tough and dry." Wow, Jack. It's burnt and raw at the same time. And somehow tough and dry, even though it's bleeding profusely. You've done a great job selling yourself and culinary skills also.
I mean mayo is just eggs and oil which are ingredients needed for chocolate cake so it’s not that wild. I think there’s legitimate recipes that use mayo.
Also puts doritos (not the brand the actual doritos I think they're called) then covered it in cheese, more cheese, more cheese then put it in the oven, ruins it and adds sour cream on top thinks its delicious
what the fuck is that pineapple cream cheese jello nightmare supposed to be? is that a perversion of a real recipe or some custom nightmare fuel from a man who's only even been to taco bell?
he called his second son Jack Jr. not his first born son, so just that fact alone Garret was fucked, I would feel so unloved from the get go if my dad named my new baby brother Jack Jr. after him and I being older just got Garret, like even if you can say "maybe Mum named Garret and Jack wasn't around for the first son's birth" but even that seems sketchy and still shit to name the second son after you
@@Ilivepuppys There could also be the possibility of: "Oh, I'm Jack and I have a second son now. I had months to think of a name but the only ones I could think of were "Garret too" and "Jack jr".
If he was an actual doctor, I really think he would add three heaping injections of plasma during your transfusion. (Yes, I have henceforth dubbed plasma the mayonnaise of medicine)
@@CryoMythic ...Are you assuming it's common knowledge that the little nodule in pork and beans cans is the only pork in them? Cuz this is most certainly not a "No shit" moment
So this guy's story got more interesting as it went on. On a podcast a while back, he recalled a time where his teenage son was having rage issues (and drug issues too, marijuana), and "put his hands on his dad's wife." Not sure to what extent this violence went; it wasn't made clear. What Jack described in detail was how he grabbed his son, threw him to the floor, and started choking him out. He said he wanted to kill him, and didn't know if he would stop. This continued until his son's nose was bleeding, which made him stop. Jack expressed confusion why his son wouldn't fight back, thinking that it might have been out of fear, respect, or love. Later, Jack kicked his son out of the house and said he wasn't ever welcome back. He repeated several times on the podcast that he considered himself a great parent. The son was from Jack's first marriage, and I think it was implied some of the issues might have come from him moving back and forth between houses during the co-parenting. He said all of this with no hesitation, his wife in the room, and seemed to think it was an example of his stellar parenting. Later in that video he mentioned a time visiting a church where the pastor advocated "napalming the palestinians," and his response was "where do I sign up?" Kept laughing about it and expressed his admiration for the pastor. The podcast is "Sunday Evening Coffee" if you want to look it up.
My roommate who makes nothing but air-fried frozen food, and microwaves avocados said "weird this guy usually makes good food" I physically recoiled from that statement
Lo-fi Teen Mayo is literally just eggs and oil. It’s no different than adding eggs and oil into the better seperately. Mayo’s used in a lot of recipes and you wouldn’t even know!
@@JustUncomon Fun fact he owns 26 restaurants around the world and has 56 Michelin stars and he's regarded as one of the best chefs in the world. Lucky for us peasants he's offer to share his secret through this youtube channel.
Fun Fact: Jack’s ancestors trace back to Jak the Mayo, a ferocious viking who celebrated his victory’s but downing multiple tubs of mayonnaise. He had a infamously short carrer as a viking, lack of modern day heart medication proved to be his down fall.
@@theguythatasked6400 bro eating raw ground meat is incredibly dangerous. While steak is edible as soon as the outside has been cooked, ground meat has a risk of being contaminated with parasites and bacteria unless cooked through properly
Y'know... the pineapple thing started looking like it could be a thing. ... and then he dumped a literal entire container of cool whip on it, and I was disgusted.
There's a website called "Down with Jack Scalfani" and it analyzes nearly everything he's done and why it's wrong. Apparently it's significant because it's the first result when you search him up on Google.
Mikel Edits the tldr is he choked the shit out of his oldest son for smoking weed, the church he goes to is led by a convicted murderer, he advocated for “napalming Palestinians”, and he’s overall an unpleasant, rude, hypocritical person.
@i change my pfp constantly I mean, grounding him for a month or whatever would be punishment, but aggravated assault is *slightly* different. It isn't effective discipline either, since it was done in anger (presumably) and without any sort of structure or grace. By convention, an ad hominem would go here. I think we're better than that, so I won't include one.
The tomato salad could be good. When I worked at a BBQ joint we had tomato avocado salad. But that was tomato, avocado and red onion mixed with the house salad dressing. It was good, but there was a lot more veg and a lot less oil... Edit: Also Mayo cake is actually pretty good, since it was a Great Depression meal people made when oil and eggs weren't available to a lot of people.
Even the tomato-macaroni salad isn't that bad. It's a pretty standard side-dish at any bbq party where I live. I don't think I have ever been to a bbq, professional or otherwise, where they don't serve a variation of that dish. Though usually it has chopped up hardboiled eggs, seasoning and ketchup mixed in as well. And a bit less mayo.
That tomato salad is pretty common in Greece, although without the 2 tons of water and oregano. Tastes quite good too, even better if you add some feta cheese to it
Probably what happens there is the kid gets used to his dad’s food and then hates normal food and doesn’t understand why every house he gets invited to makes garbage.
I would probably loose so much weight, I wouldn’t eat anything at home at all. His entire fridge is just shredded cheese, mayonnaise, and cream cheese.
I would buy nachos from my schools snack bar for lunch every day. Which was essentially a stale bag of off brand tostitos, and a heated cup of separated and coagulated nacho cheese. I would rather eat that every day for the rest of my life than these mayo monstrosities lmao
@Demon time 😈 i felt ya. In middle school,Lunch is nightmare. I’m glad that they make it’s optional in high school like you can eat everything you want.
It is said that in order to find FlavorTown Guy Fieri had to sacrifice one individual who is chosen at random to forever be lost in the sea of flavor to forever be turned around to what actual good food is. lol
Normal salad: a balanced portion of lettuce, cabbage, carrots, Jack’s salad: exactly 8 sticks of butter, 17 hotdogs, 22 cans of baked beans, 3 AA batteries, 1 Lamborghini Aventador , and no fewer than 57 jars of mayonnaise topped with a teaspoon of salt
Unfortunately, that's some par for the course mid century cooking. My grandma once mad something like that for Christmas. The flavor wasn't pleasant, but it was bareable. The worst part was the texture. It felt like if someone mixed gelatin and a bowl of vomit. She loved Jello salads.
@@jaydenthomas4579 mayo *can* be used as a substitute for butter, but only with specific things and in small amounts. It's great for toasting bread and tortillas and it actually tastes better than using butter to me. Good for making hot sandwiches, grilled cheese, burritos, and whatever else. mayo is really gross on anything that isn't a cold sandwich, and even then lots of people don't like that. I only find it useful for bread toasting aside from that. Watching Jack is genuinely nauseating, though...
When I was a kid my friend and I would rummage through all the old cans of paint and chemicals in his dad's garage and mix a whole bunch of them in an old bucket to see what kind of horrible concoction we could brew... We didn't know it at the time, but we were making some groundbreaking salads!
I did that, but I was stupid enough to play with a lighter little did I know electrolysis makes hydrogen and chlorine, I filled my lungs with so much hydrochloric acid I could spit on the concrete and watch it bubble, I don't know how I didn't die or need to go to the hospital
@@bearcatben4762 I played with a cigarette lighter once when I was like 5 and set a carpet on fire. I tried to put it out with a garden watering can we had under the sink.
This guy’s cooking has that gross mid-century vibe to it. From the 1950’s to the 1980’s, a LOT of recipes had a lot of mayonnaise, jello, and canned crap in it. Usually all 3.
I bet he hoarded 1970s cookbooks and now recreates them on a daily basis. He probably is now used to the taste or fried, baked and cold mayo; others might vomit, but he wont.
this is like the "potion" that you made when you were 6
How relatable this was is shocking
What the fuck I wasn't even raised in a household where we had Harry potter or anything is this some weird childhood thing everyone does
I made a peanut butter pickle sandwich when I was 6 and it tasted alright, but I don’t think I put enough mayonnaise
@@aki-lucky8345 harry potter has nothing to do with it lol it's just about being a creative curious child
@@brocowsci I was saying we weren't allowed anything magic related so I didn't even know much about potions but still acted like I was making some. Sooo yeah it kinda does
“He even has a line of barbecue sauce at Walmart”
It’s just mayonnaise
And he snorts it like coke
th-cam.com/video/GWsshFFDf2U/w-d-xo.html
Its just mayo with brown food coloring
he filled a cunh of barbeque sauce bottles with mayonnaise and sold it
Its just mayonnaise colored reddish-brown
Imagine asking for tea and he just microwaves some Gatorade
😂😂😂😂
With a heaping scoop of melted mayonnaise
"one heaping scoop of mayonnaise or two?"
This is so good.
totally not an episode of the office
Jack wasn't making a Caesar salad, he was making a Seizure salad.
Ngl, that was a good pun.
great seizure salad, batman!
Underrated comment.
Excellent 🫡
You called?
man this shit makes my diet of oreos and coffee look like im treating my body as a temple
@電子レンジ泥棒 lol "go on dates"
I eat some terrible shit, but this is too far
He set the bar so low you can’t dig to it
Thank god, another person who is partial to a diet of oreos and coffee! 😅
@Samuel O'Connor its from an anime on crunchyroll called ジョー・ママ its easier to translate it on google first
*Adds two heaping spoonfuls of mayonnaise to a bag of jolly ranchers* BEHOLD, FRUIT SALAD
Dixie Boi you add jello mix and I’m pretty sure I saw that recipe in my grandmas cookbook.
@The Curious Mind depends on whether or not you're the one eating it
Fruit salad
Yummy yummy
TheCrimsonMarowak STOP
*2 shots of vodka*
His bbq sauce is probably just mayo and brown food coloring
or mayo and tree thea spoons of oregano
Thomas Jager three heaping spoons
Or pureed shit with a little red food coloring and some chicken juice
damn, they must have fit one of the jars right into the bottle somehow
bbq sauce is actually made of mayo and brown sugar
Everybody laughs, but Jack Scalfoni is a pillar of a man. Here is somebody, that clearly, can not cook, and yet, is famous, and gets paid, and has his own sauce lib in Walmart, and lives a comfortable life doing exactly what he CAN’T do! That’s pure motivation to chase your dreams.
He’s also had multiple strokes and has completely lost the use of his right arm.
@@alexanderfreeman3406 you take the good with the bad 🤷♂️
I do not think his sauces are sold in big stores anymore
No, Jack is a piece of shjt. This mf bragging about nearly choking his son to death in one of the podcast he's in
@@CaptainPalmier when Damm never knew that
jack: **drinks jar of mayonaise** "hmm that could've used some mayonaise"
Jack:Where is the mayo?
The thief in his house:Uhhhhhhhh.
Why tf was this so funny
excuse me that’s mr. jakatak to you
jack cooking show foot mayo
well you cant expect jack to be content after only drinking the equivalent of one heaping spoonful of mayonnaise.
I’m guessing his homemade ice cream is just frozen scoops of mayonnaise.
😂😂😂
Just thinking about that makes me want to launch myself into the sun
With sugar
😂😂😂
I think you mean *heaping* scoops of mayonnaise
Fun fact: cinco de mayo stands for five heaping spoons of mayonaisse.
What’s Cinco de Mayo? I’ve only ever heard of Five Heaping Spoons of Mayonnaise
@@TheOverlordPepper It is a mexican holiday that takes place on may 5th. People gather around enormous pot of mayo each holding huge spoon. Everyone brings some food and put five heaping spoons of mayo from this pot on the food they bring... sorry I need to go, I left my mayonaisse on the stove.
Ah, so you won't die from four heaping spoons of mayo? That's great.
@@andrzejkarolak3766 I don’t think you got the joke
@@OliveUploadsOnYT i dont think you read what he wrote
Jacks videos are remarkably professional, decent camera angles, mic could use some work but overall the experience is pleasant for the viewer. If the food was actually good he could potentially blossom as a channel.
And some lighting
@@spokesperson_ he was literally bragging about how he was going to kill his son. Pretty frightening
Blossom?? This guy has been doing this shit for 15 years. I don't understand what his thought process is.
Its a fake cooking show, like, infomercial level shit you use to see on TV at 4am. I would almost bet that is his background. He saw a need for a cooking show on youtube back in 2010 and went for it, with no cooking skills, but skills in the other areas, and it worked, then, not anymore. Look at his sub to view ratio.
epic meal time, but missing the essential ingredient: the collective understanding by both audience and creator that the content is just shitposting
It’s impressive that he managed to make the meat start bleeding again.
It's not blood though
It's myoglobin
I’m aware, I was just making a joke because it *looked* like blood
Crazy Guy , I'm a crazy guy ITS FUCKING RAWWWWWW
Seriously though what is that thing
This guy is the adult version of all of us when we were 5 and threw some random sauces we found in the fridge into a huge bowl and called it a soup.
JolliLolliBackup one time I took orange juice, almonds, and salt and put it in a bucket. It was so salty that it started to wear away at the plastic
@@charlie_mario6292 I once filled a glass of water with Sugar cubes to give to my Mom because I thought I had made a Soda
@@charlie_mario6292 Also I didn't even know that was possible
JolliLolliBackup the acidity in the orange juice probably has to do something with it but it left some serious stains on the bucket
JolliLolliBackup I don’t know why but I’ve been laughing at this for the last minute and a half
"Hate Crime in a Pan" sounds like a Gordon Ramsay insult.
Don Voltonus I read your comment right when he said that...‘twas trippy indeed.
I would like this but the numbers of like is holy
I mean look at iiiiiiit!!! IT'S FOOKING _RAW!_
*INDEED*
@@Goozero1 thanks mate. I sprayed all over my phone now.
"I eat healthy, lots of salad"
Salad = noodles swimming in mayonnaise
“wait, it’s all mayonnaise?”
“always has been”
*gunshots intensify*
🔫 “always will be”
Wait, it’s all shitty comments?
*always has been*
Not funny, terrible attitude.
Buhn Babinski that’s the joke
The Doctor told him he should try having more salads. This is the result.
420 likes
Doctor Now?
He decided to go to Dr.Nick for a second opinion
THIS COMMENT IS GOLD
Jack would pour cereal milk and oregano into a bowl and call it milk salad
on second thought, how to basic isnt so bad.
Yo don't come for how to basic
@@ponponpompon yea he actually knows how to cook, but just eggs are a great additon
@@cinnqminx indeed
They're brothers.
Depends on what bad means. Bad person? Probably not. Bad at being funny? You bet.
I love how at the end he says,
"A little tough and dry."
Wow, Jack. It's burnt and raw at the same time. And somehow tough and dry, even though it's bleeding profusely. You've done a great job selling yourself and culinary skills also.
This guy is trying so hard to convince himself he’s healthy that he calls everything a salad.
Boogie_Brad the macaroni salad is like the only thing he did right, every 1,000 recipes he does something sort of right
he just take a normal meal ant put in the refrigerator
wait it's NOT a normal meal
@@brocowsci tf
@@brocowsci you wtf did I just read
I’m fasting rn and this makes me not want to eat ever again
ramadan?
same lmao you just don’t feel hungry anymore after watching his “cooking” vids
Same with me. I don't have any anticipation I used to have whenever Iftar comes after I saw this videi
Day 8 for me and Jack quickly killed my urge for Food
well, if you're fasting its probably best to watch this lol
“Hate Crime in a Pan” is the most accurate description of anything I’ve ever heard.
CriticPiece IT IIIS
7:21 when you said “oh it’s a chocolate-mayonnaise-cake” i thought you were joking…. i have no words for that.
I mean mayo is just eggs and oil which are ingredients needed for chocolate cake so it’s not that wild. I think there’s legitimate recipes that use mayo.
@@LiterallyAllNamesAreTakenYeah, I remember seeing 3 ingredient pancakes and mayo was part of it. The pancakes looked pretty good too
your eyes are poisoned with mayo, Mayo is everything and everyone, you live and die for Mayo
Mayo is actually a super common ingredient in baking, makes cakes super moist
I don't care if it's endorsed by Gordan Ramsey and guy fieri, I'd rather starve then eat a cake made with mayo
“Anyone can cook!”
“Well yeah that doesn’t mean everyone should”
That's a fat fact
True
This made me think of what the food critic in ratatouille said
@@cookedricee exactly, that’s what I’m referencing
@@fellowstringcheese2296 ah yes I see
Sorry fellow commenter I am high
this has about the energy of a divorced dad who tries to keep his son to live with him
That's a beautifully tragic scene.
That was my life for awhile, but it was mainly burgers, pizza and beans
But burgers with avocado and cream cheese turned out to be great
@@SirLoLo damn man sorry to hear that
Lol its funny because my dad used to cook like this when I stayed with him for a while after my parents divorced. It was good tho.
*mixes literally any combination of random ingredients together*
"Now that's a good lookin salad!"
you sinned
forgot the mayo
@@dark6.6E-34 everybody already mentioned the mayo. I figured I'd mix it up
@@itsbrewsky5519 Thee shall not be forgotten
Yeah that's fine
😂🤣
Step 1: go to the store and buy random things
Step 2: add mayonnaise
Step 3: mix it together and call it food
>removes small piece of fat as if it's a "no no"
>adds 2 heaping tablespoons of mayonnaise
Also puts doritos (not the brand the actual doritos I think they're called) then covered it in cheese, more cheese, more cheese then put it in the oven, ruins it and adds sour cream on top thinks its delicious
When he goes to a restaurant his main is coleslaw with no veg and 2 heaping spoons a mayo on the side
he actually made a macaroni salad whiteout milk and actual legume and if you remove the vinegar
"This looks like a hate crime in a pan..."
Surprisingly good description
Hate crime doesnt exist
it literally looks like puke
I read it at the same time he said it
More like a war crime
Is it child abuse that he made his son grow up on this shit?
This man has dedicated his life to creating edible violations of the Geneva Convention
The supreme chancellor of colon cancer
underrated
I don’t even think it’s edible
@@gillianfleischer5620 Anything is edible if you add enough mayonnaise.
The man look like he about to steal Woody
that cinco de mayo thing is genuinely the most disgusting abomination I've laid my eyes on.
I like the fact that none of his salads have leaves.
yet all of the salads have at least 4 heaping spoonfulls of mayo
@@piotrek5s170 That's a necessity
oregano tho
doesnt make it healthy, but..
I mean, there are many types of salad without greens in them
Potato salad
Spoiler alert: He's actually an immortal god trying to poison himself to death by any means necessary, and failing
Amazing
Eat some mayo
It all makes sense now, he's also so benevolent that he's recording his attempts for others in the same situation.
F
But you cant say he is not trying the hardest possible
I would actually pay for Gordon Ramsay's commentary over this man's videos
WTF ARE YOU DOING
TH-cam Red show is Gordon just watching these videos lol
kakokapolei123 "THAT MAYONNAISE CAKE HAS MORE FAT IN IT THAN YOU"
The mayor of mayonnaise put mama june on blast with this shit
Please someone tweet this to him PLEASE
His bean "salad" was literally just baked beans mixed with mayo.
Bitches be calling ANYTHING cold a "salad"
That sounds absolutely disgusting. This is coming from someone who likes mayonnaise.
The worst part is that those aren’t table spoons, but serving spoons, each ‘heaping tablespoon’ is like 8 tablespoons
Fucking hell if he's not in the hospital from that then tf?
@@theonionsystem7779 he’s had multiple strokes and his videos now are just him on a mobility scooter narrating his wife smashing ingredients together
@@weiwu1442 To be fair it could also be bad genetics aswell.
@Ming Li Are you one of those science deniers?
Almost as bad as the person that added 5 teaspoons of liquid smoke to chicken
As a mexican, the cinco de mayo episode hurt me physically, mentally, and spiritually
My man thought Cinco de Mayo meant 5 mayonnaise
Flying Shovel Mann me too
My abuela was turning in her grave
You still have the bruises?
what the fuck is that pineapple cream cheese jello nightmare supposed to be? is that a perversion of a real recipe or some custom nightmare fuel from a man who's only even been to taco bell?
Same bro😂
he was making a chocolate cake then it somehow came out as a chunk of meat
pretty impressive if you ask me.
Gordon Ramsay's shitting himself rn.
I genuinely thought Critikal decided to swap to a burger recipe without saying anything.
a half cooked chunk of ground salmonella
It's the tablespoon heap of mayonnaise. I tell you, it makes the world of a difference.
The thing is it wasn't even rare, IT WAS RAW. IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE HE PUT IT ON THE PAN FOR LIKE 2 SECONDS AND TOOK IT OFF CALLING IT EDIBLE
Not just a terrible chef but also a child abuser who wouldve known
cant forget he supports genocide too lol
he called his second son Jack Jr. not his first born son, so just that fact alone Garret was fucked, I would feel so unloved from the get go if my dad named my new baby brother Jack Jr. after him and I being older just got Garret, like even if you can say "maybe Mum named Garret and Jack wasn't around for the first son's birth" but even that seems sketchy and still shit to name the second son after you
@@Ilivepuppys There could also be the possibility of:
"Oh, I'm Jack and I have a second son now. I had months to think of a name but the only ones I could think of were "Garret too" and "Jack jr".
That meat at the end was probably the equivalent of going outside and biting a cow
YE
With the cow being dipped in mayonnaise beforehand
@@realhumanbean7915 and stuffed with butter
I swear I can still hear those patties mooing
Zusia Rosenthal 😂
@@realhumanbean7915 how does one dip a cow in mayonnaise. I'm actually curious.
He's survived two strokes. Can't imagine how they came about.
Seriously?
@@thestonedwolf3158 Yep. Along with multiple bouts of salmonella. The way this man cooks Chicken and meat in general is ... ineffective.
Wow, it doesn't surprise me at all. I mean, I don't think you're supposed to eat ground beef like that, much less chicken or pork. Lol
@@michaelkitchin9665 surprised he's not immune by now
@@Wheresmy240 eating rare beef is a thing but with chicken you really need to be careful
If he was a doctor he would put 3 heaping scoops of mayo in your iv bag
at least four heaping scoops of mayonnaise
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Perfection
If he was an actual doctor, I really think he would add three heaping injections of plasma during your transfusion.
(Yes, I have henceforth dubbed plasma the mayonnaise of medicine)
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As someone who hates mayonnaise this makes me feel physically sick. I genuinely had to look away
Mayonnaise is fucking disgusting
Omg Livvy! I think I saw your insta once, hope ur okay!
mayo is just......rancid. thats all I can say. whoever came up with it probably was high
as someone who LOVES mayonnaise, this video also makes me physically sick lmao this man is a criminal actually 😭
I hate mayo and beans so the first one made me physically ill
BEANS + MAYONNAISE; the salad of choice for real turbo men
yeehaw
It will create some turbo turds for sure 😂
@@arintheseatsesh6242 hello brother
Question: is mayonnaise an instrument????
“Sorry mama, is only Boris”
I've seen hospitals sell Jack's cook books in the gift shop...
It's good for business
😏
Are you joking? That should be illegal.
It's just...good business...
The hospital is the place you should be after eating from this guy
They prob get a lot of money from people getting heart attacks from eating gallons of mayonnaise
*takes out that one small bean of fat*
*adds a tub of mayo*
Good to see he's watching his caloric intake.
Helth
@@jazmynes9474 halth indeed
@@CryoMythic ...Are you assuming it's common knowledge that the little nodule in pork and beans cans is the only pork in them? Cuz this is most certainly not a "No shit" moment
@Blake r/mildlyintresting
@@CryoMythic r/therewasanattempt
So this guy's story got more interesting as it went on. On a podcast a while back, he recalled a time where his teenage son was having rage issues (and drug issues too, marijuana), and "put his hands on his dad's wife." Not sure to what extent this violence went; it wasn't made clear. What Jack described in detail was how he grabbed his son, threw him to the floor, and started choking him out. He said he wanted to kill him, and didn't know if he would stop. This continued until his son's nose was bleeding, which made him stop. Jack expressed confusion why his son wouldn't fight back, thinking that it might have been out of fear, respect, or love. Later, Jack kicked his son out of the house and said he wasn't ever welcome back. He repeated several times on the podcast that he considered himself a great parent. The son was from Jack's first marriage, and I think it was implied some of the issues might have come from him moving back and forth between houses during the co-parenting. He said all of this with no hesitation, his wife in the room, and seemed to think it was an example of his stellar parenting.
Later in that video he mentioned a time visiting a church where the pastor advocated "napalming the palestinians," and his response was "where do I sign up?" Kept laughing about it and expressed his admiration for the pastor.
The podcast is "Sunday Evening Coffee" if you want to look it up.
Nah wtf is up w the cookingwithjack lore💀💀
"drug"
My roommate who makes nothing but air-fried frozen food, and microwaves avocados said "weird this guy usually makes good food" I physically recoiled from that statement
The hell is wrong with ur roommate?
@@loger_2floofyboogaloo278 Hes lazy thats what wrong with him.
@Haderowe Granie yes he also air fries hotdogs.
@@godofhate4167 why the fuck would he microwave an avocado in the first place
He is evolving backwards in culinary taste
“it looks like a hate crime in a pan” is the best description of jack’s monstrosity i could’ve imagined
LMAO
Bros food looks like a biohazard 💀
consuming this is chemical warfare
5:37 lmaooo
Jack doesn't use paint on his walls he just uses mayonnaise
2 heaping tablespoons
@@isabellrose2308 3 heapings?
@@DrkStmpunkr nope, 4 heaping jarfulls
He uses mayonnaise like that cheapskate used a brick
@@DrkStmpunkr nada, 5 heaping gallons
Jack, this was not what the doctor meant when he told you to eat more salads.
When he said “mayonnaise cake” I legit said “no” out loud. I am home alone
@Aiyaluna Yourke How does it taste? Me and my buddies wanna make it out of curiosity but it sounds like a food the Chinese use to torture prisoners
Lo-fi Teen you’d be surprised it’s low key the secret ingredient in a lot of good cake recipes
My granny used to make it. That shit was fuckin 🔥🔥🔥
And then everyone clapped
Lo-fi Teen Mayo is literally just eggs and oil. It’s no different than adding eggs and oil into the better seperately. Mayo’s used in a lot of recipes and you wouldn’t even know!
I feel like this guy made a lot of this shit as a kid and everyone told him his food was good so they wouldn't hurt his feelings
I think it's the other way around, everyone told him his food was shit and know that he is an adult and no-one can't stop him he is on the loose
Him as a kid: *Scoops up his own shit and adds mayo on it and calls it a chocolate cake*
His parent: we're raising a future world star chef...
@@JustUncomon
Finally some good fucking food.
That's me
@@JustUncomon Fun fact he owns 26 restaurants around the world and has 56 Michelin stars and he's regarded as one of the best chefs in the world. Lucky for us peasants he's offer to share his secret through this youtube channel.
"You can smell the chest pain!"
You can also smell the motor in the mixer dying as it churns 16 sticks of butter.
Wonder how hard it is to churn boy butter...
@@Hawallanxx depends. Butter from the fridge is a pain to churn manually
Benjamin that is why I use fresh churned butter. It is generally a lot lighter and is easier to beat
You guys know he had a stroke right? He can’t use his right arm anymore
Dunkaroos I’ll admit, my boy isn’t looking too good
those burgers we’re still BREATHING bro i did NOT need to see that LMFAO☹️
the chopped up cream cheese was actually frozen mayonnaise
And the cool whip was just refrigerated mayonnaise
Disgusting, but my fatass would still eat it.
Dads Homemade Clam Chowder how did you know
@@kyanlee4688 mayonnaise is the secret ingredient to my dad's homade clam chowder
Plot twist: he’s actually an assassin teaching u how to poison people without poison
Diabetes: Agent 47
That would actually make perfect sense! 😳
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A spoonful of the stuff he's making would make people shoot themselves for you
If he was my dad, I would be already at the adoption center.
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HOW HE MIXED JELLO AND AMERICAN CHEESE
and cool whip
Cream cheese too
Yum my favorite
I’m assuming you didn’t notice the Pineapple and Cheese.
*WHICH IS JUST PINEAPPLE PIZZA WITHOUT THE SAUCE*
After seeing a morbidly obese child eat spoonfuls of "Miwacle weep" I've learned not to question what Americans do
I find myself coming back and watching this video very regularly
"You know what that is? It's fat."
Picks out a tiny chunk of fat from the beans
Proceeds to add a gallon of mayo to the beans...
Why couldn’t he just enjoy the baked beans by themselves, they are so good
@iamar Grood ew. How do you even eat this product designed to be eaten?
Go back to reddit you arachnophobic subhuman.
@@gabyottich7020 He's one fat cube away from death.
AlexBertil subhuman cause he is afraid of spiders?
@@SirPieRoyal Lmao I just noticed what that dude said.
I've been smoking for 4 years and this video gave me the worst chest pain of my life.
This guy's cooking recipes are probably more unhealthy than smoking tbh
This shit will give you cancer before the cigs do
GARCELLO MOD IRL????!?!
@@manwithaplan2001 stfu
@@manwithaplan2001 shut up stinky
“How to make pancakes”
*FIRST WE GET THE MAYONNAISE*
From my latest victim tied up in a basement
Guess you could say he was jacked off
T R A S H C A N then we add a gallon of Gatorade and put it in the microwave for 2 minutes and pour vinegar on it
trash gang🖤
Redhot Pheonix 🖤
Excuse me WHAT THE FUCK
Fun Fact: Jack’s ancestors trace back to Jak the Mayo, a ferocious viking who celebrated his victory’s but downing multiple tubs of mayonnaise. He had a infamously short carrer as a viking, lack of modern day heart medication proved to be his down fall.
All of the dishes through all of its stages looked like variations of vomit.
The steak looks like he took a dump
The plain cooked noodles looked okay tho...I'd prefer those over everything that he 'cooks'
The hamburgers looked like bloody turds
please stop
In fairness, all food looks like a kind of vomit because that's all vomit is
Medium rare he says as the cow screams in pain and agony while it's being covered in mayo
To quote Gordon Ramsay: It's raw.
@@Tiger_42_ Gordon Ramsay while eating the cow "finally some good f' food"
Still better then well-done
@@theguythatasked6400 bro eating raw ground meat is incredibly dangerous. While steak is edible as soon as the outside has been cooked, ground meat has a risk of being contaminated with parasites and bacteria unless cooked through properly
thanks for this comment, it inspired me to write a paragraph or so long comment..it's terrifying
Well photosynthesis seems like a viable option now
Y'know... the pineapple thing started looking like it could be a thing. ... and then he dumped a literal entire container of cool whip on it, and I was disgusted.
Fun trivia: Jack has had two strokes already, so now one of his arms don't work properly yet he still eats the same unhealthy food as usual.
jesus christ
Dear god...
He's also survived salmonella twice if I recall
@@confusedaf1112 the one I remember was with the McCormick Bag N' Season review, which was also around the time when he made that bad canning video.
God almighty....
I think I pissed a little when he added the whip cream
I nearly vomited
@@brentmadison7605 I shat myself
To the pineapple fruit?
Spartan 3124 I snotrocketed all over my pants
I looked up into my window and realized my face was contorted with disgust
There's a website called "Down with Jack Scalfani" and it analyzes nearly everything he's done and why it's wrong. Apparently it's significant because it's the first result when you search him up on Google.
Mikel Edits the tldr is he choked the shit out of his oldest son for smoking weed, the church he goes to is led by a convicted murderer, he advocated for “napalming Palestinians”, and he’s overall an unpleasant, rude, hypocritical person.
For anyone who hasn't, visit that website. It is quite the ride.
i change my pfp constantly maybe cuz choking ur son isn't acceptable
@i change my pfp constantly punishment vs choking him and kicking him out at 16
@i change my pfp constantly I mean, grounding him for a month or whatever would be punishment, but aggravated assault is *slightly* different. It isn't effective discipline either, since it was done in anger (presumably) and without any sort of structure or grace. By convention, an ad hominem would go here. I think we're better than that, so I won't include one.
Come back 4 years later to talk about the drama!
“This looks like a hate crime in a pan” sounds like something Gordon Ramsay would say
Yeah it’s not like cheap taste buds like me would say it’s good
It really would!
I am now at least 7 or 8 heaping spoonfuls more confident about my own cooking.
AbOuT TwO -Trillian- HeApInG TAbLeSpOonS oF MaNAyous
normal people on warm days: "i need a cold drink"
jack on a warm day: "i need a cold jar of mayonaise"
And his wife would like some cold cheese.
Duh.
Friday night dinner :D
@@ItsOnlyFaye YESSS finally someone who gets the fucking joke, yess youre a real one such an elite show
@@stewie1606 *shaloms away into the darkness*
The tomato salad could be good. When I worked at a BBQ joint we had tomato avocado salad. But that was tomato, avocado and red onion mixed with the house salad dressing. It was good, but there was a lot more veg and a lot less oil...
Edit: Also Mayo cake is actually pretty good, since it was a Great Depression meal people made when oil and eggs weren't available to a lot of people.
Even the tomato-macaroni salad isn't that bad. It's a pretty standard side-dish at any bbq party where I live. I don't think I have ever been to a bbq, professional or otherwise, where they don't serve a variation of that dish. Though usually it has chopped up hardboiled eggs, seasoning and ketchup mixed in as well. And a bit less mayo.
That doesn’t make it good…
That tomato salad is pretty common in Greece, although without the 2 tons of water and oregano. Tastes quite good too, even better if you add some feta cheese to it
That “heaping tablespoon” has to be at least 3 tablespoons..
Eh more like 2
@@nyalan8385 Nah that's 3
More like 5
hes using a literal spoon...
It's probably 6 or more on each spoonful. That's a LOT of mayo he is using. Especially considering that's one big ass spoon.
Category: Gaming
I mean, Jack is gambling with his own life here.
At least he isn't gambling on his wife (Is making fun of ProJared still in?)
Hahahahaha i'm dying (no pun intended)
@@dfkman it will never be out
@@victorhugo127 but I like pun. It was dark and good.
imagine jack was your single parent and every night you where served his food after school
Probably what happens there is the kid gets used to his dad’s food and then hates normal food and doesn’t understand why every house he gets invited to makes garbage.
Yeah, I think I'm going to call child services. He actually has a child.
I would probably loose so much weight, I wouldn’t eat anything at home at all. His entire fridge is just shredded cheese, mayonnaise, and cream cheese.
I’d die of obesity and food poison
My 13th reason
Jack somehow always uses the wrong kitchen tool for whatever he's doing.
His hot sauce is probably just one jalapeno finely chopped with 3 heaping spoons of Mayo.
don't forget the white vinegar
@@onepieceofbbq6357 and a litre of grease
Four caps of white vinegar... 3.5 HEAPING tablespoons of Mayo.. and half a jar of oregano.. move over Gordon Ramsay. Can never have enough seasoning!
@@thekathal With 2 cups of sugar
@@weed1726 and some lava for extra spice
If you don't own any mayonnaise you can always substitute it for mayonnaise.
For real, eggless mayonnaise can be used if you are vegetarian
@@meevil24 imagine not eating *meet.* Ha.
This post was sponsored by meat-meat eat-eat gang
didn't thought of that tho
or cheese
Ah fuck I said "meet" not "meat"
This makes school lunches look like a masterpiece from the gods
@Loaded that sounds like sloppy joes
@Prod by Draxo sounds like a Messy Kyle then
I would buy nachos from my schools snack bar for lunch every day. Which was essentially a stale bag of off brand tostitos, and a heated cup of separated and coagulated nacho cheese.
I would rather eat that every day for the rest of my life than these mayo monstrosities lmao
@Demon time 😈 i felt ya.
In middle school,Lunch is nightmare.
I’m glad that they make it’s optional in high school like you can eat everything you want.
Though an unpopular opinion, I did enjoy the breakfast pizza at school.
every spoonful of mayonnaise activated my fight or flight reflexes
Who hurt this man's taste buds so bad that he has to eats Lucifer's leftovers to find some kind of flavor
Clearly he was attacked by TWO HEAPING SPOONFULS OF MAYONAISE
It is said that in order to find FlavorTown Guy Fieri had to sacrifice one individual who is chosen at random to forever be lost in the sea of flavor to forever be turned around to what actual good food is. lol
This is what happens when you grow up poor and your mom adds mayo to everything in an attempt to make things more filling.
Justin Cruse I know right
Lucifer seems to have some pretty good taste based off of the show, don’t think he’d touch this shit
Normal salad: a balanced portion of lettuce, cabbage, carrots,
Jack’s salad: exactly 8 sticks of butter, 17 hotdogs, 22 cans of baked beans, 3 AA batteries, 1 Lamborghini Aventador , and no fewer than 57 jars of mayonnaise topped with a teaspoon of salt
Top quality stuff right there. Much better than the nasty green stuff.
don't forget the jet propellent
And a bunch of iPhones.
Foa da T A N G
I don't know why the "3 AA batteries" was what got me to laugh.
Imagine asking him for some water and he hands you a glass of water with two heaping scoops of mayonnaise in it.
I'm guessing a couple of heaps of mayo is a running theme with his recipes, I'm starting to think he has shares in Hellman's mayonnaise
Greg Larson LOL
Imagine the same thing but instead of mayonnaise it's cum
Hah, 2 and a half packs of cream cheese
@@brettmccurdy3836
"Cream" cheese...
It's like a mad scientist replaced every cell in a human victim with bacteria and gave him a kitchen and a camera
The "party cheese salad" was literally thrown together by an old woman with dementia
Unfortunately, that's some par for the course mid century cooking. My grandma once mad something like that for Christmas. The flavor wasn't pleasant, but it was bareable. The worst part was the texture. It felt like if someone mixed gelatin and a bowl of vomit. She loved Jello salads.
Look up 1930s gelatin food.🤢
@@moistmoist8067 the flavor of the party cheese salad is awful, it tastes like raw mold im not exaggerating
ive made the dish. ive tried it. its bad.
• Oh Dang • like tuna gelatin, or was that the 1960’s?
@ANDON HOWARD how tf else was i supposed to figure out what it tasted like lmao
This is probably the dude that types “mayonnaise as butter substitute” on google
You must have got a 8 inch stick
Actually on bread stuff especially grilled cheese it works great with a small amount and it doesn't taste like mayo
You’ve got some balls
Either way he just dumps both into the "food."
@@jaydenthomas4579 mayo *can* be used as a substitute for butter, but only with specific things and in small amounts. It's great for toasting bread and tortillas and it actually tastes better than using butter to me. Good for making hot sandwiches, grilled cheese, burritos, and whatever else.
mayo is really gross on anything that isn't a cold sandwich, and even then lots of people don't like that. I only find it useful for bread toasting aside from that. Watching Jack is genuinely nauseating, though...
"Heaping tablespoon of Mayo" is the new "Two shots of vodka"
Truth lmao
Stop trying to make it happen it won't happen
"What's the matter pussy, you've never seen two shots of vodka before?" will always be the funniest thing ever.
More like two shots of Vinegar. Vodka is for pussies
Exactly😂😂
This is like mixing random sauces together to make one mystery sauce as a kid-
Whenever I’m hungry I watch this and then I’m okay with not eating for another 5hours 🙂
Don’t forget your daily dose of three heaping spoons of mayonnaise
He the type of person to inject mayonnaise into himself and call it a vaccine
@@Dog-wp5oj I don’t think a syringe can hold three heaping spoons of Mayo
@@jayce-__-_-_- thanks Dio
LMAO XD
I'm more shocked this guy has a BBQ sauce brand instead of mayonnaise brand
it's probably mayonaise named barberque
Brown mayo
@@desmenjohnston7623 like my shit.
Jack knows a good mayonnaise when he sees one. He would not dare tamper with the Best Foods mayonnaise
Ingredients to his BBQ:
-3 heaping spoons of mayonnaise
-3 more healings spoons of mayonnaise
-BBQ colored food coloring
When I was a kid my friend and I would rummage through all the old cans of paint and chemicals in his dad's garage and mix a whole bunch of them in an old bucket to see what kind of horrible concoction we could brew... We didn't know it at the time, but we were making some groundbreaking salads!
I did that, but I was stupid enough to play with a lighter little did I know electrolysis makes hydrogen and chlorine, I filled my lungs with so much hydrochloric acid I could spit on the concrete and watch it bubble, I don't know how I didn't die or need to go to the hospital
@@bearcatben4762 I played with a cigarette lighter once when I was like 5 and set a carpet on fire. I tried to put it out with a garden watering can we had under the sink.
@@confusedaf1112 cant sweep that under the rug
@@bearcatben4762 That is pretty accurate. We never replaced the carpet. The burnt spots are still there.
Bearcat Ben How are you alive good sir?
this is literally the concoctions you and your friends would make during lunch in middle school
This guy’s cooking has that gross mid-century vibe to it. From the 1950’s to the 1980’s, a LOT of recipes had a lot of mayonnaise, jello, and canned crap in it. Usually all 3.
Nice
I bet he hoarded 1970s cookbooks and now recreates them on a daily basis. He probably is now used to the taste or fried, baked and cold mayo; others might vomit, but he wont.
That’s just as bad as slavery. Mayo and jello and canned crap... that’s an abomination to cooking. So glad I was born after the 80s
I got heartburn watching this video
Well some canned stuff is worth using. Canned tomatoes for instance I don't have anything else
Nothing says spanish food like americain cheese and pineapple.
Yeah but this isn’t food this is a hate crime
@@Venom_76 but I did
@@Venom_76 and now you’ve been ratioed, how do you feel?
To be fair, that part wasn't the Cinco De Mayo video, it was the Party Cheese Salad video
Dont forget the cool whip
Watching him cook has to be one of the rings in hell.
smile it's just a game *eating the cooking
@@carlosisnotafascist9480
Thats the next one down
It would be a nice punishment for gluttony
@@carlosisnotafascist9480 I can't even imagine the pure horror 😢
@@czerwonykwadrat6843 please don't give Satan ideas 🤮🤮🤮🤮
That food look like it was made at a middle school lunch table