Only 1.13% Of Men Know This...

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  • Knowledge is power my friend, however, with great knowledge, comes great responsibility. Use this power wisely and never give me up if you get interrogated.
    Never forget, she doesn't have to know that you know, or that I know that you know.
    Let's see what Uncle GPT says:
    Understanding your girlfriend's menstrual cycle can bring several benefits to both individuals in the relationship. Firstly, it promotes empathy and emotional support. Menstruation can be accompanied by physical discomfort, mood swings, and fatigue. By being aware of the timing and symptoms of her cycle, you can offer understanding and support during this time, creating a more compassionate and nurturing relationship.
    Secondly, understanding her menstrual cycle allows for better communication and planning. Menstruation affects fertility, and knowledge of her cycle can assist in family planning decisions. It can help couples in either trying to conceive or avoid pregnancy, making the process more informed and shared.
    Additionally, understanding her cycle can foster a healthier sex life. Some women experience heightened sexual desire during specific phases of their cycle. Being aware of these patterns can enhance intimacy and help you cater to her needs and desires more effectively.
    Furthermore, knowing her cycle can aid in recognizing potential health concerns. Irregularities in the menstrual cycle can sometimes indicate underlying health issues. By being observant, you can encourage her to seek medical attention if necessary, promoting her overall well-being.
    Overall, understanding your girlfriend's menstrual cycle creates a foundation of trust, empathy, and open communication within the relationship. It allows you to support her physical and emotional well-being, make informed decisions together, and cultivate a more harmonious and fulfilling connection.
    Interesting.
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    James

ความคิดเห็น • 180

  • @futuremrscw
    @futuremrscw ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Lol... Love how as a women I can 100% agree with the time scale/mood vibes.... Actually cracked me up with the motive behind knowing the process 😂😂

  • @darrenholmes2490
    @darrenholmes2490 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    When the river runs red, take the dirt track

    • @jensschreiner5351
      @jensschreiner5351 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Question is basically if you persue a career in piracy or in mining....

    • @craigjohnson9605
      @craigjohnson9605 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Take the dirt track instead*
      If you have an opportunity to rhyme, you should always take it.

    • @omgurheadsgone
      @omgurheadsgone ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao.

    • @ewaldvonkleist2438
      @ewaldvonkleist2438 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @marcomiller5146
      @marcomiller5146 ปีที่แล้ว

      THAT IS A FUCKING BAR NO CAP

  • @markmcgowan7340
    @markmcgowan7340 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Had no idea were this was going.. But fair play thanks James.

  • @Seven-wc6lb
    @Seven-wc6lb ปีที่แล้ว +37

    A true sailor, sails the red sea

    • @marcogermani304
      @marcogermani304 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @NationKiwi
      @NationKiwi ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bruhhhh

    • @xirix
      @xirix ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Franklin D. Roosevelt's quote, “a smooth sea never made a skilled sailor,” it can be red sea 😅

  • @laredt
    @laredt ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This video is on another level 😂 thank you so much, it’s the perfect educational piece; I shared it right away to my boyfriend 😂

  • @GeorgeC-S
    @GeorgeC-S ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'm not joking you've actually made me realise most of my arguments in my relationship are due to me not understanding these principles . Thank you

  • @scottbrown7379
    @scottbrown7379 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I did not pay enough attention in year 10 biology....god speed, sir, you're doing the Lord's work.

  • @blademontane
    @blademontane ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I completely agree. The fact that I know all about my wife's menstrual cycle means that if she's being irrationally emotional, I can just tell her it's probably because she's on her period.

    • @RyanLongArt
      @RyanLongArt ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is that you in your profile pic, because then it makes this slightly funnier that she's smiling and you're not.

    • @pam164
      @pam164 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait till she hits Menopause its worse 😅

    • @pam164
      @pam164 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LxUxNxA I can tell you as a woman that its like being on the 3rd week of cycle for a good 2 to 3 years lol but it does eventually get better about 8 years in😃

    • @omgurheadsgone
      @omgurheadsgone ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That always ends well! Tell her she’s obviously just reacting this way because she’s on her period!

    • @syrus3k
      @syrus3k ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LxUxNxA don't worry about it.. HRT is a helluva thing...things better than ever in the bedroom.

  • @tomwhite4994
    @tomwhite4994 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    20 years married, and I can say this is very real. Timing is everything.

  • @ChubiPanda
    @ChubiPanda ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:29 what's hilarious is I met a stripper last week who was a redhead and her stage name was Tiffany. 😅

  • @Mike...01
    @Mike...01 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for helping me to better understand these complicated creatures. There is still a long road to travel.

  • @Make.a.change
    @Make.a.change ปีที่แล้ว +8

    James, I've been taking a break from social to concentrate on myself. This is the first video I've watched since being back. As always f##king brilliant 😂

  • @TheWorsnops
    @TheWorsnops ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *makes husband sit down and watch while currently in the danger zone* Lmao!!!!!

  • @MrOrthodox13
    @MrOrthodox13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Now if only we learnt it like this in med school.

  • @ABhd84
    @ABhd84 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If the rivers red take the dirt track instead…

  • @jimbob7991
    @jimbob7991 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this JS, the producing has gone to another level. Thought the Titan comment was a step too far, even for you….

  • @itsjustaname777
    @itsjustaname777 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "get permission" lmao

  • @Thebethybethx
    @Thebethybethx ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Loveeee this! More men should understand this!

  • @gordoncampbell4706
    @gordoncampbell4706 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Very interesting and informative Professor Smith, please, please give us your dissertation on menopause. I'm always up for a good laugh, cheers mate.

  • @donnarichardson5887
    @donnarichardson5887 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly this is so brilliant, and so correct, and put in a very understandable way.

  • @kirkybury
    @kirkybury ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every time I hear your voice I hear Chris Eubank Jr, is it just me 😆

  • @gbrand5429
    @gbrand5429 หลายเดือนก่อน

    We all just paid more attention than we ever did in school

  • @callummackenzie5207
    @callummackenzie5207 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you have to ask permission to do something when you don’t have kids with someone, she’s not the one.

  • @rugbyfan9225
    @rugbyfan9225 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Having worked in a female-heavy industry for years, I heard my colleagues talk about 'Week 3' ALL THE TIME.
    That's the Week you've gotta be ready for.

  • @lukewatts3284
    @lukewatts3284 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You are a brave man posting this 😂

    • @lynnezabek
      @lynnezabek ปีที่แล้ว

      Why ? It’s absolutely true.

  • @agonta
    @agonta ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Can’t help but think that this would be a great idea for an app to workout these timings for us 😉

    • @sawzaw1
      @sawzaw1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There are plenty.

    • @jpjapers
      @jpjapers ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sawzaw1 Got two mates that used them and both ended up with unplanned kids.

    • @DC-yf9vy
      @DC-yf9vy ปีที่แล้ว

      They are great if you like paying for abortions. Use an actual protection if you don't want kids, "natural protection" is only one step above horoscopes in terms of effectiveness.

    • @gayroofus123
      @gayroofus123 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jpjapers Yeah they are shit. Stress, diet, sleep, all sorts of shit messes up cycle timing. I would put 0 trust into those apps.

  • @TylerDurden775
    @TylerDurden775 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    James - you are doing God's work. Well done mate.

  • @SistersForever-es4hc
    @SistersForever-es4hc ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When you are having a huge row with the missus and realise you are not even in a bad mood 😂. She takes you there

  • @electrogenetic
    @electrogenetic ปีที่แล้ว

    Just shown a V-Shred ad before the video chief! The irony of it 😅🤯

  • @Naebun
    @Naebun ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahah, god i love your humor

  • @Sa1sysoo
    @Sa1sysoo ปีที่แล้ว

    Kinda proud my hubby knew the red head / dragon scale before James even started filling it in...

  • @FilimStar
    @FilimStar ปีที่แล้ว

    this guy is a Guru...

  • @daveg3831
    @daveg3831 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder what your mrs made of this video 😂😂

  • @kenglass1980
    @kenglass1980 ปีที่แล้ว

    Probably the best video on you tube!!!!

  • @jamesc6363
    @jamesc6363 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    OMG thank you.

  • @redbeard1891
    @redbeard1891 ปีที่แล้ว

    God speed brothers

  • @Umbra3357
    @Umbra3357 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is a legend!!

  • @callummyatt5252
    @callummyatt5252 ปีที่แล้ว

    Had to Subscribe after this

  • @Mat-xh1bd
    @Mat-xh1bd ปีที่แล้ว +19

    As a gay man, this was a very entertaining yet completely useless video for me 😂 thanks for the great content as always.

    • @RyanLongArt
      @RyanLongArt ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then you should pay extra attention, because not having intimate relationships with women, you're even less likely to ever think about any of this. But you may still have plenty of friendships with women, and female work colleagues.

    • @Mat-xh1bd
      @Mat-xh1bd ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RyanLongArt You make a very good point!

    • @benjaminbradley780
      @benjaminbradley780 ปีที่แล้ว

      'Just like getting boners on MDMA' hahahaha haha ha

  • @thescoob7530
    @thescoob7530 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Most informative video of all time.

  • @chrischan3448
    @chrischan3448 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bruh why do we settle for this, should not be this hard

  • @paolonacca1120
    @paolonacca1120 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bloody hell... could have done with this pep talk years ago! I hit every landmine on your white board! Will re-educate my sons... or shall I?... As always enjoyed the vid :)

  • @PauliusCreates
    @PauliusCreates ปีที่แล้ว

    I was living a very dangerous life up until now

  • @BASE-hb1ji
    @BASE-hb1ji ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brilliant

  • @graemejones2061
    @graemejones2061 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wait till menstruation. . .PHEW . . .sometimes its good to be Gay or a Unicorn

  • @Doc_Valeri
    @Doc_Valeri ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oustanding 😂😂😂

  • @herluka
    @herluka 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Lads, I'm going to introduce you to the menstrual cycle." James, as a woman, I want to say thank you 😊 But also that as a woman, I am aware of these changes in my physiology to check myself before I wreck myself, or somebody else 😜 x (BTW absolutely true about the BJ likelihood 😂)

  • @RoidfreeSenior
    @RoidfreeSenior ปีที่แล้ว

    Glad I am happily married. Dating these days seems crazy

  • @liveloveride1676
    @liveloveride1676 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok James I gave it a like because it's so funny, keep them coming.

  • @BBGCS2
    @BBGCS2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think a certain Mr. Stinson shared this too 🤣

  • @tylerbarnes9673
    @tylerbarnes9673 ปีที่แล้ว

    Someone watched diary of a CEO. Not complaining though, it needs sharing.

  • @marcusflint3168
    @marcusflint3168 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Solid advice 👌🏻

  • @linhgab
    @linhgab ปีที่แล้ว

    Ahh gosh you spilled our secrets. Tell us about you guys secretes please

    • @vikinginspace4881
      @vikinginspace4881 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Every day is the same, your welcome

  • @Timjacks01
    @Timjacks01 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    May the force be with you!
    Do you think women mind what watch you wear?

  • @cydrezz
    @cydrezz ปีที่แล้ว

    THIS DESERVES VIEWS SHARE THE LOVE BOIS

  • @Dmountaingoblin
    @Dmountaingoblin ปีที่แล้ว

    Wished I’d known this 30 years ago 🤣🤣🤣

  • @edwardaudi4027
    @edwardaudi4027 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just found your channel after the whoop review, awesome content!

  • @papabear9498
    @papabear9498 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fucking brilliant
    Lmfao

  • @pwrstufewnpidyn3456
    @pwrstufewnpidyn3456 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me watching this without a girlfriend

  • @Lstexcel
    @Lstexcel ปีที่แล้ว

    Legend.

  • @vooose
    @vooose ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Credit to the original hot matrix creator?

    • @JamesSmithPT
      @JamesSmithPT  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No idea who did it first

    • @xirix
      @xirix ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I saw it in how I meet your mother.

    • @jujiro225
      @jujiro225 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/pInk1rV2VEg/w-d-xo.html even " girl named tiffany" joke is same😂😂

    • @BrewM12s
      @BrewM12s ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good use of the crazy hot matrix. Dana’s video still makes me laugh as they weren’t even planning it and I think he did it in one of their breaks on a seminar.

  • @dirtbagoutside
    @dirtbagoutside ปีที่แล้ว

    Baahaha... this is great!! Spot on man!!

  • @lucyforbisterxo
    @lucyforbisterxo ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂 well done James

  • @davidmorgan3328
    @davidmorgan3328 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HaHa just love it 😂

  • @EstAzer
    @EstAzer ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm literally dead 🤣🤣🤣🤘

  • @Lawrence-tw6yc
    @Lawrence-tw6yc ปีที่แล้ว

    I learnt all that the long hard way😂 nice video.

  • @toamastar
    @toamastar ปีที่แล้ว

    *clicks pen, takes notes*

  • @harveymacdonald866
    @harveymacdonald866 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey could you do a video on cupping therapy??

  • @BigButtEater
    @BigButtEater ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had no idea pee is stored in the balls

  • @chaaarbz3159
    @chaaarbz3159 ปีที่แล้ว

    where's the shirt from james? good video as always keep it up!

  • @harikrishnanchandramohan4209
    @harikrishnanchandramohan4209 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Is it experience or do you will often get downloads from the astral realm

  • @charliezelenowski2701
    @charliezelenowski2701 ปีที่แล้ว

    To get permission
    Lol ffs.
    So good that bit.

  • @rossheeley4400
    @rossheeley4400 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was mint 😂

  • @christopherellis1314
    @christopherellis1314 ปีที่แล้ว

    Informative (I hope) 😂 definitely funny!

  • @tashfit6323
    @tashfit6323 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your best video yet 😂

  • @alexandraward1248
    @alexandraward1248 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant and hilarious....from a girl x

  • @fannoulasantourtzoglou3892
    @fannoulasantourtzoglou3892 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spot on🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Yaseen_Khaliq
    @Yaseen_Khaliq ปีที่แล้ว

    sooooooooo true 😀🔥

  • @Nite_KC
    @Nite_KC 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The stick a digit comment made me subscribe.

  • @jordancooke7719
    @jordancooke7719 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You all have girlfriends???

  • @southbrit
    @southbrit ปีที่แล้ว

    Jesus I love this guy

  • @DarekKozbur
    @DarekKozbur ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn.

  • @jewelzzzzzzz
    @jewelzzzzzzz ปีที่แล้ว

    lmao this is very true

  • @dangerouslydazzling
    @dangerouslydazzling ปีที่แล้ว

    Love it

  • @cianmoriarty7345
    @cianmoriarty7345 ปีที่แล้ว

    So glad I like other guys 😹

  • @DKKennedy25
    @DKKennedy25 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious stuff.😂

  • @anthonygeorge4916
    @anthonygeorge4916 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine having to ask for permision from your wife...imagine thinking that is normal. What a sad way to live life

    • @JamesSmithPT
      @JamesSmithPT  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its a joke 🤫

    • @vikinginspace4881
      @vikinginspace4881 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Imagine someone having to explain sarcasm to you. What a sad way to live life

  • @jamessaltlife
    @jamessaltlife ปีที่แล้ว

    ‘Natural cycles’ is an amazing alternative to the pill, plus there is an app where you can be added to get notifications as to the time of month 😂 works beautifully

  • @Mindphil78
    @Mindphil78 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣😂 fantastic

  • @dylanturley7291
    @dylanturley7291 ปีที่แล้ว

    Then add birth control and it changes everything 😂

  • @kristijan8518
    @kristijan8518 ปีที่แล้ว

    How fast will this video get demonetized

  • @DR-cs6dl
    @DR-cs6dl ปีที่แล้ว

    Quick question for the females out there, why has James put the “green zone/safe zone” in the Luteal phase? I thought the Luteal phase was the moody phase and the Follicular phase was the less moody phase? Pls help

  • @owenwalker1132
    @owenwalker1132 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The danger zone is underrated

  • @gavinmurray2848
    @gavinmurray2848 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m English and I live in vegas and I’m in vegas lol

  • @Marty2022
    @Marty2022 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very funny.

  • @trishhunt4085
    @trishhunt4085 ปีที่แล้ว

    Indefinitely. Forever. 😂 "Hello, Redundancy Department of Redundancy" ☎️

  • @philiplees6350
    @philiplees6350 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂 quality

  • @wanderoutdoors6094
    @wanderoutdoors6094 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If she doesnt have a period due to birth control does this still apply? She gets occasional light periods every several months

    • @kyliemitchellharper6872
      @kyliemitchellharper6872 ปีที่แล้ว

      Depends on the type of birth control, this vid although great, is just a generalisation, there is a lot more to the workings of the cycle than this, day 14 is not the most fertile for every woman etc.
      (I have a medical science background)

    • @wanderoutdoors6094
      @wanderoutdoors6094 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kyliemitchellharper6872 in this case a pill

    • @annieyoung551
      @annieyoung551 ปีที่แล้ว

      It depends on what type of it's progesterone only, she will still ovulate an egg regularly, but periods 'not real periods' can be sporadic. However if she's on the MIS of progesterone and estrogen she may not even ovulate so there's no sexy time of the month

  • @DeanMee-w7x
    @DeanMee-w7x ปีที่แล้ว

    🌊 red 💩 instead 🤭

  • @Antarmy2
    @Antarmy2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best part of the month for me is from the 1st to the 31st, as I don't have or want a bitch.