kay seems like the brightest and the most wholesome person I'll ever see but that food is going in the next resident evil game as the catalyst for the new virus.
As a korean i can confirm that is 100% a "Korean meal" every weekend when i go to my grandmothers house I pray that i get my weekly ration of a teaspoon of rice and unseasoned chicken
I am just wondering. What does she eat? She thrives from the joy of making crappy food, or something? I have no idea, she doesn't taste anything while cooking and when she finishes those masterpieces, she just gives them to her son
@@huggies4hobid526 i see and no need to worry about someone's questions on the Internet. I'm not gonna dox or cyber bully you for not giving the answer
@@brazillianism8038 it does taste of ginger but it also has a very warm quality akin to spices like cinnamon and turmeric and is sweet, so i don't think it's as bitter or 'spicy' as regular ginger or ginger beer
I doubt he will, I don't wanna be an asshole but he seems like the type who live with a parent for his whole life, and to be fair to him getting a place in UK is tough especially with the cost of living so he's making a good choice but at least learn to cook or teach your mum to cook
@@lsghost5805 that is really rude Lee seems like a very sweet man, who helps his mother with her youtuber series, he still looks young and finding his place in the world and you know what I feel he could start a cooking channel too I think he cooked a couple things on his youtube channel but he never fully commited?
i love how the dish doesnt have a name, and when she presents it shes like ''so this is Korean Meal'' ah yes, Korean Meal, the favorite korean street food. its litterally the only thing they eat, every day of their lives. porkchops, unwashed white rice, store bought bbq sauce and garlic cloves cut in 4 pieces. they have survived with this diet ever since Canada teamed up with Gengis Khan to win the korean war in 1912
quite contrary to popular belief, Kay's Cooking is actually the greatest cooking videos on youtube. I appreciate the brutal honesty of Kay's incompetence. Kay is all out there, giving it all she has. That deserves a sticker
I get the feeling she is just the nicest person ever so no one had the heart to tell her she can't cook for shit. They just gulped it down, smiled and barfed it up in the restroom 5 min later to avoid the various health complications that come with eating Kays cooking.
The fact he is overweight on her food is sad. He isn't even getting fat on good bad food! Haha (I hope he usually just goes to a takeout place, for his sake, unhealthily though it may be!)
Tbh she seems seems like a really wholesome mother who just wants to make a good meal for her family but she dosnt improve without any advice or proper cooking recipes
@@LosianOne Even a alt-lite or conservative would classify it as pretty racist and xenophobic. You can dig around and find the full info on a bunch of obscure channels that document the kay cooking lore. Enter at your own risk. Its really bizarre and disturbing.
@@lavaguanix6804 the only reason those ingredients actually get used before he eats them is because Jack himself is making it and even he won't eat it.
They would make biohazard waste capable of poisoning the atmosphere and everyone would suffocate to death with their deteriorated lungs, except for these two goobers because they have built and immunity
Amazingly, in Kay's defense, 'toasting' rice in the pan with only oil is not only a real thing, but if anything slightly advanced lol. That woman is an enigma.
@@therisj His taste buds has been abused throughout his whole life that it fails to identify anything anymore. But look on the bright side, if anyone poisons his food out of spite then he'd be able to digest it and will actually taste better.
Cooking shit foods is actually her polite way of throwing away her son out of her house. That's why she feels bad she had to result to that monstrosity. 😂
Love how she's always like "This is how I was shown to do it" either implying that other people cook like this or attempting to deflect blame for making these culinary abominations
She's trying her damnedest, even if it turns out to be biological warfare weapons. Reminds me of my aunts cooking. Everyone at the table chokes it down and smiles, with many excuses for not eating much of "I ate before I arrived" or "I'm allergic to X seasoning" lmao.
Cruel and unusual punishment is banned by the eighth amendment to the United States constitution, and Article 5 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.
Pokem and Garry yeah but before you apply, there are prerequisites. The three top ones are being able to use chopsticks, playing piano, and at least theoretical quantum calculus or higher.
Spastik Kim is a korean surname that predates all of European history considering Korea has a history that spans back 5,000+ years. It’s DEFINITELY not a first name in Korea. It may be in the United States but not everything revolves around you guys lol. Also, the surname always comes first in Korea.
Bor Eenpis Kim Jung-Un’s first name is Jung-Un, his surname is kim. In korea when they state someones full name they say surname first then first name.
@@solmoman don’t they just mean a comparison of a Big Mac vs her version I don’t think they mean that a Big Mac is the most mind blowing food he could have
Centuries* I don't know where she got the recipe from, if she even got one... it looked like she heared someone saying that he ate a calzone one time and make it based on his 10 second description of what it is
-Come here son for the final shot, my video is almost done. Let's hope this one gets enough views so we can pay the surgery Snowflake needs. Hush now, you'll see everything will be alright.
Nobody should let this woman go into the hells kitchen show at all I cant imagine the gordon ramsay's face when he looks at this woman making corona virus 3.0
Here's how you do it: Drop mincemeat straight into the skillet with a glob of cold butter NEXT to it. Now you may turn on the stove at medium. Keep an eye on that meat but don't you dare touch it. Once the bottom is a shade darker than pink, turn that shit over and let it sit. Once the butter is melted, wait until the bottom of the meat has fused to the pan and then you may scoop what is left onto your slice of white bread with a single unwashed lettuce leaf.
She cooks and preps things backwards, like legitimately in the reverse order of how any sane person would. She dumps flour on things to make baked goods, except calzones which are done without greasing or flouring the work area and then overstuffing them, she cooks her garlic *first* in a dish, a vegetable very well known for cooking fast, dips her balls of mince in egg instead of mixing them with egg and stabilizer all at once, the list just goes on!
As a culinary student, I am horrified. She has done literally *nothing* right. Edit: just want to clarify, I am referring to her techniques. Anyone can see the end result is garbage, but how she got there was wrong in every conceivable way.
I just keep cringing at the fact that she's scraping and scratching her nonstick pan coating with metal utensils. No wonder the mincemeat keeps sticking
I did the exact same thing like 10 times and then stumbled upon a comments that said “her son probably shot himself because he had to eat that shit since he was a child and now he has to do it on camera” and “she violates the Geneva convention by feeding this to her son” and my whole respiratory system collapsed for a good couple of minutes
I only hope because he's been eating it his whole life he acquired the taste for it. Imagine him going to a super fancy restaurant and getting revolted.
@@diegodeluquev1433 Idk about a bad person. If she has some self awareness, Its kind of admirable that she keeps trying and is brave enough to upload videos
Kay is organizing an illegal survival game, where the participants are North Korean defectors, who will only get their freedom if they manage to survive her "meals". What you heard at 9:10 was a participant failing to consume a ration meal, and he was therefore brutally executed.
Jokes aside, stories about the NK's executions that Western media invent are about as truthful as their honest reports on Saddam having WMDs and ties to Al-Qaeda twenty years ago. The "executed" ones regularly pop up on live television events in NK.
It feels surreal.. kay is like a child doing their best to make a meal while not knowing any fundamentals of cooking. Meanwhile the son acts as the parent that eats it and, despite it tasting like terrible, supports her giving the food a thumbs up as to not hurt her feelings
Do you notice how keenly Kay awaits her son's appraisal each time, and how she beams with happiness when he invariably gives her food a thumb's up? It's just so endearing :-)
_Throws raw garlic and BBQ sauce in a pot_
Kay: *Korean Meal*
Pretty accurate tbh
@@Faithmaxxing23 but she forgot soy sauce
*sawuse
And she nails it
@@_Yeeboi_ any north korean would probably love this
Pixar's Ratatouille taught us anyone can cook. Kay taught us that doesn't mean anyone should.
not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere
Blue apron teaches us that anyone can cook once again.
gold to you
Cooking is an important life skill but some people shouldn't learn it
pixar's ratatouille taught us anyone can cook (with a rat on their head).
Plot Twist: Her son is actually a sentient mass of all the food she has ever cooked, animated by the sheer amount of bacteria
*Kay*
Matriarch of Minced Meat
Emissary of Eggs
Femme Fatale of Flour
Servant of Salmonella
Hire her as your personal chef now! Call 1-800-YUK-FOOD
Deucey Dee servant of salmonella lmaoooo
Deucey Dee LMFAAO
Holy shit I think your on to something
bruhh
kay seems like the brightest and the most wholesome person I'll ever see but that food is going in the next resident evil game as the catalyst for the new virus.
LOL
😂😂😂
"Hasta luego"
I fucking died when i saw “going in the next resident evil game”
Her food is the manifestation of all the hate her bubbly personality doesn’t allow her to vent.
It’s evil. In a pure way.
She makes the food stick to a non-stick pan, that’s quite an achievement
She should get an award
It’s like a talent
lol
Remember when Gordon Ramsay mentioned something about food not sticking in non-stick pans?
Starting to doubt that now...
If you consistently scrape the bottom of the pan with a fork you ruin the non-stick layer
I love that every recipe is like:
“A Thing”
and then “Redo: A Thing”
than she ends her videos by saying: 'that's roughly how you do A Thing .... ' hahahaha
And the redo is worse, somehow.
You Can(Not) Redo
A Thing My Way
"Can we go to McDonald's?" "No son, we have undercooked minced meat at home"
PsychoticLeprachaun 😂😂😂🤣
PsychoticLeprachaun per-fucking-et
Unseasoned. You forgot the key word.
"We have Big Mac at home!"
*Big Mac at home*
PsychoticLeprachaun that’s maybe a ton of moms
Her ability to burn at least one thing in all of her meals isn't just talent, it's her signature style
As a korean i can confirm that is 100% a "Korean meal" every weekend when i go to my grandmothers house I pray that i get my weekly ration of a teaspoon of rice and unseasoned chicken
Covered in barbecue sauce though right
Oh so that's what you guys drink so much soju! It all makes sense now
/s
Went from south Korean barbeque to north Korean 'failed to stage a coup'
North Korea 🇰🇵
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i like how shes aware of her bad cooking and never actually tastes it herself and just gives it to her son
I am just wondering. What does she eat? She thrives from the joy of making crappy food, or something? I have no idea, she doesn't taste anything while cooking and when she finishes those masterpieces, she just gives them to her son
Poor bastard
😂
@@sunt7918 theres one where he just tells her how bad it is... Its pretty funny😂
@@mikaelsongameofwar2360 then she eats him?
I love how gingerly she moves while plating the radioactive residue she feeds he son with.
Speaking of ginger, I’ve got a craving for ginger snaps now
@@ricecooker7037 i keep hearing about ginger bread when almost Christmas and I'm curious how does it taste? Is it taste like ginger or just a name
@@brazillianism8038 it's kinda hard to explain. I've had it a couple of times and it's sweet and has a strong taste. I can't explain it is so weird😭
@@huggies4hobid526 i see and no need to worry about someone's questions on the Internet. I'm not gonna dox or cyber bully you for not giving the answer
@@brazillianism8038 it does taste of ginger but it also has a very warm quality akin to spices like cinnamon and turmeric and is sweet, so i don't think it's as bitter or 'spicy' as regular ginger or ginger beer
Such hidden talent! Truly a diamond in a rough. I can imagine her son crying a fountain in utter awe everytime she starts cooking, her way.
i really honestly love how she exclusively wears iron maiden merchandise
I bet if Iron Maiden knew, they wish she wouldn't when recording videos.
@@OmniscientWarrior Actualy, Iron Maiden pays her for promoting their band
Now I know who NOT too buy from.
funny thing is, she said in a qna that she doesn't listen to iron maiden
She essentially cooks Iron Maiden merchandise
"did someone get executed in her kitchen?"
where do you think all the minced meat came from?
Nobody knows what you're talking about unless you put a timestamp 9:23
@@chitakimushroom4309 i did
@@chitakimushroom4309 they will see it if they watch the vid till the end,....
lol my first thought was she had another son who never appears in future videos...
"not jammie dodgers again!" -crash-
@@chitakimushroom4309 Do you even watch the video?
This is what Gordon Ramsay sees when he has sleep paralysis
⠀ yes
⠀ copy of other comment
someone responds to every single one of these videos with this
This is what WE ALL see when we have sleep paralysis
This is *R a u e*
i hope that lee will one day leave the mother bird's nest and discover what food actually tastes like. he deserves it.
I doubt he will, I don't wanna be an asshole but he seems like the type who live with a parent for his whole life, and to be fair to him getting a place in UK is tough especially with the cost of living so he's making a good choice but at least learn to cook or teach your mum to cook
@@lsghost5805 that is really rude Lee seems like a very sweet man, who helps his mother with her youtuber series, he still looks young and finding his place in the world and you know what I feel he could start a cooking channel too I think he cooked a couple things on his youtube channel but he never fully commited?
@@Ilivepuppyshes a shitty person like his mom.
She really thought fried rice was just raw rice in a pan lmao
Shes like halfway to a risotto
I love her son having "stand up for cancer" t-shirt while consuming the most cancerous food ever created in both civilian and military sector
@Woiller- Relic You are an actual brainlet. Get out of here
Well, apparently he stands for it, not against it.
Comments like these are what make life worth living.
Woiller- Relic Yeah but you use HIGH QUALITY MEAT when you eat it raw. Not fucking ground beef you bought at Walmart
Courier Six mmmhhhh it’s like eating cookie dough out of the tube
That bang at 9:10 was Kay’s son finally dropping dead
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Underrated
this made my day
@@Chingerz
yoooo chill 😂
3:02
It somehow manages to succeed being simultaneously overcooked and raw
This woman violates the Geneva convention everytime she cooks
Her son’s face when he eats her food look like me trying to smile after I get a shitty gift on Christmas
OKLAHOMA SKATING fuck thanks for reminding me of christmas, now my anxiety over that is gonna start early
1st world problems.
OKLAHOMA SKATING great comparison
Does he know what real food even tastes like?🤦🏾♀️
@@Hero-oz9gx no. 2nd and third world countries have better food 🤦🏾♀️ I've visited. It's a shame her food is actually so bad
i love how the dish doesnt have a name, and when she presents it shes like ''so this is Korean Meal''
ah yes, Korean Meal, the favorite korean street food. its litterally the only thing they eat, every day of their lives. porkchops, unwashed white rice, store bought bbq sauce and garlic cloves cut in 4 pieces. they have survived with this diet ever since Canada teamed up with Gengis Khan to win the korean war in 1912
So grateful you stoped typing. Any more and I would have DIED of ASPHYXIATION 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I laughed procedually more louder at this
@@chessislive2790 I'm pretty sure this was satire
@@kairusawatari I was not so sure thank you for clarifying good sir. I don't think I will ever trust the internet from this point on
@@chessislive2790 isn’t that ironic
quite contrary to popular belief, Kay's Cooking is actually the greatest cooking videos on youtube. I appreciate the brutal honesty of Kay's incompetence. Kay is all out there, giving it all she has. That deserves a sticker
I suspect that by "korean meal" her friend meant the food she ate while being imprisoned in a North Korean labour camp.
lmao
omfg your so right
i just watched an hour long north korea documentary directly before watching this and the first comment is see is about north korea
Far too much food for that lol
nice job copying the joke someone made in the video
She tried feed the homeless once. They politely declined.
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I SWEAR TO GOD TH-cam I TRIED TO LIKE THIS COMMENT 7 TIMES IN FUCKING TOTAL OH NY GID
She tried to feed starving children in war-torn countries and they declined as well.
Even the North Koreans continued munching on their bag of grass looking at her North Korean ration meal.
666 likes................
I get the feeling she is just the nicest person ever so no one had the heart to tell her she can't cook for shit. They just gulped it down, smiled and barfed it up in the restroom 5 min later to avoid the various health complications that come with eating Kays cooking.
she sacrificed basic common sense in the culinary category for eternal kindness
Mhm
When you only level charisma on your video game character.
@@The_White in a cooking game
@@nemo-x "She cooks everything, so it shouldn't cause health complications." There can be health complications by eating coal too.
that poor kid. Such a sweet sweet soul enduring so much pain. He swallows every bite
She used whole wheat for the big mac. She's getting healthier.
@@YoungAlienBoy i did it,can i know why btw ?
@@YoungAlienBoy Still going strong, eh.
DARK GOD don’t click on videos like those, just ignore the comments, they get free viewers making them money
@@dtmlbb He's been at it for months. Some serious dedication there.
@@rayyanali4471 i dont wanna mess with this guy 😂
That popping sound was her son shooting himself, realizing he had to taste another Kay meal
Ryan J I mean wouldn’t you
The fact he is overweight on her food is sad. He isn't even getting fat on good bad food! Haha
(I hope he usually just goes to a takeout place, for his sake, unhealthily though it may be!)
😂😂
I'm actually dead 😂
SleepingAgent yeah I feel like the son only eats her food because he feels bad for her.
Her son just doesn't have tastebuds anymore, he's just so used to this shit lmao
the poor soul
No spice.
Im surprised his teeth are still intact
Leisure It’s his mom and he’s probably used to it, don’t think you would call stuff your mom makes nasty or bad.
eeet's noice. very noice...
5:35 his eyes literally said "save me" while eating a wonderful dish
Put this woman in Masterchef, she'll be disqualified for being a professional
No, disqualified before she starts making the execution meal they use to assassinate elephants.
Everyone on masterchef is a professional
I like how she just says "This is Korean Meal" as if there's only one
timestamp?
@@dysfallacyyt 5:28
This is THE Korean meal. The only one they shall eat from now on.
@@symbiotesoda1148 as a korean living in korea rn that looks terrible
She actually says "This is A Korean meal", not "This is Korean meal".
I feel so bad, she looks so wholesome, but no one is teaching her how to actually cook
Tbh she seems seems like a really wholesome mother who just wants to make a good meal for her family but she dosnt improve without any advice or proper cooking recipes
@@liquidsorrow minus the sprees of extremely racist and xenophobic social media rants, indeed.
@@thechurchofgravity I mean are they what an sjw would consider xenophobic and racist or what the definition of xenophobic and racist actually is.
@@LosianOne Even a alt-lite or conservative would classify it as pretty racist and xenophobic. You can dig around and find the full info on a bunch of obscure channels that document the kay cooking lore. Enter at your own risk. Its really bizarre and disturbing.
@@thechurchofgravity count me in lol
the way she scrapes pans, you would think iron deficiency is a myth
Maybe Teflon definiency. If there's even any left on her pans.
😂😂😂😂
such cringe every time i watch her scrape the teflon off the pan and get it on her food.
thats teflon bruh
And extra carbon from the burnt food
Kay’s cooking is like world war 2 happening all over again
Her son needs to be liberated
Nah it’s the start of ww3
Rumour has it that Archduke Franz Ferdinand tried to make one of Kay's meals so they fucking shot him
ww2 had better rations
your comment made me laugh harder than i've ever laughed
“Korean”
“Korean”
“Korean”
“I DoN’t KnOw HoW yOu sAy iT”
She deadass said it correctly all three times
huh
Vapor what?
Maybe she was trying summon one but had to say it a couple more times
K o r e n
It’s funny that she uses so much flour but never decides to use flour on her cooking surfaces to minimize the amount of dough sticking to it.
The Korean "meal" Looks like an act of racism
As an Asian myself, I c a n c o n f i r m
Well did you ask a woogle
@@perxcl6185 bruh
she could’ve just made instant ramen
but I bet she’d still mess that up
August Hi Instant ramen “My Way”
Just imagine if Chef "Minced Meat" Kay got married with Chef "Mayonnaise" Jack. The world as we know it will cease to exist
At least Jack can cook (Even with mayo)
@@lavaguanix6804 the only reason those ingredients actually get used before he eats them is because Jack himself is making it and even he won't eat it.
They would make biohazard waste capable of poisoning the atmosphere and everyone would suffocate to death with their deteriorated lungs, except for these two goobers because they have built and immunity
Xerox Sos atleast jack adds spices😭
The most anticipated collab of the century
All her wooden spoons have burns all over them and its an electric stove
What did you expect
Good eye lol
Lolzz
Even i with a gas Steve none of them are burned and they are quite old
@@Powalag And Gas Steve is well known to like burning shit up.
Amazingly, in Kay's defense, 'toasting' rice in the pan with only oil is not only a real thing, but if anything slightly advanced lol. That woman is an enigma.
Isn't that toasting rice before cooking like normal? DId she even cook it after?
@heckingbamboozled8097 lol no she did not
"we got food at home"
food at home:
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This shit has me dying 😂
Why am i laughing at this stupid joke
Don't insult my home like that.
The real MVP is her son. Bless that man's taste buds, or lack there of.
Swear she edits out him spitting it out
ah yes, one of the non-tasters
@@therisj His taste buds has been abused throughout his whole life that it fails to identify anything anymore.
But look on the bright side, if anyone poisons his food out of spite then he'd be able to digest it and will actually taste better.
Kay just masterminded the best excuse ever..
"The Koreans told me to do it"
It was requested by the North Korean secret police in order to sabotage the western powers.
thats what she calls the demonic voices in her head telling her to put garlic in a pan with store-bought BBQ sauce that already had garlic in it.
Her son is gonna taste real food one day and immediately break down in tears
I want to know her secret to how she makes food stick to a non-stick pan
The secret is scraping 97% of the Teflon out.
Not Neo the secret is using epoxy glue as the main ingredient
Scrapped pan and adding meat to the pan together with the oil while the oil or lard didn't melt or get hot yet.
@@DaRkLoRdZoRc Also, cooking on highest heat, which ruins teflon.
@@alisher1984 Teflon also kinda sucks. Get cast iron or carbon steel, season the pan with some oil and you should never have anything stick to it.
The way she looked at her son when he was eating the garlic devastation sauce made me really sad
Really cause the way he looked while eating it made me sad
Why did i laugh so hard at this
Cooking shit foods is actually her polite way of throwing away her son out of her house. That's why she feels bad she had to result to that monstrosity. 😂
He is wholesome to eat the trash can
she's like "damn you're actually eating it? lmfaooooo"
how is she so consistently bad at everything it's actually impressive
You would think after all her videos she would have accidentally made something less than disgusting
Yes it's even impressive how she has sh*t stains on the cracks of every wall tile
She has to be taking a piss, no?
For real. It's like she learns nothing from the last 1000 times shes cooked
She's good at putting a smile on my face :)
Lee is a man of sophistication. His palette is the most discerning above all others.
I mean, she said “Korean”, didn’t specify which one...
I would prefer eating North Korean food :D
@@Claudius_Ptolemy hopes and dreams?
i am pretty sure even north korea have better food than this
@@GOLEM-yf4mx north korea doesnt even have food.
These are fucking pow camp meals
Love how she's always like "This is how I was shown to do it" either implying that other people cook like this or attempting to deflect blame for making these culinary abominations
Panacantalopia Cass This is so true. Kay’s a ‘pass the buck’ sort of a person. Everything is someone else’s fault.
@@eccremocarpusscaber5159 technically, she's passin' the pound.
dont be mean. how dare uyou
I adore Kay so much, her cooking sucks but I just can't hate her, she seems like such a genuine and wholesome woman
She's trying her damnedest, even if it turns out to be biological warfare weapons. Reminds me of my aunts cooking. Everyone at the table chokes it down and smiles, with many excuses for not eating much of "I ate before I arrived" or "I'm allergic to X seasoning" lmao.
Tbh you gotta admire Kay, she always goes back to try cooking again and again. Its a never give up attitude
very wholesome indeed
Same 🥰
Meh
The garlic in the fried rice looks like obsidian
She’s not afraid of cross contamination, cross contamination is afraid of her
If Charlie and Kay were to try to cook something together they would probably make some new evolved form of E. coli
Only utensil used will be a Wigglesaw
E.volved coli
welcome covid 30
Or the next big medical advancement since Penicillin
F. Coli
She should cook for prison inmates. They would never go back
Cruel and unusual punishment is banned by the eighth amendment to the United States constitution, and Article 5 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.
i can confirm,, food in jail/prison is better than what she makes.
Recidivism drops to zero
There isn't a crime in the book deserving of Kay cooking all your meals. Have a heart
I’ve made better shit in my cell than ms Kay 🤦🏽♂️
5:12 as a Dutchie I’m impressed at how Charlie managed to pronouns the translation of barbeque sauce in Dutch perfectly, A+ Charles
barbeque saauus
5:03 "add quite a bit of--"
- 100 year pause -
"is that ketchup?"
"barbecue saoce"
why am i dyinggg!!!
“That’s a lot of barbecue sAoCe”
that part killed me.. it was like Kay answered penguinz0 question
"100 year pause" oh my GOD
Yeah meanwhile she was thinking she poured a gallon of barbecue Soz
Barbecue look Sus
As a certified Korean of 20 years, I can definitely say without a doubt: oof.
Spastik double the power
You can get certification for that?
Pokem and Garry yeah but before you apply, there are prerequisites. The three top ones are being able to use chopsticks, playing piano, and at least theoretical quantum calculus or higher.
Spastik Kim is a korean surname that predates all of European history considering Korea has a history that spans back 5,000+ years. It’s DEFINITELY not a first name in Korea. It may be in the United States but not everything revolves around you guys lol. Also, the surname always comes first in Korea.
Bor Eenpis Kim Jung-Un’s first name is Jung-Un, his surname is kim. In korea when they state someones full name they say surname first then first name.
"Can you taste the K-pop?"
I laughed so hard I almost choked
LMAOOOO IM HAVING A SEIZURE
@@ari6316 u good fam?
Choked on my spliff :(
@@0kxltëc chocked on my kimbap
The videos are really sweet the way she gets excited making food for her son, it's just a shame that the food looks inedible
Imagine her son eats a real Big Mac, it’d blow his mind
Imagine if you ate anything other than Big Mac, maybe you'd lose some weight
@@solmoman dude.... that hit real hard
@@krip8617 well I figured if you pick big mac as something exploding with taste and flavour your standards must be rather low
@@solmoman don’t they just mean a comparison of a Big Mac vs her version
I don’t think they mean that a Big Mac is the most mind blowing food he could have
Imagine if her son eat a real burger, itd blows his mind
That poor son, his eye expressions tell the whole story when he's trying a dish
Ricky Rhoads He’s gone through some shit
As a certified calzone expert, this may be the best calzone made in months possibly years
Centuries*
I don't know where she got the recipe from, if she even got one... it looked like she heared someone saying that he ate a calzone one time and make it based on his 10 second description of what it is
I knew it! Thank God as a complete Calzone filthy casual i thought it looked amazing but I was waiting from your confirmation
do you have a certification?
I mean the best part is the missing cheese and ham. That makes it even better.
Thank you
I cant stop laughing, seriously! This series with her is fantastic! The James Bond line made me crack!
imagine you'd have to eat this cooking everyday. health and happiness were never an option.
*the son*
I'm surprised he made it to adulthood
For all we know it might be Resident Evil 7, they probably have goop juice to keep them alive
please, kay, no more jammie dodgers
Pipi kaka
Respect to her son for having to put up with so much shit in his life and still managing to put on a smile when he eats her meals
i3su _ he’s really out here just trying to help his mom. This man legitimately just smiles because it makes her happy that’s wholesome as hell
-Come here son for the final shot, my video is almost done. Let's hope this one gets enough views so we can pay the surgery Snowflake needs. Hush now, you'll see everything will be alright.
9:11 her son couldn’t take it no more
😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAAAA
LMAOOOOOOOOO
Death was the only escape.
I mean, couple more of those meals and he would have died anyways.
Xoxo Xo 💀💀💀💀
the entire surface of that nonstick pan had been scraped off into that family's food over the course of a generation
Sheffield's finest, literally our living landmark.
OK pink lad
hey boooOOUS
She seems to be to cooking what Ed Wood was to movies.
Probably the most famous person to come out of grenoside
TEK IT OWT PAN
Nobody should let this woman go into the hells kitchen show at all
I cant imagine the gordon ramsay's face when he looks at this woman making corona virus 3.0
I just read that after watching her jump when that noise (probably her son dropping dead) and now I'm laughing even harder lmao
@@erasurehead6456 gordon would like actually shit his pants while trying to make this woman leave
@@bendythedancingdemon663 lmao
He'd have a heart attack.
What happened to 2.0?
how does she undercook, overcook and turn everything into sludge at the same time?????
Mad skills. That's how.
I am not sure I could have done it all even if I tried. At least something would turn out to be right. But I am not as talented as Kay, apparently.
Years of experience.
Here's how you do it:
Drop mincemeat straight into the skillet with a glob of cold butter NEXT to it.
Now you may turn on the stove at medium. Keep an eye on that meat but don't you dare touch it. Once the bottom is a shade darker than pink, turn that shit over and let it sit.
Once the butter is melted, wait until the bottom of the meat has fused to the pan and then you may scoop what is left onto your slice of white bread with a single unwashed lettuce leaf.
She cooks and preps things backwards, like legitimately in the reverse order of how any sane person would. She dumps flour on things to make baked goods, except calzones which are done without greasing or flouring the work area and then overstuffing them, she cooks her garlic *first* in a dish, a vegetable very well known for cooking fast, dips her balls of mince in egg instead of mixing them with egg and stabilizer all at once, the list just goes on!
probably my favourite video from charlie couldn't stop laughing out loud the whole time😂
"did someone get executed in her kitchen?" how else is she supposed to get her mince-meat, charlie?
Salza sounds about right
Isn’t your name the assistant of Cooler or whatever from Dragon Ball Z?
Sweeney Todd has become real. Finally.
Salza oh aight 😆 cuz your pic also kinda maybe probably definitely looked somewhat like a Dragon Ball
I wouldn't be surprised if the pets of her neighbors started "disappearing"
I love how her son is wearing a “Stand Up To Cancer” shirt like he doesn’t already have 4 different types of cancer from his mom’s cooking.
Ahahahahahaha
LMFAO XAXAXAXAXAXA
How ya like my profile pic :)
hed be begging for cancer after getting whatever that hate crime gave him.
@BubbaFett The SuperSaiyan OverHeaven
*Nice*
Her son is genuinely the bravest person on the face of the Earth
People need to help individuals like this
Genuinely
I have a hard time believing that a real korean person told kay to just heat up some botttled barbeque sauce.
its just a plank blo
Maybe they were pulling off a long con hate crime
sawuuse*
*Prank'd*
As a culinary student, I am horrified. She has done literally *nothing* right.
Edit: just want to clarify, I am referring to her techniques. Anyone can see the end result is garbage, but how she got there was wrong in every conceivable way.
Screw culinary degree, i have Kay's Cooking
Don't need culinary degree to see it
those mince patties made me feel uneasy
You guys don’t cook like this either
After watching this my cooking looks like it was cooked by ramsay himself!
9:07 lmaooo that poor guy who taste her food couldn't take it any longer
Underrated.
My guy dropped a flashbang in the room and dipped
I was thinking something else, but that works too.
her son commited seppuku
I can’t fucking breathe
Her son doesn’t have to pay rent, he just has to eat this
“Did someone get executed in her kitchen?!”
Well yeah, how do you think she gets so much minced meat?
Jordan Rayton I WHEEZED
Nerf Animations ok boomer
Didn't she had a dog that died? Yeah, you probably know where all that minced meat comes from
@@cringeyboi3631 i sed "ok bomer" funy 2019 joek i did the funy ok bomer funi laugh now
Nice. I'm the 666th like.
I just keep cringing at the fact that she's scraping and scratching her nonstick pan coating with metal utensils. No wonder the mincemeat keeps sticking
I convinced myself those are her cast iron pans instead. Saved me from the pain of reality.
I want to die from “lack of cookery knowledge of this stupid mom”
she is the first person to turn a non stick pan into a stainless steel one
@@potatooolatke "reality can be whatever I want."
I think this Korean friend of hers uttered the words "Korean barbeque" at some point and she just improvised from there.
I had no idea she was speaking English until after half way through the video when she started talking about koreans
Me: Mom can we have big mac?
Mom: We have big mac at home:
Big mac at home:
Made me laugh
This comment got me weak affff
Underrated
My mom when o was a kid would do shit like that I’d ask for a thing and she would try to say we already had it or something cheaper/similar
reminds me of eddie murphy
"where'd you get that green pepper welfare burger at?"
"my momma made itt" :'(((((((
i died of laughter alone in my room and replayed the "execution" in her kitchen 4 times and laughed my ass off more each time
Literally did the exact same thing lmao
SAME
i just did the same exact thing wtf I'm still laughing
I did the exact same thing like 10 times and then stumbled upon a comments that said “her son probably shot himself because he had to eat that shit since he was a child and now he has to do it on camera” and “she violates the Geneva convention by feeding this to her son” and my whole respiratory system collapsed for a good couple of minutes
Hey Jeff are their Small pizza is actually a Large?
her poor son has probably been eating this shit his whole life and no longer has working tastebuds :(
Crying loool
I only hope because he's been eating it his whole life he acquired the taste for it. Imagine him going to a super fancy restaurant and getting revolted.
@@taloon3472 I had a poor friend in school who was used to bland gross food. He preferred ketchup on spaghetti over proper sauce
@@jaimeg4074 As an italian I'm offended by this.
@@jaimeg4074A friend at school recently put ketchup on his spaghetti.... He got roasted by the whole lunch table
i love his reaction at 5:32 like he wants to say something bad about it but is trying to be nice about it
I can't tell if she's satirical, if it is she's carried the joke for 3 years now
Just look at HowToBasic. He carried the joke for five years
I think she just secretly hates her son and gets off on watching him choke down uncooked garlic cloves on camera.
It is not. She is a bad cook and a bad person, as far as I am aware of.
@@diegodeluquev1433 How is she a bad person?
@@diegodeluquev1433 Idk about a bad person. If she has some self awareness, Its kind of admirable that she keeps trying and is brave enough to upload videos
I like how she started with two patties and was just fine when it turned into 4
She learned mitosis in school and just thought it applied to food as well
@@Pururut 💀
I think he should follow one of her recipies and then taste test it himself.
So you want Charlie to slowly kill himself?
It impossible to replicate her level of finesse.
Those aren’t recipes let me tell you that
Hasmeen91 That’s what I’ve been wanting/waiting for.
@@Chris-pp2xb "slowly"
the end was just her son dropping dead of a heart attack as soon as he tried her food
"That's a North Korean ration meal!"
"Did someone get executed in her kitchen?"
I think we're uncovering the true face of Kay
North Korea is true korea though (p.s. I'm joking)
Kay is organizing an illegal survival game, where the participants are North Korean defectors, who will only get their freedom if they manage to survive her "meals". What you heard at 9:10 was a participant failing to consume a ration meal, and he was therefore brutally executed.
Jokes aside, stories about the NK's executions that Western media invent are about as truthful as their honest reports on Saddam having WMDs and ties to Al-Qaeda twenty years ago. The "executed" ones regularly pop up on live television events in NK.
@@Titan-fk2fino shit the only people who say this are in North Korea and they don’t have internet
fumo
This has to be an act how did her son survive so many years on this cooking
Lol
Plot twist she was trying to get her son to move out the whole tole
Corrupt Whole Tole
@@quan5198 Whole Tole
"If you don't believe me ask [UNINTELLIGIBLE]"
Thanks Kay I'll do just that.
"Gona put a bit of BBQ sauce"
*dumps the whole bottle in*
BBQ saauuwss
@@actualfactchecker2272 it's 3 am and I cannot stop giggling
@@yourpapa6410 it got me real good too.
@@actualfactchecker2272 can you not just seeing that word sends me into an unstoppable giggling frenzy.
Just like the vodka lady
It feels surreal.. kay is like a child doing their best to make a meal while not knowing any fundamentals of cooking. Meanwhile the son acts as the parent that eats it and, despite it tasting like terrible, supports her giving the food a thumbs up as to not hurt her feelings
Do you notice how keenly Kay awaits her son's appraisal each time, and how she beams with happiness when he invariably gives her food a thumb's up?
It's just so endearing :-)