everytime you see "he/she deserves it" or "my kid has had really good grades lately" or "your to old for it anyways" 99.9% of the time its a fake story.
A story is fake if, It ends with a fairytale ending They give too many details They try to be "quirky" "Who was cute btw" They think their life is actually interesting and it shows in how they type
Hot summer night, august 3rd, 1990. I'm in Chihuahua waking my pretty lobster, when a person with bright blonde hair, Brown eyes and what look like grandma hand-me-downs with a child who looks about 8 wearing a dinosaur t-shirt and sweat pants. The mother looks at me as the youngster sees the lobster and goes in to put it. Lobsters don't really like being touched, so my lobster, Hubert, quickly snaps at his hand and runs to me. The mother, outraged, screamed at me at the top of her lungs saying "how could you let my son get hurt like that!" As I simply tune it out as I silently continue walking. I hope one day there is no such person so idiotic and unresponsible as her.
i dont drink that because i smell like bauch stöhn onkel bertratan (thats my name at school) yes people unsubscribed from my channel recently but i wont back down from delivering bad like dislike ratios in form of good videos and good stuff
Slazo : *gets bullied for making reddit videos* "EmKay" : Some non - suspicious Reddit video making man who sounds suspiciously like Slazo after slazo stops Hmmm
My boy bearger would never do this I am literally shaking and crying rn!! Edit: Thanks for the 185 likes, it's my most on yt even tho I've been here for years. Thanks guys!
Parents: We've been nice to you, but if you don't start doing your homework we'll take your electronics away, you're 4 months behind and there is nothing wrong with you and we've proved it like 70 times from every doctor in this country Child: *Furiously typing on r/insaneparents*
i remembered when i watched this while drunk as shit and saw your description: "I died shortly after watching this" i actually cried for some fucking reason. i actually fucking CRIED.
Fluff Toon and you can’t tell people to keep their opinions to themselves, if you don’t agree with someone ignore it don’t tell them to keep it to themselves
Just a word of advice: your moustache will grow back in fuller if you keep it shaved for awhile. Also, with all of that hot sauce, your next bowel movement is going to be outrageously painful.
Correction: r/entitledparents but i just drink hot sauce after every story
Same thing really
every story is a fake
Oh my god someone understands
you all have my respect
Yes! Finally! SOMEONE GETS IT!!
r/entitledparents but I slowly commit seppuku after every fake story
"You never know how big a shot glass is until you fill it with hot sauce"
Slazo 2019
ok
ok
Ok
Ok
ok
everytime you see "he/she deserves it" or "my kid has had really good grades lately" or "your to old for it anyways" 99.9% of the time its a fake story.
Elisa Castro And a random bystander just happens to be a police officer/authority figure, and Karen is DUMBFOUNDED
random standin ovations,don't forget the clapping
Or in entitled parents subreddit
@@anonomous8649 nonono the unspoken rule of reddit is : wholesome 100 keanu chungus
@William Walker They pretend to be a gender they are not or pretend to have a disability
Now your mustache is as asymmetrical as your hairline.
_perfectly balanced, as all things should be_
@Kaihaela I noticed it too. I feel like Slazo tries to be weird
The asymmetrical eyebrows really finish the look but I have to assume that was an accident
r/murderedbywords
r/unexpectedthanos
no it would be balanced if the moustache was on the other side.
A story is fake if,
It ends with a fairytale ending
They give too many details
They try to be "quirky"
"Who was cute btw"
They think their life is actually interesting and it shows in how they type
LMFAO all of the stories their are fake
Yea. All of these just seem really coincidental
so someone thinking someone looking cute is a lie? huh, didn't realize _everyone_ on the planet wasn't cute or attractive in the slightest
@@SomeGaymerNerd lol, I don't think you understand
@@SomeGaymerNerd He's not referring to that part of the video particularly
The fake ones are way too detailed, nobody writes about real events like that.
pu pu i’m bad at understanding things could you give an example?
Hot summer night, august 3rd, 1990. I'm in Chihuahua waking my pretty lobster, when a person with bright blonde hair, Brown eyes and what look like grandma hand-me-downs with a child who looks about 8 wearing a dinosaur t-shirt and sweat pants. The mother looks at me as the youngster sees the lobster and goes in to put it. Lobsters don't really like being touched, so my lobster, Hubert, quickly snaps at his hand and runs to me. The mother, outraged, screamed at me at the top of her lungs saying "how could you let my son get hurt like that!" As I simply tune it out as I silently continue walking. I hope one day there is no such person so idiotic and unresponsible as her.
Bean Boi Perfect 😂
meme Check what da Bean boi said
@@idonthaveanygoodnametouse1704 thank you so much, now i will practice on r/entitledparents to know which story is true & which is fake
oh wait
this sub is literally r/thathappened with a different name.
I know right
@Pepsi Chan they can't actually do that
Instead of everyone clapping, everyone just be satanic monsters😂
NO because this one is for ENTITLED PARENTS not NORMAL PEOPLE
Theyre just cutting out the middle man
r/ThatHappened but drink hot sauce when a post is fake
R/thatHappened but drink every time the OP 'defeats' their 'enemy'
@@alicloverz5644
r/foundthemobileuser
😬😬
Oilibhin r/ThatHappened but drink hot sauce when someone claps (one shot for every person)
So a Video about Hot Sauce?
Damn this boi ruining his intestines for 200k+ views. "It ain't much but it's honest work"
A shot of siracha won’t do shit to you at most a minor stomach ache
Cameron mcintyre r/wooosh
@tomokokurokiirl and unfortunately, your reply led to me witnessing my own horrors. 5 years ago might as well have been another dimension
@tomokokurokiirl yeah, but it's a good thing as well. At least you know you've evolved as a person lmao
Slazo: It's been a while since I made a reddit video
Emkay: posts 3+ reddit videos per day
Slazo sounds kinda like Emkay
@@meepmoop4335 wow he does
EmKay is *clearly* the superior TH-camr.
Can't see the correlation between those two.
Who's emkay?
oh no slazo
*_youre going to be drinking a lot of hot sauce_*
*You're going to have a bad time*
i dont drink that because i smell like bauch stöhn onkel bertratan (thats my name at school) yes people unsubscribed from my channel recently but i wont back down from delivering bad like dislike ratios in form of good videos and good stuff
I hate people with anime profile pics
@@AxxLAfriku O H M Y G O D Y O U ' R E B A C K
@@KrazyCouch2 megolavania turns on
"That's a bruh moment happening in my mouth."
-Big Slaz, 2019
16:40
I didn't think it was possible... But that mustache... That's true perfection...
Thanos snapped 50% of slazos mustache, this is the real reason why the avengers are gonna fight thanos one more time
donovan carrasco perfectly imbalanced?
@@shyloh666 like all things shouldn't be
@@cheesyquokka how much did it cost
Ant-man will just shrink, go up thanos’s ass and expand to kill him.
To make him snap away the other half?
Drink hot sauce when reading fake reddit stories they said.
Itll be fun they said.
Remember me when this blows up
Taltelina wíll dσ
I want to know who TF said this would be fun.
I've finally found an unordinary reader in the wild.
T Gay outside of her natural habitat
Slazo no you can’t drink 10 liters of hot sauce
yes he can. hes slazo, bitch
10.6 _quarts_
Slazauce
slazo yes
Krn Dgl no
"I don't make Reddit videos anymore"
Emkay
How DARE you compare slazo to the ABSOLUTE GOD, FATHER, HOLY SPIRIT, AND MICHAEL JACKSON OF REDDIT VIDEOS THAT IS EMKAY? Slaz could NEVER.
Slazo torturing himself for 20 minutes
edit: and *_2 seconds._*
I feel that
Liked for the edit man
you didnt have to say "edit:"
Edit: see how gay it is
@@cocconutt3955
I
Edit:See your point
Endzi124
Mhm
Edit: I was thinking the same thing.
Edit 2: They also make the edits unnecessarily low.
Slazo: "I'm keeping this channel for bigger things and emkay is for Reddit videos"
Uploads a reddit video to slazo
This is obviously a video about hot sauce
Sponsored by both hot sauce companies
"I got bored and moved on"
Stops recording and drinks some milk
Try this:
Troom Troom, but every time the prank sucks, I drink hot sauce
He’d be dead
Globglogabgalab 69 ya the joke is Troom Troom pranks suck.
You'd be in the hospital after 1 video
But he'd be just drinking hot sauce
kolax 87
Ya, he drinks hot sauce while cringing.
Me: there’s no perfect moustache-
Slazo’s moustache: *exists*
k e e p s t r o l l i n g
Hitler: Am I a joke to you?
Sirens And Railroads of Oklahoma *confused screaming*
GRGplays who’s moustache is better: slazos half caterpillar? Or Hitlers one third of a caterpillar?
*top 10 questions science still can’t answer*!
0:11
*Mustache Loading: 50%*
That profile pic is me when he had his mustache
For everyone who hates his moustache:
It's only half as bad now
We're still flying half a stache
Laughs
Cant deny that
Who knew he'd have a mustache and a beard now?
It's actually twice as bad now
Slazo: ‘what is fake’
*puts up an image of someone landing on the moon*
*conspiracy theory*
*Illuminati will like to know your location*
just liked this to a 69, that confirms the theory
Slazo : *gets bullied for making reddit videos*
"EmKay" : Some non - suspicious Reddit video making man who sounds suspiciously like Slazo after slazo stops
Hmmm
SO IT IS HIM
It has to be slazo emkay links his channel every time
HMMMMMM
He literally said he has a 2nd channel called emKay in one of his recent vids
He announced when he started using that channel on this one, it isnt a secret lmao
If everyone had to drink hot sauce everytime they found a fake r/EntitledParents story, we'd all be dead
or at least in the ER
What if you just dont read the stories then
His funeral must've been over by now.
EMKAY CAN FINALLY LIVE IN PEACE
*Phil Swift breaks through the wall* THAT'S A LOT OF HOT SAUCE
I haven't watched the video yet, I'm just assuming it's a lot of fake stories
Cue! I'm a big fan 😊
Wow is this a cross over episode or something.
It's all good though, he'll just patch up the broken wall with some flex tape on the way out
cue i love you but you read fake stories from this sub all the time babe
You should really do a collab with Emkay when you two are in the same room. :)
This man was way ahead of us
Oof
He made The channel Emkay-
Bruh moment
@@animalistic. REALLY!? 😱😱😱😱 Woooooowwww it was almost like there was some kind if joke to be missed here...
Slaz that stash has me dripping
In sweat it's scary plz stop
It's only half as scary now.
Slazo: "I'll be the one to do reddit with a face cam and not with a Nintendo song in the background"
Me: *Ermm kayyyy*
I saw this comment the SECOND he said that 💀💀💀 and I read it as he said it I'm SHOOK
Watermelons are tasty what are you talking about
@@ivyedwards2014 sameeee
🗿
Yo what’s the song at 10:10?? Please
Watch Slazo get stomach ulsers and not post for 3 weeks
He doesn't need ulcers to not post
So nothing would change?
Only read the title yet,
But that man is going to drink a lot of hot sauce.
Only a few seconds in and I'm already just expecting about 95% of this video to be a hot sauce mukbang
It was
“I didn’t realize how big a shot was until I filled it with hot sauce”
-Slazzo
Slazo*
Big daddy slaz*
Leave Slazo's caterpillar alone guys.
I've named it Jr.
I have the cleanest water, and I'm staying hydrated
“I’m gonna die today”
-Slazo 2019 after taking a hot sauce shot RIP
OPEN
YOUR
CURTAINZ
SO
WE
CAN
SEE
THE
BEAUTIFUL
VIEW
And maybee find the location of his house
Cool way to get doxxed
Not the best thing to say in a public shower
@@azerqwer5310 maybe if u spell maybe right
@@Ryan-he1eh maybe if you spell you right
*A legend says that if Slazo shave his moustache*
*_The hot sauce will become hot milk instead_*
Spicy molk
But he will then fall asloop
naw it will become hot clean water
damn michael really did save himself with that whole Emkay thing, he has some 6th sense
Slazo:
Killer Queen: "Touches the hot sauce"
r/unexpectedjojo
Michael, Killer Queen has already touched that hot sauce....
Is
Killer queen, daisan no bakkudan. BITES ZA DUSTO
My boy bearger would never do this I am literally shaking and crying rn!!
Edit: Thanks for the 185 likes, it's my most on yt even tho I've been here for years. Thanks guys!
It's an alternate universe, anything is possible
Yo what’s the song at 10:10?? Please
its bearger you swine!
Ikr wtf that footage was bs
@@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal no, it was real, duh! It was clearly actually bearger
First story be like: and then everyone clapped
Frick Pewdiepie vs T series, nah I’m all about that Slazo vs EmKay life
*_PERFECTLY BALANCED, AS ALL THINGS SHOULD BE_*
*L A N G U A G E*
*I'M GONNA GET YOU BANNED!*
who do you think you are
NOT ON MY CHRISTIAN SERVER FAM, NOT TODAY
r/glitchinthematrix but whenever a post is unfunny take a shot of marmite
Ow my kidneys
But that would mean he wouldn't even drink the Marmite XD
How do u drink marmite 😂😂
@grace_mx it really isn't you just aren't supposed to have heaps on one slice of toast
I'm not an Aussie, but even I can understand how to take shots of marmite.
It really isn't that hard to understand how to take shots of marmite /:
Parents: We've been nice to you, but if you don't start doing your homework we'll take your electronics away, you're 4 months behind and there is nothing wrong with you and we've proved it like 70 times from every doctor in this country
Child: *Furiously typing on r/insaneparents*
that's not really the majority of the subreddit though, most of the people there just have shitty parents
@@wowzabubby4872 Yeah but you gotta shine light on the not insane ones
EM = Entitled Michael complaining about his time being wasted for longer than the time that was wasted
“Not with some *nintendo song* in the background”
*throwin shade to gio I see*
he shouldn’t make fun of himself like that
Ya know he has a second channel with Nintendo music
Y’all know the name of the flute song at like 10:10
@@sprite8666 Despacito
Dream Salad u will kill myself
“That’s a bruh moment happening in my mouth right now.”
-Slazo, 2019
Yeeted in jail
YEETED in jail
*YEETED* in jail
Is nobody going to talk about that?
Are you a therapist?
Yeah, let’s talk. I disagree with the use of Yeeted, it should have been Yote or Yat
Unfortunately they do I work with a kid that uses yeet in sentences
I like how he stops questioning and just drinks the sauce
i remembered when i watched this while drunk as shit and saw your description: "I died shortly after watching this"
i actually cried for some fucking reason. i actually fucking CRIED.
Slazo and hot sauce go together like peanuts and a kid with peanut allergies.
Daniel Sambar bUT thoSE DonT GO TogeThER.
those go well together???
Or an anti vaccine group with any social media site in 2019 :D
@@snail2426 HAH! *slaps knee* CLASSIC!
Jk Rowling: Peanuts and kids with peanut allergies actually have a intense gay sexual relationship.
Literally no-one: ...
Slazo: I'm gonna drink hot sauce
Slazo: Please don't make me drink it
Slazo: Okay I'll drink it
"Me=me wow thank you for that"
*on the shelf behind: ME*
*M E*
M E
[\√| €
r/thathappened: Im the sub reddit were you put stories of people lying
r/entitledparents: _"Well yes, but actually no"_
Hi Radian xD
Nah r/thathappened is totally true stories
Kwite alt?
I think it's the first time I see Slazo visibly uncomfortable
u blind or somethin?
@@jenn7893 he always has his "hey guys :)" face, this time he almost died
Hey wow I really enjoyed this video of *Slazo giving himself a stomach ulcer for twenty minutes and two seconds*
I see Slazo, you're preparing for the time when you'll be a Hot Ones guest.
the irony in your name...
With this moustache he would be hotter than the wings
I see you on t2m discord
I see you everywhere
Woah! It’d be really cool if he said that in the video! He totally should have.
From now on EmKey is nolonger The best redit reading south of the equator.
You mean who doesn't exist
Reddit*
that half moustache was the biggest power move humanity has ever seen
Every time Slazo refuses to shave his moustache, a TH-cam video gets demonitized.
Lol, demonized. They suddenly become possessed!
@@DS-vy8um i didnt even notice that lol
@@DS-vy8um that's... Not what that means
@@topichu970 The person spelled demonitized wrong, so they made a joke about it. Then again, I probably spelt it wrong too.
@@adventurerisrad demonized means "Portrayed as evil"
"i didn't realise how big a shot was until i poured hot sauce into it."
*-Michael Macaroni*
Entitled parents be like, give me your kidney, NOW!
I love how slazo is saying that he is emkay, he's obviously not
@@mainmenu32 o'k g'o'o'd t'h'a't s'o'u'n'd's e'p'i'c
l̞̼̭͚̟̹̰͖̜͒̅ó̢̦̱̹̹̣͈͔͇ͪ̾ͮ̿͘ľ̠̪͖ͤͬ̈́ͮ̆̓
"It's been a while hasn't it?"
Uhhhhh... *Checks channel that definitely isn't slazo with a different name and released a video 2 days ago*
Okay...
What was the channel called
@@goatbonnie usually people joke about these channels but the channel name is EmKay
Ur profile pic is awesome
the subreddit is basically self insert fanfics
Yep
Easy to tell if it's fake when they go over the top with loaded language.
Also, that furry one was downright embarrassing.
@your resident cringy 12 year old he probably isn't it but I am
Fluff Toon “HE PROBABLY ISNT” he has a furry pfp and he’s called Autumn the Border Collie..
Fluff Toon freedom of speech, gotta love it
Fluff Toon and you can’t tell people to keep their opinions to themselves, if you don’t agree with someone ignore it don’t tell them to keep it to themselves
C001M4N Gaming Freedom of Speech!
lowkey this is one of the funniest videos you've uploaded 10/10 your pain was worth it
slavo's stache be looking like it dont feel so good.
Someone should create a gofundme for Slazo's medical bills/funeral after this 😂😂
He doesn't live in the U.S so healthcare is actually afford.
The battery in your letter 'M' is going flat!
And stay off the 'sauce'!
Ah thats scarry
Slazo: Mkay is purely my side channel
Also Slazo: doesnt upload for months (Due to some very good reasons)
Also also Slazo: continuous uploads to Mkay
"Hey mom, can you call the cops for me? I'm kind of in a pickle right now."
Monika?
weeb lol
Ur Mom no u
So today, a car jumped my cat.And because of that, I threw it. Then everyone clapped and I became the most popular person in the neighborhood!
👏
Great!
P.s. the sheriff was kinda cute
Hah I live in Michigan and I know what this person is talking about in the second story
Unless......
yeah, its fake
i wanna move to detroit when i’m older ,everyone seems so sound
SlimShady 72 cool
Sodium Chloride thank you lol
I grew up in grand rapids, and, lemme tell you-
@@PenisDestroyer-de2iz Fuckers stole Detroit
Just add **It's a hot one!** at the end of the title of this video for a boost in views to make up for the pain and suffering it'll be worth it
Oletko Somalialainen.
Hate Is Love miksi kysyt suomeksi olenko Somalialainen, haha
Im like...94% sure slazo was drinking during the making of this video.
No. no, i do not mean the hot sauce
You mean drinking milk? Yeah, he probably did have to in between shots to stop his mouth from burning.
Wtf are you.
Slazo: "idk how hot it is"
well you got it at *kohls* so how hot can it be?
This is either "coals" or "cold" I guess
It’s “coles”
Wow didn’t you collab with Emkay when he did r/entitledparents
I don't think they'd get along well...
They do not even know each other.
Well I'm disappointed
Good to see emkay has released slazo from his dungeon
The commitment to half moustache is underappreciated 💜
Entitled parents: I’m right!
Me: Emkay.
How come he has a full moustache 16:07 he didn't shave in the alternate universe
Nice catch
@Daniel Gaebel it's almost as if that's the joke I was making ;)
@Daniel Gaebel aw dude I thought you wouldn't feel it that hard if I didn't just write "r/wooosh"
The art of finding fake entitledparents stories is like finding a counterfeit painting in animal crossing
The hot sauce made slazo cranky. I love it.
I saw half of those on r/ThatHappened
... Before I realized that r/ThatHappened is just as unenjoyable.
Alternate title: Slazo drinks hot sauce for approximately 20 minutes.
_ahh that’s hot, that’s hot_
When you make a second channel and it does better than the first.
don’t mind me just doing some shenanigans with needles.
“If you don’t like the furries, go away please”
Slazo: >leaves room
Love your new stache, mate. The asymmetry is epic
I love how slazo shaved half of his moustache to trigger 100 people
voice of reason, glad to know I'm not the only one who thinks 90% of these are fake!
I think you are giving r/EP 10% too much credit
Just a word of advice: your moustache will grow back in fuller if you keep it shaved for awhile.
Also, with all of that hot sauce, your next bowel movement is going to be outrageously painful.
I come back sometimes. I miss him.
Any news on him?
You stealing from EmKay now?
*Slazo has hit a new low*
Woah let’s mass report slazo he can’t steal from other people >:(
Let's bond together to stop slazo from copying emkay
Someone commented that 7 minutes before you :/
Such a douchy move, can't believe he did this! >:c
How COULD HE???? >:O