kay seems like the brightest and the most wholesome person I'll ever see but that food is going in the next resident evil game as the catalyst for the new virus.
As a korean i can confirm that is 100% a "Korean meal" every weekend when i go to my grandmothers house I pray that i get my weekly ration of a teaspoon of rice and unseasoned chicken
I am just wondering. What does she eat? She thrives from the joy of making crappy food, or something? I have no idea, she doesn't taste anything while cooking and when she finishes those masterpieces, she just gives them to her son
@@huggies4hobid526 i see and no need to worry about someone's questions on the Internet. I'm not gonna dox or cyber bully you for not giving the answer
@@brazillianism8038 it does taste of ginger but it also has a very warm quality akin to spices like cinnamon and turmeric and is sweet, so i don't think it's as bitter or 'spicy' as regular ginger or ginger beer
I doubt he will, I don't wanna be an asshole but he seems like the type who live with a parent for his whole life, and to be fair to him getting a place in UK is tough especially with the cost of living so he's making a good choice but at least learn to cook or teach your mum to cook
@@lsghost5805 that is really rude Lee seems like a very sweet man, who helps his mother with her youtuber series, he still looks young and finding his place in the world and you know what I feel he could start a cooking channel too I think he cooked a couple things on his youtube channel but he never fully commited?
I get the feeling she is just the nicest person ever so no one had the heart to tell her she can't cook for shit. They just gulped it down, smiled and barfed it up in the restroom 5 min later to avoid the various health complications that come with eating Kays cooking.
i love how the dish doesnt have a name, and when she presents it shes like ''so this is Korean Meal'' ah yes, Korean Meal, the favorite korean street food. its litterally the only thing they eat, every day of their lives. porkchops, unwashed white rice, store bought bbq sauce and garlic cloves cut in 4 pieces. they have survived with this diet ever since Canada teamed up with Gengis Khan to win the korean war in 1912
People think Kay's trolling but look at that pan that has the non-stick layer completely scratched off the bottom, does this woman look like she is joking?
Tbh she seems seems like a really wholesome mother who just wants to make a good meal for her family but she dosnt improve without any advice or proper cooking recipes
@@LosianOne Even a alt-lite or conservative would classify it as pretty racist and xenophobic. You can dig around and find the full info on a bunch of obscure channels that document the kay cooking lore. Enter at your own risk. Its really bizarre and disturbing.
Amazingly, in Kay's defense, 'toasting' rice in the pan with only oil is not only a real thing, but if anything slightly advanced lol. That woman is an enigma.
quite contrary to popular belief, Kay's Cooking is actually the greatest cooking videos on youtube. I appreciate the brutal honesty of Kay's incompetence. Kay is all out there, giving it all she has. That deserves a sticker
The fact he is overweight on her food is sad. He isn't even getting fat on good bad food! Haha (I hope he usually just goes to a takeout place, for his sake, unhealthily though it may be!)
Cooking shit foods is actually her polite way of throwing away her son out of her house. That's why she feels bad she had to result to that monstrosity. 😂
She's trying her damnedest, even if it turns out to be biological warfare weapons. Reminds me of my aunts cooking. Everyone at the table chokes it down and smiles, with many excuses for not eating much of "I ate before I arrived" or "I'm allergic to X seasoning" lmao.
Love how she's always like "This is how I was shown to do it" either implying that other people cook like this or attempting to deflect blame for making these culinary abominations
Cruel and unusual punishment is banned by the eighth amendment to the United States constitution, and Article 5 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.
@@solmoman don’t they just mean a comparison of a Big Mac vs her version I don’t think they mean that a Big Mac is the most mind blowing food he could have
@@lavaguanix6804 the only reason those ingredients actually get used before he eats them is because Jack himself is making it and even he won't eat it.
They would make biohazard waste capable of poisoning the atmosphere and everyone would suffocate to death with their deteriorated lungs, except for these two goobers because they have built and immunity
Here's how you do it: Drop mincemeat straight into the skillet with a glob of cold butter NEXT to it. Now you may turn on the stove at medium. Keep an eye on that meat but don't you dare touch it. Once the bottom is a shade darker than pink, turn that shit over and let it sit. Once the butter is melted, wait until the bottom of the meat has fused to the pan and then you may scoop what is left onto your slice of white bread with a single unwashed lettuce leaf.
She cooks and preps things backwards, like legitimately in the reverse order of how any sane person would. She dumps flour on things to make baked goods, except calzones which are done without greasing or flouring the work area and then overstuffing them, she cooks her garlic *first* in a dish, a vegetable very well known for cooking fast, dips her balls of mince in egg instead of mixing them with egg and stabilizer all at once, the list just goes on!
As a culinary student, I am horrified. She has done literally *nothing* right. Edit: just want to clarify, I am referring to her techniques. Anyone can see the end result is garbage, but how she got there was wrong in every conceivable way.
Centuries* I don't know where she got the recipe from, if she even got one... it looked like she heared someone saying that he ate a calzone one time and make it based on his 10 second description of what it is
I only hope because he's been eating it his whole life he acquired the taste for it. Imagine him going to a super fancy restaurant and getting revolted.
I went through so many emotions watching this🤣 First I was very concerned, then that turned to shock followed by anger and disgust and finally empathy and sadness. That being said I still laughed through the entire thing.
-Come here son for the final shot, my video is almost done. Let's hope this one gets enough views so we can pay the surgery Snowflake needs. Hush now, you'll see everything will be alright.
It feels surreal.. kay is like a child doing their best to make a meal while not knowing any fundamentals of cooking. Meanwhile the son acts as the parent that eats it and, despite it tasting like terrible, supports her giving the food a thumbs up as to not hurt her feelings
Do you notice how keenly Kay awaits her son's appraisal each time, and how she beams with happiness when he invariably gives her food a thumb's up? It's just so endearing :-)
Nobody should let this woman go into the hells kitchen show at all I cant imagine the gordon ramsay's face when he looks at this woman making corona virus 3.0
ive never been more thankful to have the food i had growing up and also the way she put her left hand like she was cutting with it but instead doing nothing had me gone😂
I just keep cringing at the fact that she's scraping and scratching her nonstick pan coating with metal utensils. No wonder the mincemeat keeps sticking
@Cathory because they literally aren't cooks, government gives them shitty food that's made to make it easier to feed masses of people. Lunch ladies just heat the stuff up and put it together. It's not like they're purposely making garbage
I did the exact same thing like 10 times and then stumbled upon a comments that said “her son probably shot himself because he had to eat that shit since he was a child and now he has to do it on camera” and “she violates the Geneva convention by feeding this to her son” and my whole respiratory system collapsed for a good couple of minutes
Pixar's Ratatouille taught us anyone can cook. Kay taught us that doesn't mean anyone should.
not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere
Blue apron teaches us that anyone can cook once again.
gold to you
Cooking is an important life skill but some people shouldn't learn it
pixar's ratatouille taught us anyone can cook (with a rat on their head).
Plot Twist: Her son is actually a sentient mass of all the food she has ever cooked, animated by the sheer amount of bacteria
*Kay*
Matriarch of Minced Meat
Emissary of Eggs
Femme Fatale of Flour
Servant of Salmonella
Hire her as your personal chef now! Call 1-800-YUK-FOOD
Deucey Dee servant of salmonella lmaoooo
Deucey Dee LMFAAO
Holy shit I think your on to something
bruhh
She makes the food stick to a non-stick pan, that’s quite an achievement
She should get an award
It’s like a talent
lol
Remember when Gordon Ramsay mentioned something about food not sticking in non-stick pans?
Starting to doubt that now...
If you consistently scrape the bottom of the pan with a fork you ruin the non-stick layer
kay seems like the brightest and the most wholesome person I'll ever see but that food is going in the next resident evil game as the catalyst for the new virus.
LOL
😂😂😂
"Hasta luego"
I fucking died when i saw “going in the next resident evil game”
Her food is the manifestation of all the hate her bubbly personality doesn’t allow her to vent.
It’s evil. In a pure way.
_Throws raw garlic and BBQ sauce in a pot_
Kay: *Korean Meal*
Pretty accurate tbh
@@Faithmaxxing23 but she forgot soy sauce
*sawuse
And she nails it
@@_Yeeboi_ any north korean would probably love this
I love that every recipe is like:
“A Thing”
and then “Redo: A Thing”
than she ends her videos by saying: 'that's roughly how you do A Thing .... ' hahahaha
And the redo is worse, somehow.
You Can(Not) Redo
A Thing My Way
As a korean i can confirm that is 100% a "Korean meal" every weekend when i go to my grandmothers house I pray that i get my weekly ration of a teaspoon of rice and unseasoned chicken
Covered in barbecue sauce though right
Oh so that's what you guys drink so much soju! It all makes sense now
/s
Went from south Korean barbeque to north Korean 'failed to stage a coup'
North Korea 🇰🇵
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She’s not afraid of cross contamination, cross contamination is afraid of her
i like how shes aware of her bad cooking and never actually tastes it herself and just gives it to her son
I am just wondering. What does she eat? She thrives from the joy of making crappy food, or something? I have no idea, she doesn't taste anything while cooking and when she finishes those masterpieces, she just gives them to her son
Poor bastard
😂
@@sunt7918 theres one where he just tells her how bad it is... Its pretty funny😂
@@mikaelsongameofwar2360 then she eats him?
I love how gingerly she moves while plating the radioactive residue she feeds he son with.
Speaking of ginger, I’ve got a craving for ginger snaps now
@@ricecooker7037 i keep hearing about ginger bread when almost Christmas and I'm curious how does it taste? Is it taste like ginger or just a name
@@brazillianism8038 it's kinda hard to explain. I've had it a couple of times and it's sweet and has a strong taste. I can't explain it is so weird😭
@@huggies4hobid526 i see and no need to worry about someone's questions on the Internet. I'm not gonna dox or cyber bully you for not giving the answer
@@brazillianism8038 it does taste of ginger but it also has a very warm quality akin to spices like cinnamon and turmeric and is sweet, so i don't think it's as bitter or 'spicy' as regular ginger or ginger beer
"did someone get executed in her kitchen?"
where do you think all the minced meat came from?
Nobody knows what you're talking about unless you put a timestamp 9:23
@@chitakimushroom4309 i did
@@chitakimushroom4309 they will see it if they watch the vid till the end,....
lol my first thought was she had another son who never appears in future videos...
"not jammie dodgers again!" -crash-
@@chitakimushroom4309 Do you even watch the video?
Her ability to burn at least one thing in all of her meals isn't just talent, it's her signature style
I love her son having "stand up for cancer" t-shirt while consuming the most cancerous food ever created in both civilian and military sector
@Woiller- Relic You are an actual brainlet. Get out of here
Well, apparently he stands for it, not against it.
Comments like these are what make life worth living.
Woiller- Relic Yeah but you use HIGH QUALITY MEAT when you eat it raw. Not fucking ground beef you bought at Walmart
Courier Six mmmhhhh it’s like eating cookie dough out of the tube
"Can we go to McDonald's?" "No son, we have undercooked minced meat at home"
PsychoticLeprachaun 😂😂😂🤣
PsychoticLeprachaun per-fucking-et
Unseasoned. You forgot the key word.
"We have Big Mac at home!"
*Big Mac at home*
PsychoticLeprachaun that’s maybe a ton of moms
i really honestly love how she exclusively wears iron maiden merchandise
I bet if Iron Maiden knew, they wish she wouldn't when recording videos.
@@OmniscientWarrior Actualy, Iron Maiden pays her for promoting their band
Now I know who NOT too buy from.
funny thing is, she said in a qna that she doesn't listen to iron maiden
She essentially cooks Iron Maiden merchandise
Such hidden talent! Truly a diamond in a rough. I can imagine her son crying a fountain in utter awe everytime she starts cooking, her way.
I want to know her secret to how she makes food stick to a non-stick pan
The secret is scraping 97% of the Teflon out.
Not Neo the secret is using epoxy glue as the main ingredient
Scrapped pan and adding meat to the pan together with the oil while the oil or lard didn't melt or get hot yet.
@@DaRkLoRdZoRc Also, cooking on highest heat, which ruins teflon.
@@alisher1984 Teflon also kinda sucks. Get cast iron or carbon steel, season the pan with some oil and you should never have anything stick to it.
That bang at 9:10 was Kay’s son finally dropping dead
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Underrated
this made my day
@@Chingerz
yoooo chill 😂
I suspect that by "korean meal" her friend meant the food she ate while being imprisoned in a North Korean labour camp.
lmao
omfg your so right
i just watched an hour long north korea documentary directly before watching this and the first comment is see is about north korea
Far too much food for that lol
nice job copying the joke someone made in the video
i hope that lee will one day leave the mother bird's nest and discover what food actually tastes like. he deserves it.
I doubt he will, I don't wanna be an asshole but he seems like the type who live with a parent for his whole life, and to be fair to him getting a place in UK is tough especially with the cost of living so he's making a good choice but at least learn to cook or teach your mum to cook
@@lsghost5805 that is really rude Lee seems like a very sweet man, who helps his mother with her youtuber series, he still looks young and finding his place in the world and you know what I feel he could start a cooking channel too I think he cooked a couple things on his youtube channel but he never fully commited?
I get the feeling she is just the nicest person ever so no one had the heart to tell her she can't cook for shit. They just gulped it down, smiled and barfed it up in the restroom 5 min later to avoid the various health complications that come with eating Kays cooking.
she sacrificed basic common sense in the culinary category for eternal kindness
Mhm
When you only level charisma on your video game character.
@@The_White in a cooking game
@@nemo-x "She cooks everything, so it shouldn't cause health complications." There can be health complications by eating coal too.
This is what Gordon Ramsay sees when he has sleep paralysis
I usually just see a flaming hell when that happens
seems pretty chill now.
⠀ yes
⠀ copy of other comment
someone responds to every single one of these videos with this
This is what WE ALL see when we have sleep paralysis
i love how the dish doesnt have a name, and when she presents it shes like ''so this is Korean Meal''
ah yes, Korean Meal, the favorite korean street food. its litterally the only thing they eat, every day of their lives. porkchops, unwashed white rice, store bought bbq sauce and garlic cloves cut in 4 pieces. they have survived with this diet ever since Canada teamed up with Gengis Khan to win the korean war in 1912
So grateful you stoped typing. Any more and I would have DIED of ASPHYXIATION 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I laughed procedually more louder at this
@@chessislive2790 I'm pretty sure this was satire
@@kairusawatari I was not so sure thank you for clarifying good sir. I don't think I will ever trust the internet from this point on
@@chessislive2790 isn’t that ironic
3:02
It somehow manages to succeed being simultaneously overcooked and raw
Her son’s face when he eats her food look like me trying to smile after I get a shitty gift on Christmas
OKLAHOMA SKATING fuck thanks for reminding me of christmas, now my anxiety over that is gonna start early
1st world problems.
OKLAHOMA SKATING great comparison
Does he know what real food even tastes like?🤦🏾♀️
@@Hero-oz9gx no. 2nd and third world countries have better food 🤦🏾♀️ I've visited. It's a shame her food is actually so bad
She tried feed the homeless once. They politely declined.
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I SWEAR TO GOD TH-cam I TRIED TO LIKE THIS COMMENT 7 TIMES IN FUCKING TOTAL OH NY GID
She tried to feed starving children in war-torn countries and they declined as well.
Even the North Koreans continued munching on their bag of grass looking at her North Korean ration meal.
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I like how she just says "This is Korean Meal" as if there's only one
timestamp?
@@dysfallacyyt 5:28
This is THE Korean meal. The only one they shall eat from now on.
@@symbiotesoda1148 as a korean living in korea rn that looks terrible
She actually says "This is A Korean meal", not "This is Korean meal".
People think Kay's trolling but look at that pan that has the non-stick layer completely scratched off the bottom, does this woman look like she is joking?
Youre mark suzckerverg alt account?
@@migo1228 Yes
The real MVP is her son. Bless that man's taste buds, or lack there of.
Swear she edits out him spitting it out
ah yes, one of the non-tasters
I feel so bad, she looks so wholesome, but no one is teaching her how to actually cook
Tbh she seems seems like a really wholesome mother who just wants to make a good meal for her family but she dosnt improve without any advice or proper cooking recipes
@@liquidsorrow minus the sprees of extremely racist and xenophobic social media rants, indeed.
@@thechurchofgravity I mean are they what an sjw would consider xenophobic and racist or what the definition of xenophobic and racist actually is.
@@LosianOne Even a alt-lite or conservative would classify it as pretty racist and xenophobic. You can dig around and find the full info on a bunch of obscure channels that document the kay cooking lore. Enter at your own risk. Its really bizarre and disturbing.
@@thechurchofgravity count me in lol
This woman violates the Geneva convention everytime she cooks
Amazingly, in Kay's defense, 'toasting' rice in the pan with only oil is not only a real thing, but if anything slightly advanced lol. That woman is an enigma.
Put this woman in Masterchef, she'll be disqualified for being a professional
No, disqualified before she starts making the execution meal they use to assassinate elephants.
Everyone on masterchef is a professional
I love how her son is wearing a “Stand Up To Cancer” shirt like he doesn’t already have 4 different types of cancer from his mom’s cooking.
Ahahahahahaha
LMFAO XAXAXAXAXAXA
How ya like my profile pic :)
hed be begging for cancer after getting whatever that hate crime gave him.
@BubbaFett The SuperSaiyan OverHeaven
*Nice*
She really thought fried rice was just raw rice in a pan lmao
Shes like halfway to a risotto
quite contrary to popular belief, Kay's Cooking is actually the greatest cooking videos on youtube. I appreciate the brutal honesty of Kay's incompetence. Kay is all out there, giving it all she has. That deserves a sticker
the way she scrapes pans, you would think iron deficiency is a myth
Maybe Teflon definiency. If there's even any left on her pans.
😂😂😂😂
such cringe every time i watch her scrape the teflon off the pan and get it on her food.
thats teflon bruh
And extra carbon from the burnt food
Her son just doesn't have tastebuds anymore, he's just so used to this shit lmao
the poor soul
No spice.
Im surprised his teeth are still intact
Leisure It’s his mom and he’s probably used to it, don’t think you would call stuff your mom makes nasty or bad.
eeet's noice. very noice...
Kay’s cooking is like world war 2 happening all over again
Her son needs to be liberated
Nah it’s the start of ww3
Rumour has it that Archduke Franz Ferdinand tried to make one of Kay's meals so they fucking shot him
ww2 had better rations
your comment made me laugh harder than i've ever laughed
That popping sound was her son shooting himself, realizing he had to taste another Kay meal
Ryan J I mean wouldn’t you
The fact he is overweight on her food is sad. He isn't even getting fat on good bad food! Haha
(I hope he usually just goes to a takeout place, for his sake, unhealthily though it may be!)
😂😂
I'm actually dead 😂
SleepingAgent yeah I feel like the son only eats her food because he feels bad for her.
The way she looked at her son when he was eating the garlic devastation sauce made me really sad
Really cause the way he looked while eating it made me sad
Why did i laugh so hard at this
Cooking shit foods is actually her polite way of throwing away her son out of her house. That's why she feels bad she had to result to that monstrosity. 😂
He is wholesome to eat the trash can
she's like "damn you're actually eating it? lmfaooooo"
I adore Kay so much, her cooking sucks but I just can't hate her, she seems like such a genuine and wholesome woman
She's trying her damnedest, even if it turns out to be biological warfare weapons. Reminds me of my aunts cooking. Everyone at the table chokes it down and smiles, with many excuses for not eating much of "I ate before I arrived" or "I'm allergic to X seasoning" lmao.
Tbh you gotta admire Kay, she always goes back to try cooking again and again. Its a never give up attitude
very wholesome indeed
Same 🥰
Meh
5:35 his eyes literally said "save me" while eating a wonderful dish
All her wooden spoons have burns all over them and its an electric stove
What did you expect
Good eye lol
Lolzz
Even i with a gas Steve none of them are burned and they are quite old
@@Powalag And Gas Steve is well known to like burning shit up.
Kay just masterminded the best excuse ever..
"The Koreans told me to do it"
It was requested by the North Korean secret police in order to sabotage the western powers.
thats what she calls the demonic voices in her head telling her to put garlic in a pan with store-bought BBQ sauce that already had garlic in it.
"we got food at home"
food at home:
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This shit has me dying 😂
Why am i laughing at this stupid joke
Don't insult my home like that.
that poor kid. Such a sweet sweet soul enduring so much pain. He swallows every bite
Love how she's always like "This is how I was shown to do it" either implying that other people cook like this or attempting to deflect blame for making these culinary abominations
Panacantalopia Cass This is so true. Kay’s a ‘pass the buck’ sort of a person. Everything is someone else’s fault.
@@eccremocarpusscaber5159 technically, she's passin' the pound.
dont be mean. how dare uyou
That poor son, his eye expressions tell the whole story when he's trying a dish
Ricky Rhoads He’s gone through some shit
She used whole wheat for the big mac. She's getting healthier.
@@YoungAlienBoy i did it,can i know why btw ?
@@YoungAlienBoy Still going strong, eh.
DARK GOD don’t click on videos like those, just ignore the comments, they get free viewers making them money
@@dtmlbb He's been at it for months. Some serious dedication there.
@@rayyanali4471 i dont wanna mess with this guy 😂
It’s funny that she uses so much flour but never decides to use flour on her cooking surfaces to minimize the amount of dough sticking to it.
The Korean "meal" Looks like an act of racism
As an Asian myself, I c a n c o n f i r m
Well did you ask a woogle
@@perxcl6185 bruh
she could’ve just made instant ramen
but I bet she’d still mess that up
August Hi Instant ramen “My Way”
how is she so consistently bad at everything it's actually impressive
You would think after all her videos she would have accidentally made something less than disgusting
Yes it's even impressive how she has sh*t stains on the cracks of every wall tile
She has to be taking a piss, no?
For real. It's like she learns nothing from the last 1000 times shes cooked
She's good at putting a smile on my face :)
9:11 her son couldn’t take it no more
😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAAAA
LMAOOOOOOOOO
Death was the only escape.
I mean, couple more of those meals and he would have died anyways.
Xoxo Xo 💀💀💀💀
Lee is a man of sophistication. His palette is the most discerning above all others.
She should cook for prison inmates. They would never go back
Cruel and unusual punishment is banned by the eighth amendment to the United States constitution, and Article 5 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.
i can confirm,, food in jail/prison is better than what she makes.
Recidivism drops to zero
There isn't a crime in the book deserving of Kay cooking all your meals. Have a heart
I’ve made better shit in my cell than ms Kay 🤦🏽♂️
Imagine her son eats a real Big Mac, it’d blow his mind
Imagine if you ate anything other than Big Mac, maybe you'd lose some weight
@@solmoman dude.... that hit real hard
@@krip8617 well I figured if you pick big mac as something exploding with taste and flavour your standards must be rather low
@@solmoman don’t they just mean a comparison of a Big Mac vs her version
I don’t think they mean that a Big Mac is the most mind blowing food he could have
Imagine if her son eat a real burger, itd blows his mind
I think he should follow one of her recipies and then taste test it himself.
So you want Charlie to slowly kill himself?
It impossible to replicate her level of finesse.
Those aren’t recipes let me tell you that
Hasmeen91 That’s what I’ve been wanting/waiting for.
@@Chris-pp2xb "slowly"
The videos are really sweet the way she gets excited making food for her son, it's just a shame that the food looks inedible
Her son is genuinely the bravest person on the face of the Earth
If Charlie and Kay were to try to cook something together they would probably make some new evolved form of E. coli
Only utensil used will be a Wigglesaw
E.volved coli
welcome covid 30
Or the next big medical advancement since Penicillin
F. Coli
I mean, she said “Korean”, didn’t specify which one...
I would prefer eating North Korean food :D
@@Claudius_Ptolemy hopes and dreams?
i am pretty sure even north korea have better food than this
@@GOLEM-yf4mx north korea doesnt even have food.
These are fucking pow camp meals
The garlic in the fried rice looks like obsidian
Just imagine if Chef "Minced Meat" Kay got married with Chef "Mayonnaise" Jack. The world as we know it will cease to exist
At least Jack can cook (Even with mayo)
@@lavaguanix6804 the only reason those ingredients actually get used before he eats them is because Jack himself is making it and even he won't eat it.
They would make biohazard waste capable of poisoning the atmosphere and everyone would suffocate to death with their deteriorated lungs, except for these two goobers because they have built and immunity
Xerox Sos atleast jack adds spices😭
The most anticipated collab of the century
imagine you'd have to eat this cooking everyday. health and happiness were never an option.
*the son*
I'm surprised he made it to adulthood
For all we know it might be Resident Evil 7, they probably have goop juice to keep them alive
please, kay, no more jammie dodgers
Pipi kaka
how does she undercook, overcook and turn everything into sludge at the same time?????
Mad skills. That's how.
I am not sure I could have done it all even if I tried. At least something would turn out to be right. But I am not as talented as Kay, apparently.
Years of experience.
Here's how you do it:
Drop mincemeat straight into the skillet with a glob of cold butter NEXT to it.
Now you may turn on the stove at medium. Keep an eye on that meat but don't you dare touch it. Once the bottom is a shade darker than pink, turn that shit over and let it sit.
Once the butter is melted, wait until the bottom of the meat has fused to the pan and then you may scoop what is left onto your slice of white bread with a single unwashed lettuce leaf.
She cooks and preps things backwards, like legitimately in the reverse order of how any sane person would. She dumps flour on things to make baked goods, except calzones which are done without greasing or flouring the work area and then overstuffing them, she cooks her garlic *first* in a dish, a vegetable very well known for cooking fast, dips her balls of mince in egg instead of mixing them with egg and stabilizer all at once, the list just goes on!
5:12 as a Dutchie I’m impressed at how Charlie managed to pronouns the translation of barbeque sauce in Dutch perfectly, A+ Charles
barbeque saauus
As a culinary student, I am horrified. She has done literally *nothing* right.
Edit: just want to clarify, I am referring to her techniques. Anyone can see the end result is garbage, but how she got there was wrong in every conceivable way.
Screw culinary degree, i have Kay's Cooking
Don't need culinary degree to see it
those mince patties made me feel uneasy
You guys don’t cook like this either
After watching this my cooking looks like it was cooked by ramsay himself!
I think this Korean friend of hers uttered the words "Korean barbeque" at some point and she just improvised from there.
probably my favourite video from charlie couldn't stop laughing out loud the whole time😂
Sheffield's finest, literally our living landmark.
OK pink lad
hey boooOOUS
She seems to be to cooking what Ed Wood was to movies.
Probably the most famous person to come out of grenoside
TEK IT OWT PAN
As a certified calzone expert, this may be the best calzone made in months possibly years
Centuries*
I don't know where she got the recipe from, if she even got one... it looked like she heared someone saying that he ate a calzone one time and make it based on his 10 second description of what it is
I knew it! Thank God as a complete Calzone filthy casual i thought it looked amazing but I was waiting from your confirmation
do you have a certification?
I mean the best part is the missing cheese and ham. That makes it even better.
Thank you
her poor son has probably been eating this shit his whole life and no longer has working tastebuds :(
Crying loool
I only hope because he's been eating it his whole life he acquired the taste for it. Imagine him going to a super fancy restaurant and getting revolted.
@@taloon3472 I had a poor friend in school who was used to bland gross food. He preferred ketchup on spaghetti over proper sauce
@@jaimeg4074 As an italian I'm offended by this.
@@jaimeg4074A friend at school recently put ketchup on his spaghetti.... He got roasted by the whole lunch table
I went through so many emotions watching this🤣 First I was very concerned, then that turned to shock followed by anger and disgust and finally empathy and sadness. That being said I still laughed through the entire thing.
“Korean”
“Korean”
“Korean”
“I DoN’t KnOw HoW yOu sAy iT”
She deadass said it correctly all three times
huh
Vapor what?
Maybe she was trying summon one but had to say it a couple more times
K o r e n
"did someone get executed in her kitchen?" how else is she supposed to get her mince-meat, charlie?
Salza sounds about right
Isn’t your name the assistant of Cooler or whatever from Dragon Ball Z?
Sweeney Todd has become real. Finally.
Salza oh aight 😆 cuz your pic also kinda maybe probably definitely looked somewhat like a Dragon Ball
I wouldn't be surprised if the pets of her neighbors started "disappearing"
The look on her son's face everytime he has to eat something tells you everything you need to know
Love LadyLilith Be productive and just report it lol
Grace Coleman We do, but I doubt it does much. We still will see all of his other comments.
@@Thebes my comment got deleted for reporting it?
Lol. If you go to the video everyone is there because this guy told them to dislike it.
Love LadyLilith report him for spam. They are literally doing this everywhere.
People need to help individuals like this
Genuinely
9:07 lmaooo that poor guy who taste her food couldn't take it any longer
Underrated.
My guy dropped a flashbang in the room and dipped
I was thinking something else, but that works too.
her son commited seppuku
I can’t fucking breathe
Respect to her son for having to put up with so much shit in his life and still managing to put on a smile when he eats her meals
i3su _ he’s really out here just trying to help his mom. This man legitimately just smiles because it makes her happy that’s wholesome as hell
-Come here son for the final shot, my video is almost done. Let's hope this one gets enough views so we can pay the surgery Snowflake needs. Hush now, you'll see everything will be alright.
“Did someone get executed in her kitchen?!”
Well yeah, how do you think she gets so much minced meat?
Jordan Rayton I WHEEZED
Nerf Animations ok boomer
Didn't she had a dog that died? Yeah, you probably know where all that minced meat comes from
@@cringeyboi3631 i sed "ok bomer" funy 2019 joek i did the funy ok bomer funi laugh now
Nice. I'm the 666th like.
While I wouldn't want her cooking for me, she seems so sweet and I'd love to have her as a grandma of chill aunt
It feels surreal.. kay is like a child doing their best to make a meal while not knowing any fundamentals of cooking. Meanwhile the son acts as the parent that eats it and, despite it tasting like terrible, supports her giving the food a thumbs up as to not hurt her feelings
Do you notice how keenly Kay awaits her son's appraisal each time, and how she beams with happiness when he invariably gives her food a thumb's up?
It's just so endearing :-)
As a culinary student
Y'all think i should email Kay's videos to one of my chefs?
do it.
Remember back in school when we'd take a day just watching some video? Lol welllll...
Do it and post a reaction vid
Only if you want to be expelled indefinitely
Dante Rosales y e s
Nobody should let this woman go into the hells kitchen show at all
I cant imagine the gordon ramsay's face when he looks at this woman making corona virus 3.0
I just read that after watching her jump when that noise (probably her son dropping dead) and now I'm laughing even harder lmao
@@erasurehead6456 gordon would like actually shit his pants while trying to make this woman leave
@@bendythedancingdemon663 lmao
He'd have a heart attack.
What happened to 2.0?
When I feel down and out I watch Charlie he makes me laugh so much I get through my day thanks bro
I like how she started with two patties and was just fine when it turned into 4
She learned mitosis in school and just thought it applied to food as well
@@Pururut 💀
I have a hard time believing that a real korean person told kay to just heat up some botttled barbeque sauce.
its just a plank blo
Maybe they were pulling off a long con hate crime
sawuuse*
*Prank'd*
“it looks like the beginnings of a pizza-...not in shape but in spirit.”
ive never been more thankful to have the food i had growing up and also the way she put her left hand like she was cutting with it but instead doing nothing had me gone😂
That "Korean" meal is reminiscent of the meals we were fed during Japanese imperial rule.
lmfao
I can’t breathe 😂😂
Holy fuck, chill dude
holy fuck, that joke is almost as brutal as Japan's rule of Korea.
This is the best thing I've read online in years
9:11 that was her son commiting suicide after she asked him to eat her jammy dodgers
Saw this comment at the EXACT time in the video and that had me ROLLING hahahaha kudos to you
Nah it may have been *warning scary edgy joke* the twin towers at 9:11
I laughed way too hard at this 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
It was the sound of him kicking the chair out the way from under him
The fact that the numbers are 911 is just too iconic i cant-
I just keep cringing at the fact that she's scraping and scratching her nonstick pan coating with metal utensils. No wonder the mincemeat keeps sticking
I convinced myself those are her cast iron pans instead. Saved me from the pain of reality.
I want to die from “lack of cookery knowledge of this stupid mom”
she is the first person to turn a non stick pan into a stainless steel one
That’s how you get that signature hint of Teflon flavor that Kay is famous for.
@@potatooolatke "reality can be whatever I want."
god bless her she seems so pure to me.
Nobody:
The lunch ladies at school:
Lunch ladies are given poopy government issued food, all they do is put it together and heat it so it really not their fault
@Cathory because they literally aren't cooks, government gives them shitty food that's made to make it easier to feed masses of people. Lunch ladies just heat the stuff up and put it together. It's not like they're purposely making garbage
This shit makes me long for the the soggiest smiley fry meal in the US
@@RoyalGuardEziode plus they have to make a lot of food for the whole school
Salza nothing is better than lucky charms with minced meat and egg served burnt on a skillet
Doesnt matter how bad the cooking is, she's still having the time of her life
If her life and her son's lives keep existing through the salmonella and botulism ....
Her life isn’t going to be very long if she keeps cooking though
Dorelinendenwen Ancalime life lives [regurgitated joke] you’re an incel
@@kodoku444 w h a t
@@Dorlinedainwen don't be so dramatic. The human species has been through a lot worse
i died of laughter alone in my room and replayed the "execution" in her kitchen 4 times and laughed my ass off more each time
Literally did the exact same thing lmao
SAME
i just did the same exact thing wtf I'm still laughing
I did the exact same thing like 10 times and then stumbled upon a comments that said “her son probably shot himself because he had to eat that shit since he was a child and now he has to do it on camera” and “she violates the Geneva convention by feeding this to her son” and my whole respiratory system collapsed for a good couple of minutes
Hey Jeff are their Small pizza is actually a Large?
She seems like a genuinely good person and fun to hang out with but i cannot say the same for her cooking
This has to be an act how did her son survive so many years on this cooking
Lol
Plot twist she was trying to get her son to move out the whole tole
Corrupt Whole Tole
@@quan5198 Whole Tole
9:10 someone was just executed outside her house. Maybe she really does live in North Korea
@@Salza02 the indians spanked somebody
Her family has been murdered by mcdonalds for calling that a bigmac
The way she just gets all startled always gets me lmao
Your joke executed my lungs.