so it's come to my attention that the second I start making fun of the devil's voice around 2:30, a really soft static noise starts playing in the background. i did not add this in and it stops right when i stop making fun of the devil and in conclusion i will never sleep again.
the story of the man with babies falling on his head, is true, but they got a lot wrong, and that image is fake. So what happened was, a man was walking on the sidewalk, when suddenly a baby fell out of a window and landed on top of his head. He managed to stop the baby from dying, and the baby survived. Then one year later, he was walking on a different sidewalk, when a different baby fell out a window and on to his head. he also managed to save this baby, but the baby broke a lot of bones and stuff. The man was then nicknamed "The Baby Magnet". That is the real story.
The Troxler Effect is true. What they failed to mention though was the room has to be dim. Our brain tries to find things in the mirror so because of the shadows it goes “Hehehe spoopy shadow man”
Its actually called “Troxler’s Fading” where if you stare at a particular thing for an extended period of time it seems to move Its an optical illusion
6;37 is for real the best reality check. if ever im grappling w reality, i remember danny's 'i taught myself everything' logic and feel grounded again ♥
i am inside your walls. if you hear scratching or heavy breathing within the walls at night, go back to sleep as if nothing ever happened. see you at midnight. :)
@@negligible_realityhey maybe don’t say that to people who grapple with serious derealization issues or issues with delusions, i’ve dealt with some delusions before and it can be a terrible thing to say especially online where you cannot discern tone.
If you're reading the top reply at it's scaring you, just know nothing can really be in your walls. You probably have cavity wall insulation which leaves basically no room for a living thing. Even if there was something in there, it's kind of just trapped there. It's just dark in there and it can't exactly reach you. You're safe
3:03 Troxler effect is something real, but it’s not when you see a scary version of yourself in the mirror because your brain is bored! It’s when you look at a spot and focus on it, everything around it slowly vanishes and you only be able to see the spot you were focusing, unless you look somewhere else
Yeah one time i was staring at my self in the mirror and i slowly started smiling in like a disturbing way, im tempted to make a whattpad thing about it but its. Bad. But yeah I’ll probably do that- good bye now.
The "Troxler Effect" is real, but it's nothing too extreme, it is mostly stuff like the shifting and distortion of facial features, it's more effective in the dark.
It's the foundation of the bloody Mary effect. It's why it's one of the better ghost/spirt/whatever illusions. It's actually "real" in the sense that what you see does distort and your brain does suddenly no longer conceive of it as a reflection until you move. There's good videos about it on youtbue. E: Oh yea also the whole bloody mary thing can "prime" you to expect to see something making it all the more likely
Imagine the baby’s skull making contact with the man’s skull. That would be like both having a baseball lobbed at their head. Do you know how anything works?
i’ve got paranoid personality disorder and the “what if you’re just hallucinating every other person” thought is a common delusion of mine. danny rationalizing it and saying it would be really cool if you taught yourself everything always makes me laugh and calm down, so i like to come back to this video every time i have an episode :P
back in the day, there was a market for baby playpens that hung on the outside of your window like a planter. So that one is actually more believable than it seems.
@@kh6853 I think it may have been a depression era invention. My understanding is that it was mostly targeted at people living in very small city apartments, giving them a place for their baby to hang out and get "fresh air" without taking up valuable space inside. And if you figure the walls were very thin, putting the crying outside instead of inside where it bothered all your neighbors was probably a plus too. There are some pretty amazing b&w pics of these insane things online if you're interested in a new meme template lol
@@k3tr1n48 @K3tr1n4 but why should her , we all know it's true, but we don't ever look it up NEVER not, that we doubt it or anything like that... It's just not worth it. Because honestly, we all know it's true. and if one of us feel the need to check it out, that's mean he/she don't have enough confidence to take it as an absolute indisputable facts nor does he/she has enough trust in Danny's word. And both of these characteristics does not belong to one of us GREGS. it's more fitting for... 😱🤮CRAIGS🤮😱 and as you all know our motto in GREGS HQ: Which is something along the line of: "long live the glorious GREGS ,and may the CRAIGS burn in hell eternally"
2:55 not kidding, this actually happens to me and I’ve heard it happens to other people. The left picture is a surprisingly accurate depiction of what the reflections look like.
do you think it might be some kind of diagnosis or something? not saying anything is wrong with you, i’m just asking if possibly it’s something like that, out of pure curiosity lol
Gotta be honest, if the time traveler thing was public before 2018, and I happened to have a baby coming with the last name Beck… I’d name it Jaynou Oliver just to freak out the science community
The thing with the Bélmez faces was poorly explained in the post Danny found. It's not like the mayor one day came out of nowhere. The faces started appearing and the people in the house thought it was weird and cleaned them, but they kept on appearing. It creeped the owners of the house to the point the husband broke the floor, yes. But the whole thing with the mayor happened after a bunch of paranormal investigators went to the house and some newspapers covered the story. When the it blew up to the point all of Spain was going nuts about it, the mayor decided to order for the floor to be tested. I seem to recall that there was also a plot to attract tourism to the town involved and it ended up been proven that the faces were fake and made with some chemical. Like, the first faces were just a coincidence, but when they found it could be profitable they just made more. This is actually a huge urban legend in Spain. Not really creepy, but it is an interesting story.
Spooky season Danny theory: In 2017 Danny released a song entitled “Spooky boy”, at some point in the song Spooky boy refers to himself as “Spooky Guy”. If you didn’t know, in 2018 he released a sequel, this song was entitled “Spooky Guy”. In the song, Spooky Guy refers to himself as “Spooky Dude”. Therefore, Danny will be releasing a song known as “Spooky Dude” at some point this spooky season
There isn't a presidential election scheduled for 2082 anyway, unless the election system changes between now and then. That said, considering the conspiracy indicates the person will be the 56th president that also means that there are 12 presidents between now and then (including Trump and assuming no assassinations or other extenuating circumstances). Doing the math, that only allows for 4 two-term presidents between the current year and then. That's 8 one term presidents (a heck of a lot considering most in history have gotten two terms). Maybe we'll get lucky and Trump will be one of them, lol. Also, maybe we should be worried, haha. Why tell us only that one thing? Unless... maybe Jaynou is evil and becomes president because he is VP or further down the line of ascension and he assassinates the real president and everyone else before him in the hierarchy. That would explain the 2082 start date for his presidency... but not the word "elected" in the meme. Hm........ Have I wildly over thought a fake internet "fact"? Why yes, yes I have.
shame on that time traveller for sharing random presidential trivia instead of the world-changing pandemic apocalypse that would commence in two short years
The Troxler effect is "peripheral fading" - when your eyes fixate on a certain point of an image for too long, everything your eyes aren't focused on starts disappearing. The Instagram account that said that isn't wrong. The fading can cause distortion to your face, resulting in some humanoid monster.
Yeah, your face starts distorting. I read an article about it. Edit: sometimes people see their face mixed with an animal or even a figure behind them.
Sometimes it's distortion, deformations or monsters. It's all only when you look for like 10 mins,, but that's only if you focus on a spot and literally do nothing at all. Not look at how you look or anything like that. Just literally nothing but focus. But we look in the mirror everyday and nothing happens so it's cool unless if you want to try. Anyways I'd advice anyone from doing it, it's detrimental and not beneficial in anyway besides it's certainly in most cases traumatic to most people who tried this.
its 10/9/23, its been four years. still love coming back and watching these old videos, so glad that danny has kept his content similar becuz i will never get tired of it!
I’m sorry but the image of Charles Darwin,a renowned explorer and scientist,sprinting through the jungle devouring every living thing in sight is so funny to me
@@real944 the idea of stealing a comment is just dumb. People can have similar opinions and write it in the same comment section, yknow? By your logic, your comment is also stolen
“I’m to lazy to google wether this is real or not” *makes a whole f-ing drama scene about chopping your floor open and your mayor creeping in your house and stealing your floor*
If anyone's interested, I'm procrastinating a paper so I looked up all the facts to see which ones are true ! Sorry if i got any info wrong, im just going off wikipedia and my own knowledge ^^; 1. The Devil's voice thing never happened BUT there was a protest on that day against the vietnam war, in which people were beaten and attacked by riot police. One of the chants they sang as they were attacked was published under the name "August 29 1968" and apparently freaks some people out because of the voices in it. It was broadcasted on TV, so maybe that's what the "fact" is referencing? 2. The Troxler Effect is a real thing but it doesn't work that way!! You won't see a "scary" version of yourself, but you might see reflections of any bright light in your vision or sometimes certain patterns will change slightly or "move." It's just your brain balancing what stimuli to focus on basically. 3. The Russian boy is real, his name is Boriska Kipriyanovich. There is some weird circumstances around him that are true. Even as a toddler, he was incredibly gifted to the point of getting attention from scientists, and he claims that his extreme intelligence is caused by him being a "reborn martian pilot" (he's now in late teens or early twenties I think) which his mom believes because he has a huge fascination with space and apparently knows a suspicious amount about it, but there's nothing to prove he's not just a very gifted child. 4. Charles Darwin didn't really eat the animals for science, he was just a huge fanatic for exotic meat. He basically would eat any animal he hadn't had before, not just animals he caught. But he definitely did eat them. Apparently his favorite was a large rat of some sort. 5. A man named Joseph Figlock did catch two babies from windows a year apart, BUT they were different babies, different houses, and both him and the babies were injured. 6. The Belmez faces are real and there's a lot of cool articles and videos on them to check out if you're interested! 7. The alligator thing is real as well! A man named Tommie Woodward went to swim in a marina next to a restaurant and was begged to stop by staff, but he refused. There was a sign warning him of alligator attacks, but he ignored that too. During his swim, he suffered severe trauma from a bite and died before he was found later. 8. A Jamaican beach actually was stolen surprisingly. Coral Springs was a beach known for its white sand and thieves arrived with trucks and basically took the whole beach with them. You can read about it on the wikipedia page for "sand theft." 9. The electric chair was made by a dentist, but he was also a lot of other things, so it's kind of misleading. He worked as an engineer, steamboat mechanic, professor and inventor during his lifetime. He created it as a more humane way to euthanize dogs, but eventually turned it into a device for capital punishment. 10. A newspaper did a database search of both the country and the entire world and found no baby with the name Jaynou Oliver Beck, however a woman named Lynda Jenifer claims that she is related to a baby born on September 12th with the same name to parents who were unaware of the "time traveler's" claims. Hm. Gonna guess BS on that one. 11. Yeah the alien thing is BS sadly. Aldrin saw a "shiny" thing out the window of the spaceship that he got spooked by, but he then realized it was just sun's reflection. He referenced it on Reddit and conspiracy theorists jumped on it, despite him never claiming to have seen any kind of alien. EDIT: haha thanks guys but dont worry!! I finished my paper right after !! And also it didn’t take much time to do this , maybe a half hour or so? I knew a lot of them already and the other ones were pretty easy to find on wikipedia! :)
The thing with the mirror where you start to see something scary is actually real to an extent, but it's not because your brain is bored. It's when you stare at yourself for long enough in the mirror while in the dark, your brain starts getting paranoid and starts making you "see" scary stuff to fill in the darkness. I assume that this would intensify depending on what you believe or if you're scared of the dark.
An actual spoopy fact is that on September 11th, 2001, Seth Mcfarlin (Family Guy creator) missed his flight because he was hungover. the same plane that crashed into the 2nd tower that morning. He almost became a victim on 9/11 just by pure luck. Also, the famous scene from All Quite on the Western Front (1930) with a French soldier trying to pull himself up with a barbed wire fence only to get blown up and have his dismembered hands still clenching the wire, was put there because one of the soldiers working on the movie remembers it while peeking his head over the trench after the French retreated to see 2 hands still holding on ( this is not spoopy more like movie trivia that I remembered after watching Wendigoons video on the move it's a good video and I recommend if your into creepy stuff)
“they were so confident that no one would look it up” big talk coming from Danny “Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet please don’t look that up” Gonzalez
Wait a damn minute, if I actually was the only person on earth and my mind was just playing tricks on me, I created Danny. My mind is not capable of creating such a masterpiece of a human.
3:05 yes, this is true. The thing is, it doesn't necessarily become a "scary version" of yourself. You'll just start seeing things that might've not been there before.
That beach thing is actually true. Or, well I'm not exactly sure where it happened but beach HAS been stolen more than once in recent years. Sand is becoming an increasingly rare and expensive resource because we need so much for cement and glass and are taking out way more than nature can replenish right now. So, as silly as it sounds, there are now criminal organizations that are literally stealing sand en masse and it's both destroying ecosystems AND is bad for the affected countries' economies. It's basically a sand mafia. So while you may think it sounds silly that someone could go to prison for "stealing a beach", it's actually a pretty major crime.
I think it would be scarier if you were deaf and heard stuff then (Edit - see comments below for discussion, but I am saying for this instance "if you were deaf and heard sounds only in these circumstances" it would be scarier if you were deaf. I'm sorry if my word choice seemed rude)
@@satooforty I apologize if my sentence sounded strange or rude, but I was referring to the specific circumstances above. Those who are unable to hear, see, or other impairments I 110% believe should get the opportunity to have them if the opportunity presents itself. I'm sorry again about my wording of it, I can see how it would seem bad out of context ^^.
if anyone cares, at 3:00: the account was kinda off, but not too far. if you stare at a mirror in the dark, you can see distortions of your own face, weird creatures, and sometimes unknown people. however, the distortions aren't as major and spooky as the account depicts, i think?? and it isn't because your brain is bored, but it's got something to do with stimuli or its absence. also it's the traxler effect, not the troxler lol :) edit: im a dumbass the name was correct thanks for pointing that out Luna the Deer Queen :)
9:10 also, rhe fast that Danny didn't mention how fucking insane it would be to have a Kitchen Floor that is just raw and un-tiled/paneled concrete like its a manufacturing warehouse
I'm glad he acknowledged that sometimes kids just say creepy shit because they are weird and they say weird things. A lot of people say "that never happened!!" But sometimes it's just a weird little kid saying weird little kid things they heard on TV or something
yeah, kids say weird and creepy shit all the time and a lot of them don't even know what they're saying lol. when i was a kid i told my mom and grandma that i wanted to be a serial killer when i grew up. i thought it was "cereal killer" and that it meant someone who ate a lot of cereal, needless to say they were horrified by what i said and had to calmly explain to me what a serial killer actually was!
@@aurorasmith745some podcast has an entire episode about a kid who asked his mom why cannibalism is illegal. it went into all the history and cultural background for cannibalism. it was actually very interesting.
so it's come to my attention that the second I start making fun of the devil's voice around 2:30, a really soft static noise starts playing in the background. i did not add this in and it stops right when i stop making fun of the devil and in conclusion i will never sleep again.
Danny Gonzalez oh boy you’re cursed
Danny Gonzalez good job danny. live stream ur funeral pls /: love u
omg throw the whole devil away
Danny Gonzalez rip dude
Oh hell no
*Charles Darwin, breathing heavily, drenched in blood after eating every animal on the archipeligo:* "Survival... of... the fittest."
owen alioto r/cursedcomments
@@EEXPERIENDESCOOLEDICE that... Isn't how it works
kirbyfan1023 I know this isn’t reddit
i-
You- You- you cant do this
baby: * sees man walking*
ight imma head out.
The memes are looking good this year
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE THIS FUNNYJDMSKSKDKDKSKKSKFMMFJFJCD
Lol copier
lol
Copykitty
Baby: * sees man outside *
Baby: *its mighty morphing time*
@weirdo on the internet shrek: DONKAYYYYY
YEAHHH XD
m o r p h
scarletfacee lol same that’s the first thing I noticed
oh sh*t im the 3k liker
the story of the man with babies falling on his head, is true, but they got a lot wrong, and that image is fake. So what happened was, a man was walking on the sidewalk, when suddenly a baby fell out of a window and landed on top of his head. He managed to stop the baby from dying, and the baby survived. Then one year later, he was walking on a different sidewalk, when a different baby fell out a window and on to his head. he also managed to save this baby, but the baby broke a lot of bones and stuff. The man was then nicknamed "The Baby Magnet". That is the real story.
Huh that's interesting
“landed on top of his head” i’m imagining the baby just flopping on his head like a towel would
That makes me happy that 2 babies survived.It’s not very scary coz I’m not a baby and my windows are very small lol
Too bad he didn’t get nicknamed the babe magnet.
where is this and why babies keep falling out the windows there
I was so scared After reading the alligator story, that I never went into an alligator's mouth for weeks.
So sad 😔 hope you’re in a better place now, one with more alligator mouths for you to crawl your way into 😚🥰
Holy crap man, only for weeks?
i'm still not jumping into alligator mouths because of that spine chilling story
@@kathleenbryan9830 yeah fr
I can't even look at an alligator now
Why would you do that anyway
Missing sand is terrifying, that’s why I count every grain of sand everyday all day, to make sure none are missing.
How many grains have you counted?
@@illegalpancakes9289 at least five
same...im on 10^60
@@the_floridian_human2603 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK IM SO SCARED
@Cattail lord i don't know! But if we don't find it we're next in the chainsaw chair!
When the mom throws the baby out of the window
The mom: "bimbo flying, somebody catch her"
hahahahaha i got this
Lmfaooo oh yesss
what video is that from
@@ignbqsil from the "Swiped" review
I lol’d
Here’s a scary story: I lost a sewing needle in my bed while watching this.
oh god, well i hope you find it :”D
Holy sht why would you say that that’s so scary!
good luck
Oh god, good luck
Gotta throw the whole bed out now
“What parent keeps chucking their baby out the window?”
Hera.
Hera: Y E E T U S , G R O W N F E T U S
Hera: BYE BYE HEPHAESTUS.
Diana Rosales Be Careful how you speak Foolish Mortals!
@Phoebus Apollo dude I thought you were cool
LMAOOO
"Mr.Sandman stole all my sand."
~Danny Gonzalez 2019
Emily Du Toit and all his future Adsense for all of his now older videos
“Why are there so many quotes?”
~Cyprius
“Copyright strike him.” -UMG
Damn it sand man
The only thing that scares me is knowing there is an alternate universe out there where Danny's channel is called _Daniel Gonzalez._
Price Rowland :((((((
نتا
It gave me the hibby jibbies
There’s also an alternate universe where Danny makes another spooky boy song
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
The Troxler Effect is true. What they failed to mention though was the room has to be dim. Our brain tries to find things in the mirror so because of the shadows it goes
“Hehehe spoopy shadow man”
Its actually called “Troxler’s Fading” where if you stare at a particular thing for an extended period of time it seems to move
Its an optical illusion
Lizzy Baby no wonder why whenever I look at my ceiling it starts to move and that I’m not high all the time
PiggyCountIcecream nah brah, youre stoned😂😂😂
Lizzy Baby oh-
Lizzy Baby lmao my ceiling has a weird design so yea ig when i look at it too long it starts moving
Lizzy Baby this happens with my bathroom carpet
I like how the devil only shut down the tv's in the US and nowhere else
we are the only ones who deserved it
We were doomed from the start
i like your pfp
It makes sense, we deserve it lol
@@mothman1657 thanks !!!!
6;37 is for real the best reality check. if ever im grappling w reality, i remember danny's 'i taught myself everything' logic and feel grounded again ♥
i am inside your walls. if you hear scratching or heavy breathing within the walls at night, go back to sleep as if nothing ever happened. see you at midnight. :)
@@negligible_reality hope you dont mind mst3k repeats then lol
@@negligible_realityhey maybe don’t say that to people who grapple with serious derealization issues or issues with delusions, i’ve dealt with some delusions before and it can be a terrible thing to say especially online where you cannot discern tone.
@@negligible_realitypay rent or gtfo
If you're reading the top reply at it's scaring you, just know nothing can really be in your walls. You probably have cavity wall insulation which leaves basically no room for a living thing. Even if there was something in there, it's kind of just trapped there. It's just dark in there and it can't exactly reach you. You're safe
3:03 Troxler effect is something real, but it’s not when you see a scary version of yourself in the mirror because your brain is bored! It’s when you look at a spot and focus on it, everything around it slowly vanishes and you only be able to see the spot you were focusing, unless you look somewhere else
Yeah I highly doubt that there is a psychological effect that can force your brain to reenact a scene from a cheesy old horror movie.
@@henrybattrell4784 extremely helpful comment, thank you so much for your insight!
that happens to me when it's really dark at night.
@@mischiefmakerdewdrop same
Yeah one time i was staring at my self in the mirror and i slowly started smiling in like a disturbing way, im tempted to make a whattpad thing about it but its. Bad. But yeah I’ll probably do that- good bye now.
Kid: Oh, like the dead guy in our basement.
Dad: *Thought I got rid of that thing.*
*Mom walks Into the room* Wait, Whos that? I D O N T H A V E A M O M
"When you stare at yourself you see a scarier version of yourself."
Danny sees drew
IttocsamA 23 💀
Drew:*see’s Danny*
Danny:well hello
Drew:HeLlO :)
Danny: 0.o
more like he sees craig
No no, Danny and Drew both see Kurtis
Drew sees John Mulaney
The "Troxler Effect" is real, but it's nothing too extreme, it is mostly stuff like the shifting and distortion of facial features, it's more effective in the dark.
Yeah I’ve seen it before but it’s honestly creepy
It's the foundation of the bloody Mary effect. It's why it's one of the better ghost/spirt/whatever illusions. It's actually "real" in the sense that what you see does distort and your brain does suddenly no longer conceive of it as a reflection until you move. There's good videos about it on youtbue. E: Oh yea also the whole bloody mary thing can "prime" you to expect to see something making it all the more likely
I’ve seen it happen bc I was dissociating while brushing my teeth and it’s really freaky tbh
Danny: *too lazy to google whether it’s true or not*
Also Danny: *makes a whole skit about it*
😂 I was gonna comment that but I checked to see if someone else did 😂 nice job
Sophia Bellini
@@laintripp yeah she commented the same thing 1 day after me and got all credits xD
Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha yes he dum dum dum dum dum
s t o l e n
"I'm too lazy to look up if this is true"
*proceeds to write, act out, and record an entire sketch about if it was true*
😂
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..lit
I’m upset when the “mayor” showed up it wasn’t Kurtis
Candace Nicole HAJDHWISBAJSBW SAME
Then again that would mean that Kurtistown is in Texas
Honestly
@@Ryan-td6bd 90% of the Florida man stuff is made up tho
@@fanfandom551 Yee Yee?
I love that the story about the baby falling said that "the man survived" as if he could have been killed by a baby falling on him.
tbh i imagine i would probably die or be severely concussed if a 10lb 4oz human baby fell directly on my head at 5mph
I mean yeah he probably could have
@@candlecove7590 you know 5mph isn’t that fast right-
An 8 pound weight falling from an unspecified amount of stories onto someone’s head? Do you actually believe that would cause no damage? Jesus
Imagine the baby’s skull making contact with the man’s skull. That would be like both having a baseball lobbed at their head. Do you know how anything works?
danny: i’m too lazy to google it
also danny: makes a short film about the mayor stealing the floor
Just fact checked it. It's true 🥶
Boo
haunted by juice hi
It's called priorities
Goldy Locks I’m not going to I’m too lazy
i’ve got paranoid personality disorder and the “what if you’re just hallucinating every other person” thought is a common delusion of mine. danny rationalizing it and saying it would be really cool if you taught yourself everything always makes me laugh and calm down, so i like to come back to this video every time i have an episode :P
:D
Oh nice
I don’t actually know what paranoid personality disorder is, but I’m happy something is helping you with it
i’m so glad you have a coping mechanism that works well for you 🙂💛💛
Wait is that a disorder? I thought i was just crazy
I cant help but almost go hysterical over the image of an old darwin sprinting through an island gorging on anything he sees
Me too
darwin , shoving finches into his mouth : SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
extinction speedrun
@Fuck You omg 🤣💀🤣🤣
Ikr
back in the day, there was a market for baby playpens that hung on the outside of your window like a planter. So that one is actually more believable than it seems.
Why would you want that?
@@kh6853 I think it may have been a depression era invention. My understanding is that it was mostly targeted at people living in very small city apartments, giving them a place for their baby to hang out and get "fresh air" without taking up valuable space inside. And if you figure the walls were very thin, putting the crying outside instead of inside where it bothered all your neighbors was probably a plus too.
There are some pretty amazing b&w pics of these insane things online if you're interested in a new meme template lol
Imagine waking up and someone stole the beach.
"MOM, WHERE'D THE BEACH GO?"
Imagine bro just...............water
Homie stole a chunk of the wholeass continental plate
“Yep this is mine now”
God dammit not again “MUM THE BEACH WAS STOLEN” “god dammit it’s the 10th TIME THIS WEEK”
Danny Gonzalez: mutters the word “sandman”
Danny Gonzalez: gets copyright striked
I miss the old outro but the new ones good too
Ice_ Butter1823 hey, no big deal, but his last name has two z
My last name is GONZALEZ and I hate it whenever people spell it with an S at the end. Just look at the channel name!.
The “s” and the end on Gonzalez that you put cracks me up
@@catfaceman1669 same
That guy that the baby kept falling on was probably just like
“Ugh it’s the baby again”
*tHe BaBy*
ugh 😑 it’s the baby 👶 again.
I'm dying 😹
Damn babys
It’s that time of year again...
“Oh Frick not again, I call this one the chainsaw chair” had me dying💀💀
The Martian one is scary because they probably wear size 13 nikes, men's size 13 nikes.
Lol
I understood and enjoyed this reference
lol I wonder how the weather is up there
AAAAAAAAAH!
Bruh the martians life must be so hard, why can't the martians find a species taller than them ugggh
Danny: Did they really think we wouldn’t look it up?”
Also Danny: “were the fastest growing army on TH-cam don’t look it up”
But the fact said look it up and it was false, Danny says not to look it up and it is true
@Okay. Aye don’t look it up 🤦♀️😯
Okay. Aye that's cause it's true. but don't look it up
@@k3tr1n48 @K3tr1n4 but why should her , we all know it's true, but we don't ever look it up
NEVER
not, that we doubt it or anything like that... It's just not worth it.
Because honestly, we all know it's true. and if one of us feel the need to check it out, that's mean he/she don't have enough confidence to take it as an absolute indisputable facts nor does he/she has enough trust in Danny's word.
And both of these characteristics does not belong to one of us GREGS.
it's more fitting for...
😱🤮CRAIGS🤮😱
and as you all know our motto in GREGS HQ:
Which is something along the line of:
"long live the glorious GREGS ,and may the CRAIGS burn in hell eternally"
Danny: "I'm too lazy too look it up though."
Also Danny: Makes a full on skit about it
he’s doing his best
2:55 not kidding, this actually happens to me and I’ve heard it happens to other people. The left picture is a surprisingly accurate depiction of what the reflections look like.
do you think it might be some kind of diagnosis or something? not saying anything is wrong with you, i’m just asking if possibly it’s something like that, out of pure curiosity lol
"I'm a hoe for Halloween" alright Danny, I see the subtle hints
Hol Up
You got 669 likes.
Lol
boo
xXFloaty CloudsXx ah!
Everyone’s TV’s: static murmur
The Devil: ASMR
"Hi, my name is the Devil and welcome to my youtube channel" 😅
the devils out here eating honeycomb what a legend 😔👊🏻
So the Devil invented ASMR? That’s it, ASMR is demonic!
“the devil’s really shy”
hoW QuiRKy oF hiM 😝😝
He's a quirky king
We stan Lucifer
😝🤠😎
Danny obviously never watched supernatural
He’s a quirky ol fellow
Gotta be honest, if the time traveler thing was public before 2018, and I happened to have a baby coming with the last name Beck… I’d name it Jaynou Oliver just to freak out the science community
can we talk about how his hoodie matches his eyes like perfectly??
Autumn Roberts his eyes match literally everything it’s great
He took some eye extract
When your eyes are brown and none of your clothes can match your eyes
Hes very beautiful
Yes we will
the true fear in Danny's eyes when he realized that he falsely stated that Charles Darwin ate the ass of finches.
Little Pringle's Channel that’s true actually
Atticus Finch
Jenifer Joseph who is Little Pringle’s channel
That’s correct for 500, Mark
fight or flight response
The thing with the Bélmez faces was poorly explained in the post Danny found. It's not like the mayor one day came out of nowhere.
The faces started appearing and the people in the house thought it was weird and cleaned them, but they kept on appearing. It creeped the owners of the house to the point the husband broke the floor, yes. But the whole thing with the mayor happened after a bunch of paranormal investigators went to the house and some newspapers covered the story. When the it blew up to the point all of Spain was going nuts about it, the mayor decided to order for the floor to be tested.
I seem to recall that there was also a plot to attract tourism to the town involved and it ended up been proven that the faces were fake and made with some chemical. Like, the first faces were just a coincidence, but when they found it could be profitable they just made more.
This is actually a huge urban legend in Spain.
Not really creepy, but it is an interesting story.
thats really interesting
R/woooosh
@@bunnybug3996 how is this a woooosh tho
This story is fake
@@CatsLoveeeMeh yeah, thats the point deadlyremote is making...
I love the little detail in 5:04 where there is a picture on the tv behind Danny
Kids see ghosts Kanye album
What? Where? I don't see a picture. /j
kids sing kids sing!
Baby: * sees man outside *
Baby: *_OH YEAH IT'S GO TIME_*
TRUST ME
“GO, GO, GO” or “3, 2, 1 DROP”!
Yuri daddy
HOOOOO YES
Acidic__ Alice101 123 GO if yah know what i mean
TVs: *shut down *
People: Ah Yes, clearly that’s satan
People: Yup, that's Satan all right! definitely not just a power cut or someone screwing around with the electricity! It's Satan! :D
Me: *likes comment*
lol
r u a boy
Maybe a Morgz video started playing.
We all know that it was a power cut
Danny: I'm too lazy to google if the story is true
Also Danny: Does an entire 3 minute skit about the same story
Gosh I love him
Not to mention he googled something else after that lmao
He's so gaming
Sans Gaming
I read "daddy:I'm too lazy"
@@koldgold9733 so true
you're not as safe in an alligator's mouth as you might have thought...
The troxler effect is misrepresented. It actually is that when you stare at a point for a while, the surrounding area will visually fade away
THANK YOU
Sounds like acid
After he read that I read your comment-
@@welshieranger4697 have you never taken a small dose before?
@@broxinaneonzasshu and it probably wouldn't be the mirror, but you that shat thyself
Danny: *Makes fun of Instagram post saying look it up*
Also Danny: “Greg is the fastest growing nation. Don’t look that up.”
Well yeah he's saving us the time wasted.
Ya why look it up when its true
*Guy just casually walking down the street*
Baby: It’s morphing time.
itsyaboi BIGD *morph by twenty one pilots starts playing*
Ben ten theme plays*
*im weezing*
Ugh, I hate it when my baby morphs
If u like Kendrick Earl Sweatshirt Joey Badass or Dragon ball z then u might like this.
th-cam.com/video/c8WxDZGJz3w/w-d-xo.html
Spooky season Danny theory:
In 2017 Danny released a song entitled “Spooky boy”, at some point in the song Spooky boy refers to himself as “Spooky Guy”. If you didn’t know, in 2018 he released a sequel, this song was entitled “Spooky Guy”. In the song, Spooky Guy refers to himself as “Spooky Dude”. Therefore, Danny will be releasing a song known as “Spooky Dude” at some point this spooky season
Lamp Shark nice ted talk
Let me just grab my pencil sharpener
Agreed. I love having smart Greg members. You are truly Greg
Ooooh yess
Then after, spooky greg
“He would become president in 2082”
Well at least we know we’re making it past 2020
😂😂😂😂
Haha XD
*we won't all*
Fiona's Procreate Life I don’t think any of us will truly be alive
There isn't a presidential election scheduled for 2082 anyway, unless the election system changes between now and then. That said, considering the conspiracy indicates the person will be the 56th president that also means that there are 12 presidents between now and then (including Trump and assuming no assassinations or other extenuating circumstances). Doing the math, that only allows for 4 two-term presidents between the current year and then. That's 8 one term presidents (a heck of a lot considering most in history have gotten two terms). Maybe we'll get lucky and Trump will be one of them, lol. Also, maybe we should be worried, haha. Why tell us only that one thing? Unless... maybe Jaynou is evil and becomes president because he is VP or further down the line of ascension and he assassinates the real president and everyone else before him in the hierarchy. That would explain the 2082 start date for his presidency... but not the word "elected" in the meme. Hm........
Have I wildly over thought a fake internet "fact"? Why yes, yes I have.
Me: *is freaked out*
Danny: *Trash talks it*
Me: *Isn't scared until the next one and the process repeats itself*
I feel you
Its Emma :} so me I feel like I should not be scared but I am
I gave you a like cuz your likes number was 444 and i wanted to ruin it
dude me
Are you like 8 or smth how is this scary
shame on that time traveller for sharing random presidential trivia instead of the world-changing pandemic apocalypse that would commence in two short years
What if... _he caused it by travelling back in time in the first place_ 😱
brain: *makes me hear whispers cause it’s bored*
also my brain: oh my gosh was that a whisper :o
marsie lee and they were roommates
your brain : well yes, but actually no
The Troxler effect is "peripheral fading" - when your eyes fixate on a certain point of an image for too long, everything your eyes aren't focused on starts disappearing.
The Instagram account that said that isn't wrong. The fading can cause distortion to your face, resulting in some humanoid monster.
THIS IS SO SCARY WHEN YOURE TRYING TO SLEEP AT NIGHT
Haha goodbye sleep
I always see an older version of myself and tbh it’s not that bad, I’m going to make an amazing grandma
Yeah, your face starts distorting. I read an article about it.
Edit: sometimes people see their face mixed with an animal or even a figure behind them.
Sometimes it's distortion, deformations or monsters. It's all only when you look for like 10 mins,, but that's only if you focus on a spot and literally do nothing at all. Not look at how you look or anything like that. Just literally nothing but focus. But we look in the mirror everyday and nothing happens so it's cool unless if you want to try. Anyways I'd advice anyone from doing it, it's detrimental and not beneficial in anyway besides it's certainly in most cases traumatic to most people who tried this.
Danny: sometimes they’re worded really poorly,
My mind: let’s together bath
Hi akaashi
rEfrIdGerAtEr ReFriDerAtOr
@@lillianruth9252 yes mummy yes mummy
AnY SauCEs
@@hailingfireandash yes mummy yes?are you on acid 😂
0:06 thank you danny. my son jas been in a coma for the past 4 months, and that was so scary he woke up out of fear for his life.
Wife: *looks out window*
*sees man*
Wife: Honey.. go get the baby.
@@pondererofdumbshit2669 i was just gonna say the same thing
WAIT I GET IT NOW!
Oof
@@itsasecretmydude826 I don't get it please explain
XDDDDDDD
11:17
*A beach was stolen*
Never thought I would hear those words together in a sentence
It sounded even more confusing to me because where I grew up, we only have rock beaches.
Welp bubbletea you made me want bubble tea again, even though we made it a week ago
At the beach, my glasses were stolen! There
a was stolen bEaCh?!
@Elvira Rocha
xD
Charles Darwin was just trying to get the Minecraft acheivement
Yea
all Species consumption any%
*Advancement get!* Eat or Be Eaten
🤔
@@Bongbongo Im pretty sure thats not any%, 100% would make more fuck that alligator
its 10/9/23, its been four years. still love coming back and watching these old videos, so glad that danny has kept his content similar becuz i will never get tired of it!
16/3/24 and I'm back rewatching this too. sup Greg
sup greg, im still around B)@@froggarolli-Stolitz
Scary story: dolphin man not finding a new friend 😭
😖
NOOOO
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Omg really?! Your kidding 😭😭😭😭
oh
I’m sorry but the image of Charles Darwin,a renowned explorer and scientist,sprinting through the jungle devouring every living thing in sight is so funny to me
It is a pretty funny image.
straight up stole and changed the comment above yours
If he was anything like how they portrayed him in Pirates band of the misfits (terrible movie btw) I can see it.
@@real944 the idea of stealing a comment is just dumb. People can have similar opinions and write it in the same comment section, yknow? By your logic, your comment is also stolen
@@jocelynecupcake Pirates Band of Misfits is a good movie tho
“I’m to lazy to google wether this is real or not”
*makes a whole f-ing drama scene about chopping your floor open and your mayor creeping in your house and stealing your floor*
Ohh bakuuuuu 😂😂😂
@@seeniasusan9675 brooo, he thicc :o
@@Demonslayer-64 ikr 😂
This comment is right under the one you stole/stole from you
Nice pic
I totally don't have a crush on anime characters
⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
11:25 lmfao Phineas and Ferb stole it to make their backyard Beach
I almost started crying out of fear when the “Boo” came
boo
Wolfie AHHHH
AHHH
*AAAAHAHHAHHHAHHHHHHHH*
AAAAAAAAAAAH
If anyone's interested, I'm procrastinating a paper so I looked up all the facts to see which ones are true ! Sorry if i got any info wrong, im just going off wikipedia and my own knowledge ^^;
1. The Devil's voice thing never happened BUT there was a protest on that day against the vietnam war, in which people were beaten and attacked by riot police. One of the chants they sang as they were attacked was published under the name "August 29 1968" and apparently freaks some people out because of the voices in it. It was broadcasted on TV, so maybe that's what the "fact" is referencing?
2. The Troxler Effect is a real thing but it doesn't work that way!! You won't see a "scary" version of yourself, but you might see reflections of any bright light in your vision or sometimes certain patterns will change slightly or "move." It's just your brain balancing what stimuli to focus on basically.
3. The Russian boy is real, his name is Boriska Kipriyanovich. There is some weird circumstances around him that are true. Even as a toddler, he was incredibly gifted to the point of getting attention from scientists, and he claims that his extreme intelligence is caused by him being a "reborn martian pilot" (he's now in late teens or early twenties I think) which his mom believes because he has a huge fascination with space and apparently knows a suspicious amount about it, but there's nothing to prove he's not just a very gifted child.
4. Charles Darwin didn't really eat the animals for science, he was just a huge fanatic for exotic meat. He basically would eat any animal he hadn't had before, not just animals he caught. But he definitely did eat them. Apparently his favorite was a large rat of some sort.
5. A man named Joseph Figlock did catch two babies from windows a year apart, BUT they were different babies, different houses, and both him and the babies were injured.
6. The Belmez faces are real and there's a lot of cool articles and videos on them to check out if you're interested!
7. The alligator thing is real as well! A man named Tommie Woodward went to swim in a marina next to a restaurant and was begged to stop by staff, but he refused. There was a sign warning him of alligator attacks, but he ignored that too. During his swim, he suffered severe trauma from a bite and died before he was found later.
8. A Jamaican beach actually was stolen surprisingly. Coral Springs was a beach known for its white sand and thieves arrived with trucks and basically took the whole beach with them. You can read about it on the wikipedia page for "sand theft."
9. The electric chair was made by a dentist, but he was also a lot of other things, so it's kind of misleading. He worked as an engineer, steamboat mechanic, professor and inventor during his lifetime. He created it as a more humane way to euthanize dogs, but eventually turned it into a device for capital punishment.
10. A newspaper did a database search of both the country and the entire world and found no baby with the name Jaynou Oliver Beck, however a woman named Lynda Jenifer claims that she is related to a baby born on September 12th with the same name to parents who were unaware of the "time traveler's" claims. Hm. Gonna guess BS on that one.
11. Yeah the alien thing is BS sadly. Aldrin saw a "shiny" thing out the window of the spaceship that he got spooked by, but he then realized it was just sun's reflection. He referenced it on Reddit and conspiracy theorists jumped on it, despite him never claiming to have seen any kind of alien.
EDIT: haha thanks guys but dont worry!! I finished my paper right after !! And also it didn’t take much time to do this , maybe a half hour or so? I knew a lot of them already and the other ones were pretty easy to find on wikipedia! :)
I remember earing from the Belmez faces on the news or some stuff on TV a few years ago. It's actually quite interesting. I might read more about it
Thank you for your fact-checking service 🥇
HOW much time do you have?!
Holy shit this is great! Thank you so much!
Stop procrastinating. Your a gifted writer. Get your homework done son
2:58 Actually, the Troxler Effect is almost the opposite. If you look at something for too long, details will slowly fade.
yeah i tried it and guess what i thought i had better and smoother skin too bad it's just a bored brain
That happens to me and my eyes go fuzzy like white noise is what it looks like
🤦♂️
@@carmenmercedes9903 ?
@@Juno-bug cause they messed up
The thing with the mirror where you start to see something scary is actually real to an extent, but it's not because your brain is bored. It's when you stare at yourself for long enough in the mirror while in the dark, your brain starts getting paranoid and starts making you "see" scary stuff to fill in the darkness. I assume that this would intensify depending on what you believe or if you're scared of the dark.
Charles Darwin: *exists*
Animals: *sweat nervously*
Chuckles, I'm in danger
*Oh shit I’m a dog now. Well, Woof woof*
Charles Darwin: I'm gonna do what they call a pro gamer move.
Danny: did they just assume no one would fact check this?
Also Danny: were the fastest growing army on TH-cam. Don’t look that up.
We are the fastest growing army on the internet, I didn’t google it but Danny said so so it must be true
I looked it up and it’s true
@@goodname6845 gasp-
Fake Greg 😡😡😡
@@legallypumpkin no I’m a thicc wizard and actually look at it it’s true
Father said so which means its true.
5:03
"Maybe it's because kid's see Ghosts"
He says as the tv creeps on and off
Jules Bond bruh i saw that too !!
the picture that pops up is the studio album cover of Kids See Ghosts by Kid Cudi and Kanye West. sorry to ruin the fun. amazing joke, though.
@@ayeisharaquel243 Had a feeling it was on purpose, but didn't know what it was. Thx!
69th like from me . Nice .
AaAaAaAaAaAaHhHhHh SpOoPy
An actual spoopy fact is that on September 11th, 2001, Seth Mcfarlin (Family Guy creator) missed his flight because he was hungover. the same plane that crashed into the 2nd tower that morning. He almost became a victim on 9/11 just by pure luck.
Also, the famous scene from All Quite on the Western Front (1930) with a French soldier trying to pull himself up with a barbed wire fence only to get blown up and have his dismembered hands still clenching the wire, was put there because one of the soldiers working on the movie remembers it while peeking his head over the trench after the French retreated to see 2 hands still holding on ( this is not spoopy more like movie trivia that I remembered after watching Wendigoons video on the move it's a good video and I recommend if your into creepy stuff)
I think someone who worked at pixar also missed a flight in 911 that was hijaked
Moral of the first story is always get blackout drunk the night before your flight 😊
I'm pretty sure the iron man actor was also hungover and missed 9/11 same with other popular people
this was just like the time that I missed my flight on 911
2019- Florida Man Disregards Warnings of Alligators, Immediately Dies to an Alligator
Florida man can't die
504 the tv flashes lol
Basically crawl
*screams*
By Fall Out Boy ft Mayday Parade
“Are we sure that this kid didn’t just see...
A _tree?”_
Dear Evan Hamilton I would like it but it has 69 likes...
Meghali Khule 99
OmG ANOTHER THEATRE KID--
Dad?
Dear Evan Hamilton ben platt
Everyone’s TV’s: “Static Noise”
The Devil:
“murmur”
LMAOO
Bradean 2 I made it so your comment has 666 likes, it’s double the spooky.
the devil: WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF HELL?!
People: HE SAID MURMUR
This is the devil sending us a message-
Yyy 00⁰ es jh
10:37 I’m pretty sure this actually happened in Florida and it was “fuck dem gators” don’t wanna mess up mans last words✌🏻✨
“they were so confident that no one would look it up” big talk coming from Danny “Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet please don’t look that up” Gonzalez
Shut up you Craig
He says not to look it up because Danny isnt sponsored by google so Greg isnt shown whenever you look up the faster growing army on the internet
Craig
Salmon Pancakes
but look it up
it’s true
Damn Craig
Nobody:
The devil: *makes soft murmuring sounds and turns off everyone’s TVs*
Thanks, my ears fell off yesterday so I couldn’t experience this moment for myself😁👍
Sounds like someone was having a schizophrenic episode.
The devil: "ugh ew what is this on the tv"
I'd be like cmon man like I was watching that. Devil: (murmers) no u weren't. Me: yea ur right
"hi guys.. um i'm the d-devil ... hh.. um.. i turned off the t-tv because um..."
Wait a damn minute, if I actually was the only person on earth and my mind was just playing tricks on me, I created Danny. My mind is not capable of creating such a masterpiece of a human.
That’s you, the protagonist, resisting the call to action.
Did anyone else hear a chuckle at 13:36 ?
Does that mean that you also wrote everything on the internet?
Why did you create my life filled with miseries?
What have i ever done to You???
GUNKY YOU CAN NOT DEAFET DANNY YOUR WEAK COMPLIMENTS WILL NOT PUT HIS GUARD DOWN
3:05 yes, this is true. The thing is, it doesn't necessarily become a "scary version" of yourself. You'll just start seeing things that might've not been there before.
Prisoner: “Why u in here”
Other prisoner: “I stole a beach”
respect to you man I’ve always wanted to steal a beach
That beach thing is actually true. Or, well I'm not exactly sure where it happened but beach HAS been stolen more than once in recent years. Sand is becoming an increasingly rare and expensive resource because we need so much for cement and glass and are taking out way more than nature can replenish right now.
So, as silly as it sounds, there are now criminal organizations that are literally stealing sand en masse and it's both destroying ecosystems AND is bad for the affected countries' economies. It's basically a sand mafia. So while you may think it sounds silly that someone could go to prison for "stealing a beach", it's actually a pretty major crime.
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ˢᵗᵒˡᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵐʸ ˢᵃⁿᵈ
HaichaoTeaLover stop
"laying in bed and it's like completely silent,sometimes your brain will start hearing things cuz it's bored"
*_Laughs in Deafness_*
I'm so sorry i laughed so hard
I think it would be scarier if you were deaf and heard stuff then
(Edit - see comments below for discussion, but I am saying for this instance "if you were deaf and heard sounds only in these circumstances" it would be scarier if you were deaf. I'm sorry if my word choice seemed rude)
@@Alnoots you don't deserve a like
@@satooforty I apologize if my sentence sounded strange or rude, but I was referring to the specific circumstances above. Those who are unable to hear, see, or other impairments I 110% believe should get the opportunity to have them if the opportunity presents itself. I'm sorry again about my wording of it, I can see how it would seem bad out of context ^^.
@@Alnoots aw fucking auto correct i meant you do but thank you for taking time to write an apology
Edit:you werent making a joke oh
“Mr. Sandman....
*stole all my sand* “
- Danny Gonzalez 2019
Eva Serinsky bom bom bom bom
Give me my sand back or I’ll turn you into hands
@11:47 if anyone’s wondering, like I was
Dirk Gently intensifies
I don’t like it very stinky
8:07 we love that danny kept in the voice crack
pov: you're a baby and you fell on me, your vampire dad
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
“Mr. Sandman
Stole all my sand”
Madison Nicole i replayed
th-cam.com/video/70M90PGJ_ms/w-d-xo.html this fits
Bam bam bam bam
That made me laugh so hard. I replayed it like 5 times oh boy
Bum bum bum bum
“He’s always making that face, like blah, the dead face.”
Oh god I died 😂😂😂😂
You got the dead face?
@@lefthandedllamas2844 bleh
Then how did you manage to stay alive
😵
Same XD
I probably rewound that hilarious “man, FUCK!” at 10:20 about 1,020 times
if anyone cares, at 3:00:
the account was kinda off, but not too far. if you stare at a mirror in the dark, you can see distortions of your own face, weird creatures, and sometimes unknown people. however, the distortions aren't as major and spooky as the account depicts, i think?? and it isn't because your brain is bored, but it's got something to do with stimuli or its absence. also it's the traxler effect, not the troxler lol :)
edit: im a dumbass the name was correct
thanks for pointing that out Luna the Deer Queen :)
and that's how "bloody mary" happens, right?
Me who sleeps in front of a huge mirror: 👁️👄👁️
@@manoksaihawan6549 RIP YOU AYYY sorry had too
yeah i was soooo confused bc Troxlers effect is nothing like that
@Milly GUYER Our house is full of huge mirrors lmao
5:04 "see ghosts"
tv in the background: *turns on and off*
satan: *spooked ya*
anno_3 The image is the album cover to the Kanye West/Kid Cudi album ‘Kids See Ghosts’. Very intentional.
Oh god I just noticed that!!!
5:05 that when I saw it
I don't see it
anno_3 I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one!!! I went back 5 times to make sure I wasn’t going crazy
is everybody gonna ignore the fact that the search bar suggested “did buzz and woody kiss”?
When?
@@naufalgaming4800 14:17 -ish
And also “Did Buzz Aldrin pee on the moon”
Don’t forget “did buzz aldrin and Neil Armstrong get on?”
Yeah-
Danny has such a lovable vibe that makes you want to squeeze his cheeks and express how proud you are of him and how delightful his humor is.
What
Fun fact: Charles Darwin didnt have pets. He had dinner.
Yh ik that
Me:Wait does ewok count as a pet
*Charles Darwin smashes through door*
Me:Oh oh god no noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooöooooooooooooooooo
@Draven White Fun fact: facts are fun without the fun and fact.
*Ppkjjjzaae*
*Got damn*
"Who need all that sand!?"
*Mr. Sandman of course.*
uh. Pitbull?
Kirishima what are you doing in Danny’s comment
I was that 200th like you got. You’re welcome 😊
Sean Hogan needs that sand.
Shota Aizawa more importantly what are YOU doing in this comment section, instead of teaching??
“He’s always making that face like 😛, like the dead face”
Someone is in love 💚
BonsaiHigh ... huh?
@@bonsaihigh Who? I think you're high, Mr. Bonsai.
@@bonsaihigh i am
BonsaiHigh I honestly don’t know how to respond to this lmao
9:10 also, rhe fast that Danny didn't mention how fucking insane it would be to have a Kitchen Floor that is just raw and un-tiled/paneled concrete like its a manufacturing warehouse
That's how my shower was for a really long time
I'm glad he acknowledged that sometimes kids just say creepy shit because they are weird and they say weird things. A lot of people say "that never happened!!" But sometimes it's just a weird little kid saying weird little kid things they heard on TV or something
yeah, kids say weird and creepy shit all the time and a lot of them don't even know what they're saying lol. when i was a kid i told my mom and grandma that i wanted to be a serial killer when i grew up. i thought it was "cereal killer" and that it meant someone who ate a lot of cereal, needless to say they were horrified by what i said and had to calmly explain to me what a serial killer actually was!
I had a six-year-old ask me why eating people is illegal, and an almost two-year-old tell me that his daddy is in the vents. I work in a daycare.
@@aurorasmith745some podcast has an entire episode about a kid who asked his mom why cannibalism is illegal. it went into all the history and cultural background for cannibalism. it was actually very interesting.
@@icedqq Ooh. Which podcast? It sounds interesting!
@@aurorasmith745 reply all i think