We Test Different Execution Methods with Ballistic Dummies

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  • @christianalex3696
    @christianalex3696 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11721

    So you're not gonna strap a ballistic dummy to the front of a British cannon...ok

    • @DonutVIP
      @DonutVIP 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

      Oh snap cannon incoming

    • @jebotipasmater
      @jebotipasmater 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

      I am disapponted at all these missing methods. Seems like Thumb is getting a bit too soft. Maybe the Christmas spirit is to blame, dunno...

    • @HG_Budde
      @HG_Budde 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      ​@@MACARONIEMANIAC Let's hope so.. I want to see the cannon thing. 😂

    • @jebotipasmater
      @jebotipasmater 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@LTstinkysocksMcGee420 True, I was mostly joking, though. Mostly. 😆

    • @prazcuray1388
      @prazcuray1388 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Yeah I call foul on this one, execution by cannonball has been done.

  • @morgenreynolds3255
    @morgenreynolds3255 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13440

    "Lives are expensive, and ammo is cheap. Give him another round" -GarandThumb 2023

    • @NorthStanleyPL
      @NorthStanleyPL 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +212

      This is so dark yet funny at the same time

    • @MrGoesBoom
      @MrGoesBoom 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

      Have you looked at ammo prices recently? Cheap is a relative term anymore

    • @Mike.The.Jeweler
      @Mike.The.Jeweler 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      ​@@MrGoesBoomlmao 75 cents a round for 223, 6.5 is $1.50 a round, yeah, ammo isn't cheap by any means compared to pre covid pricing.

    • @nomsi4263
      @nomsi4263 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      God damn, safety round my ass. That should be named Dead Boat Ride 😅

    • @dwells3536
      @dwells3536 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@Mike.The.Jewelerif you’re paying 75 cents a round for 5.56 you’re getting absolutely ripped off

  • @connorhart7597
    @connorhart7597 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5086

    Lethal injection is actually percentage-wise, the highest rate of botched executions.

    • @camostrike4395
      @camostrike4395 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +452

      wow also thank you for preventing me from googling that and getting put on another watch list

    • @connorhart7597
      @connorhart7597 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

      @@camostrike4395 no prob

    • @squidwardo7074
      @squidwardo7074 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

      but you probably won't have any pain, definitely gonna be in pain if they screw up a firing squad

    • @joshmah
      @joshmah 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      its done purposefully

    • @aloeheels
      @aloeheels 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +344

      @@squidwardo7074 All lethal injections are done by non-medical professionals. Also a lot of the first injections are not actual anesthetic but paralytics so they feel every bit of it

  • @Watermelon_cat12-y7j
    @Watermelon_cat12-y7j 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +445

    6:20 you can see the bullet come out of his nose in slow mo like he sneezed it out

    • @TygerHillis
      @TygerHillis 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Gesundheit

    • @childreninmybasement1
      @childreninmybasement1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      "ACHOO!"

    • @roku6722
      @roku6722 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@childreninmybasement1 lethal sneeze

    • @gerardbutnotway1258
      @gerardbutnotway1258 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Dad sneezes

    • @El-beans_destroyer
      @El-beans_destroyer วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It would be cool if they tested brass knuckles with a dummy

  • @sub-par-shooter
    @sub-par-shooter 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17588

    You executed that intro perfectly

    • @GarandThumb
      @GarandThumb  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3041

      I’ve been working on my talking

    • @731trident
      @731trident 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +161

      ​@GarandThumb, please thank Charlie for getting rid of the rake, I hope all is well.

    • @nickjohn5455
      @nickjohn5455 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      why did i actually laugh wtf

    • @DraconisMarchVII
      @DraconisMarchVII 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Boo.

    • @floridasoldat
      @floridasoldat 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@nickjohn5455​​⁠bc it was funny 😂 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @AKKK1182
    @AKKK1182 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8383

    Guntubers: "We can't say 30 round mag because youtube will demonitize us"
    Mike: "Today we are testing execution methods with the VERY SAME GUNS they were done with..."

    • @lookstothetroon
      @lookstothetroon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +277

      stupid rule ngl

    • @kakka_karot_cake
      @kakka_karot_cake 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

      ​@lookstothetroon I agree. That rule is dumb af and luckily some rules are meant to be broken

    • @MP-ky3hc
      @MP-ky3hc 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

      @@kakka_karot_cake you mean like the ATF rules? 😉

    • @kakka_karot_cake
      @kakka_karot_cake 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      @@MP-ky3hc YES!

    • @jordanfrancisco27
      @jordanfrancisco27 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Gold?! Dude, the creative ways 2A people get around them rules for entertainment. Hahahah😂😂😂😂

  • @Red_Russki91
    @Red_Russki91 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19284

    “Pedophiles, which aren’t real human beings” - an agreeable statement by Mike Jones

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +262

      Yep. You can’t hit that until its eighteenth birthday (or sixteenth, if you’re a Brit)

    • @vaevictis1697
      @vaevictis1697 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +341

      ​@thegunsngloryshowexplain

    • @HonneDell214
      @HonneDell214 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +950

      @thegunsngloryshow aight, new test dummy aquired

    • @samanoske1993
      @samanoske1993 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +535

      Face the wall​@thegunsngloryshow

    • @Red_Russki91
      @Red_Russki91 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +396

      @thegunsngloryshow A CASE IS A CASE LIL BRO, FACE THE WALL

  • @johnmorgan4405
    @johnmorgan4405 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +296

    Fun fact: Firing squad is the only modern capital punishment method with a 100% success rate.

    • @IsabelleBourque-q4p
      @IsabelleBourque-q4p 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      No shit you’re shot with a live gun round

    • @Fitkid7672
      @Fitkid7672 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Yep..I’m sure it’s less expensive than others too..

    • @itsmrbigsmoke862
      @itsmrbigsmoke862 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Not really. Wenceslao moguel herrera survived his

    • @Forest762
      @Forest762 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Someone survived that tho.

    • @thatlittledude7731
      @thatlittledude7731 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      me when i lie

  • @blacky2397
    @blacky2397 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2663

    That's great! Could you make a video on how to dispose of ballistic dummies without leaving a trace?

    • @tommybrannon
      @tommybrannon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +312

      One might invest in a small hog farm for family pets.

    • @Manco65
      @Manco65 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

      Pistol Pete's Pig and Piranha Farm.

    • @InHisImage1161
      @InHisImage1161 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      You gotta know "A Guy".

    • @oldmanjenkins771
      @oldmanjenkins771 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Or if you close to Florida
      Florida Man’s Gator-extravaganza!

    • @EnFyr
      @EnFyr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Metal coffin/container that fits your object. Boat-Sea.

  • @jabenewkhell
    @jabenewkhell 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +830

    Enjoyed the bit of history around the Bonnie and Clyde part. Would be nice to see more of these highly scientific tests based on other historical events.

    • @randyhill1492
      @randyhill1492 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +149

      Ohhh. Like 1 with the Saint valentines day massacre. 6 dummies and 2 Thompsons with drums.

    • @GarandThumb
      @GarandThumb  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +384

      Not a bad idea tbh

    • @invisisense5464
      @invisisense5464 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@duybear4023Lincoln was already done by Ak daddy

    • @jimmyseaver3647
      @jimmyseaver3647 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Definitely backing this one up.

    • @throwaway633
      @throwaway633 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@randyhill1492 most of that was from shotguns. Little of the damage was from Thompsons but the press took off with it

  • @JakobIlar
    @JakobIlar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8292

    A British hangman was once asked, standing on the gallows, if he thought the death penalty prevented crime.
    He replied: "I've never seen anyone up here twice."

    • @ambufed
      @ambufed 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +205

      I've never seen any ghost commit crimes

    • @antonioarreola3097
      @antonioarreola3097 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +377

      The guy next to him, "First time?"

    • @mjp152
      @mjp152 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

      and yet he remained employed which means that it doesn't...

    • @boogie153
      @boogie153 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@antonioarreola3097 When the hangman nodded, he's replied: "Mine, too!". 🤣🤣

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Chad reply. Bring it back.

  • @Dominus_of_GLORY
    @Dominus_of_GLORY 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    "Pedophiles, which aren't real human beings."
    I don't think I've ever hit the like button so fast in my life 💀

  • @BroNovaGaming
    @BroNovaGaming 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2688

    Thailand seemed real considerate in their exaction method.
    "I Don't want to see them die"
    "Okay, we'll give you a tarp, that way you don't have to see a thing."
    "The other prisoners are scared of the gunfire."
    "Oh, we don't want to make them uncomfortable. Let's quiet things down and switch to a more silent fire arm."

    • @Mr_Zimm
      @Mr_Zimm 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +189

      A very polite prison warden.

    • @TimSmith-si7rv
      @TimSmith-si7rv 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +276

      When I was at my last station in Thailand, the local police executed a murderer they had caught....put him in a wooden box in the middle of a quarry and proceeded to ventilate said box with a machine gun..they were carrying M60's at the time...they also had all the local citizens attend....

    • @silentassassin47
      @silentassassin47 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      lolol 😂

    • @anarchogarfieldist1652
      @anarchogarfieldist1652 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

      ​"Yall wanna see somethin fuckin crazy? We're gonna turn this crate into splinters and theres a dude who killed another dude in there. Its gonna be wild"​@@TimSmith-si7rv

    • @LiandriMatrix5
      @LiandriMatrix5 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      ​@@anarchogarfieldist1652 And if you're not careful, this could be you next time!

  • @Sergey_Kuzmin
    @Sergey_Kuzmin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1715

    I'm from Russia) Regarding the shot in the back of the head, it was necessary to take 7.62 ×25 mm with a TT type pistol (Tokarev) because when executions were practiced with a shot in the back of the head (approximately 1935-1953), there was no Makarov pistol as well as a cartridge for it. And such executions were most often carried out by KGB (former NKVD) officers. After Stalin's death, this lawlessness ended and the death penalty began to be carried out in much the same way as in Utah, as shown in the video, only the weapon there was just an AK. Several people are firing live ammunition and only one has an empty one, so that any of the firing squad can say that I am not the killer. I apologize in advance if I made mistakes somewhere)

    • @elgenerico6263
      @elgenerico6263 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      Exactly correct. They still do the death penalty this way in Belarus as well.

    • @Albenhart
      @Albenhart 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Belarus still does death penalty?

    • @detroitdave9512
      @detroitdave9512 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      Very good English for a foreigner!

    • @elgenerico6263
      @elgenerico6263 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@Albenhart Yes, albeit not too often.

    • @Sergey_Kuzmin
      @Sergey_Kuzmin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@detroitdave9512 Thanks )

  • @mysteryman3666
    @mysteryman3666 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +940

    As a Thai, I recognized 0:04 instantly. The white sheet + MP5(Tommy Gun up until the 90s) combo was iconic to say the least.

    • @PankoVI
      @PankoVI 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Same, asian fellow. Same.

    • @maxie706
      @maxie706 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      Same here, but he says they get 15 rounds to the back - from a testimony I read, the executioners had up to 15 rounds, but often only used a few in semi-auto... seems a lot more drawn out and I guess economical?...

    • @nikujaga_oishii
      @nikujaga_oishii 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Not Thompson, they used SIG-made Bergmann SMG

    • @pattadon
      @pattadon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      We used SIG MP20 officially

    • @LDmagnum
      @LDmagnum 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Very strange

  • @BLP04
    @BLP04 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    This video was extremely helpful for my trial next month, thank you

  • @Gerald62600
    @Gerald62600 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5259

    “Without using what Micah”
    “Real humans”
    “Pedophiles, which aren’t real humans”
    Instant like and subscribe

    • @Paleolithic_footage
      @Paleolithic_footage 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Hell yeah

    • @UmareKaware
      @UmareKaware 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Same here, instantly hit subscribe

    • @watch7966
      @watch7966 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Based.

    • @Marcuschozen
      @Marcuschozen 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Tesak w

    • @doktordescurry2018
      @doktordescurry2018 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      same instant like. allredy sub

  • @justincooley9966
    @justincooley9966 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +773

    I came to this video because I heard non-Americans didn’t like it and I was not disappointed this is high quality

    • @DirtNastyJole
      @DirtNastyJole 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      I saw the instagram post lmao

    • @TheSavanto
      @TheSavanto 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Also here to see them cry.

    • @G36C-556
      @G36C-556 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I think the angriest non-Americans are in Palestine rn

    • @BurnTheNuance
      @BurnTheNuance 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@G36C-556 That or Isreal.

    • @jep1st
      @jep1st 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      I liked the video, greetings from Finland.

  • @number1yota
    @number1yota 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2737

    "Stop arguing on the internet, it doesn't gain you anything." -Garand Thumb. No truer words were ever spoken.

    • @WakandaDigitalGroup
      @WakandaDigitalGroup 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      If you suck at it yeah better stop. If you can change lives keep it up

    • @CFox.7
      @CFox.7 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Depends how you go about it. If two people are intelligent and willing to do legitimate researth to support their arguments AND write well - then both can benefit. Even a third party can benefit from reading an intelligent, healthy debate style "argument"

    • @WakandaDigitalGroup
      @WakandaDigitalGroup 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CFox.7 thats make believe the truth wins period any way you go a our it...thats why we are all slaves today...no one understands research or evidence only what the screens say 🤷‍♀️

    • @Incognito1786
      @Incognito1786 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      But I love arguing with idiots on the internet! lol

    • @underarmbowlingincidentof1981
      @underarmbowlingincidentof1981 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@WakandaDigitalGroup nobody ever changed lives by arguing online mate

  • @Jacky-zt5ch
    @Jacky-zt5ch 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    Thanks for the tutorial, you’re a real life saver man

  • @samsaasen4922
    @samsaasen4922 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1767

    I’ve always seen the firing squad as the most humane by a long shot

    • @TheDollarSportsman
      @TheDollarSportsman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      I see what you did there 😏

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The lethal injection is pretty humane too because they put you under before they inject the lethal so youre already unconcious with no pain just like when you get put under for wisdom tooth removal both methods are more human compared to MOST of what was happening in the dark ages 😂

    • @noahstevens6662
      @noahstevens6662 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      ba bum tss
      But actually it's better than the electric chair.

    • @seaghan
      @seaghan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@noahstevens6662 Electric chair has to be the most painful for sure and then hanging

    • @cavalierliberty6838
      @cavalierliberty6838 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

      The only reason lethal injection is seen as humane is due to the paralyzing agent injected first. It's pretty horrific without it.

  • @Panda_26131
    @Panda_26131 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2241

    As bad as it looks, the makarov method is probably the most "humane" since you instantly die after the first shot, but from the other ones, not so much

    • @Unless-feature
      @Unless-feature 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

      Humane, but brutal

    • @richardjames4632
      @richardjames4632 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +522

      Not only that, but the Soviets always told the person that he had been reprieved and was being "moved to a normal cell from the condemned cell". The executioner was waiting in the corridor to shoot as the condemned man was walking away from him. They would not have known a thing about it.

    • @Whatthevr_official
      @Whatthevr_official 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      ​@@richardjames4632 Damn

    • @FiveDrop572
      @FiveDrop572 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +301

      @@richardjames4632 honestly, thats not a bad way to go in the slightest.

    • @RawTopShot
      @RawTopShot 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13


      Bit like that "fetch my sword"..
      (the Anne Boleyn execution)

  • @ablindman0
    @ablindman0 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +367

    Hey, you missed strapping the dummy to the front of a AA gun

    • @frankmunn6168
      @frankmunn6168 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      That's what they do in n korea.

    • @devinkulish
      @devinkulish 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I too was holding my breath for this unlikely finale

    • @toddwebb7521
      @toddwebb7521 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Best Korean method

    • @xTRMNALxBTx
      @xTRMNALxBTx 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Or a black powder cannon, blowing from the gun is definitely style points and the sepoy mutineers learned that one the hard way

    • @daddoo5268
      @daddoo5268 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They already shot dummies with a tank and howitzer, so yeah.

  • @Sukhoi_Su-27_flanker
    @Sukhoi_Su-27_flanker หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    8:40 you shot one of the bullets that ricocheted

  • @TheBushrangianOrder
    @TheBushrangianOrder 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +410

    1:58
    Utah Firing Squad
    Winchester 94 x 4
    30-30 Silver tips
    5:40
    Soviet Execution
    Makarov Pistol
    9x18
    7:00
    Thai Execution
    MP5
    9mm Subsonics
    9:40
    The Canoe (Dead-checking/Safety Shot)
    HK416
    5.56x45
    11:00
    Bonnie and Clyde Execution
    Colt Monitor (BAR)
    30-06

    • @markhumphries8150
      @markhumphries8150 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      L to

    • @TheBushrangianOrder
      @TheBushrangianOrder 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @markhumphries8150 sorry?

    • @badgermanderthal6905
      @badgermanderthal6905 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Frank Hamer was a problem solver.

    • @nickg9170
      @nickg9170 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Thanks mate. The comments don’t appreciate you but I do!

    • @TheBushrangianOrder
      @TheBushrangianOrder 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@nickg9170 you're most welcome!

  • @sigxm5thumb
    @sigxm5thumb 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +511

    Garand Thumb saved my life I’m 22
    This past august I was involved in a self defense shooting and from watching his videos on tactics,mindset,and medical I was able to go home to my family that night I didn’t spend a night in jail thankfully to a true uncorrupt police department I have since been cleared of all wrong doings from their investigation

    • @concreteandgrading
      @concreteandgrading 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Oh wow

    • @Youtubeuser1aa
      @Youtubeuser1aa 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      You should reach out to him to get this story

    • @Token_Black_Guy
      @Token_Black_Guy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Based

    • @teddyfartypants
      @teddyfartypants 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cool what happened?

    • @Khvg-e4l
      @Khvg-e4l 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Mentally ill crazy person ima assume, or was it some untamed street monkeys

  • @mrolive9464
    @mrolive9464 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3123

    If you ever narrowly escaped execution in a third world country, go ahead and hit that subscribe button.

    • @lightreign8021
      @lightreign8021 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

      Does Florida count? 🤔

    • @mrolive9464
      @mrolive9464 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

      @@lightreign8021 Florida is a third world country at this point

    • @Hell.on.foot1
      @Hell.on.foot1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's actually the 2nd world countries with the more fucked up executions and shit lol

    • @InterstellarTaco
      @InterstellarTaco 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      ​@mrolive9464 If Florida is 3rd world what is California, and Michigan. 4th?

    • @mrolive9464
      @mrolive9464 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      @@InterstellarTaco they are on another planet dude

  • @artemnoelgames
    @artemnoelgames 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    The fog setting in towards the second half of the video reminded me of James Bond Skyfall, when they drove out to the country side of Scotland! Beautiful landscape!

  • @ramboitaliano1776
    @ramboitaliano1776 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

    I typed in “What to do when you see an ATF Agent” into the search bar and this was the first result
    I took notes, thanks Flannel Dad!

    • @GothicSoldier9000
      @GothicSoldier9000 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Goddamn, even TH-cam knows what's up now lol

  • @etherstar1137
    @etherstar1137 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3414

    "Is it moral? Is it ethical? Well, these are questions we're not here to answer."
    Had me dying. 😆

    • @ElliePixyPixy
      @ElliePixyPixy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      You would need an entire 1 hour video on philosophy to do that topic justice, I’m happy they kept it simple.

    • @obi-wankenobi1233
      @obi-wankenobi1233 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      ​@@ElliePixyPixy Only one hour? What kind of philosophy speedrun are you doing?

    • @ElliePixyPixy
      @ElliePixyPixy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@obi-wankenobi1233 I just mean in terms of TH-cam videos. Realistically you could spend your entire life trying to make even one topic of philosophy “justice”.

    • @rossbrubeck4556
      @rossbrubeck4556 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      garand thumb has 1000% committed war crimes

    • @w4tt322
      @w4tt322 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Stats say it works.

  • @pmsjap
    @pmsjap 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3754

    “Pedophiles which aren’t real human beings” I love this guy.

    • @tacticutelife
      @tacticutelife 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

      Realist shit he said!

    • @scottpollock6549
      @scottpollock6549 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Timestamp?

    • @tacticutelife
      @tacticutelife 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the spot where he said pedos arent real humans.... are you trolling or just slow?
      @@scottpollock6549

    • @mikenorthrop5815
      @mikenorthrop5815 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@scottpollock65491:49

    • @mysteriouswalrus
      @mysteriouswalrus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@scottpollock6549 1:44 - 1:48

  • @JESTERdaGOON
    @JESTERdaGOON 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    My favorite video of yours so far. This was so dope

  • @MatthewExists
    @MatthewExists 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +863

    Never did I think I'd wake up to see a dummy smoking a cigarette

    • @Hunter-eh4pz
      @Hunter-eh4pz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Doesn't kim Jung un smoke?

    • @gabrielkelly2631
      @gabrielkelly2631 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Well good morning

    • @ethangardner2470
      @ethangardner2470 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You havnt seen admin results? Haha

    • @jakukuja7736
      @jakukuja7736 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, a lot of dummies used to smoke back in the trenches of ww1

    • @eddiejennings8067
      @eddiejennings8067 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      AND it never fell out...

  • @BaumCultist
    @BaumCultist 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1268

    I don't get why the Makrov method was so disliked. It seems like the only one where it's without a doubt instant lights out.

    • @qilin9915
      @qilin9915 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Headshots are almost never instant and can take hours or days

    • @BaumCultist
      @BaumCultist 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +597

      @@qilin9915 Headshots are usually fatal within seconds or minutes, but in very rare instances a headshot can be survived for hours or even days like you mentioned.This is however basically a non-factor in a headshot like this, as the gun is right next to the head and therefore keeps almost all of it's energy when entering the skull, making a possibility of long concious survival very unlikely.The executioner is also likely to schoot again if the target somehow survives and if their not a sadist.Even worse, when the gun is placed right next to the head like it was done in the video, then the gases which follow the bullet will enter the wound and expand inside of the skull, scrambling the brain.

    • @CountryRaven54k
      @CountryRaven54k 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@qilin9915 ever heard of the term, "Lights are on but nobody is home" thats usually what its like to get shot in the head, lights out, if youre still moving or your vitals are still pulling through its simply your body keeping you running. Abe Lincoln was reported to survive the initial GSW to the back of the head but never woke up again.

    • @sethmcavoy1800
      @sethmcavoy1800 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      It wasn't. Since the Makarov uses such an underpowered cartridge at such close range, occasionally the bullet would curve along the interior of the skull instead of going straight through the brain.

    • @BaumCultist
      @BaumCultist 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +207

      @@sethmcavoy1800 While i am by far not even in the same galaxy of knowledge as real gun experts are, from what i can see from the video the Makarov is most certainly powerfull enough to shoot through the skull and severly damage the brain from such a short range, since it also exited from the other side of the skull.I also find it very unlikely that the Makarov would have have been as popular or even be considered an effective firearm if it was as weak as you claimed it to be from such a short range, which is a claim the previously mentioned video also disproves.And if the gun is placed right against the head as it was in the video, then even if your claim was accurate, the gases which follow the bullet would also travel into the wound and cause enormous damage by expanding inside of the skull.

  • @stiglitz3532
    @stiglitz3532 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +279

    Early Garand Thumb: basic shooting drills, how to use stripper clips, weapon disassembly
    Modern Garand Thumb: "I want to be executed by a Colt Monitor"

  • @CrowEnthusiast
    @CrowEnthusiast 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    1:48 is truly a based statement

  • @ankoku37
    @ankoku37 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +295

    That last part is pretty true. A lot of "humane" execution methods of the past century or so have been picked less for the benefit of the condemned and more for the benefit of onlookers.

  • @ghostynine2815
    @ghostynine2815 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +920

    As a red blooded American, I cannot understand why we left the .30-06 for support weaponry... The sheer devastation from twenty rounds is absolutely stunning.

    • @rebeccadubois8270
      @rebeccadubois8270 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      New NGSW weapons are better

    • @SepticFuddy
      @SepticFuddy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +224

      7.62 NATO was designed specifically to copy .30-06 ballistics with more modern powder. Modern hunting .30-06 uses that extra brass volume to beef it up well past original .30-06 energy levels.

    • @NavySooner
      @NavySooner 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      Weight, price, recoil are the reasons

    • @jordendavid8992
      @jordendavid8992 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I ain’t gonna hate but the main reason is that sheer volume with similar chance to hit was good enough

    • @DemocracyOfficer2485
      @DemocracyOfficer2485 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Because the future is now old man

  • @shaynewalker3248
    @shaynewalker3248 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +348

    Where is Charlie? There's no way him being unsupervised for this long is safe.

    • @GarandThumb
      @GarandThumb  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +197

      we def agree with you

    • @BryceKimball7.3
      @BryceKimball7.3 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Heard him and rake are taking it steady, building a cabin out somewhere on the ranch, beyond where the eyes can see. So happy for them

    • @nyet_maker7948
      @nyet_maker7948 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      ​@@BryceKimball7.3 So the rumors about leaving for some hoe were false?

    • @GunsNRoosendael
      @GunsNRoosendael 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he must have gathered so much feetsies by now

    • @luckyboyyt8582
      @luckyboyyt8582 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      When a Charlie is missing and won't make a sound, he's up to no good, so just look around.

  • @UniqSniper
    @UniqSniper 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The colt monitor is possibly the coolest gun in existence

    • @asu-57tankoffical
      @asu-57tankoffical หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Kinda reminds me of fallout tbh

  • @Stickeebud
    @Stickeebud 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +608

    The automatic gunfire scared the prisoners.
    Is that not the whole idea... to teach the other inmates what happens if you diddle kids?

    • @BECSPK
      @BECSPK 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      except for the fact you can get death penalty for a little bit of weed.

    • @MrMalformedllama
      @MrMalformedllama 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When you put that into perspective it's even scarier@@BECSPK

    • @haroldbalzac6336
      @haroldbalzac6336 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@BECSPK What case are you referring to?

    • @BlackIronGamer
      @BlackIronGamer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No you can't​@@BECSPK

    • @nathanchavez9631
      @nathanchavez9631 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You can see 2 bullets hit each other in the side view of the slow mo

  • @johnsanko4136
    @johnsanko4136 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

    I know the monitor is a heavy gun, but Mike did the FBI proud rocking and rolling that full auto .30-06

    • @GarandThumb
      @GarandThumb  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      the muzzle break really does all the work tbh

    • @MP-ky3hc
      @MP-ky3hc 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@GarandThumb what a humble beast
      ...and 🖕 the FBI.

  • @hansiminator69
    @hansiminator69 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +397

    Totally reasonable video

    • @shakercheese5092
      @shakercheese5092 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Yep, it's just a normal Sunday with regular videos. Nothing odd here.

    • @DropXplode
      @DropXplode 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Was thinking fastest way demonitization 😂

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I would contend that if we keep defunding police departments, continue with cashless bail, and allow the borders to stay open with no efforts to enforce standards of law then this information is only going to help the civilian population deal with future problems. So reasonable and educational.

    • @hashymashy6853
      @hashymashy6853 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@mattmarzulajust to clarify, defunding the police doesn't mean just take out all the money from police departments so they look like 50's cops.

    • @bunk95
      @bunk95 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you want to be waste.

  • @spot8565
    @spot8565 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    saying that a bullet to the head is worse than 4 rounds to the chest is insane like bruh, even with a makarov, thats lights out instantly

  • @chital_shikari3163
    @chital_shikari3163 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +204

    When I was 9 years old or so, we were hunting on a private ranch in central Texas. We got into some sika deer and my dad took a neck shot on a doe at around 80 yards, 150 grain soft point, bolt action .30-06. The round actually completely twisted the neck 90° degrees such that when we got done skinning and quartering, the hide was headless and we had no neck to take home to make into stew or any other dish. How insane to see what a BAR would’ve done to an enemy soldier at close distance in France circa 1944.
    This just goes to show how the real science of Dr. Thumb is not “fake” nor is it “just for entertainment purposes” and actually showcases educational value to anybody interested in human anatomy and the reaction of biological material (simulated here) to the austere condition of supersonic lead projectiles entering into it.
    10/10 would science again

    • @lindah6954
      @lindah6954 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      30-06 is no joke. It's the number #1 go to hunting rifle for Homesteaders in Alaska. They drop deer, moose, elk, black bear, and even brown bear when they are problematic. Been binge watching Alaska the Last Frontier.
      In WWII, 90% of the Germans that were shot by the M1 Grand had 0 chance of surviving a body shot even if most the vital organs were missed. 30-06 just caused so much blood loss. Overkill for Humans.

  • @crash3366
    @crash3366 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    Petition to make “test subject for garand thumb videos” an official execution method

  • @RevBoose
    @RevBoose 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +279

    My understanding is that the pistol shot wasn't directly to the back of the head, but more down at the base of the skull, to sever the spinal column, shock the brain, bring about instant unconsciousness and death. The executioners would wait in the cell of the accused, who had been taken to the interrogation room, only to be told that they were to be freed. They would enter their rooms in a good mood, not really paying attention, and suddenly the lights would go out...!

    • @dropdead6969
      @dropdead6969 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      Honestly thats the most humane way to go

    • @coryfletcher9176
      @coryfletcher9176 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Either way, I don't think he say that the entire skull fractured on the left side (first slow-mo clip). That dude would have been dead before he hit the ground even being shot at that spot in his head.

    • @garretthberne3035
      @garretthberne3035 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Made up BS. Read about Chikatilo's execution. That's how it was done 99% of the time.

    • @rhysmodica2892
      @rhysmodica2892 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Leave the gun...take the borscht.

    • @NewBuildmini
      @NewBuildmini 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sometimes they aimed for the neck, or the left upper part of the back (where the heart is), so that there wasn't that much of a mess. There was no standard protocol.

  • @innygraczfps
    @innygraczfps 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    1:49 bro is speaking straight FACTS

  • @JamesSmith-ix5jd
    @JamesSmith-ix5jd 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +194

    The Soviet method was shooting closer to the neck, not the skull, and the head was tilted forward, so you aim at the base of the brain where all vital functions are residing.

    • @NewBuildmini
      @NewBuildmini 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sometimes they aimed at the left upper part of the back (where the heart is), so that there wouldn't be that much of a mess. And a Nagant revolver was generally preferred because the bullet would get stuck inside, again making less of a mess.

    • @JamesSmith-ix5jd
      @JamesSmith-ix5jd 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@NewBuildmini There was a sink hole in the middle of the execution room. Everything liquid was flushed down the drain and occasional solid pieces were just collected to the trash. Makarov wouldn't make your head explode, the mess was moderate to begin with.

    • @NewBuildmini
      @NewBuildmini 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@JamesSmith-ix5jd That wasn't a thing in every prison. I've heard many stories, and it was either a drain, a pile of sawdust, or nothing.
      Usually the prison basement served as the execution chamber, the prisoner would first be read that his appeals were rejected.
      Sometimes it was done unexpectedly, as the prisoner was being led through a hallway. They did it similarly in East Germany aswell.
      And in 90s Belarus (according to late prison warden Oleg Alkayev), they took the condemned to a spot in the forest where a pit had already been dug. The condemned would be taken out of the van one at a time, made to kneel a few meters in front of the grave, and shot in the head, before being pulled down into the pit after he was pronounced dead.

  • @saxon1376
    @saxon1376 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    I saw this and thought I better watch it now before it magically disappears

    • @GarandThumb
      @GarandThumb  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      lmao good point actually

    • @RealMTBAddict
      @RealMTBAddict 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Newpipe bro...

    • @DavidDooh-hl7jo
      @DavidDooh-hl7jo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same

  • @simenvh2353
    @simenvh2353 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +214

    6:34 funfact! pressing the muzzle of the gun to the head like that, all that hothot gass is gonna follow the bullet into the skull turning it to mush. probabbly the most humane wau shown

    • @mikel9567
      @mikel9567 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      fun fact, that doesn't happen. The gasses aren't hot enough for long enough to cause any real damage by themselves. The stippling and powder burns are about all that you will see to know that it was a contact shot. The projectile itself, along with the concussion wave are what cause the damage. But hey, theres only countless amount of autopsies and medical books to confirm what happens

  • @TheRealXanderBanks
    @TheRealXanderBanks 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is my favorite Garand Thumb video.

  • @SimonUdd
    @SimonUdd 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +639

    I’m Swedish and I always find your videos fun and educational. Just as proof that not all non Americans are weapon haters

    • @robinmickelsson-htta3413
      @robinmickelsson-htta3413 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Swedes even have access to more guns than Americans.

    • @HC-ov2hh
      @HC-ov2hh 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      More weapons than people here in the USA

    • @nickshades6727
      @nickshades6727 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The propaganda makes it seem that the anti gunners / dems are the majority, but in reality they are not.

    • @SimonUdd
      @SimonUdd 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@HC-ov2hh pretty sure thats not a USA exclusive thing

    • @robinmickelsson-htta3413
      @robinmickelsson-htta3413 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@HC-ov2hh Yes?

  • @Nuhuh759
    @Nuhuh759 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +152

    1:49 still waiting for this man to tell an offensive joke that isn’t completely based

    • @hadeskin3876
      @hadeskin3876 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yoooo you're on the edge here...

    • @Nuhuh759
      @Nuhuh759 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@hadeskin3876 that was really based of him ngl

    • @The_Copper_Element_Itself
      @The_Copper_Element_Itself 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Nah that aint a joke thats just the truth

    • @noone-pg4lr
      @noone-pg4lr 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@hadeskin3876you kinda sus homie

    • @IkeFanBoy64
      @IkeFanBoy64 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@noone-pg4lrI'm pretty certain that was just his way of saying "wow, aren't you edgy"

  • @AlexWehpunkt
    @AlexWehpunkt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

    I'm not quite sure about the USSR, but in former eastern germany, the execution was carried out via "unerwarteter Nahschuss" which roughly translates to "unexpectet close shot".
    Basically, the guy was interviewed on a daily or at least frequent basis - but one day, as he entered the room, there was another guy, hidden behind the door. He would shoot a little lower than you did, more like the upper neck / lower skull, to destroy the part of the brain used for breathing, heartbeat etc., killing you instantly. One moment you'd be thinking you would be interviewed once more, next moment you'd never think again.
    If I wasn't against the punishment at all, I'd advise for this one.

    • @annasstorybox7906
      @annasstorybox7906 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      YES! I also dont know about the use of this in the USSR but im 100% sure that the shot placement for the russian method would be the same, nape of the neck/lower edge of the backside of the skull. Will go into the brain stem. I guess they just placed it incorrectly in this video.
      And yes, according to two anatomy professors that would kill instantly.
      Therefore target is also not uncommon for snipers in hostage situations as the person shot will just drop, avoiding the risk of their last movement causing harm to the hostage. Just that it is more common for snipers to aim from the front, so they will be aiming for somewhere in between the root of the nose (right between the eyes) or just below the nose. There are also cases of mob hits were people were shot behind the ear and suicide/murder with the gun placed in the mouth or under the chin pointing backwards and just slightly up. All are the same thing, just from diffrent angles. The bullet will go through the brain stem in any of these cases.

    • @NewBuildmini
      @NewBuildmini 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's pretty how much they did it in the USSR. One day the prisoner would be taken to the basement, where he'd be read that his appeals were rejected. Then he was led into an adjacent room, where he'd be made to kneel, and shot in the the head. You can see this in "The Americans", in episode 4 of season 4.

  • @Sleepy_Everest
    @Sleepy_Everest 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    Mika/Mica (idk): "Human beings."
    Mike: "pedophiles which aren't human beings."
    had me dying

    • @lukas54cz71
      @lukas54cz71 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same

    • @LUNARBL00M
      @LUNARBL00M หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      its micah black lung

    • @mr.rocket9891
      @mr.rocket9891 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@LUNARBL00Mdid someone said micah ?

  • @Mr-Trox
    @Mr-Trox 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +970

    "Pedophiles arent people" Flannel Daddy, 2023.

    • @AngySumo
      @AngySumo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      BASED

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Been saying it for years. Never been quoted. The magic of social media.

    • @jamesmcallen3354
      @jamesmcallen3354 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Saying “flannel daddy” is now punishable by death because it’s a fucking cringe thing to say or type

    • @redman836
      @redman836 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      @@jamesmcallen3354 saying cringe is gay

    • @StupidPerson-dh9bj
      @StupidPerson-dh9bj 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      facts

  • @bcs528
    @bcs528 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +405

    That Colt monitor looks so freakin badass!! Honestly first time seeing one fired

    • @Incognito1786
      @Incognito1786 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Those spent casings flying out, reminded me of the time somebody (Demo Ranch, maybe?) "rapid" fired a .50 cal while standing.

    • @SoWhat1221
      @SoWhat1221 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Incognito1786 Jerry Miculek?

    • @Incognito1786
      @Incognito1786 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SoWhat1221 Most likely not, as I have no idea who that is.

    • @SoWhat1221
      @SoWhat1221 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Incognito1786 How strange. I'm sure I wrote a reply to the last comment in this chain, but it seems to be gone. Must have triggered some filter.
      Anyway, the gist of it was, that if you search that name + .50 cal, you can find a video of him rapid-firing a .50 Barrett, which has some nice shots of the casings flying out.

    • @ryanmcwilliams8784
      @ryanmcwilliams8784 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh I want one bad now lol

  • @martinswiney2192
    @martinswiney2192 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +245

    The Colt Monitor looked like a very stable shooting setup for the BAR. Would like to see a video comparing them.

    • @Vernich762
      @Vernich762 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      BAR vs Monitor vs HCAR would be a very interesting video

    • @cpuwizard9225
      @cpuwizard9225 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Vernich762 I would like to see that matchup on the clock.

    • @johnnorman7708
      @johnnorman7708 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Colt Monitor had a noisy but effective muzzle brake that made it a bit easier to control in full auto fire.

  • @bracoop2
    @bracoop2 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That Colt Monitor looks so good. That muzzle brake made full auto fire look a lot easier than a BAR without one.

  • @nvirevolution2235
    @nvirevolution2235 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    That Colt Monitor mag dump was BRUTAL

  • @hammer911tube
    @hammer911tube 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    I've been following this channel for about three years now and I'm pretty happy with how it turned out.

  • @Mainmanbenson
    @Mainmanbenson 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +188

    Maybe we’ll get a 5.7x28 ballistic testing video someday since there’s so many myths between being the best round or just being useless

    • @hahayouTubehandlE
      @hahayouTubehandlE 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I've been so interested in this round since it came out. I found this really cool AR upper on PSA that has a top loading mag like a P90 but with a 12" and 16" barrels I can put the link in the comment and explain it a lot better if you want😂

    • @jeremywatson9129
      @jeremywatson9129 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Paul Harrell has tested them. The only caveat is its with his self created meat target. Off the shelf winchester 9mm hollowpoints did better (than 5.7) in this medium. Paul did use a 5.7 pistol, the round was made for sub guns with about a 10 inch barrel so that may be hamstring it.

    • @johncee853
      @johncee853 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It was pretty good at ending the Jaffa.

    • @youngdenard264
      @youngdenard264 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Mexican cartels call the P90 the « cops killer » so i don’t think 5.7 is useless

    • @It-b-Blair
      @It-b-Blair 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s a pcc. It’s good to a point. It’s no 6.5 garendel, but it’s also no 17 hmr. It’s cool that you can have a carbine and pistol with the same caliber, p90/5.7, but it’s light and fast. No crossover to long range or medium game hunting. Not a coyote or hog round either.

  • @yippee1039
    @yippee1039 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    i love the entire genre of mad scientist channels on youtube

  • @ryeoma
    @ryeoma 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

    TIMESTAMPS
    (might not be accurate)
    0:01 intro
    0:49 sponsors
    1:26 sponsors end
    1:25 hes micheal jones, a retired soldier
    1:59 firing squad
    5:43 SOVIET FIRING SQUAD
    7:08 thailand execution
    9:42 navy seals "canoe" (might be a war crime)
    11:53 bonnie's gonna get killed
    12:55 asmr time
    13:06 head falls off bonnie
    14:27 end
    14:35 rankings of how he wants to die
    14:45 micheal's opinion

    • @mustafakamal-jt1db
      @mustafakamal-jt1db 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      The navy seal canoe is definitely a war crime 💀

    • @charlesdemers1197
      @charlesdemers1197 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Might"

    • @SamuelFernandezAlonso
      @SamuelFernandezAlonso หลายเดือนก่อน

      The War crime is to pretend that you are Dead.
      Ism't it?

  • @NEKRWSPHERE
    @NEKRWSPHERE 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +399

    Your Soviet execution method is carried out inappropriately, and would most likely result in you losing your job. You are actually aiming higher than a Soviet officer would, and at a wrong angle. The target is brain stem just above the colliculi because theoretically, - destroying the brain stem results in instant death, since it controls vital functions like breathing. Severing brain stem above the colliculi in a mammal, - results in it instantly and permanently falling asleep (which is how we know about the function of Ascending Reticular Activation System (ARAS). You also need to aim at a slight ascending angle of 20-30 degrees, to make sure the compression wave and/or the bullet impacts part of the cerebellum and the telencephalon before exiting, causing massive brain hemorrhage and instant cessation of conscious and motor processes. This is why this method was believed to be entirely painless (although obviously none have survived it to ascertain that claim) and economical, with cases where more than one bullet was needed almost unheard of.
    So it wasn't "brutal" nor was it meant to be. The condemned would not be kept on Death Row for many years like in the United States, just long enough for the Politburo appointed commission to ascertain whether the case warrants the "Highest Measure" through strong evidence base and circumstances of the crime, and for Leniency Request to be looked at and approved or denied. There was no "last meal" , strong tea with lots of sugar and last cigarette were commonplace, however. Just don't ask me how I know the details. In late 1950-s/early 1960-s the method underwent slight "adjustment" - the shot was fired at a slight angle towards the left ear to minimize excessive blowout damage and disfigurement of the face, which was likely done to minimize psychological trauma to the executioner. Currently - there is no Capital Punishment in Russia, but the conditions of a prolonged sentence in a Maximum Security prison are in many cases so inhumane that the sentiment of many in Russia is that Capital Punishment is a better, more humane alternative. Belarus, however, still has Capital Punishment with methods and circumstances nearly identical, but with number of crimes that warrant it - smaller than in the USSR.

    • @koalaking8741
      @koalaking8741 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      Yeah, I had that thought when he did it. Personally, I say that's the way to go. I would much rather that than looming anticipation or survival.

    • @joedewitt3340
      @joedewitt3340 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      How do you know the details

    • @GalamatiasOne
      @GalamatiasOne 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      ​@@joedewitt3340the details are published. I think they may even be discussed on Wikipedia.

    • @big_red_machine3547
      @big_red_machine3547 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is true and so did the Germans use this method in WW2. The official documents always say “a single shot to the back of the neck” when the Nazis executed someone on record

    • @Bolthole1
      @Bolthole1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Thank you professor

  • @Vernich762
    @Vernich762 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    Please bring Scott back with the elephant rifles and see what they sound like

    • @belliduradespicio8009
      @belliduradespicio8009 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wasn't that a thing back in British India?

    • @belliduradespicio8009
      @belliduradespicio8009 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      no wait they actually tied you to the mouth of an actual fucking cannon, my God

    • @cscrossman
      @cscrossman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      This! So much this. That 4 bore flying overhead would be crazy but I think the truly insane thing would be the punt loaded up with 00. I dont know if I would sound more like a swarm of anger or if you'd be able to hear individual ones.

    • @Vernich762
      @Vernich762 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@cscrossman The punt gun slug would be insane as well

  • @leoarmitage8465
    @leoarmitage8465 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    3:35
    Guy got forgotten that smile is one of shame 😂

  • @shaggy_e210
    @shaggy_e210 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    8:39 that mid air collision is insane

  • @HysjMysj
    @HysjMysj 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +308

    This man told a company"we're making an execution video", and they enthusiastically participated, getting shout outs and everything 😅 I like these kind of businesses

    • @nobody.of.importance
      @nobody.of.importance 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It's a private for-profit college that specializes in firearm manufacturing techniques, so it does seem quite appropriate for them to sponsor it.

  • @Moped191
    @Moped191 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    FunFact: The Book i´m reading right now is "The Last Executioner". It´s about Thailands, you can guess it, last executioner. It´s a good read giving you some insides of the process and beyond that. He was there when they switched from the Bergmann MP to the H&K MP 5.

  • @elijahparker7655
    @elijahparker7655 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    @11:03 Frank Hamer's gun belt was made by a Leatherworker out of Longview, Texas, by the name of Bedell Rogers. My dad had a gun belt, (stamped and branded) made by Bedell Rogers just about a year before Rogers died. I'll never forget that belt. It was awesome

  • @BigBoyDMZ420
    @BigBoyDMZ420 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    my guy really just said "Just saw my head off dude... JUST DO IT" Garand a real legend

  • @mrolive9464
    @mrolive9464 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +145

    If you have ever used one of these methods on the first person to fall asleep at a sleepover, go ahead and hit that subscribe button.

    • @GarandThumb
      @GarandThumb  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

      I would literally die if a boy did this to me

    • @btumminaro
      @btumminaro 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@GarandThumb Based on the context, you misspelled "boi"

  • @AllinWhenPlaying
    @AllinWhenPlaying 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    Instant sub for the right joke.
    In Soviet prisons, the "back of the head execution" was done at a slight angle with the shooter standing a bit to the side, not directly from behind (that was done only by inexperienced executioners on in a mass one outside, but then they used to just machine-gun the group, and usually with the target kneeling, not standing. Walls of the execution room were stone, ground was usually covered in clay/mud - so obvious reasons of preventing ricochets.

    • @NewBuildmini
      @NewBuildmini 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Never heard of a machine gun being used for that in the USSR.

  • @johnnydoe7846
    @johnnydoe7846 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “This round is on me boys.”
    -Some guy in front of a firing squad.

  • @MrKylemu1000
    @MrKylemu1000 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +591

    Hamer's first shots hit both Bonnie and Clyde. Bonnie screamed like a panther. Hamer looked down at the girl.
    "I would have gotten sick, but when I thought about her crimes, I didn't"

    • @faryldaryl3975
      @faryldaryl3975 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      The way GT told it was the first time I heard that version, and it didn't make sense when he said she stepped out and shot an ambusher, but then she was inside the car when Monitor Man shot? Should've put up some thick sheet metal, as the car bodies of the day were a significant factor in dealing with "the automobile bandits". Haven't heard this report either. The version I've heard, from a source I tend to trust, was that amongst the many wounds were lethal head shots to both B&C. Granted there were many bullets flying around, but it was reported that Hamer fired two shots from his carbine, then sat down and had a smoke while everybody else was carrying on. Also, Hamer was well known & respected amongst his fellow lawmen not for being rough & tough and good with a gun, but for his detective work and what we call today social engineering, such as how he knew the pair would be on that road.

    • @getthegoons
      @getthegoons 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Holy fucking based

    • @smartfella7914
      @smartfella7914 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      BAASED AND REDPILLEDDDD!!!!

    • @Polskie573
      @Polskie573 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      he would've gotten sad (if it wasn't Bonnie)

  • @MacMeaties
    @MacMeaties 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +149

    As an Irishman I feel you need to do this video but for kneecaps.

    • @richardsanchez5444
      @richardsanchez5444 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's how the crips got their name.

  • @8-bitsarda747
    @8-bitsarda747 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    I actually saw a video about "conscience rounds" in firing squads (where you replace one of the bullets with a blank, or wax slug in this case). His conclusion was that it was actually more for the man being executed than for any of the executioners. The idea being that you'll know if you shot a blank, because of the recoil difference, but if you think that you might have it, you'd be more confident aiming for the heart. More people confidently aiming at the heart = a higher likely hood of a swift, relatively painless death. Granted, he was talking more about the black powder musket era firing squads of the early to mid 1800's, not the ones in Utah using modern 30-30 ammo

    • @jason200912
      @jason200912 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      They should have just rigged a string to some buckshot and had a donkey pull the string. Or do a timed water bucket contraption like in gallipoli

    • @Heywood.Jablome
      @Heywood.Jablome 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@jason200912very creative! The CIA and ISIS like the way you think 😅😂

    • @donnikthejedi2222
      @donnikthejedi2222 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jason200912next up IED Executions

  • @felixvazquez1023
    @felixvazquez1023 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Bro turned savage mode when he said pedos are not human

  • @manhattandave
    @manhattandave 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +131

    You started with a 30-30 lever gun I have. Then ended the video with one of the rarest, most sought after, expensive and bad ass guns in existence.
    One of many reasons I love this channel.

    • @leonjocelyn2323
      @leonjocelyn2323 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      30-30s aren't rare my guy. You can buy them at pretty much any gun store.

    • @fadez2417
      @fadez2417 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@leonjocelyn2323”last gun”, he’s talking about the colt monitor

    • @leonjocelyn2323
      @leonjocelyn2323 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@fadez2417 oh. Maybe I should read more carefully lol

    • @lucatriet575
      @lucatriet575 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why is it so sought after? To me, not great on older guns and not having to much interest in them i looks just like a bar with a brake and ugly not ergonomic handguard😅 what am i missing?

    • @slugman7070
      @slugman7070 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@lucatriet575 Theres only about 100 that were made and bought for Law enforcement and each is worth like 100k these days if you can find one

  • @guyincognito3085
    @guyincognito3085 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    I love these holiday-themed episodes!

  • @Handyginger
    @Handyginger 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +237

    I’ve been shot in the chest and leg. In my experience on both wounds I never felt the pain until minutes after. I’d imagine an execution would be a little bit different but it’s hard for me to imagine much suffering in such a short period of time

    • @boarbot7829
      @boarbot7829 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      how did that happen? That sounds absolutely awful, I'm so glad you survived.

    • @Handyginger
      @Handyginger 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      @@boarbot7829 the first time was the chest shot when I was 16. Dude was playing with his gun while he was a solid 12 beers deep. Ended up losing his trigger discipline and put a round in my lung. It was a Glock 42 shooting sig hollows. The hollows complicated the wound leading to a few months in the hospital. The second time was in July of 23. I was selling reefer and a dude found out where my money was at. Busted through around 7pm and put two in my leg. I got a few back at him but I didn’t hear anything about it after that. I didn’t even go to the hospital that time. I just packed gauze and did dabs for a few weeks until I was good to get back to work

    • @boarbot7829
      @boarbot7829 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@Handyginger Wow. You're lucky to be alive!

    • @fkz0303
      @fkz0303 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      ​@@Handyginger this is why Americans shouldn't have guns tbh

    • @AverageHistoryEnjoyer1914
      @AverageHistoryEnjoyer1914 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      ​@@fkz0303Blud, because a dude was drunk, and because some guy broke into his property?
      Sorry, cant understand your point.
      Americans shouldnt have guns because beer exists, and crime?

  • @impact6126
    @impact6126 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love the hellofresh ad playing in the middle of bonnies execution no doubt thats how they envisioned it

  • @flykz255
    @flykz255 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

    "Lives are expensive, ammo is cheap, give them another round" what a perfect fucking quote

  • @mewingbroom7650
    @mewingbroom7650 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    "Tell me about the rabbits, george."
    to my knowledge, the movie "The Highwaymen" did a faithfully accurate depiction of the execution of Bonnie & Clyde.

    • @DonariaRegia
      @DonariaRegia 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I read the factual account and their vehicle was blocked on the road by an informant the duo trusted. GT said they were moving, which would have made the shot difficult. But those two were sitting ducks thinking they were about to help a stranded friend. It was a textbook ambush, the kind recreated in countless movies and television shows. The old block and pop.

    • @lxvideostuff7200
      @lxvideostuff7200 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@DonariaRegianever thrust the 3rd party

  • @ScharfSchutzen
    @ScharfSchutzen 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

    For those who want to see it, Bonnie and Clydes car is on display at the Alcatraz East crime museum in Pigeon Forge Tennessee. I went a couple years ago and saw the car (along side OJ’s bronco, Jesse James’ Schofield, etc) and it’s certainly worth the visit. That car is riddled with so many bullet holes and the windshield itself is quite a sight to see.

    • @cmkeelDIM
      @cmkeelDIM 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      When did it leave the Primm, NV Museum?

    • @les_larmes_d_un_hibou
      @les_larmes_d_un_hibou 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@cmkeelDIM i think you might be mistaking it for Vikki and Vance's car, which in the words of Primm Slim "existed at the same time, but where nowhere near as famous as Bonnie and Clyde"

    • @coachacola3755
      @coachacola3755 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Sorry to burst your bubble but that was not the car which Bonnie and Clyde died in which you saw.
      The sad reality is that the car got purchased by Casino Owners and they scrubbed the car of any history and upholstered the car and it’s on display in Primm.
      I’m pissed off too.

    • @cmkeelDIM
      @cmkeelDIM 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@les_larmes_d_un_hibou Bet that's the car then. They were just calling it the B&C car. Last time I was though there was about 10 years ago.

    • @les_larmes_d_un_hibou
      @les_larmes_d_un_hibou 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@cmkeelDIM i'm sorry, that was just a Fallout New Vegas Joke which i made while absolutely hammered drunk
      In the game Fallout New Vegas there is a Museum in Primm in which a parody of Bonnie and Clyde exist and tried to become as famous as Bonnie and Clyde but failed and died horribly, they never had the same fame as B&C and Vance didn't even shoot his gun once (there's a whole quest in game where you find people trying to pass as the original Vikki and Vance to get his gun)

  • @TheGeoArchaeologist
    @TheGeoArchaeologist 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That colt monitor was genuinely terrifying

  • @shanec5475
    @shanec5475 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    when the science coat is back you know its gonna be good

  • @xtevity
    @xtevity 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

    The worst execution is saying "who won the lottery i won the lottery"

    • @keerf255
      @keerf255 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      SMELL THAT AIR! COULDN'T YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE?

    • @freedom-man
      @freedom-man 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@keerf255 **Maliciously loads Thump-Thump.**

    • @robocatssj3theofficial
      @robocatssj3theofficial 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      damn it's crazy i just won the lottery and suddenly my dad that i haven't seen in 20 years wants to talk to me again, i'm just taking so many Ws

    • @SlizMaster
      @SlizMaster 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's not the joke​@@robocatssj3theofficial

    • @robertbraun7155
      @robertbraun7155 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Always my luck. Never win the lottery due to the astronomical odds but seem to have always attracted crazy negative scenarios that were also astronomical odds. Welcome to normal life. Lmao

  • @MattH-wg7ou
    @MattH-wg7ou 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    Wow 12:58 that echo of the 20rds from the BAR! That was sick!
    You did a really good job with a full auto BAR too, man! Damn!

  • @nicholascarr4746
    @nicholascarr4746 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Wow I didn’t know how insane that colt monitor is, dope video

  • @IndianalandFishing
    @IndianalandFishing 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +498

    There’s only one thing I enjoy more than lathering my body up with honey and challenging my neighbors to tickle fights and that is watching Garand Thumb.

    • @Eggmayor
      @Eggmayor 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      What the actual fu-

    • @RT-qd8yl
      @RT-qd8yl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Can i join you? I have Mad Honey from the Ottomans

    • @angelamaro3480
      @angelamaro3480 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Switch from honey to beef tallow or vegetable shortening and boy are you in for a good time

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Wouldn't it make sense to issue the challenge first? Honey ain't cheap.

    • @paulcisco1026
      @paulcisco1026 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wtf?

  • @tommyspann8852
    @tommyspann8852 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    The rounds from the Monitor must have missed, most of the time, seeing as Bonnie's body was pretty much intact. It had a lot of holes in it, but no parts were missing. Jeez, what a blaster!

    • @nickhowatson4745
      @nickhowatson4745 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      her hand was shot off though

    • @GarandThumb
      @GarandThumb  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

      Bonnie was struck 26 times by rounds

    • @home541_
      @home541_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The group probably wasn’t as tight

    • @rogerstlaurent8704
      @rogerstlaurent8704 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      BTW Bonnie Parker had a open casket viewing but her body was never embalmed i believe due to her gunshots she took and the same for Clyde Barrow The Monitor is a Very Powerful Weapon never heard of it until now

    • @athmaid
      @athmaid 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​​​@@rogerstlaurent8704imagine the embalmer scrambling to plug all the bullet holes as the fixative pumps through lol, no wonder they didn't bother

  • @chrismccloy9824
    @chrismccloy9824 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    That shrapnel getting smacked and getting absolutely sent into the atmosphere at around 8:40ish was some of the best content ive seen in awhile.

    • @feelincrispy7053
      @feelincrispy7053 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Im guessing you havnt watch Scott’s punt gun to the dummy head yet?

    • @chrismccloy9824
      @chrismccloy9824 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@feelincrispy7053 the 4 bore into the body armor is my personal fav.

  • @Yeah_Ok_Dude
    @Yeah_Ok_Dude 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    10:11 “lives are expensive, ammo is cheap.” He knows what he’s talking about

  • @the615god
    @the615god 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

    12:27 that 5th round was DEVASTATING. What an amazing weapon.

  • @irgendwieanders1
    @irgendwieanders1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    I think the "inhuman" in firing squads is aimed towards the gunners - the stress they have to endure facing the unarmed victim and watching him die... at least thats what I heard

    • @Germfish
      @Germfish 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I'd sign up for that job.

    • @arthyrpersona5769
      @arthyrpersona5769 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      ​​@@Germfishmost sane american

    • @JF-vz1ju
      @JF-vz1ju 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@GermfishI would if I get to keep the rifle.

    • @WindowLickingDeer
      @WindowLickingDeer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Germfish in the words of Brandon Herrera,
      "What's my job?"
      "You shoot pedophiles."
      "And you're paying me?!"

    • @kevinm8865
      @kevinm8865 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      .... You two are probably mentally unfit to be associated with the justice system.

  • @darthtytherous2107
    @darthtytherous2107 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    My immediate reaction to the notification was: “That’s getting taken down, let’s watch it.”

  • @austinclements8010
    @austinclements8010 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:45 i totally get it, pedos arent worth the ammo cost, so you have to go with the next best option