Telling his daughter, "if you ain't gone listen to me, you ain't gone listen to nobody." I was crying laughing. Then telling the audience to yell if they wanted to check up. BRILLIANT!!! Rahn is funny 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂
I find it hard to find comedians that can make me laugh and is clean enough that I can watch with my kids as well. Its really getting rare these days and exposes this mans extreme talent. ROFL. Thanks so much for this super talented guy!
I actually wear hearing aids myself (age 13, male) and they’re also Bluetooth and I used them to listen to this video! I chose black so they can stand out so i can spread a little awareness about hearing loss. Dont be ashamed of your hearing aids because those are super cool! You can just turn em down when you don’t wanna hear someone! 😂 just dont do it with your parents though if you’re a kid lol
@Yaje Lema Thanks! 😊 To whomever may read this, have a blessed day! And also just a random bit of wisdom; “Wether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right.” -Henry Ford
Oh wow, that's cool. A girl posted a TikTok about a teacher confiscating her hearing aids because he thought they were regular Bluetooth earbuds. She couldn't hear him throughout the lesson and at the end when he found out she was telling the truth he lost his job.
I have listened to a number of Dry Bar clips and it has been an absolute pleasure to hear intelligent comedians that don't require bad language in their repertoire to be extremely funny thank you 👍
@@jacqualinpinto8006 because his biological dad was never really there in his life he got the AWAY jersey ( away teams are guests ), and his step-dad got the HOME jersey because he was always there for him and was like an actual father.
His jokes were hard hitting, cutting, pushing the envelope and just straight up raw. Anytime you can make a joke about taking your daughter's hearing aids straight hilarious 😂 comedic genius. 💯
@@sarahlovee1865 That's amazing, I had to do that with my 7 younger siblings at one point. Note: That was a lot of sticky notes, I said bye to my allowance lol
"You can use me as a reference". "Gimme the hearing aids, if you ain't gonna listen to me you ain't gonna listen to nobody". The home and away jerseys joke was classic.
Interesting observation. He’s objectively funny and a universal way. Yet, only one in ten comedy fans who LIKE comedy liked this? So it seems, Christianity (particularly the fundamentalist variety) has some self-awareness to strive for. Let’s pray they think about (and work on) that. Looking forward to seeing more of this guy and those like him.
I can only speak for myself but the bit about beating up his kids and being sore for 3 days didn't make me laugh, it made me cringe. Maybe that's one reason there's not as many likes as there could be? BTW I'm not judging the humor or people who find it funny, just answering your question.
HEY RAHN YOU ARE OFF THE HOOK. ONE OF THE BEST COMEDIANS THAT I'VE SEEN IN QUITE AWHILE. YOU JUST FLOW , NO STRUGGLE TO START A NEW JOKE. THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS. KEEP IT REAL ALWAYS.
“I love what you’ve done to your hair... now do you wash it once a day as face or twice as week as hair.” I nearly fell to the floor in laughter. I mean that was hilarious especially when you sitting next to a bald guy.
It's hard to make people laugh, it's harder to make a crowd full of sober people laugh amazing job! One of the best clean comedy sets I've heard. Thank you! It's nice to listen to something and not have my 6yr old repeat the cuss words he heard from what I was listening too! ❤️❤️
This was fantastic and I laughed all the way through!! Congrats to you and your lovely wife. I love to see long marriages in our community. My husband and I are celebrating 23 years this year.
Yeah.. How about 'How do you like the chicken carbonara I spent all this time on?' --> Step son's response --> 'It's ok I guess. I just don't like the texture..... Or the taste.'
Aye I felt the black parent vibes soooo hard when he said Give me the hearing aids if you not gonna listen to me you not gonna listen to nobody 🤣😂. I’m going to laugh all day from that one.
I am very grateful to “Dry Bar Comedy” for clean, amazing & most hilarious standup comedy, we can enjoy with friends and family. Lately standup comedy had become more about cussing and vulgar/obscene content. I had stopped watching stand up altogether… but now I am hooked to Dry Bar ! 😄
I stumbled on your video. I wanted something to cheer up my niece who was mowed down by a dumster truck. She was so much in pain but your brilliant comedy put a smile on her face. Thank you so much.
Lmao true story, I had a bug get in my ear as a kid and got taken to the hospital by my mom because I was freaking out and it was freaking out in my ear. The doctor got it out and then asked "what if it laid eggs?" making me freak out more and laughed hard me for a bit before telling me that he'd gotten everything out.... This video just made me laugh hard at myself.
As a once hearing impaired mother with a daughter and a spiritual Father in the Catholic Church, who is now healed from my brain injury, I can relate to the hearing aids jokes! 😋✌️! Funny stuff!
Omg, I LOVED THAT! I liked when he talked about his little girl! It broke my heart that she we so happy to hear all of those things & a bonus that she likes them! He had THAT crowd in the palm of his hand and I can definitely see why! I knew when he said he found her stash of "vitamins" that they were birth control, I just knew it! Very funny show! He's hilarious! ☆☆☆☆☆👏👏🎤
Making his kids watch a cliffhanger of Abraham sacrificing Isaac as punishment told me this guy's got a monumental sense of humor. Great set!
most cure all's include a warning label... Fortunately... He skipped that crap! 😆
Stopped to make a comment after that bit... 1:30 in LOL. Literally hilarious!
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I agree I thought that was just hysterical even though I saw it coming
😂
My wife is a better half of me. "You better do that.. better do this...".
I am dead! 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
Telling his daughter, "if you ain't gone listen to me, you ain't gone listen to nobody." I was crying laughing. Then telling the audience to yell if they wanted to check up. BRILLIANT!!! Rahn is funny 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂
Hilarious!!! And I watch a lot of Comedy 😂🤣🤣🤣😂
😝😝 That was a good joke!
Comedy gold!
Right!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
I don’t if I should’ve laughed😂
I find it hard to find comedians that can make me laugh and is clean enough that I can watch with my kids as well. Its really getting rare these days and exposes this mans extreme talent. ROFL. Thanks so much for this super talented guy!
I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY LAUGH WITH MY KIDS PRICELESS ♥️👏👏👏👏👏👏🤩🤩🤩
The "grandma it's jobs out there if you serious" got me dead 💀
I bumped into dry bar one day and never looked back. i can finally watch with my wife and laugh. i love it
same
Clean comedy is very difficult. This is fantastic!
Honestly. When done well it's usually the funniest comedy to me
It's not difficult unless your convinced that good comedy has to include foul language.
@@tonjirucker999 it takes a bit more finesse than that. Clean comedy can also be particularly dirty. Which requires more wit
I would not call this clean, to anyone with half a brain there is alot of racism and cruelty as a base for the jokes
I mean he beats his kids and calls it old school. It’s called abuse
Drybar has gold. I had no idea, but a lot of the comedians on here are much better than the mainstream ones. This one was GREAT! Love his expressions!
💯!!
I feel the same way. I love the Drybar channel!!
So true!!
You are by far a keeper. Laughed all the way to the end.😂
It's rare to come across brilliant act. Clean, intelligent and hilarious.
“This is definitely going to be an away game.” I’m still laughing at the line.
I actually wear hearing aids myself (age 13, male) and they’re also Bluetooth and I used them to listen to this video! I chose black so they can stand out so i can spread a little awareness about hearing loss. Dont be ashamed of your hearing aids because those are super cool! You can just turn em down when you don’t wanna hear someone! 😂 just dont do it with your parents though if you’re a kid lol
This is so wholesome
@Yaje Lema Thanks! 😊 To whomever may read this, have a blessed day! And also just a random bit of wisdom; “Wether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right.” -Henry Ford
Lol your silly 😊
Oh wow, that's cool. A girl posted a TikTok about a teacher confiscating her hearing aids because he thought they were regular Bluetooth earbuds. She couldn't hear him throughout the lesson and at the end when he found out she was telling the truth he lost his job.
@@debrawestbrook8960 gullible
I have listened to a number of Dry Bar clips and it has been an absolute pleasure to hear intelligent comedians that don't require bad language in their repertoire to be extremely funny thank you 👍
Lol
Exactly
Curse words are just...words. they're not the boogey man 😄
Almost All The Comedians For Dry Bar Doesnt Curse
Agreed
The step dad vs dad jersey joke was absolutely brilliant!! Wow
Would you please help me understand it please?
@@jacqualinpinto8006 because his biological dad was never really there in his life he got the AWAY jersey ( away teams are guests ), and his step-dad got the HOME jersey because he was always there for him and was like an actual father.
@@jacqualinpinto8006 also it was a Padres jersey which is the Spanish word for father.
His jokes were hard hitting, cutting, pushing the envelope and just straight up raw. Anytime you can make a joke about taking your daughter's hearing aids straight hilarious 😂 comedic genius. 💯
😂❤ he's amazing!
I love how obscure some of his jokes are! It always takes an extra second for audience to get the full joke.
😂😂😂 I almost spit my coffee out I'm sitting here playing Farmville while I'm listening to this bit. 😂😂😂
Oh dear, my son is a politely disrespectful child too. It's so good to know I'm not the only one with a little man like that. 🤣🤣😂😂
This guy is hilarious!!! And very talented. I wish him continued success.
Very funny. He has lots of new stuff I never heard before. If he is doing his own writing, great job. And your delivery is excellent. Good job.
If? Why wouldn't he be?
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@@opulence_prime Many comedians have writers.
“Who cleans up after seeing eye dogs?” 😂😂 that’s actually a really good question
In the UK guide dog owners are exempt from dog fouling fines.
Breath of fresh air, such a funny set always love finding a comic I haven’t seen before.
Absolutely i concur!!!!
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Dry Bar Comedy hit a home run with Rhan!! Hilarious!!
The quick my wife is my better half joke is one of the best jokes ever... Loved it.
The applications at the mall...priceless! You are so clever and funny. Thank you!
My son turns his hearing aid off when hes doing things he knows he isnt supposed to. 'Well I didnt hear anyone say no so it must be fine'
Stick a note with a reminder of what he shouldn't do on his stuff and make him wear it to school
Your son is a genius lol 🤣🤣
Smart kid
@@rompevuevitos222 I have "eric no!" sticky notes everywhere lol
@@sarahlovee1865 That's amazing, I had to do that with my 7 younger siblings at one point.
Note: That was a lot of sticky notes, I said bye to my allowance lol
I like the part about getting applications and hand out to people asking for change.
This man is truly a comedian. I Nj0yd his show❗
That Ebola joke hits harder in quarantine 😂😑
lmao
Hahaha!
Yup.
B.Michael Brown right
no, it doesn't. how are ebola and covid related
I'm so glad I watched this. His delivery is on point.
"You can use me as a reference". "Gimme the hearing aids, if you ain't gonna listen to me you ain't gonna listen to nobody". The home and away jerseys joke was classic.
Wow! He made me laugh out loud so many times. Even my husband walked by and laughed at some of his jokes. He's good! 🤭😂🤣
excuse me, mister ma'am, i know i ain't supposed to talk to strangers, but them shoes is cute! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Clean AND dark comedy? I'm a fan 😂 lol
This was the first time I’ve ever heard him and I was not disappointed!! Clean comedy, I love it!!
He is awesome. He needs to do more videos!
“Good game, poor coaching. You almost had us. You gave a good effort” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was the best; though there were so many good one 🤣 😂
Slapping them on the booty you can leave that out 😂
"I love 🐔 chicken." 😆😆😆 This guy's hilarious. I love his comedy.
I dun get it?
Called grandma and said there are jobs out there if you are serious! bahahaha
I read this comment at the same time he was saying it! Lol
@@ruthann2051 🤣🤣🤣
What did granma' say? Lol
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LOL watching this on 20/1/2020 (Australia time) - as far as I'm concerned...TRUMP is in the past....you Americans still have him for 24 hours!!
He's so clever. "I just throw them out there, it's up to you to catch them!"
I was wondering if there were any funny stand up comedians left and I'm happily surprised :) this man is a legend
67 k views and less than a thousand likes? Im surprised...he is actually hilarious...💛 laughter is good for the soul..Thanks for posting this.
Interesting observation. He’s objectively funny and a universal way. Yet, only one in ten comedy fans who LIKE comedy liked this? So it seems, Christianity (particularly the fundamentalist variety) has some self-awareness to strive for. Let’s pray they think about (and work on) that. Looking forward to seeing more of this guy and those like him.
I can only speak for myself but the bit about beating up his kids and being sore for 3 days didn't make me laugh, it made me cringe. Maybe that's one reason there's not as many likes as there could be? BTW I'm not judging the humor or people who find it funny, just answering your question.
Some people just font press like and maybe some people are to hard to please
midFeb 2021: 1.9 Million views ... 39k likes
Love this guy. He made me get tears from laughing! The part about how his daughter told him his back and stomach don't match anymore!🤣
This had me cracking up at work. 😂 Jumbo shrimp 🍤
Sue here : jumbo shrimp lol!!!!!
He had me dying so hard!🤣 I want to see more.
He squeezed a couple of laughing tears out of me. Very good.
Hi beautiful Queen
True no one remembers phone numbers anymore 😂😂😂
So TRUE use to Manage Bands Knew every One's # and Where Every PAYPHONE WAS LOVE TECHNOLOGY
“NBA is not interested ... at this time.” 😂😂😂
9:53 BEST CAT IMPRESSION EVER. HIS MOVEMENTS ARE KEYYYYY
Perfect delivery! Loving this guy.
He's hilarious ... I almost didn't watch him ... Glad I did ...
HEY RAHN YOU ARE OFF THE HOOK. ONE OF THE BEST COMEDIANS THAT I'VE SEEN IN QUITE AWHILE. YOU JUST FLOW , NO STRUGGLE TO START A NEW JOKE. THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS. KEEP IT REAL ALWAYS.
This is the cleanest comedy I've seen for years. Thanks Rahn
“I love what you’ve done to your hair... now do you wash it once a day as face or twice as week as hair.”
I nearly fell to the floor in laughter. I mean that was hilarious especially when you sitting next to a bald guy.
😂
This one had me rolling!!
Same lmao
I love hearing people in the audience laughing so hard 🤣
“I’m off fast ... like a cheetah... alright a black panther” 😂😂😂
Grandma its jobs out there if u serious😂😂😂😂😂😂 i was screaminggg
If you ain't gone listen to me..
You ain't gone listen to nobody
😂😂😂
"Ummmm excuse me Mr Ma'am..." 😂😂😂
cute shoes!
*Everything is cute when it's little*
😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
💯
SO relatable....father was the best at hide and go seek. Love the HOME and AWAY jerseys🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤
Thank you for the love ❤️
It's hard to make people laugh, it's harder to make a crowd full of sober people laugh amazing job! One of the best clean comedy sets I've heard. Thank you! It's nice to listen to something and not have my 6yr old repeat the cuss words he heard from what I was listening too! ❤️❤️
I loved him! I agree that clean comedy is hard to find and this was perfect to send to my christian father.
This is an amazing set done masterfully.. never heard of him prior and never will forget after
I was feeling a little down and this cheered me up. Especially the bill collector bit, that was genius👏👏👏
This was fantastic and I laughed all the way through!! Congrats to you and your lovely wife. I love to see long marriages in our community. My husband and I are celebrating 23 years this year.
Hes got sum range in his jokes and still managed to keep it relatively clean.
Okay, this guy deserves a good round of applause. Great set, and I make laugh. 🙃
Lyric Malo I make laugh?
@@wordtothebigbird I am use google translate.
Needs work.
@@MrMate8869 I totally agree, Mr. Dog.
I understood what you said and totally agree, he's really funny!
Man I was constantly rolling. I love this clean comedy
So refreshing, clean comedy. Love this guy.
Ain’t nobody looking for clean comedy but you 😂
I REALLY ENJOY A COMEDIAN THAT I COULD ENJOY WITH MY KIDS
OmG! I love this!!! Laughter is good like a medicine. I am fighting COVID and laughing so hard. Thanks
You good now? Hope so!
@@chanmusic9858 yes. Thank you
I got one of those polite disrespectful kids too! Lol
🙌
So do I. Lol
Me too 🙄😂
I was that kid. I remember visiting my friend's apartment when I was about 9. I looked around and said wow this is small.
Yeah.. How about 'How do you like the chicken carbonara I spent all this time on?' --> Step son's response --> 'It's ok I guess. I just don't like the texture..... Or the taste.'
Hes so straight up funny. His jokes are real and hilarious 🤣 😂 😆. Love it!!
Aye I felt the black parent vibes soooo hard when he said
Give me the hearing aids if you not gonna listen to me you not gonna listen to nobody 🤣😂. I’m going to laugh all day from that one.
Yesss! 😂😭
First time watching Rahn's stand up. Loved it. Hilariously talented
I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY ONE FUNNY DUDE
I am very grateful to “Dry Bar Comedy” for clean, amazing & most hilarious standup comedy, we can enjoy with friends and family. Lately standup comedy had become more about cussing and vulgar/obscene content. I had stopped watching stand up altogether… but now I am hooked to Dry Bar ! 😄
That birth certificate joke was so underrated 😂😂😂
I didn't get it
@@mm-zm8ys it was alluding to that one time trump wanted to see if Obama’s birth certificate because he thought he wasn’t a US citizen
He’s hilarious! Love this guy. Thanks!
“Don’t no one know numbers anymore” 😆😂👏🏽so true!
Laughed the whole freaking time! And it's funnier cuz it was all based on his real life
That Grandma joke is hilarious 🤣
I stumbled on your video. I wanted something to cheer up my niece who was mowed down by a dumster truck. She was so much in pain but your brilliant comedy put a smile on her face. Thank you so much.
Prayers and love sent your way!!!
@@ComedianRahnHortman Thank you so much. She is now in heaven still smiling over your jokes. Keep on bringing smile to our hearts. God bless.
I did an actual spit-take on "Once a day as a face." Thank you man, you're hilarious.
“ among all of his friends, he was the best hide and seek” 😂😂😂 Dady doesn’t usually come around hilarious
Lmao true story, I had a bug get in my ear as a kid and got taken to the hospital by my mom because I was freaking out and it was freaking out in my ear. The doctor got it out and then asked "what if it laid eggs?" making me freak out more and laughed hard me for a bit before telling me that he'd gotten everything out.... This video just made me laugh hard at myself.
I haven't laughed so much to where I've had tears in a long time
He is actually funny and no profanity! I admire that...😆💯
It's 'DRY BAR'!
OMG! Absolutely hilarious. 1 of the best comedy sets I’ve seen in a while.
As a once hearing impaired mother with a daughter and a spiritual Father in the Catholic Church, who is now healed from my brain injury, I can relate to the hearing aids jokes! 😋✌️! Funny stuff!
Omg, I LOVED THAT! I liked when he talked about his little girl! It broke my heart that she we so happy to hear all of those things & a bonus that she likes them! He had THAT crowd in the palm of his hand and I can definitely see why! I knew when he said he found her stash of "vitamins" that they were birth control, I just knew it! Very funny show! He's hilarious! ☆☆☆☆☆👏👏🎤
I listened to this guy twice and I was laughing so hard
" Rahn Hortman is a very funny man and I have enjoyed this video.
Thanks for sharing this with your viewers, Dry Bar Comedy people ! "
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These jokes are too funny and they make you think. Great job!
IS IT JUST ME OR IS MORE PEOPLE RUMMAGING THROUGH THE STAND UP COMEDY SHOWS DURING THE QUARANTINE?🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same here :3
NO, IT'S JUST YOU. I'M GOING FROM VIDEO TO VIDEO LEAVING SUPERFLUOUS MESSAGES ENTIRELY IN CAPITAL LETTERS.
@@donmiller2908 😜😜😜😜
It's funny cause I started watching like a week before the quarantine so when it came I was in my stride 😂
hendo19742 nope it’s not just you we all need some laughs during this thing
Brilliant! Rahn has coined a new term - we already have PC - now we have PD!! Thank you.
He has such talent with delivery
Whoever does the backgrounds I love them
"Who cleans up after seeing-eye dogs?" LOL- I've always asked that same thing!
“You ever do something so stupid you don’t have an answer for it? But as a man you have to?”
*flashbacks ensue*
i dont want no kids neither cus we're family and that's what we're gonna do 😂
Watched this like 5 times. Still funny as always. Great set.
His face when she says it’s birth control, straight up priceless and exactly how we look when we do something dumb thinking we are getting even! 😂😂
That was my favorite!!!!!😂
First time of hearing about this man. This guy is one of the funniest "clean" comedians. Definitely gonna check him out.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’s so hallarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 those comedians are like therapists, they soothe the mind gratelly.
Ohh man, this brother had me lol!!! Clean comedy!! Praise God!!!