Karl Pilkington's Funniest Theories | Compilation, Part Two

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  • @JR-in2in
    @JR-in2in 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I'd love for them to do these podcasts in today's world there is a lot going on and would be great convo

    • @eddyspaghettiii
      @eddyspaghettiii หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The world of monkeys and cheeky freaks is action packed today

  • @ScottyNapaa
    @ScottyNapaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    @31:05 Ricky's impromptu ability to imagine 20 seconds of dialogue replete with distinct voices for 4 different characters really gives us an insight to why he's been such a great comedy producer

    • @BboyCorrosive
      @BboyCorrosive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sort of freshy smell init

    • @estellegrove4853
      @estellegrove4853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He’s just so funny, they’re all hilarious I just love it 😂😂😂😂

    • @KirkWilson86
      @KirkWilson86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same condensity

    • @danjames5858
      @danjames5858 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😊😊😊

    • @MissileGuidance
      @MissileGuidance ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love listening to Ricky, people say he's annoying but I would say that is role in this show. Obviously I don't know him personally but it is just a comedy show and I think these people need to realise you can't just express hate on celebrities when you haven't met them

  • @theophrastusbombastus1359
    @theophrastusbombastus1359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    16:00
    *Karl:* It's a shame you can't tip as much as you used to be able to
    *Steve:* You mean in a restaurant?
    *Karl:* No, just when you're getting rid of a mattress or something

  • @srini1635
    @srini1635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Steve, I am surprised I haven't seen you in there🤣🤣🤣

  • @ProcyonAlpha
    @ProcyonAlpha 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I always come back here for a laugh when I'm feeling down. Thanks Karl

    • @Vertical-sandwiches
      @Vertical-sandwiches 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      No worries.

    • @Dhb61
      @Dhb61 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Vertical-sandwicheshorizontal sandwiches are better

  • @estebancomulet
    @estebancomulet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Still love Karl! He is one of a kind...If you missed his cameo as the copper recently in ‘the thief, his wife and the Canoe’ he was genuinely good. I was pleasantly surprised. The whole show was good too! But seeing him call ‘bullshit’ made it all worthwhile. Would never have guessed from these days he’d ever be able to act..

    • @estebancomulet
      @estebancomulet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @bina nocht lol so did I. Not quite as a surreally high-brow as that but still fantastic entertainment (albeit based on a real story). And for Karl alone it is worthwhile.

    • @bazglsgw1208
      @bazglsgw1208 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes it was worthwhile to see Karl as bullshit man.

    • @rickewilde
      @rickewilde ปีที่แล้ว

      He also plays a debt collector in a recent series i watched but can't remember the name of series sorry

  • @ChrYpTic-Toons
    @ChrYpTic-Toons ปีที่แล้ว +7

    They should def make a new series of the ricky gervais show. I would definitely tune in every week.

    • @Vertical-sandwiches
      @Vertical-sandwiches 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It wouldn't be the same, that time has been and gone.

  • @thomastaylor6102
    @thomastaylor6102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Karl seems totally incapable of being dishonest. I think he’s great, and funny as fuck.

  • @lucasalvatore4957
    @lucasalvatore4957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I’m italian living in London, and Karl is 100% fucking right.

    • @catatonicable
      @catatonicable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why stay?

    • @joewright9879
      @joewright9879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Luca Salvatore sounds Polish

    • @lucasalvatore4957
      @lucasalvatore4957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@catatonicable to steal all the benefits

    • @seanbrown8533
      @seanbrown8533 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@joewright9879it doesn't at all!!😂 Luca is short for a name like Gianluca which is Italian , and Salvatore is clearly Italian.
      What are you talking about you spacker!!!?😂
      Polish surnames tend to end with ski, and first names like Lukasz.

    • @joedent3323
      @joedent3323 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@lucasalvatore4957you Dirty Stromboli.

  • @lr1968
    @lr1968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I love how Karl stands his ground! Well what have you done?🤣

    • @bazglsgw1208
      @bazglsgw1208 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What do u remember then? was also a hilarious retort to them laughing about ‘the tick-tack incident’ 😂👍

    • @bigshagger8277
      @bigshagger8277 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@bazglsgw1208tinging it's way up the tube

    • @bazglsgw1208
      @bazglsgw1208 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bigshagger8277 Ping pong ting tong! 😂😂👍

    • @dingrey
      @dingrey 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Willynillilly

    • @robertchapman3135
      @robertchapman3135 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😢​@@bazglsgw1208

  • @AdamReale
    @AdamReale 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You can’t leave it there because a blind person may come along “what’s the dog doing” 😂😂

  • @ralism1
    @ralism1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    'Shorts man, they were out more than they were in, they had a tan'
    That is absolute class

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You wouldn't be saying that if you had to see him on a regular basis!

  • @Azrael442
    @Azrael442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Brilliant with the black screen👌

    • @Sj-cn3rr
      @Sj-cn3rr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    • @Sj-cn3rr
      @Sj-cn3rr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @flame&asuie 2119 you get to

    • @Sj-cn3rr
      @Sj-cn3rr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @flame&asuie 2119 you get to

    • @Sj-cn3rr
      @Sj-cn3rr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t don’t think

    • @Sj-cn3rr
      @Sj-cn3rr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I

  • @philiproseel3506
    @philiproseel3506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Tingin’ its way up the tube,
    Tingin’ its way up the tube,
    Ting tong, ping pong,
    Tingin’ its way up the tube.

  • @richfoerster851
    @richfoerster851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love it. Karl is legendary. Epic vidz...still top choice a year later

  • @danesmith4227
    @danesmith4227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    18:16 the original "whats the dog doing" meme created by karl

  • @kevinwilliams6858
    @kevinwilliams6858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When Ricky said it was like she was her only witness to existence... Cut deep that but on another note it was like playing buckaroo 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @chrishughes4521
    @chrishughes4521 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It's difficult to describe Karl, mental genius is the best I can come up with.

    • @robhoopz
      @robhoopz 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Smartest idiot. Haha.

  • @SamuelBlack84
    @SamuelBlack84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Steve thinks he can't do anything that requires great effort because of his glasses. It didn't stop Gordon Freeman 😄

  • @jackasswarvetrian
    @jackasswarvetrian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “You don’t see many disappointed blind people” neither do they 😂

  • @barukkazhad8998
    @barukkazhad8998 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The world is a duller place with out Karl on TV or radio ..

  • @sicknote1558
    @sicknote1558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pmsl prescription goggles 🤣🤣 wonder if Steve has got a prescription windscreen for his car 😂😂😂🤣

  • @baghiballsakh82
    @baghiballsakh82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Nice touch having a blank screen 👌
    Edit, I see the same sentiment in the comments.... same emoji too. Spooky.

  • @tbrowniscool
    @tbrowniscool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    34:19 is hilarious.! Karl has got some witty one liners!

    • @mattyd5932
      @mattyd5932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's hilarious

  • @joewright9879
    @joewright9879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “Chased by a bee, scored a goal.”
    I have a hilarious mental image of this.

  • @user-rk3oi8bi4u
    @user-rk3oi8bi4u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    33:24 "What do you remember then" fucking classic

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nothing...
      Nothing at all. 🤦‍♂️

  • @RatPfink66
    @RatPfink66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    18:11 So it was Karl who started "What the dog doin?"

    • @peighnesshonourchign9164
      @peighnesshonourchign9164 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Memes are cancerous

    • @click8708
      @click8708 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @RatPfink66 As soon as I heard it it woke me up, I replayed to make sure I heard it right then came to check the comments

  • @jasoncaulkin9830
    @jasoncaulkin9830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Karl really cracks me up - no other levels of being kind to an old person “Meeting someone at the bus stop to popping their piles back in” 😂

  • @TheDuked
    @TheDuked 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Lets have a game of knobopoly"
    "A game of Knobaration"

    • @benh4544
      @benh4544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chess...Cock!

    • @Tomversal
      @Tomversal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuckaroo!

    • @archiewall124
      @archiewall124 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tomversal no, fuckapoo!

  • @archiewall124
    @archiewall124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Never forget ‘could the world fall’ and ‘treat the world like a head’

  • @Nickyblue25990
    @Nickyblue25990 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    34.20 Me Mum & Dad Don't Remember Me Then 😂 ❤

  • @visitor5230
    @visitor5230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He's gonna have my hand here 🤣🤣

  • @tyroon81
    @tyroon81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Karl Pilkington.
    The man with incredible thinking eyes!! 🤦‍♂️

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "It's f*cking lovely but he's been sick all over the c*nting place!" Proof that you can be skilled in cursing

  • @annika_panicka
    @annika_panicka 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    5:00 _"I was a late-comer to pasta..."_

  • @livejts3301
    @livejts3301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ...my perscription is so dense they sunk straight to the bottom" lol

  • @SpecialOrder935
    @SpecialOrder935 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Steve’s completely wrong about swimming goggles … all of them sink

  • @simonberry7894
    @simonberry7894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Who can't like Karl?

  • @cazmataz6579
    @cazmataz6579 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Gervais is so blessed to have s friend like Pilkington. He's just straight up, honest a nice guy and funny ❤

  • @Hexen_Wulf
    @Hexen_Wulf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You know, they make fun of Karl quite a lot, but at least he doesn't cackle like a witch, Gervais.

    • @robertsmith3672
      @robertsmith3672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hexan. True he just mumbles in uneducated Manc .

  • @gutz323
    @gutz323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Karl talks more sense sometimes than they make out. He's not as daft as they try to make him look. The way Karl's mind works, isn't much different to the average person, he's just not shy of admiting it without sounding stupid.

    • @teejayaich4306
      @teejayaich4306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The part about his mind and way being like the average person but more honest is terrifying but insightful. The average person is a mix of ignorant (with little to no attempt to ever become less so - some outright PROUD of knowing almost nothing about the mind blowing and wonderful multiverse we live in) and idiocy (ignorance is curable, idiocy is largely genetic and childhood/schooling/culture)

    • @teejayaich4306
      @teejayaich4306 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, also, with that dismal evaluation of most people's mental capacity (I think ignorance and injurious complacency is o0% of the problem - if the prevailing culture wasn't a mix of lukewarm (left) and explicitly hostile (right) to the very concept of learning, science, and expertise, I think current human biology is capable of unimaginable feats of learning, understanding, and exploration, but it's so focused on making your shitty underpayment anti-creativity jobs we are forced to do for a wee fraction of the profit produced by you yourself .

    • @boerkuhjah
      @boerkuhjah 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree with that

    • @deelan8664
      @deelan8664 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They were really trying too hard to get a laugh out of when karl was making the point that, although they may not seem related at times, presentation affects a lot of things. Karl was making sense there but obviously could’ve worded it better

  • @BLAH-b5u
    @BLAH-b5u 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i realise i am like Karl the more i listen to him

  • @Wil_Dsense
    @Wil_Dsense 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    52:00 “I’ll do one side of the brain and you do the other” haha hilarious Ricky

  • @brograb898
    @brograb898 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Karl’’s right-no one remembers if you were at their wedding and they certainly don’t care. I give them a hundred dollar check, and leave after the ceremony.

  • @paulroche2265
    @paulroche2265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    14:34 English fair play 😆😆😆 Sorry for laughing but I'm Irish...

    • @bremCZ
      @bremCZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its not just Irish... anyone else in the world too.

    • @Algorithm347
      @Algorithm347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fair play in Ireland probably means something completely different knowing the typical stereotypes 😆

    • @johnquirk4896
      @johnquirk4896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea he's talking shit... That's from an English person.

    • @paulcunnane4
      @paulcunnane4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm Irish too but not a monumental bore like this guy.

    • @WesternEugenics
      @WesternEugenics 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Boo hoo

  • @rossledwith6116
    @rossledwith6116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    As much as Karl’s the star of these videos, Ricky was on top form in this one

  • @DJ_PROMO_PR
    @DJ_PROMO_PR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Karl Pilkington is underrated. Probably the only person in the world that doesn't live his life according to trends, likes, views, woke agendas, popular opinion, social status and politics.

    • @sicknote1558
      @sicknote1558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah in a lot of ways he is actually pretty clever lol a do like the way he thinks and to be pretty honest we all have some pretty crazy stories

    • @Spanishdog17
      @Spanishdog17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like how he doesn’t use buzz words and meaningless phrases like “woke Agenda”

    • @Wetknees
      @Wetknees หลายเดือนก่อน

      lol shut up dork 🤡

  • @Shaun-yg8ie
    @Shaun-yg8ie 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Karl is so funny 😂😂😂

  • @Parky_1712
    @Parky_1712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tinging it's way up the tube

  • @Nickyblue25990
    @Nickyblue25990 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Some of Karl's Idea's Are Now out There SCARY THOUGHTS 😂😂😂

  • @pauldaley2474
    @pauldaley2474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The greatest non comedian off all time😆🤣😂👍

  • @bitterman213
    @bitterman213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Karl is on point on the wedding shit. On god

  • @rdt6234
    @rdt6234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I attended a Harley street surgery for a heart stent op. (I was covered by work) And Karl is absolutely right about gay mags. I couldn't understand why myself.

    • @paulelroy6650
      @paulelroy6650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Probably make sense if you were gay pal

  • @AA-hg5fk
    @AA-hg5fk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Not sure why Ricky was contesting Karl's view that the appearance of food influences whether or not we want to eat it, I think that's the case for a lot of people! For me, the presentation of a dish is not extremely important but well presented food can definitely make it more appealing IMO.

    • @TheLyricalMouse
      @TheLyricalMouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly, food decorators/photographers get paid big money to make the perfect ads/images/thumbnails of big restaurant franchises like McDonalds, Burger King, KFC etc...
      Even Coca-Cola company and alike use ice and splashes of water to sell their product.

    • @deelan8664
      @deelan8664 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That was very annoying of Ricky. For example, Balut might taste delicious but it looks vile and the idea of it is vile, I’m sure ricky would agree

  • @MylaCruz11
    @MylaCruz11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can’t remember my life before 6 either lol 34:10

    • @brunneng38
      @brunneng38 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. I call BS on them claiming they have all of these toddler aged memories.

  • @The-Earth-Angel
    @The-Earth-Angel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They were out more than they were in, they had a tan - 💯 killer💀🤣🤣

  • @lindatruderung9378
    @lindatruderung9378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am epileptic. You never grab a person's tongue or put anything in their mouth. You could choke them.

  • @offal
    @offal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    the longbow would far outclass a crossbow rick, they were lighter, they can load up to 6 times fater than a crossbow and could far exeed the range..

    • @Joel-wj9ql
      @Joel-wj9ql 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gervais is clearly a french sounding name...

    • @giants2k8
      @giants2k8 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My thoughts exactly. I kind of cringed when Ricky began talking about it.

  • @brograb898
    @brograb898 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Karl’s whole mental structure can be defined with the line “I’m using me fables.”
    He’s not really dumb. He lives in a world that doesn’t exist and has never existed. So weird.

  • @Hawkgoulet
    @Hawkgoulet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Little skin flint lmao

  • @sacred1827
    @sacred1827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gonna make people jealous here: I haven't heard a lot of this stuff before :)

  • @rickewilde
    @rickewilde ปีที่แล้ว

    What's the dog doing? 😂😂

  • @haraldisdead
    @haraldisdead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Of course he ate a beetle and a lump of Wasabi. He lets his eyes pick his food.

  • @Waterbasedwill
    @Waterbasedwill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah but Ricky, the plastic apple was a nice looking plastic apple, not a bad looking one

  • @interrupt394986
    @interrupt394986 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Surely they thought crossbows were unchristian due to the fact an arrow is fired into the enemy directly from the symbol of Jesus's sacrifice.

  • @jimmyrustler8983
    @jimmyrustler8983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Steve's wrong about the "Politely marching across no-mans land" for World War 1. WW1 was actually comprised of a lot of urban, woodland, mountain, and desert combat.
    The forced charges toward MG nests was during the Stalemates, and were mostly done by the French out of desperation. Which they quickly changed due to massive losses.
    They figured that out pretty quickly with snipers, tunnel digging, clouds of gas, creeping artillery barrages, Night time trench raids, and eventually, tanks.
    Edit;
    Technically, Karls right on Rickys fact about the English not wanting to use Crossbows. It was likely more to do with cronyism than it being "an unskilled, dishonorable weapon". The Catholic Church tried to ban them, yet in the Battle of Crecy, (theoretically banned) English Crossbowmen drove back (Theoretically banned) French Crossbowmen.
    Plus, The English ban was more to do with increasing the use of longbows, which I'm sure Royalty at the time were pocketing money through sales of said longbows. A well trained Longbowman can outshoot a novice Crossbowman in every way. And most people back then were VERY proficient with a bow.

    • @sicknote1558
      @sicknote1558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah a can see were he's coming from

    • @nayten0324
      @nayten0324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah plus sometimes they had to walk due to the fact they were bringing all their gear with them which weighed them down like during the battle of the Somme

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nayten0324 WW1 was a mostly Horsepowered war. The scarred, cratered landscape being as it was, it was usually easier to move artillery pieces and equipment via horse.
      Walking in that mud must have been hell. Especially with all the corpses mixed into it, too.

  • @Janjanbobaney
    @Janjanbobaney 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This episode HAS to be the movie idea for the movie Steve was in called Table 23? I think it was that but the point is, where all the singles are sat and talking about their gifts being shoved to a corner and so on… show of hands who’s been there? We just saw a super funny movie with Steve called Movie 43 … if you haven’t seen it, it’s a riot. Their was a podcast episode of them talking about balls on the chin and movie 43 does it. Couldn’t believe it! Steve must have thrown that in?!
    Have a good sleep everyone here in Kitchener 🇨🇦💤🙈

  • @markwoodwardnotts
    @markwoodwardnotts ปีที่แล้ว

    It's tinging it's way up the tube 😂

  • @teewoods6701
    @teewoods6701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Let's have a game of "fucka poo 💩 haha 😄

  • @rjsampsonrs
    @rjsampsonrs ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂[The scene opens with a dimly lit stage. A spotlight illuminates a lone microphone stand in the center. As the audience settles down, Ricky Gervais, dressed in a black suit, walks onto the stage with a mischievous grin.]
    RICKY GERVAIS: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you, thank you! Tonight, I want to talk to you about someone who's become a legend in his own right. A man who has single-handedly redefined the word "idiot." Yes, you guessed it, Karl Pilkington.
    [The audience chuckles and applauds.]
    RICKY GERVAIS: Now, Karl is not your typical bloke. No, no, no. He's a special kind of bloke. The kind that makes you question the very fabric of human intelligence. I mean, if there was a contest for the most bizarre thoughts, Karl would win it hands down. And let's be honest, it's not a competition anyone would want to win.
    [Laughter ripples through the audience.]
    RICKY GERVAIS: Karl is a man who sees the world through a unique lens. You know, the kind of lens you find at the bottom of a pint glass after a night of heavy drinking. But let me tell you, it's precisely that lens that makes him a comedic genius. I've known Karl for years, and I can safely say that he's the most unintentionally funny person I've ever met.
    [The crowd bursts into laughter.]
    RICKY GERVAIS: You see, Karl has this ability to take the simplest things and turn them into absurd, mind-boggling tales. I remember once, we were having a chat about evolution, and Karl comes up with this gem of a theory. He says, "What if dinosaurs never really went extinct? What if they just got smaller and turned into birds?" I mean, imagine that! T-Rexes ruling the skies, terrorizing pigeons. It's preposterous, but it's pure Karl.
    [The audience erupts in laughter and applause.]
    RICKY GERVAIS: But it's not just his theories that make Karl so endearing. It's his complete lack of self-awareness. He's like a walking contradiction. On the one hand, he's the most skeptical person you'll ever meet. He questions everything, and I mean everything. On the other hand, he's so gullible that you can convince him that a potato is the next big thing in fashion, and he'll believe it.
    [The crowd laughs heartily.]
    RICKY GERVAIS: Karl's adventures around the world have also provided us with some priceless moments. From his hilarious encounters with foreign cultures to his baffling travel habits, it's like watching a real-life Mr. Bean, but without the charm or grace.
    [The audience bursts into laughter.]
    RICKY GERVAIS: Now, some people might call Karl an idiot, but I think that's far too simple a label. Karl is a philosopher, a visionary of stupidity. He's a man who dares to ask the questions no one else would even consider asking. Questions like, "Why don't we use more of our brain? Is it because we're saving it for something really important, like when we're asleep?" I mean, who else but Karl could come up with that?
    [The crowd roars with laughter

  • @9lorac
    @9lorac 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    We Italians welcome Karl with open arms

  • @catatonicable
    @catatonicable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sense in a mad world....

  • @Nickyblue25990
    @Nickyblue25990 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    EVEN ME MUM & DAD DONT REMEMBER ME THEN.
    CANT BEAT ABIT OF KARL DILKINGTON ❤ 😂 😅

  • @Technological_ko
    @Technological_ko ปีที่แล้ว

    "You haven't got enough mates"
    What a low blow ,
    Yet.....steve still aint married.

  • @paulcunnane4
    @paulcunnane4 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's the dog doing..... genius!

    • @LexVanguard2004
      @LexVanguard2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was scrolling through the comment section, read this commemt as soon as he said that on video lol

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the way the world ends

  • @singingsunflower9000
    @singingsunflower9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I skydove at 31 so you were wrong again Ricky

    • @josephjames4326
      @josephjames4326 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CapelAdventurer No, he was saying he was a Sky Dove when he was 31.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He always is🎉

  • @godbluffvdgg
    @godbluffvdgg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You little roundy head skinflint!"...:) How the hell did Ricky let fly by ; "Never saw a blind person trip, they're better on their feet, right.. They got to be more careful...i'd make it fun for them"...LOL...I just love Carl... No wonder Ricky loves him as a mate...

  • @tyroon81
    @tyroon81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Don't tell me when to drink coffee Ricky. FULL STOP.
    Relax enjoy ya coffeh 😂

  • @nicolettekemerer8452
    @nicolettekemerer8452 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shorts man!

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    28:47 one of the less famous malapropisms from Karl, saying "harp" when trying to say hark back. N'that.

  • @yerossyle
    @yerossyle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The part about him being lost already is put in part one…

  • @pgsmith22
    @pgsmith22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who needs piles popping back in? How does that happen?

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      People with severe piles (haemorrhoids).

    • @Matt19matt19
      @Matt19matt19 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well piles can't be removed I'm pretty sure. They're enlarged/swollen blood vessels. So yeah you'd pop them back in as they only come out due to pushing to hard when you goto the toilet for example.

  • @Stuart-u6z
    @Stuart-u6z 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nobatestion 😂😂😂

  • @getajobmate1281
    @getajobmate1281 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    18:18 wos' the dog doin'? 🐶🧐☕

  • @shinobi-no-bueno
    @shinobi-no-bueno 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ricky's impression of an idiot is always just a Welsh accent

  • @smanvir94
    @smanvir94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    St George was Syrian lol or a turk so basically i think St George was a Saracen

  • @TM-qn3wh
    @TM-qn3wh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    18:16 origin story of what the dog is doing

  • @rowanmelton7643
    @rowanmelton7643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The English using longbows was not about honour. They used them because they were faster, had more range and were more powerful

    • @josephjames4326
      @josephjames4326 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And we stuck it up the French again.

  • @Dhb61
    @Dhb61 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Its thinging its way up the tube

  • @catatonicable
    @catatonicable 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kissing evolves from feeding...

  • @vrind9538
    @vrind9538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    26:26 ticktacs

  • @jameshickey1294
    @jameshickey1294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Perrfek jus wat the doctor orderd 😷

  • @godiskungen27
    @godiskungen27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny 2022 its real fact dragons really existed so Yah Karl was correct and the laugh is on Gervais bcs its very real the Bones of the dragons where so brittle bcs not same material as the ones that stay solid in earth so Thats why No skeleton left. So Yah jokes on Gervais

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Where and how wqs tvis örivw en?

  • @S1JZN
    @S1JZN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    18:18 wot the dog doin??????

  • @mmhcreates
    @mmhcreates 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    24:40 Full-contact-lenses.

  • @SequencesOfSounds
    @SequencesOfSounds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Night, n that

  • @giants2k8
    @giants2k8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As much as I love Ricky in these podcasts and the radio show, he intentionally misconstrues what Karl is trying to say and always comes off as pretentious prat.

    • @norniron7404
      @norniron7404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You don't get it,do you 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @Matt19matt19
      @Matt19matt19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He does it on purpose to annoy Karl. Trying to poke him into saying something else. The problem with Karl is he usually has a point when he talks about something but the point is mixed in with a load of drivel.

  • @tee1up785
    @tee1up785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hear so much of Noel Gallagher in Karl.

  • @kopwagwan7793
    @kopwagwan7793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Karl is a beautiful baldy