New Rule: Snitch Nation | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
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Being a tattletale used to be a bad thing, but now America is "Snitchlandia,” where you can’t trust your neighbors and you’re always looking over your shoulder.
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"I think it is the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn, and cross it deliberately"
George Carlin
@Michael Lochlann you have apparently never heard George Carlin
@@hydraulics would 💕 to hear what George would do and say ab todays insanity 🤔🤔
Comedians need a vacation from this bullshit. Maybe if they just leave for a few years everyone will realize how dark and depressing everything is without laighter and then stop being snitchy dumbasses.
If for no other reason than to laugh again.
@@py_a_thon You can do comedy without being racist? you know this right? If you cant laugh without it being racist, you might just be racist
@@declaringpond2276 Did you hear about the black guy who went to the market and tried to buy some organic eggs?
“You’re not a journalist. You’re just a creepy little rat”
You snap! Bill dropping it hard and I love it
Now all he has to do is figure out how to make it funny. He had a fair number of applause lines but not a single laugh in the whole angry bit.
@@paulpeterson4216 "Yes, they are rats. You know, these fairly intelligent [pause with raised eyebrows] animals that go for *rotten* milk? I would call them flies, but i can't say on TV what they are into." Would that have gotten a laugh?
Journalists are BARELY journalists today...
@@ge2623 There are still many great journalists, you just can't read their articles, because they get rejected by their corporate overlords, and if they write too many good stories they get fired. They still exist though.
@@URMyNewTV Oh I'm sure there are some.
Bill points out the difference between snitching and doing the right thing. And there is a big difference. Snitching is when the motive is self serving or vengeful.
MY BODY,MY CHOICE! ABORTION ON DEMAND FOREVER.
Snitching puts you on the same team as Judas. It would be a wonderful thing when someone looked itto the past if they got on the jesus team , forgive them for they know not what they do.
@@eddieshoffner1531 Jesus isn't real.
That’s the stupidest law I’ve ever heard. The lawyers will be the ones who benefit. As always, Bill, you hit the nail on the head. We have a society of idiots now.
Yes we do...those who think there's no other birth control other than flushing your womb like it's some kind of toilet.
Yes. He is blinded by the jesus
Then you haven't read much about laws.
Can You Imagine A World Without Lawyers? (The Simpsons)
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"now"
crossing the line is a comedian's job description....so true...and makes me miss Carlin
AMEN ,😭💔
And now we lose MacDonald--the only other comic that understood how societal "limits" must be dealt with in comedy...Intelligent humor may be dying a painful death.
Thanks to governado A_ _hole, texas turned into TYRANNY LAND🤭😆😂🤣
Richard Pryor says hello 👋🏽!
This all began to happen after George died. Had we developed the technology to keep celebrity heads alive in jars like in Futurama, this would never have happened. George would be alive and cracking witty jokes and shaming the fools who produced this monstrosity that we call society.
I love the way this guy speaks truth. I can almost guarantee he and I have vastly different political views however, I would love to have a beer with him and listen or learn from his point of view. He removes the toxic BS from the argument and is unapologetically his own man. Much respect.
Agreed. I can always handle opposing viewpoints when the person is honest.
LoL he literally called standing up to save the unborn... Snitching, yea took all the bs out of it didn't he!! Lmfao
@@JH-ki9xb hes a colostomy bag. Always has been.
@@JH-ki9xb Overpopulation is a big problem mate.
@@JH-ki9xb "Saving the unborn" involves a lot of really bad consequences.
Can't Bill get by without all that applause for each sentence he utters?
For the younger folks who might have missed the reference, “Gladys Kravitz” was the “nosey neighbor” in “Bewitched” who was always noticing the weird supernatural goings-on at the witch’s house.
Pity our culture can’t be more like her disinterested husband and just ignore her...
Importantly, her character portrayed a type of person who was looked down upon, not celebrated.
@@mysticaltyger2009 Fer sure! But also I think you have to look at her character historically. The horrific witch burnings and REAL persecution totally innocent women suffered throughout the dark ages all came about because SOMEONE decided to point their finger and scream, “Scapegoat!”
Feel me?
We call our Scottie “Mrs. Kravitz” as she sits on the back of the couch watching every single thing going on outside lol.
@@chipper442 LMAO! That's cute.😆 I have a little dog too. He's a Morkie. I call him "Bob Barker" sometimes... when appropriate.
@@hadara69 We still have witch-hunts today, but it's not just about women we don't like.
Squeal Team 6 - priceless.
Snitching on each other for money is straight out of a dystopian movie.
Excellent new rule Bill.
Snitchlandia😂😂
1984 - Thought policing
@@Bruceybaby2009 👍🏻I think most dystopian movies, going back to Terry Gillian’s Brazil from the 1980’s have 1984 at their core. Being an near ancient younger boomer, I wonder if public schools still make adolescents or teens read it
@@batgurrl It wasn’t required reading for me, but I know a lot of millennials and Gen X were required to read it at some point. Should always be required, such an important book
@@Bruceybaby2009 thanks 🙏I agree. The zoomers and younger, whatever they are called should be made to read it. More relevant than Shakespeare imho
Its not a movie, it's how the Soviet Union controlled its citizens for decades.
Heath Ledger Joker gave the greatest line in movie history - “when the chips are down, these civilized people, they will eat each other”
Literally in the movie he's proven wrong when the people on the boats don't blow each other up
@@Dylan-ko2gj i didnt watch the movie but american movies usually have happy endings
@@Dylan-ko2gj In real life both boats would’ve blown up in five minutes.
@@Dylan-ko2gj OP was clearly referencing The Jokers quote as it relates to real life - not as it relates to the movie. Thought that was pretty obvious. Just because the joker was proved wrong in fiction doesn’t mean he would be in reality.
Do you honestly believe a prisoner IRL would forcibly grab a detonator from a guard so he could die a fiery death to save a ship full of innocent people? Innocent people he had no problem robbing, raping, and/or killing he’s all of a sudden going to sacrifice himself for them? Come on bruh.
@@Ward413 you just have a negative world view. I'm sorry you feel "disconcerted" from that
Good job, Bill....thank you...it is getting absurd. You are the voice of reason in this chaotic mess we call America. Keep up the good work.
EMPLOYMENT TERMINATION LAW SHOULD BE CHANGED TO:
"No company shall terminate an employee for conduct occurring outside of working hours and outside the workplace."
Even as a conservative who disagrees with bill a lot I love watching and understanding his opinions. Truth tellers always deserve respect
Except he's not telling the truth, and he does this all the time. Now that the left is being destroyed, they're resorting to this "both sides do it" crap to shield their blame and role in the current state of affairs. When did you ever see a conservative attack someone due to wearing an Obama hat, shout at someone in a restaurant, try to get someone fired for wrongthink or threaten Maher's advertisers with a boycott due to what he said? I'll tell you when...NEVER. This idea that telling a woman she can't kill a baby WITH A HEARTBEAT is identical to being a leftist snowflake is pure gaslighting, and don't you dare let these jerkoffs off the hook by falling for it.
@@aljirou29 Hmmm, there may be SOMETHING "beating" within the womb at 6 weeks, but it ain't a heart, since the heart hasn't been formed at that point. There are just a couple of tiny tubes with mom's blood going through them. Interesting thought, when Dr.s contemplate whether a comatose, unresponsive person is alive or not, they look for brain activity. Strange as it seems, a person can "live" without a heart for some time. Hell, you can even switch out a heart. However there is NO amount of time a person without a brain is considered to be alive. In hostage situations, when the sniper wants to instantly kill the criminal, they shoot him in the BRAIN to instantly end life. Why then is HEART activity the mark of fetal "life"? Shouldn't it be BRAIN activity?
@@aljirou29 Hmm how about that conservative driving through people in Charlottesville and killing one person? How about Trump suing Maher? How about that kid in WI killing rioters? There's a plethora of examples, much like could be said for the other side. The problem is continuing to think it's "all or none." There are people that suck on all sides and in between, which is simply reality. To think one side (doesn't even have to be political, could be male vs female for example) is completely exempt in any situation is frankly delusional. I say this only to help prevent dichotomous thinking by you or anyone reading this, as that type of thinking will never lead to a resolution, but will perpetuate the problem.
HMMMMMMMM?!?!?!?! AmIright?
@@NigelJ I feel ya to an extent, but the kid killing rioters was defending himself against attackers. All valid points deserve credit, but inaccuracies deserve correction.
Bill's New Rules are really hitting close to home with a lot of his audience.
The fact that they don't know it's okay to laugh means they're too scared of snitches. Imagine losing your job because someone saw you laugh as a Bill Maher audience member.
They're too dumb to understand it, sadly.
Thanks to governado A_ _hole, texas turned into TYRANNY LAND🤭😆😂🤣
But Bill has been calling out the Left for some time. Maybe his audience isn't the "extreme Left" people keep attributing to him? Not sure why this is news to conservatives. Watch more Maher.
or bill isn't as funny as him and his fanboys such as yourself think he still is. Couldn't possibly be that. lol
This was perhaps the best "New Rule" in a long time.
"Go to Texas and catch a runaway embryo." BOOM! Go, Bill.
That part‼️ 🤣🤣🤣
Abortion, my body my decision, covid flu shot, no shot no to eat, buy, travel, stay, this is sooo stupid!! Libs and dems don't see the contradiction? Really?!
That was the best line. Bill should really give a raise to the writer of that joke. It really shows how idiots are idiots on both sides.
@ItsStillRealToMe DamnIt You can always find a way to justify something. But until we can step out of our own ideological hazmat suit and expose ourselves to the ideas espoused by those who dare to be different than ourselves, we will not understand the difference in political ideology isnt a good vs evil battle to be won, but merely a difference in psychological makeup, personality and temperament. People exposed to different events in life and in childhood which have shaped their views and opinions in alternate ways. Left and right is not good and bad, regardless of how you slice it. left and right are two personalities needed to govern the state together. they keep each other in check. when one begins to rule with full spectrum dominance, the balance needed to maintain the state is thrown off and it spirals downward. So for all of the folks who truly believe that their party would rule better if given full control, know that no one side possesses the competency to do it alone. This is the beauty of reality. It requires polar opposites to shut the hell up and govern together with logic and reason. Accepting that the other side knows something that they dont know. This is humility and empathy driven. Two things this country seems to be lacking due to overinflated egos on both sides.
@ItsStillRealToMe DamnIt actually it is the other way around, abortion always ends up in killing a life, covid most likely not.
What scares me is that Bill is the only late night host to bring up these things.
I wish him exceptional health...he's the only bulwark until the culture shifts back to some modicum of sanity.
That’s not true. Bill orielly, rush limbaugh, Dave Rubin, Fox and Friends all do to.. oh wait
@@jayray1714 Yeah.. I'm sure Fox and Friends absolutely rail against the Texas law....
Ah, only tv entertainers can save us. Nobody writes anything worth reading: Jonathan Chaidt, Will Saletan, Jake Tapper, Kevin Williamson, Jonah Goldberg, David French...nope! It's tv or nuthin'!
they are late night comedy show hosts. who gives a fuck what they wanna talk about
@@jayray1714 from the grave?? (Limbaugh) From his sexual harrassment confinement (O'Reilly) and the rest of the "He Man Woman Hater Club" at Fox??? Hard pass on those opinions.
How nice of you to come here and comment since Fox closed the comment sections of all their evening clown shows. I guess the Fox snowflakes couldn't handle the heat.
Fuck, what a world we live on where Bill Maher is one of the more balanced and.objective dudes on TV.
Check your laundry. Nothing balanced about Bill.
Neither party has cornered the market on catering to the mindless. Call it out Bill.
Not really lol
He always has been.
@@m.k.c.5212 Rather unbalanced, yes - he's always been.
Occasionally he gets it right.
06:22 Big on Bill: he stood up for Snowden. Shame on the audience: for not giving Snowden a standing ovation.
"The snowflakes fall just as hard on the right as on the left."
He has summed it up perfectly, as always.
I've said that for a long time now.
Pretty much, yea
Yah but not really. Conservatives not wanting teachers to use use their platform to indoctrinate students into far left wing ideology is not some kind of right wing equivalent of leftist trying to cancel and ruin the lives of everyone they don't like. It was a dumb point.
@@TheGreatestVoice1958 It really is hilarious how desperate the Left gets trying to "gotcha" the Right on the PC snowflake stuff. Their attempts at equivalence not only fall flat but often expose just how little an understanding they have of the criticism they receive about that stuff in the first place.
@@Dtown3 I know right?! That equivlence was such bull shit. It makes me mad that no one else on here (that i can see) is calling him out on it. It's almost as if people like him think that us conservatives use the word "snowflake" just to describe anytime anyone gets upset or angry at anything. That's not what the term means. By that definition everyone that has ever existed on planet earth is a snowflake.
I love the person that clapped alone when Bill said "America is snitch nation now". You go Glen Coco.
It was a great line to describe an all to present truth.
“The snowflakes fall just as hard on the right as they do on the left.”
The most accurate statement about this political atmosphere ever
Psst ( Texas public energy assists in abortions)
But people assume that these people are from the right or left without any knowledge of who political party they affiliate with. This is always the case.
He made a ridiculous false equivalency. Trying to stop teachers from indoctrinating kids with their political views is not the same thing as canceling someone over a 10 year old offensive tweet. The way you know this is that Bill would be FINE with us going after religious science teachers trying to sneak creationism into the classroom.
@@hoagied3783 Because it's not based in SCIENCE...IT'S A RELGIOUS BELIEF! Learn about it in church and then make up your own mind.
@@Heckleburger yes. Im an atheist lol… I agree with it. I’m saying that these nut jobs teaching people that 8 year olds are white supremacists are the same thing and not remotely similar to getting a celebrity canceled for a 10 year old offensive tweet. It’s the falsest of equivalencies to suggest it’s an equal issue on both sides. Even Jack Dorsey the ceo of Twitter said it’s primarily a left wing phenomenon.
Bill as usual makes salient points
I don’t agree with Bill Maher on everything, but at least he’s consistent and fair with his criticisms. Much respect
Nobody agrees with anybody on everything
Then: "Snitches get stitches."
Now: "Snitches get riches."
Unless they snitch on the government, then snitches get ditches.
The problem is that we give them the stiches but they still get the riches anyways and the medical bills are more than covered by the riches.
Get a woman and place a pillow under her shirt. Drive to planned parenthood. Go inside, remove the pillow 1 hr later go out to your home. Sue everyone that has questioned you.
No they don't. Apparently none of you understand how Court Cases work.... Does some random person have standing in these cases? NOPE. So who will have standing? Well if you don't know what Standing is then I will tell you. "In law, standing or locus standi is a condition that a party seeking a legal remedy must show they have, by demonstrating to the court, sufficient connection to and harm from the law or action challenged to support that party's participation in the case."..... Random Strangers do not have Standing. SMFH
You should sue them for government overreaching like this.
Snitching only became a "thing" because of omnipresent social media. One of its many toxic downsides.
It's really anti-social media.
Now it is SO easy to snitch, troll, bully and insult with impunity. Before it was enough to get a few anonymous letters for whole tv programs to change. Now it is far worse.
Thank you. I have to work around teenagers. It's getting so much worse. Instead of thinking "I don't like her" and moving on with their lives they now have to go "What's problematic about her?" It makes them insufferable and I am on their side. I believe in social justice. I just hate this purity thing. Everybody tripping over themselves to say the exact right thing. And if they don't they are basically tarred and feathered.
Bill through his smart humour makes excellent points. Smart man that i respect a lot
Perhaps, individuals who publicly shame and snitch on others, often do so, in an attempt to label themselves as noble and morally superior.
Bill, thank you for hosting smart conversations about today’s most relevant and critical issues. Love your show.
Yup it’s called virtue signalling
But only Texas codifies it into law.
God bless Texas
At least they don't obort fully grown babies
@@freedombro6502 No, then Don Junior and all the other Trump kids had even more to worry about..
Desire to be the savior from what we all feel, desperation.
At university I was taught by both a Marxist administration law professor and a pro free market economic professor. I use to troll both of them in my assignment and they didn't care, because in the end we were all adults who could think independently.
I had two professors like that and they would leave jokes on each other’s chalk board. Apparently they were best friends. One a Marxist through and through, and the other a Goldwater conservative. People forget politics used to just be one aspect of your life and didn’t dominate every relationship in it.
Republicans will lose the only base that doesn't really understand the economy if education and critical thinking become more popular.
I love this idea that people go into a university and somehow just eat up everything someone tells them. The idea people don’t have critical thinking is ridiculous.
If people think their kids'minds can be molded like a glob of Silly Putty, what does that say about your ability as a parent?
@@harveydodd8803 Politics can be just one aspect of your life when you have a privileged life. If politics is just a conversation topic for you, like sports or the weather, you're someone who has all basic needs covered. Good for you. For some people, marxist or conservative ideas are the difference between eating and starving, living or dying.
He's been confusing those trained seals quite a bit lately. This was a good monologue and hit the spot on how insane things have become.
epilogue
@@CharlieGoldDirector Ah, thanks for the correction!
I love this new rule series
Absolutely brilliant Bill , hit the nail on the head again !
Good Rule, but there was one flaw: recording insane authoritarian left illiberal college professors is necessary. Colleges are now indoctrination factories, whereas for the good of industry, the economy, & society we need them to be a completely open forum. Showing the consumer (ie parents & alum donors) the absolute seditious insanity they're paying for is necessary.
I don't care about football or Hollywood except as signifiers. But Universities? #GetWokeGoBroke is _Important_ there. ABout half the current faculty needs to go & be replaced by conservatives, centrists & *liberal* left wingers. 50% Communist or close is unacceptable.
A real good start would be firing all the Grievance studies professors, replacing them with about 10% _actual_ Social SCIENTISTS using proper methodology to study things like racism/sexism/society etc. NO one should have to pay for a bunch of midwits spewing proof-free drivel into circle jerkoff "journals" for richly undeserved tenure.
Hardly. You have to be kidding me. Yeah that's right. Over four years of cancel culture from leftists and the Twitterazi while screaming at Trump supporters in restaurants and now stalking people in Target over wearing masks is exactly the same as telling women they can't murder an unborn child with a heartbeat. Get real. Both sides don't "snitch." What a complete and total liar. Either that or Maher has his head so far up his ass that he can't see straight.
I live in a college town of an Ivy league school where the Deans and Administrators have told their Professors to let them know if they hear anything "wrong" from fellow colleagues. Turning co-worker against co-worker in some kind of snitch-off contest. Talk about eating your own. Higher education has drastically lowered it's standards.
In Australia we call snitches "dobbers", and the act of snitching is "dobbing in", e.g. "Someone dobbed me in to the police". Aussies generally have a very low opinion of dobbers, probably because many of us are descended from people for whom getting dobbed in meant being dumped halfway around the world 😁
And yet your country is also one of the most conservative right wing law and order nation on the planet. You drug laws are draconian and your justice and prison system seems to mirror the USA.
@@maxzorin9425 Geez, can't a guy make a silly joke without getting some stuffy political diatribe in response? Not interested, mate. I love living here and your opinion won't change that.
@@Markus_Andrew Probably just a troll, but great response.
@@maxzorin9425 i wont call them draconian in any way shape or form, i was on a working holliday visa in Australia 10 years ago and the cops caught me selling weed at my coworkers (someone did rat me lol), the system was so slow in procesing me that i recieved a letter in my old house that was forwarded to me by the landlord back in my country and i was acquitted cause of lack of evidence, during the 6 months that i stayed there after getting caught i suffered no harrasment from police or prosecutor, and i could have even extended my visa it for another year if i wanted, cause only being convicted could have stoped that. I know it was wrong of me to sell weed but.. not really, the person who sells you good and reasoably priced weed is your brother from another mother.
@@nathandebartolo8330 Cheers!
You're killin it Bill. Keep it up, we need you.
"I've never been on trial for my thoughts before."
-Abbie Hoffmann, "the Trial of the Chicago 7"
Didn't he hide his girlfriend's body in a closet in his apartment? (Edited) Turns out it was Einhorn. Though Abbie Hoffman always gets mentioned, when her case is mentioned. A girl was killed and put in a closet, later found by her father. When I saw the story, it was part of a larger Chicago 7 history.
@@Neenerella333 what on earth are you talking about?
@@Neenerella333 snitch! /S
@@Neenerella333 Abbie Hoffman helped plan a protest in Washington DC and was arrested in Lincoln Park. They were protesting the Vietnam War. They asked Abbie Hoffman if he was thinking about overthrowing the government while he was planning the protest. Or something like that. There's a lot of movies out about it and one is an animated cartoon, and they're good, and educational. Our country finds itself in a very similar situation.
@@Neenerella333 You're thinking of Ira Einhorn.
"The woke side of the internet thinks going through someone's old myspace account makes them part of the risistence."
"It doesn't, it makes you a punk"
Not trying to press you or be rude, but do you feel the same way about the right encouraging students to put professors on blast?
Just make sure you remember to use his words about the right in class. Otherwise you missed the whole point of the New Rule, and you will just be yet another hyperpartisan tool. America has millions of those. Be something better.
Leaving out the right wing? They've always been snowflakes since losing the civil war--- thats why they put up monuments to traitors.
@@tooterfishpopkin6044 as long as they aren’t being banned from speaking at campuses
Those trained seals got real shellshocked when he said that lol
This segment was especially awesome!
So straight to the point, and so sharp, that the audience wasn't sure of what to do, if laugh at their own, or cry; even the guests were a little flabbergasted.
Words can not express How grateful I am for a comedian who is willing to take shots at both sides
Bill getting back to his roots skewering political correctness on both sides. I love it. Reminds me of Jon Stewart’s The Daily Show
You should look up the clip of Stewart's recent visit to Colbert's show. He emphatically blames covid on the Wuhan Institute, and Colbert's heretic-in-our-midst discomfort is palpable. He has this "oh shit...and I can't just cut his mike..." look.
@@squirehaggard4749 I’ve seen that bit Jon rules
Thank you, thank you for having the means necessary to address this. Honestly my message would be different if it weren't for sensorship, but from the bottom of my heart thank you. This needed to be said. Just wish everyone would see it.
More please. These gestapo consuming themselves can't happen fast enough.
As a Texan who leans Conservative, I approve of this message. Give all of us, the left and the right, the hell we deserve! Great work, and keep it up! Fearless free speech for the win!
I agree wholeheartedly. I’m also a conservative, but I recognize the idiocy on both sides. For one thing people need to stop putting every thought they’ve ever had on social media but people also need to not condemn those who said something stupid as teens.
I would just disagree with the teacher thing. It may sound like the same, but an old tweet or a costume is not literal child abuse. Some of the things recorded by kids are hardcore child abuse. It can lead to mental problems later on. If we consider how left wing the unions and schools are, these videos will only have consequences for the teacher if their actions are truly horrible. A victim recording their abuser is not a bad thing.
When it comes to college, I think most of these videos need to censor the faces of the people. What we want is to expose the indoctrination, not the people regurgitating it.
What does this to do with being a conservative or a liberal… it’s simply common sense that the snitch law is ridiculous… you Americans are really hopeless, everything has to be polarised as either left or right… mental…
@@weardifferentlybyseenali2751 Ah, since you seem confused, I'll explain. Bill Maher is a well known liberal comedian. If you listen to him enough, you'll notice he's rather open about which party he typically votes for and supports. The reason I enjoyed the video is because, as you mentioned, Bill was pitching common sense. Snitching is not political. Bill Maher, historically, has been. So it's nice seeing someone who is political pitch something we can all agree with. And as for Americans in general, we're political because we're one of the few countries where citizens both vote and have our votes counted.
@@XDex91 I’m not confused in the least… my point was if today’s America was not so polarised between the republicans and democrats, you wouldn’t have needed to point out you are a Texan conservative to support a ‘common sense’ uttered by a liberal. When common sense (which is what the country is in great need of) is spoken, no political standings are needed to be discussed.
Bill is at his best when he treats both parties equal in his unsults.
It’s not equal, he’s not a centrist, he just points stupidity. But at the end of the day he still has his side and doesn’t show true courage, or else he would do something other than make money.
@@ppollawit Yeh i didnt say he is even close to being a centrist.
I said he is at his best when mocking both sides.
And personally I dont care if someone is left right or centre as long as its not pushed onto me. Bills tv show is just better with jokes and observations about both parties (simple) same for the daily show and other uber liberal shows.
You have to be equal like this nobody gets mad
If you've been REALLY watching? He's gone after BOTH every time. He is the FIRST to call Democrats *"soft on Republicans"* for crying out loud!
I just believe that those talking points are something that you and I can come up with. But what can we do? He actually could do something, I just want someone like him, to do something!
Yes, most of us were taught as children "No one likes a tattletale", however, we were also taught "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all".
The way I see it, those who were trolling and those who snitched on them both deserve each other.
I love how his audience get confused by his speeches😂😂
I can remember a time when snitching would get you beat up. Now regardless of your political position, you get hailed a hero. Do I want to go back to the days of snitches getting beat up? Heck no. But I don't wanna live in a world where snitching is considered the best thing to combat ignorance, bigotry, sexism, ageism & homophobia. The best way to combat those things is through education, not snitching on folks.
try that on the kings of the snitching life, don lemon and ben shapiro, and you'll be charged with a hate crime.
Couldn’t have said it better myself
Nah let's go back to kicking ass these people are messing with people's lives I'm tired of treating a-holes with kid gloves and getting off easy they like inflicting pain let's give them some of our own
When did everyone's business become everybody else's business?
Three Words: ZERO TOLERANCE POLICIES. Thats what happens when you don't let kids kick the shit out of each other!
Maher has been on a roll lately, sure do find myself agreeing with most everything he says.
Yeah cause he finally wised up and realized that he was a huge part of the problem.
He is moving toward the center of the spectrum. Quite scary, maybe.
since he got off the orange man bad routine, for the last 4 years.
He sure has. He's been knocking it out of the park.
@@lg9075 his content literally hasn't changed for the past 10 years. Just the political climate has changed
At this digital age, you'll never know your worst enemy who will do everything to expose your secrets regardless of your right of privacy.
Snitches get Stitches
Bill has taken off the nice gloves at this point.. I’m loving it
I hoped he would have questioned Savage's sanity when this moron said that "men can menstruate too", but unfortunately he didn't ...
@@vitaliys He's not going to attack transpeople. That could be a career killer.
@@thoomolong, it's not an "attack " on anyone , it's just science. Every person should be treated decently
Massive liberal, which I'm not. Honest human, unapologetic about his view points. Yup. For that I respect this guy immensely.
I think you got those two priorities straight up in the right order.
He's Libertarian
@@JamesBrown4ever1 sadly he's not. He was much better when he was.
I'll bet you don't even know what a liberal really is. You're probably scared of the label because of how the right propagandists use it.
@@jaimhaas5170 Nah, he's pretty great, and on point most of the time. He criticizes both sides of the aisle, specifically far right AND far left.
This show will be remembered historically as the show with awkward and incorrect applause. "Hitler rocks" = uncontrollable applause. "Free speech is good" = people questioning whether this is okay to applaud for
The single star on Texas' flag is actually a rating.
I'm telling Texas.
Good. Hopefully less Democrats move to that state.
Like Bill said, Republicans want the neighbors to stop your abortion and Democrats will get you fired if you ever sang all the lyrics of a hip-hop song.
Maybe the 2 party system needs a reboot.
Bahahahahaha 🇺🇸
@@MB-fy8kk You are right about the population growth in Texas and Florida unlike many states it just keeps rising. "People of color make up 95% of Texas' population growth...Non-Hispanic white Texans now make up just 39.8% of the state's population - down from 45% in 2010."
While in Florida once again the gains are all people of color, with the biggest percentage gain since 2000 being the Asians. I can't wait for Texas and Florida to be Blue. So glad folks are moving there.
So glad you revived Edward Snowden’s predicament for being a true patriot and just an honorable man. Hope everyone not familiar w/ES will become familiar. He is a person to look up to. I hope he’s never forgotten!
He sacrificed a lot when I don't think most would have.
Bill Maher for president!!
He’s a balance between democrat and conservative
👏🏼👏🏼
♥️🥇Success 🥇♥️
Amazing. "Squeak team six" lmaoo
This is well said. You have to beware of people who seem to get off calling others “an awful person”.
Since Jon Stewart went off air, Bill is the only guy I understand. Both Jon and Bill were outspoken against the neo-illeberal fascism on the left, while also condemning fascists on the right.
No one else does it anymore. When we lose bill, there will not be a single mainstream show that calls out fascists no matter what side.
It makes me sad that zoomers think bill is a biggot. If everyone just listened to him we would never lose another election and we could end our party devouring itself
I don’t disagree, but I’d expand it further and suggest replacing ‘everyone listen to Bill’ to ‘everyone listen to both sides’ we would be a hell of a lot better off. But people like their echo chambers and social media propagates tribalism, and there is no financial/power incentive for people en masse to be educated and well informed. I bet Jon Stewart is smeared in the msm after his first show.
I'm a zoomer and i think he's speaking facts.
Yes I’m a zoomer and between his general disregard for bullshit and fervent defense of atheism I’ve always appreciated what he’s meant for our republic
yep, zoomers are the new biggots
Which is ironic because the definition of bigotry is intolerance of a person or people based on their beliefs alone.
Bill Maher, WHO are you?!? God, what a breath of fresh air! A breath of common sense! Please, keep doing this!!!
Gladys Kravitz is a genius reference.
I like anti-establishment Bill even more when his side is in control of the federal gov't. But also, he makes good points, and he's worth hearing.
He's just as much of the "establishment" as the people he criticizes hypocrite
@@homelesshannah50 glad someone said it. I like Bill but he isn’t exactly anti-establishment. In fact, I would say Bill loves the establishment.
@duenia b An eight-week abortion is not anywhere near late term. Many women don't even know they're pregnant until six weeks. You're clearly not familiar with the Texas law.
Eloquent Bill. Man, cancel culture hurts so many people and I think that Bill's critical breakdown and direct assertions about the topic were top notch. Righteous.
Logic was the class i learned the most from in college. It's why i enjoy this channel so much.
"Squeal team 6" killed me hahahahaha
Dan Savage can’t crack a smile on this.
Yeah because Bill undermined the death of someone who said "you're so gay"
How hurtful of you to minimize the struggle of someone using a WORD, Bill.
Weak, sensitive people.
Squeal Team 6, good one.
“Squeal team six”🤣😂🤣😂
Thamk you for telling the truth.
“You’re just a creepy little rat”. Damn, Bill is based!
@Grandpa Dude It's funny because it's true
I cackled out loud when bill said " crossing the line is in the job description"!!! Good thing i was between sips of my morning coffee.
Yep.
I often disagree with Bill on politics and policy. Not here. He's absolutely 100% right on this one.
I agree with pretty much every single word
Good to hear someone stand up for Snowden, disappointed to hear silence from the crowd.
I know, right? I thought the same thing! Snowden WAS and IS very brave.
What he did 'took some stones'.
Snowden is a hero. This ain’t china or russia, government should not have 100% access to your entire personal life
@jon pork where else should he have ran?! Should he have stayed here and got suicided and the truth would never get out?! Wake up. Wake up.
He's not a traitor, he was just telling us what the government doing was wrong.
Snowden is a traitor.He wasn't pointing out government corruption he was working for the govt and gave classified info to the Russian govt.It was his job to protect that info,and he didn't.
Dude thank you Bill for this Monologue.. The best in a while. The “uni bomber had some good points” LMAO because it’s true. He was crazy killing people, but he was spot on about technology in our society. I’d there ever was a manifesto that people should read, it would be his. I’m not advocating violence, just ideas.
in some alternative universe he just wrote his thoughts and published them without killing his former colleagues.
@@vipertact that thought makes me feel better
I love ted kaczynski I have him tattooed on me
Just saying for your benefit: delete these posts ^
Says a guy using technology to spew ideas and thoughts out to society.
I had a college professor that taught us to stage a protest for an issue we felt strongly about when we were studying the 60's....she was let go. Was the best teacher I had in my eye career
My guy Bill dropping that Ether!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did Bill play darts in his youth? Cause he is so good at hitting the bull's eye!
A bull(‘)s eye?
Welcome to the new Victorian Era, fellow peasants.
Be sure not to show too much ankle.
Remember Suzie from the 3rd grade who narced to the teacher if anyone got out of their seat in class? She's your HR manager now.
Yeah, and she dusts off 3 martinis at the local bar, then drives home before most of us get home and do a dab. And I thought her name was Karen..?
With bounty hunters in Texas looking for people who help pregnant women, it's the catholic church in medieval times.
Oh stop. The snitches are all on the left, and now that your cancel culture is backfiring on yourselves, you want to try to shift some of the blame to conservatives. I don't think so.
@Réamonn
" help women"
Never mind the thousands of women those people kill with their " help"
I'm mexican, i have always said Bill Maher is a treasure for you americans
Love ya Bill get into it.
One of the funniest things is when Bill pauses for what he thinks will be applause and it sounds like a few rain drops on the carport instead.
The audience is afraid to laugh. They are busy searching on the web to see if they are allowed to.
@@matts3932 No they're not, it's not a funny bit, it's informative but not comical for the most part. The audience on Maher's show is way ahead of the curve.
@@DylansPen No they're not. You can feel and hear the hesitation. His audience has been suspect for a while now. It's a combination of afraid to laugh and being too far up their own ass to even comprehend. The pause is because they're not even sure if it's supposed to elicit laughs. We're becoming collectively dumber because we're losing the ability to communicate human to human.
His audience doesn't really agree. Because he's been slightly shifting positions as a pundit... toward the right of left. He's always seemed center-left, but times are a-changin.
@@TommySawtooth cherry picker ,,avoids alot of issues on purpose,,
Bill's audience was shit on this episode. I love how Bill has no problem calling out and offending his audience 🤣😭
If it wasn’t for the “Applause” signs in the auditorium, they wouldn’t know when to clap.
@April Campbell Vindman? Maybe not.
He sounds like a cranky old man.
@April Campbell The reason you don't understand how people can support this in Texas is because this is not what is happening in Texas. The Uber driver part was pulled straight out of Rachel Maddows ass because Bills writers watch cable news and are just as prone to misinformation as Qtards. The bill bans people from knowingly providing an abortion‑inducing drug to a pregnant woman without satisfying the applicable informed consent requirements for abortions or after an ultrasound detects a heartbeat after 7 weeks. The uber driver would have to be told he was driving a woman to get an abortion illegally, as in "I need to be dropped off at the clinic to get my illegal abortion", a thing that has literally never happened.
I don't like it either but Bill is just as full of shit as the worst of them.
@@fred7883 Your grammar has a lot of room for improvement.
You just speak the truth Bill.
Due to the pandemic, lack of resources and crises in some parts of the world has made lots of people jobless and the financial status of some families aren't okay & this leading to increase in crime rate in our society.
That's right but here in china things aren't so, due to good leadership. Perhaps;many are in search of a good and reliable source of income.
@Black Davies You're absolutely right,but many out there are confused about what part of stock should they invest into..for me! I invested into Bitcoin and it has been a success for about six months now.
Do you guys still think 🤔 crypto is the future?!! With the recent fall of BTC.
@@peneloperiley6357 This fall of crypto is for a greater rising. Do you remember when 1bitcion worth 1cent?. Then it rose up to 60k dollars. If you could get my point i think now is another great opportunity to buy and invest.
I'm an educated lady, but still don't know how to go about crypto trading. Do i need a special class to learn how to trade?.
Bill hit the nail on the head with this *perfectly*
Damn. That was good, Bill. The mark of a good comedian: Call attention to something we’ve all been staring at but didn’t notice. Thank you.
"Squeal Team Six," EPIC Bill!
So true Bill !
Taking shots everywhere. Love it, need more of it.
I've been saying this for years... Maher's editorials are gold.
Thanks, Bill. Well said.
Once again, AMEN Bill….
Spot-On. Sometimes this guy Bill Maher gets it exactly right.
😂 if a transcript of Call of Duty online games comes out, everyone between 25-40 is gonna get fired 😂
Enough is enough.
"Squeal Team Six" 😂😂😂
We need more Bill Mahers in the world.
In Pittsburgh on KDKA tv, there was a guy named Al Julius who told it like it was. Not afraid to speak his mind. To point out the injustices to everyday people and situations and the news of the day. To right the wrongs being bestowed upon people who were getting screwed over. Such common sense is not so common anymore. Hey Bill, you should run for president. And your running mate for VP, Ben Shapiro. Another unflappable voice in the crowd.
We live in the era that Alan Watts would describe as"having a plague of virtuous people”
Social Media breeds Virtue Signalling NOT "Accountability"
If only these people had any virtue to begin with, maybe then they wouldn't feel the need to fake it with BS like that.
Alan Watts is so relevant these days. Another example is the Afghanistan debacle, which was 20 years in the making.