THINGS YOU WONT HEAR YOUR SAT NAV SAY - Mock the Week Series 9 Episode 2 - BBC Two

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  • @Chee5eball
    @Chee5eball 9 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    'Where the fuck are we?' Makes me laugh every time 😂😂

  • @ala0284
    @ala0284 7 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    that last one was a perfect example of comedic timing

  • @FelixMagnusBeast
    @FelixMagnusBeast 8 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Hugh Dennis wins. If comedy was based on delivering lines he'd be the best comedian ever.

    • @Sammy200655294
      @Sammy200655294 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      next to Ed... imo

    • @engasal
      @engasal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He stands there too long afterwards, like he deserves laughs for everything

    • @ludrixte1938
      @ludrixte1938 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Better than Frankie?

    • @FelixMagnusBeast
      @FelixMagnusBeast 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ludrixte1938 Only just but of course Frankie is a comedy god.

    • @cov9290
      @cov9290 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ludrixte1938 u cant compare

  • @xxrandomchik
    @xxrandomchik 11 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    "I didn't say Sat Nav says"
    I literally can't breathe, I'm laughing too much XD

  • @benjaminouthwaite7273
    @benjaminouthwaite7273 11 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Turn right. Wrong, I did'nt say Sat Nav says". You genius Hugh Dennis!

  • @DaekoTan
    @DaekoTan 11 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    "Hold on, I've got the map upside down."

  • @toriminela8579
    @toriminela8579 10 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Don't be angry but while you were getting petrol I shagged your ipod :D Russel Howard Brilliant!

  • @melodysymphonystar
    @melodysymphonystar 11 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I want a Hugh Dennis sat nav. Then again, I wouldn't be able to drive from laughing my head off.

  • @ttuangpi1
    @ttuangpi1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "Where the fuck are we" lol..

    • @WateverWatever04
      @WateverWatever04 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mrJimmy And how he cracked Russell up so much that he gave up on the joke he was gonna tell 😂

  • @Aldaboy
    @Aldaboy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" ROFL!

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    *"WELCOME TO JOBURG!"*
    Repping South Africa

  • @magicalkitten1
    @magicalkitten1 14 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET?"
    I fell off my chair laughing.

  • @mortenu.5606
    @mortenu.5606 11 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how Hugh with a very simple joke ends the whole sequence the best way possible

  • @michaelroach2959
    @michaelroach2959 8 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    In a quarter mile, you will arrive at your destination...wait, isn't this your ex's place?

  • @alk420id
    @alk420id 10 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Hugh is just fucking brilliant!

    • @olie0561
      @olie0561 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yep I agree frankie Andy and Russel

  • @PenguinShake
    @PenguinShake 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Left, left, your girlfriend's left" I actually had to pause the video! I cried with laughter...Russell Howard, you legend!

  • @ProfessorHeavyTF2
    @ProfessorHeavyTF2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Hugh, Russell and Andy are the greatest people on this show.. Too bad one had to leave, but at least Russell got his own show.

    • @ProfessorHeavyTF2
      @ProfessorHeavyTF2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Frankie understood the Comedy = Tragedy + Time formula more than anyone else. I gotta admit, the show still holds up pretty well nowadays. Frankie leaving was a major blow to MTW, but it's still good.

    • @Sergeantmajormario
      @Sergeantmajormario 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ProfessorHeavyTF2 Look at you, you used to be on Mock the Week!

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ProfessorHeavyTF2 Frankie also got that you don't make jokes about the weak, but about the powerful. They way he framed his jokes, the way he attacked certain people - he always went against the elites, against the racists, against the sexists, against the homophobes. There was this one clip (where "moral high ground" was much discussed) he took the piss and at the end when everyone made fun of an obese woman who got stuck, he called them out. He's the ultimate SJW.

    • @ladyi7609
      @ladyi7609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DrZaius3141 thank you for being one of the rare Frankie Boyle fanpeople who actually gets his comedy. Also, that's what I love about him too, is that he's dark and merciless but only targets the powerful and always punches up, never down. That's why he's my favorite comedian of all time and why I roll my eyes at anyone who thinks he just suddenly became a leftist SJW; he's ALWAYS been a leftist SJW, it's just that they were too busy laughing at how risqué his humor can get to comprehend this.

    • @hitomitanaka8362
      @hitomitanaka8362 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ladyi7609 How can you be an SJW and go against the elites? Every arm of the government, tech company, bank, university, media outlet, celebrity, TV show, film, CEO etc. pushes woke politics. Nothing says rebellion less than SJW politics.

  • @ElMarcoHoJ
    @ElMarcoHoJ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Hugh killed it here

  • @notAshildr
    @notAshildr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I once made a Sat Nav think I was driving through the middle of a field as it didn't know there was a new road there. It was hilarious.

    • @cov9290
      @cov9290 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @LolSmilez4
    @LolSmilez4 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Russell Howard: "Bear left and over to the right, squirrel!" XD

  • @royster3345
    @royster3345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They were all warm ups for the final Hugh Dennis line, brilliant.

  • @chasgalaxy6721
    @chasgalaxy6721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    In 200 miles you'll realise that I've been broken all this time

  • @stormcloudsabound
    @stormcloudsabound 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    you know, my parents had the satnav on, and when it said "bear left", i said "on the right, squirrel!" and got a laugh. thank you, russell howard.

  • @no1bandfan
    @no1bandfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Sorry, there is no *Please don’t take me into the getto past an actual murder scene* option in the navigation menu.”

  • @robloxman59
    @robloxman59 12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    my one "at the end of the road, drive off the cliff, and make the car fly into a musical number"

  • @RandomStuff9177
    @RandomStuff9177 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hugh's last joke XD

  • @xCookieTheMonsterx
    @xCookieTheMonsterx 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hugh Dennis has to be one of the most funniest men alive!

  • @xtheamazingax
    @xtheamazingax 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    'Don't be angry, but while you were getting petrol, I shagged your iPod.'
    Classic!

  • @patdaman5
    @patdaman5 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bear left, and to right squirrel. Russel Howard is epic.

  • @maggie14235
    @maggie14235 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love Hugh on this !!

  • @tomsou99
    @tomsou99 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The last one cracked me up. Hugh Dennis' facial expressions totally make the joke so much funnier.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    ''in 30 yrds turn right into the kitchen and make my dinner''

  • @trier4952
    @trier4952 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My Entry:
    "Hey big boy...how about you and I go to the Red Light District?"

  • @MissSamiexx
    @MissSamiexx 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bear right, and to the left...SQUIRREL!!! LOL i love u Russell Howard! XD

  • @thescarletnerd1331
    @thescarletnerd1331 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    lol "when the light turns green, let's see how good his balance is"

  • @FlisIsIgnorance
    @FlisIsIgnorance 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Dont be angry, But while you were getting petrol, I shagged your Ipod"
    HAHAHAHAHAH

  • @nerikull
    @nerikull 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mine: "If you already know how to get there, why did you use me?"

  • @syedfaisal26
    @syedfaisal26 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    where the fuck are we ?!! *CLASSIC!!* - priceless expression!

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sat nav: Turn right
    (Crash)
    Sat nav: Sorry left

  • @lizziemetalgaming
    @lizziemetalgaming 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'at the next set of traffic lights, a cyclist is going to pull up next to you and give you a really dirty look like he's better than you. when the light turns green, let's see how good his balance is!'
    LMFAO

  • @Tarish0
    @Tarish0 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The last one was just plain epic!

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Harry Enfield as Mr. Don't: you don't wanna turn left.

  • @Gigopler
    @Gigopler 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Here's mine -
    "You are headed in the right direction" MUHAHAHA

  • @georgefreeman8051
    @georgefreeman8051 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Left, left, your girlfriends left.
    SO SAD

  • @Kerriangel
    @Kerriangel 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    half expected Hugh to pull out a "Are you paying too much for your car insurance" gag

  • @darknesspioneer
    @darknesspioneer 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What I would say: "pull into the next services, I'm busting for a piss"

  • @cameronmcarthur4044
    @cameronmcarthur4044 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My entry:
    "You have now arrived at your destination."

  • @hh5559
    @hh5559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:14
    ARE WE THERE YET?
    ARE WE THERE YET?
    ARE WE THERE YET?

  • @joelwarfe306
    @joelwarfe306 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hugh is the best. Where the fuck are we?

  • @sup3rh1k
    @sup3rh1k 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Russel Howard smashes it with first comment.
    I laughed so hard whewhen Hugh Dennis said "where the fuck are we"

  • @majumdardebajyoti1
    @majumdardebajyoti1 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    HUGH DENNIS IS BRILLIANT!!!!

  • @JackFitzsimmonsZondaFan
    @JackFitzsimmonsZondaFan 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've got a good one :) "As you're driving along this huge long bridge, don't forget to make a sharp right turn."

  • @Kemonokami
    @Kemonokami 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you."

  • @LadyLorena7
    @LadyLorena7 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hugh and Russel are the absolute kings of this!

  • @gemzisdabest
    @gemzisdabest 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love the way russell says Squirrel!

  • @jadelush46
    @jadelush46 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    'dont be angry , but wy you were getting petrol , shagged your ipod'' LMAO

  • @Calamari5
    @Calamari5 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @BigRedMint give this man a medal, he's got a future in subtitles.

  • @Stroija
    @Stroija 11 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Turn left after 700 meters... No wait, we just went pass it."

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    what are we stoping for what are we stoping for what are we stoping for

  • @xXJacbobXx
    @xXJacbobXx 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    "....Where the fuck are we?"
    I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @darkness101824
    @darkness101824 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    to this day, this video still makes me laugh, especially when i'm in a car with a satnav

  • @chloe21091
    @chloe21091 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of my favourite episodes where i laughed so much my mum looked at me and asked me what was so funny. When i tried to explain i only managed to say a few words and laugh harder XD

  • @KT926
    @KT926 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Where the fuck are we?? - XD I knew he was gonna say that!!! I could see it coming when he was looking around
    My entry: Katie Price, take the next.. left... take the next.. left

  • @abcdefghijklmno27627
    @abcdefghijklmno27627 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Turn right. WONGE! I didn't say sat nav says!"
    ahh hugh

  • @Kemonokami
    @Kemonokami 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alpha Centauri: Terribly underrated game.
    Reference: Confirmed.

  • @SaraB1989
    @SaraB1989 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    'Hold on...i've got the map upside down'
    'Bare left and over to the right...Squirrel!!!'
    Rofl :D hahhahahahahahahah

  • @meganbarrell9884
    @meganbarrell9884 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Russell Howard's first joke was BRILL!! Hahahaha :D xx

  • @chaoswarhound
    @chaoswarhound 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Am I the only one who kept watching Russel say "squirrel!" again and again? ^_^

  • @TheStephrules
    @TheStephrules 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    gotta love hugh, Andy and Russell :P

  • @dancingwithnature5303
    @dancingwithnature5303 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL! 😂 In Johannesburg BMW stands for break my windows!

  • @theyodaclub
    @theyodaclub 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hugh's last one liner was brilliant

  • @cmendes11
    @cmendes11 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Probably the best scenes we'd like to see.

  • @caieraD
    @caieraD 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Russel after Hughes last joke XD xxx

  • @59parksimple6
    @59parksimple6 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Things you won't hear your Sat Nav say -
    We have reached your destination

  • @KBMadhouse
    @KBMadhouse 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My entry: Oh Tomtom's a bad name is it? Who the fuck named you Tyler?

  • @SunlethSky
    @SunlethSky 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Where the fuck are we?" GENIUS! xD

  • @babytheo2
    @babytheo2 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gotta love Hugh !

  • @TheNo1MovieMan
    @TheNo1MovieMan 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    'I tell you wha' darling, how 'bout you get out of the car and let your husband park'.
    LOVING IT RUSSELL!!!!!!!!

  • @katikar1
    @katikar1 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    my personal favorite?
    "turn left at the next intersection....fine, get lost, see if I care"

  • @ameliarufus1056
    @ameliarufus1056 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've seen this a couple of times.. I still laugh like the 1st time

  • @SASKID
    @SASKID 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMFAO. Turn right, wrong. I didn't say Sat Nav Says! xD Best one.

  • @siofrarafferty1455
    @siofrarafferty1455 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "let's see how good his balance is" lmaooooo

  • @alexander20101996
    @alexander20101996 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    my entry:
    Iswear i thought it was this way ;)

  • @mujjj
    @mujjj 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    hugh at the end just killed me

  • @ameyking7576
    @ameyking7576 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Hang on! I got the map upside down!"
    Haha!

  • @surajbalajr.4016
    @surajbalajr.4016 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:00 He's controlling his laughter there 😂

  • @1007480
    @1007480 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    'where the fuck are we?' never laughed so hard in all my life

  • @DuckPuncher
    @DuckPuncher 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    the last joke was definetly the best

  • @george0207hotmail
    @george0207hotmail 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Russell's reaction to "Where the fuck are we?" joke!!!

  • @chalkboi5095
    @chalkboi5095 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    *BEST EPISODE YET.*

  • @ingrid2029
    @ingrid2029 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jack Whitehall's strut after his last line😂😂😂

  • @ellenmellon9701
    @ellenmellon9701 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ooh, I love it when two people on the internet manage to reach a rational conclusion without insulting each other. What a rare occasion this is!
    And, yes, you're right, that's basically what he said in his Jonathan Ross interview.
    ;P xXx

  • @Forevaevanescence
    @Forevaevanescence 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Turn left. Yes I know there's a hedge there just drive through it you wuss."
    "And you wonder why your mother never drives at night!"

  • @nuttymonkey11
    @nuttymonkey11 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love how the 2 top comments are about the jokes that russell howard said :P he's so legend..

  • @TheCKgirl
    @TheCKgirl 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    ARE WE THERE YET ARE WE THERE YET! love it

  • @thesilversupporter
    @thesilversupporter 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is it I always find the first one the funniest? XDDDDD

  • @sulezraz
    @sulezraz 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol i got one: thank you for reducing your speed, you are now under the speed limit, thank you mr hammond... MR HAMMOND!!

  • @milofordham98
    @milofordham98 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My input: "You have arrived at the correct destination."

  • @nanknowsbestinit
    @nanknowsbestinit 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    continuously press 6 -Russells Squirrel impression- xD

  • @Scouserrrr08
    @Scouserrrr08 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The last one was so good