Karl Pilkington's Funniest Theories | Compilation, Part Two
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• Karl Pilkington's Funn...
I always come back here for a laugh when I'm feeling down. Thanks Karl
@31:05 Ricky's impromptu ability to imagine 20 seconds of dialogue replete with distinct voices for 4 different characters really gives us an insight to why he's been such a great comedy producer
Sort of freshy smell init
He’s just so funny, they’re all hilarious I just love it 😂😂😂😂
Same condensity
😊😊😊
I love listening to Ricky, people say he's annoying but I would say that is role in this show. Obviously I don't know him personally but it is just a comedy show and I think these people need to realise you can't just express hate on celebrities when you haven't met them
I'd love for them to do these podcasts in today's world there is a lot going on and would be great convo
I love how Karl stands his ground! Well what have you done?🤣
What do u remember then? was also a hilarious retort to them laughing about ‘the tick-tack incident’ 😂👍
@@bazglsgw1208tinging it's way up the tube
@@bigshagger8277 Ping pong ting tong! 😂😂👍
Willynillilly
Steve’s completely wrong about swimming goggles … all of them sink
Steve, I am surprised I haven't seen you in there🤣🤣🤣
16:00
*Karl:* It's a shame you can't tip as much as you used to be able to
*Steve:* You mean in a restaurant?
*Karl:* No, just when you're getting rid of a mattress or something
I’m italian living in London, and Karl is 100% fucking right.
Why stay?
Luca Salvatore sounds Polish
@@catatonicable to steal all the benefits
@@joewright9879it doesn't at all!!😂 Luca is short for a name like Gianluca which is Italian , and Salvatore is clearly Italian.
What are you talking about you spacker!!!?😂
Polish surnames tend to end with ski, and first names like Lukasz.
18:16 the original "whats the dog doing" meme created by karl
'Shorts man, they were out more than they were in, they had a tan'
That is absolute class
You wouldn't be saying that if you had to see him on a regular basis!
They should def make a new series of the ricky gervais show. I would definitely tune in every week.
Love it. Karl is legendary. Epic vidz...still top choice a year later
Still love Karl! He is one of a kind...If you missed his cameo as the copper recently in ‘the thief, his wife and the Canoe’ he was genuinely good. I was pleasantly surprised. The whole show was good too! But seeing him call ‘bullshit’ made it all worthwhile. Would never have guessed from these days he’d ever be able to act..
@bina nocht lol so did I. Not quite as a surreally high-brow as that but still fantastic entertainment (albeit based on a real story). And for Karl alone it is worthwhile.
Yes it was worthwhile to see Karl as bullshit man.
He also plays a debt collector in a recent series i watched but can't remember the name of series sorry
Brilliant with the black screen👌
Facts 💯
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@@flameasuie you get to
@@flameasuie you get to
I don’t don’t think
34:19 is hilarious.! Karl has got some witty one liners!
That's hilarious
“You don’t see many disappointed blind people” neither do they 😂
Perfection.
Well 😁❤️
Karl’’s right-no one remembers if you were at their wedding and they certainly don’t care. I give them a hundred dollar check, and leave after the ceremony.
Tingin’ its way up the tube,
Tingin’ its way up the tube,
Ting tong, ping pong,
Tingin’ its way up the tube.
Hahahahaha 🤣 the famous tick tack
18:11 So it was Karl who started "What the dog doin?"
“Chased by a bee, scored a goal.”
I have a hilarious mental image of this.
Karl seems totally incapable of being dishonest. I think he’s great, and funny as fuck.
When Ricky said it was like she was her only witness to existence... Cut deep that but on another note it was like playing buckaroo 😂🤣😂🤣
"Lets have a game of knobopoly"
"A game of Knobaration"
Chess...Cock!
Fuckaroo!
@@Tomversal no, fuckapoo!
Pmsl prescription goggles 🤣🤣 wonder if Steve has got a prescription windscreen for his car 😂😂😂🤣
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Nice touch having a blank screen 👌
Edit, I see the same sentiment in the comments.... same emoji too. Spooky.
Karl Pilkington is underrated. Probably the only person in the world that doesn't live his life according to trends, likes, views, woke agendas, popular opinion, social status and politics.
Yeah in a lot of ways he is actually pretty clever lol a do like the way he thinks and to be pretty honest we all have some pretty crazy stories
I like how he doesn’t use buzz words and meaningless phrases like “woke Agenda”
Karl really cracks me up - no other levels of being kind to an old person “Meeting someone at the bus stop to popping their piles back in” 😂
Karl is so funny 😂😂😂
33:24 "What do you remember then" fucking classic
Nothing...
Nothing at all. 🤦♂️
Karl Pilkington.
The man with incredible thinking eyes!! 🤦♂️
Steve thinks he can't do anything that requires great effort because of his glasses. It didn't stop Gordon Freeman 😄
He's gonna have my hand here 🤣🤣
The world is a duller place with out Karl on TV or radio ..
Tinging it's way up the tube
Never forget ‘could the world fall’ and ‘treat the world like a head’
Karl talks more sense sometimes than they make out. He's not as daft as they try to make him look. The way Karl's mind works, isn't much different to the average person, he's just not shy of admiting it without sounding stupid.
The part about his mind and way being like the average person but more honest is terrifying but insightful. The average person is a mix of ignorant (with little to no attempt to ever become less so - some outright PROUD of knowing almost nothing about the mind blowing and wonderful multiverse we live in) and idiocy (ignorance is curable, idiocy is largely genetic and childhood/schooling/culture)
Oh, also, with that dismal evaluation of most people's mental capacity (I think ignorance and injurious complacency is o0% of the problem - if the prevailing culture wasn't a mix of lukewarm (left) and explicitly hostile (right) to the very concept of learning, science, and expertise, I think current human biology is capable of unimaginable feats of learning, understanding, and exploration, but it's so focused on making your shitty underpayment anti-creativity jobs we are forced to do for a wee fraction of the profit produced by you yourself .
I agree with that
They were really trying too hard to get a laugh out of when karl was making the point that, although they may not seem related at times, presentation affects a lot of things. Karl was making sense there but obviously could’ve worded it better
You know, they make fun of Karl quite a lot, but at least he doesn't cackle like a witch, Gervais.
Hexan. True he just mumbles in uneducated Manc .
...my perscription is so dense they sunk straight to the bottom" lol
14:34 English fair play 😆😆😆 Sorry for laughing but I'm Irish...
Its not just Irish... anyone else in the world too.
Fair play in Ireland probably means something completely different knowing the typical stereotypes 😆
Yea he's talking shit... That's from an English person.
I'm Irish too but not a monumental bore like this guy.
Boo hoo
5:00 _"I was a late-comer to pasta..."_
😂[The scene opens with a dimly lit stage. A spotlight illuminates a lone microphone stand in the center. As the audience settles down, Ricky Gervais, dressed in a black suit, walks onto the stage with a mischievous grin.]
RICKY GERVAIS: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you, thank you! Tonight, I want to talk to you about someone who's become a legend in his own right. A man who has single-handedly redefined the word "idiot." Yes, you guessed it, Karl Pilkington.
[The audience chuckles and applauds.]
RICKY GERVAIS: Now, Karl is not your typical bloke. No, no, no. He's a special kind of bloke. The kind that makes you question the very fabric of human intelligence. I mean, if there was a contest for the most bizarre thoughts, Karl would win it hands down. And let's be honest, it's not a competition anyone would want to win.
[Laughter ripples through the audience.]
RICKY GERVAIS: Karl is a man who sees the world through a unique lens. You know, the kind of lens you find at the bottom of a pint glass after a night of heavy drinking. But let me tell you, it's precisely that lens that makes him a comedic genius. I've known Karl for years, and I can safely say that he's the most unintentionally funny person I've ever met.
[The crowd bursts into laughter.]
RICKY GERVAIS: You see, Karl has this ability to take the simplest things and turn them into absurd, mind-boggling tales. I remember once, we were having a chat about evolution, and Karl comes up with this gem of a theory. He says, "What if dinosaurs never really went extinct? What if they just got smaller and turned into birds?" I mean, imagine that! T-Rexes ruling the skies, terrorizing pigeons. It's preposterous, but it's pure Karl.
[The audience erupts in laughter and applause.]
RICKY GERVAIS: But it's not just his theories that make Karl so endearing. It's his complete lack of self-awareness. He's like a walking contradiction. On the one hand, he's the most skeptical person you'll ever meet. He questions everything, and I mean everything. On the other hand, he's so gullible that you can convince him that a potato is the next big thing in fashion, and he'll believe it.
[The crowd laughs heartily.]
RICKY GERVAIS: Karl's adventures around the world have also provided us with some priceless moments. From his hilarious encounters with foreign cultures to his baffling travel habits, it's like watching a real-life Mr. Bean, but without the charm or grace.
[The audience bursts into laughter.]
RICKY GERVAIS: Now, some people might call Karl an idiot, but I think that's far too simple a label. Karl is a philosopher, a visionary of stupidity. He's a man who dares to ask the questions no one else would even consider asking. Questions like, "Why don't we use more of our brain? Is it because we're saving it for something really important, like when we're asleep?" I mean, who else but Karl could come up with that?
[The crowd roars with laughter
Karl’s whole mental structure can be defined with the line “I’m using me fables.”
He’s not really dumb. He lives in a world that doesn’t exist and has never existed. So weird.
Yeh🎉
Karl is on point on the wedding shit. On god
52:00 “I’ll do one side of the brain and you do the other” haha hilarious Ricky
As much as Karl’s the star of these videos, Ricky was on top form in this one
Who can't like Karl?
The gas man
Suzanne
Wendy
Little gay fellas??
Head like an orange
I attended a Harley street surgery for a heart stent op. (I was covered by work) And Karl is absolutely right about gay mags. I couldn't understand why myself.
Probably make sense if you were gay pal
Gonna make people jealous here: I haven't heard a lot of this stuff before :)
The greatest non comedian off all time😆🤣😂👍
Steve's wrong about the "Politely marching across no-mans land" for World War 1. WW1 was actually comprised of a lot of urban, woodland, mountain, and desert combat.
The forced charges toward MG nests was during the Stalemates, and were mostly done by the French out of desperation. Which they quickly changed due to massive losses.
They figured that out pretty quickly with snipers, tunnel digging, clouds of gas, creeping artillery barrages, Night time trench raids, and eventually, tanks.
Edit;
Technically, Karls right on Rickys fact about the English not wanting to use Crossbows. It was likely more to do with cronyism than it being "an unskilled, dishonorable weapon". The Catholic Church tried to ban them, yet in the Battle of Crecy, (theoretically banned) English Crossbowmen drove back (Theoretically banned) French Crossbowmen.
Plus, The English ban was more to do with increasing the use of longbows, which I'm sure Royalty at the time were pocketing money through sales of said longbows. A well trained Longbowman can outshoot a novice Crossbowman in every way. And most people back then were VERY proficient with a bow.
Yeah a can see were he's coming from
Yeah plus sometimes they had to walk due to the fact they were bringing all their gear with them which weighed them down like during the battle of the Somme
@@nayten0324 WW1 was a mostly Horsepowered war. The scarred, cratered landscape being as it was, it was usually easier to move artillery pieces and equipment via horse.
Walking in that mud must have been hell. Especially with all the corpses mixed into it, too.
They were out more than they were in, they had a tan - 💯 killer💀🤣🤣
Little skin flint lmao
It's tinging it's way up the tube 😂
I can’t remember my life before 6 either lol 34:10
Same. I call BS on them claiming they have all of these toddler aged memories.
Not sure why Ricky was contesting Karl's view that the appearance of food influences whether or not we want to eat it, I think that's the case for a lot of people! For me, the presentation of a dish is not extremely important but well presented food can definitely make it more appealing IMO.
Exactly, food decorators/photographers get paid big money to make the perfect ads/images/thumbnails of big restaurant franchises like McDonalds, Burger King, KFC etc...
Even Coca-Cola company and alike use ice and splashes of water to sell their product.
That was very annoying of Ricky. For example, Balut might taste delicious but it looks vile and the idea of it is vile, I’m sure ricky would agree
This episode HAS to be the movie idea for the movie Steve was in called Table 23? I think it was that but the point is, where all the singles are sat and talking about their gifts being shoved to a corner and so on… show of hands who’s been there? We just saw a super funny movie with Steve called Movie 43 … if you haven’t seen it, it’s a riot. Their was a podcast episode of them talking about balls on the chin and movie 43 does it. Couldn’t believe it! Steve must have thrown that in?!
Have a good sleep everyone here in Kitchener 🇨🇦💤🙈
What's the dog doing? 😂😂
"It's f*cking lovely but he's been sick all over the c*nting place!" Proof that you can be skilled in cursing
the longbow would far outclass a crossbow rick, they were lighter, they can load up to 6 times fater than a crossbow and could far exeed the range..
Gervais is clearly a french sounding name...
My thoughts exactly. I kind of cringed when Ricky began talking about it.
Surely they thought crossbows were unchristian due to the fact an arrow is fired into the enemy directly from the symbol of Jesus's sacrifice.
I am epileptic. You never grab a person's tongue or put anything in their mouth. You could choke them.
Sense in a mad world....
Nobatestion 😂😂😂
10:20
26:10
Let's have a game of "fucka poo 💩 haha 😄
Thirty minutes in and I was like "Oh fuck I'd forgotten about the Tic Tac story!" out loud.
Tinging it's way up the tube
"You haven't got enough mates"
What a low blow ,
Yet.....steve still aint married.
What's the dog doing..... genius!
I was scrolling through the comment section, read this commemt as soon as he said that on video lol
Ah but Ricky, the plastic apple was a nice looking plastic apple, not a bad looking one
18:18 wos' the dog doin'? 🐶🧐☕
26:26 ticktacs
29:00
Shorts man!
Of course he ate a beetle and a lump of Wasabi. He lets his eyes pick his food.
18:16 origin story of what the dog is doing
This is the way the world ends
Don't tell me when to drink coffee Ricky. FULL STOP.
Relax enjoy ya coffeh 😂
24:40 Full-contact-lenses.
Funny 2022 its real fact dragons really existed so Yah Karl was correct and the laugh is on Gervais bcs its very real the Bones of the dragons where so brittle bcs not same material as the ones that stay solid in earth so Thats why No skeleton left. So Yah jokes on Gervais
Where and how wqs tvis örivw en?
Perrfek jus wat the doctor orderd 😷
Kissing evolves from feeding...
I skydove at 31 so you were wrong again Ricky
@@Pauru74 No, he was saying he was a Sky Dove when he was 31.
He always is🎉
The part about him being lost already is put in part one…
Who needs piles popping back in? How does that happen?
People with severe piles (haemorrhoids).
Well piles can't be removed I'm pretty sure. They're enlarged/swollen blood vessels. So yeah you'd pop them back in as they only come out due to pushing to hard when you goto the toilet for example.
The English using longbows was not about honour. They used them because they were faster, had more range and were more powerful
And we stuck it up the French again.
"You little roundy head skinflint!"...:) How the hell did Ricky let fly by ; "Never saw a blind person trip, they're better on their feet, right.. They got to be more careful...i'd make it fun for them"...LOL...I just love Carl... No wonder Ricky loves him as a mate...
English fair play? Ricki definitely needs some more education.
Carl
St George was Syrian lol or a turk so basically i think St George was a Saracen
18:18 wot the dog doin??????
I hear so much of Noel Gallagher in Karl.
Mancs
Night, n that
Karl is a beautiful baldy
Undapants
‘You do not give underpants to charity!’
The boat swimming story was absolutely bullshit 😂. 12yrs old and swam miles while pulling a boat in as well. That’s hilarious he’s able to just throw shit out there like that. Something tells me there might be some truth to some of the stories but he stretches them to the extreme to where you question everything 😂
With pleasure I am discovering Ricky Gervais' world. I had no interest in watching the office. Still don't. I would love to have R, S and K revisit this compilation. Have the atrocities in Ukraine altered K's view on warfare?
What atrocities?
Do you mean the lies in the media?
I think it is not a good idea to book a holiday in Ukraine these days. Hope you can enjoy a peaceful evening.
Omg i thought I was the only one that can’t stand Gervais crackle, hackle, so annoying. Karl’s the only real talent here.
As much as I love Ricky in these podcasts and the radio show, he intentionally misconstrues what Karl is trying to say and always comes off as pretentious prat.
You don't get it,do you 🤦🏻♀️
He does it on purpose to annoy Karl. Trying to poke him into saying something else. The problem with Karl is he usually has a point when he talks about something but the point is mixed in with a load of drivel.
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Stev don't like to part with mony i dont no wot the politically correct term. Is a Stingy cnt 😂😂😂😂😂
Be better without Merchant. He offers very little.