@EjvindDark Perhaps, but the in the Columbine massacre there were two of them ('Harry' and 'Ron'), and they killed themselves in the cafeteria of the school, whereas Dunblane was one middle-aged man who killed himself in the school gym.
@Dehbishop I know what makes up Britain and I know we Irish are no longer part of the union. That doesn't change the fact that the union jack is made up of three flags, which each reprecent the patron saints of Scotland, England and Ireland, superimposed over each other.
@AvengerDanXD Columbine high school massacre. Two students went on a shooting spree before killing themselves in the school cafe. It's a very famous case.
Half-men Half-Horse. As in they got human torso arms and head, but a horses legs. Well you could say that you replace the head + neck of a Horse with a Human Stomach, Back, Arms and head you get the picture
@smeg12345 you don't watch too much QI, do you? "Britain" is often used to mean the entire UK, and that context is what i was referring to, as the term "Britain" was used in your comment. otherwise i would have said 'UK', as i usually do. last time i checked, NI was part of the UK (it may have changed while my back was turned..), so therefore, 'Britain' & 'British' would also include NI, but not ROI...
Once there was a school massacre by two boys carrying firearms, they shot and killed themselves after finishing their slaughter. Frankie just substituted "guns" with "wands".
"Finishing in the cafeteria, harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves".... all the other wizards with their pumped up kicks.
pumped up sticks
Frankie and Hugh had way too much fun with the Harry Potter topic.
"It's not as good as that one" - aw, bless!
"I'm sorry Harry," said Ron, "I thought you felt the same way."
3:25 is my new ringtone.
"Finishing in the cafeteria, Harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves."
Hahahahahaha. The subtlety in that joke is fucking exquisite.
As Harry bent over and put his face into the pensieve, Dumbledore snatched at an opportunity.
Frankie's go at 0:44 , funnily enough, is basically the plot of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen volume 3. I'm not even kidding.
You're not too :)
The fact that snape's death scene in that book is more true to his character than his actual death
*Unhelpful Things to Say in a Crisis*
Our Thoughts and Prayers are with you.
'Now is not an appropriate time to talk about gun control'
@@footballnerd277 And now you're gonna believe us.
1:58 "Come on ya bastard!" he said
"Finishing in the cafeteria, Harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves!!!!!!!" OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Its a Columbine High School joke. The 2 attackers killed themselves in the cafeteria.
+Michael Langley Actually they killed themselves in the library on their second visit there
Unhelpful things to say in a crisis "AAAAAAAAA!" lol, why do I find that funniest? ^^
I am Lord Voldemort...... and I'm an alcoholic. Love that line!!
Frankie Boyle is a legend.
He makes the funniest jokes I ever heard on Mock The Week.
Frankie went to the mic when Dara just started to say the topic. He is fast
I've never seen dara laugh so much!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! most unhelpful thing in a crisis ;)
My entry:
"It was a warm summer day when Scrotie McBoogerBalls..."
unhelpful lines to say in a crisis, probably the best quick fire round yet
Why don't we get the UN involved?
"Finishing in the cafeteria, Harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves"
So fucking funny.
*pauses at 0:03* That... is an unusual expression...
What a team,frankly Hugh and Ed,nobody would stand a chance
Genital warts at hogwarts, I died when she said that!
hahahaha these two were probably my favourite categories :DDD
Where's Russell Howard on a day like this XD
'Let's have a nice cup of tea'.
Frankie and Ed, opposites but hillarious
I swear to God Frankie could say anything and I'd still laugh.
3:24 i KNEW one of them would scream! X-D
@Dehbishop St Georges Cross is the red cross over the white background and it represents england, not wales OR ireland.
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!" LMAO
the best trio eva, Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis and Ed Bryne
The True British Flag
@rassinlababidi I've heard (and it probably is true) that they're told the topics beforehand so that they can think of some stuff to do straight away.
The cafeteria joke went past me... but then I got it and laughed like mad.
@EjvindDark Perhaps, but the in the Columbine massacre there were two of them ('Harry' and 'Ron'), and they killed themselves in the cafeteria of the school, whereas Dunblane was one middle-aged man who killed himself in the school gym.
shall we use the invisibilty postion to spy on Hermione while she is having a shower
"I'm not a fucking wizard!! 😭😭"
It might have been a reference to Aberforth Dumbledore, who apparently was quite fond of goats.
Hugh, Joe, Frankie and Russell would be like, the ultimate team.
yeah fair enough, and after reading Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, i can see the big difference in the levels
3:22 is the best bit
2:33 sheer brilliance xD
Most likely a reference to Aberforth Dumbledore. He had an affinity with goats.
*Hugh has not aged.*
The worlds about to blow up... YESS!!!!!
unhelpful things to say in a crisis.
bugger.
No-one is too YOUNG for Happy Potter!
ED BYRNE!!!!
3:25 (Andy Parsons screams)
@Abbi Telford thats very similar to Hugh Dennis's rohypnol gag
Ed Burn is hilarious. Nothing more to say.
Ahh, love the goat joke!
LOL, Frankie at 0:45 Columbine reference
My entry:
"Now why didn't I think of that sooner?" said Harry as he stared at the bullet hole going through Voldemort's head.
Can someone explain the "14th century text" joke at 2:57 to me?
@Dehbishop I know what makes up Britain and I know we Irish are no longer part of the union. That doesn't change the fact that the union jack is made up of three flags, which each reprecent the patron saints of Scotland, England and Ireland, superimposed over each other.
@AvengerDanXD Columbine high school massacre. Two students went on a shooting spree before killing themselves in the school cafe. It's a very famous case.
"....ARGGHHHHHHH!!!!!"
@smeg12345 that all depends on if he is from ROI or Northern Ireland.
Well, she did have a hilarious scene at 0:13.
:)
Half-men Half-Horse. As in they got human torso arms and head, but a horses legs. Well you could say that you replace the head + neck of a Horse with a Human Stomach, Back, Arms and head you get the picture
GREASE THE GOAT!! LOLOOOL
@Awesomegirl9088 I almost pissed myself laughing at that line....
“Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. - C. S. Lewis
I think it was a reference to Lord of Flies, however I have no idea what it has to do with Harry Potter.
No one is too old for harry potter =p
@smeg12345 you don't watch too much QI, do you? "Britain" is often used to mean the entire UK, and that context is what i was referring to, as the term "Britain" was used in your comment. otherwise i would have said 'UK', as i usually do. last time i checked, NI was part of the UK (it may have changed while my back was turned..), so therefore, 'Britain' & 'British' would also include NI, but not ROI...
@x0th101 And thanks to youtube and dave, everything else can too!
@smeg12345 I think he's talking about how the british flag is made up of three flags which use to reprecent Scotland, England and Ireland.
Frankie didn't even look at the category when he walked up. i hate fake shit :p
first time i heard it, i cried with laughter for about 10 minutes. second time round, it just isnt the same... :(
Too good *-*
Unhelpful Things to Say in a Crisis:
"I know, why don't we get the UN involved"
XD
or become one....with all the knowledge one attains during life
"Show us where Dumbledore touched you," said the Judge. "Show us on the doll."
Unhelpful things to say in a crisis
"Well...just got one piece of advice for you all. EVERYONE PANIC! WE'RE ALL FUCKED!"
I think it's meant as phallic imagery
Can you explain to me Frankie Boyle's joke at 0:44? No funny business, I seriously don't get it.
It's a reference to the Columbine High School massacre which occurred in 1999.
And in the uncut version, the ending is, “Hogwarts school shooting.”
@IAmGenerationPotter Whose line is it anyway?
Oh frankie :)
Harry Potter and the other actors who didn't actually read the book
@0:45 Frankie Boyle you legend!!!!!!!! :L
Once there was a school massacre by two boys carrying firearms, they shot and killed themselves after finishing their slaughter. Frankie just substituted "guns" with "wands".
What was the cafeteria one about
Unhelpful things to say in a crisis: Scotland is here to help
reference to school massacres
what does the cafeteria joke mean?
can someone please explan the first frankie boyle joke?
here, here
Omg, I thought f one for harry potter. "Ron, if the imperious curse makes people do stuff, maybe we could use it on girls to have sex.
except they finished in the library
was frankie ever on the losing team? ;
Frankie was a bit eager at the start wasn't he?
ngl i dont get the turned the wands on themselves
can someone explain the cafeteria joke at 0:45
My entry:
Right, so, we are going to die..... Tea anyone?
lol yea i doubt that Frankie Boyle has, though you pick up alot of stuff about something when it's is this big in popular culture.
@x0th101 i miss herpies
and how do you know that was their first take?