@@User-gj5de Translation to american: "As a moose man, I can tell you that we absolutely positootly glue a water bottle to them maple syrup plants. It's so dadgum better than one o them taps!
Ok the beauty sponge/condom one just made me so angry. Like the point is that it's a spongy surface to pad in the makeup properly. AND even BEFORE she put on the condom, she was WIPING it on her face, instead of patting in all over like you're supposed to. Grrrrrr
@@BidiguiloChefao Damn invite me over my dude, I live in Germany whose mandatory medical insurance system most 'muricans would already label socialist, and even I'd need to dish out a lot of cash to be able to implement condoms into my friggin morning routine
Plus putting a condom on the sponge types kinda defeats the purpose. The reason the sponges get dirty is because they absorb some of the product when you apply it to have a more even, natural looking application to your skin. Preventing the product from soaking into the beauty blender just makes it so the product can't do its job.
Of course silicone beauty blenders are garbage and just do not apply makeup well, and putting a condom on a beauty blender would have the same effect. A huge part of the reason sponges are so great for applying foundation is that they leave a "texture" behind that makes the makeup blend in better and look more natural. Silicone blenders can't do that. They just slop it on and spread it around, and at that rate you might as well just use your (clean) hands and fingers.
Even better, not get sucked into paying a premium for the privilege of giving free advertising to big faceless multinational corporations! Seriously, if you are going pay to be a billboard, at least advertise your favorite web-comic or ... idunno ... youtuber?
@@vikiai4241 whats so different from advertising your favorite youtuber than advertising your favorite clothing line? My guess is the only difference is that you dont care about clothes.
@@lobsters12111 the difference is mostly in the content of what youre wearing.using merch for TH-camrs or webcomics or cartoons just says that you enjoy the content of something else.using a brand says nothing apart from "i have money"
Slazo, slazo, listen. Of course you don't understand these life hacks. You obviously need to have an IQ of 300 million or above. You haven't been watching enough Rick and Morty.
7:03 Look I'm no expert on makeup stuffs but I'm pretty sure the texture of the foam (or whatever it's made of) was created specifically to function properly on skin.. no sure what dabbing it with an entirely different material will do.
Top 3 facts you didn’t know about slazo: 1: He goes outside! 2: He eats pizza with a fork! (Like a true man would) 3: He is a DIY master with plastic wrap!
@@dartsmod2586 *i'm a female and i m soooo offended omg how could you *feminizm intensifies* * seriously i'm not offended at all just had to clearify that i'm a sis not a bro hahah
Guys, your forgetting something very important hear. What are your comparisons worth if the whistle isn't wrapped in plastic. Mine is, it keeps it clean as a plastic wrapped whistle.
That's what I thought, then they plopped it on a mattress of ketchup and they lost me again. Like, dafa? It doesn't looks like blood, those 3 ingredients dont go together, the olive is only barely looking the part. What is happening?
So I wondered how tall he was, having no legs and all, and I compared his height to the water bottle in the Watermelon? he was drinking out of, and I think he's 5 foot 7. (Slazo if you're reading this and I know you are because you deleted the comments I made about you, like Pewdiepie, not having legs, shut up; you did that to Gru too.)
The string zipper one is actually good. If you're using a really thigh dress, zipping halfway and putting it on if not useful due to the curves of your body.
5:53 if that works it's actually a brilliant idea used poorly. Why not show that you can add any custom decal you want to a shirt? That's way more useful than an obviously fake brand logo.
It indeed works, however an iron is not very reliable. It may end up peeling off after awhile. To avoid this problem, though, you can use a heat press to put decals onto shirts. Then it works perfectly fine.
8:40 I’d wrap my house in bubble rap so whenever I walk I hear the noice of air pockets piping Beneath my giant like feet compared to the small area of the bubbles so I can always feel like I am superior to anyone and everything with every single pop getting more and more addicting until I start walking around my house instead of being a couch potato
Wow slazo! Congrats on your sponsor by Vincero! I will deffinitely use your code Slazo to get a great deal on some fancy watches. Thanks papa, you get this bread
As a Canadian, I can confirm that we hot glue the top of a water bottle to the trees for sap. It is so much more efficient than a spile.
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU WRITE IN AMERICAN
@@User-gj5de Translation to american: "As a moose man, I can tell you that we absolutely positootly glue a water bottle to them maple syrup plants. It's so dadgum better than one o them taps!
Thanks
I live in NY, which is close to canada. We can make maple syrup and we put water bottle tops on trees, too.
Agreed.
*wraps plastic in plastic* Now the plastic won't get dirty *infinite plastic wraps*
Iq 1000000000
You deserve a medal
Light pink is your color
Ikr
HE LOOKS SO CUTE I CANT
It's Tsuki brand by Felix and Marzia :)
me that’s why it looked familiar
It really is isnt it
“suckle from the teet of the water tank”
Suckle from the teet of mt water tank
“Suckle from the teet of the tit”
@@dutchdemon9997 tit tat tatter tot
@@emmataylor1758 tuckle trom the tit tof the tater telon
Daddy slaz looks so soft in that hoodie
I legit thought the same thing that entire vid :o
🔫òwó talk about slazo in hood hood i will do the shoot shoot
Sage Markham why would you take out the best part?
Low-key wanna hug him.
8:45
if only nature had a way to conserve the inside of an egg
JohnnyStyle300 they’re making a poached egg. Atleast I think that’s the idea
A Sesameseed you’re right they just suck at it
Psh, acting like nature knows shit lmao, since when amiright?
if only they had a hard protective...I dunno, shell?
"Suckle the tit of the water tank" Probably the best slazo quote of December so far.
@Lauren Perfetto Come on, Lauren. Now you're splitting hairs.
DiWhy isn’t your name Michael Macaroni yet
Most of these life hacks boil down to “ITS CALLED A GROCERY STORE KAREN”
Karen can't go to the grocery store right now. She won't wear a mask so they won't let her in. 😨👍
That hoodie gives me life
He looks so soft
its from pewdiepies clothing
I want it where can I find it 😭
Search for Tsuki Merch or visit PewDiePie's channel
Dont forget to subscribe
Wait, I haven't noticed it 'till I read your comment, but now I do, and that's Tsuki! It's PewFiePie and Marzia's clothing line!
*_just suckle from the teet of the water tank_*
*teat but yea it's funny
The cleanest water.
@@dexa6623 not at all : you must drink it from nothing, creating the molecules in your louth, or else...
@@fleefie Look, I'm just a simple Australian Boi. The best water I've seen in person was a puddle in the desert on the way to school.
*sister colby* I saw the video too.
I thought the thumbnail was Jonesy from Fortnite
Lol
jonesy is love jonesy is life
Same my *n-word*
He is called craig
What are you doing here ? Go back to your room and continue making memes I need my deadly dose of memes
i just got to say u look hella good in pink
squishy. He’s becoming imallexx
that's slightly gay bud
I know right? Boys look so good in pastel pink, honestly. I think it even fits them better than girls.
For the last time, the rats name is not ratatouille it's frankenstein's monster.
It's Ratatouille's monster!
Actually it's pronounced niff
You two stop it. This is a joke chain. I know you mean well but say something stupid and ironic so we can laugh at it.
@ExSt0ryTeller Or you could say Frankenstein Junior. Franken Jr.
The kiwi banana legitimately scares tf out of me.
Its summer, why are you wearing a hoodie?
Cause in the future you wear hoodies?
Hi Gio!
Suffer for fashion
Because f
GioFilms it's December
8:45 I thought this was still slazo mocking the plastic wrap thing lmao
Especially because that would be actually fucking toxic because you’re boiling plastic wrap
@@ultimatedarkrai255 yuup
Also isn't that like toxic and shit. Plus those are just poached eggs, he just made toxic poached eggs, good job!
Ok the beauty sponge/condom one just made me so angry. Like the point is that it's a spongy surface to pad in the makeup properly. AND even BEFORE she put on the condom, she was WIPING it on her face, instead of patting in all over like you're supposed to. Grrrrrr
Jesus, if shes that concerned with keeping it clean, why not just get a silisponge or just use her fingers?
Not to mention just buying new sponges once in a while is much cheaper than condoms. Also now there's lube on your face. Nice.
Dosendumbledore condoms are free in pharmacy stores and you can ask for condoms without lube, atleast thats how it is here on my country.
also.. pretty sure condoms are more expensive than a piece of sponge. So is not even cost effective..
@@BidiguiloChefao Damn invite me over my dude, I live in Germany whose mandatory medical insurance system most 'muricans would already label socialist, and even I'd need to dish out a lot of cash to be able to implement condoms into my friggin morning routine
The funniest part of the condom on a beauty blender hack is that you can buy silicone beauty blenders for a dollar pretty easily
Plus putting a condom on the sponge types kinda defeats the purpose. The reason the sponges get dirty is because they absorb some of the product when you apply it to have a more even, natural looking application to your skin. Preventing the product from soaking into the beauty blender just makes it so the product can't do its job.
Of course silicone beauty blenders are garbage and just do not apply makeup well, and putting a condom on a beauty blender would have the same effect. A huge part of the reason sponges are so great for applying foundation is that they leave a "texture" behind that makes the makeup blend in better and look more natural. Silicone blenders can't do that. They just slop it on and spread it around, and at that rate you might as well just use your (clean) hands and fingers.
Gata Andersen not everyone who uses a condom is a whore.
FOR THE LAST TIME, ITS RATATOUILLE'S MONSTER!!!!!!!
Shmuby no, his name is marcell toing
UltraLord no his name is bart
You people really are uncultured. His name is darude sandstorm
You didn't wrap your toothbrush in a condom.
but you could
cuz that is the life hack
He also didn't wrap his bedsheets smh
@@andrewgust-anderson5612 he didn’t wrap his house and town
ok but your hoodie is super adorable
Your ralsei pfp is wonderful in this scenario
Its tsuki line by marzia
No homo tho
@@sreehari1630 *and pewds. They did it together
its $108 dollars and sold out here tsuki.market/collections/why-are-you-sad/products/grumpy-sun-oversized-hoodie
Slazo NOT wearing a shirt during the video? What has this world come to????
J-D Thunder we will allow it as he is wearing pewds merch.
@@angogobloggian7702 wearing tsuki merch*
It isn't pewds merch as he said himself
I'm more surprised with the choice of colour. I mean it is a delightful shade of pink but I don't really see it fitting this dude.
@@An_Axident its pewds and marzias clothing line
Flexing that tsuki
DIWhy do good girls like bad guys?
I’ve had this question for a really long time
LeahDell _04 I've been a bad boy
Ruined
oi, some good girls like bad girls >;))
Jalen TheNonWeeboo
And I need to see
WHY DO ALL THES GOOD GIRLS KEEP COMIN AFTER MI
BIG SLAZ FINALLY CHANGED HIS SWEATER BOIIIS
APPARENTLY NOT HIS PANTS BUT NO BIGGIES , THEY'RE PRETTY NEAT
@@alex-tm3kl FOR REAL
Looks like tsuki, pewdipies clothing brand
0:31
*THEY DID SURGERY ON AN ORANGE I'M DONE*
Sorry man but the meme is dead
They did surgery on an orange. They did surgery on an ORANGE! They did SSURGERY on an orange? THEYDIDSURGERYONANORANGE!!!
Yes, I am Canadian and I can confirm that this is how we get maple syrup from trees
WRITE English I can't understand your foreign language
User 1890774 Man from moose country puts water bottle on a maple tree to get sweet yellow glue to pour all over pancake (I made up the pancake part).
DiWhy are we still here, just to suffer?
*_And then I fricked it_*
*_-every night, I can feel my leg-_*
Okay @readytoglare
Im gonna need some sauce on that profile picture
You said it, to suffer
5:35 or you could just buy some heat transfer paper, that literally does that for you...
just better
Exactly!
Even better, not get sucked into paying a premium for the privilege of giving free advertising to big faceless multinational corporations!
Seriously, if you are going pay to be a billboard, at least advertise your favorite web-comic or ... idunno ... youtuber?
@@vikiai4241 whats so different from advertising your favorite youtuber than advertising your favorite clothing line? My guess is the only difference is that you dont care about clothes.
_PINGU_
@@lobsters12111 the difference is mostly in the content of what youre wearing.using merch for TH-camrs or webcomics or cartoons just says that you enjoy the content of something else.using a brand says nothing apart from "i have money"
"Your cat's a tiger, that's not legal!" Oh boy, I came here after watching Tiger King lol
ok not gonna lie the zipper one seemed pretty helpful. if it’s a tight dress you can’t just pull the zipper up beforehand because then it won’t fit.
panakin skywalker omg your pfp is andrew
@@isabellee4127 yours too 👀👌
... if u can't reach the zipper... how are u gonna reach the string... that's hanging from the zipper...
@@harlandspringer303 dis you watch the video? You make sure the string stays on your shoulder.
I would not like to keep replacing a string on a zipper everyday I use it
Slazo, slazo, listen. Of course you don't understand these life hacks. You obviously need to have an IQ of 300 million or above. You haven't been watching enough Rick and Morty.
*Richard and Mortimer
@@sirimalmstrom6286 so Richard shortens to both Rick and Dick?
Hm
500 million IQ ppl fight
i don't think we should let him see the DIY time machines
What's a ricks and a morta
My stomach turned when I saw the sauce on the coffee cup
Time stamp?
DiWhy did Susan take the kids?
Come back plz
Because you don't drink sprite cranberry.
@@ciscokid3430 yes,yes indeed
@@shanf1639 see, you get it. Susan wont snatch YOUR kids.
Because you hit and she missed
I think slazo killed off an entire marine species with this video
7:03
Look I'm no expert on makeup stuffs but I'm pretty sure the texture of the foam (or whatever it's made of) was created specifically to function properly on skin.. no sure what dabbing it with an entirely different material will do.
I need a shirt that says "suckle from the teet of a water tank" now.
It’s weird seeing you in daylight for a whole video.
I love how he went through the effort of clingfilming his entire bed for the sake of a meme in the video, dedication at its finest 👍
Beanz Man He just put the film (I think that’s what it’s called), on top of the pillows and blanket, you can see he didn’t cover the whole thing.
Top 3 facts you didn’t know about slazo:
1: He goes outside!
2: He eats pizza with a fork! (Like a true man would)
3: He is a DIY master with plastic wrap!
Why do all of these DIY hacks need a glue gun?
To shoot people
because they didn't realize that people who are too broke to buy a $0.75 tooth brush dont have $20 to spend on a glue gun
It is the way of the life hack
Dude why are you frickin everywhere?
To skrrt and hit the dab like wiz khalifa
*_beep beep jailtime_*
7:28 DiWhy did he eat pizza with a fork? Lmao
What else would you eat it with? A fucking spoon?
DiWhy does the thumbnail look like fortnite deafult skin.
Bro It does
@@dartsmod2586 *i'm a female and i m soooo offended omg how could you *feminizm intensifies* * seriously i'm not offended at all just had to clearify that i'm a sis not a bro hahah
IDK bro I call everyone vro
@@dartsmod2586 np bro
*SLAZO IS A REAL LIFE DEFAULT CONFIRMED!*
Actually bought a Vincero watch. It's great
Slazo but on a different account
Only an uncultured thug would look down on the rare beauty and elegant delicacy of an Egg Eye salad avec l'olive
You can fill up that orange with gunpowder after you juice it and it turns into a bomb
You can fill almost anything up with gunpowder and it becomes a bomb.
The thing he said about Canadians getting sap from trees with the water bottle...
It’s true. I use it all the time.
Chug! Chug! Chug!
FAKE! If you truly were Canadian you would know we simply bite into the tree full force to get the sap!
Nah, we just eat the whole tree.
I wrap my water into plastic wrap.Keeps it clean as a whistle
Well, if you want to go into a GENIUS level you better wrap that oxygen. Keeps it clean as a whistle.
Why not both? Plastic and Oxygen.Clean as a whistle.
Well I recommend to wrap your sanity. I do. Keeps it clean as a whistle.
Guys, your forgetting something very important hear. What are your comparisons worth if the whistle isn't wrapped in plastic. Mine is, it keeps it clean as a plastic wrapped whistle.
+FunnyName but is your whistle wrapped in plastic wrap? keeps it clean as a- oh....
7:51 "Mom said it's my turn on the xbox"
10:00 was supposed to be an eye I guess
That's what I thought, then they plopped it on a mattress of ketchup and they lost me again. Like, dafa? It doesn't looks like blood, those 3 ingredients dont go together, the olive is only barely looking the part. What is happening?
Yes
Oof
Lyoia you're first uwu
Yes?
Damit 2
Lyoia grats on 1st
DiWhy my dad still isn't coming home after going to shop for some milk 16 years ago
I don't know
Well then get a daddy instead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Took a wrong turn.
@@Trash-bd1cb I already have one 😎
Looks like ur the dad now, time to go get the mILk
DIWanna sprite cranberry??
tutut sj yes pls
tutut sj yea I’m thirsty
i smell dead meme
Yes.
i'll take your entire stock
Micheal Macaroni went outside again!
I think the olive on egg on ketchup thing is supposed to look like an eyeball or something
That's what I thought but it's not good at all
it is supposed to be an eye but i wouldnt eat that
It’s still terrible
I honestly thought it was supposed to be a joke.
**Ahem** , you misspelled *T O M A T O S A U C E*
Me: This is a good video
Slazo: [eats pizza with fork]
Me: ..Now listen here, you little-
Hands exist for this reason
2:07 That's some clean water...
...melon
N
dude that's a coconut
2:24 reminds me of that episode of Flapjack when they had to hug trees to get maple syrup so Flapjack could eat his pancakes
Ohhh I forgot about that one!
Jeez that show feels like a fever dream
Wouldn't it be cannibalism for Flapjack to eat pancakes?
Gotta say dude I’ve only seen your videos improve over time and your skits are really funny! Please keep it up I love watching these
Slazo the lighting in this video is beautiful 👌🏼
Pewdiepie´s hoodie...Hes doing his Part
I was gonna like this comment, but it has 69 likes so I couldn't ruin it
h
8:08 oh boy you were early with the face protection tactics
So I just need to put a *bottle of water* inside of a *watermelon* to become the most intelligent human of the earth !?
*_OK CHALLENGE ACCEPTED_*
Bros, i legit thought that boiling egg in plastic is still part of slazo'z skit lmao 🤣
Same lol
me too
I just posted this exact same thing omg LOL
guys thats a poached egg, and actually a really useful and easy way of making good poached eggs.
Yo me too he fucked my mind with that
2:06 good Joke because you dont exercise! Hahah
Love the hoodie Slazo! Thats from Pewdiepie's clothing brand Tsuki right? Nice!!
I was looking for a comment about this!
The tsuki sweater?, good man
also keep up the good work
Allpro Ballista he is a true 9 year old
Allpro Ballista was looking for this comment
The rats name is Remy.
NOT RATATOUILLE THATS WHAT HE MAKES!
Gosh Micheal get it right.
*IT's NoT RATAtouILLe It'S RAtAtOuiLLE's MonsTEr*
@@anushamanjunath6459 names are subjective and that's how my littl cousin's name is spelt. Besides it was a JOKE
@@callumhope3062 lmao ur parents cant spell whats your name? Michealle??
@@pingusmingus lmao you can't read I said cousins. Names are subjective
no its ratatoing
Slazo your tall af
How tall is he
@@brandonfoley7519 7"6
So I wondered how tall he was, having no legs and all, and I compared his height to the water bottle in the Watermelon? he was drinking out of, and I think he's 5 foot 7. (Slazo if you're reading this and I know you are because you deleted the comments I made about you, like Pewdiepie, not having legs, shut up; you did that to Gru too.)
*u’re
*re’your
The string zipper one is actually good. If you're using a really thigh dress, zipping halfway and putting it on if not useful due to the curves of your body.
Epic life hack: can’t afford Adidas? Create a fake knockoff by ironing a sticker to your shirt.
5:53 if that works it's actually a brilliant idea used poorly. Why not show that you can add any custom decal you want to a shirt? That's way more useful than an obviously fake brand logo.
It indeed works, however an iron is not very reliable. It may end up peeling off after awhile. To avoid this problem, though, you can use a heat press to put decals onto shirts. Then it works perfectly fine.
Your hoodie matches your lips and I'm a little spooked
Didn't you know Felix and Marzia actually based the color of the Tsuki sweater on Michael's lips?
I’m just concerned on why you’re looking at his lips
6:55 when you lost all of your pride
Nice tsuki hoodie, Slazo.
Mallorie Louann tsuki*
It's👏a👏clothing👏line,👏not👏merch!👏
Gosh sorry. Is that better?😂
@@mallorielouann546 It still says Tuski lmao
@@mox391 wow. Well I fixed it.
"Suckle from the teet of the water tank"...goal for 2019
This channel is improving fast.
Obviously we are proud of you.
Mmmmm debatable
why is the video up side down
because you are in australia
Benjamslikestrains slazo is in Australia
It's not upside down it's just black, I can't see anything
Oh wait I'm blind lmao
maya yaser with his ass
maya yaser whoosh
Imagine being THAT australian calling ketchup tomato sauce
It is Tomato Sauce. 🤨 The fuck kind of hippy bullshit is ketchup?
@@rachelcatleyquinn9520 Well like, that's the name-
@@dx.feelgood5825 No it isn't. 🧐
error_707_Cannot_ delete_ ex-fucking-scuse me Mr Saeyoung Choi. It's a SAUCE (dip?) made of TOMATOES therefore it is tomato sauce.
Not all tomato sauce is ketchup.
All ketchup is tomato sauce and delicious.
Lol I love these videos me and my brothers watch every one. They are great entertainment and so funny. Pleas keep these going. Thanks for the content
you look wonderful in that hoodie, really matches your eyes!
I agree...
LUXEMBOURG!
(But I do agree lol it made Slazo look all pastel which is pretty cool)
Creep
Pink eyes from illegal substances
Matches??? At you sure??? His eyes aren't pink.
@@Artistimistic yesh huh.
Pants too short but don’t have a washing machine?
_Boil them in a pot for 5 minutes and you’re good to go!_
I disliked this and there’s nothing you can do about it
Boil me in a pot for five minutes
@@nathan8465 ok
Why are u in every video? Frick off mate
@@Vincent-tb3os yes i can dislike u
DiWhy doesn't my mom love me
DIWhy can’t I get a gf
okay but u look so fluffy with that pink sweater like are u BEGGING to be cuddled???????????????
What the fuck
He is
tf
@@kaiserwilhelmii1827 SHUTSJEJEIIEI I HAD JUST WOKEN UP AND I WAS BARELY AWAKE STOP CLOWNING ME
I thought the egg and ketchup one was Slazo taking the piss but....guess not
8:40 I’d wrap my house in bubble rap so whenever I walk I hear the noice of air pockets piping Beneath my giant like feet compared to the small area of the bubbles so I can always feel like I am superior to anyone and everything with every single pop getting more and more addicting until I start walking around my house instead of being a couch potato
Vsauce blessed them with very high iq
I would personally thank him
Yo Michael you look hella good in pastel pink,,,, just saying. #nohomo
@@MacySaxon-Aliifaalogo I'm joking with the no homo part but what's creepy (or semi-creepy) with complimenting someone on their looks?
Eat Your Butterfly Soup it's pewdiepie merch lol
DIY= do it yourself
DIWhy= do it but why?
Diwhynot?
KILLER BEAN!
Wow slazo! Congrats on your sponsor by Vincero! I will deffinitely use your code Slazo to get a great deal on some fancy watches. Thanks papa, you get this bread
DIY did my wife leave me
DI_WHY SHE TOOK THE KIDS
DiWhy hasn’t my dad came back with the milk yet..
Cause you look like that
9:18 before you shit on that one thats actually kind of a really easy way to make poached eggs. That ones pretty damn useful
Wow standing up _and_ wearing a different shirt
9:32 Jeez I tought that YOU did that for parodizing the earlier one. Than I find out that That was a gourmet food.
Sebastian Barzaghi I think it's meant to be an eyeball in half with blood every where
duDE SAME I THOUGHT THAT WAS SLAZO DOING IT AS A JOKE
11:51 Here comes the next evolution of the Large McDonald's Coffee Cup meme
Diwhy don't my parents accept me?
3:34 that is some intense cowbell action
Love that you’re adding sketches to your videos man
Loving that tsuki hoodie.