The "laptop" in the statue is actually a tabula, wich is what the rich used to write on in the anxient roman empire. Its just a block of wood with clay in it. No laptop
As an idiot, I'll probably still become a heavy drinker as an adult. It will be the only thing that can numb the _pain._ I'd use it to numb the pain, now. But I'm underage and cannot legally drink. That didn't stop my mother from letting me sip her beer at the age of five and also years after that. Hail Sithis or something.
Some people do not realize that a thin box that opens, a rectangle with stuff on it, and a normal thing/thing that goes on your upper body with a cool design on it are very common design ideas
That “Nokia phone” is actually a piece of art created intentionally by an artist. Kind of as a play on how those phones seemed to last forever and never break. Groundbreaking video Danny. Very good.
Yeah, if something looks "wacky" like that rather than just vaguely not what the conspiracy nuts are claiming it is, it's usually some sort of modern art and not an actual ancient thing.
@@mastermarkus5307 Modern in more than one sense, too. There's a 16th-Century cathedral in Spain that has a mural of an astronaut on ine of its porticos. Obviously, conspiracy theorists went wild, but it turns out that the church approved of the addition of modern images, the astronaut included, during the cathedral's 1992 renovation.
I don't think "ment" means "mind" in that context. -ment usually means the action/result of doing something. So it's actually "The action/result of controlling". Either way, I love how conspiracy theorist are so inbred, that they know absolutely nothing about a simple suffix.
I think Danny isn’t acknowledging the point that they all have Nokias because it’s simply the only phone that’s durable enough to survive the rough process of time travel.
"We're not crazy! I swear we're not crazy! Look! We wrote 'I'm not crazy' on the walls of our house and we constantly sit curled up in a ball repeating 'I'm not crazy.' 'I'm not crazy.' 'I'm not crazy.' That's how not crazy we are!
7:20 the funniest part about this is that you can clearly see how the bottom of the city is cut off by Earth's CURVATURE, so you can only see the tall buildings
Theory: Greg is actually his brother who was turned into a nutcracker which is now at the back of his videos. So every time you subscribe you slowly free Greg and take his place as the nutcracker. WE ARE GREG!
About those female factory workers: Hearing aids back in those days were around the size of a cell phone and you had to hold them to your ear. She was probably just hard of hearing.
@@Bookieson That's also a possibility but I'm using information here based on another theory. Tl;dr on it: There's live theater footage from the 20s or something on a certain Charlie Chaplin DVD and in the crowd in that footage there's a woman holding a large object to her ear and speaking, and people thought it was a phone, but it was just a hearing aid. That's how I know the hearing aid thing in the first place.
Oh No they definetly haven't. everytime there's photographic evidence of something they think is fake, their minds all simultaniously go to photoshop, but of course when they have "photographic evidence" of something, and it's painfully obvious it's photosopped, they call Everyone Who tells them shills from NASA or any other group with the slightest Semblance of Power that disagrees with them.
some of the "time travelers" aren't photoshopped, they are legit human beings who where in those photos. but the photos are also really old and low resolution and they are often holding archaic technology that modern day people wont recognise so they are more likely to believe its a mobile phone at 6:07 than know what a dictaphone looks like.
Except when shown photos that prove them wrong. Then they suddenly remember that things can be faked. But no, _their_ photos couldn't _possibly_ be faked, only the official NASA photos can be faked. Just don't think about how a flat plane can have a fucking horizon (that works like it does in real life) because that's how the mind control rays get into your brain.
I would love to introduce the concept of Ocham's razor, a phrase which is commonly translated as "Entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity" which basically means that often most simple solution is also the most likely. Example: what's more likely? That the entire world is conspiring against you and tampering with your test results to trick you into believing that the world is round when it's actually flat for no conceivable reason other than that they like lying to you OR the world is actually round.
@@sethmp333 LMAO yeah... I was trying to make it make sense 🤣🤣 those that think we're the only coin (if flat at all) while the rest are sphere... Are just... Wrong 😂💀
Best thing is that one video of a flat earther saying "when you're up in a plane and you look out the window, you can never see the curve." and then shows a video clip where the goddamn horizon is curved
There are so many experiments done by flat earthers that showed the globe and they brush it off like it's not a big deal. Had it fit their rhetoric though, the findings would have mattered, naturally! All conspiracy theorists are bad in some area of expertise, some most lol. But I've ingested a shit ton of flat earth content over the last year and I must say they are most scientific illiterate people on the planet. It's painful.
I mean no. Anyone can go fossil hunting on a beach or some shit and they don’t have to wear cloves. I’ve done it multiple times. So have hundreds of other people and we even went with a professional the first couple of times
Ben Thatcher True but how likely are you gonna think that what you found is all that special when you weren’t checking an official dig site. If the guy had got this from somewhere other than an official dig site than it’s far more likely that someone in modern times made it or he lied and made it himself. Not saying it’s impossible to come across an artifact like this normally but it’s extremely unlikely.
Peter Clark the place we went is world famous for having fossils. It’s not all like what you see in Jurassic park where there’s a little sand pit with rope around it.
@@farahabdul-quayum3250 области по России не преодолели минимального порога и Санкт-Петербурге на территориях в среднем на одного из супругов может быть и метрическую в целом же не только для лабораторий и Санкт-Петербурге на территориях в среднем по стране данный
2:30 I think it's funny they are mis-interpreting the circuit connector pads of the buttons on the phone to be cuneiform. Those are literally just exposed cooper sections that would touch a corresponding copper piece inside of the now missing buttons. That's how it would detect if you are pressing the button. The two pieces of copper would touch and complete a particular circuit, causes a specific function to happen. Cuneiform doesn't even have symbols that look like some of those connection pieces.
You know what Danny is wearing? A shirt. You know where you bring your shirts? The Dry cleaners. You know where the Dry Cleaners is usually located? A big city. You know what else is in a big city? Fast food restraunts. You know what's a fast food restraunts? McDonald's. You know what they have at McDonald's? French Fries. This is proof that Danny is in fact a french fry
Yes an French fries are the best. Do you know what’s also the best? Glitch productions. This in facts proves that Danny is an time traveling Aussie working with @glitch to stop the end of the world by making videos from the future
Lie detectors detect signs if ur nervous or just show emotions, they dont actually know if ur really lying or not, a serial killer passed the test by just being relaxed
There’s the idea that when people truly believe something, it becomes the truth. For example, people who are deprived of sight and are made to feel water running along their legs, but are told they’re bleeding, will exhibit symptoms of blood loss and could even die. So, therefore, if someone believes he’s a time traveler, then his body will change molecularly and give him time traveling capabilities /s (I mean from what I know that psychological torture thing is true but the rest is me talking out of my bum)
I just want to say, I love your channel so much and theses videos help me fall asleep instead of crying myself to sleep I end up quietly giggling so as not to have my parents hear, but when they aren't home I can't help but laugh out loud. You are so funny and so amazing but you do kinda haunt my dreams.
Yeah because that lady with the "cell phone" wasn't scratching an itch or taking out an earring while holding her clutch purse. People need to touch grass.
I love how all of these conspiracies have people passing lie detectors, and people are like “yup lie detectors are the ultimate test and are in no way easy to pass”
Scientific professionals have even said that lie detectors are pretty fallible, and that they are nowhere near exact enough to even use admissibly as evidence in court. Just most judges aren't aware of that and allow it.
Even if they were impossible to trick, it doesn’t test whether you’re telling the truth, it tests whether you THINK you’re telling the truth or not. So a crazy guy who truly thinks he’s a time traveler could pass even an infallible lie detector test 😂
@@Zozu2001 also weather the person conducting the test thinks you think your telling the truth So basically if the police really really don't like you and want you to be guilty or want to quickly close up the case could just say your lieing about not killing someone
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Everyone always brings up how lie detectors are easy to fake the results of, but I feel like you don’t even have to go that far. If a person believes the lie they are telling, they wouldn’t show signs of lying on a lie detector. A person who is so convinced of their delusions that they would willingly take a lie detector test would not read as having lied, lie detectors aren’t magic.
Jessica Taylor Music Everyone knows women didn't exist until they were invented as a tool in the cold war, their presence in art before that is proof of *time travel*
4:41 funny thing is, you know how in some court cases they use lie detectors? sometimes people say NOT to do the lie detector because it goes on if your emotions change, so if you're super nervous, they'll ask you your *NAME* and it will say false.
@@imma_rat4_ratatoulliel820 Ah, sorry, I forgot that Queen Elizabeth is and forever will be immortal and as such will be the only survivor in the inevitable apocalypse to come.
Hats where originally invented by Frank Time in 3098, but he also invented time travel, and because he wanted to become rich, he travelled to the Year 1849 as William Bowler and invented the, today known as Bowler, first hat that made him rich. A few years later, he became bored, so he travelled as Edward John Smith to the year 1912 and became the captain of the titanic. btw the same year, he had the idea of 9/11 and now he is on youtube, searching for time travel content mission completed :)
Creator_ Chan Once you sub and turn on notifications, you are now and always and forever Greg. There’s no turning back. You must join Greg. Do not deny it. You NEED to join Greg. We are Greg. Join Greg now. You must
Lucky me. In Germany the word "Government" does not exist (I mean, we have a word for it. But it's obviously not government). Proof that Gemans aren't being mind controlled? Vote now.
The best(worst?) part of the flat earth theory is that we've known the earth a globe since ancient times...The 1st person to accurately calculate the circumference of Earth was a Greek mathematician in 220 BC...and yet here we are.
and then there was this Indian guy, Aryabhata (the guy who invented zero) from 476 AD to 550 AD, he also proved the Earth was round, and just to re-re-remind some more dumbfucks, about a millenia later, Copernicus came in clutch with the Heliocentric theory, and here we are with flat earth society, wo say they have members all around the globe (this was a real weet by the flat earth society)
@@erinsheridan4593 Copernicus' theory was actually hated by the church, since the pope was pissed, copernicus was dead, shit got real. A century later, some blokes in Europe were like "Yo, this dead dude has a cool theory brudah" and the church was like "Ah, fuck it, you can believe your stupid earth around the sun nonsense"
OBVIOUSLY, NASA has time travelers who went back in time to lie to all of these so called "geniuses" from the past. We all know that if we sail far enough we will be shot by the NASA snipers that guard the giant ice wall...it's just science.
It wasn't actually a Eureka! moment because there wasn't one person who said the Earth was round. If you just look at ancient Greek, Pythagoras suggested it, Plato backed him up, and Aristotle gathered the first evidence to verify it. And the spherical Earth theory is not the biggest thing any three of them is known for. Although this does have me chuckling at the idea of Pythagoras' theorem deniers who argue that A squared plus B squared DOES NOT equal C squared.
Historically, very few people actually thought the earth was flat. Most of the world has almost always believed it is round. Even the Catholic church never really thought it was flat. They even incorporated the spherical earth into their iconography. (The thing everyone calls the Holy Hand grenade is called the Sovereign's Orb, the cross on top of the sphere represents Christ's dominion over the earth.) So the idea that no one knew that the earth wasn't flat is mostly a myth.
I wouldn’t really say “biggest find of a lifetime”. If I was living in 3000 BC and someone told me the earth was round I’d probably think “yea, I guess that makes sense.” Wouldn’t really blow my mind or anything.
Also, for that woman claiming to be from a Marians city, if she's from there and she comes to earth...she won't be able to adjust to our bacterias, gravitational force and air pressure...she would have died right away if she was wearing clothes like this (a normal pant and a shirt or whatever u call it)
danny gonzalez's videos always make me feel better. when im upset i just watch him and i feel so much better. ive been watching him for so long and this video is one of my personal favorites. i never get tired of his content. youre the best dan the man!
The 1940s one was debunked. Pretty sure he was a hockey player? the style was uncommon but it existed, it's like seeing a goth person, it's uncommon but it exists
Imagine conspiracy theorists in the future, and they see people dressing up in vintage clothing and gothic fashion and they are just like, “Gasp! This is proof of time travelers in the 2020’s!”
He wasn't a hockey player, he just had a Montreal Maroons jersey, the sunglasses are a pair manufactured around the same time. He was just a dude who had an unconventional fashion sense who ended up being fashionable to us future people in 2020
I'm from the future. I can clear up a few things: 1) when we time travel, we plant random electronics everywhere. It's always Nokia 3310s because future phone insurance doesn't cover for our actual phones, if we leave them in time. 2)Danny actually disbands Greg and joins team 10 in the not so distant future.
Danny screaming “NO” while wearing a dopey-looking tinfoil hat is the thing that continues to sustain me
Drago Kai 5:05 is great
Drago Kai same
Heh
Will never cease to absolutely send me
9:40 also here
The "laptop" in the statue is actually a tabula, wich is what the rich used to write on in the anxient roman empire. Its just a block of wood with clay in it. No laptop
PegaBuRn old laptop
@@namkedi yea sure 😂
no, laptop, time travel
@EnigmaDrath greasy hair
@EnigmaDrath lol
"Smarter children tend to become heavier drinkers as adults."
Well at least I'll be sober
Lol
O h n o
As an idiot, I'll probably still become a heavy drinker as an adult.
It will be the only thing that can numb the _pain._ I'd use it to numb the pain, now. But I'm underage and cannot legally drink. That didn't stop my mother from letting me sip her beer at the age of five and also years after that.
Hail Sithis or something.
who tf says that
@@VoidZeroNothing I'm sending a S.W.A.T team to your house. Imagine admitting to have SIPPED BEER UNDERAGE on the internet!!!
Some people do not realize that a thin box that opens, a rectangle with stuff on it, and a normal thing/thing that goes on your upper body with a cool design on it are very common design ideas
Haven't briefcases existed for hundreds of years?
What
That queen with the "laptop" is clearly just playing battleship, duh.
Yea.. *HMM.....*
I wanna say your wrong but your so fuckin right
@@3v3lyn39 *angry inhale*
I thought she was just making sure it was a thin crust with extra pepperoni
No, its a rhinoceros
If you're meeting up in groups with other people to scream "We're not crazy", then I think it's safe to assume that you're crazy.
Amen
You again?
@@frostybigman5070 Me?
@@onlyvaluknow no
The dude who wrote the comment
The “ment” in “government” is a suffix that turns verbs into nouns (other examples include abandonment, announcement, endorsement, among others)
Statement, annulment, entertainment, fulfillment, containment...
I have nothing to useful to add. I just wanted to write some "-ment" words..
oh shiiiiiiit i never knew that
that's actually a very cool fact thank you :D
@@tyf.5111 Apartment
@@slovenlyelk898 u made my day
nice try government, not falling for that one again
Fun fact: Danny is currently only 6 miles from your exact location, each time you stop moving he only gets closer. Run.
Wow, I never knew Chicago was 6 miles away from london!
That's not very fun
@@Nolan-W I’m currently in a plane over Miami so hahaha
Edit: Holy crap he has an small private jet and is chasing me!!!!!!
@@DinoRickywrong, he's peddling after you in that little DaVinci helicopter
@@SatnanatI got away I’m in Texas
*W I T H T H E 2 N D A M E N D M E N T*
That “Nokia phone” is actually a piece of art created intentionally by an artist. Kind of as a play on how those phones seemed to last forever and never break. Groundbreaking video Danny. Very good.
Yeah, if something looks "wacky" like that rather than just vaguely not what the conspiracy nuts are claiming it is, it's usually some sort of modern art and not an actual ancient thing.
@@mastermarkus5307 Modern in more than one sense, too. There's a 16th-Century cathedral in Spain that has a mural of an astronaut on ine of its porticos. Obviously, conspiracy theorists went wild, but it turns out that the church approved of the addition of modern images, the astronaut included, during the cathedral's 1992 renovation.
I was thinking they just modeled nokias afterthe tablet
@@dominicporter5100 you just came Collect one more fact
@@dominicporter5100 Now that is a poggers aesthetic
Conspiracy theory:
The government made Danny make this video to make theories seem fake.
This needs to get more attention
You can't kidnap yourself 🙄
Dude your profile picture is cursed
Who like the comment
oh no i new the government worked with him time tooooooooooooooooooooooo raid lol
Nokia phones are obviously the only phone that can survive time travel.
lol
@Devin Coleman lhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dying right here
Obviously
Makes sense
Alexandria Sutherland
NO SWEARING ON MY MInCRAFT CRISTAN SERVER
I love how they don't figure out that "government" means "Mind that Controls" rather than "Control of Minds"
I don't think "ment" means "mind" in that context. -ment usually means the action/result of doing something. So it's actually "The action/result of controlling". Either way, I love how conspiracy theorist are so inbred, that they know absolutely nothing about a simple suffix.
@@lycanrocmare2341 Exactly. Enjoyment, payment, achievement, investment, development, ...
Screaming "we're not crazy" in unison sounds like something crazy people would say
Flat Earthers: [exists]
"They're not just wrong, they're stupid." ~the Cat in the Hat
It's like yelling "I didn't kill my dad!" When nobody accused you of it
Yes very correct
Wish there was a counter-group of crazy folk yelling back at them “Being sane doesn’t mean everything you believe is true.”
@@isolated_illust Yes, even their comments are against the thing they say
I think Danny isn’t acknowledging the point that they all have Nokias because it’s simply the only phone that’s durable enough to survive the rough process of time travel.
but if *normal* phones will break in time travel so they use the Nokia’s, then how tf are humans strong enough to time travel😂
My grandmother approved of this comment 👍
@@ralsei985 my dead ass approved this comment
@@محمودعلي-و1ر How did your ass approve if it’s dead? Sorry for your loss btw
The smartphone one though
"We're not crazy! I swear we're not crazy! Look! We wrote 'I'm not crazy' on the walls of our house and we constantly sit curled up in a ball repeating 'I'm not crazy.' 'I'm not crazy.' 'I'm not crazy.' That's how not crazy we are!
I dunno guys, seems a little crazy...
man,you guys are pretty non-crazy.
No, the furthest thing from crazy.
you guys don't seem crazy at all lol
dont know bout that stuff,that is way further than being crazy.
7:20 the funniest part about this is that you can clearly see how the bottom of the city is cut off by Earth's CURVATURE, so you can only see the tall buildings
Theory: Greg is actually his brother who was turned into a nutcracker which is now at the back of his videos. So every time you subscribe you slowly free Greg and take his place as the nutcracker. WE ARE GREG!
omg
Yes.
G: we
R: are
E: little
G: nutcracker guy
@@Broccolie 🤯
@@Broccoliecreams
If you look closely, Danny's hair is curved like the Fibonacci sequence. There's only one explanation for this. He's a time traveller.
-insert outdated mind expansion meme-
Nicholas G woahhhh I never knew!
The likes on this is creepy 666
I would like this comment but It has to stay this way
SERIOUSLY IS FIBONACCI LIKE
0,1,1,2,3,5,8,13 etc....
Yet the flat earth society account literally said “we have flat earth members all around the globe”
That's *_sad_*
This just makes me feel really bad
They actually do it on purpose lolol. They're trolls dude. 🤣
E
They just killed themselves
Idk why but i just keep laughing at your profile pic
Why is this man so easy to binge? I started watching his videos around 10pm and it is now 4am
For me it’s 81822237327188948AM. I have to go to work in forty two years. I need to get some sleep.
theory: those weren’t danny’s guinea pigs screaming. it was actually drew because danny kidnapped him
nah fam thats Creg
🤣
I just wheezed
Why would danny kidnap himself
just another anime profile pic that’s a whole other theory
About those female factory workers: Hearing aids back in those days were around the size of a cell phone and you had to hold them to your ear. She was probably just hard of hearing.
I've heard unsubstantiated claims that someone claiming to be that lady's grandson said she was testing an experimental walkie-talkie or something.
Or she was holding something and her cheek itched
I swear theres gonna be that one kid who is like, N0 ItS aPh0nE
iTs A pHone
@@Bookieson That's also a possibility but I'm using information here based on another theory.
Tl;dr on it: There's live theater footage from the 20s or something on a certain Charlie Chaplin DVD and in the crowd in that footage there's a woman holding a large object to her ear and speaking, and people thought it was a phone, but it was just a hearing aid. That's how I know the hearing aid thing in the first place.
"I think I'm being watched"
No shit, Danny. By me. And 5 million other people.
9.6 million
@@1th_to_comment. 9.8 million
@@aurora_sleeping_beauty_ 9.9 million
@@limeedhot 9.99 million
5.66 mil
u can literally train your self to pass lie detector tests
Yea
Or just be insane and believe the crazy stuff you say, this would also work.
Conspiracy Theory: The FBI forced Danny to make this video to eliminate all of our suspicions that his real name is Greg
Just Some Guy without a Mustache Jellal no-
Is this proof of time travel?
Why are you here too????
I love how I always see your comments on different videos I watch no matter the channel 😂
Wait I know you... Which video was it
Conspiracy theory: Danny isn’t real. This channel is actually operated by the little nutcracker guy, and he controls danny
# SAVEDANNY
#SAVEDANNY
Plot twist:that nutcracker guy is being controlled by billion surprise toys
@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 and they made a whole scene to put them selves under the radar.
@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 indeed they are.
The “laptop” was definitively proven by historians that that is *not* a laptop. It’s a jewelry case. :|
That's actually what I thought it looked like. LMAO
Thought it was one of them wax tablets to write on.
That's exactly what I thought it was.
Of course it bloody is lol. It would make a nice cigar case too
It’s a 10 piece chicken nugget box
Those "IS THIS PROOF OF TIME TRAVEL???" memes remind me of that meme with the anime guy looking at the butterfly and saying "Is this a bird?"
Wait so that's what that meme originally said??? I've seen so many edited versions but never the original lol
@@alphavasson5387 IIRC, the original meme more specifically says "Is this a pigeon?"
danny made that tin foil hat just a little too well for my taste, looks like he's had experience
U- I mean ur not wrong
How to comunikate alens:
1: wear shyny beani
2: go to america
3: alens apear!!!!
is this proof of time travel????
sounds like a conspiracy theory.
@@Cat-yx7xc realy!? I din no alens aper so esly:0
A whole group of people just completely forgot that Photoshop is a thing.
Oh No they definetly haven't. everytime there's photographic evidence of something they think is fake, their minds all simultaniously go to photoshop, but of course when they have "photographic evidence" of something, and it's painfully obvious it's photosopped, they call Everyone Who tells them shills from NASA or any other group with the slightest Semblance of Power that disagrees with them.
That's the reason deep fakes scare me.
some of the "time travelers" aren't photoshopped, they are legit human beings who where in those photos. but the photos are also really old and low resolution and they are often holding archaic technology that modern day people wont recognise so they are more likely to believe its a mobile phone at 6:07 than know what a dictaphone looks like.
Except when shown photos that prove them wrong. Then they suddenly remember that things can be faked.
But no, _their_ photos couldn't _possibly_ be faked, only the official NASA photos can be faked.
Just don't think about how a flat plane can have a fucking horizon (that works like it does in real life) because that's how the mind control rays get into your brain.
Especially when people think S.C.P. creatures exist
If you listen to Danny's voice, you can hear sound, what else makes sound? Microwaves. Conclusion? Danny is a microwave.
no you've got it all wrong!! danny is being trapped inside a microwave!
Frogs sometimes make sounds, just saying.
@@TheRecipeGuy mind blown
Ultimate stretch
@@PBSkid08 yessir
i love how much shade danny exudes when talking about flat earthers. it reminds me of anthony padilla's sarcasm with his flat earthers interview.
Apparently, flat earthers claim to have members across the globe.
why am I Here *around the globe
Oop
*Hbomberguy voice* aROUND
THE
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silvertamagachi My brain did that too 😂
That took me a min to get
Theory: we're actually called Danny Gonzalez and his name is Greg.
So he's either super lonely or schizophrenic.
:0
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"What's up Danny, it's Greg"
:0
Conspiracy: Danny’s first follower was called Greg, that’s why we’re called Greg
ICY Kalijuu lol he just found a random name on google it’s in a much earlier vid
OR IS IT??
I made the likes 69 :) you’re welcome.
is this proof of time travel?
Omg
I would love to introduce the concept of Ocham's razor, a phrase which is commonly translated as "Entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity" which basically means that often most simple solution is also the most likely. Example: what's more likely? That the entire world is conspiring against you and tampering with your test results to trick you into believing that the world is round when it's actually flat for no conceivable reason other than that they like lying to you OR the world is actually round.
Sun: round
Stars: round
Other planets: round
BUT EARTH IS FLYING THROUGH SPACE LIKE A F*CKING FRISBEE
They watched Thor and were like "omg its us"
@@sweetssmore862 minus the blowing up part, right?
@@KevinMcScrooge I mean, they could believe in it eventually exploding. I don't know. I'm sticking to the earth being round.
They think it's all coin shaped and we're viewing the tops and bottoms but being lied to about what it looks like from the side (flat)
@@sethmp333 LMAO yeah... I was trying to make it make sense 🤣🤣 those that think we're the only coin (if flat at all) while the rest are sphere... Are just... Wrong 😂💀
Best thing is that one video of a flat earther saying "when you're up in a plane and you look out the window, you can never see the curve." and then shows a video clip where the goddamn horizon is curved
Lucian S
Nah the best thing is when they say they have members all around the globe.
@@arandomuser9459 😂😂😂
There are so many experiments done by flat earthers that showed the globe and they brush it off like it's not a big deal. Had it fit their rhetoric though, the findings would have mattered, naturally!
All conspiracy theorists are bad in some area of expertise, some most lol. But I've ingested a shit ton of flat earth content over the last year and I must say they are most scientific illiterate people on the planet. It's painful.
Fun fact: the cellphone factory woman photo has been debunked. Its actually an old hearing aid.
Wait really
@@user-ob5il7cy8o yep. just look up 1930s hearing aid. first images.
They were called 'radio ears' on an ad. And that ad was from 1933.
The funniest thing about flat earth is that loterally nobody would have anything to gain pretending the earth is round instead.
Notice the guy holding the “watch ring” didn’t have gloves on, isn’t it mandatory to have gloves on when holding precious items from dig sites?
Harper Welker Yeah definitely
**VSAUCE MYSTERY SOUND INTENSIFIES**
I mean no. Anyone can go fossil hunting on a beach or some shit and they don’t have to wear cloves. I’ve done it multiple times. So have hundreds of other people and we even went with a professional the first couple of times
Ben Thatcher True but how likely are you gonna think that what you found is all that special when you weren’t checking an official dig site. If the guy had got this from somewhere other than an official dig site than it’s far more likely that someone in modern times made it or he lied and made it himself. Not saying it’s impossible to come across an artifact like this normally but it’s extremely unlikely.
Peter Clark the place we went is world famous for having fossils. It’s not all like what you see in Jurassic park where there’s a little sand pit with rope around it.
Danny has tinfoil on his head. tinfoil was invented in 1910! Could this be time travel???
Go fuck your self
Ooooo
@@farahabdul-quayum3250 области по России не преодолели минимального порога и Санкт-Петербурге на территориях в среднем на одного из супругов может быть и метрическую в целом же не только для лабораторий и Санкт-Петербурге на территориях в среднем по стране данный
@@farahabdul-quayum3250 ... i would actually would rather not
Farah Abdul-Quayum// wth?? Do u not get a joke?
I need a video of Danny screaming “Noo!” in that fake concerned voice. lmao 😂
When u read this comment fir tge first time I searched to see if they had one.......Sadly no
LiLi's Light
Noo!
@@Agmolly LMAO
Ohh fucc now i want that too
iTunes.. please.
2:30
I think it's funny they are mis-interpreting the circuit connector pads of the buttons on the phone to be cuneiform. Those are literally just exposed cooper sections that would touch a corresponding copper piece inside of the now missing buttons. That's how it would detect if you are pressing the button. The two pieces of copper would touch and complete a particular circuit, causes a specific function to happen. Cuneiform doesn't even have symbols that look like some of those connection pieces.
danny’s comment section is so wholesome and just kind to each other, i can really appreciate that
that is extremly false
shut the fuck up
@@lennnnnyyy12 did u say that to me or the person who made the comment
@@daniellethaxton6800 shut the shit up
@@daniellethaxton6800 Lolz yeah ig i was kidding when i made the comment, i didnt realize other gregs could be so mean
The other head obviously whispered
*"Hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear"*
honestly this is underrated
@@ajlee2168 I feel like the other five likes I gave myself was just a little bit overboard, but thanks!
Can confirm, was the head
@@panielrosebud Oh thanks for confirming my suspicions!
Cant like cuz its at 69
If the world is flat explain this to me:
*Why has my life been going downhill since I was born?*
world flat but tilted. everyone always falling constantly.
If the earth is flat, then why is the moon and sun *not flat?* 🤔
@@worstusernameintheworld9871 because they are HoLoGrAmS
no idea
Honestly same question, bUT is dE eArTh a tRIanGle
Imagine time travelling just to work in a a factory.
I just ate chicken for dinner, I had the same thing last month.
*iS tHiS tImE tRaVeL?????*
No its pubg
😮😮
Omg it is
Ma gawd
@@user-kx1iz2sx3j lmao sorry I'm late but you funny
I just like the idea that when we invent time travel, the man we choose to send back and represent all of humanity ... is Michael Cera
Conspiracy theory: Greg is the fastest growing family on TH-cam and this was the first channel to hit 100 mil and lose it in one day
that's not a conspiracy that's just facts
Greg truthers
Is this proof of time travel?
Who De FuQ is Greg
@@depressedsquidward6172 are you joking or not
You know what Danny is wearing? A shirt. You know where you bring your shirts? The Dry cleaners. You know where the Dry Cleaners is usually located? A big city. You know what else is in a big city? Fast food restraunts. You know what's a fast food restraunts? McDonald's. You know what they have at McDonald's? French Fries. This is proof that Danny is in fact a french fry
Yes an French fries are the best. Do you know what’s also the best? Glitch productions. This in facts proves that Danny is an time traveling Aussie working with @glitch to stop the end of the world by making videos from the future
This radiates "Fairy! God! Parents!" energy and I dont know how else to explain it
Oh my god-
It all makes sense now.
This is the best way to explain chaos
I mean he was right tho 😳
mr crocker was actually right tho, there's a difference
This is proof of time travel
He passed a lie detector test because he genuinely believes he is a time traveler. It doesn't mean he really is.
And also a lie detector isn't even that accurate either.
Lie detectors detect signs if ur nervous or just show emotions, they dont actually know if ur really lying or not, a serial killer passed the test by just being relaxed
There’s the idea that when people truly believe something, it becomes the truth. For example, people who are deprived of sight and are made to feel water running along their legs, but are told they’re bleeding, will exhibit symptoms of blood loss and could even die. So, therefore, if someone believes he’s a time traveler, then his body will change molecularly and give him time traveling capabilities /s
(I mean from what I know that psychological torture thing is true but the rest is me talking out of my bum)
I mean, giving everyone cancer DOES work so why not
LIE DETECTORS ARE 100% ACCURATE CREATED BY THE MOND CONTROL TO FIND ALL THE TIME TRAVELERS
Duh
i lose it every time he has that dumb tin foil thing on his head and starts screaming *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
cool bean
SAME
………
I woke up my sister from laughing so loud
I just want to say, I love your channel so much and theses videos help me fall asleep instead of crying myself to sleep I end up quietly giggling so as not to have my parents hear, but when they aren't home I can't help but laugh out loud. You are so funny and so amazing but you do kinda haunt my dreams.
I just flew into a different time zone
Is ThIs TiMe TrAvEl?!!
Shit
That was good
We won: mr stark
Yes.
Nerpa Seal It technically actually is. TImE TRavEL ExIStS-
Technically, yes. It is. Your traveling slightly into the future or past. Even if it's just an hour difference, it's still technically time travel.
danny looks 14, but says he is 25 🤔
*Is tHis PrOof oF tImE TraVeL!?*
is this umbrella academy
:o just like how Ryan trahan looks 13 but he is actually 22...hands down proof of time travel
BorribiBrace aaaaaa
Actually he was 23 in this video
danny was born in space travelling at the speed of time and he never aged until he landed on earth, 11 years into his life
i couldn’t stop laughing at the upside down head bit
lucy rhodes I loled 🤣
Same lmao
Such a funny bb i cry
Yes
lucy rhodes i
Yeah because that lady with the "cell phone" wasn't scratching an itch or taking out an earring while holding her clutch purse. People need to touch grass.
I love how all of these conspiracies have people passing lie detectors, and people are like “yup lie detectors are the ultimate test and are in no way easy to pass”
In Basic Instinct Sharon Stone's character says it is easy to pass a lie detector test.
Scientific professionals have even said that lie detectors are pretty fallible, and that they are nowhere near exact enough to even use admissibly as evidence in court. Just most judges aren't aware of that and allow it.
the guy who invented them literally said that they were bullshit
Even if they were impossible to trick, it doesn’t test whether you’re telling the truth, it tests whether you THINK you’re telling the truth or not. So a crazy guy who truly thinks he’s a time traveler could pass even an infallible lie detector test 😂
@@Zozu2001 also weather the person conducting the test thinks you think your telling the truth
So basically if the police really really don't like you and want you to be guilty or want to quickly close up the case could just say your lieing about not killing someone
Laura: peacefully making a sandwich
Danny: screaming with a tin foil hat
My first thought at this comment was “that sounds like a 50s marriage” lmao
@@Zozu2001 GELP I JUST VISUALIZED LAURA MAKING A SANDWICH WITH DANNY JUST SCREAMING IN HIS HAT BEHIND HER 😭😭😭
@@hushfur are you 12 years old perhaps?
@@mickeyp6639 is your butt hurt perhaps?
@@beanmoo yes always
“I don’t know if any of you could hear that, my guinea pig just started screaming. *I think I’m being watched.”*
Wings of Lord lol oops😄
Derpy Potato yes we heard that
Holy shit i read this when danny said that
The only I'm questioning is humanity's mental state
That's honestly something that we should always question,because OH,BOY-
Danny saying “why. Why are you not Greg?” totally peer pressured me into becoming Greg
Welcome :3
Maybe it's time to start reading Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
Same here
Hmmmm..... Jackie..... Weird way to spell greg
“Smarter kids become heavier drinkers in adulthood”
Wow! That’s great news! I’ll never be alcoholic!
@Sad potato salad nerd
Well shit
Wow
Ill become a dr*g addicted al*****lic
too late
Wow, guys. What a way to brag about your smarts.
"I just wonder what the other brain said"
_Hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear-_
*tell ya something that ya might like to hear*
@@DieselthePilot
_It’s free real estate_
nah it said "hey shawtay bae whats poppin 🤩😘😍🥰😂😂😫😫😫😫😫😛😛"
Please forgive me for the sin I must commit to be 0.00001% funnier.
_🥰😳😏☺️😉😌😜😝😛🤪😘😚😍🤩🥺😯😖😣😫😩🤤🥴😻👀👅💔❣️♥️💋❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍💦💯💏👩❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨👩❤️💋👩💑👩❤️👨👨❤️👨👩❤️👩🍑🍆💍_
@@AnEldritchBeing why is it like bend over is my eyes ok
Everyone always brings up how lie detectors are easy to fake the results of, but I feel like you don’t even have to go that far. If a person believes the lie they are telling, they wouldn’t show signs of lying on a lie detector. A person who is so convinced of their delusions that they would willingly take a lie detector test would not read as having lied, lie detectors aren’t magic.
the woman with the picture of 'mars' is actually holding a picture of a planet from Star Wars the Clone Wars
Which planet. Just curious
Rith Bajer zuppa
Lol.
Oskar winters hahaha Bene!! I speak Italian and it’s one of my favorite words idk why lol
Lol I love that show!
a woman was spotted. is this T I M E T R A V E L ?
Jessica Taylor Music Everyone knows women didn't exist until they were invented as a tool in the cold war, their presence in art before that is proof of *time travel*
Jessica Taylor Music god apparently wrote the bible before words were invented. Is this T I M E T R A V E L ?
Man was doing *NORMAL* activity as a normal person should *NORMALLY* do?!
Is this... *T I M E T R A V E L ?*
Obviously. We all know women didn’t exist until before the Kardashians
Yeah. Women arent alive anymore. TEEM TRUVL
nobody:
absolutely no one:
not a single soul:
the guinea pigs: *sKREEEE*
I thought that the guinea pigs were a sound effect that Danny added in 😂
I just want you to know that I snorted with laughter when I saw this comment
The yeeted Fetus you have no proof there was no soul *GhOsTs*
My guineas started squeaking once his did 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:41 funny thing is, you know how in some court cases they use lie detectors? sometimes people say NOT to do the lie detector because it goes on if your emotions change, so if you're super nervous, they'll ask you your *NAME* and it will say false.
You know who yells “We are not crazy”?
*cRaZy PeOpLe*
Arushi Gupta you suck
@@mariasantino540he /she's not wrong tho '-'
Chickling you suck to and I’ll one v one me in my name juju20202
@@mariasantino540 Sit down before you hurt yourself buddy '-'
Chickling you want to catch this hands
Danny in 2018: “Conspiracy theories seem to be all the rage nowadays”
Me watching in 2021: Oh buddy you have no idea what’s coming…
Let’s ask the woman from the park to time travel with us to warn Danny of this!
He didn't know about anti vaxxers...
@@meiris-ma aka natural selection at its finest
Honey, you’ve got a big store coming
Watching in 2022. Yep, I kinda hope covid ends sooner so we can collectively move on
the kid that could "time travel" could have told us about Covid-19
I'm annoyed
And we could have bought all the hand sanitizer and toilet paper we needed before the stores ran out
conspiracy: the time travel guy was fake because there will be no more humans in the future because of covid
Star oop
@@sadnessofwildgoats Umm ur wrong
*Queen Elizabeth is immortal she cannot die*
@@imma_rat4_ratatoulliel820 Ah, sorry, I forgot that Queen Elizabeth is and forever will be immortal and as such will be the only survivor in the inevitable apocalypse to come.
If a man actually believes he is a time traveler then the lie detector will pass
a man in the 1930s wore a hat. is this T I M E T R A V E L ?
Jessica Taylor Music when I saw ur comment I thought,
TIM ETRAVEL??????
Since hats were invented in 1974 by Richard B. Hat, this can’t be possible.
Jessica Taylor Music HA
The things he has on was out back then
Hats where originally invented by Frank Time in 3098, but he also invented time travel, and because he wanted to become rich, he travelled to the Year 1849 as William Bowler and invented the, today known as Bowler, first hat that made him rich.
A few years later, he became bored, so he travelled as Edward John Smith to the year 1912 and became the captain of the titanic.
btw the same year, he had the idea of 9/11
and now he is on youtube, searching for time travel content
mission completed :)
Danny: Hey! What’s up Greg!
Me: But my names-
Danny: Greg!
Me: No it’s-
Danny: GrEg!
Creator_ Chan Once you sub and turn on notifications, you are now and always and forever Greg. There’s no turning back. You must join Greg. Do not deny it. You NEED to join Greg. We are Greg. Join Greg now. You must
Whatever ur name used to be IT DOESNT MATTER u are Greg now and u will ALWAYS BE GREG!!!!!!
If you were a real Greg you would know that pressing the subscribe button sells your soul to him
Syd_ Dino yes
@@alesandruh apart and a part have very, VERY different meanings. Please edit your comment ;-;
*i was born in 1999 but its now 2019?*
*TIME TRAVEL*
Hazbohamberger And it only took 19-20 years.
Peaceful Breeze
_Fascinating!_
a cool pyro Why thank you! Powerful brain cells were used to make the comment.
Hazbohamberger it only took 20 years
Hazbohamberger no it’s 2020
Look at the video. You see colors? What has colors? Hypnosis uses colors. Danny is trying to hypnotize us.
that picture of "mars" is literally from a canadian science book for kids lol
Lies
my like made it reach 420
Yup lmao
Dude why?
Its Dec. 15 and you have 666 likes?!
So every planet is a sphere, and then theres earth. A square
very manly man xD
*Minecraft Sweden starts playing*
very manly man everybody knows earth is a turtle
@London oh shit- whoops
No, the earth is ultra instinc shaggy
Lucky me. In Germany the word "Government" does not exist (I mean, we have a word for it. But it's obviously not government). Proof that Gemans aren't being mind controlled? Vote now.
Ayeeeee👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Well there was a dude in germany who overthrew the goverment once. I think it was when the phone girl was talking to trump
@@shxhebx2039 lol i'm lost. wdym?
You can’t mind control an aryan they are to perfect of a species
You guys are the controllers
I’m like 90% sure I have that picture of mars hanging up on my walls because it’s a national geographic poster on what living on mars COULD look like
*woman holds paper*
Internet: TIME TRAVEL
The best(worst?) part of the flat earth theory is that we've known the earth a globe since ancient times...The 1st person to accurately calculate the circumference of Earth was a Greek mathematician in 220 BC...and yet here we are.
and then there was this Indian guy, Aryabhata (the guy who invented zero) from 476 AD to 550 AD, he also proved the Earth was round, and just to re-re-remind some more dumbfucks, about a millenia later, Copernicus came in clutch with the Heliocentric theory, and here we are with flat earth society, wo say they have members all around the globe (this was a real weet by the flat earth society)
yep. good ol' eratosthenes
@@smncoolidfk "Copernicus came in clutch" I love that lol
@@erinsheridan4593 Copernicus' theory was actually hated by the church, since the pope was pissed, copernicus was dead, shit got real. A century later, some blokes in Europe were like "Yo, this dead dude has a cool theory brudah" and the church was like "Ah, fuck it, you can believe your stupid earth around the sun nonsense"
OBVIOUSLY, NASA has time travelers who went back in time to lie to all of these so called "geniuses" from the past. We all know that if we sail far enough we will be shot by the NASA snipers that guard the giant ice wall...it's just science.
Theory: Danny's real name is Greg and the government's after him so he had to change it. So he decided to make it his fanbase name.
Like the "20 years ago" touch on your name, nice.
Is this truth of time travel
A concerned stranger • 20 years ago .......
I saw that 20 years ago and i was hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
This way when the govermentfind him we can say "we are are all greg" and die in his place
0:37, Pog your guinea pigs have activated my 'squeak' response and I almost started running to my guinea pigs
"We're not crazy!!!" Sounds something like a crazy person would say.
Edit: HOLY HECK THIS IS THE MOST LIKES I'VE EVER GOT. THANKS FOR LIKING IG
so Im cRaZy?
Imagine making the biggest find of a lifetime by discovering the earth is round and some people in a few hundred years are just like “nah”
It wasn't actually a Eureka! moment because there wasn't one person who said the Earth was round.
If you just look at ancient Greek, Pythagoras suggested it, Plato backed him up, and Aristotle gathered the first evidence to verify it. And the spherical Earth theory is not the biggest thing any three of them is known for.
Although this does have me chuckling at the idea of Pythagoras' theorem deniers who argue that A squared plus B squared DOES NOT equal C squared.
Historically, very few people actually thought the earth was flat. Most of the world has almost always believed it is round. Even the Catholic church never really thought it was flat. They even incorporated the spherical earth into their iconography. (The thing everyone calls the Holy Hand grenade is called the Sovereign's Orb, the cross on top of the sphere represents Christ's dominion over the earth.)
So the idea that no one knew that the earth wasn't flat is mostly a myth.
ancient Egyptians calculated the curvature of the earth using obelisks they had built
I wouldn’t really say “biggest find of a lifetime”.
If I was living in 3000 BC and someone told me the earth was round I’d probably think “yea, I guess that makes sense.” Wouldn’t really blow my mind or anything.
Also, for that woman claiming to be from a Marians city, if she's from there and she comes to earth...she won't be able to adjust to our bacterias, gravitational force and air pressure...she would have died right away if she was wearing clothes like this (a normal pant and a shirt or whatever u call it)
Yeah, she should have worn tinfoil.
@@excuseyou7198 LMFAO
danny gonzalez's videos always make me feel better. when im upset i just watch him and i feel so much better. ive been watching him for so long and this video is one of my personal favorites. i never get tired of his content. youre the best dan the man!
“I think I’m being watched”
Yeah man, that’s kinda how TH-cam works.
underrated comment
w h e e z e
"Is this a government conspiracy? Or is this just sad?"
Yes.
both inebriate theory
*x files theme plays in the background*
Is this proof of time travel?
The 1940s one was debunked. Pretty sure he was a hockey player? the style was uncommon but it existed, it's like seeing a goth person, it's uncommon but it exists
Hockey Dennis Rodman
Imagine conspiracy theorists in the future, and they see people dressing up in vintage clothing and gothic fashion and they are just like, “Gasp! This is proof of time travelers in the 2020’s!”
Goths is unite 😫🖐‼️
He wasn't a hockey player, he just had a Montreal Maroons jersey, the sunglasses are a pair manufactured around the same time. He was just a dude who had an unconventional fashion sense who ended up being fashionable to us future people in 2020
Conspiracy *hypotheses.*
Theories (like gravity) are hypotheses that received substantial factual proof through experiments and observations.
I'm from the future. I can clear up a few things:
1) when we time travel, we plant random electronics everywhere. It's always Nokia 3310s because future phone insurance doesn't cover for our actual phones, if we leave them in time.
2)Danny actually disbands Greg and joins team 10 in the not so distant future.
365Tech You’re lying, I came from 2147 and the empire of Greg has subjugated the world.
+365Tech +Dr LMAO
you fucking imbeciles, you've fucked the timelines again. God damnit, team 100000 has to fix this shit again.
+Void of Space and Time You weren't supposed to tell them about the existence of team 100000 before year 3018 you piece of shit!
Don’t fucking joke about team ten.(they will hunt you and kill you)
This happened in house of gold
The 1900s: there will be flying cars in the future!
2019: *the earth is flat*
Laura S why are we getting dumber?
@@claustrophobictellietubby8556 i dont know 😭😭
We do have flying cars
@@claustrophobictellietubby8556 Idiocracy was actually a prophecy.
I personally love being a time travel queen 😍😩
Ariana Rosado same
O shit, can I hold your thicc ass laptop?
Show me your shitty ass blurry pictures of future cities bb
Conspiracy theory: Danny is a bottle nosed dolphin, he turned into one after watching the Kurtis Conner subliminal video