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  • @Kronologik
    @Kronologik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    The way Ed says thingymajig is pure gold 😂

    • @Azay_N
      @Azay_N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like I can't get enough of that joke! 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @danielhindson1840
    @danielhindson1840 10 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    When Dara couldn't stop laughing from Milton Jones Hyena joke I was in bits so funny

    • @davkrod
      @davkrod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't get it.

    • @timolange633
      @timolange633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@davkrod Hyenas make a sound that is usually referred to as laughter.

    • @davkrod
      @davkrod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @timo Lange Thank you Timo. I understand that, I just can't see anything funny about it, let alone Dara's reaction. I was wondering if the stupid accent he put on had anything to do with it. 😎

    • @forestmaricarose9195
      @forestmaricarose9195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@davkrod it's a South African accent and the kind of person who usually has that accent would usually talk about events in that way (but I guess that is stereotyping)

    • @goranpersson7726
      @goranpersson7726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      didnt help that dara sounded like one too,

  • @dejanzie
    @dejanzie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Nice to see Zoe wear the shirt Milton gave her for Christmas ;-)

  • @Showmetheevidence-
    @Showmetheevidence- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    oh Milton you legend...

  • @alfiefletcher7513
    @alfiefletcher7513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The pack of meerkats surrounded the helpless lizard and within seconds, he'd been forced to change his car insurance supplier. XD gets me everytime

    • @silvasilvasilva
      @silvasilvasilva 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't get that one.

    • @alltoohalliwell
      @alltoohalliwell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@silvasilvasilva The Geico Insurance mascot is a Gecko which is a kind of lizard

    • @silvasilvasilva
      @silvasilvasilva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alltoohalliwell I see! Thank you

  • @ToudaHell
    @ToudaHell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The David Attenborough impression made my lungs stop working

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Whenever I see someone in crocs I think of this lol 😂

  • @FelixMoriarty
    @FelixMoriarty 10 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    loved this one
    especially Milton Jones

  • @expressoevangelism80
    @expressoevangelism80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Milton’s South African accent is priceless. Well done.

  • @justinbrookes76
    @justinbrookes76 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Using a translator, we’re able to translate what the Emperor Penguin is saying.
    An he’s saying, “Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station.”

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now I'm trying to picture what animal Luke is....

    • @elaineb7065
      @elaineb7065 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bloodlyshiva He's a leopard seal like his father before him

  • @Gongasoso
    @Gongasoso 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Today on Fucking with Lions..."

  • @Algahiem
    @Algahiem 9 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    My entries:
    "...and once again the coyote fails his hunt as he is would-be prey escapes. MEEP MEEP!!"
    "Interesting. I never encountered this before. Let's see what the Pokédex has to say."
    "It's not often we see such a large bird take to the sky like that. Mind you, that what happens when an ostrich steps on a landmine."

    • @Nootathotep
      @Nootathotep 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Algahiem XD!

    • @ImRinoes
      @ImRinoes 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      +Algahiem My entry would be: A single bite from this snake would be deadly. But then again, why would anyone try to eat it?

    • @Thenextworldwar
      @Thenextworldwar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A MTW comment that was actually funny.
      It's an incredibly rare specimen.

    • @Robotboy8486
      @Robotboy8486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Love it

    • @carrieheale9711
      @carrieheale9711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @aaronfledge
    @aaronfledge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Somehow Hugh's always the one who follows the joke that gets the longest laugh and has to skulk off until people are ready for his material, heh

  • @jmt1335
    @jmt1335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That SA accent was on point 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @citizenjones01
    @citizenjones01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Brilliant South African accent Milton!

  • @andrewfenn3019
    @andrewfenn3019 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "When you're near a lion, be whisper quiet. They can hear the quietest footsteps...."
    *twig snaps*
    *ROOOOAARRRR!*
    "OH JESUS CHRIST! RUN!"

  • @mrnonsense1031
    @mrnonsense1031 9 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    my entry: "This cougar is on the prowl. Looking for a man between the ages of 18 and 30."

    • @MarsJenkar
      @MarsJenkar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Whoa! Here she comes! Watch out, folks, she'll chew you up. She's a maneater."

    • @daniiiooofen
      @daniiiooofen 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahahhahahhaa

  • @Artemisdianaxxx
    @Artemisdianaxxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When people say venture scout it puts them in such a specific generation I love it

  • @chrismalone5907
    @chrismalone5907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The hyena joke is so funny 😂😂

    • @davkrod
      @davkrod 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't get it.

    • @bizarrebunny5579
      @bizarrebunny5579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      davkrod hyenas are known because the noise they make sounds like laughing

    • @davkrod
      @davkrod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bizarrebunny5579 Thank you. I understand that, I just don't understand everyone's reaction. I was wondering if the silly voice he used had anything to do with it. I love this show, however they do rely on "inside jokes" a lot.

    • @bizarrebunny5579
      @bizarrebunny5579 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      davkrod I think it’s just the joke crossed with just how weird Milton is

    • @davkrod
      @davkrod 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bizarrebunny5579 I'll go with that. 😎😀

  • @steves9250
    @steves9250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That Bill Oddie joke was a goodie

  • @hanslee475
    @hanslee475 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I think Hugh's "painful" joke is the best one

  • @kralik394
    @kralik394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    God, Ed, Hugh, and Milton on the same team? Why is the other side even trying?

  • @clarcol28
    @clarcol28 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    all hail zoe lyons :')

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because of the assignment I thought for a few seconds you spelled zoo lions very wrong. :') But I agree! Hail Zoe!

  • @madnessbydesignVria
    @madnessbydesignVria 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Never heard the term "Noshed off" before - but everyone around me is going to hear it from now on... :)

  • @RedNovaMedia
    @RedNovaMedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    0:56 God damn Milton is funny 😂😂😂 Perfect mate to do LSD with 👍🏽

  • @alixjamieson2177
    @alixjamieson2177 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "and these birds of paradise are preforming their mating dances, most do it in the evenings down at the pubs or in some cases the hedge at the end of the lane"

    • @davkrod
      @davkrod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Preforming?

  • @kieran10202
    @kieran10202 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    All I could think was "And, oh dear, the male's gambit has failed. She won't be taking it from behind tonight."

  • @alexpayne2764
    @alexpayne2764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "These Romanians have migrated right next to Nigel Farrage."

  • @jasoncaulkin9830
    @jasoncaulkin9830 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Milton’s accent cracks me up 😂😂

  • @bstewart8891
    @bstewart8891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Don't watch this while drinking coffee

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too true! :)))

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:51 All right. Credit where it’s due.

  • @garyeast8851
    @garyeast8851 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Solar panels and bimini look awsome!!! Well done!

  • @techbaffle
    @techbaffle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tonight on Flintoff Goes Fishing, we discover how to scam an OAP by email.

  • @davidjohnscottMUFC1996
    @davidjohnscottMUFC1996 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dara lost it at Milton lol 😂

  • @saltypork101
    @saltypork101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Say hi, Bill"
    "Gahabaga"

  • @TheTunaAnn
    @TheTunaAnn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Wow Russell Kane looks different.

  • @BattedStingray
    @BattedStingray 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man first joke just got Me

  • @stephenmurphy2212
    @stephenmurphy2212 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight... In the jungle, the quiet jungle, the lion sleeps tonight... A-WEEEE!...

    • @DanB-sh3wt
      @DanB-sh3wt 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stephen Murphy Lions don't live in the jungle, and also they sleep in the daytime.

  • @d8456
    @d8456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Never seen dara laugh like that on that milton one

    • @Walshy94
      @Walshy94 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should go and watch Frankie Boyle's joke about The Joker then. Dara really laughed his arse off at that 1😂

  • @jediday6664
    @jediday6664 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Andy Parsons opener was the best.

  • @ArranRWilliamson
    @ArranRWilliamson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ahhh man, i've got crocs on

    • @elaineb7065
      @elaineb7065 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's cool, you were inside, watching TH-cam

  • @iCandlelightCrusade
    @iCandlelightCrusade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:50 Zoe 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @alexanderdelacruz9249
    @alexanderdelacruz9249 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this show

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The rare Amazonian Butterfly, is the only one that, oh it’s biting my finger off!

  • @olliebeadon8472
    @olliebeadon8472 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so funny!

  • @fizzypop8433
    @fizzypop8433 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    My entry: and now we see a rare sight... Leonardo DiCaprio getting an Oscar

  • @21anusha
    @21anusha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dara 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @destinyyt6675
    @destinyyt6675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My entry:
    Yes, yes, it is! Look under the bridge, it's a real Internet troll!
    #bekind

  • @geoffroi-le-Hook
    @geoffroi-le-Hook 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    These piranha did not bite the hand that fed them but they did bite the hand that filmed them

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    owls cannot turn their heads 360°. they do manage 270°.

  • @SuperMarioDWfan
    @SuperMarioDWfan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hilarious!

  • @MayorofDipshittery-lq7if
    @MayorofDipshittery-lq7if 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Russell Kane - who told this man he was funny because I’m going to track them down and do the world a favour for free.

  • @NateSean
    @NateSean 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Today, we're going to teach you how to get rid of a nest of WASPS in your neighborhood. Now, the most natural way is to open your home to Syrian refugees."

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    im in a drought ridden country these cracks in the ground are as big as a prisoners arsehole''

  • @mechislander
    @mechislander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Well, this is a rare sight. A herring has chopped down the tallest tree in the forest."

  • @jasperworrallo168
    @jasperworrallo168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I watched this while wearing crocks.
    Now I am sad.

  • @HarryNicNicholas
    @HarryNicNicholas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i genuinely need my back passage destroyed.

  • @osobaeniola1695
    @osobaeniola1695 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jesterlings...

  • @AutisticPersona
    @AutisticPersona 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Zoe: It's rare to see a Female Panelist.
    Me: She hasn't really watched the show recently.......

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      AutisticPersona well she's not wrong there is 1 woman panelist for 5 men panelist

    • @dabluedevil1000
      @dabluedevil1000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +AutisticPersona Hence the "rare". 1 female and 5 men. You do the math.

    • @wennethicus5212
      @wennethicus5212 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Romain Savioz Yeah but it would be shit if their were 3 women and 3 men. Just stating fact.

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Veneficus or not

    • @wennethicus5212
      @wennethicus5212 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Romain Savioz Nah it would.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The firetruck can eat eight times it’s body weight. The ambulances will have to wait their turn.

  • @VirtuellJo
    @VirtuellJo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That is bacuse I am a shit father.

  • @olivermceldon
    @olivermceldon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Russel kane is so unfunny its painful

  • @adaml5796
    @adaml5796 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Back in the days when I thought Andy Parsons was the worst this show could give

  • @suearnold2964
    @suearnold2964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The true icebreaker extraorally order because lute temporally time excluding a flawless design. aboard, eager dragonfly

  • @BushidoBurritoe
    @BushidoBurritoe 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    First.

  • @apb7721
    @apb7721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I prefer when Andy Parsons isnt there. He’s not funny at all

  • @2490debrick
    @2490debrick 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watch out for Remainers because Remainers are bell ends!

  • @fookityeah2686
    @fookityeah2686 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Female comedian... well they are not funny, but hay whatever sinks your sub.

  • @alexanderdelacruz9249
    @alexanderdelacruz9249 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love this show