Give him benefit of the doubt. He didn’t know in advance that more and more Badads would keep popping up so he didn’t think they were worth a full video. Maybe, that’s a possible answer. Still funny tho lol
if they eat a lot it can clog up their digestive tract though so (edit) explanation for why i commented this: i read somewhere that eating cheese could kill mice, but i wasn't completely sure if it was true or not so i left that part out and just said the clogging up their digestive tract part please please stop replying to this and reminding me how stupid i am
I saw an Instagram fact account that would tell you "basic English vs. advanced English" and one of the posts was this: Basic English: she was crying loudly Advanced English: she was bowling his eyes out
They purposefully make these ads dumb and full of errors because it creates more engagement for the post of people calling out or correcting it, which then pushes it to more people
Or those annoying ads that say "It took me hours to finish level one!" , "I dare you to finish level one" , "Mom vs dad" , "Noob vs pro" , or "Girl vs boy"
Aren’t some of those advertisements from Voodoo? They make a bunch of mobile games and usually a lot of people play them, mostly kids of course. Regardless, it’s working in their favor so if anything it’s good advertising, it’s fucking annoying to get it on your feed constantly, but it does work well in their favor..
Danny 2018- Mobile games' bad ads aren't interesting enough to make a whole video one Danny 2021- Has not only a 6+ part series, but an entire investigation which he funded with thousands of dollars
when the "girlfriend" said jonathan I'm leaving you, I immediately thought of danny's "you've got a letter!" vine "Jonathan, I don't love you anymore." Jonathan is just his go-to bad boyfriend
Police officer: “Ma’am, you murdered twelve children and used their limbs as pins, and used their skulls as bowling balls. How do you explain?!” Me: *pulls out legally skilled identification card* Officer: oh shit lol my bad
The thing about the inventor of email is actually wild. I looked it up because i was like "the inventor of email is the same age as my mother and invented it as a teen in the 70s? Wtf" anyway turns out that 1. it's a massively disputed claim, 2. He was in a long term relationship with Fran Drescher and claims they got married even though they didn't, and 3. His Wikipedia article immediately describes him as being "known for promoting conspiracy theories, pseudoscience and unfounded medical claims". Dude has 4 college degrees including a PhD, he's clearly not dumb, he just fucking loves lying apparently
As someone who's into spirituality I'd like to say that the "places of birth" thing weirded me out too. You don't have to believe in ghosts to think of that as new information.
i can only assume it meant that ghosts return to the place they were born or grew up or whatever, but even then i'm not sure if that makes a ton of sense
when my cat was looking up at the celling i just thought, “eh it’s just a ghost”. So i went on with my day and at night turns out it wasn’t a ghost and it was a roach and the roach killed me so now my cat stares at me :).
this video inspired me to make a play about edgar allan poe for school and i got a passing grade. Thanks for helping me become legally skilled in my educational activities Danny!
I saw an ad about that game for plants at 4:02 and it’s caption was “named after my ex boyfriend” WHAT IS??? THERES NOTHING TO NAME??? IS IT THE GAME?? IS YOUR EX BOYFRIEND’S NAME GREEN PANDA GAME PLANT COLLECTOR???
the “legally allowed to leave” thing is from a meme from like a month ago that was like “if the teacher doesn’t come within 15 minutes students are legally allowed to leave” The ad was trying to take advantage of an old meme to make it more relatable basically
Danny: a bunch of websites made by my own fans. I mean, whats more unbiased than that?" Me, a Political Science Major: Honestly, that is pretty unbiased.
@@topshagger3048 what information do you have to make it the vine when it is clearly the legally allowed to leave meme Example *Women in labor* Doctor: If your baby isn't here in 15 minutes we are legally allowed to leave *taps on watch*
“Jonathan, I don’t love you anymore” Anyone remember that? The girl left Jonathan because of him ignoring her at dinner and for a game about plants... and she hates him.
That noisy farm bit just _killed_ me, man. Holy shit, I hadn’t watched this video in a while and I was _not_ anticipating how much that single moment would make me laugh.
There was an ad that said "if you survive for 1 minute you go to Disneyland", i survived for 1 minute , i didn’t get to go to Disneyland... *So that was a fricking lie*
Hey Danny, it's me Greg. I hope I post this early enough that you might see it. Out of sick curiosity I put your name into wattpad the other day, and oh boy. Not only were there some gross fanfics and a smut piece that has ruined my life, but a literary masterpiece called the Golden Hours, a truly touching love story between you and Drew that I think everyone deserves to see. Love Greg.
@@anupama.mp4 I would kill to see that honestly. Maybe not the smut piece cause it's.... It's bad. But the romance is the greatest thing I've read in years. Pure gold.
@@ZoeSquared21 Don't worry, you don't have to kill. You can just go on Wattpad but if killing is your thing then that is okay because population control is much needed
12:27 i dont think it is fully true, but it has some fact in it. Fish do not have vocal cords or lungs like mammals, so they cannot produce sounds in the same way that we do. However, this does not mean that fish are completely silent or "mute." Fish use a variety of non-vocal methods to communicate with each other and their environment. For example, many species of fish use body language, such as fin movements and color changes, to signal aggression, submission, or courtship. Some fish also make sounds by grinding their teeth, vibrating their swim bladder, or rubbing body parts together. In addition, fish are able to detect and interpret a wide range of sounds in their environment, including water movements, vibrations, and even the sounds of other animals. Some fish, like the catfish, have highly sensitive ears that allow them to detect low-frequency sounds in the water. While fish may not communicate with vocalizations in the same way that mammals do, they are still able to communicate and interact with each other in a variety of ways.
Here’s a little section I found on Shiva: “Ayyadurai claimed to have invented email, as a teenager; in August 1982, he registered the copyright on an email application he had written. Historians strongly dispute this account because email was already in use in the early 1970s”
I love being at the farm and hearing... Baa Neigh Oink And my favorite MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NotYourGreatestPlan the distance it supposedly missed us by would be 119,450 miles. The earth moves at around 16 2/3 miles per minute/1,000 mph. “Just minutes earlier” at _most_ i would give around 20 minutes. 16 2/3 times 20 would be 333 1/3 miles, which is not anywhere near two times closer than the moon. The earth would have had to move at 7,166.9 (repeating) miles per minute, or 430,019.9 (repeating) miles per hour. Now i don’t know if the technology nasa hypothetically used to move the earth increases or decreases the speed, or how long it would take to make sure we don’t push ourselves out of orbit or towards the asteroid. ..i think
7:44 "Someone who picks you up when you lose your friend forever." Ah, yes. I remember the day when I lost my friend Jenny to a volcano and my brother was there to pick me up. Sure, he was the one who pushed Jenny into a volcano in the first place, but he was there nonetheless.
9:13 Okay, so I did a bit of research, and unsurprisingly the “fun fact” is false, the email was invented by Ray Tomlinson, but what is kind of funny, is that Shiva Ayyadurai (a professional scientist and engineer), actually sued Gawker media (the owners of this and many other “fun fact” accounts) for a little over 35 million, since they’ve spread, (as he put it), “false and defamatory statements relating to him inventing the email, which was created while he was only 8 years old”. Idk, I just found it kinda funny...
2 things about those game ads: 1) sometimes the actual gameplay doesn't look at all like what they're advertising. that word rocks game looks like ads i've seen for Word Cookies-type games, where you have to connect letters to make words. 2) one genre of ad i see all the time-- although, to be fair, i see these on other mobile games i play, not instagram-- is showing two or more people play the game at the same time. one person plays it really poorly, and the other one plays it well. usually the captions are like "mom\dad" or "me\my girlfriend" or something like that.
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Cop: “sir do you know why I pulled you over today”
Me: *”I’m legally allowed to leave”*
Me: Heres my pass now I can leave! *speeds away before officer can read the pass* Officer: What the fuck is wrong with her?
911 likes.
@@carbony26 is this proof of time travel?
KT Wapenyi You were 15 minutes late to your college lecture so now youre getting towed
Cop: but sir, *i'm legally allowed to pull you over*
Dude the girl can’t leave Jonathan because she’s not legally allowed to leave.
can't leave or she'll get slapped by legal
I’m gonna make it 1k likes
Manisha Guha says otherwise
Anyone gonna talk about his profile
Maybe he gives her candy for cuties?
DANNY: "Bad Ads aren't good enough to make a full video about."
DANNY: [makes like six or seven more videos solely about Bad Ads]
Also known as *Badads!*
@@paperclip2075 *a h y e s, t h e t i m e b e f o r e b a d a d s* /:)
C.W. Roederer i was gonna say that😂😂
Give him benefit of the doubt. He didn’t know in advance that more and more Badads would keep popping up so he didn’t think they were worth a full video. Maybe, that’s a possible answer. Still funny tho lol
Kirby Krazy Mads BB
(Before badads)
"It's best to sit down peacefully"
...As opposed to standing violently?
What about sitting violently instead of sitting peacefully?
@@peanutbutter7726 Ok but how does one sit violently?
@@makya By attacking somebody while sitting.
Flip into the chair?
@@YallSuckLMAO You could also do that!
Kidnapper: you’re going to stay here until we get the money
Person: sorry but I’m legally allowed to leave
Kidnapper: understandable, have a good day
Why why did you do this
@@sovietcat5788 Ye
aah ur scary
The person's legally allowed to leave the kidnapper even if he didn't score 200
Yes lol
There is a very crucial step Police officers go through during police academy. They all have to pass these games to become legally skilled
Seems legit
another ad i see often for mobile games are split screens, where they say things like “my mom vs my dad” or “professional vs noob”
Yeah except their nails are the same
Therefore they are fake
those are so dumb
Me too
I wanna like this but it’s 69
I love how “Mice love cheese” and “Cheese is not their favorite food” don’t even contradict each other
if they eat a lot it can clog up their digestive tract though so
(edit) explanation for why i commented this: i read somewhere that eating cheese could kill mice, but i wasn't completely sure if it was true or not so i left that part out and just said the clogging up their digestive tract part
please please stop replying to this and reminding me how stupid i am
@@koiifsh won’t stop em from loving them
@@tonyfishstick6069 i guess so, but personally i wouldn't be a fan of a food that could severely hurt me
@@koiifsh well mice are stupid
fun fact: mice love sausages. Seriously. That's the best way to trap them in my experience
Who knew after all this time Edgar Allan Poe was just a really skilled caterpillar
Sing the beginning of Moana
Chromaggia I find your choice of words amusing
@@Chromaggia it’s the circle of life
HELLO FELLOW HIDGENS STAN
Hiiii
A good question is if one can be *illegally* skilled
ZHBG 9224 I am *illegally* skilled
“Sir, you’re under arrest for carrying an illegal amount of skill”
Taiyo Renai 😂
FBI OPEN UP
woah 666 likes.
She left her boyfriend because she was legally allowed to leave
Yeet
Lmaaooo
I haven't laughed at a TH-cam comment in a while but this SENT me
And because he wasn’t legally skilled
Lmao
I saw an Instagram fact account that would tell you "basic English vs. advanced English" and one of the posts was this:
Basic English: she was crying loudly
Advanced English: she was bowling his eyes out
‘She was bowling ‘his’ eyes out wait that fact account needs to go back to school
They purposefully make these ads dumb and full of errors because it creates more engagement for the post of people calling out or correcting it, which then pushes it to more people
She and his when talking about one person? Damn they went trans quick!
(No offense to anyone)
hyper advanced english: Bawling eye she his were.
@@kamiljastrzebski6510 too basic. its more like: she was burrying they're for his see-ers initially
someone: spell icup
me: uhh..i- i- cnp
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Kid called n:
Or those annoying ads that say "It took me hours to finish level one!" , "I dare you to finish level one" , "Mom vs dad" , "Noob vs pro" , or "Girl vs boy"
I love all my pets I knowwww
Yep
I hate Mom vs Dad ones
And they mess up the noob vs pro. It shows the pro but it says it’s a noob.
Aren’t some of those advertisements from Voodoo? They make a bunch of mobile games and usually a lot of people play them, mostly kids of course. Regardless, it’s working in their favor so if anything it’s good advertising, it’s fucking annoying to get it on your feed constantly, but it does work well in their favor..
Trendy boiiiii. Love your stuff, so glad to see you trending!
illymation ight
illymation illyyyy boiiii
illymation can u please shout me out
illymation I was just watching your videos and I come across this video and find you in the comments yay!
Fuck you
Danny 2018- Mobile games' bad ads aren't interesting enough to make a whole video one
Danny 2021- Has not only a 6+ part series, but an entire investigation which he funded with thousands of dollars
*drinks water standing up*
*immediately gets arthritis and has a heart attack*
www.quora.com/What-happens-if-we-drink-water-while-standing?
I laughed way too hard at this
*I F Y O U B R E A T H E Y O U H A V E T O B L I N K *
OKAY I FOUND THIS FUNNY, but I also cried ;-; s a d l y
unoriginal
“Legally allowed to leave”
I’m pretty sure this is related to the “if the teacher doesn’t show up for 15 minutes you’re legally allowed to leave”
Yes
I was about to make this comment
Is that even a real thing?
@@auntiem0thman Depends on the school I guess. But the rumor is present all over the world from France to the US to New Zealand
@@auntiem0thman One of my friends had looked it up while waiting for our English teacher to get into the class and it was false
Don't play this at dinner, *JONATHAN* . *I miss you* .
I am happy to inform you that "Greg -the fastest growing army on the internet" is in the Urban Dictionary
How do you know that
@@hinhizo2904 i think they looked it up but you weren't supposed to
Can't anyone add literally anything to urban dictionary though
@@PlatoonGoon🎶Yes, that’s the joke🎶
it's been years since the release of his iconic "letter" vine and his go-to boyfriend name is *still JONATHAN.*
ciaberger IKR LMAOAO
Idk what youre talking about that was drew gooden and this channel is drew gooden and danny gonzalez does not exist
Army💜🔥
Which Jonathan hurt him
Don't worry now he is *DIO*
Ad: Are you math enough?
Me: *crying at the dinner table trying to do my homework* no NO NO IM NOT
Omg that’s true
No one was math enough to begin with
If I found my kid in the future crying at the dinner table because of math homework IMMA CRY WITH THEM
AAAAA
Lmao
Danny: If he doesn't know the difference between cup and cnp, you should break up with him.
Dyslexic people:
I feel personally attacked lmao
Em too
Dyslexic people: yuo frkin demass!!!!!!
cup vs cnb
👁 👄 👁
Very funny that Danny thought bad Instagram ads wouldn't give him enough content for a full video but now Badads is one of his longest running series.
Danny is the only person that can make an ad sound nice
Natália Pinos plus drew
Level one: CUP CNP
Level two: Sacrilegious Sacrelegious
Oh geez
Lmao
level three:
pregnant pregante
@@troy5094
Did you mean
*gregnant?*
Excelll 333 lolololol
when the "girlfriend" said jonathan I'm leaving you, I immediately thought of danny's "you've got a letter!" vine
"Jonathan, I don't love you anymore."
Jonathan is just his go-to bad boyfriend
Somewhere out there, Jonathan knows exactly what he did.
@@Jane-oz7pp He knows. The bastard.
Johnathon is Danny’s ex boyfriend /j
From experience, Jonathan is the worst boyfriend
OH MY GOD-
I got an ad for one zombie theme match three puzzle game and it said “don’t play this game if you’re happy”
Bartender: Sir you're underage, you cant drink.
Me: I'm legally skilled. *Pulls out fake ID*
Bartender: Oh, sorry for the inconvenience .
Bartender: However, you should sit before drinking
r/thathappened
kevin ezzell r/wooosh
@@c-gcoconutgun2577
Not really
kevin ezzell wooooooooosh
Police officer: “Ma’am, you murdered twelve children and used their limbs as pins, and used their skulls as bowling balls. How do you explain?!”
Me: *pulls out legally skilled identification card*
Officer: oh shit lol my bad
WJDHSSHAHDHAH
is this something u did?! (joke) ((ik im so punny))
you were clearly vibing while making that comment
@@fxx5970 yesh
Wow so relatable
Danny:
I found these small bits of content that aren’t worth a full video
Also Danny
*B A D A D S*
i read " *B A D A D S* " as bahdads as a single word
Oh no bad dads :0
The first time I watched Badads I heard Bad dads
KannaNeverSleeps no, ba dads
B- esterday
A-I
D- sked
A- ou
D-
S-
The thing about the inventor of email is actually wild. I looked it up because i was like "the inventor of email is the same age as my mother and invented it as a teen in the 70s? Wtf" anyway turns out that 1. it's a massively disputed claim, 2. He was in a long term relationship with Fran Drescher and claims they got married even though they didn't, and 3. His Wikipedia article immediately describes him as being "known for promoting conspiracy theories, pseudoscience and unfounded medical claims". Dude has 4 college degrees including a PhD, he's clearly not dumb, he just fucking loves lying apparently
Fran Drescher from The Nanny?? Wild!
You don’t play it at dinner because if you do you’ll get so mad that you can’t AET
Hola Amigos HAHA that’s hilarious!
This deserves more likes lmao
Or you could spill your CNP of water
Lol
Underrated 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m sad
Sorry lads, gotta run. The cops are coming because I was illegally skilled.
*gasp* you monster!
@@Dylanraptor dont tell them I'm here
@@peterqueally1144 **me picks up phone** **and continues to watch Danny like a saw nothing**
Danny Gonzalez and Black Clover I have found my people
@@mattythecatty6814 yes
Smh Jonathan needs to get it together
Lolz
Isn't Jonathon the one from the vine lmaoo
What does smh mean?
ι fєєℓ ѕтυρι∂....
@@Carnit_asss I thought it meant so much hate but I guess it's shake my head
+Jessica Maldonado No worries, we all have those moments XD
As someone who's into spirituality I'd like to say that the "places of birth" thing weirded me out too. You don't have to believe in ghosts to think of that as new information.
i can only assume it meant that ghosts return to the place they were born or grew up or whatever, but even then i'm not sure if that makes a ton of sense
Maybe it’s some kind of pro life thing and they’re saying the ghosts of aborted babies hang out there
when my cat was looking up at the celling i just thought, “eh it’s just a ghost”. So i went on with my day and at night turns out it wasn’t a ghost and it was a roach and the roach killed me so now my cat stares at me :).
Enxreau this whole comment was just a rollercoaster of emotions
Strawberry Pimp thanks that’s my j o b
what
That sounds like a personal issue
...wacky
Danny's normal vids : 20-30 mins
Danny's mega vid : 15mins
To be fair, at the time this video came out, a lot of his videos were 12-18 minutes long
@@afooz And if you go REALLY far back, he only had 3 or 4 minutes per video!
@@ilikecurry2345 and before that they were only 6 seconds
True
It might be a "mega" video because of the amount of topics instead of it just being one.
#2 on trending, look at Greg being the strongest army on earth
Movie trailor. Warm blood
Don’t look that up😀
#Greg
Beat me to it
#3...
I once got an ad with a caption saying “I can’t reach pink borat” WHAT THE FRICK IS A BORAT AND WHY IS IT PINK
Bo-Rat. Bo Burnham Rat.
Wawawiwa
Very nice!
I keep seeing ads that say “this game will ruin your life”
Another one said “only 1% can get to level 100” BOI THATS BC ONLY 1% DONT DELETE IT
Ender Pigs this is how the illuminati recruits evil people, they make games that only the top 1 percent can defeat😂😂😂
But whats a game?? Is game about waiting till level 100 or the app itself? is there someething more... who knows...
LMFAOOOO
😂burn🔥
I saw an ad that said “the more you dig the less you will have IQ” and that’s just bothered me ever since I’ve seen it
Hamilton Lover thinking about that might’ve lowered your IQ.
Yes I'm like, how dumb do you have to be that you can't draw a strait line from point a to b
@Sofia Hause } Um... *straight.
"I think you can pull yourself a mans who knows how to spell cup"
Anisha Yasmin *cnp
this video inspired me to make a play about edgar allan poe for school and i got a passing grade. Thanks for helping me become legally skilled in my educational activities Danny!
Care to share?
S(he) h(ate)d (her) boyfriend bec(a)u(s)e he kept playing game(s) during dinner
Lol
My kinda guy.
brotheRRRR-
S(he) h(ate)d (her) boyfriend because he kept playing games during (dinner)
Shdboyfriendbecuehekeptplayinggameduringdinner
I saw an ad about that game for plants at 4:02 and it’s caption was “named after my ex boyfriend”
WHAT IS???
THERES NOTHING TO NAME???
IS IT THE GAME??
IS YOUR EX BOYFRIEND’S NAME GREEN PANDA GAME PLANT COLLECTOR???
I saw that too but it was for a different game called something like rain and I was like: Your ex girlfriends same was rain? What the...
MoodkopKarrot yes.
i saw that but i think it’s bc the first plant they got was called a snake plant
MoodkopKarrot lmao saw that too
Jeremy Corboy 🐍
the “legally allowed to leave” thing is from a meme from like a month ago that was like “if the teacher doesn’t come within 15 minutes students are legally allowed to leave” The ad was trying to take advantage of an old meme to make it more relatable basically
r/fellowkids
It just reminded me of Shane Dawson. I'll go home.
The old meme is actually a thing students believed (still believe) in HS
Jessi Hart *believe. HS students are still fools
how so
Danny: a bunch of websites made by my own fans. I mean, whats more unbiased than that?"
Me, a Political Science Major: Honestly, that is pretty unbiased.
I just drank water standing up...and my cat just stared at me...
Am I dead for drinking water standing up...
This might be late but yes
yes
Yes sir
R.I.P. you 1578-2019.
Died of muscle tension and heart difficulty caused by drinking water while standing up.
Yeah you are dead because that is how life works with standing up, drinking water.
The “legally leave” thing was a reference to the “if the teacher doesn’t show up in 15 minutes then you’re allowed to leave”
《REÐJIVE》no it’s referring to the ‘legally blind’ vine
@@topshagger3048 yeah no, it will always be "legally allowed to leave" to me
《REÐJIVE》 um don’t take that sass with me young lady
@@topshagger3048 not sure how to respond to this one chief
@@topshagger3048 what information do you have to make it the vine when it is clearly the legally allowed to leave meme
Example
*Women in labor*
Doctor: If your baby isn't here in 15 minutes we are legally allowed to leave *taps on watch*
“Jonathan, I don’t love you anymore”
Anyone remember that? The girl left Jonathan because of him ignoring her at dinner and for a game about plants... and she hates him.
Kat Cappello the game was a weed game...
Omg I loved that vine I thought of it right away
The girl left him to go with the postman ya story gæ
“JONATHANS HATE HER!”
That noisy farm bit just _killed_ me, man. Holy shit, I hadn’t watched this video in a while and I was _not_ anticipating how much that single moment would make me laugh.
5 on trending daddy...I mean Danny
24 Frames Of Nick what up Nick!
How funny I make this mistake all the time!
You had it right the first time
Bitch you ain't slick....you could of just retyped it
;)
It was 2, but YOU didn’t know that HAHA
I’m so proud of Danny for reaching the trending page. He deserves it.
kallie e I agree but this isn’t even his best video game
im just imagining some guy named greg whos high clicking on this video not knowing who Danny is and freaking out over the intro
Gae
@@notherelol *gæ
Like that episode of Last Week Tonight
nice pfp
😎🏳️🌈
Anyone with a pride flag as their profile picture automatically attracts all of the gays in the replies.
5:20 I’ve never heard someone call it a “caterpeller” but I like it
FINALLY i’ve been looking for someone who noticed that, took a while to find a comment talking about it
@@sierra.ml02 one reason I said it was because I couldn’t find anyone talking about it either.
it's a regional pronunciation
*Plot twist:*
This whole video is one of their weird marketing strategies and danny tries to act like he isn't part of this
Laura Felton loll
Danny secretly wants to legally leave.
Laura Felton lol
Hi 2 year old conversation
“Don’t play this at dinner... JOHNATHAN
I miss you”
Was that a reference to your vine Danny
why does he always use the name Johnathan 😂 I'm dead
I think so
*jonathan i don't love you anymore*
Julia Kathleen ahahahaha yaaaas
just this LETTER
EHHH
EHHHH
Alexis Whitley because he loves him
Someday Edger Allen Poe will turn into a beautiful butterfly
metamor-poe-sis
13:25 just incase anyone is wondering peanut butter works amazingly
There was an ad that said "if you survive for 1 minute you go to Disneyland", i survived for 1 minute , i didn’t get to go to Disneyland...
*So that was a fricking lie*
Sue them
本田盾子 i think you could actually sue them for that lol, because they said it in the ad, but didnt give it
@@bradleybaker976 its false advertising
I heard a case about a guy who got a car for 10, 000 banannas becuase the adds jokingly said so
Sue their fats off
You have the right and need to go to Disneyland >:0
ACTUALLY HAPPEND
Hey Danny, it's me Greg. I hope I post this early enough that you might see it. Out of sick curiosity I put your name into wattpad the other day, and oh boy. Not only were there some gross fanfics and a smut piece that has ruined my life, but a literary masterpiece called the Golden Hours, a truly touching love story between you and Drew that I think everyone deserves to see. Love Greg.
@@anupama.mp4 I would kill to see that honestly. Maybe not the smut piece cause it's.... It's bad. But the romance is the greatest thing I've read in years. Pure gold.
😳
Thanks, Greg.
From, Greg.
@@ZoeSquared21 Don't worry, you don't have to kill. You can just go on Wattpad but if killing is your thing then that is okay because population control is much needed
@@remietennyson065 wut di fucc
4:18 "Jonathan I don't love you anymore'
Duck McDuckFace Y
Karen?
Finn Murphy it’s a reference to one of his most popular vines
Its one of his vines 😂
Duck McDuckFace I brought you THIS LETTER
12:27 i dont think it is fully true, but it has some fact in it. Fish do not have vocal cords or lungs like mammals, so they cannot produce sounds in the same way that we do. However, this does not mean that fish are completely silent or "mute."
Fish use a variety of non-vocal methods to communicate with each other and their environment. For example, many species of fish use body language, such as fin movements and color changes, to signal aggression, submission, or courtship. Some fish also make sounds by grinding their teeth, vibrating their swim bladder, or rubbing body parts together.
In addition, fish are able to detect and interpret a wide range of sounds in their environment, including water movements, vibrations, and even the sounds of other animals. Some fish, like the catfish, have highly sensitive ears that allow them to detect low-frequency sounds in the water.
While fish may not communicate with vocalizations in the same way that mammals do, they are still able to communicate and interact with each other in a variety of ways.
Someday edger Allen Poe will turn into a beautiful butterfly
or a beautiful raven. that close enough to a butterfly right?
a fate worse than death
He is a pretty good POE-et
Hahahhahaha HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA that was really cringe wasn’t it
edger
Edger
Google: Did you mean Edgier?
AspenAlexandra I GET IT.
I'm binge watching Danny cuz his vids are amazing.
Same
samee
Me toi
Too
sameeee
She hated her boyfriend because he kept playing at dinner.
Gintarė Baškevičiūtė don’t play that game at dinner johnathan I miss you
Omg how this got so many likes?o.o Thanks guys
Where are you from? Your surname is fantastic.
@@yunusemreduman9860 from there where im from. No joke
Hhhhehehehehehehe labas >:3
Here’s a little section I found on Shiva: “Ayyadurai claimed to have invented email, as a teenager; in August 1982, he registered the copyright on an email application he had written. Historians strongly dispute this account because email was already in use in the early 1970s”
This guy is probably the best commentary/ react channel out there ha
Awesomemay willne? memeulous
I love being at the farm and hearing...
Baa
Neigh
Oink
And my favorite
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
( my sister is the last animal )
Is that shane?
4:12 She wasn't legally allowed to leave
Damn.
Astroid: *coming to earth"
NASA: oh shit *starts up earth and moves it out the way*
NotYourGreatestPlan
the distance it supposedly missed us by would be 119,450 miles. The earth moves at around 16 2/3 miles per minute/1,000 mph. “Just minutes earlier” at _most_ i would give around 20 minutes. 16 2/3 times 20 would be 333 1/3 miles, which is not anywhere near two times closer than the moon. The earth would have had to move at 7,166.9 (repeating) miles per minute, or 430,019.9 (repeating) miles per hour. Now i don’t know if the technology nasa hypothetically used to move the earth increases or decreases the speed, or how long it would take to make sure we don’t push ourselves out of orbit or towards the asteroid.
..i think
Phoenix Feather I applaud u
NotYourGreatestPlan what the hades is superman’s neck
Guys, only mother is real. Father’s just a bank account.
Edit: what the fuck when did I make this comment
Nah, from what I recall from earthbound, dad's a phone entity
@@TheBonkleFox To be fair, he is a phone entity with seemingly unlimited money, which a bank might have
Damn, this comment is a joke but hit me hard
My dad is a building
for some horrible wives yes
My dad is a milkman, apparently.
I got one of these ads and it said “If you can swallow the Island you can see the Lion King” Like what?
Well we need answers
Sister: knows your every inch
*in the distance… banjo music plays*
“Johnathan, I don’t love you anymore”
@Jake Paaaah 👉
@@Sunimec ahhhh
@@Heyimjustriver AHHHH
@@Tasmim7ah ah ah
My leg fell off because I drinks water while standing
rip
Damnit mine too
OMG SAME!
I’m crawling on one leg and 2 arms
same
*WHEN DO I GET TO EAT THE ANTS*
- Danny Gonzalez, 2018
NO WHEN THE FUCK DO I GET TO EAT HIM
@@ShadyShrooms
WHEN DO I
get friends ):
@@bloodlust_9890 that is very silly
@@bloodlust_9890 WHEN DO I
get more friends then you
" But when do I get to eat the ants!?"
Danny go outside in your yard I'm sure you'll find plenty of ants to eat
I’ve had my skilled license revoked (I drank water in a standing position)
THIS COMMENT
Noob mistske
Nuts
Humans, am I right? I mean whats with us? N I c e NaMe
I really want to know what those games are called
Geez I think the Greg army is actually the fastest growing army on TH-cam
Dumbsparce don’t look that up
It truly is- hey don’t search it.. just believe it
Dumbsparce
Well duh... -just don’t look it up.
Did you forget about T-Series?
And we all are related
The cows mooin’, the roosters waking you up in the mornin’, and the horses just yelling... MEEEEEEEEE
Lmao
And I stared laughing and here's the time when he says it 12:37
You commented this after mine and got more feckin likes
And yes, i am petty
Clara's you stared laughing?
Thats kinda creepy
11:57
It’s 1:37am on a Tuesday and I’m eating ice cream. I’m gonna walk backwards now and become a felon
Did you?
@@Kade-c0gh4 felony j walking.
@@Kade-c0gh4 He's still serving jail time to this day...
"Someday Edgar Allen Poe will turn into a beautiful butterfly!"
No
I just saw the part
Lol
What was the point of repeating this
😂😂
4:18 "Hey mailman what do you got?"
Mailman: "Just this letter!"
"Ayyyy!"
Letter: "Jonathan I don't love you anymore"
bex elizabeth omg I remember that vine!!!
👏🏻👏🏻
bex elizabeth that’s what I thought of lol
AAAAAAAAAA
Rip vine ;-;
I'm a new greg and i don't know how many danny videos I've been binge watching over this past few days🙂
Why does Jonathan keep getting dumped?
Kollin Murphy because hes an asshole
7:44 "Someone who picks you up when you lose your friend forever."
Ah, yes. I remember the day when I lost my friend Jenny to a volcano and my brother was there to pick me up. Sure, he was the one who pushed Jenny into a volcano in the first place, but he was there nonetheless.
Babylon's Mediocre Art This got to be one of the best comments i’ve ever seen.
@@Jim-lg8sf same
That got me shook😂😂😂
I wish I had a brother like yours
RIP.
I have no Siblings....But I have an Annoying Cousin who comes over 24/7.
Sister: knows your every inch
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
I was about to comment this exact thing god dang it
dinnerfood ouch
Yeety Boi You don’t need to be from Alabama when your last name is “Lanister”
@@aaronlandry3934 or habsburg
Oof
The mouse with the cheese analogy is literally me and my wife. She's great at telling you you're wrong.
how great can she be at telling me i'm wrong? she's never told me i'm wrong. sounds like she sucks at it actually :/
WHEN DO I GET TO EAT THE ANTS?!?!
Once you're done killing all of the fish on the planet. Better get started, mate!
Right about now. Oh, wait. You can't. Guess you'll have to wait...for eternity.
WHEN DO I GET TO EAT THE PANT?!?!
Who wants to eat ants I would much rather eat fish or salmon
NEVAH
"It's an age old question. Are you math enough?"
*LeTs TaLk AbOuT tHaT!*
DUH DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DO DO DO DO DO DUH DO DO DO DO DO DAH DOOOOOOOOOO
Greetings fellow clique member hello hi greetings salutations hey
hello clique doods what's u p
@@meenajones6486 greetings salutations hi
Hey fellow clique
“Email is the most important invention ever”
Thy guy that found fire: am I a joke to you
Domestication, (is using plants and animals), math (purchases), wheel, science
Nunya Biznas fire
@@craigsnortsfruitshoots2811 using stones
9:13 Okay, so I did a bit of research, and unsurprisingly the “fun fact” is false, the email was invented by Ray Tomlinson, but what is kind of funny, is that Shiva Ayyadurai (a professional scientist and engineer), actually sued Gawker media (the owners of this and many other “fun fact” accounts) for a little over 35 million, since they’ve spread, (as he put it), “false and defamatory statements relating to him inventing the email, which was created while he was only 8 years old”. Idk, I just found it kinda funny...
@@yestermorrow3223 aRe YoU tHe GuY?
13:13 If anyone's actually in this situation, peanutbutter works really well.
Ty
Sister: knows your every inch
Jazz music stops
*Banjo music starts*
Sweet home Alabama
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
*WHERE THE SKYS ARE SO BLUE YEAH*
the same fact goes with a step brother or sister to!
@@randominternetperson4215 *LORD I’M COMING HOME TO YOU*
🎸🎸
2 things about those game ads:
1) sometimes the actual gameplay doesn't look at all like what they're advertising. that word rocks game looks like ads i've seen for Word Cookies-type games, where you have to connect letters to make words.
2) one genre of ad i see all the time-- although, to be fair, i see these on other mobile games i play, not instagram-- is showing two or more people play the game at the same time. one person plays it really poorly, and the other one plays it well. usually the captions are like "mom\dad" or "me\my girlfriend" or something like that.
I’m not legally skilled anymore, I played this game at dinner
But are you math enough?
THE AUDACITY
It's the drinking noise for me at
6:47
Poor Jonathan he got dumped twice in one video
It’s funny because I have an ex named Jonathan
There a guy in my class is Jonathan
Lol
Why do people think Danny and Drew are the same person? This guy doesn't look anything like Danny.
Well, they have similar lives...
They have similar wives..😝
@@sanchayanghosh1240 You missed the joke, bruh.
@@SheepUndefined No, you did. He was making a reference to the "we arent the same person" song.
@@shronkler1994 And that automatically means he caught the joke now?
@@SheepUndefined That makes no sense, reword please