@@Riverious The spray style camo is Russian , not NK one, I seriously doubt they use that EXACT same pattern for their gear. But good on the mastermind behind this channel falling for cheap propaganda.
@@AlphaCentComit was a meme back in the day to take a modern picture of North Korea, give it an joking description and an old date and pretend its colorized
(historically this tactic isn't new at all - the Third Reich literally had a similar tactic to purposefully put girls camps next to young soldier camps. But even they didn't invent this tactic, Sun Tzu (China's historic most prominent military strategist) already wrote about a strategy to subvert the enemy by sending a harem of 180 trained concubines into the ranks of enemy soldiers.
I remember a video of some guy saying that if AI were to take control of the world, it wouldn't send nukes and blast us back to the stone age, it would hole us up with more curated adult content we could ever dream of. He called it *"SkyNut".*
That would be PirateSoftware. And yeah Skynut is basically already a thing with Twitter. also recommend Penguinz0's video of the same name, he has an animated music video on his channel about a future where robots force us to nut and use it as fuel to power their war machines to take over the world.
That’s still a thing to an extent without the government actually running them. I’ve heard stories from others having a good time in places like Kuwait before ending up in Iraq and Syria.
@@globsdo-j35 local girls. Kuwait isn’t Qatar where there’s a large immigrant population from South East Asia there to work. Since the dawn of history wherever there’s large populations of soldiers there is a brothel somewhere to cater to them.
@Bonanzaking en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expatriates_in_Kuwait 60% of the population of Kuwait is also expatriates who specifically you that story? was it someone deployed in combat?
That dude is the most famous North Korean soldier of all time at this point. If he ever gets back to NK, he's gonna get what 3 generations of his family are probably getting right now
He’s not getting back, absolutely none of them are coming back, at least in anything more than pieces. They’re probably already in Australia and who knows where else.
As a South Korean who finished the mandatory duty, I'm 98% sure the guy is from the South. I don't think North Koreans can casually hang a South Korean singer's poster on the wall and have a personal smartphone to past time. When I served(2016-2018) the soldiers weren't allowed to keep their phones freely, and you'd be punished and spend time in military jail for 7 days or something, which is fucking crazy lmao Now the rules have changed and they can use their phones but only during certain time I think. The guy in the video was probably not allowed to use it atm and was trying to hide it lol Also he seems way too comfy and well fed to pass as North Korean imo Edit: someone below says it's probably a Russian soldier who's Asian.
@@kaissereich I live in Russia, so I know how buryats or khazaks look, I saw em alot of times in my life, and this man does not look like any of those nationalities. I'm a weeb as u can see and I can totally say that his face really looks Korean. I saw alot of Korean faces cause I watch doramas, so I know how they look like pretty well. Also there's a joke that now every single North Korean will become Buryat.
@@dariustakeda1609 It's because theyre worked to death in rat colonies with no human expression other than "K-pop" culture, which is manufactured by soulless profit driven corps. Japan is the same way and they have porn.
the south korean government itself is super backwards when it comes to porn as well, it’s still illegal and the websites were literally blocked although about ~4? years ago they magically became unblocked with no public notice
I've heard rumors that those who have become POW's see how much better they are treated as POW's than as citizens in their own country and defect because of that. TL;DR: Show them picture of your food and they defect💀
If I recall, Israel once hijacked the TV stations in Palestine and broadcasted corn in a psyop. What's even crazier is that Israel made porn illegal for its citizens.
People from other countries have all told me, the same thing, American porn is the easiest to find. Even easier than their local flavor, and with porn being illegal in South Korea...
Unfortunately S Korean and N Korean have wildly different vocabulary and a completely different writing system. Although it should be pretty is to target these guys because they will be the only ones making google searches using that specific vocabulary.
If DPRK soldiers have never experienced unrestricted access to gooner content before to build up a tolerance to it, will gooning become their version of SARS blankets?
@NikolaD7 they weren't uncontacted, they already had smartphones and traded with the cities, what they got was wifi in their village, just like then the news just reported whatever they wanted to report
@@kalinmir Yeah. The only "uncontacted tribe" left on earth is the Sentinelese from Sentinel island. There are no more isolated groups of people left on earth. Everybody is aware of each other by now.
Exactly. I’m no fan of North Korea but people will believe literally anything said about this country without an ounce of question. The “source” for this remains anonymous by the way.
@@sayorancode I’m not completely sure it isn’t happening, and it wouldn’t surprise me if it did. But a picture or two that proves nothing and an anonymous source aren’t enough to fully convince me either
They will spin the wildest tales, because they know a glut of their readers/watchers (consumers) are dead-eyed cattle that don't introspect or question narrative. All the better to make it like DA MOOOOVIEEEES and hit the "activate neurons" button on midwits who clap for superhero movies; it's more engaging than the geopolitical reality.
7:20 Since you mentioned the connection to low birth rate, you should know that South Korea's supposedly "anti-PSYOP" policy of banning corn did absolutely nothing to reverse their world's lowest birth rate
Yep. It is literally just a modern culture thing. Humanity has kept the birthrate up through near extinction events, famines and the rough periods of history. Every proposed solution by government is just band aids.
That's because the true cause is technological progress in general and not the various symptoms people like to pretend is the actual problem. There's nothing to be done about it.
@@thefallenfaith1986 No they can't. It's just pointing to another symptom because that's more comforting than recognizing the problem is far more abiotic and fundamental. Blaming immediate causes lacks intelligence and foresight.
@neo-filthyfrank1347 it's not just an immediate cause though. There is a deliberate attempt to lower birth rates through stuff like feminism and porn. Sure technology plays a role but it's not the sole cause. Comfort is, and the elites are using it against us through the easy convenience of technology. It's not the technology itself, it's the comfort that said technology provides.
The Russian military who use telegram and discord for communication. Heck, Pvt. Conscriptovich could have bought them a phone to fuck with them and turn them into gooners as a prank. I'd do that in their shoes.
I am from Russia, we have 98% of corn sites blocked by our government. You need vpn to access them, which obviously a north korean would not know how to do. The South Korean poster might indicate that it's a South Korean soldier on his mandatory military services, (I am not familiar how SK camo should look like), nor is it strictly one camo type in Russia itself. We don't have many Koreans in Vladivostok, they were deported to central Asia by Stalin. This is very likely fake news, like most of it nowadays.
The “North Korean” has a very pale, soft look, with what looks like a pretty modern haircut instead of a crappy buzz cut. North Korean people I’ve seen on footage are all pretty tan and rugged looking and they don’t have nice haircuts. Along with the poster, I imagine this is a South Korean in barracks and not a North Korean in a war zone.
As a guy served in the S.Korean military our barracks and uniforms don't like that. They are wearing what it seems to be Russin uniforms and that carpet thing is a damn giveaway. But I agree the guy has a smooth pale skin also seems pretty well fed. Not many N.Koreans are like that. I'm leaning they are Russians of Asisn descent.
You are partially wrong, that guy just looks asian and it doesn't mean he is korean, southern parts of russia have a lot of asian people lmao, check amount of middle asian republics in russia. Tuva, Altai, Buryatia, Tatar, Bashkir, Komi, Udmurt, Khakassia, even Buddhist Kalmykia
Yeah, could just be a Russian, in fact, he could easily be a Korean Russian--they're a significant minority in Russia. But it's not unheard of for North Koreans to listen to K-Pop. They ARE literally right next to each other after all, it ain't THAT hard to catch radio waves or get shit over the border. Knowing who IU is or listening to her is one thing, being able to actually acquire that poster is another. But then again, IF he's North Korean, it's possible one of his Russian buddies got the poster as a gift. I like the myth-building of the story though, I'll just choose to believe he's a North Korean because it's not important whether it's true or not and I find it hilarious.
@@DonVigaDeFierro TBH China and Russia is nearly interchangeable on fear mongering and the only reason why they're not the same is because you'd be especially silly to start accusing China of White Supremacy.
I'd be pissed if some guy recorded me finally enjoying something that I couldn't back in North Korea. Like, bro is probably living the best he's ever lived in that moment just to get killed because his buddy recorded him.
You should've seen the scrap we had with The Merchant Guild that funds the glowies in Amsterdam, Kenny, it was glorious and my knuckles hurt like a bitch.
My main question with all of this is that if this is really a north korean soldier (not a buryat or siberian or east asian looking guy within russia) How did he learned to install tiktok, how did he learned to use internet lmao How did he came to know about kpop...
Look up Koreans in the Soviet Union, there is a large population in Central Asia and quite a few in Russia, all thanks to Stalin doing Stalin stuff with population groups (they at least are lucky enough to still exist after it).
Paulanergarten. This is all based on one article and absolutely not believable. But it is a good story. And that's why all the brainlets share it around, feeling very clever.
Oh, yeah, that a big thing Muricans tend to forget (or more often - willfully ignore): Russia is extremely diverse. There are over 100 ethnicities living here, Koreans included (and quite well represented). But, you know, don't have black people ergo not diverse as far as muricans are concerned...
Imagine seeing some North Korean dude get vaporized by artillery and when u search his shit, instead of a pic of the Dear Leader in his pocket he just has a sticky phone and it's lock screen is a futa getting backshots from a horse.
Remember South Korea has compulsory military service, it could be just a south korean soldier out of context Also South Korea would take any chance to slander NK any given day
this is pretty much what happened with previously uncontacted tribes in Brazil, they all got immediately hooked on porn the second they got internet access
@@afinelad3673 That's already what people were already doing in the 2000s, you hold it in up to three times then let it go the fourth. does the new gen not even know how to 'fap' correctly? Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest
@ChucksSEADnDEAD they do this to keep the facade of the war not being a proxy war. No reason to do the same on NK side since it sent them officially anyway.
Those are Buryats at the start of the video, its a training video from a few years back. There is no evidence of North Korean troops in Ukraine. Literally none.
7:22 compulsive poorno use is real problem among young Western men, but it's hotly debated whether this is more of a cause or effect of failure to cultivate in-person sexual intimacy. While these two aren't mutually exclusive, they may not be equally important. There is a compelling case to be made that in-person sexual relations are just objectively harder to come by than they used to, and gooning to high heaven is more of a coping mechanism than a desired end goal.
I often discussed what might happen if the USA had the German and Amsterdam way of sex work. Would it stop being a crossover of Beavis and Butthead and Revenge of The Nerds?
@@skylinefever I both don't want to imagine it and can't help myself from imagining it at the same time. Maybe you meant this as a joke, but it's honestly not the worst guess.
@@augusthoglund6053 I always bring Beavis and Butthead and Revenge Of The Nerds into inceldom. I do that because back around 2016, media was acting as if nobody knew what inceldom would lead to. I called bullshit, those movies and TV shows were what incel was before there was a name. Kissless virgin loser was pretty common back in the 80s and 90s.
Generally speaking the problem most incels have isn't nessicarly getting laid (slampigs and escorts are still a thing even acknowledged in the community) it's moreso that they seek genuine deep relationships along which segs is apart of. in there worldview this is impossible because of the shallow nature of how human relationships are formed@@skylinefever
Most people are not using po rn because they'd rather watch porn than date, it's because dating is a complete utter disaster. You're buying it's a cause of the dating market imploding but it's mostly an effect.
I doubt that typical North Korean solider would have cellphone or know how to operate it. What kind of sim card he would have? I guess this might be wifi
I'm sure one could figure out how to operate one and I wouldn't be surprised if there are backdoored smartphones available certain people in North Korea. It also looks like a cheap Chinese brand phone so he could have gotten it from someone once he got there.
>implying porn has not been used as a demoralization weapon of control until just recently you have been fucked up by a psyop, because physical wounds heal.
this is probably a south korean dude doing his military service back in his barracks. makes even more sense since they have conscription there and kpop plays a big part in the propaganda/morale efforts they do for the guys who have to serve, like they have female idol groups do shows for the soldiers and there’s always a news story about polls showing which girls are the most popular among troops lol
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Kim Jong Koom sending the goon platoon
That's not even North Korea, he literally has an IU poster on his wall. 💀💀
"Did you mean Kim Jon-Goon?" 🤣
Kim Jong-Coom
Sgt. Goon Yoon reporting
@@Riverious The spray style camo is Russian , not NK one, I seriously doubt they use that EXACT same pattern for their gear. But good on the mastermind behind this channel falling for cheap propaganda.
Operation Fap Attack sounds like a bad adult Steam game lmao
Aka 99% of Steam nowadays
@@p0werfu11steam store will show(promote) base on your preference and event if you saw too many adult games. You know what are you doing 😂.
You mean a *good* adult steam game
That reminds me of a game called "Womb Defense Force", that I saw a few months ago, lol.
Operation Only Nut November
another Soldier lost in NNN😔
“Sir, the entire NNN frontlines were lost in one day.”
“Dear god…”
@@Valoric"There's more..."
@@EnderGrad "No!..."
A literal soldier 😂
Lost IRL
Investing in e-girl psyops is the future
Slava SAMSUNG 🤳 Geroyam KPop 🤯
so buying meta stock will get me onboard of this hypetrain?
@@KamBar2020 хаахаххахах, Наш слон
It's the present.
Upper Echelon has a good video about real e-girl psyops I belive
North Koreans discover gooning (circa 2024, colorized)
actually true. lmao
"UNLIMITED ACCESS TO THE INTERNET??? WHAAAAAAT?"
Slava SAMSUNG 🤳
You didn't need to comment colorized when it's a modern photo. Most modern photos are in color.
@@AlphaCentComit was a meme back in the day to take a modern picture of North Korea, give it an joking description and an old date and pretend its colorized
@@AlphaCentCom 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
New Cyber warfare tactics just dropped
New? The mixed gender military doctrine the west uses is pretty much just that
Slava KIMCHI 🍛 Geroyam Bulgogi 🥙
Before GTA VI
pron warfare?
(historically this tactic isn't new at all - the Third Reich literally had a similar tactic to purposefully put girls camps next to young soldier camps. But even they didn't invent this tactic, Sun Tzu (China's historic most prominent military strategist) already wrote about a strategy to subvert the enemy by sending a harem of 180 trained concubines into the ranks of enemy soldiers.
I signed up for a 15-year Army contract and still haven't received my promised date with a psyops e-girl 😢
lol, you're supposed to get a date with a psyops egirl before you sign the contract so that she can convince you to enlist
Bro they're gonna milk you dry. Rest in peace bro
*coughs Bullshit*
You can´t trust the gov for anything
@rh906 yeah bro... its a joke.
I remember a video of some guy saying that if AI were to take control of the world, it wouldn't send nukes and blast us back to the stone age, it would hole us up with more curated adult content we could ever dream of.
He called it *"SkyNut".*
That would be PirateSoftware. And yeah Skynut is basically already a thing with Twitter. also recommend Penguinz0's video of the same name, he has an animated music video on his channel about a future where robots force us to nut and use it as fuel to power their war machines to take over the world.
Skynut is the song of all time
You think that "the Fappening" was an accident? 😅
SkyNut™
@@hhkk6155Skynut
I‘m sure he was just looking at a picture of Kim.
gooning for Kim.
Kims sister 😍
@@imalsoTOMATOI can fix her😊
His wife. Oooohhh
This reminds me that armies used to run actual brothels for their soldiers to "have a good time" while they're fighting overseas.
That’s still a thing to an extent without the government actually running them. I’ve heard stories from others having a good time in places like Kuwait before ending up in Iraq and Syria.
@Bonanzaking where do they get the girls? locals or immigrants to the country?
@@globsdo-j35 local girls. Kuwait isn’t Qatar where there’s a large immigrant population from South East Asia there to work.
Since the dawn of history wherever there’s large populations of soldiers there is a brothel somewhere to cater to them.
@Bonanzaking en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expatriates_in_Kuwait
60% of the population of Kuwait is also expatriates
who specifically you that story? was it someone deployed in combat?
Look up "comfort women". Tragic.
Giving a north korean full internet access is like giving a feudal peasent boy internet access
I mean....
Considering they live in a authoritarian dictatorship, is there really a difference?
It is giving a peasant boy internet access
From human feces fertilizer related worm infections to the luxuries of the 21st century.
Make SOJU 🍶 Great Again 😎 Kim Jong Un
Giving a victorian era child internet access
That dude is the most famous North Korean soldier of all time at this point. If he ever gets back to NK, he's gonna get what 3 generations of his family are probably getting right now
work camp time?
Nuclear reactor radiation shielding?
He’s not getting back, absolutely none of them are coming back, at least in anything more than pieces. They’re probably already in Australia and who knows where else.
Lol, do you really think the CIA isn't already using porn as a psyop??
The CIA is trustworthy. We would never do something like this.
@@Anonymous80101 lol
Just free access to it already does immense damage, and it's a cognitive warfare at it's finest.
you mean like
{{{they}}} are using it as a psyop.
As a South Korean who finished the mandatory duty, I'm 98% sure the guy is from the South. I don't think North Koreans can casually hang a South Korean singer's poster on the wall and have a personal smartphone to past time. When I served(2016-2018) the soldiers weren't allowed to keep their phones freely, and you'd be punished and spend time in military jail for 7 days or something, which is fucking crazy lmao Now the rules have changed and they can use their phones but only during certain time I think. The guy in the video was probably not allowed to use it atm and was trying to hide it lol
Also he seems way too comfy and well fed to pass as North Korean imo
Edit: someone below says it's probably a Russian soldier who's Asian.
부라티야, 카자흐 등 동양계 러시아인일 가능성이 높음.
@@kaissereich I live in Russia, so I know how buryats or khazaks look, I saw em alot of times in my life, and this man does not look like any of those nationalities. I'm a weeb as u can see and I can totally say that his face really looks Korean. I saw alot of Korean faces cause I watch doramas, so I know how they look like pretty well. Also there's a joke that now every single North Korean will become Buryat.
He’s too pale to be North Korean. North Koreans soldiers are tan because they spend a lot of time in the sun.
@@SoulHind Then again, there's a sizable Korean ethnic community in Russia.
@@SoulHindУ нас есть Корейцы
Next: government mandated girlfriends for service
History is a circle :)
There is a game in Steam about it. Altushka dlya Skufa.
And as everything government mandated it's absurdly low quality
I suppose they will be those fact blue haired feminists or if you lucky maybe transgender LOL
Don't need to mandate them, sex workers willingly follow armies around, easy money, constant work available
This is reminding me of that article about Starlink and indigenous tribes in South America.
which turned out to be fake news,
Literally the same kinda situation lmao
The test case? 🤷♀️
“They’re learning the ways of the white people.”
Yes, they can't even make up original fake news anymore
Interesting fact that porn is also ILLEGAL in south Korea
Dang no wonder the men there hate that country so much. Forced conscription only for males, no porn and the women's idealogy and culture is terrible.
Two dystopias, one peninsula
exept its not cuz kpop and all other hot girls that are literally not nude.
No wonder why they cancel themselves at such a high rate and have no chill-them
@@dariustakeda1609 It's because theyre worked to death in rat colonies with no human expression other than "K-pop" culture, which is manufactured by soulless profit driven corps. Japan is the same way and they have porn.
South Korea: "Should have sent Porn Balloons over the Fence 40 years ago!"
the south korean government itself is super backwards when it comes to porn as well, it’s still illegal and the websites were literally blocked although about ~4? years ago they magically became unblocked with no public notice
The whole northern army would defect so fast
Kim Jong Un: JAV Ideols please 👀
one more motivation to conquer the south more likely!
Stellar Blade posters
Three days, three videos from my favorite fed TH-camr 😎
😮
They might actually give us defectors. Which is hilarious.
I've heard rumors that those who have become POW's see how much better they are treated as POW's than as citizens in their own country and defect because of that.
TL;DR: Show them picture of your food and they defect💀
Slava SAMSUNG 🤳 Heroyam Kia and Hyundai 💪
Largest north korean military deployment: ❌️
Largest escape from north korea: ✅️
these men have families…
Corn has always been a cyber war tactic. We just seeing it working on someone other than us
I wonder who owns the distribution and production facilities 🤔🤔
@@pajeetsingh Corn farmers ya dingus
If I recall, Israel once hijacked the TV stations in Palestine and broadcasted corn in a psyop.
What's even crazier is that Israel made porn illegal for its citizens.
The Brazilians
@@pajeetsingh"mindgeek"
You think this is bad? Wait until they come across SKIBIDI TOILET and TH-cam SHORTS!
#Retardio
Oh man. Oh God, oh man. OH GOD, OH MAN!
Dont let them see instagram reels….
Skibidi toilet le BAD and worse than porn because… It just IS, OKAY????
The best part:
They can only read/ understand Korean.
So naturally they will be going on all the South Korea websites. 😏
People from other countries have all told me, the same thing, American porn is the easiest to find. Even easier than their local flavor, and with porn being illegal in South Korea...
@@JakeSDN Yeah in south Korea it's usually soft pron that's allowed but you don't see anything it's like in a Hollywood movie.
Unfortunately S Korean and N Korean have wildly different vocabulary and a completely different writing system. Although it should be pretty is to target these guys because they will be the only ones making google searches using that specific vocabulary.
They can barely understand each other.
@@w花b China-lite
If DPRK soldiers have never experienced unrestricted access to gooner content before to build up a tolerance to it, will gooning become their version of SARS blankets?
there is a slight chance they'll think the glorious leader was right when they'll see the degeneracy on our side
Lol underrated
Many a psychology study could be ran if we had the access.. i sincerely hope Russia is on it at least we'll learn so interesting stuff later on.
It is called Goonops
I hate this new black ops game...
😃😄😆😅
What if instead of Black Ops 6 it was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 Ops 6 and instead of grabbing body shields, you grabbed each other's 4sses and had g4y seggs
Kim Jong Koom
Lmao
-600k
Kim jong splooge
don't translate xD
Koom Jong il
“ B I G B O O T Y L A T I N A S “
My type of women
not the BBLs lol
Heaven made women
"Born To Coom" written on the side of their helmets, was supposed to be a meme!
Remember what happened when uncontacted Amazon tribes in Brazil got Starlink
@NikolaD7 they weren't uncontacted, they already had smartphones and traded with the cities, what they got was wifi in their village, just like then the news just reported whatever they wanted to report
@@theforsakeen177 exactly...what o earth would an uncontacted tribe even make of something like that, let alone be able to use it
@@kalinmir Yeah. The only "uncontacted tribe" left on earth is the Sentinelese from Sentinel island. There are no more isolated groups of people left on earth. Everybody is aware of each other by now.
@@DonVigaDeFierro Only one? It's funny that you think any as-yet unknown tribes are simultaneously contacted.
Who would've thought Try not to bust challenge would be war's greatest weapon yet!
reminder that russia was also supposed to run out of shovels 2 years ago
the capability of media to spin up wild fanfiction that is relevant to The Current Thing ® out of just one photo and one video is sort of amazing
Exactly. I’m no fan of North Korea but people will believe literally anything said about this country without an ounce of question.
The “source” for this remains anonymous by the way.
There's a thing called reputation, and NK has a bad one. Even worse than media you're angry about.
well it is pretty evident that something related to ___ is happening
@@sayorancode I’m not completely sure it isn’t happening, and it wouldn’t surprise me if it did. But a picture or two that proves nothing and an anonymous source aren’t enough to fully convince me either
They will spin the wildest tales, because they know a glut of their readers/watchers (consumers) are dead-eyed cattle that don't introspect or question narrative. All the better to make it like DA MOOOOVIEEEES and hit the "activate neurons" button on midwits who clap for superhero movies; it's more engaging than the geopolitical reality.
7:20 Since you mentioned the connection to low birth rate, you should know that South Korea's supposedly "anti-PSYOP" policy of banning corn did absolutely nothing to reverse their world's lowest birth rate
Yep. It is literally just a modern culture thing. Humanity has kept the birthrate up through near extinction events, famines and the rough periods of history.
Every proposed solution by government is just band aids.
That's because the true cause is technological progress in general and not the various symptoms people like to pretend is the actual problem. There's nothing to be done about it.
@@neo-filthyfrank1347Nah SK could reverse it if they fought back against the f-'nism. Not that the west isn't suffering the same fate.
@@thefallenfaith1986 No they can't. It's just pointing to another symptom because that's more comforting than recognizing the problem is far more abiotic and fundamental. Blaming immediate causes lacks intelligence and foresight.
@neo-filthyfrank1347 it's not just an immediate cause though. There is a deliberate attempt to lower birth rates through stuff like feminism and porn. Sure technology plays a role but it's not the sole cause. Comfort is, and the elites are using it against us through the easy convenience of technology. It's not the technology itself, it's the comfort that said technology provides.
This isn't new. Porn has always been a weapon of war ever since the French Revolution.
(Read Libidus Dominadi!)
I tried E Michael Jones argument, and all I say was the 1984 "Slavery is freedom" argument.
Real nameless
@@longiusaescius2537 Real Nipah~
I mean if there’s a non-zero chance that day could be my last day on earth, I’m gonna goon the best of the best of the best
o7
I would rather watch "The Goonies" then.
so like everyday?
Goin out sad
There's never a zero chance
i got a booner
why is this one of the first comments
because i got a booner
what is a booner?
come here I'll show you
@@theclitcollector ok
also why is that your username
Being an anti gooner in this world is being on the right side of history.
ironic that you say this
"anti-gooner" you mean raging homosexual
@@nicholasgoathow is it ironic
brother i see you post about how breedable pipkin pippa is on a daily basis
google won't let me say what I need to say to you
But who gave them smartphones in the first place (assuming they're Korean). 🧐
Its hard to imagine they got smartphones with internet
True, can't believe everyone's falling for this fake article. @@lussor1
@@lussor1it’s not hard. Russian army used Discord for communication and FPV drones. Also they use Telegram.
The Russian military who use telegram and discord for communication.
Heck, Pvt. Conscriptovich could have bought them a phone to fuck with them and turn them into gooners as a prank. I'd do that in their shoes.
You can use money to acquire goods and service. They're in the Kursk region of Russia, not in the desolate north of Siberia.
And of course it happens during November
the profile pic and comment tie in together
Sometimes I think internet people are not real
Let my mans goon in peace !
No. God is forever watchful
No. God is forever watchful
@@iiknowgodexisted goon for Jesus
@@iiknowgodexistedgod gave me the ability to goon, sends his son to tell me not to goon, what the hell is god on
Bumping to make sure the CIA sees this to greenlight asap
I am from Russia, we have 98% of corn sites blocked by our government. You need vpn to access them, which obviously a north korean would not know how to do.
The South Korean poster might indicate that it's a South Korean soldier on his mandatory military services, (I am not familiar how SK camo should look like), nor is it strictly one camo type in Russia itself.
We don't have many Koreans in Vladivostok, they were deported to central Asia by Stalin.
This is very likely fake news, like most of it nowadays.
James from Tver oblast be like:
South Korea does not use that pattern.
@@karesi3842 Жека Кузнечик
Maybe a kazakh
Weird porn is corn is blocked in russia considering how many russian cornstars there are
The “North Korean” has a very pale, soft look, with what looks like a pretty modern haircut instead of a crappy buzz cut. North Korean people I’ve seen on footage are all pretty tan and rugged looking and they don’t have nice haircuts. Along with the poster, I imagine this is a South Korean in barracks and not a North Korean in a war zone.
As a guy served in the S.Korean military our barracks and uniforms don't like that. They are wearing what it seems to be Russin uniforms and that carpet thing is a damn giveaway. But I agree the guy has a smooth pale skin also seems pretty well fed. Not many N.Koreans are like that. I'm leaning they are Russians of Asisn descent.
Kim is supposedly sending his best, anything less probably are walking skeletons
You are partially wrong, that guy just looks asian and it doesn't mean he is korean, southern parts of russia have a lot of asian people lmao, check amount of middle asian republics in russia. Tuva, Altai, Buryatia, Tatar, Bashkir, Komi, Udmurt, Khakassia, even Buddhist Kalmykia
Yeah, could just be a Russian, in fact, he could easily be a Korean Russian--they're a significant minority in Russia. But it's not unheard of for North Koreans to listen to K-Pop. They ARE literally right next to each other after all, it ain't THAT hard to catch radio waves or get shit over the border. Knowing who IU is or listening to her is one thing, being able to actually acquire that poster is another. But then again, IF he's North Korean, it's possible one of his Russian buddies got the poster as a gift. I like the myth-building of the story though, I'll just choose to believe he's a North Korean because it's not important whether it's true or not and I find it hilarious.
Huh
I knew I was being attacked for all these years.
Black ops 6 killstreaks are insane, wow
"Goon bomb inbound"
Arthur C Clarke wrote a story called “I Remember Babylon” with a similar idea, about communists parking a porn streaming satellite over America.
Mindgeek moment
That isn't fiction
1:17 You can be sure that that day, something was executed: the programming or the programmer
Re: NK bois gooning
“I have no proof, yet, I have no doubt.”
there's hardly any evidence of NK soldiers fighting in the war to begin with.
Don't search up what the Israeli military broadcasted on TV in 2002 on captured Palestinian stations
What was it
I'm guessing it was not very halal
All I see is idf used c4 on the pbc in 02', guess I'm too lazy to find this abstract escoteric piece of poignant historical information
You're gonna need to be more specific mate
@@HKIHNDKNSIIt was corn
keep talking kenny, im getting close
guys out here didn't watch the entire video and are thinking any soldier with asian features is a North Korean soldier.
I've been thinking he could be also mongol or yakutian.
@@MarkusGeheim I mean, China and North Korea are only one country away from Ukraine.
Let us cook
@@DonVigaDeFierro TBH China and Russia is nearly interchangeable on fear mongering and the only reason why they're not the same is because you'd be especially silly to start accusing China of White Supremacy.
Russia has Asian ethnic groups and even ethnic Koreans citizens
Kim Jong-Un grew up in the West. I'm sure he understands.
I use arch btw
same here I also use arch btw
I use PopOs because I'm gay
My lolifutamommy hent@i stash is kept on the arch^tm machine at ALL times
@@1111Tactical At least you're honest.
Install guix
I'd be pissed if some guy recorded me finally enjoying something that I couldn't back in North Korea. Like, bro is probably living the best he's ever lived in that moment just to get killed because his buddy recorded him.
2:38 He's holding with one hand...
The another is currently busy!
"Moon's out? Goons out." ~US Special Forces motto
You should've seen the scrap we had with The Merchant Guild that funds the glowies in Amsterdam, Kenny, it was glorious and my knuckles hurt like a bitch.
Oy vey
🫡
My main question with all of this is that if this is really a north korean soldier (not a buryat or siberian or east asian looking guy within russia)
How did he learned to install tiktok, how did he learned to use internet lmao
How did he came to know about kpop...
You are asking too many logical questions for a regular user. Must be a russian bot!
shit he knows our secrets!
Look up Koreans in the Soviet Union, there is a large population in Central Asia and quite a few in Russia, all thanks to Stalin doing Stalin stuff with population groups (they at least are lucky enough to still exist after it).
@@WewasAtamans North Koreans know what k-pop is, South Korea runs psyops by distributing SK media in the North through smuggling.
Genghis Stalin??
"new"
Ancient. Oldest weapon there is.
tbh the brainrot actually strengthens Kim's position on keeping internet OUT of NK
Gooning epidemic is wild
what else you can do in moderns world? work and pay tax?
Have fun locking down a faithful girlfriend in this day and age.
@@brokenhanz-o4m I've done it, been together for four years, guess I'm a chad 🤷
@@brokenhanz-o4m the only faithful women have penises or only like other women nowadays ...
@@brokenhanz-o4m what is she doesn't fullfill your desires?
"since i'm sure the cia already watched this video before i uploaded it" holy shit this boy KNOWS
Man’s looking so happy and cozy in his bed. He genuinely looks so damn happy lmaooo
Israel also did this back in 2000s when they took over a tv broadcasting HQ.
israelis blasted corn on palestinian tv in early 2000s
In Lebanon too
Merely a coincidence.
based
Man, I love those early 2000s cuts.
FYI there are no DPRK soldiers in Kursk
As a Russian this guy might also be of Kazakhstanian descent.
This has been debunked btw
Paulanergarten. This is all based on one article and absolutely not believable. But it is a good story. And that's why all the brainlets share it around, feeling very clever.
Bro, no one's gonna get the Paulanergarten part 😂
When you hear the trees clapping, the enemy is near.
No evidence. Propaganda. I sleep.
"ANONYMOUS SOURCE", "SUBJECT MATTER EXPERT", etc.
algorithm. That CIA plot to demoralize Russians with the mislabeled condoms sounds like Monty Python material.
Ukrainians are getting pretty creative with their "NK soldiers" videos
Oh, yeah, that a big thing Muricans tend to forget (or more often - willfully ignore): Russia is extremely diverse. There are over 100 ethnicities living here, Koreans included (and quite well represented). But, you know, don't have black people ergo not diverse as far as muricans are concerned...
@@NekoiNemo "Over there" aka the wasteland part of it which holds a quarter of population, despite taking 3/4ths of the total area.
Literally tokens.
the first cooms have been fired to bring down the DMZ
Imagine seeing some North Korean dude get vaporized by artillery and when u search his shit, instead of a pic of the Dear Leader in his pocket he just has a sticky phone and it's lock screen is a futa getting backshots from a horse.
I give you one day to delete this from the eyes of God
a very respectable lock screen, imo 🎩
Kim would be proud
Please delete this immediately for the safety of the children on the platform.
@@belgiumball2308 if the children know what any of those words mean, we've already lost them
Remember South Korea has compulsory military service, it could be just a south korean soldier out of context
Also South Korea would take any chance to slander NK any given day
You know as I am seeing more and more of your content, this must be said!
Your channel feels honest. Authentic, I respect that!
this is pretty much what happened with previously uncontacted tribes in Brazil, they all got immediately hooked on porn the second they got internet access
I just learned what gooning is. Man, this generation is making me feel old.
They really zoomerfied the word 'fapping'
It's not the zoomers, it's gen alpha, which makes it even more depressing
It seems there's a difference- gooning involves holding on and not releasing, and enjoying that hold up.
Back in old days it was called fapping.
Miss old definition of gooning meaning member of Italian mafia.
@@afinelad3673 That's already what people were already doing in the 2000s, you hold it in up to three times then let it go the fourth. does the new gen not even know how to 'fap' correctly? Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest
Isn't it a russian uniform on that "north korean" soldier?
Yeah and the foreign volunteers fighting in Ukraine use the patterns Ukraine wears independently of their country of origin.
@ChucksSEADnDEAD they do this to keep the facade of the war not being a proxy war. No reason to do the same on NK side since it sent them officially anyway.
@@ra2enjoyer708 It's not official.
Those are Buryats at the start of the video, its a training video from a few years back. There is no evidence of North Korean troops in Ukraine. Literally none.
7:22 compulsive poorno use is real problem among young Western men, but it's hotly debated whether this is more of a cause or effect of failure to cultivate in-person sexual intimacy.
While these two aren't mutually exclusive, they may not be equally important. There is a compelling case to be made that in-person sexual relations are just objectively harder to come by than they used to, and gooning to high heaven is more of a coping mechanism than a desired end goal.
I often discussed what might happen if the USA had the German and Amsterdam way of sex work. Would it stop being a crossover of Beavis and Butthead and Revenge of The Nerds?
@@skylinefever Sex work is a bandaid that falls off 5 seconds after applying it. It's not real.
@@skylinefever I both don't want to imagine it and can't help myself from imagining it at the same time. Maybe you meant this as a joke, but it's honestly not the worst guess.
@@augusthoglund6053 I always bring Beavis and Butthead and Revenge Of The Nerds into inceldom. I do that because back around 2016, media was acting as if nobody knew what inceldom would lead to. I called bullshit, those movies and TV shows were what incel was before there was a name. Kissless virgin loser was pretty common back in the 80s and 90s.
Generally speaking the problem most incels have isn't nessicarly getting laid (slampigs and escorts are still a thing even acknowledged in the community) it's moreso that they seek genuine deep relationships along which segs is apart of. in there worldview this is impossible because of the shallow nature of how human relationships are formed@@skylinefever
Most people are not using po rn because they'd rather watch porn than date, it's because dating is a complete utter disaster. You're buying it's a cause of the dating market imploding but it's mostly an effect.
I doubt that typical North Korean solider would have cellphone or know how to operate it.
What kind of sim card he would have? I guess this might be wifi
I'm sure one could figure out how to operate one and I wouldn't be surprised if there are backdoored smartphones available certain people in North Korea. It also looks like a cheap Chinese brand phone so he could have gotten it from someone once he got there.
acting like its rocket science to scroll an app
if thats real hes probably just been shown by russian soldiers how to do basic stuff
North Koreans have cell phones. The DPRK is backwards, but not that backwards.
Son, my 70+ yo mother learned how to use a smartphone on her own. I'd give a determined gooner much higher chance at mastering this esoteric device.
@@MentalOutlaw it's a Xiaomi. I'm not sure what model it is but It's pretty common here in Romania.
They have no access to internet! What a dream. THE INTERNET FUCKING SUCKS
>2024
>relationships
I know you have good will, but bro.
huh?
i think you are already converted
>implying porn has not been used as a demoralization weapon of control until just recently
you have been fucked up by a psyop, because physical wounds heal.
The magnum size condom myth is actually a regurgitated Vietnam war story
Theres no proof this happened btw
I’ve never seen a video where such little is said.
I just find it funny how quickly people are willing to take "random twitter post that cites an anonymous source" as holy gospel, assuming they agree.
this is probably a south korean dude doing his military service back in his barracks.
makes even more sense since they have conscription there and kpop plays a big part in the propaganda/morale efforts they do for the guys who have to serve, like they have female idol groups do shows for the soldiers and there’s always a news story about polls showing which girls are the most popular among troops lol
S.Korean barracks and uniforms don't look like that. I'm not sure about them being N.Korean. I'm leaning they are Russians of Asian descent.
I love how you think Kim DIDNT take into consideration the potential of North Korean soldiers getting access to the internet
If it was always meant as a one-way trip, it's not a worry.
of course, their great leader already had it all planned.
Goon for peace ✌️
Make love not war ☮️
Divided by border and ideology, united by rule 34.
Transheart
3:37
Look his smile 😂😂😂😂
He must be think: "national duty? victory for all cost? I dont know and I dont care *I. M. FREE."