@@leechurchill1965 actually we call it I can't stand up straight for long enough to make quite a substantial meal but I'm kind of hungry so here's a ham and cheese sandwich
My favourite quotes from him when he was commentating: “The stopwatch has stopped. It’s up to God and the referee now. The referee is Pat Horan. God is God” “Teddy McCarthy passes to Mick McCarthy, no relation. Mick McCarthy back to Teddy McCarthy. Still no relation” This man is an Irish treasure
in another interview of his he says the word "final". he says it as youd expect a VERY graceful king to say it. irish has a great "speaking melody". they draw out words.
“Seán Óg Ó hAilpín: his father’s from Fermanagh, his mother’s from Fiji. Neither a hurling stronghold.” One of his many priceless lines. RIP. you will be missed.
What you’ll need: Brown bread, WHOLEMEAL Butter or flora, whatever one is available. Plenty of ham that is boiled at home. Cupla tomato Lettuce ( grown locally) Combine ingredients, and divide into two equal halves and make sure there is plenty of green to be seen. Enjoy
Also, thanks for the tip about stopping cutting when you hit the surface the sandwich is placed on - my tables will no longer suffer massive damage as I force blunt cutlery into them for hours.
"I don't like the modern idea of making two triangles out of it. Bread was never meant to be triangular." Those are words from a man who fought in both world wars.
Most of the bread eating cultures have circular or oval shaped bread, not square or triangle. If you see a slice of baguette, it’s an oval form. If you look at German bread, it’s circular. Hungarian bread: circular. Flatbreads from around the world: circular.
This is one of the best things I have ever watched in my life, it makes me so happy. There's nothing not to love about this. The Gaelic, the happy-go-lucky 'take whatever spread you first lay eyes on in the fridge', contrasted with the careful football tactics actually used to spread it; the rejection of "the modern triangular cut"; cutting one cherry tomato in half and then slicing one-sixth out of one half for no reason; arranging the lettuce leaves to remind himself of a boyhood spent in the lush and verdant Irish countryside; the gentle affableness of it all - a man truly in love with his country, simplicity and the goodness of the earth; all of those peaceful qualities somehow radiating in the act of making a fucking sandwich. I'd die for him and his happiness, I know I would. And I'm Welsh. What a legend.
Agreed. It sent me around TH-cam for his other work and I now know a bit about Gaelic football; I'll be looking out for Mayo to one day breaking the curse!
I can handle being lied to about the shape of the earth...I can handle being deceived by the government ....I'm even ok being lied to by friends and family.....but I will be damned if some one misleads me on the proper way to hhmake a hhham sandwich .
Cupla means "few of" in Irish... its funny how even when speaking English we can use cupla and it just sounds like we're saying 'couple of' because of the accent
I don't know why, but this is one of my favorite videos on youtube. It basically is a man making a very ordinary, not so special sandwich and who says things such as ''Bread was never meant to be triangle'' without justifiying it, yet it is sooooooo satisfying to watch haha.
@gomer 1993 Whisky is Scottish. Whiskey with an E is Irish or from any other part of the world.
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@@STKS1991 they came from the same word: Uisce Which is an Irish word.. How do you think whiskey came to Scotland? Irish monks brought it with them and called it Uisce Beatha = Water of life. They used it to help convert people to Christianity and for other ceremonies
@ Whisky did not come from Ireland, it originated from the middle east. the origin on the Gaelic word is irrelevant to the words we use today, with Whisky being the internationally recognised spelling of Scotch.
Right. I just waited for the 2nd Tomato to fall..... sadly it didnt... :/ Maybe they used some glue? Anyway. THIS destroyed the whole ASMR effect for me! That damn tomato....
"I don't like the modern idea of making two triangles out of it. Bread was never meant to be triangular." Ah yes, because bread straight off the vine is always a perfect square.
I've seen folk argue that this is such a basic sandwich, but they have absolutely no idea how good all food produce from ireland really is. I pity them really. 😂
may be a basic ass sandwich, but the way he describes what he’s doing and why, especially with that amazing soft voice, is perfect and makes the sandwich 100x better.
Bhí sé ag cáint as Gaeilge. 'Cúpla ceann' in Irish literally translates as 'A couple of heads' but we use the word 'ceann' quite liberally and in lots of idiomatic contexts. So really all he was saying was 'A couple of them'.
@Tortoise Thanks, but I was specifically wondering if he made other food. There was another video posted where you had the above video, and then after that ends, he makes a bagel.
@@kiranpatel6521 OK sure, but my point is the cherry tomatoes are too small and can easily fall out. A thin slice of a roma tomato would be better, no?
Every so often I remember this and have to watch it again and be completely transfixed. The way he says wholemeal like it's got a space in it... whole meal, the references to a football field as a metaphor for the sandwich, the random bits of irish just thrown in for spice, the absolutely shocking way he slices the tomatoes, the bit at the end where he suddenly just gets weirdly specific and vaguely concerning about bread slicing orientation (something about "bread was never meant to be triangular" really just.... worries me), his hope that the tradition of "ham salad sandwich" will live on forever. I think this is top 10 "really normal videos that come off as absolutely STRANGE to the wrong audience"
"Absolutely shocking" is the best way to describe that tomato-slicing. Your whole comment made me double over laughing as I was trying to wind down and rest!
It IS "Strange" whether you like it or not. He's referring to Margarine as "Flora" and everything is like a game of Football to him. Plus he looks like a typical Drunken Irishman yet he has never taken a drink in his entire life. Oh, it's "Strange" allright.
@@Urine666Deity I'm sure that his forefathers were drunkards. That's why he mentioned that you can "Have it with Milk, Water or anything." Because he just doesn't drink and has never taken a drink . Donald Trump is the same and has never had a drink or a cigarette. Some people look like they are ravaged by drink , yet have never even tasted it.
"I'm not a regular sandwich maker" says man with REALLY REALLY specific ideas on how a sandwich should be made.
"I'm not a regular sandwich maker" yeah, you're a man
@@akoyash9964 and?
Come on it’s because his wife makes ’em for him.
Michael Belcher some people just know what they like on their sandwich, my fatass is one of them
Well if you don't make one regularly, you'd want the exact one you like when you do a one.
Legend has it Dr James Kelly ate this exact sandwich right before his appointment with Pat Lafontaine
Did he establish his navy suit for war
Hence the breath!
YoungManDub this comment is so underrated
I count two references in the comments to Cranial Nerve Exam
Lmao bruh
"If I came in late at night and felt a little bit peckish" translated from the Gaelic means HAMMERED
Here in America, we call it the drunchies.
@@leechurchill1965 actually we call it I can't stand up straight for long enough to make quite a substantial meal but I'm kind of hungry so here's a ham and cheese sandwich
Not Mícheál, he's one of the most famous Pioneers (ie taking the pledge) in Ireland. Sober as a judge him.
He may have been hammered but he'd have no problem at all in making a good sandwich.
Flynn Hagerty how sober are Irish judges?
My favourite quotes from him when he was commentating:
“The stopwatch has stopped. It’s up to God and the referee now. The referee is Pat Horan. God is God”
“Teddy McCarthy passes to Mick McCarthy, no relation. Mick McCarthy back to Teddy McCarthy. Still no relation”
This man is an Irish treasure
Can you put a link in i would love to see this video 😂
Mr.Frisky Fox he was a radio commentator so I’m afraid not
I have never been so happy that I came to the comment section! Thank you for this ♥️
Don't forget about the razor blades
Good lord, that's funny.
In Ireland, he's a Legendary Sports Commentator.
In the U.S., he's known for his Sandwich making skills, and making our scalps tingle LOL
Nailed it with the ASMR. Lol!
@@ChickenTaquillaTaco The Bob Ross of sandwiches.
NO HES NOT. ITS JUST A DAMN SANDWICH. HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA
Thanks for the laugh
Oh I see that's why he's always talking about (associated) football and fields.
One of the unintentional ASMR greats.
Agreed
😱😱😱
I love that this has 2 responses and his remix video has 2 mil views
“Locally” was said so majestically
Everything was majestic
Lokelee
"LOUUWWWW-K'LEHH"
Galag 😂😂
in another interview of his he says the word "final". he says it as youd expect a VERY graceful king to say it. irish has a great "speaking melody". they draw out words.
“Seán Óg Ó hAilpín: his father’s from Fermanagh, his mother’s from Fiji. Neither a hurling stronghold.” One of his many priceless lines. RIP. you will be missed.
Ham that was mmmmboiled at home.
LOL
This lettuce is grown LOWWWcally
this comment is the hardest I've laughed in years
COOPLA TOMARRRTO
_boiled atto_
I love the incantation he uses to summon the tomatoes
That and the ritual he performs at 3:04 before sacrificing the bread.
Dying at these 2 comments 😂
yeah that's just Irish.
Lol😂
seriously these comments are the funniest ones on yt
RIP Mícheál, I hope they’ve got a good sandwich waiting for you up there
What you’ll need:
Brown bread, WHOLEMEAL
Butter or flora, whatever one is available.
Plenty of ham that is boiled at home.
Cupla tomato
Lettuce ( grown locally)
Combine ingredients, and divide into two equal halves and make sure there is plenty of green to be seen. Enjoy
Make sure you don't cut into triangles
Bread was never meant to be triangular
Also, cut the tomatoes in half and cut one quarter off one of the halves.
There’s at least one “h” in “lohcally” though... don’t settle for second best.
@@lekoman I’d say there’s about 10.
Never the ham in packets, it too thin and resembles razor blades
I apologise for my sandwich breath
Pat lafontaine cranial nerve exam?? XD
Sandweedge.
Fight fight fight fight fight
Hello mr foot.
A navy suit? For war?
This guy has some random ass sandwich rules.
Thanks to this message...
...I have become horny!
naked harvey kietel is that you Winston Wolf?
Calm down @Khalif does nothing , I'm just a horny guy, what's the problem?
Well he's some rich ass tarmac guy
Also, thanks for the tip about stopping cutting when you hit the surface the sandwich is placed on - my tables will no longer suffer massive damage as I force blunt cutlery into them for hours.
🤣👌
"Now that's a lot of damage"
Here Puff Puff - Your making fun of a man speaking english far more correctly than you do. There's nothing funny about that.
@@56squadron I think you missed the joke
"for hours" 😂😂😂
Who is here after watching the unintentional asmr channel
Stop following me, fiend
And the best: i didn't search this video. TH-cam recommend me.
Tiago Feitosa same here
Yup.
Me
Not gonna lie, that's an absolute car crash of a sandwich.
Looks good to me.
Needs cheese
He said he's not a sandwich maker.... he wasn't lying.
***Several people are typing***
@array s he used real ham thats thick. If there is lots of meat you need lots of everything else.
"I don't like the modern idea of making two triangles out of it. Bread was never meant to be triangular." Those are words from a man who fought in both world wars.
Who was that ?
He was born in 1930 and Ireland was neutral in WWII.
Most of the bread eating cultures have circular or oval shaped bread, not square or triangle. If you see a slice of baguette, it’s an oval form. If you look at German bread, it’s circular. Hungarian bread: circular. Flatbreads from around the world: circular.
Ok boomer
@@emotionwave I think he was being facetious with the "two world wars" thing...
Sounds like he's taking a massive gulp of water every 10 seconds.
Right, right... created on his own mouth 😂😂😂
@@eduardo_corrochioPepin's skills are amazing.
This gentleman has since died - and as he was 88 in this video - let that go.
@@eduardo_corrochioPepin was injured so stopped working as a chef and started teaching cooking.
@@eduardo_corrochioTwo different comments about Pepin and the gentleman in this video.
This is the absolute best comment section in all of TH-cam
Absolutly! And even your comment is great! :D
2nd best. go to Pat LaFontaine NHL hall of fame memorial video. #Chevrolet #Zebra #Honesty
Yea. Some people say his sandwich is sh*t, but seriously we ain't here for a sandwich but for a wholesome man.
The man can slice a cherry tomato with a table knife. Respect.
The way he cuts the tomatoes, and gives up on cutting the second half all the way thorugh
But did he leave a tiny-bit of flesh off his finger in there as well?
These kids and their damn triangular bread smh.
Second Wardle Wawer
lekoman I swear a gallon of dribble poured out of his gob when he said that
🤣
1:55 😂😭
RIP Mr Muircheartaigh. Gone but your sandwhiches will never be forgotten
This is one of the best things I have ever watched in my life, it makes me so happy. There's nothing not to love about this. The Gaelic, the happy-go-lucky 'take whatever spread you first lay eyes on in the fridge', contrasted with the careful football tactics actually used to spread it; the rejection of "the modern triangular cut"; cutting one cherry tomato in half and then slicing one-sixth out of one half for no reason; arranging the lettuce leaves to remind himself of a boyhood spent in the lush and verdant Irish countryside; the gentle affableness of it all - a man truly in love with his country, simplicity and the goodness of the earth; all of those peaceful qualities somehow radiating in the act of making a fucking sandwich.
I'd die for him and his happiness, I know I would. And I'm Welsh. What a legend.
HAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂....AHHHH...that's great.....im litterly laughing my fuckin ass off😂😂....good shit
Akinyi Omer Cymru Am Byth :-)
Brown bread....wholemeal
Best comment on TH-cam hands down
this is the most wholesome comment on youtube😂
Made like a true Subway sandwich artist. Everything piled right in the middle.
This video has:
- Cooking
- History
- Sports
- Geometry
- Foreign Languages
- ASMR
All in under 4 minutes
- Vulgarity, "Peckish"
- Disdain, "Razor blades"
- Snobbery, "Irish bacon"
- Infidelity, "Came in late" 🥪🔪😉
The man’s a legend
Which foreign languages?
@@rw38991:12 hes speaking Gaelish i believe.
@@rw3899as well as 2:29, 3:07 -until end has 2 more examples
And the third day God says "Adam, I make you something new to eat, this is bread....and it is meant to be square"
Years later Huey Lewis came out with his song "hip to be square." Which not a lot of people know is actually about cutting sandwiches the right way.
So thats how they got kicked out, eve cut it triangular
@@Nio744let's look at Michael O'Hehirs Gaelic football commentary.
I've been watching this for over a year now. Best asmr on the web.
Couldn't have said it better myself 💯
Agreed. It sent me around TH-cam for his other work and I now know a bit about Gaelic football; I'll be looking out for Mayo to one day breaking the curse!
There is something ridiculously soothing about this video.
Shut the fuck up
Adam Ryan I agree I watch it all the time!
when he’s speaking Gaelic he’s cursing those who cut their bread triangular
Ha that would be indeed amusing-- he actually says" the way to do that "
Lmao
His mouth reminds me of when I’m at the dentist and they numb my mouth and my saliva keeps coming
What an absolute legend! It is such a privilege to have had him as my fellow countryman! RIP
His name isn’t Irish enough
Bahahahaha!!!
Only the Irish could turn a ham sandwich into an epic poem, lol.
I can handle being lied to about the shape of the earth...I can handle being deceived by the government ....I'm even ok being lied to by friends and family.....but I will be damned if some one misleads me on the proper way to hhmake a hhham sandwich .
The tradition will live on forever I think
“cupla tomato” killed me 😂
An bhfuil cupla focal agat mo chara?
Cupla means "few of" in Irish... its funny how even when speaking English we can use cupla and it just sounds like we're saying 'couple of' because of the accent
Ooooh like a couple of.. ah I see now
Lol...i thought "Cupla" was another type of cherry tomato.
It adds a bit of mice-stir.
Imagine him working in Subway and doing this with every single order
He wouldn't last an hour.
I keep coming back to this, can’t explain I just love it
I've been saying "brown bread, whole meal" and "grown locally" a lot lately. This video is like a catchy song I can't get out of my head.
I’m so glad someone else said this. Every time I say “brown bread” this video comes into my head
Low-kully. . .
I keep saying “Down until you feel the solid board beneath…”
I don't know why, but this is one of my favorite videos on youtube. It basically is a man making a very ordinary, not so special sandwich and who says things such as ''Bread was never meant to be triangle'' without justifiying it, yet it is sooooooo satisfying to watch haha.
100%, I come back to it every 6-12 months. Very comforting.
"You got 3 minutes and 43 seconds to live"
Me - watches video
RIP Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh.
Ar dheis Dé go raibh a h'anam dílis.
RIP, sandwich master and all around Irish legend.
Could there be anything more irish
Maybe eating a sandwich with a pint of Guinness whilst planting a car bomb?
@gomer 1993 Whisky is Scottish. Whiskey with an E is Irish or from any other part of the world.
@@STKS1991 they came from the same word: Uisce
Which is an Irish word..
How do you think whiskey came to Scotland? Irish monks brought it with them and called it Uisce Beatha = Water of life.
They used it to help convert people to Christianity and for other ceremonies
Caoímhín MacCana they used whiskey to convert people to Christianity lol. Makes sense
@ Whisky did not come from Ireland, it originated from the middle east. the origin on the Gaelic word is irrelevant to the words we use today, with Whisky being the internationally recognised spelling of Scotch.
this is the saddest sandwich, i love it
1AM - "Just one more video"
That sandwich would fall apart as soon as you bit into it...a portion of tomato even fell out when he picked the sandwich up!!
Right. I just waited for the 2nd Tomato to fall..... sadly it didnt... :/ Maybe they used some glue? Anyway. THIS destroyed the whole ASMR effect for me! That damn tomato....
The bob ross of food.
@wyatt Malave i know the oily lord has the title but his voice isn't as soothing as this man's.
This man is not even on Bob Ross' level.
Generally Serious That sandwich was a happy accident.
"We're gonna put a cupla of little happy tomatoes on here"
He reminds me more of julia child honestly.
MOM passed away today, RIP.
Ar dheis Dé go raibh a anam.
I just watched a nearly 4 minute video of a man making a sandwich
And it fell apart at the end?!? Jahaha
And now you are headed to the kitchen to make a sandwich
Welcome Robert, you're one of us now...
This is completely normal behavior now
We`ve lost a national Treasure - RIP Michéal
His voice is so relaxing 😂
Rioeio Kha FUCK YOU YOU CULTURAL BASTARD
xsam doesn’t his washing machine mouth of dribble put you off though?
Blahammad Ali yes
The SECOND WORHLD WAHR
Every couple of months i go back to this video and check the comments just so I can cry laughing
Was this a piss take? Jesus only an Irishman could make preparing a ham sandwich seem like he was navigating a moon landing 😂
"I don't like the modern idea of making two triangles out of it. Bread was never meant to be triangular."
Ah yes, because bread straight off the vine is always a perfect square.
All the Americans in the comments malding that he didn't empty the entire fridge over the sandwich.
Niagara Falls about to come right out his mouth 😒🤤🤤
I love how sure of each part he is. That’s the most calming part
I always use glue to make the sandwich stick together. Disappointed that Mícheál doesn't, in a misguided bid to be natural.
isn't it a little sad that some guy just reuploaded the entire video under the title of "unintentional ASMR" and got more then double the views?
Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh 1930-2024 Suaimhneas síoraí
Ar dheis Dé go raibh a anam.
1:32 Kublai Khan 🇲🇳🏇🏹
I've seen folk argue that this is such a basic sandwich, but they have absolutely no idea how good all food produce from ireland really is. I pity them really. 😂
"I like plenty of it." Proceeds to put just two small pieces on the bread. 🙄
Agreed brother.
I am dying, this is so funny.
Two THICK slices, mind you. If that was pre-packaged ham, that amount would surely translate to "plenty".
Yeah that's the equivalent of like 10 pcket slices of ham lmao
Thought of this video straight away when I heard the news, RIP Mícheál, a true national treasure!
Thats a really bad sandwich.
Would love to see what his opinion on what else "isn't meant to be"
Oof.
The lettuce doesn't have to follow the same "out-of-bounds" rules as the butter... lovely sandwich Míchaél
“Now, I like plenty of [ham]. Substance to it.” And then he puts two measly little slices of ham right in the middle of the bread.
He passed away this morning. Rest easy Michael
1930-2024
Making sandwiches with the gods now
Ah, wasn’t expecting to see this when returning to watch again. Rest easy indeed.
I would have thought one of those spells would have helped it stay together a bit more....
may be a basic ass sandwich, but the way he describes what he’s doing and why, especially with that amazing soft voice, is perfect and makes the sandwich 100x better.
Making sandwiches for Jesus now. Rest in peace sir.
what amazingly well filmed video about a wobbly old irish geezer making a wobbly sandwich that would fall apart in your hands
I mean
One of the tomatoes falls out as he picks it up
And it looks like the rest could fall out too
Looks like paddy has had too much Guinness again, better go for another 5 hour nap
I laughed harder at this then I should have 😅
@@isthistwitterbruh I know!! Some of these friggin' comments are more entertaining than the video!
Rioeio Kha you’re actually gas
RIP to the man who was the voice of both our national sports. Go raibh maith agat micheal
Fear uasal é. Ar dheis dé go raibh a anam dílis 😢
That was surprisingly lovely to watch. RIP you legend 💜
Is he incanting a cleric spell right before the tomatoes part at 1:30
Yes the incantation translates to "dogshit sandwich"
Brick Johnson Lol 😂
"The next thing that I will do then is a couple of tomatoes" is the semi-literal translation
Bhí sé ag cáint as Gaeilge. 'Cúpla ceann' in Irish literally translates as 'A couple of heads' but we use the word 'ceann' quite liberally and in lots of idiomatic contexts. So really all he was saying was 'A couple of them'.
Rest in Peace Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh 😢
RIP to this ASMR legend. Making ASMR sandwiches in heaven now
I never liked learning Irish in school. But the way he speaks it - it sounds like the most romantic language on the planet
CUPLA TOMAHTOEZ
From series "Stoned first time"
My only issue with this video is that it is not long enough. I tried to see if this fella did anything else like this, but found nothing. :/
@Tortoise Thanks, but I was specifically wondering if he made other food. There was another video posted where you had the above video, and then after that ends, he makes a bagel.
@@zerotolerance5581 it seems that one has been removed?
@@jaystevens137 Yeah, I couldn't find it anymore either.
He's the most famous sports commentator in Ireland. There's plenty of clips on TH-cam of him commentating GAA games.
Gotta be honest, if he had a food TH-cam channel, I‘d be on board.
Possibly the most relaxing thing I've watched in 25 years.
And I'm only 23 lmao
Wow u r so funny
@@tony_dunne r/woosh
Is it weird that this helps with anxiety?
No it's not. I watch this twice a week
It's called asmr. That's a really popular trend on TH-cam. But I suppose you already know that ;)
The way he cuts Tomatoes give me anxiety.
i just got robbed an i feel much better now
It's because it's so simple I think. We lack simplicity now days. It's calming and unchaotic. How life should be.
This sandwich doesn't hold a candle to a mexican torta...lol cute
I was listening to this while driving and I ended up driving through the grocery store.....oops
Diamond Carwash any tomatoes?
@@Jayderica lol
God, rest his soul.
This is a video of a man who has never sliced a tomato in his life!! I love this video ... I think I must watch it at least twice a day!
"bread was never meant to be triangular" - you speak the truth, damn straight
I could watch this wonderful man make a sandwich everyday for the rest of my life 💕
'Ní fheicimid a leithéid arís ann'. RIP Mícheál
Using cherry tomatoes instead of one giant slice of tomato seems weird. I feel like the small tomatoes would fall out too easily.
That is what I was thinking. If you watch as well, that does indeed happen too when he cuts the sandwich and picks it up.
ya and there's NO cheese WTF!!!
Cherry tomatoes will add a nice amount off sweetness to balance the salty ham and butter
@@kiranpatel6521 OK sure, but my point is the cherry tomatoes are too small and can easily fall out. A thin slice of a roma tomato would be better, no?
I prefer an open sandwich so don't have that dilemma. Also a little freshly ground pepper will help the sliced cherry tomatoes stick to the ham
Every so often I remember this and have to watch it again and be completely transfixed. The way he says wholemeal like it's got a space in it... whole meal, the references to a football field as a metaphor for the sandwich, the random bits of irish just thrown in for spice, the absolutely shocking way he slices the tomatoes, the bit at the end where he suddenly just gets weirdly specific and vaguely concerning about bread slicing orientation (something about "bread was never meant to be triangular" really just.... worries me), his hope that the tradition of "ham salad sandwich" will live on forever. I think this is top 10 "really normal videos that come off as absolutely STRANGE to the wrong audience"
"Absolutely shocking" is the best way to describe that tomato-slicing. Your whole comment made me double over laughing as I was trying to wind down and rest!
It IS "Strange" whether you like it or not. He's referring to Margarine as "Flora" and everything is like a game of Football to him. Plus he looks like a typical Drunken Irishman yet he has never taken a drink in his entire life. Oh, it's "Strange" allright.
@Valkonnen wait seriously? He's been straight edge his whole life??? His face screams alcoholism from the top of its lungs
@@Urine666Deity I'm sure that his forefathers were drunkards. That's why he mentioned that you can "Have it with Milk, Water or anything." Because he just doesn't drink and has never taken a drink . Donald Trump is the same and has never had a drink or a cigarette. Some people look like they are ravaged by drink , yet have never even tasted it.
No way did you write a damn essay about some old man making a ham sandwich
Why is my man cutting the tomatos like that?
RIP to the greatest GAA commentator ever, and, apparently, someone beloved by Yanks who want to make a sandwich.
Hey, don't call me that! If you want to call
Americans proper slang, call them fat separatists.