*365 Days 2* WORSE Than The First? | MOVIE REACTION
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As a Polish woman, I'm embarrassed that this is probably the most popular Polish movie franchise outside of Poland. It's basically our 50 Shades of Grey.
In 2021, the film received six nominations for the Golden Raspberry Award - for the worst film, the worst director, the worst actor, the worst actress, the worst script, and the worst plagiarism (the original here was Fifty Shades of Grey). Ultimately, the film won one Golden Raspberry Award - for the worst screenplay. It also won 3 Snakes awarded to the worst Polish films of the year for the worst film, and additionally for the screenplay and screen duet (Anna Maria Sieklucka and Michele Morrone).
Not so fun fact, the director of this movie, its sequels, and many other movies like them adapted a classic CHILDREN'S book, ''Akademia Pana Kleksa'' 2023 and it looks like shit.
There's a 3rd one?
Me when I see Rags on any channel that isn't Maulers: "Are you lost baby girl?"
Someone will need to strap down Rags to get him to watch the next one.
Uncensored, fuck youtube then lmao
Rags just dying more and more because no one is eating and just keeps fucking is hilarious
its funny as hell seeing rags be the voice of "stop the sex" while having the seductive pfp
13:26 Mauler saying "Now you know my pain, baby gurl" somehow made that damn pet name sound even more cringe and creepier. As always he elevates everything.
"No cgi blood! I'm impressed!"
Fun fact: they just actually killed the guy for the scene!
It was made in Poland, that's pretty likely.
@@Neon-CovenanterDo elaborate. What exactly is it you're implying?
@@sharavy6851 Eastern Europe is like the Southern USA. In short : there, all bets are off ; anything and everything is on the table. With mass poverty, a drug epidemic, a ruined industrial base, child fighting events, &c., you can't rule out much of anything.
That moment when characters eating food and not having sex every five minutes becomes revolutionary.
13:35 Jlongbone cackling like a supervillian after fully breaking Rag’s spirit…..
………Is the only joy i have in life
In the cartoon Boondocks, there's a scene of Huey explaining a " typical Winston Jerome story". The one with a light skin gardener, an abusive husband, yada yada
The plot of this is eerily similar.
“Scuse me… uh… may I rake your leaves?”
@@mrdropkicker1 "But I love me some Jesus...And I love me some you" ah, so poetic, so romantic
@@crimsonpotemkin poor light skinned gardener who can’t even afford a shirt is my favorite character
@@crimsonpotemkinStill a better love story than 365 Days... eh, doesn't have the same ring to it
That's literally what popped in my head when Nacho was introduced. I tried so hard not to laugh.
I laughed; I cried; I snorted at Rags’s’s losing his shit. JLB is a hero of heroes for blessing us with this peak entertainment
But what happened in the tunnel??
@@Acesahn The same thing with the food. Little to nothing.
This is all these films in a nutshell:
-Fucking
-Drinking
-Eating
-Fucking
-Arguing
-Fighting
-Fucking
-Controlling
-Driving
-Fucking
-Cheating
-Leaving
-Fucking
-Shooting
-Insanity
-Fucking
That is basically this whole film saga right there. There is no plot or reason for us to care about this caricatures and that is the reason why these films are complete garbage.
As a Polish woman, I'm embarrassed that this is probably the most popular Polish movie franchise outside of Poland. It's basically our 50 Shades of Grey.
In 2021, the film received six nominations for the Golden Raspberry Award - for the worst film, the worst director, the worst actor, the worst actress, the worst script, and the worst plagiarism (the original here was Fifty Shades of Grey). Ultimately, the film won one Golden Raspberry Award - for the worst screenplay. It also won 3 Snakes awarded to the worst Polish films of the year for the worst film, and additionally for the screenplay and screen duet (Anna Maria Sieklucka and Michele Morrone).
Not so fun fact, the director of this movie, its sequels, and many other movies like them adapted a classic CHILDREN'S book, ''Akademia Pana Kleksa'' 2023 and it looks like shit.
who knew the Polish had such a skeleton in their closet
Delicious
Don’t the Polish have The Witcher? There’s that at least!
@@ab-gail Books and video games are great. Just stay away from the Netflix show.
So bad it is so good. Could fit next to The Room (2003).
>As a Polish woman
Calm down
THAT THUMBNAIL...
That shit is the stuff of NIGHTMARES.
It's like he's trying to swallow her head whole like he's some kind of snake - it's horrifying! (LOL)
My neighbours dog does that a lot.
I felt my skin crawl when I saw that, and I’m a guy
who the hell approved their scene in the movie, for all that matter the WHOLE MOVIE
It makes me happy to see Mauler and Rags enjoy a good movie for a change.
It's all about family and that's what is so powerful about it.
Really warms my nachos.
The lead actor I could see going places. And then saying to casting agents, "Are you lost, babygurl???"
Which one ?
@@Galvatronover Massimo's actor, the male lead from the first film. Hence the quote.
1:47 “Are you jealous?” Dude sounds exactly like Mauler’s Bruce Wayne in Gotham High!
Rags has invented a new concept
It's called "edging for a scene of food consumption"
Just in case you were wondering, we disavow this movie in Poland. It is not Polish cinema.
If anyone wants to see a good Polish film watch The Peasants.
Or ''Kiler''
📝
34:23
Oh I watched the trailer, where is this movie available
@@Femmeaesthetic I would like to know that too, but with the persistent fragmentation of cinema into various streaming platforms I have no idea where to find what. Hopefully it will release on DVD soon.
"What do you mean you *lost* the baby?
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"Go find it."
*SPOILERS* I feel like Laura would've had the energy to get away if she would've eaten more of that spaghetti.
Jay, Mauls, Rags and Carl, the crossover I didn't know I needed.
Being a Polish speaker while watching this elevates the funny factor so much-
There are musicals that don't have this many songs.😑
Except for trolls.
I'm ten minutes in and this film feels like "sexy music videos" the movie. Every scene looks like the start of a music video.
Edit: Even J agrees 😂
I’m surprised how reserved SinglePlayerCarl was in terms of commentary for this one
He was in shock lol
He's a lot more free when it's just him and J lol
I actually forgot he was there at points
"You think you can move me around like furniture or something?"
Well, you are VERY wooden...
I felt so vindicated by Rags' breakdown of the tropes of this film (and dark erotica genre for that matter) at the end. This influx of weak, cruel men masquerading as "bad boys", written by women who don't seem to understand the difference between charisma and arrogance, are just not attractive to me, no matter how hot they might be.
Maybe if there was more substance to the characters, or better writing, or ANY competence beyond the porn itself, which is already so aggressively sexual it becomes an unintentional parody of itself.
That's the problem with books-turned-movies like this (and "50 Shades of Grey"). They're just over-glorified porn that tries too hard to pretend that they're not.
@@cartooncritique6625 You hit the nail on the head! I think there's a lot of overcompensation in service of an assumed self-consciousness, which seeps into the end-product. There's a lot of pretty shots, but no visual storytelling, style or purpose. The tawdry stuff is mostly comprised of superficial, cluttered montages. I don't get the appeal beyond a drinking game/riffing with friends... or writing an analysis for the heck of it :P
@@dromalloma2651 Well, there's one other appeal of course...porn for people who think they're too "pure" or too "intellectual" to watch actual porn.
@@cartooncritique6625 Boy, I'd hate to see what counts as unintellectual if this is a standard. Then again, I'm admittedly not much of a porn-watcher so idk what the standards are, haha. It shouldn't be this difficult to titilate the viewer and tell a decently entertaining story... but that requires an understanding of human nature and self-awareness. Sex can be a part of it. But I digress. (I agree with your most recent comment, but it's not showing up unless I click the pfp, darn youtube)
That thumbnail is pure nightmare fuel, sums up the movie pretty well though.
Wait, not only did you drag these boys into this mess, but I completely missed them having to endure the first movie!? WHY J? WHY??
He's called Nacho because he's filmed like a snack 😂
Fun fact:
Nachos are named for their inventor, Ignacio Anaya Garcia. Nacho is a nickname.
I just think about Nacho from BCS when I hear than name and immediately reminded about how cool Lalo was as a criminal mastermind and character overall compared to "mafia" in this film
Thank you for suffering through this for us
Luara at the end of this movie be like: "whelp, guess I'll die then" and runs straight into the gunfire. It's hillarious
You’re damn right God has abandoned us if this is the type of film people consider “entertainment”. We all know the reason why anyone who ends up watching these movies watched them in the first place, because it sure as hell isn’t the Zack Snyder slow motion, or the Billie Eilish music, or the Rian Johnson contrivances. Also, since this montage of lust takes place in Italy, I apologize and am very disappointed that my people were involved in this in any way. I do not associate with this demographic. I’m a good boy who was hit by my mother with the wooden spoon. 😂
I’ll echo MauLer’s sentiments: I CARE ABOUT STORY! WHERE’S THE FUCKING STORY!?
Blame the 'writer' of the trash this 'movie' was based on.
She contrived the mafia angle for her deranged self insert... (and Netshitx, since they paid to film this p0rn)
Bold of you to assume there's an actual story in these films. 😂
Your laugh is wonderfully infectious, never fails to put a smile on my face.
I'm so glad J was paying attention because I didn't realize that the "baby girl" guy had a brother.
Getting this notification on my phone, with the thumbnail, was like walking straight into a jump scare.
Thank you for that.
You weren’t in public at least?
And some people had the gall, the audacity to say that JLB was getting lazy with her content.
Oh ye of little faith, you just had to believe.
So...Jlongbone...uhhh...whats up with that fucking thumbnail, huh?
RIGHT!?
Someone should make Nacho x Rags fanart for the number of times he simped for him in this video.
I've been waiting to see a video of Rags and Carl riffing together. The sexually active doggo and the thirsty Carl could create a combined chaotic energy that would destroy everything within a mile radius.
Carl was a bit subdued in this video compared to his usual self. I hope next time they collab he let's loose more.
Thumbnail: "This is the taste of a liar, JLongbone."
_JJBA: Golden Wind_ is a better depiction of the Mafia than the _365_ trilogy.
Don’t ever compare Bucciarati to Assimo ever again
If I wrote this movie, less pointless sex and mafia stuff because the male lead has deep ties to the criminal underworld. The main antagonist is someone whose family was killed by the male lead and he wants revenge. The female lead (I don't know these people's names) doesn't know any of this, witnesses this engine of death enter her life, and ends like Sicario. A tragic cautionary tale about getting involved with the criminal world. All glitter and gold, until you get shot in the face, and not in the sexual way.
I didn't even knew this franchise had a plot so your rendition is way better 😂
Bro you just wrote a whole different movie! 😂 a good one even!!
Sounds like a much better movie!
It's a more realistic and depressing movie
Take all my money and make the movie
30:55 - 31:02 no Rags food was eaten during this movie....it just had to be during a sex scene. If it's not a sex scene it's basically pointless!
A shiba furry, the Airbender, an eldritch god, and J Longbone watch porn for an hour.
Welcome to the internet, people!
I legit thought Nacho was the twin.
Nacho was the enword
I still cannot believe his name is Nacho! xDD
@@tultsi93 I was hoping for a death scene off the balcony: NOOOOO! NACHOOO!
I still remember the absolute shock and disgust I felt when I first found saw the trailer for this movie. At the time, I didn't know that 365 Days was based on a book, so I was just absolutely horrified and confused onto why and how they would make a sequel to this trash.
Chasing that 50 Shades money
There were a ton of people who felt the same way but after watching the second movie, most people found the whole thing too ridiculous to be upset about. This movie is so badly written and acted. It's insane.
This movie is not even bad enough 😂😂 pirates is the most corrupt movie I have watched in this life
It’s if they are looking to make a p**n movie, but don’t want to say that it is.
They really managed to make the Massimo actor look ugly as hell with that 'twin' acting. :(
I don't think I ever heard of 365 Days, so I am horribly confused and lost at what is going on right now.
Hang in there, Rags. You'll be okay. -maybe-
Jlongbone also did a video on the first movie if you’re interested😂
@@insertname193 Maybe I should, but at the same time do I really want to...?
I immediately got that boondocks reference real quick with that light skin dark skin comment
This has potential for making a great drinking game. Here's the rules.
Take a shot every time there's a sex scene
Take a shot every time there's a car driving in the mountains
Take a shot every time there's a new song playing for no reason
Take an extra shot if the lyrics don't make any sense and/or apply to what's actually happening
Take a shot every time there's an unflattering close up on one of the guy's faces
Take a shot every time you see lens flare or weird lighting/filter
Take a shot every time you hear "babygirl"
Take a shot every time someone answers the phone
Take a shot every time someone says something with incorrect grammar
Take a shot every time someone gives the main character undeserved flattery
Take a shot every time there's uneaten food on the table
Did I miss anything?
This is how you get your stomach pumped 😅
Alcohol poisoning is a real thing, you know 🙃
This 'movie' has constant song breaks and sex scenes. Who would survive this?
Rags going crazy over the food eating had a better arc and payoff than the actual plot
YESSS what a great surprise!!! I was so hoping you'd react to the second one 😂 Can't wait to watch this
Sex jumpscare!
Rags’s pain is everyone’s enjoyment
Italy wants to sue this movie for the waste of food (it hurts our eyes)
(it's a joke obviously)
I'm with Rags on that. The waste was starting to piss me off actually.
fifty shades of grey: has more s3x scenes
365 days: hold my beer 🍺
_365 Days_ is just _50 Shades_ turned up to eleven, including the bad writing.
Ok, so that thumbnail almost caused instant blindness and I may never recover. I demand an apology 😫
It is one of those things, you really wish you could un-see.
Why do this to us? The title of this 'movie' is so infamous that assaulting ppl with images from the disgusting 'erotic' scenes is an overkill.
Amazing how Rags had blue balls over the food lol
I feel like "what happened in the tunnel" needs to become a meme now...
This is like a redo of "The secret to Mario's jump"
Foolish me, trying to follow what's happening.. I realized 10 minutes in that I couldn't tell the two couples apart.
Are there two couples? More? Just a love-triangle? I'm at a loss.
Actors: please..... Its been three weeks of filming..... Can we have some food
I'm so happy to see Carl meet Rags & Mauler
Longbone, what are you putting these boys through?
J, Carl, the Longman, and Rag?
Oh this is gonna be glorious!
Poland ain't got much worldwide famous media. On one hand we got the Witcher games with one of the best stories in gaming ever. Aaand on the other hand we got this shit... Oh well
We would ALL be here for it if at the end of the movie text appears saying: "Mario Will Return in 365 Days: Endgame". I have chills just thinking about it!
I can't wait for the part 3 😂
Where is part 1 please I cant find it anywhere
@@Small-Chap it's on Jlongbone channel, but she did it alone (Mauler and co are not present)
@@reginaphalange9417 aw right. Thank you.
NACHOOOOOOOO LIBRE!
Therapist: Thicc Omni Rags with big round orange cheeks isn’t real. He can’t make you question your sexuality.
This video: 18:26
"Orange cheeks"
Rags was an awesome addition to this video. Hi, Rags. 👋
Is this part of the war movie arc?
Also i love Jlongbone’s ability to curate copious cringe for all to enjoy (and suffer)
My cheeks and stomach hurt from laughing so hard at your guys’ commentary and this absurd movie😂
Just rewatched your video on the first movie. I can't wait to be absolutely disturbed once more😂
For what these actors are doing, I hope their getting paid Elon Musk money.
I really just want to get Rags some Risotto and speghet.
i hope there's a recording of the third movie as well
Poland went from Camera Buff to 365 Days, pray for them.
😂😂
I haven't watched this video yet (I know it's going to be great - J and friends never fail to bring the funny); but that thumbnail? Rare that something leaves me gagging (how is that sexy to some people? I can't fathom it!)
XD consuming her entire chin
I was honestly thinking that this movie is somehow tied to zombie franchise, and I was really confused for like first 10 minutes of the video, before I looked up what kind of shit it is.
You did the cinematic equivalent of drinking orange juice thinking it was milk.
Is that Hunter Biden in the thumbnail?
Finally...I've been waiting for this reaction for a year.
This movie is about what goes in your mouth
Food
And the other thing
havent started the video yet but the cast for today already tells me its going to be great
Are you lost, baby girl?
After realising this is a trilogy, yes.
Bro’s testicles are whistling “oh come home ye faithful”
"Sex again!? Take a break, nigga! Take a break!"
I need you guys to do the after series
The golf scene ended me 😂
Omg nooooo not the open mind, so open your brain falls out line. First line and I’m done with y’all already. 😂😂😂😂
Absolute legendary commentary 😂
Am I missing the first ones reaction with the guys?
Rags being broken by sex is so funny
38:41 I need someone to edit rave music to him hitting the car
I came for the 365 days 2 reaction but I'm just distracted by J torturing poor Rags XD
"You know what isn't good lubricant? Ocean water."
-- Rags 2024
Rags is definitely more prudish than expected, but the movie just seems like long form porn. Is it a case of mislabeling? If it had been labelled as a pornographic indie film would it have less objection; or is it a disparagement on the porn industry? Just seems like someone's porn-without-plot fan fiction movie.
PWP fanfiction was, iirc, what the original book was. At least with those, there might be some semblance of a character arc or clever writing, or ANY reason to be invested beyond the obvious.
@@dromalloma2651 True, well chalk the movie up as being made just for the nude scene web industry and let it be forgotten barring Rags' trauma.
@@finbarhooley3536 Yeah... but is it so dumb it's brilliant, or just dumb?
@@dromalloma2651 Being that its 2024, even if this film was released in 2022; more than likely its unintentionally dumb. They probably thought it was brilliant; and then reality came crashing in. Honestly though, I could see it becoming a franchise. If porn can have long running gimmicks for watch time why can't Netflix films... its a strange timeline, but here we are.
I wouldn't say prudish. Just probably dumbfounded. The sex scenes are so back to back, random, and down right goofy that it leaves you kinda speechless. The golf scene in particular was so fucking stupid, lmao.
It's like the movie is trying to be a parody of erotica, but at same time it demands you take it seriously. It's weird.
i cant believe j made mauler n rags sit thru this lmao
These movies are worse than Fifty Shades and Twilight combined. Theres literally no plot other than boring unsexy sex scenes over some cringe music.
Did the tunnel go through California? Lol
29:00 Rags’ getting pulled back by Mauler🤣
OK I have 2 things to say firstly this ,review was magnificent secondly WTF WAS THAT ENDING ?
That was painful, thank you.
Boy that last scene was weird. You'd think mafiosos would know how to hold guns properly.
Italians went from the Roman Empire to this