Ah yes, I remember being a child in west Germany having my dad Arnold Schwarzenegger, and my mother female Arnold Schwarzenegger, preparing that delicious potato salad every Sunday.
It actually blows my mind that this woman can make food that looks like that and the person recording is excited. This is clearly an acquired taste that my family neglected to share with me.
Trust me I know all too well that feeling from eating some of my friends mom's cooking. More then one of my friend's moms. They get so excited about it and I sit there looking at it going "What is this disaster I am staring at"? And you can't just not accept it. And unlike my family if you are full just dump the rest in the garbage or have leftovers. Their parents make you eat all of it. If you put any food on your plate at one of my friends house it doesn't matter if it tastes terrible. You have to eat it all no excuses. So I learned to just eat at my house beforehand so I have an excuse not to eat it saying that I already ate.
@crypt!c it's not yours? I'm getting flooded with Steve Wilkos video recs and I can't stop clicking them because I'm degenerate. At least I also get parrot and otter videos recommended as well to even it out. I think Algorithm-chan is getting stir-crazy with quarantine.
That’s awesome.. being able to cook for yourself is an important tool. Hopefully she tried to instill some healthy eating habits in you as well.. if your parents feed you unhealthy shit as a kid you’re most likely going to continue to eat unhealthy shit as an adult and continue the cycle by passing that down to your kids.
That sounds amazing, as someone with a mom who can barely cook pancakes I’ve had to learn how to cook on my own and at 16 I can cook better than she can, it’s kinda sad.
yeah same my dad's an amazing cook and taught me to cook some stuff too from what i've discovered, i'm pretty good at making random stuff entirely from scratch
my dad did the same thing with me! :) he taught me how to cook, make healthy food, and make healthy food actually taste good. I’m extremely greatful 💕💕💕
Jack, the maestro of mayonnaise Kay, the mistress of mincemeat Featureman, the duke of diabetes Mystery Chef, the sorceress of salt Sara, the baroness of bologna Paul, the archbishop of asbestos (Back due to popular demand!) Tank, the harbinger of safety hazards Dusty, the monarch of mold
Yeah, its revolting, cucumber salad does call for a little sugar... like 2 TEASPOONS, maybe 1 tablespoon if you like it sweeter (they used like 4). typically doesn't have oil in it.. but if you wanted to go with oil, they're using a neutral oil like canola or vegetable oil, so they're adding ZERO flavor vs something like Extra Virgin Olive Oil, all they're doing is adding FAT and no taste benefit from it.
They just don't realise how bad they are. It's like you've got to physically rewire the brain to help them understand how terrible this food is from a nutritional and culinary perspective.
Thats how my dads gf is and theyre both disgustingly bloated, they both sound like theyre being choked to death when they 'sleep'. Their idea of a god damn good borderline amazing dinner is every single thing from a can or bag and a crock pot, all with great value brand trash. Put cheese in it and on it its amazing
As a german who loves my grandmother's cooking. I am embarrassed that I have lived this long in a perpetual lie thinking my grandmother was even half as good a chef that this woman is
The way she cut the cucumber is actually a proper technique with a paring knife, since it gives you the most control. Butter under the turkey skin is also a technique meant to produce crispy skin, but the point was defeated when she used huge localized chunks instead of spreading it more evenly and cooked it entirely in the bag.
Old man, very high blood pressure obese woman, that jack guy that literally sells his own bbq sauce that tastes like shit and xenophobic old woman lays cooking that feeds her horrible cooking to her own son
FeatureMan doesn't belong in the Fantastic four , he had some ridiculous sweet champ ideas ,but the spot definitely belongs to "Joey the menace of Fatass WorldTour"
Nonono... more salt.. and more oil. When in doubt, fill your dopamine receptors in your brain to avoid looking down at the crippling lard tub you have become. :D
Etern4l Saiy4n it’s not racism if it’s not against a race though maybe if they’d said native Americans it’d be racist but american isn’t a race the comment was xenophobic at worst
I can tell such healthy eating is what led to their fit bodies, glistening muscles, and glowing skin. Put all the food possible into a bowl, drown it in salt till it crystallizes, then eat up.
Ahhhh yes, fat jokes. Suuuuuper clever and original. Please tell me how you fit so much raw comedic genius into that of course perfectly fit physique of yours. I'm sure you have a real bright future in stand up 😯
There is something so amazing about watching someone take all of whatever they have chuck it in a pot and add water pepper and a couple pounds of salt and mix it while heating it on a stove. Truly inspiring. I have learnt much from watching this.
Fair point but she’s more of a cook than I am. If the standard for a “cook” is a professional chef than can’t we just agree she’s a non professional cook?
I was hoping someone else noticed that. Seriously knives exist for a reason and she just goes in cavewoman style tearing off hunks like a beast. What even.
Ok, everyone is talking about the turkey and salt but her dumping all that sugar on the cucumber/onion/salt mix is what made me *really* nauseus 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 Also that's her idea of what a salad is.... Christ...
@@Wargsy im very sorry for this inappropriate understanding mistake, i clearly never read your comment properly, as i may be unnoticeably dumbfounded at that specific date, i can never forgive such a mistake ever again, and i will atone for all of said crimes ive done, sincerely, sorry tl;dr, im a fucking idiot
My ex was southern. straight from Virginia. She would salt everything. Literally everything. Potatoes. Pizza. anything that could reasonably have salt on it, had salt on it. About as much as this lady adds.
In Finland, we used to do that in the 60's-70's. If there were any veggies at the table - and there often weren't - they were doused in salt. Tomato with salt, lettuce and cucumber with salt. Berries and fruit were sugared, too. It's completely different nowadays.
@@filippians413 Yes. There was a huge anti-fat and anti-salt campaign in the late 70's I think. Finland is big on health culture, since we have public health care (not free but affordable).
I'm southern and I don't overuse salt. I use enough to season but I never add it before testing to see if it needs it. My dad's ex used to salt everything. Salads, burgers, and everything in between. Some of us are salt people and some are sugar people. I'm a sugar person. I prefer sweets to salty almost always. Some like chips Some like chocolate chips.
When I was a kid, we were kinda poor, and one of our most common meals were just split cucumbers with olive oil, vinegar and salt. Because of that, I love cucumbers. But this... this made me cry
I'm a bit late to the party, but watching these videos gives me confidence in my ability to cook. It's nice growing up with parents that are at least half decent at cooking pasta, grilling, and making stews and roasts. I'd eat my parents' chili everyday of the fucking week if I could. Even the generic canned meat pasta sauce and cheap spaghetti that every one of my childhood friends' parents made, which always tasted the exact same by the way, was better than what I could only imagine this garbage tastes like.
Idk how someone could eat that, I remember when my mother made me a pasta salad for me when I did a Christmas music thing at a proper theatre room place, with I think 199 others and so many people watching, it was so tasty, their "salad" would of caused me to if had a meltdown
@@queueuof most other languages have people speak softly and then whenever you really hear someone's speaking German it's like "HEIG SCNIGLE GREI" and it's terrifying
I mean she has mostly the right ingredients. But it's kinda like trying to make a baby by taking a handful of sperm and a handful of menstrual blood and rubbing them together.
Her far distant ancestor added salt to the ocean water for “flavor” and now the oceans like 97% undrinkable saltwater
Thanks to her, we now have only 3% potable water.
The 3% is piss and whale semen
@@HentaiNat 😋😋😋
@hentai nat it adds flavor
@@crisptomato9495 I'd know
I'm German and I approve this method. It's exactly how I make it except for completely different.
Lol
Ist so :'D
I was about to comment the same thing
No its too American to be considered a German potato salad
Der Deutsche-Scotsmen - Ja das weiss Ich auch. War nur ein schertz. Sarcasm.
Damn, she accidentally dropped some food into her salt
When they took her vitals after this they found a trace of blood in her sodium system
Ik, like who does that??
@@ronkledonkanusmoncher564 fuck you, making me die of laughter at 3:34
Lmao
Sickest burn scince the salamanders
Can we have a series where Critikal makes some of these recipes and rank them in a tier list?
He would die of heart attack by the third episode
@@youknowwhat9911 Bold of you to assume it wouldn’t be the first
No, because none of the shit you see these people make is edible.
@@roksforbrains i think he would commit suicide while watching the recipe
@@roksforbrains If he started with Jack's, Duke's or Featureman's dishes, that would be certain
Ah yes, I remember being a child in west Germany having my dad Arnold Schwarzenegger, and my mother female Arnold Schwarzenegger, preparing that delicious potato salad every Sunday.
Most have gotten sweet gainz
Arnold Schwarzenegger is Austrian
@@chrisboyle3828 and Austria is?
chris boyle actually he’s German little known fact I would know he gave birth to me
@@darkcoeficient a country
German here: this does NOT qualify as german potato salad. This looks like something the evil witch would give to Hänsel and Gretel to fatten them.
Holy shit, it does
Plottwist: she actually did
Thats the least German dish I've ever seen lmao
Yes
French here this is an insult to food
It actually blows my mind that this woman can make food that looks like that and the person recording is excited. This is clearly an acquired taste that my family neglected to share with me.
Matthew they might be aliens who knows.
I read this wrong. I thought you put, "It actually blows my mind that this woman can make food that looks like the person recording." That was a laugh
acquired taste for trash. also they are aliens that's why they will rip off their faces like Charlie said.
Jay Janson lol poor aliens.
Trust me I know all too well that feeling from eating some of my friends mom's cooking. More then one of my friend's moms. They get so excited about it and I sit there looking at it going "What is this disaster I am staring at"? And you can't just not accept it. And unlike my family if you are full just dump the rest in the garbage or have leftovers. Their parents make you eat all of it. If you put any food on your plate at one of my friends house it doesn't matter if it tastes terrible. You have to eat it all no excuses. So I learned to just eat at my house beforehand so I have an excuse not to eat it saying that I already ate.
as a german i'd rather take a nap on the autobahn than eating that shit
that sounds großartig
Entspannt im Vergleich dazu
Is that what Edward’s arm is
Me to
If she didn't put so much salt in id eat that lolll
Imagine Charlie's recommended section
Kay, Jack, and Live PD. Toss in a Master Chef or 2
No thanks
Dont forget Forged in fire
@crypt!c it's not yours? I'm getting flooded with Steve Wilkos video recs and I can't stop clicking them because I'm degenerate.
At least I also get parrot and otter videos recommended as well to even it out. I think Algorithm-chan is getting stir-crazy with quarantine.
Probably bunch of dumb shit
“I ate uncle Ben in college nearly every day” is not a sentence that sounds good to someone who’s never heard of uncle Ben
Themurloc true😂😂😂
*sad Peter Parker noises*
(650th like)
Everybody has that one uncle.
Jackass
Yikes.
Watching shit like this makes me appreciate my mother so much more and the fact that not only could she cook but she taught me how to cook as well.
That’s awesome.. being able to cook for yourself is an important tool. Hopefully she tried to instill some healthy eating habits in you as well.. if your parents feed you unhealthy shit as a kid you’re most likely going to continue to eat unhealthy shit as an adult and continue the cycle by passing that down to your kids.
That sounds amazing, as someone with a mom who can barely cook pancakes I’ve had to learn how to cook on my own and at 16 I can cook better than she can, it’s kinda sad.
yeah same
my dad's an amazing cook and taught me to cook some stuff too
from what i've discovered, i'm pretty good at making random stuff entirely from scratch
This comment fits me all to well!
my dad did the same thing with me! :) he taught me how to cook, make healthy food, and make healthy food actually taste good. I’m extremely greatful 💕💕💕
The most disturbing aspect of this was her lack of utensils. WTF stirring everything with her hands?????
The worst thing was her cutting cucumber and onion in her hand just use a board lmfao
@@rafakrukowski2889 i beg to differ but yea a board is definitely safer
@@tempest_2222 *Then beg*
@@rafakrukowski2889 and the onion. Wtf!
They accidentally swallowed all their utensils while shoving the food in their mouths
Jack, the maestro of mayonnaise
Kay, the mistress of mincemeat
Featureman, the duke of diabetes
Mystery Chef, the sorceress of salt
Sara, the baroness of bologna
Paul, the archbishop of asbestos
(Back due to popular demand!)
Tank, the harbinger of safety hazards
Dusty, the monarch of mold
It’s like the power rangers but worse if we get 1 more person
Okay Buddy 👌
Copied
@@Nova-wc1xl And added to, love! But yes, this was not originally my idea. Sorry to disappoint
The four horseman of the foodpocalypse
“Little bit of sugar”
And
“Two shots of vodka”
The same energy
_honeycovez_ also "a bit of olive oil"
"a sprinkle of salt and pepper"
*_just a touch of olive oil_*
**A splash of oliveoil**
A barrel of olive oil
We're making a salad so naturally we need 3 cups of sugar, and half a gallon of vegetable oil.
Yeah, its revolting, cucumber salad does call for a little sugar... like 2 TEASPOONS, maybe 1 tablespoon if you like it sweeter (they used like 4). typically doesn't have oil in it.. but if you wanted to go with oil, they're using a neutral oil like canola or vegetable oil, so they're adding ZERO flavor vs something like Extra Virgin Olive Oil, all they're doing is adding FAT and no taste benefit from it.
@Austin Batton nobody asked you either lmao cringe
Lol
@@WespectRamen nobody asked you either hold on a second nobody asked me either have a nice day
Austin Batton Not sure if this is the joke, but Neelix is the cook in Star Trek Voyager.
This is exactly what Europeans see when they think of Americans
Being full blooded italian and living in the US. I can vouch
No, what I think of is Deepfried Double Glazed Doughnut Cheeseburgers
that is so true lol
@@kidsfundaily5978 were you born in Italy?
@@gordonramslay9955 Ever tried a double fried donutburger? That shit is good
I want a special MasterChef:
- The mayonaise dude
- Kay
- Mysterychef
- Featureman
What about ordinary sausage?
How could you forget Cooking with Jack?
DarksidePhil might be a better cook but he might not be able to finish fast enough
Ordinary sausage can beat all of them combined
With special host airsoftfatty
They just don't realise how bad they are. It's like you've got to physically rewire the brain to help them understand how terrible this food is from a nutritional and culinary perspective.
Thats how my dads gf is and theyre both disgustingly bloated, they both sound like theyre being choked to death when they 'sleep'.
Their idea of a god damn good borderline amazing dinner is every single thing from a can or bag and a crock pot, all with great value brand trash. Put cheese in it and on it its amazing
Well actually, in a culinary sense, I guess it's alright if it taste good for them
Drinker_Of_ Milk actually, table salt is only about 40% sodium.
And when you try to help them they get upset at you for ??? Knowing how to cook?
That's is exactly what it would take. And since the natural pace of the process takes a lifetime, they're doomed.
She's not fat, she just has severe water retention from all that sodium.
Plus she's fat.
@@peterpemrich6962 Doubt.
this is what we call a joke ladies and gentlemen
She's a weightress xD
actually its salt
The way her stomach gently hovers over her counter as she makes the most healthy American dishes is poetic
Sounds like you wanna Hoover that hover
As a german who loves my grandmother's cooking. I am embarrassed that I have lived this long in a perpetual lie thinking my grandmother was even half as good a chef that this woman is
as a german who never liked potato salad i can confirm that this woman changed my life
now I love potato salad
as a fellow german who never new he needed that much grease...i'm levetating
As a German im just eating potato salad on feiern..................
My nigga thats crazy! But I dont remember asking?
@@monsieurlefishe7066 Damn Alain, you got the whole squad laughing...!
Why waste all those ingredients when she could've just eaten mouthfuls of salt
Oh come on now, she clearly has some class. She likes cucumber flavored salt.
what do you mean waste? she probably eats all of it.
Waste? Naw fam, she eats it twice. Coincidentally it comes out exactly the same as it goes in. That shite is unobtainium
The only thing in this video that might have been over seasoned was the cucumber salad. Even the turkey was underseasoned.
She doesnt want to appear in "My Strange Addiction's" radar.
Missed the title opportunity of “sultan of sodium”
My favorite Dire Salts song
@@meltss6630 *diarrhoea straits.
The Saltan?
Master of puppets
SoS
The amount of salt she puts in you would think she's pickling
The way she cut the cucumber is actually a proper technique with a paring knife, since it gives you the most control. Butter under the turkey skin is also a technique meant to produce crispy skin, but the point was defeated when she used huge localized chunks instead of spreading it more evenly and cooked it entirely in the bag.
Ah yes a man of culture as well
Proper technique poor execution
Yeah, but why you would use a pairing knife to cut cucumber is beyond me.
Why did she cut the skin off the cucumber for a salad like that?
Onion however, should not be cut like that. lol
She actually has a chef living inside her body, like rattatoui movie except she ate him.
Are you sure it was a singular chef? To me it looks like it was maybe 4 or 5 chefs
Rattatoui would be better if remmi was inside him
Please change the eat to ate mate that shit really ticks me off for some reason
if Rattatoui had the mind of a real rat unlike the movie
@@palefacethered289 can I delete somebody else's comment?
Imagine being a turkey and dying just for some lady to dump an entire bottle of beer into you and film it
Imagine dying just for someone to shove 4 onions up your arse
ThatChonkyFonky I’d be ok with that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@_SixthDay_ me too
@@thatchonkyfonky3327 if you skip the dying part it sounds like a fun way to spend a Sunday morning
But it is turkey prep except for no seasonings it was done right
“A little bit of sugar” proceeds to dumb the whole bag “ that’s probably 2 table spoons” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Are they joking? That's only 3 tea spoons
More like two spoons there are tables
Her daughter or whoever was recoding even said more like half a cup😭
Could you imagine the crossover if the Mayo Master and Her got together, only for their masterpieces to be turned into sausage?
gay man then Kay would come and cut the sausages with scissors
gay man butter
That's some Marvel/DC Dr.Evil level shit
The most ambitious crossover in history
@@smileitsjustagame2937 It would skip the diabetes hell and kill you instantly. You taste that and god punishes everyone involved.
As a German, I have to say that the potato salad was almost a bigger crime then the one thing we did in the past
@James Tomlin Lets save that for next war
@@benb.8550 I bet his Bratwurst slapped some serious ass
@@goaway1689 *Eva Braun nodding furiously*
Hahahaha good one.
@@benb.8550 wasnt he a vegetarian?
The four horsemen of the apocalypse: marshmallows, salt, mayonnaise, minced meat
Tbh the marshmallow guy is a satire channel but the other three are like nightmare borderline comedy content lol
@@MidoriShiro I believe the category would be "food horror"
Old man, very high blood pressure obese woman, that jack guy that literally sells his own bbq sauce that tastes like shit and xenophobic old woman lays cooking that feeds her horrible cooking to her own son
I came here at 666 likes and won’t ruin it
💀💀
Nein! Das ist KEIN DEUTSCHER Kartoffelsalat!
shut up meg
@@skylanderlover8377 calm down I’m calling the police
I can't read german but I like the sound of angry german noises 😌
ja, es ist müll
@@plokijum translation just in case you wanted it: NO! THAT IS NO GERMAN POTATO SALAD!
This video is exactly the same length as Master of Puppets - Metallica,and is named Master of Salt, coincidence?
Dude how did you..? Very perceptive.
MASTER ! MASTER ! WHERE'S THE FLAVOR I'VE BEEN AFTER
Lucian Drăgălin my laughter is uncontrollable
@@bparanteza9875 love that
There are no accidents
"A little bit of sugar" *_Dumps a lot of sugar_*
Is this that lady who said "Two shots of vodka" and poured a bottle in
No that was my nanny when preparing milk for me. Now I fight polar bears in siberia over seal hunting spots.
It was 2 shots of vodka but okay
its two shots
A generous amount of olive oil
That was Gordan Ramsey I believe.
'Yea that's exactly how our food is prepared!' said literally no German ever...
Honestly not that far off... you'd definitely want a Dusseldorf mustard instead of spicy or dijon. It just slaps of americana so it seems way off.
well true, but that's universally applicable... exchange german for french or italian or really what ever
@@_winter7745 i don't know what you guys up there are doing when this shit resembles your potato salad.
It's kinda how we do it but way off
CaranAWorld no one on earth*
Ah yes, my favorite ingredient in a healthy salad, sugar
The way she mixes things with her bare hands is making me light headed
Bakterien
Let's just hope she cleaned her hands LMAO
Hopefully she didn't take a shit, wiped then left without washing her hands
jack the mister of mayonnaise
kay the mince of meat
feature man the bringer of diabetes
now the saint of salt
The new avengers line-up looks strong.
Wheres sausage man
@@goomballgod He's exempted because most of his creations turn out fine.
FeatureMan doesn't belong in the Fantastic four , he had some ridiculous sweet champ ideas ,but the spot definitely belongs to "Joey the menace of Fatass WorldTour"
Those are all Dark Souls boss names
It makes me uncomfortable that the lady stirred the salad with her bare hand
Does she not have a spoon???
The part that got me was how she cut the onion
I mean stirring a salad by hand is normal, but only with those giant ass salads. And with gloves
i dont think onions dill relish salt pepper and vinegar qualify as salad
Most traditional Middle and Eastern Europe salads are stirred by hand. You would also be surprised how they traditionally make sauerkraut or wine.
4:14
Salt lady: "Two tablespoons of sugar, maybe three"
Girl filming: "I was gonna say *half a cup*"
I feel like she's the kind of person to dump salt into her cereal.
Noo sugar an entire bag of sugar
Bruh you don't?
Yeah man you gotta counterbalance the mushrooms
*takes a bite of fruity pebbles* yup needs more salt
@@kraftp
LOL
"bacon grease and dill relish" is a sentance i never expected to hear.
sentance? lmao
Sentance is a misspelling I never expected to see.
It isn't even a sentence
The founding fathers never intended this
It is a death sentence you know
I love how Charlie imagines mad scientists with cauldrons, I hope he also imagines Witches with Beakers lol
then the professional chemists ride off on their brooms
She looks like that lady chef in Bully.
I'm surprised she didn't invite Jimmy over and sneeze
I-
LMAO when she had her makeup on during that dating quest
bro that game was fucking great i want a sequel so bad...
Jusstyno We don’t need another GTA, We need Bully 2.
charlie's camera angle makes him look like an even shorter child than he actually is
Traxell there he is. Charlie Charlie Charlie. Charlie Charlie Charlie. Lmao.
bruh
When you can't finish a sentence without pausing to catch your breath... ya, that's probably a sign you need to pump the brakes on all that salt.
Nonono... more salt.. and more oil. When in doubt, fill your dopamine receptors in your brain to avoid looking down at the crippling lard tub you have become. :D
@@大砲はピュ free willy, master of salt
I'm German too and eating this every morning and evening.
“A little bit of sugar”
Jesus christ, what maniac pours 2 cups worth of sugar on a salad??!??
I finally understand how so many Americans are overweight if they casually make meals like this 😂😭
gerard you mean that American because idk if everyone makes food like that
@@LYNXzTwist that's racist bro
@Brocc Joebama still racist
Etern4l Saiy4n it’s not racism if it’s not against a race though maybe if they’d said native Americans it’d be racist but american isn’t a race the comment was xenophobic at worst
I can tell such healthy eating is what led to their fit bodies, glistening muscles, and glowing skin. Put all the food possible into a bowl, drown it in salt till it crystallizes, then eat up.
Im jealous of how fit she is
They're fuxking jojo characters
Ahhhh yes, fat jokes. Suuuuuper clever and original. Please tell me how you fit so much raw comedic genius into that of course perfectly fit physique of yours. I'm sure you have a real bright future in stand up 😯
@Guts ...That was an uncomfortably fast reply. You good, fam? Do you need to talk?
@Guts Well I mean, I appreciate you having the courage to be honest about who you are. Keep your chin up, the perfect guy will come along someday 🙃
"Little bit of sugar"
Pours the whole container in
It'S foR ThE CHILDREN!
Steven Smith it’s for Martha
2 shots of vodka
@@simeonkrompart6517
Half a bottle later
The true master chef knows a "dollop" = heaping spoonfuls at minimum
There is something so amazing about watching someone take all of whatever they have chuck it in a pot and add water pepper and a couple pounds of salt and mix it while heating it on a stove. Truly inspiring. I have learnt much from watching this.
Well how do you think stew came to be? Someone just chucked some meat, veggies and salt in some water and boiled it.
@@leadpencil-223 Salt?
I said "eugh" when she dumped that sugar on the cucumbers yiiiikes.
My teeth started to hurt.
That made my insides hurt.
My heart got clogged just by seeing it.
I actually flinched lmaoo
What're you talking about? That's flavor, my guy.
I love how when she wears the mask she can’t fully open her mouth because her face fills up the mask
Fills it up? Her face fucking overflows from it
Her face is scientifically clasified as a liquid
Starting to understand why people get fat. It's not McDonalds or fast food, it's their self-proclaimed expertise in cooking.
These are the people that “Eat healthy because they don’t go out to eat”
Yeah, before this, i didnt think these people actually existed
You're not wrong but more importantly it's about those god damn portions. It's ridiculous, humans are not means to consume that much shit.
Fair point but she’s more of a cook than I am. If the standard for a “cook” is a professional chef than can’t we just agree she’s a non professional cook?
Quintus Grobler true
Im German and that violated my human rights
This looks like something made in a German prison maybe.
German here.even there u get better food, that has nohing to do with german cooking^^
Haschlatte42, looking at the “German Potato Salad” made me not want to be German anymore.
A German prison... In 1943.
Concentration camp*
No even not there
I feel like I'm watching junkies shooting heroin. This is kind of sad...
"Kind of" is an understatement
Probably healthier to shoot heroin
@@mythowrose2742 And not as gross to watch
At least heroin makes you feel good.
You guys sold me on heroin
Imagine cutting into a turkey only to find whole onions and beer inside of it 💀
I once found a Cornish hen and though the turkey was pregnant..but Turkey's don't lay eggs. It was a prank.
i mean the whole onion? pretty standard. the beer? nah
Then only flavored with salt 💀
You’re supposed to remove the onion after
As a German, I silently cried in the corner of my room when that potato salad was being created.
salt, pepper, and sugar are the only “spices” she has 😪
She’s mega white
@@mutated__donkey5840 exactly what I was thinking
@Thatshow ED im white bro, im just also able to come to the terms that white people arent really the best cooks out there
@@cicelypatterson3927 this is a dumb statement lol
@@alexius6952 agreed
So are we even gonna metion how she ripped apart that whole turkey with her bare hands?
I was hoping someone else noticed that. Seriously knives exist for a reason and she just goes in cavewoman style tearing off hunks like a beast. What even.
absolutely barbaric
Those are bear paws
Must be worse knowing you can relate
Because knives are inefficient you beta soy boy
"I ate uncle Ben in college every day"
Spiderman: *Cries in spider language*
With great power comes great re-salt-ibility
"It's kinda like dumping"
In kitchens we might call that assembly
**surprised Pikachu face**
Ok, everyone is talking about the turkey and salt but her dumping all that sugar on the cucumber/onion/salt mix is what made me *really* nauseus 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
Also that's her idea of what a salad is.... Christ...
Yea but that’s salt, pepper, onion, sugar, and more with a light garnish of cucumbers
@@AndrewKennethColborn Its part of the salad, I've had it before and Idk if she did it right but cucumber salad is amazing.
I love sliced cucumbers with a little salt sprinkled on... This shit gross though...
Finger mashing the cucumber "salad" was so gross 🤢
@@AndrewKennethColborn a bit of sugar works well for a lot of savory dishes. She used way too much though
That's the reason why we lost the Second World War. We were constantly dehydrated because of the salt in our potato salad.
Liberum Arbitrium xD
It wasn't salt...
It was ashes.
Started two world wars. Lost both. Nice
@@shanesimpson4407 yes.
@@shanesimpson4407 Germany did not start WW1
can we talk about how she tears apart the entire Turkey with her bare hands
It’s the technique of a master. When Gordon Ramsey want to de-bone a salmon, he tears that bitch in half with his bare hands.
@@ethanspear4471 he's only good at it because he's had practice with the necks of bad restaurant owners
@@lemius6154 and his children
Metal
When you cook it in one of those oven bags it falls apart on it's own. It'd be harder to take it out of the bag in one piece.
0:07 Well that's more terrifying than I expected
Sometimes I forget when watching these that charlie is pretty much as bad as these people are with cooking. lol
But the difference is he knows hes shit. These people dont. xD
@@Wargsy "he knows his shit" *immediately uses the wrong ingredients and doing things in the wrong time*
@@Violetenist Re-read it. "He knows hes shit" meaning he knows that hes a bad cook? There was no i in "hes" lmao.
@@Violetenist lol
@@Wargsy im very sorry for this inappropriate understanding mistake, i clearly never read your comment properly, as i may be unnoticeably dumbfounded at that specific date, i can never forgive such a mistake ever again, and i will atone for all of said crimes ive done, sincerely, sorry
tl;dr, im a fucking idiot
My ex was southern. straight from Virginia. She would salt everything. Literally everything. Potatoes. Pizza. anything that could reasonably have salt on it, had salt on it. About as much as this lady adds.
In Finland, we used to do that in the 60's-70's. If there were any veggies at the table - and there often weren't - they were doused in salt. Tomato with salt, lettuce and cucumber with salt. Berries and fruit were sugared, too. It's completely different nowadays.
I don't know how they do things in Virginia, but I'm from West Virginia & I wouldn't use a tenth of the amount of salt the lady in the video uses...
@@filippians413 Yes. There was a huge anti-fat and anti-salt campaign in the late 70's I think. Finland is big on health culture, since we have public health care (not free but affordable).
I'm southern and I don't overuse salt. I use enough to season but I never add it before testing to see if it needs it. My dad's ex used to salt everything. Salads, burgers, and everything in between. Some of us are salt people and some are sugar people. I'm a sugar person. I prefer sweets to salty almost always. Some like chips Some like chocolate chips.
Hi, this isn't a Virginian thing.
Im surprised her hand didn't dissolve while mixing the cucumbers
Oh it was, it just takes time with a hand that big.
@@12q8 it needs to go through the fat first
@@JALETRATOR 🤣🤣
''looks like we need more salt''
When I was a kid, we were kinda poor, and one of our most common meals were just split cucumbers with olive oil, vinegar and salt. Because of that, I love cucumbers. But this... this made me cry
I show these videos to my father, someone who has been a chef and caterer for years. He is always left disgusted.
@EmptyBio You don’t, but I bet it’s a hell of a lot worse in a professional’s eyes
EmptyBio except that a chefs passion is being murdered in front of them
By the video or you?
“Two tablespoons, maybe three”
Holy *fuuuuuh*
Half the can she means
Salt city
Ah yes, another man of class with a silver Mustang 🧐
Salt equivalent of 2 shots of vodka
sv er meh gerd it’s a cerbra!
Can we get a Charlie cooking series to show how much of a cooking God he is.
TheFanService he’s basically more powerful than Gordon Ramsay at this point.
Charlie would use fleshlights to mash up his potatoes
I bet he would still be able to cook something better then all the 4 horsemen of bad YT chefs combined. I'm subbing to it.
@@zachyg bro
its not serious
kinda cringe
@@zachyg pretty sure he can cook better than the stuff he reacts to, these are ridiculously gross
It's like a drunk person, with no actual cooking experience, but who just finished watching a Chopped marathon, goin at it
Even though she's wearing the mask, I'm still very confident that I could pick her out of a crowd....
Most underrated comment, you got me cackling sir 🤣🤣🤣
Not mystery chef, but extra body mass-ery chef
I was thinking of the same thing, she would look different from everyone else in a crowd.
What would tip you off?
How could you miss her???
I wish he’d critique AmberLynn Reid’s cooking.
YESSSSSSS
or at least Ramadan Amy's ...Or Chintal's...One can dream
Bump
^^^^
“ Cooking “
Charlie should record himself actually recreating these kind of recipes from these weird channels and taste test them just for shits and giggles.
JCResonator Charlie’s gonna die if he does it
I don't think he wants to risk his life, and a trip to the ER just for shits n giggles..
There would be plenty of shits I'll give you that
Bruh don't disrespect Should I Eat, he does this so Charlie doesn't have to
I'd giggiddy
I'm a bit late to the party, but watching these videos gives me confidence in my ability to cook. It's nice growing up with parents that are at least half decent at cooking pasta, grilling, and making stews and roasts. I'd eat my parents' chili everyday of the fucking week if I could. Even the generic canned meat pasta sauce and cheap spaghetti that every one of my childhood friends' parents made, which always tasted the exact same by the way, was better than what I could only imagine this garbage tastes like.
I feel like all these “cooking” channels have the same kitchen
Also, cucumber, lime, and some salt is pretty good
|-/
adding a chilli is really good too
Cucumber vinegar and some chili flakes is a nice snack
Cucumber, lime, and some salt is not good. Its great
@Peter Lemonjello ive tasted it and id disagree so hard
*FUN FACT:*
cooking videos hit different with charlie
Okay facts.
they strangly do
Okay more satisfying with his commentary.
They may hit different with charlie but I do be doing pushups tho
@@doingpushupseverydayuntil2108 who...who asked?
Im positive her version of a lollipop is a salt lamp with a plunger as the stick
B1U3B3RRY and the plunger is from her bathroom
She goes out in the fields and steals the salt licks
My parents raised me to be respectful, courteous, and accepting, especially when invited for dinner. I would make an exception here.
this is so aesthetically gross if i made food like this i would just completely lose my appetite.
Idk how someone could eat that, I remember when my mother made me a pasta salad for me when I did a Christmas music thing at a proper theatre room place, with I think 199 others and so many people watching, it was so tasty, their "salad" would of caused me to if had a meltdown
Kay's cooking should do a collab with this myseterious chef. The ultimate collab
the plot deepens
And Ordinary Sausage should make sausages of all of their shits
Ayy my brother
I bet Kay's son marries her in the ultimate crossover featuring the worst home catering ever.
What.
Shiro Kuruse Kay is another “cooking” channel with her own personal abominations, her son happens to taste test for her in most videos
That amount of cholesterol in one place is legally a kaiju
You made an obvious typo; you wrote “worst” but meant “best”
This is not the worst catering ever! It's the best you know that!
I love how Charlie makes fun of her turkey, but when he makes one it's just as bad
I'm German and i feel as-salt-ted....
and they say germans have no humor.
why does our language sound terrifying to others
@@queueuof not to me. German is one of my fave languages i just love how it sounds.
"its german humor mate, its no laughing matter"
@@queueuof most other languages have people speak softly and then whenever you really hear someone's speaking German it's like "HEIG SCNIGLE GREI" and it's terrifying
@@kannakamui1023
true, plus our history does not help
This German was definitely feeling at home with the first one
Just like my Mom used to make them, good enough to kill literally anything within a mile
as a german I literally feel attacked by that ‘potato salad’
I was gon say u bad until i saw kpoop on your youtube lol
my grandpa killed germans and i'm offended
Youre beautiful
you germans could declare World War III now
@@PeterPhinney Lol. Thank you, Peter's grandpa. Sincerely, a German.
...only if he exclusively did it in the 40s, though.
I am German and even my grand grandmother prepared the classic potato Salat exactly like the mysterychef did!
8:32 “I ate Uncle Ben in College almost every day.”
Peter Parker:
🤣🤣 lmao this comment needs more likes
Uncle Ben was eaten before in one of the Spider Man comics lol. Poor Uncle Ben, he can't seem to ever catch a break.
@@jnoirj3124 really??? Lmao
@@crispycoochie7760 Im not too surprised, marvel never pulls punches
Things Mystery Chef has no concept of:
-Salads
-Cutting boards
-Utensils
-Blood Pressure
Also, this was posted on my birthday, nice!
Happy super belated birthday
happy really really belated birthday
happy
Meditation
happy almost birthday!! :)
As a german, this makes me wanna make the zimmerman case look like an absolute joke
Are these what you guys used to feed the jews?
@@Charlie092 No not even Nazis would have been so cruel. We didn't feed them at all
@@kaelflamebringer3436 ah that's good
Kael Flamebringer you fed them water with a sock in it and called it soup actually.
Galactus based
3:14 NEIN
Dude she looks like a discord admin who would try to buy 50 20 packs of mountain dew
Speedo Sausagee neckbeard female version
@@Shirokuruse a leg-beard
Feel holy shit you’re right.
Speedo Sausagee hair on fleek
The real mystery is how their kidneys haven't exploded yet
itzdanburton that profile picture makes it better
Hxted Renegade it does
Hxted Renegade it does
@@Kwispygod yes
@@Kwispygod yes
Actual german here. That's definitely not a german potato salad.
Edit: salat = salad
mixed up my german and english here
Tschoii90 id probably match better by ripping up cabbage with my bare hands and calling it sauerkraut
Yes its not and potsto Salad is fucking Great The real stuff
Yeah REAL german potatoe salad is good af
Wir sind hier die Deutschen lol
Mach keine witze über die leckersten schweinebraten du hundesexualorakriker
I mean she has mostly the right ingredients.
But it's kinda like trying to make a baby by taking a handful of sperm and a handful of menstrual blood and rubbing them together.
when he said THE LORE RUNS DEEP I cried and never stopped
"A little bit of sugar." Proceeds to pour out a representation of all of the sugar I have eaten in my entire life.