Mock the Week - Rejected First Lines from the new Harry Potter Book

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  • @osobaeniola1695
    @osobaeniola1695 7 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "Finishing in the cafeteria, harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves".... all the other wizards with their pumped up kicks.

    • @mankymax
      @mankymax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      pumped up sticks

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Frankie and Hugh had way too much fun with the Harry Potter topic.

  • @TeaCub
    @TeaCub 13 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "It's not as good as that one" - aw, bless!

  • @Awesomegirl9088
    @Awesomegirl9088 12 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "I'm sorry Harry," said Ron, "I thought you felt the same way."

  • @MMR_LM
    @MMR_LM 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    3:25 is my new ringtone.

  • @ruairilavery8956
    @ruairilavery8956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Finishing in the cafeteria, Harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves."
    Hahahahahaha. The subtlety in that joke is fucking exquisite.

  • @firefly7980
    @firefly7980 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    As Harry bent over and put his face into the pensieve, Dumbledore snatched at an opportunity.

  • @mrmannyman2
    @mrmannyman2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Frankie's go at 0:44 , funnily enough, is basically the plot of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen volume 3. I'm not even kidding.

    • @billybarnell1996
      @billybarnell1996 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're not too :)

    • @tomsmurf4225
      @tomsmurf4225 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fact that snape's death scene in that book is more true to his character than his actual death

  • @BrokenSaintRW
    @BrokenSaintRW 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    *Unhelpful Things to Say in a Crisis*
    Our Thoughts and Prayers are with you.

    • @footballnerd277
      @footballnerd277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      'Now is not an appropriate time to talk about gun control'

    • @RenegadeShepTheSpacer
      @RenegadeShepTheSpacer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@footballnerd277 And now you're gonna believe us.

  • @striverfor7628
    @striverfor7628 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:58 "Come on ya bastard!" he said

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Finishing in the cafeteria, Harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves!!!!!!!" OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its a Columbine High School joke. The 2 attackers killed themselves in the cafeteria.

    • @TwentyTwoOctober2001
      @TwentyTwoOctober2001 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Michael Langley Actually they killed themselves in the library on their second visit there

  • @swordseye2
    @swordseye2 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Unhelpful things to say in a crisis "AAAAAAAAA!" lol, why do I find that funniest? ^^

  • @TheTP1007
    @TheTP1007 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I am Lord Voldemort...... and I'm an alcoholic. Love that line!!

  • @TheNathanNS
    @TheNathanNS 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Frankie Boyle is a legend.
    He makes the funniest jokes I ever heard on Mock The Week.

  • @emicomel
    @emicomel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Frankie went to the mic when Dara just started to say the topic. He is fast

  • @tahenhao
    @tahenhao 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've never seen dara laugh so much!

  • @notAshildr
    @notAshildr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! most unhelpful thing in a crisis ;)

  • @Kemonokami
    @Kemonokami 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My entry:
    "It was a warm summer day when Scrotie McBoogerBalls..."

  • @sargentaaron2004
    @sargentaaron2004 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    unhelpful lines to say in a crisis, probably the best quick fire round yet

  • @SupahDevo
    @SupahDevo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Why don't we get the UN involved?

  • @TheMikeyReilly
    @TheMikeyReilly 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Finishing in the cafeteria, Harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves"
    So fucking funny.

  • @Kingpin1880
    @Kingpin1880 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *pauses at 0:03* That... is an unusual expression...

  • @LD-bj4xc
    @LD-bj4xc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What a team,frankly Hugh and Ed,nobody would stand a chance

  • @HDTokyoAviation
    @HDTokyoAviation 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Genital warts at hogwarts, I died when she said that!

  • @astaliini
    @astaliini 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hahahaha these two were probably my favourite categories :DDD

  • @Sakusho
    @Sakusho 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Where's Russell Howard on a day like this XD

  • @Potionette81
    @Potionette81 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    'Let's have a nice cup of tea'.

  • @Mr123Newcastle
    @Mr123Newcastle 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Frankie and Ed, opposites but hillarious

  • @Davemaestro147
    @Davemaestro147 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I swear to God Frankie could say anything and I'd still laugh.

  • @TomDanHitch
    @TomDanHitch 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:24 i KNEW one of them would scream! X-D

  • @McFearsome2
    @McFearsome2 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Dehbishop St Georges Cross is the red cross over the white background and it represents england, not wales OR ireland.

  • @BlueSharkBoy434
    @BlueSharkBoy434 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!" LMAO

  • @profiteroles1995
    @profiteroles1995 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    the best trio eva, Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis and Ed Bryne
    The True British Flag

  • @deliciousmentalfudge
    @deliciousmentalfudge 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @rassinlababidi I've heard (and it probably is true) that they're told the topics beforehand so that they can think of some stuff to do straight away.

  • @SuperUltra
    @SuperUltra 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    The cafeteria joke went past me... but then I got it and laughed like mad.

  • @deliciousmentalfudge
    @deliciousmentalfudge 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @EjvindDark Perhaps, but the in the Columbine massacre there were two of them ('Harry' and 'Ron'), and they killed themselves in the cafeteria of the school, whereas Dunblane was one middle-aged man who killed himself in the school gym.

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    shall we use the invisibilty postion to spy on Hermione while she is having a shower

  • @Dynexsil
    @Dynexsil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm not a fucking wizard!! 😭😭"

  • @UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl
    @UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    It might have been a reference to Aberforth Dumbledore, who apparently was quite fond of goats.

  • @aprillfools588
    @aprillfools588 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hugh, Joe, Frankie and Russell would be like, the ultimate team.

  • @mwhite4324
    @mwhite4324 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    yeah fair enough, and after reading Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, i can see the big difference in the levels

  • @zigsash
    @zigsash 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:22 is the best bit

  • @m4dm3th0d
    @m4dm3th0d 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:33 sheer brilliance xD

  • @UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl
    @UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Most likely a reference to Aberforth Dumbledore. He had an affinity with goats.

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Hugh has not aged.*

  • @katrenajaine7337
    @katrenajaine7337 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The worlds about to blow up... YESS!!!!!

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    unhelpful things to say in a crisis.
    bugger.

  • @BingowingsBadBleeps
    @BingowingsBadBleeps 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    No-one is too YOUNG for Happy Potter!

  • @animewarriorgirl15
    @animewarriorgirl15 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ED BYRNE!!!!

  • @TMX1138
    @TMX1138 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:25 (Andy Parsons screams)

  • @PBL187
    @PBL187 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Abbi Telford thats very similar to Hugh Dennis's rohypnol gag

  • @Thegigglecompany
    @Thegigglecompany 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ed Burn is hilarious. Nothing more to say.

  • @Llarmas
    @Llarmas 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ahh, love the goat joke!

  • @Alfrey619
    @Alfrey619 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL, Frankie at 0:45 Columbine reference

  • @DaekoTan
    @DaekoTan 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    My entry:
    "Now why didn't I think of that sooner?" said Harry as he stared at the bullet hole going through Voldemort's head.

  • @Bladerunner93
    @Bladerunner93 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can someone explain the "14th century text" joke at 2:57 to me?

  • @SonOfHighValour
    @SonOfHighValour 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Dehbishop I know what makes up Britain and I know we Irish are no longer part of the union. That doesn't change the fact that the union jack is made up of three flags, which each reprecent the patron saints of Scotland, England and Ireland, superimposed over each other.

  • @awakejupiter
    @awakejupiter 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @AvengerDanXD Columbine high school massacre. Two students went on a shooting spree before killing themselves in the school cafe. It's a very famous case.

  • @Sutcliffefever
    @Sutcliffefever 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "....ARGGHHHHHHH!!!!!"

  • @McFearsome2
    @McFearsome2 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @smeg12345 that all depends on if he is from ROI or Northern Ireland.

  • @IMortage
    @IMortage 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well, she did have a hilarious scene at 0:13.
    :)

  • @FalconsPOWN2
    @FalconsPOWN2 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Half-men Half-Horse. As in they got human torso arms and head, but a horses legs. Well you could say that you replace the head + neck of a Horse with a Human Stomach, Back, Arms and head you get the picture

  • @corbey08
    @corbey08 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    GREASE THE GOAT!! LOLOOOL

  • @x0th101
    @x0th101  12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Awesomegirl9088 I almost pissed myself laughing at that line....

  • @spamy97
    @spamy97 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. - C. S. Lewis

  • @mj_dj
    @mj_dj 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think it was a reference to Lord of Flies, however I have no idea what it has to do with Harry Potter.

  • @x0th101
    @x0th101  12 ปีที่แล้ว

    No one is too old for harry potter =p

  • @McFearsome2
    @McFearsome2 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @smeg12345 you don't watch too much QI, do you? "Britain" is often used to mean the entire UK, and that context is what i was referring to, as the term "Britain" was used in your comment. otherwise i would have said 'UK', as i usually do. last time i checked, NI was part of the UK (it may have changed while my back was turned..), so therefore, 'Britain' & 'British' would also include NI, but not ROI...

  • @VIPHighlander
    @VIPHighlander 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @x0th101 And thanks to youtube and dave, everything else can too!

  • @SonOfHighValour
    @SonOfHighValour 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @smeg12345 I think he's talking about how the british flag is made up of three flags which use to reprecent Scotland, England and Ireland.

  • @rupertmatthews5949
    @rupertmatthews5949 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Frankie didn't even look at the category when he walked up. i hate fake shit :p

  • @Dynoxe
    @Dynoxe 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    first time i heard it, i cried with laughter for about 10 minutes. second time round, it just isnt the same... :(

  • @IchigoKurosaki011
    @IchigoKurosaki011 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Too good *-*

  • @chandlerkerr2190
    @chandlerkerr2190 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Unhelpful Things to Say in a Crisis:
    "I know, why don't we get the UN involved"
    XD

  • @OneLifeTime.x
    @OneLifeTime.x 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    or become one....with all the knowledge one attains during life

  • @Awesomegirl9088
    @Awesomegirl9088 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Show us where Dumbledore touched you," said the Judge. "Show us on the doll."

  • @X3H3X
    @X3H3X 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Unhelpful things to say in a crisis
    "Well...just got one piece of advice for you all. EVERYONE PANIC! WE'RE ALL FUCKED!"

  • @nelsonabaa
    @nelsonabaa 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think it's meant as phallic imagery

  • @alexcameron8724
    @alexcameron8724 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can you explain to me Frankie Boyle's joke at 0:44? No funny business, I seriously don't get it.

    • @oldfashionedguy1368
      @oldfashionedguy1368 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a reference to the Columbine High School massacre which occurred in 1999.

    • @lancecampbell4323
      @lancecampbell4323 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And in the uncut version, the ending is, “Hogwarts school shooting.”

  • @lau7aroz
    @lau7aroz 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @IAmGenerationPotter Whose line is it anyway?

  • @SuperPlumz
    @SuperPlumz 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh frankie :)

  • @59parksimple6
    @59parksimple6 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Harry Potter and the other actors who didn't actually read the book

  • @HMN3011
    @HMN3011 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @0:45 Frankie Boyle you legend!!!!!!!! :L

  • @DaekoTan
    @DaekoTan 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Once there was a school massacre by two boys carrying firearms, they shot and killed themselves after finishing their slaughter. Frankie just substituted "guns" with "wands".

  • @pooooooooooooooooo32
    @pooooooooooooooooo32 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    What was the cafeteria one about

  • @LiamBainsy
    @LiamBainsy 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Unhelpful things to say in a crisis: Scotland is here to help

  • @EssentialOption
    @EssentialOption 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    reference to school massacres

  • @jamtheman3017
    @jamtheman3017 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    what does the cafeteria joke mean?

  • @IneffableLifestyle
    @IneffableLifestyle 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    can someone please explan the first frankie boyle joke?

  • @Gecko1315
    @Gecko1315 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    here, here

  • @abbitelford6814
    @abbitelford6814 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg, I thought f one for harry potter. "Ron, if the imperious curse makes people do stuff, maybe we could use it on girls to have sex.

  • @StanOfGB
    @StanOfGB 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    except they finished in the library

  • @drifingoogification
    @drifingoogification 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    was frankie ever on the losing team? ;

  • @MrJoec2010
    @MrJoec2010 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Frankie was a bit eager at the start wasn't he?

  • @himcdvnremvr
    @himcdvnremvr 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    ngl i dont get the turned the wands on themselves

  • @thaer12345
    @thaer12345 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    can someone explain the cafeteria joke at 0:45

  • @Foggyboattrip
    @Foggyboattrip 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    My entry:
    Right, so, we are going to die..... Tea anyone?

  • @As_ad_A
    @As_ad_A 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol yea i doubt that Frankie Boyle has, though you pick up alot of stuff about something when it's is this big in popular culture.

  • @denisewallace3232
    @denisewallace3232 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @x0th101 i miss herpies

  • @justkaizer4
    @justkaizer4 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    and how do you know that was their first take?