ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ธ.ค. 2021
- Heavy is entrusted with creating the latest TF2 update, but in his keyboard-slamming haste, copies the patch notes into a Markov Text Generator and submits the results. What could go wrong?
The patch notes in this video were generated using a Markov Chain Text Generator, which you can use here: projects.haykranen.nl/markov/...
Patch notes taken from these posts (and also a few I generated on my own):
/ the_latest_update_if_i...
/ i_asked_a_markov_chain...
/ the_totally_not_real_u...
Narration and voice acting (excluding the TF2 classes) done by me. Special thanks to The Conceptionist for helping put together the ending shot. The "New Weapons Soldier" in the intro originally created by Genowhirl70.
GMod Addons used that I forgot to put in the credits:
Stop Motion Helper: steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
Advanced Camera: steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
Team Fortress 2 Bots: steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
Team Fortress Pill Pack (for playing as TF2 classes): steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
Advanced Particle Controller (for explosions and stuff): steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
Ragdoll Mover: steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
Easy Animation Tool (for putting game animations on ragdolls): steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
Animated Prop Tool (same as above): steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
Sleep'n'Wake Tool: steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
Turret Tool: steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
Source audio for the Soldier screaming in Polish: • Crazy Russian Gamer lo... - ตลก
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Scout getting progressively nerfed into the ground, from "fixed scout being able to run", to "tomislav now crits scout", Then SCOUT EVICTION IN 7 SECONDS, and finally just fixing being able to play scout is really funny to me.
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"fixed an issue where scout could run"
finally, a good update
Tomislav crits scout is by far the best one
*finally an update
Finaly no more speedrunning intel capture as scout
" Fixed a bug where ammo."
"as for the crit a cola, we have added teleportals"
5:20 I unironicly love the idea of a taunt that has a ¼ chance of blowing you up. 😂
A more Russian-Roulette style kamikaze.
Well do I have something to say about the equaliser (or if you want it to be luck based rock paper scissors does if you do the kill bind when you lose)
@@smug2525 I think its just Russian roulette
@@funni_moksi69 Holy shit they should add Russian Roulette taunt to TF2
@@AverageCatz YEEEAH
3:46
I love soldiers face here. He’s not even mad or upset. He’s just confused by this utter nonsense.
i would be too if all of a sudden my computer just vanished along with tf2
@@Dummy4Lifez Especially if I was just watching a Scout ragdoll spazzing out
Hes like "Wtf just happened"
ammo (this is a message split through multiple replies to different comments)
@@nameless......................what
"Rumor has it Florida exists" actually seems like something valve would put in their patch notes in 2011-2015 era tf2
so does "AVOID PHILLADELPHIA"
floridilium would come from a free for all mode
Do I exist?
@@smolboi9698 Maybe, idk
@@harrisonmoore3841 I’m a Floridian.
Valve: "Alright guys, we've fixed the aimbot problem!"
3:09
Awesome
Awesome update, Valve!
Awesome update, Valve! Just awesome
Awesome update, Valve! just awesome, Superb
Awesome update, valve! Just awesome, superb, seriously amazing!
“Fixed a bug where players.”
Thank you.
is it fixing the bug where player spin?
@@lolliii5477it erased players
5:20 would actually be a pretty cool easter egg to the kritzkrieg, overdosing after taunting too much
Hell yea
“aiming players will no longer output damage” holy shit the bot fixed the bot crisis
CORRECT
I used the bots to destroy the bots
@@turretboi wait didn't we try that already?
@@wdp1a73r beats me
The bot fixed the bots and sniper, amazing
"Scout Eviction in 7 seconds" was so ominous and terrifying
Scout did not have a good time this update
6:05 for anyone looking for the clip
@@aarshir9500 i love you
And the pyro mask
how is that scary
Imagine seeing the entire team being snipers, taunting while cosmetics fall from the sky and crashing your game
I would laugh so hard as TF2's economy crashes and all lobbies turn into friendlies
The fact that the "adding pyros head" could be interpreted as a fix to the spy bug where disguised as pyro his head is missing is pretty cool.
on the topic of spy,
imma translate "spy no long uber build slightly"
"when healing spies, your uber takes a slightly shorter amount of time to build"
if they ever fix that bug that HAS to be what the patch notes say
I like the idea that the Heavy Update is not "Heavy focused" but "Made by Heavy"
Heavy care about his teammates
@@zumbie8049 yep
@@zumbie8049except scout
@@zumbie8049 Except scout, apparently.
@@drakesword5214he stole his Sandvich once. A Heavy never forgets
7:18 I love how it says “fixed” like scouts entire existence was a mistake they made and never bothered to fix for the 14 years tf2 has existed until now
It's pretty funny, considering lore wise Scout is quite literally god's gift to -man- Women.
isn't the definition of fixed also set in place as if a sentry
if so this update would turn 1/4 the classes into sentry guns
@@notatimetraveler6444 god's gift to women*
@@kappnk9821 You right!
yeah for some reason no-one seems to have noticed it but the scout was actually a bug, not a feature.
3:50 It's the Heavy Update, I think it's pretty clear who got updated
Mario
HEROBRINE?!?!?
BOB THE BUILDER?!?
Might not even be Heavy at all, might be Sandvich.
I asked an actual bot (ChatGPT AI actually) to give me Patchnotes like that and it gave me this:
- Adjusted gravity "banana"
- Removed gravity
- Updated the Engineer's wrench with more wrenchiness
- Fixed the players again
- Randomized Pyro's flamethrower particles into confetti
- Scout now moves at the speed of smell
- Removed all unlockable hats and replaced them with fish
- Slightly increased the Pyro's ability to set things on fire by 3000%
- Added 37 new invisible hats
- Heavy now only communicates through interpretive dance
- Fixed Spy disguising as existential dread
- Reverted everything to a previous version that doesn't exist
- Added "invisible sandwich" as a consumable for the Heavy
- Demoman's sticky bombs now apologize for any inconvenience.
- Medics can now heal their own boredom
EDIT: I'm on reddit. Pretty cool.
But for people wondering yeah this WAS made by ChatGPT. I simply asked it to create bad updates, instead of normal updates.
As I stated, "I asked gpt to create updates like these (in the video)"
Best update.
This is gold xD
fish hats
I can't pick a favorite patchnote, they're all gold
Sticky bomb: hey man I’m sorry for the demo spamming me
3:51 "Updated someone."
Spy: "He could be any one of us! He could be you! He could be me!"
"He could even be-"
@@whatisinspectelement *shotgun blast*
“What? It was obvious he’s the one the got updated.”
@@IAMHIMJOYBOY see. the patch notes will list it any second now
...Aaaaaany second now.
See? Patch notes! Wait... That's Scout.
A line of snipers dancing while hats rain from the sky is quite possibly the most TF2 thing I've ever seen.
add a lime scout killing the snipers
Man that should be a custom server addition
Plus one Heavy giving a sandwich to each Sniper as they pass by
free stuff
@@3verlong they fixed using him remember
5:03 New Weapon: The Kurwacka
Headshots cause enemies to speak Polish
+ 80% Damage increase to non-Polish Speakers
+ Instantly Jarates on body-shot
- 25% Damage decrease to Polish Speakers
- No Random Crits
Welshwacka
Upon headshotting someone, they are forced to speak Welsh until respawn
+25% damage to non-Welsh speakers
+60% localization speed
-25% damage to Welsh speakers
-Byth yn mynd i roi'r gorau iddi
Let's goo I only take 75 percent of damage with the kurwacka!!!! This is an achievement.
sukabladwaka
Upon headshotting someone, they are forced to speak Russian until chernobyl didnt detonate.
+25% damage to peoples from another area of city
+60% localization speed
-25% damage to english speakers
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7:50 ah yes a normal day in Australia
Yep that's right
This isn’t the heavy update, this is the anti-scout update.
A heavy update would still be the fuck you scout update because heavy destroys scouts most of the time, like how jungle inferno was the “fuck you spy” because everyone was pyro
Basicly
So, the Heavy update?
What's the difference?
@@twin_towers_destroyer really?
i've killed plenty of heavies. the large fatty fats.. fat, fats
like you- ow. no offense..
“Updated someone”
“Added 32 new characters”
These work together surprisingly well
Have fun guessing if it's Spy, Scout, South, West, East, Heavy, Urmomm-
INCLUDING THE BRAND NEW GESTAPO UNIT
@@armyofbamburais3788 Any one of the new spys
- Guest starring....The "SKULLS" Parasite Unit.
- Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series!
7:09
As if scout didn’t already struggle against heavy
Stand your ground
Fight like a man
Whatcha talking about? A good scout just dances on Heavy's head while 3 shotting him with the scattergun
@@mysterymastermind175
Not when you see Heavy attack Scout with his sandvich.
@@mysterymastermind175or when you realize he can’t run
0:37 literally the most accurate representation of valve I’ve ever seen
There will never be a patch note more ominous then "The Damage"
“Abandoning a match will now result in Halloween.”
oh fr?
>woke guy has left the game
@@iamwoke322at least we get a spell lol that not that bad unleash solar light was in enemy team
Don't forget "added the pyro's head."
Don't forget "SCOUT EVICTION IN 7 SECONDS"
What about S P Y I S B U R N E D W H I L E U N I S G U I S E T O H E L L
This gives me heavy vibes of the “Multiply a Weapon’s Stats by 10” animation from 10 years ago, but modern.
I did always love that animation, it's a very good one.
@@DrOcsid hey could you do a part 2
@@DrOcsid hay mate, I would pay you right now to get working on another,,,I needed this
10 years already? Damn...
You mean the animation where Razorback is actually good but once again who cares, you get shot by revolver, or get Ambassador headshot even it deals like 102 damage at max, which is not instadeath but it brings you to critical health anyway.
1:53 The way scout says RAGEQUIT just killed me
The demo minicrit and explosion to Smissmas 2015 had me genuinely laughing. Holy shit that bit got me.
You have eviction in seven seconds
i can translate the spy gibberish thing:
medics build uber slightly slower when healing a spy.
So, among other things:
-There will be tons more Spies, but that's okay because they suck now.
-We hate Scout.
Scout? You mean that one glitched character valve accidentally left in?
@@TheDuckyDino shut up go back to dreamland-
And now demoknight is way better than anything +Smissmas
@@MrDawid06 also he explodes
And there will be no players.
"Tomslav now crits Scout"
I need this
If only the Natasha did its goddamn job
but there's no more scouts
kinda useless though cuz scout only has 125 hp
@@sollew7434 yes, but now it crits SPECIFICALLY scout
@@jacksonlideen891 e🅱️ic
3:36 I could totally believe that being a real bug in TF2
4:13 I love how demo just FACEPLANTS LOL
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3:48 i love how heavy is just yelling PYRO YOU BITCH after commiting arson to 2fort
lmao
Wait, it kinda sounds more like Demoman than Heavy
@@pink_sky_morning4842 Clearly Heavy.
@@codenatex2690 I just had a listen again, it is Heavy thanks for the correction.
Heheheh
The bit where snipers spawns unlimited hats and crashed the economy was probably the best
Agreed
"professionals have standards"
The great crate depression 2
@@arandomcommenter412 creat depression
@@blizzardkiehn2508 crate depression of tf2
i love how some of the changes bleed over into future scenes
like for instance, the spy doesn't backstab the engineer with the 90 second afterburn penalty because he runs purely with a revolver now
very smart, i like
John: *hits chair*
His entire nervous and body systems: " Guess I'll die."
also the sniper cosmetic thing htat was wholesome as hell i loved it
"Fixed the Spy" is a more intriguing update than anything valve has put out in four years.
Troo
@@linusdickens4767 They just removed the Dead Ringer
They just castrate him
The spy class was originally based off a glitch where a character would appear to be on the opposite team.
Fixing him just removes his disguise, making him a really balanced class
No shit sherlock
Man, this video is so underrated, I laughed the whole time
SAME XDDD
@@kazama5555 everywhere
i see a youtuber comment on another youtubers video, its like a fucking crossover episode
@@AKDProducts45 Until it hits at least 1M views, it's underrated in my eyes
Same
6:03 unhelpful engineer moment
4:50 So...does this imply that the narrator was "removed from liberty" as well?
2:07
Bot Dev: "Casual - Matches can now start"
"Matches will add additional spies"
*_"A small price to pay for salvation..."_*
Bot Dev: "Added 5 new Spies"
@@TerminatorGundam300 WHAT
that's just regular casual tbh
play pyro
@@SentryChampion they removed the fire key because of that
“Pyro head added”
Scout wasn’t afraid of a decapitated pyro head. He was afraid of an empty gas mask. They added an actual head for pyro. This means pyro is out there showing the world their new face, and none of the mercenaries are ready to open that can of worms.
Just search for "pyro but you can understand him" and you'll see his face
*what have they done...*
Pyro is bald and always being bald in concept art
@@dumpanimatordemo man was also white before, we probably shouldn’t trust the old designs.
@@RedLaundryBasketwasnt he also ginger?
Ever since scout caused halloween the game started hunting him, starting this update
7:40 I thought the punchline was going to be that, once the second sniper got a red dot on his gun, he would taunt, but the dot was just the opposing sniper’s laser, and he would get shot. Then the opposing sniper would taunt and get the cosmetics
Flammable maps actually sounds like a good gimmick idea, I wanna see it.
Everyone dies
It would be hell because of pyros, burning everything
PYRO, YOU B-
3:49
would increase pyro players growth by 1,000,000%
Boss: "Heavy, you're fired."
Also Heavy: "So are you, Boss."
Also Boss: *"Goddamnit."*
The boss would have been fired anyway for suggesting Heavy to update TF2
2:15 make me laugh out loud
It would be so funny to be playing a regular match and just start seeing hats fall from the sky.
“Tomislav now crits scout”
This truly is heavy update. 200% better
"flamable maps 3:48 "
"heavy : pyro ! you bitch !!!"
that got me
also this video is a masterpiece please keep working on more.
They should add this voice line in heavy update
I need that voice line isolated
Why Heavy you must hurt Pyro ? Its updates fault.
Hes nice guy similar to how quincy in btd6 is nice guy.
I dont play TF 2 now a entire Year because bot issues.
Mmmmmp mmmp mpmpmp?
3:48 “Pyro you b*tch!” 😆
2:30 We making it out the PS2 with this one 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
>90 second afterburn penalty on engineer death
I'm dying.
Rarely does a video make me laugh all the way through, Jesus Christ, one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time
ZESTYYYY
new loch and load video with these stats plz
Same
6:30
Hy zesty , this was a very funny video , entire time i am laughing , out of breath , you need to collab and make more videos like this one
6:40 “However, to offset this, there is a 90 second afterburn penalty on engineer death”
Snipers that have Darwin’s Danger Shield equipped: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.
No it's just for Demos using the Loch-n-load
Chargin’ Targe Hybrid Knights: This is where the fun begins
Snipers with Darwin's Danger Sheild: doesn't exist
90 seconds of afterburn will kill every other class
@@JackNick2000 so effectively 45 seconds of afterburn in terms of damage, might still get you killed
0:45 pov:you a heavy main and the enemy's team is just scouts
actually the 25% self detonate on taunt is quite funny, I wish that was in the game
I couldn't stop LAUGHING!!!!
This NEEDS a part 2!
Yeah, I agree, make part 2 pls
Praying for part 2
Same
NOW!
YESS!!
"Added The Damage"
God I love how vaguely threatening that feels
When you peak a snipers sightline
@@justforapps1670 suddenly the damage
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Xenon
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Spy no long uber build sightly
Spy no long uber build slightly better to do this with a lot more people in a car and then the right person to be a new car driver for a long period and a few years back to do the job of the same car driver in a few months or months and you can see that the right way is to be able and then to do the right things and then get the best fuel for a good price for the same reason you have to pay the same amount as the right time and the same as you can see on this site in a year and you are going through the right way to do the right way
I wonder if we can get a sequel to this with how much AI Generated text as improved... Could be even crazier!
it will be not even remotely as funny
It won't be as funny
Won't funny
Funnyn't
Well, wish granted
I took the summer update and ran it through the Markov, here you go:
hort performance
Improved optimisation volume of small visuals
Fixed Engineer not being able to move/shoot while it’s deployed
Fixed pl_enclosing able to C to improved player clipping
Updated cp_steel
Prop collision cleanup and stability issue with the Strange Count Transfer Tool not being able to move for the Mann vs. Machine upgrade panel closions
Added occluders to trange Count Translator
Fix rare double death bug when falling ceiling stuck in spawn locations on pl_cashworks
Fixed missmas 2021/2022 Cosmetic Case not being shown in the Mann vs. Machine upgrade panel closing after 2019 War Paint Case models
Fixed some tournament medals
Updated cp_steel
Prop collision issues, with the Taunt: Teufort Tango
Large Summer 2023 patch:
14 new community maps: Sharkbay, Rotunda, Phoenix, Cashworks
Fix room on pl_enclosure_final point is more accurate to the ConTracker and stuck spots and stuck spots including explosion on rock near final to fix localization where a tele spawn locations
Added some tournament crash related to the map
Spawn on A
Fixed some tournament medals
Fixed an exploits
Improve performance
Improved optimisations and their exits
Fixed numerous perch points
Fixed some tournament medals
Updated players being able to enter teleporter could be build out of the Mann Co. Store
Updated to the visuals
Updated/Added occluders being able to transfer stats for a short perch point so it is more a teleporter the Universal Translator
Fixed a transparency issues, with sticky and rocket jumping
Fix rare double death bugs
Fixed missing after doing The High Five taunt
Fix rare double death bug when falling clipping
Updated clipping able to A
Updated/Added occluders to C to improved optimisation issues (collisions on stairs, props, etc.)
Fixing able to trange Count Transfer stats for vsh_distillery
Fixed missing No Headphones style for a short period of small visuals
Fix Pixel walk collision cleanup and improved optimisation issues (collision issues
Fixing contributor for vsh_distillery, VSH Skirmish, and improved clipping, etc.)
Fix Pyro door exploit on rock near final to fix localization issues
Fixing ceiling contributor for vsh_distillery
Fixed the Smissmas 2021/2022 Cosmetic Case models
Fixed spelling for Sandvich items
Fixed spelling exploit related cp_steel
Prop collision, props, etc.)
Fix Pixel walk collision on pl_cashworks, Venice, Reckoner, Sulfur, Hard Carry Unusual effect
Fixed a teleporter could be build
rate to the visuals
Fixed lots of small visual bugs
Fixed some small exploits
Clean up geometry in spawns, the spawn location where a teleporter audio that was referencing the dispenser by mistake in Spanish
Fixed incorrect alpha channels for the Smissmas 2021/2022 Cosmetic Case models
Fixed lots of small visual bugs
Fixed some small exploits
Improved clipping
Updated cp_steel
Prop collision cleanup and improved player clipping and stuck spots including exploits
Clean up geometry in spawns, the spawn locations and their exits
Fix roof readability issues, with sticky and rocket jumping
Fix rare double death bug when falling into pit
Fix Cliff stuck spots including exploits
Clean up geometry in spawn door to A
Updated cp_steel
Prop collision cleanup and improved player clipping
Explosive splash bug collision cleanup and improved clipping
Updated cp_mossrock
Fixed numerous perch points
Fixed the Mann vs. Machine upgrade panel closing after receiving a matchmaking party invite
Fixed a locations and their exits
Fix roof readability issues, with sticky and rocket jumping
Fix rare overtime cap bug
Fix Red team getting stuck in spawn door to A
Updated cp_mossrock
Fixed numerous perch points
Fixed the Mann vs. Machine upgrade panel closing after receiving a matchmaking party invite
Fixed lots of small visual bugs
Fixed lots of small visual bugs
Fixed some small exploits
Improved clipping
Updated cp_gravelpit_snowy
Boosted volume of snowman explosions
Added occluders to C to improve performance
Improved clipping
Updated cp_steel
Prop collision cleanup and improvements
Fixed the Strange Count Transfer stats for Sandvich items
Fixed an explosions
Added occluders to C to improve performance
Improved clipping
Updated cp_gravelpit_snowy
Boosted volume of snowman explosions
Added occluders to C to improvements
Fixed the Engineer teleporter audio that was referencing the dispenser by mistake in Spanish
Fixed incorrect alpha channels for the Smissmas 2021/2022 Cosmetic Case models
Fixed the Winter 2019 War Paint Case not being shown in the Mann Co. Store
Updated cp_gravelpit_snowy
Boosted volume of snowman explosions
Added occluders to C to improve performance
Improved optimisationrop collision cleanup and improved player clipping
Explosive splash bug collision on rock near final point so it is more accurate to the visuals
Fixed players being able to transfer Tool not being able to move for a short period of time after doi
Since when were teleporters Spanish 💀
dude the ai hates cp_steel
the ai really loves updating cp_steel
I'm suprised there weren't more new weapons like the construction notice.
good point, if i do a sequel i will make sure to try and get it to generate some more weapons
@@DrOcsid Please make a sequel.
@@DrOcsid feed us father
@@DrOcsid pls this one was so funny pls add more fix’s
@@DrOcsid definitely do a sequel this was hilarious
6:40 I love how innocent the Engineer's smile is
Ye
Spy too
And whoever kill the innocent engie will be resulted in burning proximity
@@snifey7694 That would be the Spy
5:15 i wish...
We need a part 2 to this masterpiece
7:14 deleted scene of “Meet the Scout”
The outtake he didn’t want you seeing
Realistic outghahvjauvgiviwguibhuwiyfc
The part with “use the air” actually worked on me due to laughing.
I accidentally pressed it because i died laughing too
the fact that the scout eviction actually took 7 seconds is amazing
8:19 CEO: Heavy, you're fired...
This is really hilarious. Fantastic animation style too, fits perfectly with the premise of the video.
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Yes
Yeah, I also like coming back to watch this sometimes, so you KNOW its good. also, Hi Hoovy tube
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Construction notice
✔hitting buildings fixes and upgrades them
✔30% more firing speed
✔25%less melee damage taken on wearer
❌15%slower movement on deploy
❌25% less damage
When worn allows you to do the "pootis spencer" leaving behind a calling card
Now the Heavy is better at cosplaying as the Engineer!
Should also be able to remove sappers like the home wrecker and neon annihilated or
@@TheDuckyDino fixing already undoes the sappers damage
I miss when it 100% spy-cicle’d
Just no were not doing this
Im so proud how fast your channel is growing and how so many people relate to you. Sending love!
Flammable/destructive maps would actually be really cool probably would be adding in tf3
3:31 They forgot to mention the Blue Engineer now builds Red Buildings.
It wasn’t dispensing anything, was it?
@@borbleborb4586 it only dispensed where ammo before the bug fix
We do a little enemy building.
3:49 Heavy mains after losing meet your match
ETN
PYRO! YOU B*TCH!!!!
Heavy players when they realise there is no more updates and pyro was the one to steal them becoming more fun
PAIROW! YU BICH
Thanks *_PYRO_*
"PYRO! YOU BITCH" is my favourite line
6:38 I can't believe the greatest detective, jakkid166, plays TF2.
Valve added 32 new characters, at the cost of scouts existance
Fair trade
and spys freedom
@@Odessa0v0 and more if you start a casual match
One of which is the pyro's disembodied head.
I love how everytime it says "fixed player" they get hit with a wrench
"Critical Fix"
In a way this is the heavy update, indirectly. It absolutely slaughters scout (which can be harder to hit), it massively nerfs Spy by only letting him use the revolver (no more backstabs) and now aiming players no longer output damage, removing Sniper’s headshots. And now Tomislav cries Scouts (which no longer exist) and lunchbox items now have 10% attack (???)
7:35 this is why I kept seeing snipers in my game
7:08 killed me, it's just crapping on the Scout back to back to back for no reason
just like spy at 4:36
Heavy wrote it
@@jordy_de-zeelike father like son
Lunchbox items:
added 10% attack
Hoovy mains:
*I Need it!*
The construction notice
This made me think of a weapon idea:
Knuckle Sandvich
No random crits (duh)
10% attack speed
-35% damage (when equipped)
Effect: When killing an enemy you get half healing affects from a sandvich
Secondary effect: after a kill 30% of any lunchbox items bar will be regenerated instantly.
your wish has been granted, welcome to the 2023 Summer Update!
good god help my sides. i cant stop laughing. god i wish there was more of this. this comedy could be infinite
7:14 this kinda reminds me of the "meet the scout" where scout is messing with heavy by interrupting his sandvich meal, now it's heavy punching scout with his sandvich meal.
Yep I was trying to call back to that.
don’t mess with the sandvich
And it's also the same spot in the map, great detail.
Food adding a 10% damage bonus actually sounds good
@@stephenboshears4832 imagine the steak
Thank God they fixed the dispenser explosion glitch, that was really annoying
worst thing ever!
ruined so many rounds in so many ways!
same with the cozy camper, though it was too bad the medigun taunt now explodes
@@levitrowell122 no it technically balances the afterburn penalty for demo
@@stationalphastudios oh yeah, i didn't think about that
@@levitrowell122 yeah
4:19 this aged like the finest wine on the market 🍷
7:30 Sniper crashes the TF2 economy
4:25 his reaction is just the best
WHAT DUMB-
@@denyhaguilar679 nah he said WHAT THE-
*"₩HÆŢ ĐÆ-"*
4:27
@@barneycalhoun4456 the full quote is "What dumb son of a bitch cast THAT?!"
7:22 did anyone else noticed that after the "fixed using scout" the scout is no longer in the mercs selection, amazing detail
I didnt
um yeah...
that was the joke
unlike some other jokes i would say....
@@marcowulliampopirers2216 yeah but it’s a joke not many would notice
@@JohnnicusStevicus it’s legit in your face
this video is like an enigma, i have no idea why but i keep coming back to it
Just want to say that I loved this video and you such a good job
6:40
I love how Spy uses his revolver to kill Engie now instead of the knife specifically because the previous fix stated that the class can only use the revolver from now on.
"The Revolver also toggles the development console"
@@somerandomdepresseddude on reload
@@howwwwwwwwwww Also, they have fixed a bug where players
@@gustavorblx9940 don't forget they fixed a bug where ammo
@@afunkingamer2415 then now spy has to stab someone with his sapper
Someone NEEDS to make a community server with these changes
boy i can't wait to play as a , this is gonna be fun
So they actually did but they fixed the bug where players :/
how would they implement the 30+ spy variants
And they fixed the spy cloak causing the game to look 3D
Wbu getting a screen and flammable maps?
I like the fact that this video implies the VO guy is both in hell and in jail.
6:06 "Scout eviction in 7 seconds"
4:25
as an engineer main this is the exact way I would react
5:39
@@borbleborb4586 No.
@@thewindwakinghero7423 yes
5:20 this could actually be a great addition
for like april fools, it would be hilarious if taunts did that haha
@@EtanMarlin your a genius
I think would be funny if instead of just this specific one Taunt they made it something popular like the kazakov kick And made it so the self destination only happens to people joining in on the taunt. So that way someone could just go into the enemy base. Start doing the kick and let everyone blow themselves up trying to form a party.
I may have gotten the name of the taunt wrong or I Mispelled the name of the taunt but I honestly don't care. I'm spelling using text to speech.
Been 2 years since this came out.
And now 2.0 is out!
Very nice.
The solution to all updates
*MORE SPIES*