Gothic Homemaking Episode Three - A Shame of Thrones Part 1
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ต.ค. 2016
- Distraught by just how terrible their furniture is, Orville and Voltaire embark on finding Gothic thrones worthy of the Gothic Homemaking hosts they are. All goes well until... ZOMBIES!
Then, Aurelio Voltaire finds a way to make gray walls more interesting with help from another realm.
Orville, as usual, is of no help at all!
Scroll down for links for all of the wonderful thing and music presented in this episode:
Haunt Furniture website:
hauntfurniture.com/
Black Craft Furniture:
www.blackcraftcult.com/collect...
Absolom Roche:
www.absolomroche.com/
The NYC Zombie Crawl (where we found most of our zombies!)
www.nyczombiecrawl.com
MUSIC featured in this episode:
Regulo Junior
/ regulojunior
regulojunior.bandcamp.com/
Sapphire Rebellion
/ sapphirerebellion
www.reverbnation.com/sapphire...
All other incidental music by Aurelio Voltaire can be found here:
www.cdbaby.com/artist/voltaire1
www.voltaire.net
Tu-Lu's Gluten Free Bakery
www.tu-lusbakery.com/
Laura Flook's website:
lauraflook.com
VINYL WALL DECALS FROM:
Vinyl Wall Adornements
www.etsy.com/shop/VinylWallAd...
Wordy Bird Studios
www.etsy.com/shop/wordybirdst...
Wilson Graphics (this store has closed on Etsy but, please visit links for their other websites!)
www.etsy.com/people/WilsonGra...
www.wgwalldecals.com/
/ wgwalldecals
Voltaire's shows are always by Fluevog Shoes:
www.fluevog.com/
Glassware by our friends at ALCHEMY GOTHIC:
www.alchemygothic.com/
Voltaire CDs, pendants and other merch can be found HERE:
www.industryeight.com/voltaire...
….and at in the European webstore here:
voltaire.tmstor.es/
Find out where Voltaire is performing near you at:
voltaire.net/calendar/
And sign up for the mailing list while you're there so you never miss a show near you!
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Tune in next Thursday at 12pm EST for episode four A Shame of Thrones (part two) where all of that amazing furniture and a zombie or three, arrive at the Lair! - แนวปฏิบัติและการใช้ชีวิต
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"This is why we can't have nice things."
"Why?"
"*sobbing* Because we can't afford them!"
I have never related to something more in my entire life . . .
That Johnny Depp Tim Burton fantasy tho made me laugh to damn hard lol!
Same here! I had to rewind; I was laughing so hard I couldn't hear what happened after!
That's just my aesthetic 24\7
While a zombie invasion infests the city, Voltaire will be putting up wall decals with a succubus. Good to know he's a man who's got his priorities straight!
"Orville, gaze upon it!" for some reason, that was the funniest line for me.
*"This why we can't have nice things. Because we can't afford them."* This spoke to my soul and now I'm in pain. And I want it on a t-shirt 😂
So far, this is my fave episode yet. That bed, those furniture, zombies and Johnny Depp and Tim Burton making sweet love. You really need to have Elvira in an episode.
I'm not a GOTH, but I love the aesthetics, and the dark humor. This was awesome!
"But if you've cheated us....we'll tear your soul APART!"
Which unfortunately translates to "back to New Jersey with you!".
"Wow those zombies are dangerous, know what I mean?"
[talking to a literal living dead guy]
i couldnt stop laughing at your reactions to haunt furniture cause honestly same
I'm just binge watching this whole series. I love how the supernatural is just normal. A Yeti in the freezer, zombies delivering post asking for brains (yes, we don't have any!)
Loving these videos! Martha Stewart and Rachel Ray better look out!
Thrones and beds...oh, man, I feel your pain. Even an extra large coffin is cheaper than those horrors. The decals might come in handy, but all my wall space is already spoken for. The Bad Wolf Must Have Black Shelves!
In this episode you led TWO attractive macabre ladies on, and then abandoned/banished them just because they tried to "eat you" or "suck your blood." Truly a cold and heartless man.
You know this is make believe, right? : /
Of course, I was only joking. I didn't think you *actually* got bitten by a succubus that you summoned from a Lament Conf***uration and then banished her back to Jersey :)
If that actually happened, I'd probably be too impressed to say anything negative about it.
@Colonel Mustache, for future reference: so people don't think you're a maroon, you might want to put an "lol" in front on your comment. . . so people will know you're kidding. 😈
I really thought Voltaire was smarter than his reply to this comment 🤔 derp
@@LinLuvJoeyou're highly underestimating the "aggressively unique" people out there that may actually think this is real lol
I've absolutely loved the flashback in which the maneater talks with your voice, the scene after credits and the phrases: "I hope it's Death" and "Pleasantville New Jersey?"
Please go on with this wonderful work! 👹♥
Reminds me of watching old Elvira episodes, great humor!
Success!
This show is my new favorite thing.
!!! is that the cute mortician clothing designer from oddities?? swooon
also those decals are perfect! i have stamps just like it that i like to decorate letters with
Indeed! That's her!
I loved the show Oddities so much
mementomori I thought she looked familiar! I loved her, she seems so cool!
Look at her, she's like the sweetest thing. . .*teeth covered in blood*
Mori Darkmoss Aesthetic.
In the Tomb of third Repute
She's a rotten kinda cute
"I took a step into the tomb of ill repute. That's where I met her...the Zombie Prostitute."
Eagerly awaiting the Baphomet head!
From all of the things I saw here, I can afford the gluten free cupcake.
I need a tutorial on how to summon a succubus using a rubik's cube, for research purposes of course !
It's such an utter shame to hear these videos aren't getting the views they need. I'm impressed, personally.
"Are your walls still lavender?" FTW!!! LOL
Episode three, and I am officially addicted. Close my casket, I am slain by the Awesome here! xxoo
i have been waiting years for these episodes and they do not disappoint
LAURA! Anyone else remember her from the show Oddities!? she's so wonderful!
Finally this episode =3
I was waiting to see all the decals you talked about on your update video
I want some of those trees and the crows. I already have a few crows in my decor and those would make a great addition. That furniture kills me I wish I could afford some
Finally a time I can watch this the day it comes out. I'm so happy.
I'm still thinking about "The future rockstar handbook" (that I found really well done), and about the fact that most of your work is made of talking to us and make us become nearest and nearest to you and your Art. So, by the way, I thought: isn't it funny that we make you live while you make us Live? Of course each Life has more than one reason and joy to be (I hope), but surely you're one of them 😼👹♠
Him looking at the thrones, with all the Gahs! And wahs! Is EXACTLY how I feel online shopping when I know I caaant afford theeemm! 😂
My husband is from Paramus, NJ. I agree with the succubus!
My wife of 25+ years was a 'Jersey Girl' born in Red Bank, but her fam left when she was like 4 or 5 so she was a 'Cali Girl' having lived there for 17 years, or maybe she was a 'Vegas Girl' considering she lived here from 1992 to 2017 like almost 25 years - so there's that...
Oh my gosh its Laura! I've missed her! I used to love seeing her on Oddities. 🖤
I love this so much, it gets better and better every time! Thank you so much for making these.
2:20 don't you ever cry my dude, I can understand your pain...... BUT!, Your awesome videos on Gothic Homemaking are coming in handy
Geez that furniture is expensive nice work though, Those decals are awesome and I'm loving the show.
That zombie girl was definitely "a rotten kind of cute." ;)
Yep. Morally, he's destitute in his tomb of ill repute
This just keeps getting better!
Please keep making these videos.. I love everything you make and videos. Thankyou
Not goth but i love re-watching this series for home and deco ideas.
Loving this series! I adore the decals!!!! I have to say though, V, that when I read the title I kinda thought you were doing your bathroom!!! LOL "Thrones" etc. So maybe when you *do* get around to it, you can add the tentacles there! You know, a kind of Davy Jones locker theme? Cus let's face it a lot of people do sea themes in the bath...and you could do a claw foot tub! (or at least maybe paint the image of one on the side of the typical apartment-style tub...) Can't wait to see the next episode!
This show is just perfect!
I really love these videos. There very helpful and supper funny! Can't wait to see more. Keep them coming!!!
Gah! I wished I had watched this earlier. It's so much fun to see how your lair is evolving. Unfortunately I don't yet have a permanent enough residence yet to really go all out decorating, but once I do I'll be armed with some great ideas thanks to you!
Lol love your videos, so fun! How good is haunt cult, been drooling over the furniture from there for ages 🙂
This show is ghoulishly delightful!I adore it!
Luved it!!!
I can't wait to have a room of my own to decorate in such elegant gothic fashion! But that will have to wait a few years.. Sharing rooms means to compromise. But thanks to your show I'll have all the ideas I need when that time comes. :D
I'm loving these videos! You've got me hooked.
Those decals look amazing! I've always been iffy about buying them...but they look great! Great video, thanks for the laughs! XOXO
I hope you continue series like these in the future they are quite enjoyable.
He sad he would do 5 more episodes, if I am not mistaken.
But he also sad that if he wont be able to gather more Views, he cant continue this show longer than that.
(Check his newest Update Video, if you want to hear the whole thing^^)
I had your same reaction when i saw the thrones
Hahaha Paramus , new jersey! Oh man. What's super great is when he finished the first decal, without the eye makeup he just looks like a really proud Goth Dad. haha love everything about this series.
AH! I live in Houston. loving all the furniture. And yes, damn the New Jersey girls.
that lady is amazingly scary beautiful and in this ep, you kinda down... well your co-host is doing his job very well in this ep, he realy got you. xD
Oh my goth (hehe) I love this series! I hope this continues for several weeks!! You are doing such an amazing job at this!! 💜💜💜
Just a thought, but maybe if we all contributed $1 or $5 on Patreon he might be able to afford to produce many more episodes or even a couple different series.
That would be nice!
I feel your pain, I too am on a tight budget. It's so tight that even a noose firmly wrapped around my neck would be much more loose. I would go on about it, but I just got more to binge watch, loving it so far.
Those decals are gorgeous! I'm looking forward to seeing what those chairs are like, I'm always nervous about buying furniture from ebay.
Everyday i hope that something will be out about the new album. Love the great job you're doing Voltaire, keep it up.
My neighbors probably think I'm some kind of a crazy lady, since I was up at 2am laughing at the bakery bit.
It's coming along nicely. I might need a creepy tree decal in my bathroom. Our grey paint is similar to yours.
I love this series!
when you're a 22 year old goth and most of your furniture is pink .__. i feel the shame haha
HubbleBubblePOP Pink can totally be Gothic!
Naomi PR but it looks girly XP
Adora Batbrat (who appears in a latter episode) wears lots of pink and she's REALLY gothic!
The Lair of Voltaire can't wait for that episode, this room really needs some redecorating. Inspire me! :)
Pink and black go great together, though..... I realise that in this context Marilyn Monroe isn't the greatest example, but she's all I've got right now....
Lol This is fabulous, Voltaire! Can't wait to see more :D
SO much quality in one video, this is criminal Voltaire!! STAHP
Looooove this! I've been looking for a throne for Ernie that's worthy of his evilness. I'll have to hunt around on eBay too. Voltaire this show is what the Goth Community needed! Love you! 🖤
Fantastic!!
As someone who had to spend a few months in Paramus, I can say that it is truly the worst circle of hell. Although the sucubi I encountered there were not as easy on the eyes as that one...
Your makeup is amazing here!
I love this show and have really gotten some wonderful ideas from you. :) I did check on Black Craft Furniture and All of their furniture is sold out! Absolom Roche has nothing but white and gold things now. Quite disappointing ;( However, I will check around on the net and see if anyone else has surfaced that sells nice goth furniture. I have seen Haunt before and their prices are high, however if they are the only ones around now, I may purchase from them in the future when finances get loads better :) Take care and keep up with the wonderful programs
love it! good work!
a hug from spain! hope someday you can be here in madrid
Your zombies are both giving me flashbacks of Spokane Valley living and the movie Dead Shit. At least you did not go that far with the cute zombie.
V, I thank you for this beautiful madness.
Stay tuned. It gets weirder!!!! LOL!
The Lair of Voltaire I look forward to it. Also: Thank you for writing my favorite song when I was a kid. Namely: Brains.
Shame of thrones... oh! you predicted the GOT finale
This guy is going places
Love this man.
I was convinced he was going to get a wall decal of a ouija board onto the wall xD that would've been so cool!
Your show has inspired me to make some stuff like a hanging coffin jewelry box
This is honestly pretty adorable
I love this!!!
this episode made me laugh so hard i can't explain i love your sense of humor ahahahah
Zombies: Braaaaaains
Voltaire: we don't have any!
If you haven't heard if sin in linen yet you should check them out. You would love them.
Voltaire´s reaction to watching gorgeous furniture on internet it´s is painfully ACCURATE!
I just can't live without voltaire...
Found this series just now ) have 6 years to catch up xD nice xD
True Gothic show for me
When you went flirt with the zombie girl I thought Zombie Prostitute was gonna start playing xDD
Great episode!! The walls are looking AWESOME
Voltaire I have been a fan of yours since I was 12 years old you recently came to Austin in my state! I had tickets and was looking forward to it for weeks but was admitted to the hospital and couldn't attend it just broke my heart I realy hope you enjoyed your time in Texas I hope to catch you again soon
I'm very sorry to hear that! Don't worry, I'll be back! I play there at least once a year.. sometimes twice!
This series is just amazing. Don't listen to orville, he clearly has hair envy.
AbsolomRoche has amazing furniture. They run sales about 4 times a year. One sale was buy 1 get 1. Petite thrones on sale are $199. I love this site. Like their page and you'll get their sales when it happens.
This show is full of puns I love it😝
Well this is convenient, I've actually been looking recently for a gothic throne that isn't $1,000. I hope I find a good eBay deal like you did. Free shipping too, wow!
Love the show! My goth gf showed it to me the other week! I need decals!
i love your ending that was so cool 😎
This is hilarious, and helpful.
Maybe it's just me, but every time I go to Haunt's website I just get a timer counting down...
OBSESSED with your gloves. Gaspar or Lacrasia?
It hurts how expensive gothic pieces are especially as a minor.