Judging You Based on Your Favorite Band/Artist
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ธ.ค. 2024
- If you tell me that your favorite artist is ___, this is what I'm immediately going to assume about you. Don't watch if you don't want to be bullied.
In all seriousness this just in good fun.
Laughs at the Nirvana one.
Checks wardrobe.
Red and black striped longsleeve.
…darn…
GIMMEE I WANT IT
I have wayyyy too many sweaters for a guy in a hot country
So true
Same
i wish i had this shirt
Band not mentioned, band not roasted.
Same
same
same no crane wives, no roast:) theyre too good hehe
@@KayFey_E3294 IVE NEVER MET SOMEONE WHO LIKES THEM
@@hi-qd8nm YAY FELLOW FAN????
my favourite artist wasn’t mentioned, i see this as a win
AYE DOMINO
frr
who's your favorite then?
@@cheese-ut4pc i have a few but mainly stray kids, maneskin, arctic monkeys and muse
same
Arctic monkeys: you’re either rocking out in your room or in the bathroom feeling the existential crisis hit your brain
Oh that’s why I liked them when I discovered them not long ago!! I’ve been in a perpetual state of existential crisis for decades 😅
OR you use pinterest excessively and make it your entire personality, and spend the entirety of your days dreaming of being loved (plot twist: it's not happening and you're an introvert probably)
@@Maplee.MP3I can confirm this is accurate
R u a stalker?
Yup! That's me! 😁
😁
😁
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😶 w h y d o w e e v e n e x i s t ? ?
it was a legitimate jumpscare to see you start with twenty one pilots lol i really didnt expect it. it wasnt accurrate for me but it describes the majority of the fandom in 2016 so i get it
Why no [my favorite band]?
Car seat headrest! We’re so easily bulliable! Depressed gay furries who”se idea of being extroverted is saying ‘have a good day’ at the checkout
@@schrodingersbraincell5861 thats actually wrong we're just insufferable people that enjoy listening to a gay man monologue over some lofi rock instrumental
Sleep token 😭
@@faminehand true. we always debate when someone says that sleep token isnt a metal band
@@0heda734hes gay? hell yeah
Drake would just be the mirror of Taylor Swift: "You date the exact type of women you claim to hate"
didn't know drake fans hated minors
no, because taylor swift fans date people they can legally date
@@aclaraduarte13 REAL
Unless of theyre 17 and a Kennedy ofc @aclaraduarte13
For real lmao
Hey the Tally Hall one aint right. I never peaked.
real
I have a friend who loves tally hall and it's hilariously right
forever a dumb loser lol
Real
I wasn’t even on the web in the 2010s or a theater kid
bro, I love daft punk, let's kiss.
watched this video knowing damn well my 17000 monthly listener artist was not gonna be mentioned
I could hear genuine hatred in Billy’s voice when he got to Eminem
Em stans are so bad that Em wrote the song coining the term "stan."
That one was relatable
At least he isn't Tom MacDonald. I'll +1 Eminem, I don't follow him all the time... but Tom MacDonald is a joke.
He sounds like my dad any time someone mentions Eminem, lmfao
As a huge eminem fan i was laughing so hard 😭😭
Some personal takes:
Depeche Mode - you keep telling everyone around you how influential they are, and are wondering why are you only connecting to 50-year old people over them.
The Cure - you are invested in Robert Smith’s love story more than your own personal relationships, and are secretly hoping for an eccentric goth boy/girl to suddenly appear in your life and fall in love with you.
The Smiths - you keep getting into arguments who made the band what it is - Marr or Morissey. You choose your stance based on your opponent’s.
Oasis - you can’t shut up about how Marr was the main influence for Noel Gallagher, and argue that they definitely maybe had more than 2 good albums. Also, you keep hoping for an Oasis reunion (it is never happening, move on ffs).
GG Allin - you don’t really listen or care about the music, but you do like a good show.
Green Day - “Oh yeah, I do like punk rock!”
Edit: Oasis one didn’t age well almost immediately. Gallagher brothers probably read my comment and said “you know what, F this guy, let’s do a reunion to spite him”.
I feel personally called out by the Cure take
Green Day fan, can confirm (I listen to Dead Kennedys and Sex Pistols) (I'm 100% a poser)
Kraftwerk - You keep telling everyone around you how influential they are and are wondering why are you only connecting to 70 year old people over them.
Bruno Mars - basically same as the Ed Sheeran one
I listen to Depeche Mode cause it makes me feel gay
PRIMUS: you're just a silly little guy- had me ROLLING 🤣
we're never beating the silly little guy allegations
True
I’m a silly little guy 😎
@@gorbishshnoris says the Weezer fan 🙄
@@vanilla_milkshake takes one to know one
The part about Gizzard fans not realizing how popular the band is really clocked me because I didn't even think they were popular enough to make the list
loool same, they have been getting bigger and bigger since 2017
it's probably true for the US/EU
but i genuinely havent been able to meet anyone else who knows about king gizz
Yess it's so weird. I feel like I'm just alone with my king gizzard obsession because I like can't find anyone who actually listens to them. And I forget that they're actually pretty popular. Went to my first kglw concert tonight and it was crazy just knowing that like everyone there actually knows them and doesn't say "huhhh" when I mention their name!!
Same lol. I think fans like to think they’re ironically less popular than they are haha. I also think a lot of fans have no idea how popular they are (more or less).
same with tally hall, i think of them as a not very well known band even though their most popular song has 253 million listens on spotify
The Eminem one was personal 💀
FOR REAL 😭😭
Sabaton - For the person who geeks about WWII but the closest to an actual war they'll ever get is playing Call of Duty.
And spends lots of money on World of Tanks add-ons
Yeah, that sounds about right. I love learning about war history and I enjoy fps games, but actually getting drafted into all that bullshit and having to fight on the front lines is one of my worst nightmares lmao
Why is it bad for someone to geek about history without going to war, though? Isn’t it a good thing when people don’t go to war? There are much better things to bully Sabaton fans about than "ha ha ur never gonna voluntarily be in a war zone!“
or a piratecore bisexual with the feminine urge to fight for the holy land (me. it's me)
Nah i just like to learn, if war happens now i'd be the first to pass 💀
I'll try and write a few:
Olivia Rodrigo: You are probably under twenty and are enjoying your youth and I can't fault you for that.
Black Country, New Road: You like being sneered at by multi-instrumentalists.
MF DOOM: You're an all round chill person who likes a jazzy vibe and doesn't take shit too seriously.
Sabrina Carpenter: You only listen to music that is popular on Tiktok.
Mitski: You are either really cool or really insufferable, there's no middle ground.
Bob Dylan: You most likely romanticise the '60s and have a peevish attitude to modern music.
Elliott Smith: You have a great taste in music but for the love of god get therapy.
Sufjan Stevens: You also have a great taste in music but you are either gay or one zesty mfer.
Death Grips: No matter how hard you try you will NEVER beat the fantanocore allegations.
Tom Waits: You are most likely a cool dad but if you're a young person then you're really cool and I want to be your friend.
Olivia Rodrigo and Mitski fan here, I expected a horrible roast for Olivia 😭
Yeah man, Sufjan Stevens makes some deadly music but *damn* do I get homo urges while listening to ‘Chicago’~ and that’s not even mentioning the Mystery of Love album 😅😅
Olivia Rodrigo song brutal contradicts what you said 😅
@@alexjeffrey4093 Being a Sufjan superfan also dramatically raises the likelihood that you will get into an argument where you find yourself insisting that there *is* good contemporary Christian music actually, have you listened to Danielson Famile or Joy Electric or Soul-Junk? You do know that Seven Swans is mostly retellings of Bible stories? This does not in fact reduce the zestiness; if anything, it makes the kind of gay you are *way* more apparent. :P
Love Elliot Smith… had 10 years of therapy 😅😂
BILLY COBB MENTIONED BILLY COBB MENTIONED
this is his video
Exactly @@slotess
@@slotessI wonder why he was mentioned then 🤔🤔
@@slotessyou mean this is his jawn
Yes
The gorillaz depends on which albums you listen to:
Gorillaz/Demon Days/Plastic Beach: You're probably pretty normal, you put some of this on at house parties
D-Sides: You have a slight fascination with Hong Kong
Journey to the West (I know its not gorillaz): You have a weird fascination with Hong Kong
The Fall/G-Sides: The other albums weren't enough, you probably have a weird obsession or collection of some kind
Laika Come Home: You smoke a HORRENDOUS amount of weed
Any of the new albums: Either you've moved on from the 2000s or you write weird fanfics of the characters
HONG KONG MENTIONED? RAAAAAAAH🦅🦅🦅
oingo boing- you're trans
lemon demon- you're trans
will wood- you're trans
Damn truuue (I’m literally getting top surgery today)
Nice ween pfp
I feel like a clock is ticking for me to make a realization
Phoebe bridgers- you’re a lesbian
Clairo- you’re a lesbian
Chappelle Roan- you’re a lesbian (or you just think her music is really, really fun and you’re right)
i am indeed trans, and will wood is one of my favorites
Imagine Dragons were the first band i discovered *on my own*, without anyone else showing them to me. so for that reason i have a soft spot for them, along with their older music being quite good and the band having an interesting history in general. they’ve become a totally different band at this point than what they were 10+ years ago, but despite the (sometimes valid) criticism they get they’ll always have a special place in my heart. idk if i’d still consider them to be my “favorite” nowadays, but they’ve got some gems in their discography for sure.
If you haven't already, I'd check out their Mercury album. While it has some misfires, it also has some of their best music since Smoke + Mirrors. It's a least at step up from Evolve and Origins.
Dude, same! I discovered it when I was 9, and it was the first band I knew by name!
That is Kasabian for me
ironic i found this right after an imagine dragons concert
and how they are all connected and there is this guy who is a cyborg and he vomited so hard he murdered the universe or something
As a Radiohead fan, I can confirm that they opened me up to a whole new range of emotions. Most of which have affected me for the worst.
I love Radiohead but since i can't understand hardly anything Thom is mumbling, the lyrics don't affect me much. The music, however, soars.
As a radiohead fan we either love them because we're clinically depressed or we're as unclear as Thom when it comes to singing (I swear I'm both)
I don’t care if Green Day is considered punk or not, my brain just likes the noise they make 🤷♂️
Preach! 🙌
REAL
Same
NAH FR
And they definitely are, gatekeepers just hate that they are the most popular punk group by quite a large margin
Where's my Steely Dan? I'm a pretentious stuck up audiophile, I need my ruthless judgement
Your genitals flutter when you hear phrases like "diminished seventh chord" or "time signature changes". Your favorite jazz musician is "everyone who was on Kind of Blue". When you die, your family, who doesn't understand you one whit, will play a string quartet tribute to Nirvana at your casket viewing.
Fucking LOVE Steely Dan.
Yes fans need the ruthless judgment, especially the ones who think a 10-minute segment of an album side is the same thing as a single.
You don't like getting emotionally invested, so you exclusively date people you don't really enjoy spending time with.
Literally came to the comments to see if there was any Steely Dan love
I dont feel called out by Weird Al being my favorite… you told me exactly what I expected to hear
as a system of a down fan, i am a wacky fellow and my whimsy knows no bounds. like a pond drowning a man i am metophorically kissing you with tongue in an omnipotent and vaguely comforting way. /pos
i like to think we soad fans are like the human version of those whimsical gnomes
@@thehermionegrangerr that’s what I’m sayin
What a splendid comment.
Thankful NIN isn’t on here so I can keep being unaware of how insufferable I am, other than when I tell people I like limp Bizkit unironically inspite of being a toddler for most of the 2000’s
Me but with RHCP
@@jackdaniel2457 Anthony Kiedis is gross
Thanks for this comment. Now I don’t have to watch the video 😂
i was waiting for nin to come up bro i wish I opened the comments 🙏
Dodged the NIN callout bullet, ran straight into the Radiohead one
but ngl, Ive seen so many other people aside from me whos favourite bands is the NIN-Radiohead combo so I guess you can just take the Radiohead comment, make it a bit more self loathing, and claim it for yourself
What about Fall Out Boy.... same as panic! cause damn I thought you would love my fanfic
For me, Fall Out Boy is similar to panic! at the disco, but what I would add is "and no, just because Pete Wentz publicly came out as bisexual in the late 2000s doesn't mean he specifically wants Patrick. Stop it."
@@wendycopepdf no because honestly wouldn't be surprised (assuming you meant Mikey)
fr we're more like some sort of more rabid version of Panic! at the Disco but it depends which side of the music you like (i like they're stuff like We Didnt Start the Fire and The Phoenix)
For anyone who wants to skip to their fav artist/band
Here are time stamps
0:13 twenty one pilots
0:23 Metallica
0:30 weezer
0:38 Green Day
0:46 mcr
0:52 EvaneScence
0:56 radio head
0:59 king gizzard the lizard wizard?
1:06 Pink Floyd
1:15 Taylor swift
1:20 the Beatles
1:26 the velvet underground
1:33 The Beach Boys
1:41 ween
1:46 idk who this is and I can’t read it….
1:50 grateful dead
1:57 neutral milk hotel
2:05 primus
2:07 the strokes
2:11 brand new
2:15 the B-52s
2:18 nirvana
2:23 again idk who this is or what is says
2:26 tally hall
2:32 queen
2:41 Americanfootball
2:47 Avril Lavigne
2:49 bo burnham
2:58 Pierce the veil
3:07 panic! At the disco
3:11 the smiths
3:16 the cure
3:26 slipknot
3:34 avenged sevenfold
3:40 system of a down
3:42 paramore
3:46 electric light orchestra
3:50 Bowie
3:54 chappell roan 😻
3:57 Eminem
4:17 idk who this is
4:26 BTS
4:29 Michael jackson
4:37 imagine dragons
4:39 arcade fire
4:43 Ed sheeran
4:52 Marilyn Manson
5:00 “weird Al” yankovic
5:02 Black Sabbath
5:06 idk who this is
5:11 kiss
5:14 rush
5:18 joy division
5:23 gorillaz
5:25 prince
5:29 daft punk
5:37 phoebe bridgers
5:41 clairo
5:46 yeezy
5:53 Led Zeppelin
6:00 Greta van fleet
6:05 billy Cobb
1:46 Phish
2:23 Foo Fighters
4:17 - Blink-182
5:06 - Jimi Hendrix
Thanks btw!!
me in the corner with my tapeworms:
Me in the corner with u (im one of ur tapeworms)
can I join
Will Wood/Will Wood and The Tapeworms fans are either autistic, ADHD, trans or musical fanatics (As a Will Wood fan I can attest that I am all the above)
*joins*
You forget an essential part of the Pink Floyd one: mentioning that Animals is underrated
Animals is underrated. And Pink Floyd is not even my favourite band.
Dogs is top 10 songs ever made
@@BlueberryDragon13
I think it's a great album, but it's considered one of the "big 4," so I don't agree it's underrated. I'd say it's properly rated. For me, a truly underrated Pink Floyd album would be something like Obscured By Clouds
Person 1: hi
Person 2 (Floydite): animals is underrated
@@BlueberryDragon13nah, obscured by clouds is
Mine's Oingo Boingo, where's my judgement, huh?!
You are either transgender, have a strong connection to Evil Dead and Reanimator, or both. Either way you are to be stopped by any means necessary if you are seen making a move for the jukebox or aux chord.
your favorite movie director is Tim Burton
you're organsdotorg
Nothing needs to be said
@@umjammerlammy9993I also like boingo and I couldn’t feel more accurately called out
Mcr right on the money that band plus ADHD and autism was a fun mix.
FAX
real
AuDHD
When he said that I thought Yeah, I'll take that 😊
As a weezer & tally hall fan, I'd say it's pretty accurate.
Nirvana was and is fashion apathy. Haven't changed these pajamas in daze.
@@aorinz same lol
That KISS one was BRUTAL, holy shit lmao
But, I loved the truth in it
@@zethraelofteldrassil3149 i dont think theres a single kiss fan left under the age of 45.
@@jackmcmorrow9397 *nervously sweats in teenager-*
@@jackmcmorrow9397 really sad because Kiss made some of the best rock music ever and changed the genre from softer stuff to more of what we might recognize as metal later on...
@@tylerguitar75 it is kinda sad that one of the most pivotal groups in rock gets written off as "70's dorky dad rock"
me being a diehard strokes fan that hasn’t smoked:
“yeah honestly you’re totally right”
the weezer one is extremely true, even though i'm female myself. weezer never fails to bring out the internal misogyny in all of us, men women and others alike
As a male Weezer fan, I'm not going to comment on the misogyny line. I will say I'm surprised Billy didn't go for the low hanging "you are definitely a virgin" bit
@@RealBlueony its a joke, i love girls, but i did have a phase when i was 13-15 and i had final boss internalized misogyny, mainly towards myself, that was also around the time i found weezer, coincidence? i dont think so
@@0heda734 I kinda get it in the sense that loathing and self doubt is a common theme for people that age and also in parts of Blue and Pinkerton especially. I don't think Weezer themselves meant the songs to be misogynistic, but Pinkerton in particular is just one of the most raw and honest album in terms of negative emotions across the board, it's 10 songs consisting entirely of the intrusive thoughts we have as humans. It's almost comforting in a way to know I'm not the only one who has bad thoughts regarding relationships and whatnot. I'm autistic so apologies if this came across wrong at all, I truly don't mean it to be weird or creepy.
Also, "I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon" will forever be a banger of a line, and only Weezer can pull off such a line the way they did.
@@0heda734We all went through that “I’m not like other girls” phase until we realized 1) we are and 2) other girls are cool af so it’s fine.
@@takeyourheart1 nah it was more of why can't i be a biological son for my dad. anyway, thank god for girls ammiright?
i was expecting a much bigger roast for MCR tbh but your description was perfect lmao
Cannibal Corpse: Your presence may scare away small children, but you are secretly the nicest person ever.
Nas: You know damn well Jay-Z lost that beef and no one will convince you otherwise.
Lil Nas X: You love all kinds of music, and you appreciate queer representation in media. That, or you’re way too quick to jump on TikTok trends.
Kid Rock: At this point, you’re only listening to him to own the libs.
Lamb of God: You’re in your 30’s or 40’s, have a respectable beard, a full sleeve of tattoos, and you definitely have at least one denim jacket in your closet that you pull out for concerts. Everyone respects you.
Morgan Wallen: You’re either a 20 something year old woman from the Midwest or a city slicker. Absolutely no in between.
Led Zeppelin (continued): You prefer not to think about Jimmy Page’s taste in girls.
AC/DC: You assume that everyone around you agrees that AC/DC is the greatest rock band ever, regardless of the reality that AC/DC is just the inoffensive backing track to sporting events, commercials, and any other situation where some rich executive who can’t name a single rock band from the 21st century assumes that rock music would be appropriate.
Johnny Cash: You look down on all this newfangled country music. These kids and their damn trucks don’t know a damn thing about roughin’ it out in the country beyond what’s been pandered to them by these suit wearin’, cocktail drinkin’ label execs and their industry plants. You listen to REAL country music.
Architects: There are so many reasons why Architects is your favourite band. Sam Carter has a great voice, the music always hits hard, they have a knack for catching you in the feels, and it’s not that hard to pretend that their last two albums never happened.
Queens of the Stone Age: I recommend buddying up with fans of Greta Van Fleet and Franz Ferdinand so that the rest of us don’t have to talk to you.
ICP: I don’t want to throw too much shade for your music tastes. Shit, if I grew up in Detroit with nothing better to do, I’d probably wanna join a cult too.
Dream Theatre: If someone were to convince the DT fans who spent countless hours examining Octavarium to start investigating the zodiac killer, we would have found that guy many years ago.
Tool: The members of Tool are immensely talented. Not at music per se, but talented at making ordinary people become extremely pretentious in only 20 minutes (or whatever the length of an average Tool song is these days).
Coldplay: It’s become somewhat cool to hate on Coldplay, but you know that Coldplay is popular for a reason, and you’re happy to enjoy their music without making a fuss about it.
MSI: You’re weird, and we love that for you.
Nickelback: You are very brave for admitting that your favourite band is Nickelback. I’m proud of you.
Cannibal Corpse and ICP got me wheezing.
Finally, an MSI mention!
YESSS MSI MENTION!!!!
>Coldplay: It’s become somewhat cool to hate on Coldplay, but you know that Coldplay is popular for a reason, and you’re happy to enjoy their music without making a fuss about it.
Sounds about right :)
despite the beatles being my favorite band i actually despise england
Try living here
@@average_peanut_fan3059 you poor soul
Yeah same with my friend! She shit talks England constantly, but her favorite band is literally the Beatles
@strawberry_sonata great minds must think alike
I’m not sure about england as a whole but i’m so aggressive about english music. if a band i like is english it adds them bonus points and if american the opposite.
Pleasantly surprised to see Chappell Roan on here. Based.
JOKES ON YOU BILLY, I DON'T EVEN WATCH ANIME
bro did _not_ cook with the gorillaz one
@404TVfr you can't just say perchance
@@DaniWeezer perchance
have you considered:
watching anime and letting the prophecy fulfill itself?
@@Trem_Travesty 🤢
okay, I should clarify, I HAVE watched anime, but I do not habitually WATCH ANIME, you know? Most of those were stand-alone films.
Queens of the Stone Age: you probably like drugs even though you don't take them, you probably like desert even though you've never been in any
Accurate!😂
@@NG-zx3sy
I really want to see a desert one day...
@egosumfedchenko I would like too, but I'm not very good dealing with the hotness. Anyway, I hope your wish comes true. 👍
I watched this just to see if you mentioned Rush. Always loved Prog and metal and when someone introduced me to 2112 and Farewell to Kings, I became a fan for life. Not too keen on the releases after Terry Brown stopped producing but their first decade was truly some of the most inspiring music I’ve ever heard!
If you do a part 2, I'd love to hear:
Drake
Travis Scott
Sleep Token
Charlie XCX
Deftones
Pearl Jam
Soundgarden
Linkin Park
Rage Against the Machine
100 Gecs
Animal Collective
Nine Inch Nails
Carley Rae Jepson
Coldplay
Tame Impala
Swans
M83
Dave Mathews Band
Dream Theatre
The Weeknd
Lana Del Ray
My Bloody Valentine
Olvia Rodrigo
Post Malone
Drake - You're likely Canadian. Honestly there's no other explanation as to why he's your favorite artist.
Sleep Token - You're either an edgy Gen Z'er, or you have deep appreciation for Jazz. Either way, you're insufferable.
Deftones - You're no different from the velvet underground people.
Soundgarden - You honestly believe Chris Cornell was the greatest rock vocalist in the history of mankind.
Linkin Park - You honestly believe Chester Bennington was the greatest rock vocalist in the history of mankind.
RATM - You're either very left wing, or never read the lyrics. Either way you have strong opinions, and people don't like you.
100 gecs - You're probably very chill, but people don't believe you when you say this is your favorite artist.
Björk - You're an art hoe. But a really kind one.
NIN - You probably discovered them in middle school and thought they were the coolest and edgiest band on earth. And it just kinda stuck. You never grew out of it.
Carly Rae Jepsen - Wow, you really like those two songs, huh?
Tame Impala - You likely play an instrument. I don't make the rules, it's just a fact at this point.
Ok I'm tired 🙏
*Some additions that come to mind:*
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Jacob Collier
Santana
Counting Crows
The Offspring
CAKE
IDKhow
The Lemon Twigs
Duran Duran
Two Door Cinema Club
MGMT
Flight of the Concords
MIKA
Paramore
Muse
Cage the Elephants
fun.
Hozier
Morga Wallen
Cosmo Sheldrake
Barenaked Ladies
AJR
Rufus Wainwright
The Go-Go’s
Wallows
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Maynard Ferguson
Lorde
Hall & Oates
Ninja Sex Party
Cold War Kids
Portugal. The Man
Even some smaller names like Saint Motel, Half•Alive, Ripe, Lake Street Dive, Couch, Twiddle, Sammy Rae & The Friends, St.Arnaud, and Aerosmith would be nice 👍
The Front Bottoms
I want Hole
dire straits?
Ain't no way you clocked me for peaking in mid 10's, I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with 😭
AND WATCHING A LOT OF SHITTY ANIME. IT'S TRUE BUT YOU SHOULDN'T SAY IT
same here bud I used the internet a lot back then and I still wanna go back and re-experience it from the angle-speaking anglo
My favorite band is Green Day…
*sigh* I’ll give you this one.
I’m both at the same time and absolutely deserve the bullying I get online for it
This is probably not the place for indie Japanese music but Miyashita Yuu is my absolute favourite singer (his technique is insane and his range is equally as insane) I listen to his music almost entry day and it never gets old because he has so many covers and originals out
the tally hall and bo burnham theatre kid call out was intense-
Spot on with weird al, i need a shower.
Okay Billy but have you considered: My favourite band is Alien Ant Farm. What does that say about me?
@Magnustopheles I fucking hate you so much. That one cover has absolutely ruined the world's perception of them. They'll only ever be "the one hand who did a cover of smooth criminal" to you people. LISTEN TO THEIR ORIGINAL STUFF!
it means you're a smooth criminal
@Magnustopheles I wish youtube counted dislikes, man, cause I wanna make it clear how much I dislike this comment. People will not let them live down one cover they did like two decades ago.
you are cool. or you just know that one track that isn't theirs.
The funny, slightly mean answer à la the video: You *really* like nü-metal, but you're self-conscious enough about that fact to be snobby about your band choices. You wear or used to wear a lot of band Ts and cargo shorts.
Damn bro really hit me with the one two three on my favorite band list throughout my life 💀
1. King gizzard
2. Brand New
3. Blink-182
It's okay Brand New on my list too and lemme tell you that one stung a lil ahaahah
I got so jumpscared by my fav band being so early on 😂
right??? like mine was the very first one, and unfortunately i’m ashamed to admit i had a phase of being overally edgy online like that 😭
Thanks for the Chappel Roan shout
Ideas
Eels: youre depressed, but the cool depressed where youre creative
The cars: the coolest old dude ever.
Cake: you nut to the basslines and think fashion nugget is a concept album
Dire straits: same as prince, but for guitar tones
Pearl jam: you made up a new language to decode eddie vedders vocals
Yes: you hate rush
Counting crows: youre a mom.
Wolfmother: you just got into rock and youre trying to look cool.
Cranberries: you hate it when people put zombie on their halloween playlist
Dear God, the thought of someone putting zombie in a fucking Halloween playlist is mortifying. Do people actually do that?!
@@WretchedRedoran yes. They do. Too much.
@@Bytheway-2004 Tragic... For that song to just get lumped into a Halloween playlist, just because it has the word zombie in it, with no regard to any of the other lyrics...
@@WretchedRedoran yeah, it really sucks.
Yes: you watch JoJo before
They might be giants?
happy im not alone with them as my fav band. them, r.e.m., decemberists
TMBG fans: Sexual Adonises
they arent, they are big dwarves
Weird al fans and ween fans mixed together
Well, you might be giant. Btw I really want to know you if you really were the model for Gentle Giant’s first album cover. (I have never listened to a single TMBG song)
Unfortunately i *do* love telling people that kglw has 26 albums and they're already working on another one
same here brother 😞👊
Yeah, that was valid.
What they’re ALREADY making the next one!?
@@ezrel6477 stu said in a recent interview that they've made progress on the next album already. I get the feeling that Flight b741 was kind of stuck in development limbo, since they made the music video last year and then put out two other albums.
@@steviecopeland ahhh that makes sense! Personally I’m hoping for some kind of rap album, hearing The Grim Reaper live was so amazing and I just want more
Alice In Chains: go to a therapist
@@sdmdrums9275 I did, for ten years. Nirvana is actually my favorite but who loves Nirvana and not AIC too? Both are great reasons for therapy although all the skate punk I love helps me when I need to lighten up
Dang 😭😂
My takes:
Twenty One Pilots - Have never taken a selfie in my life. Prefer to bottle my emotions until I have a full-on emotional break. Hate rain and Tumblr.
Weezer - I already commented this but I'm transfem and I'm really icked out by some of their early lyrics.
Radiohead - As I've said, I bottle my emotions, so my feelings are most likely weaker than others due to a long time of hiding them.
P!atD (specifically just Death of a Bachelor, though): Every single thing I have ever written that is not for a school assignment is fanfiction.
Weird Al - Funnily enough no matter how much deodorant I put on I always kinda smell rank. Maybe this is true.
Gorillaz - I have read one manga, Chainsaw Man, and watched zero anime.
Daft Punk - That actually hit me really hard because I've been told I'm a very creative and emphatic person despite kind of being super critical of my own work and feelings. Maybe I need to be less hard on myself.
Billy Cobb - Well, gee, that's real sweet, but I thought YOU were the coolest person.
I was expecting to be verbally torn to shreds only for Billy to say he wanted to be friends with me. I somehow feel validated and let down at the same time.
same
is this just a way to show off your new logo, Billy?
I love this Implies Bo Burnham is classified a band and not a solo act.
the video title says band/artist
Ate
Deftones
Either you’re some young guy who thinks listening to this is gonna get you emo/alternative girlfriend
Or you’re just an older person in their 40’s who wants to feel like they did back in the 90’s
@@doubleone8368 I love Deftones and I’m 50 and i still think it’s the 90’s (I’m only a year younger than Chino) 🤣
as a die hard paramore fan, i can confirm this is true.
AAAAA I CANT BELIEVE THEY INCLUDED PARAMORE
As a Rush fanatic who started playing drums at age 5… wow what a read 😂
As a cure fan I do not consider myself goth but I definitely am superior
How strange! I consider myself vaguely goth, but not at all superior 😅
I'm definitely an old school goth with the CD collection and wardrobe to show for it, but no superiority complex here, more a combination of neurodivergence and agoraphobia... At least it helps with the pasty pallor.
My favorite band right now is front bottoms… should I just take the American football commentary and go?
Yep
YAAAAA FRONT BOTTOMMSSSSS!!!
Alice in Chains: you are depressed and destroyed your throat trying to sing "Love, Hate, Love"
Lmao good one
😂
i destroyed my voice even attempting man in the box, i dont even bother with love hate love
3:33 No no, he's got a point.
Michael Jackson: you don’t think he did it
And that he was murdered (because he was).
@@ImYourOverlord Not sure of the murdered part, but a not guilty verdict and sus activities by his other accuser, them palling around with the most sus Corey from the 1980s, plus zero evidence of payola contracts? People need to quit assuming the worst.
@@ImYourOverlord i wonder what the motive was on that one.... hm.
@@beardalaxy He didn't play ball with the Bad Guys, and the Bad Guys usually get their way.
cuz he didn't, baby!!!!
1:00 yeah that's probably true, but have you ever heard of King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard?
As someone who got into alt rock this year yeah that Green Day one is spot on.
I was waiting to be called a gay furry for Mother Mother. No Supertramp hate either. Where are my roasts Billy! :(
I love Tally Hall and I was indeed in theater once
Car seat headrest - you are either a furry, or have to passionately refute the furry allegations
Patricia Taxxon - you can't refute it, you're a card carrying furry who would die for animal hrt to be real
JPEGMAFIA - you are the reason women are scared of his music, not him.
Cavetown - your ideal concert venue is a pride parade
Julie - you have a new passionate hatred for Faye Webster
Faye Webster - you don't get the hate, aren't opening acts at concerts supposed to be ignored?
Black Dresses - I can't bully you in any way that matters, you've been through it this week, I don't wanna make it worse
As a car seat headrest fan…… truuuue :P
as a black dresses fan. .. thank you
what does the Julie one mean?
"You would die for animal HRT to be real." First of all, how dare you read my Discord logs-
Why don’t Julie fans like Faye? 😭
Beach Boys is real asf but consider that maybe they're the best band of all time?
Ding
@@average_peanut_fan3059dang
@@average_peanut_fan3059 Dang
@@flippy7035 woo!
@@flippy7035Dong
Megadeth: Your number one fear in life is going bald
Korn: Your entire personality is 90's nostalgia
Linkin Park: Your entire personality is 2000's nostalgia
Sabaton: You play way too much War Thunder.
Testament: You think they should be in the big four and hate Anthrax because of that.
Exodus: You think they should be in the big four and hate Anthrax because of that.
Overkill: You think they should be in the big four and hate Anthrax because of that.
Anthrax: You don't know why everyone hates them and you're too scared to ask.
The only time I liked Anthrax was when they did Bring the Noise with Public Enemy lol
Linkin Park one not true for me, considering I was born in '06 😅
i love the top 3 sm. sadly you got me wrong tho but heres a virtual cookie for trying :D 🍪
@@Shreysoldier more like Linkin Park: this band is the only thing holding your fragile psyche together (I say as a fellow street soldier)
@@junkhead_92 Megadeth continued: Your number two fear in life is having to pay taxes.
I'm surprised I avoided being in this list with my favorite bands being Talking Heads and Swans.
Then again, I don't need anyone to make jokes, the jokes write themselves.
Ah, I love knowing that my favorite band is so obscure that nobody ever mentions them
No way he is going to mention Deadmau5.
Mentions Daft Punk.
Eh, close enough.
My favorite band is Genesis, who aren’t here… However, my second favorite band is Tally Hall, so i can confirm that the description for them is kind of accurate, although i’ve never been a theater kid asides from enjoying Gilbert & Sullivan operettas & i most definitely did NOT peak when i was a toddler (although i was 10 times happier then)
Genesis is also my favorite band, I”ll actually do it for every album:
From Genesis to Revelation: You must have learned with that one Radiohead track, “How to Disappear Completely”, or you just aren’t real.
Trespass: You like Jethro Tull but wish they made soft rock focusing more on the flutes. You can also be a fanatic for heavy metal that only remembers The Knife.
Nursery Cryme: You think you’re a dark and goth person, but you’re just another emo MCR stan.
Foxtrot: You forget the album is not just Supper’s Ready.
Selling England: You are surreally patriotic. Maybe you are also just going for the most acclaimed album.
Lamb: You actually discovered yourself trans because of this album (ok I was too harsh, let’s change it). Or you were high listening to it and thought the concept made sense.
Trick of the Tail: You hate Peter and love prog. You also identify with the Squonk creature a lot.
Wind and Wuthering: You are only happy during winters.
And Then There Were Three: you hate Steve or love Follow You Follow Me. “Wait, there are actually 10 other tracks? Hurray!” 50 minutes later: “too progressive”.
Duke: you’re going or went through a breakup, you’re or were depressed, or both. Do you need a hug? I know how it feels like, this is also my favorite album.
Abacab: You loop the title track’s ending improv til you get tired. That means til someone turns off your device.
Genesis: you’re a dad similar to the Queen and FF fans of the video. You love AOR.
Invisible Touch: You watched American Psycho, you sigma boy.
We Can’t Dance: You didn’t know 10+ minute songs were possible. Peter Gabriel era BEGS for you if ya liked this, at least assuming you also are unaware that the band was already existent in the 60’s and 70’s.
Calling All Stations: you’re a Ray Wilson friend or parent and pretends to him he actually made their best album so he feels better. Tbh he was the best part of the record for the most part.
I was not dead serious in any of those, and it all seriously lacked creativity, but enjoy my effort.
I don’t get how Genesis became so… obscure?? They were so HUGE and then I have yet to come across a single other gen z who listens to them in real life???
@@klozz2080 nah every moment of and then there were three is genius imo. especially burning rope & the lady lies
I love Genesis, but I thought it was hilarious when Neil said on an episode of The Young Ones "I'm sooo bored, we might as well be listening to Genesis!" 🤣
@@klozz2080This is amazing, i love this
No call outs for king crimson? damn
Lol same, here's an attempt:
Seethes every time they're brought up for their debut and nothing else. Considered fully switching to Fripp tuning at least once.
@@Adrian-mq7sjI feel bad because nothing they've made has really captivated me as much as their first album
I appreciate the Daft Punk compliments
Me : Well I don't want to be bullied but let's see what he says
Him : "I want to be friend with you. Potentially lovers even."
I’m between MCR and hide
Also god damn you went hard on some of these lol
As a bo burnham and tally hall fan, I can confirm I am way too into theater. Unfortunately the only thing that peaked for me in the 2010s was my happy monster band obsession, because I was like 5 when tally hall broke up
I like bothhhhhh. The allegations are real!
I like the kinks, that era is the best imo. If you want to know why listen to the minions 2015 soundtrack, it’s full of great 60’s and 70’s songs
VGPS is incredible
The minions soundtrack would fit perfect on a Vietnam movie
@@average_peanut_fan3059 hell yeah
5:13 Words cannot express how grateful I am that you included Rush ❤🙏
Me not expecting there to be anything for mine. Gorrilaz pops up :O (although to be fair in my case not accurate I don’t like anime all that much I’d rather just play video games) still glad there was something and no that was not a lie about the anime thing
“No, I don’t wanna read your fanfiction”
I guess I’m new to this sort of thing :D
My favorites are PATD, Gorillaz, and Bowie. I’ve never read a fanfic (and never will), I’ve never watched anime, and I- have been described as sassy in the past so I guess the Bowie one tracks.
you won’t read fanfic?!? ah nah you’re missing out, it’s peak writing /j
Got me feeling good about myself with mcr and then gorillaz hit me like an 18 wheeler
My favorite band is the Butthole Surfers. I can't get enough of them.
They have some great music 😊
You have great taste
That some really interesting music you like.
I need a part 2, I wanna know what you have to say abt my group of nerds
As a PTV fan, I always thought that pierce the veil was a 3rd wave of emo? They don't really have the 2000s emo sound. It's more early 2010s imo. Like I don't put MCR in the same category of PTV, not because one is better than the other but because to me they differ quite a lot in quality in sound. I would probably put PTV in the same category as Bring me the horizon, sleeping with sirens, and Falling in Reverse. It's that sound from 2009-2013 that isn't really old. I mean it's a decade old now but still fairly recent.
@@dollz4ever It’s more like the fourth or fifth wave-first-wave emo is like, I dunno, Embrace, maybe Moss Icon-but I think it’d be a lot more accurate to call their whole thing an outgrowth of metalcore which wound up sharing a subcultural space with more melodic later emo.
Where the hell was Oingo Boingo boingo boy
3:46 That's just the way life's meant to be, Billy. You can't bully us for being superior.
Why did I immediately think of The Way Life’s Meant To Be off of ELO’s Time album 😭
@@mj.6408 this was an intentional reference, fulfilling the joke that ELO fans are stuck in the past by inserting old song titles in regular conversation.
The fact that I listen to and adore the majority of these bands tells me just how unoriginal my personality is.
“Your living the moment and I love that” ofc I am