@EjvindDark Perhaps, but the in the Columbine massacre there were two of them ('Harry' and 'Ron'), and they killed themselves in the cafeteria of the school, whereas Dunblane was one middle-aged man who killed himself in the school gym.
Half-men Half-Horse. As in they got human torso arms and head, but a horses legs. Well you could say that you replace the head + neck of a Horse with a Human Stomach, Back, Arms and head you get the picture
@Dehbishop I know what makes up Britain and I know we Irish are no longer part of the union. That doesn't change the fact that the union jack is made up of three flags, which each reprecent the patron saints of Scotland, England and Ireland, superimposed over each other.
@AvengerDanXD Columbine high school massacre. Two students went on a shooting spree before killing themselves in the school cafe. It's a very famous case.
Once there was a school massacre by two boys carrying firearms, they shot and killed themselves after finishing their slaughter. Frankie just substituted "guns" with "wands".
@smeg12345 you don't watch too much QI, do you? "Britain" is often used to mean the entire UK, and that context is what i was referring to, as the term "Britain" was used in your comment. otherwise i would have said 'UK', as i usually do. last time i checked, NI was part of the UK (it may have changed while my back was turned..), so therefore, 'Britain' & 'British' would also include NI, but not ROI...
Does anyone else think that the losers have to do something really horrible? They all look genuinely upset that they lost the game, as if something's going to happen to them.
"Finishing in the cafeteria, harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves".... all the other wizards with their pumped up kicks.
pumped up sticks
Frankie and Hugh had way too much fun with the Harry Potter topic.
"I'm sorry Harry," said Ron, "I thought you felt the same way."
"It's not as good as that one" - aw, bless!
"Finishing in the cafeteria, Harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves."
Hahahahahaha. The subtlety in that joke is fucking exquisite.
As Harry bent over and put his face into the pensieve, Dumbledore snatched at an opportunity.
3:25 is my new ringtone.
*Unhelpful Things to Say in a Crisis*
Our Thoughts and Prayers are with you.
'Now is not an appropriate time to talk about gun control'
@@footballnerd277 And now you're gonna believe us.
Frankie's go at 0:44 , funnily enough, is basically the plot of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen volume 3. I'm not even kidding.
You're not too :)
The fact that snape's death scene in that book is more true to his character than his actual death
"Finishing in the cafeteria, Harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves!!!!!!!" OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Its a Columbine High School joke. The 2 attackers killed themselves in the cafeteria.
+Michael Langley Actually they killed themselves in the library on their second visit there
1:58 "Come on ya bastard!" he said
Frankie went to the mic when Dara just started to say the topic. He is fast
Unhelpful things to say in a crisis "AAAAAAAAA!" lol, why do I find that funniest? ^^
I am Lord Voldemort...... and I'm an alcoholic. Love that line!!
I've never seen dara laugh so much!
Frankie Boyle is a legend.
He makes the funniest jokes I ever heard on Mock The Week.
My entry:
"It was a warm summer day when Scrotie McBoogerBalls..."
What a team,frankly Hugh and Ed,nobody would stand a chance
"Finishing in the cafeteria, Harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves"
So fucking funny.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! most unhelpful thing in a crisis ;)
Why don't we get the UN involved?
unhelpful lines to say in a crisis, probably the best quick fire round yet
Where's Russell Howard on a day like this XD
hahahaha these two were probably my favourite categories :DDD
Genital warts at hogwarts, I died when she said that!
*pauses at 0:03* That... is an unusual expression...
shall we use the invisibilty postion to spy on Hermione while she is having a shower
I swear to God Frankie could say anything and I'd still laugh.
'Let's have a nice cup of tea'.
The cafeteria joke went past me... but then I got it and laughed like mad.
Hugh, Joe, Frankie and Russell would be like, the ultimate team.
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!" LMAO
Frankie and Ed, opposites but hillarious
*Hugh has not aged.*
the best trio eva, Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis and Ed Bryne
The True British Flag
No-one is too YOUNG for Happy Potter!
"I'm not a fucking wizard!! 😭😭"
3:24 i KNEW one of them would scream! X-D
It might have been a reference to Aberforth Dumbledore, who apparently was quite fond of goats.
yeah fair enough, and after reading Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, i can see the big difference in the levels
@Dehbishop St Georges Cross is the red cross over the white background and it represents england, not wales OR ireland.
@EjvindDark Perhaps, but the in the Columbine massacre there were two of them ('Harry' and 'Ron'), and they killed themselves in the cafeteria of the school, whereas Dunblane was one middle-aged man who killed himself in the school gym.
@rassinlababidi I've heard (and it probably is true) that they're told the topics beforehand so that they can think of some stuff to do straight away.
3:22 is the best bit
Ahh, love the goat joke!
2:33 sheer brilliance xD
Half-men Half-Horse. As in they got human torso arms and head, but a horses legs. Well you could say that you replace the head + neck of a Horse with a Human Stomach, Back, Arms and head you get the picture
unhelpful things to say in a crisis.
bugger.
The worlds about to blow up... YESS!!!!!
My entry:
"Now why didn't I think of that sooner?" said Harry as he stared at the bullet hole going through Voldemort's head.
Most likely a reference to Aberforth Dumbledore. He had an affinity with goats.
“Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. - C. S. Lewis
No one is too old for harry potter =p
Ed Burn is hilarious. Nothing more to say.
Frankie didn't even look at the category when he walked up. i hate fake shit :p
@Dehbishop I know what makes up Britain and I know we Irish are no longer part of the union. That doesn't change the fact that the union jack is made up of three flags, which each reprecent the patron saints of Scotland, England and Ireland, superimposed over each other.
LOL, Frankie at 0:45 Columbine reference
Unhelpful things to say in a crisis
"Well...just got one piece of advice for you all. EVERYONE PANIC! WE'RE ALL FUCKED!"
ED BYRNE!!!!
@AvengerDanXD Columbine high school massacre. Two students went on a shooting spree before killing themselves in the school cafe. It's a very famous case.
Unhelpful Things to Say in a Crisis:
"I know, why don't we get the UN involved"
XD
@smeg12345 that all depends on if he is from ROI or Northern Ireland.
GREASE THE GOAT!! LOLOOOL
"Show us where Dumbledore touched you," said the Judge. "Show us on the doll."
Unhelpful things to say in a crisis: Scotland is here to help
@Abbi Telford thats very similar to Hugh Dennis's rohypnol gag
Once there was a school massacre by two boys carrying firearms, they shot and killed themselves after finishing their slaughter. Frankie just substituted "guns" with "wands".
Too good *-*
I think it was a reference to Lord of Flies, however I have no idea what it has to do with Harry Potter.
or become one....with all the knowledge one attains during life
first time i heard it, i cried with laughter for about 10 minutes. second time round, it just isnt the same... :(
@smeg12345 I think he's talking about how the british flag is made up of three flags which use to reprecent Scotland, England and Ireland.
3:25 (Andy Parsons screams)
@x0th101 And thanks to youtube and dave, everything else can too!
"....ARGGHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Well, she did have a hilarious scene at 0:13.
:)
Can someone explain the "14th century text" joke at 2:57 to me?
Harry Potter and the other actors who didn't actually read the book
here, here
Its dark humour about a school massacre - substitute guns for wands....
@Awesomegirl9088 I almost pissed myself laughing at that line....
Can you explain to me Frankie Boyle's joke at 0:44? No funny business, I seriously don't get it.
It's a reference to the Columbine High School massacre which occurred in 1999.
And in the uncut version, the ending is, “Hogwarts school shooting.”
Frankie was a bit eager at the start wasn't he?
reference to school massacres
I think they've probably just seen the films ...
I think it's meant as phallic imagery
@smeg12345 you don't watch too much QI, do you? "Britain" is often used to mean the entire UK, and that context is what i was referring to, as the term "Britain" was used in your comment. otherwise i would have said 'UK', as i usually do. last time i checked, NI was part of the UK (it may have changed while my back was turned..), so therefore, 'Britain' & 'British' would also include NI, but not ROI...
can someone please explan the first frankie boyle joke?
Unhelpful Things To Say-How About Ah Fucking Hell, Not Again
i am lord voldemort... and i am an alcaholic
Oh frankie :)
What was the cafeteria one about
Love the columbine reference
Omg, I thought f one for harry potter. "Ron, if the imperious curse makes people do stuff, maybe we could use it on girls to have sex.
was that the two boys who played too much DOOM?
im lord Voldemort and im an example of what happens if "i got ur nose" goes wrong
It must surely be vile as well.
I wouldn't say that
@IAmGenerationPotter Whose line is it anyway?
Does anyone else think that the losers have to do something really horrible? They all look genuinely upset that they lost the game, as if something's going to happen to them.