Seinfeld - Schindler's List

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  • Jerry makes out during Schindler's List while Newman watches
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  • @Wulfman317
    @Wulfman317 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    Good old Newman. Even though he was eaten by a dilophosaurus he still has Spielbergs’s back.

    • @jarekmiller4337
      @jarekmiller4337 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah 😂❤.

    • @erikanderson3761
      @erikanderson3761 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Best comment for sure lmao

    • @yair1010
      @yair1010 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gold!!

  • @Overrated1987
    @Overrated1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    "He was moving on her like the stormtroopers on the Poland" lmao

    • @eaglesfan226
      @eaglesfan226 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Glad wasn’t me when I saw Farha. It was so depressing. 😔

  • @HABO2210
    @HABO2210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "The next thing we know the war's over " 😆

  • @GackTodd
    @GackTodd ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "What about the end, with the list?" 😅 my favorite line

  • @cyberwolf_1013
    @cyberwolf_1013 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    During the filming of Schindler's List the director, Steven Spielberg, would get weekly calls from Robin Williams and watch Seinfeld episodes to take some of the heavy emotional load off his shoulders. When Jerry Seinfeld heard about this he worked up this episode in response.
    Jerry deserves everything he got in this episode. I don't remember if he ever apologizes and goes back to see the movie but all the flack he's catching is rightly deserved.

    • @Chris-hb6jt
      @Chris-hb6jt ปีที่แล้ว

      youre pathetic

    • @whammersbach
      @whammersbach 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Okay newman

    • @sabinasb2445
      @sabinasb2445 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@whammersbach😂😂😂

    • @melkor77751
      @melkor77751 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's a movie, not the holocaust itself

    • @StuMarston
      @StuMarston 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do you want him to say I'm sorry for making out during Schindler's List?

  • @crazycomicguy5063
    @crazycomicguy5063 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I don't blame Newman, I'd be pissed to if I saw someone making out during a movie like Schindler's list

    • @Ging-Freecs
      @Ging-Freecs 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Most people would be. That is rather insensitive and disrespectful.

    • @eaglesfan226
      @eaglesfan226 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Ging-Freecs My ol man wouldn’t watch Farha with me. 🇵🇸🧆🇺🇸☪️🕊️🕎

    • @dannymorrow6024
      @dannymorrow6024 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh give over😂

    • @draneym2003
      @draneym2003 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You might even argue Jerry is more anti semitic than the protestors he hates because they don't toe the line as demanded

  • @erichkohl9317
    @erichkohl9317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Is there a more pivotal word in the history of television than, "Newman!"

  • @werdle92
    @werdle92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I did this during The Prestige, and I have never forgiven myself.

    • @internetonsetadd
      @internetonsetadd ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Memento, first date. It was too good a movie to make out to, but the heart wants what the heart wants.

    • @kevinfrank8164
      @kevinfrank8164 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Totally different movie, go right ahead

  • @ScreenSpectrumFilms
    @ScreenSpectrumFilms ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I always come to this after watching Schindler's List to cheer me up.

    • @kjohnson5972
      @kjohnson5972 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao I just finished the film and looked this up so I could smile before.goimg to bed

    • @lilygarden89
      @lilygarden89 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OMG exactly why I'm here right now 😂

    • @Sparrows1121
      @Sparrows1121 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hated Schindlers List movie, i am sorry i love Spielberg films but. That movie was so pointless. Compared to better movies like "Life is Beautiful 1997" movie which is better

    • @alexanderthegreat1270
      @alexanderthegreat1270 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Sparrows1121Mate, critique the movie how you like, but pointless? It’s meant to tell the story of Oskar Schindler… and it does. Point achieved

    • @missm8067
      @missm8067 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m doing the same thing! I had to watch it for a class and now have to re-watch clips for a paper on it. It’s a great movie and I recommend that everyone watch it at least once, but I also warn them that they probably can only watch it once.

  • @majestyk3337
    @majestyk3337 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I've never seen Newman like that before. He looks like he wants to kill Jerry.

    • @daviddedominici1705
      @daviddedominici1705 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But Newman does wanna kill Jerry. He makes several attempts on Jerry's life throughout the course of the series. This was only one of many.

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Damn you Seinfeld!”

    • @StuMarston
      @StuMarston 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well yeah. Such an offensive spectacle he cannot recall.

  • @isadoreuniverse2831
    @isadoreuniverse2831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    At 2:00 like mother like son lmao 🤣

  • @cartercartercartercar
    @cartercartercartercar 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    i love that jerry’s parents have the same chagrin for newman

  • @mcnamaraky
    @mcnamaraky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    You were MAKING OUT during SCHINDLER'S LIST?!
    You were MAKING OUT during 12 YEARS A SLAVE?!

    • @coolioso808
      @coolioso808 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Let's make a list of movies you shouldn't make out during... You got the first two. How about also:
      - Saving Private Ryan
      - The Last King of Scotland
      - Human Centipede

    • @mrterp04
      @mrterp04 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@coolioso808A Serbian Film

    • @engg84
      @engg84 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@coolioso808 Spotlight

    • @nms7872
      @nms7872 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Zone of Interest

    • @eaglesfan226
      @eaglesfan226 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Glad I didn’t get distracted when I first saw The Battle of Algiers 🇺🇸🕊️🇩🇿

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Schindlers list doesn’t feel like a movie you bring a romantic date to.

    • @eaglesfan226
      @eaglesfan226 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s the joke. Not that many movies are for romantic outings. Take Farha and The Battle of Algiers. These movies were to shame us into caring for the Palestinians in our community and realize the hypocrisy the way it was done with the Holocaust and Black History movies.

  • @CrystalStormsLands101
    @CrystalStormsLands101 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Racheals father is hilariously outraged. No getting around that hideously professional vest nor the accompanying heaps of scorn & disgust. Done zo 😅

  • @sagarsaxena6318
    @sagarsaxena6318 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Only "Seinfeld" could have the balls to do a storyline on "Schindler's list" right at the time it was being hailed as an all-time great. Larry & Jerry both being Jews...
    this was irreverence personified.

  • @wp272
    @wp272 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    2:12 the way newman sniffs the candy before pocketing it XD

  • @filmcriterion9204
    @filmcriterion9204 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    And a more offensive spectacle I can not recall

  • @kevinfrank8164
    @kevinfrank8164 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Now that I have seen the movie I’m kind of on Newman’s side

  • @MegaMr46
    @MegaMr46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    RIP Mrs Seinfeld

  • @jonathansmall9912
    @jonathansmall9912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:53 “Yeah well that was nothing” 👊🏻👊🏻

  • @daviddedominici1705
    @daviddedominici1705 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It makes it that much more funny that it's Larry David doing the Nazi voice - - or at least I think it's his voice.

  • @BroadwayRULZ
    @BroadwayRULZ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Putting aside the subject of the movie, how can two people spend THREE HOURS doing nothing but kissing?

  • @SuperFruitpunch
    @SuperFruitpunch ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:36 Jerry greeting newman “hiya newman” and not “hello newman” u know it boutta hit the fan

  • @jeepxjdude2000
    @jeepxjdude2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    4:22 gets me every time 😂😂

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Yup, Newman was being coy again. Helen should've threatened him and told Morty to turn around.

  • @tykamen5588
    @tykamen5588 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:55 even Jerry's parents don't like Newman.

    • @simonster-9094
      @simonster-9094 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well considering Mrs. Seinfeld can't comprehend the very fact some people might not like Jerry, it only makes sense she despises Jerry's mortal enemy.

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Newman sounds like Zero Mostel in The Producers when he says ta ta 😂

    • @QuinctiliusVarus
      @QuinctiliusVarus ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was thinking the same. Also, this episode and The Producers are both brilliant in the way they were able to make a comedy about the Nazis without being offensive. (And we cannot forget Hogan’s Heroes did the same)

  • @promontorium
    @promontorium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    LMAO is that Larry David's voice in theater?

    • @raymondrenfrowrayren98trib34
      @raymondrenfrowrayren98trib34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ​​@mVP The only voice you hear in the beginning of the scene at the movie theater speaking fake German, and yes it's him

    • @TomRC88
      @TomRC88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@raymondrenfrowrayren98trib34 The level of comedy is off the charts, masterpiece

    • @kakalulu1230
      @kakalulu1230 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@raymondrenfrowrayren98trib34 It's actually real german.

    • @Oblio1942
      @Oblio1942 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@raymondrenfrowrayren98trib34 its real german, the inflection is just weird

    • @marshmallowbudgie
      @marshmallowbudgie หลายเดือนก่อน

      "he thought the Jews were a bit much"

  • @sandal_thong8631
    @sandal_thong8631 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Someone complained about a guy laughing too hard in the theater seeing a comedy! I said that if he was laughing during _Schindler's List_ that would be a problem!

  • @jackrodakthemovieguy1726
    @jackrodakthemovieguy1726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Reminds me when I was goofing around during Saving Private Ryan

    • @peterdavies2960
      @peterdavies2960 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or when Peter Griffin lmaod at Tom Hanks in Philadelphia 😂

    • @John-sr2hr
      @John-sr2hr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's different, that's just a Tom Hanks/Matt Damon war movie with a fictional plot. The first half hour is heavy of course but the rest is just your standard (though incredibly filmed) American war movie. Schindlers List is.....a lot more serious/heavy.

  • @StuMarston
    @StuMarston 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    00:19 Holy crap. He's moving on her like the stormtroopers into Poland

  • @jeffreywebster4388
    @jeffreywebster4388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Morgan Freeman- And it was at moment Newman knew, he was in deep s---

  • @Barry_Tsedaka
    @Barry_Tsedaka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Newnan has become Kramer... Cannot shut his mouth.

  • @FireLordJohn3191
    @FireLordJohn3191 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jerry deserves every bit of disapproval.

  • @andrew-dg7ln
    @andrew-dg7ln ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Seinfeld if it was made in 2023: “you were making out during Oppenheimer!??”

    • @eaglesfan226
      @eaglesfan226 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🇮🇪 2002- You were making out during Bloody Sunday?!
      🇮🇪 2006- You were making out during The Wind That Shakes Barley?!

  • @stephenarato5391
    @stephenarato5391 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Newman

  • @wheelmanstan
    @wheelmanstan ปีที่แล้ว +5

    such a ballsy episode and somehow..it's funny, it damn sure would be a crazy thing witness, hard to imagine it could even happen..well definitely not during and entire film haha

  • @Xcoming2
    @Xcoming2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    damn you newman

  • @eaglesfan226
    @eaglesfan226 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    🇨🇿- You were making out during Schindler’s List!?
    🇵🇸- You were making out during Farha!?

  • @bobby_8057
    @bobby_8057 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Weak moral fibers lol 🤣

    • @eaglesfan226
      @eaglesfan226 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can’t believe Jerry turned into George.

  • @b.entranceperium
    @b.entranceperium 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Its powa-powerful film..."
    😂

  • @BillClinton9-11
    @BillClinton9-11 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    OYY VEEYYY, the unforgivable sin

  • @Lilmovieman27
    @Lilmovieman27 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’d love to know if Spielberg saw this episode

  • @daneeng
    @daneeng ปีที่แล้ว

    Just did this during Antman

  • @AlphaQHard
    @AlphaQHard หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Newman has some tiny hands.

  • @echolot
    @echolot 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I did this during the first "Pirates of the Caribbean" and I regret it deeply

  • @edscmidt5193
    @edscmidt5193 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I watched Schindler’s list while on acid once

    • @John-sr2hr
      @John-sr2hr ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What the fuck man. I've dropped acid and watched Apocalypse Now before and that was awesome, Schindlers List would be dark as hell. A terrible trip.

    • @edscmidt5193
      @edscmidt5193 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@John-sr2hr well I saw the movie before so I knew what to expect. Also my brain won’t dwell on something and freak out on LSD, it’s kinda adhd and I can snap out of it and go to the next; mushrooms on the other hand doesn’t let me do that. Anyway, I’ve read a lot of wwii, Nazis, and the Holocaust and have read a lot of primary sources from nazi and Eastern European nationalist who were perpetrators of the holocaust so I know some stuff. Being on acid and watching it just made it seem more real and like I said before I know a lot about the topic but being on acid it just made no sense to me, it was just completely senseless and unnecessary. You’re not fucked up like on alcohol when on acid, your brain is just seeing stuff differently. It was very emotional

    • @mossbresnahan3072
      @mossbresnahan3072 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watched it on edibles, DO NOT RECOMMEND.

  • @OcurrenciaTV
    @OcurrenciaTV 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:35 MEGAN! Origins

  • @decusq
    @decusq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Sad to say but Jerry did deserve it. You make out during one of the most brutal films about WW2 you are asking for a huge slap in the face from Kharma.

    • @sandeepandas6742
      @sandeepandas6742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Agreed

    • @5ilver42
      @5ilver42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

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    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jerry and his girlfriend really need to get a (hotel) room how hard can it be?

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      bruh its a movie, not a funeral. he said it was the only time they really had privacy and they were probably just bored. its not that serious, such a weird response. this grown woman is being bossed around by her dad for being an adult and u think they deserve it?

    • @Bull1908
      @Bull1908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im surprised someone didnt testify Jerry making out during the movie in last episode lol

  • @andifucka7117
    @andifucka7117 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Not the whole movie is in black and white...

  • @BillClinton9-11
    @BillClinton9-11 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    OY VEYYYYYY

  • @SupremeCommanderBaiser
    @SupremeCommanderBaiser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Is this Schindlers List audio the original US audio? I hope it is not.

    • @decusq
      @decusq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I doubt they could have gotten the rights for the sound alone so it's most likely fake

    • @promontorium
      @promontorium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I think it's Larry David.

    • @whyaddnamehere
      @whyaddnamehere 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's obvious not.

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it actually is, Larry David said so himself. Steven Spielberg had to cut costs for the US release and that was the result

  • @happypretty1000
    @happypretty1000 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:34 newman 😂

    • @dinosoid2000
      @dinosoid2000 ปีที่แล้ว

      Couldn't remember what episode that was. Glad to know. Makes me laugh every time.

    • @happypretty1000
      @happypretty1000 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dinosoid2000 Season 5 The raincoats

  • @shayavigad3888
    @shayavigad3888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Which episode is this from?

    • @Dalek97
      @Dalek97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Raincoats

  • @jarekmiller4337
    @jarekmiller4337 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:32-4:57 🤣🤣 Jerry goes savage on Newman again.

  • @Tennischamp450
    @Tennischamp450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Scene from the movie theater was cut from Netflix for some reason

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is that Andy Griffith playing Jerry’s dad? 😂

  • @tworthington27
    @tworthington27 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who's the guy who plays her father? He looks familiar.

    • @Deira854
      @Deira854 ปีที่แล้ว

      He looks so Middle Eastern

    • @John-sr2hr
      @John-sr2hr ปีที่แล้ว

      Stephen Pearlman. He was in movies such as Die Hard with a Vengeance and Pi.

    • @dinosoid2000
      @dinosoid2000 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@John-sr2hroh yeah he was the psychiatrist/profiler.

  • @aceofspades4312
    @aceofspades4312 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why does she live with her parents though? It was never explained.

    • @Ibelikemj
      @Ibelikemj ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jerry likes his girls young

    • @insertclevername4123
      @insertclevername4123 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Ibelikemj Oh, come on, it's not like Jerry Seinfeld would be dating a high schoole...um...it's not like Jerry Seinfeld the CHARACTER would be dating a high schooler.

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Could be temporary searching for a new place, fire burned down old building, rent was too damn high, got fired from job, any number of reasons really.

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 ปีที่แล้ว

    Like in Father Ted when he was accidentally racist to the Chinese and Nazis 😂

    • @eaglesfan226
      @eaglesfan226 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Chinese, I understand, but the Nazis? You’re joking.

  • @originality.5878
    @originality.5878 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:20, 0:22

  • @CursedCommentaries
    @CursedCommentaries 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    At least it wasnt anne frank :v

    • @timebandito4278
      @timebandito4278  9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      DOH! Or the Hellen Keller story....or the Elephant Man for that matter

  • @BenE8844
    @BenE8844 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Last time I check, it’s not illegal to make out in public, especially at the movies. That’s where the cliche is born. Also isn’t Rachel a grown up woman? Bruh.

    • @BenE8844
      @BenE8844 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tevyeb ?

    • @BenE8844
      @BenE8844 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tevyeb huh? What?

    • @michaelpachuau3885
      @michaelpachuau3885 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wow, missed the whole point of the scene didn't you 🤣

    • @timbo240
      @timbo240 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The joke is that Schindler's List is a tragic war movie about the Holocaust, not really a movie that conveys a sexy mood. And it's seen as disrespectful because Jerry, his girlfriend, and both of their parents are Jewish.

    • @BenE8844
      @BenE8844 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@timbo240 ah, right on.

  • @ajdankaradeniz7801
    @ajdankaradeniz7801 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Masters and servants enjoying it like brother and sisters, and the ugliness in disrespect of the 'disgusting nature' of this particular episode of 'Seinfeld' and occupation of Israel and the facts of the matter is 'nobody is laughing' "The devil is in the details' -genocide supporters. :(

  • @edwinharbas7597
    @edwinharbas7597 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Schindlers List is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen.

    • @dallamka5875
      @dallamka5875 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Excuse me? I would like an explanation with GOOD arguments

    • @edwinharbas7597
      @edwinharbas7597 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dallamka5875 zipp it.

    • @dallamka5875
      @dallamka5875 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@edwinharbas7597 wtf? So you admit you're just stupid af and have no arguments againts my statement right? Ok.

    • @edwinharbas7597
      @edwinharbas7597 ปีที่แล้ว

      What was and what are Epstein, Weinstein, Polanski, Allen, Ratner, Aranofsky, Venit and all the Others?! Funny little strange Fellows?! Ha ha ha ha ha!

    • @ThomasRobinson-by2wm
      @ThomasRobinson-by2wm ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You might need help, pal