It's been well established he loathes his job and according to the epilogue, the first thing he did when he retired is get the hell as far away from Armadillo as possible.
John and Arthur are on another level when it comes to roasting people. Love how in GTA V its the npc's clowning on the protagonists, but in the rdr series its the protagonists that just give everyone else a hard time for no reason whatsoever.
well that's due to the excessive dust inhaled, you'd often spit to expel catarrh and remove the foreign particles that would otherwise irritate your lungs.
I think the funniest part of the game is where John tells McDougal that he’s gonna hand him over to Dutch and his gang and then goes “naw, just kiddin’.”
Is it just me or when John says I think there are some school children you can go frighten he reminds me of Arthur both in the way he said it and that Arthur probably would’ve said the same thing
John's bravado, sarcasm and wit where "given" to Arthur for RDR2 and John was made more timid and awkward so that Arthur could seem more impressive in comparison
If they ever remaster this game I don’t think they need to change too much about John’s appearance. He looks incredible in this game, even 10 years later. I’d say they could even keep that exact model, tweak the animation in some places and obviously update the lighting.
I agree a hundred percent. I realised how much more emotion he has in this game compared to the monstrosity in the epilogue. I've never played rdr1 but I feel so sorry for those who have.
@@josephstalin2606 I think it's less laziness, and more of a deadline thing. Remember how much they had to push back the game. I agree, John don't look the best in the second game, but I don't think they wanted it to come out as bad as it did. They just had to reuse stuff instead of using a whole new model like they did with Jack Marston.
" I think there are some school children down the way you could go and frighten." GODDAMN! I literally forgot that line xD Man I love how savage John Marston can be 😂
When I first saw this scene during my first play through I actually thought stuff was gonna go down, "Fort Mercer? You one of them Williamson boys!!" Love this game ❤
I've met Rob Wiethoff who portrays John at a few cons, I've told him that this scene is my favorite in the game along with the Big Foot "You eat babies" scene in Undead Nightmare, he shares my laughs and jokes about it all 😄
I love RDR1. Characters like Irish, Lando Rickets and mr West Dickens made it iconic. Also it explored Johns family relationships better and the Mcfarlanes where amazing characters. It also shows how faithful John was as despite his family being held by the government he never wavers, when prostitutes flirt he says he’s a married man, when Bonnie wants to get familiar and keeps trying to get him to drop the formalities and call her Bonnie instead of Ms McFarlane he first lets her know he’s married and has a son. One thing I hated about 2 is that it forgot about John’s daughter. In 1 he mentions he had a daughter who died of cholera and when he confronts Javier, Javier doesn’t refer to Jack in the singular but says your children, plural.
Actually just saw a couple videos online that explain that Johns daughter Emily Marston was born after the gang and died around a year old or less, Red Dead 2 actually hints at this th-cam.com/video/fQuYgix-gmw/w-d-xo.html
bruv you need to play the first one its such a good game i played it years back and have forgotten some of the story line but it was one of my favorite games before rdr2 i need to try and get my hands on the game again lol
@@marcowulliampopirers2216 I said character names, what does that spoil about the story? Mass Effect has Javik, Liara, Jack, that tells you nothing. Meeting characters and saying they are great characters isn’t a spoiler. The only thing close to a spoiler is Javier being in it but everyone who hasn’t lived under a rock knows that RDR2 is a prequel and that the gang returns. The advertisement for the game literally says it’s a prequel focusing on the fall of the Vanderlin gang.
😂🤣💀 ikr right he has to be the most craziest person I seen in the game also when I was also playing undead nightmare of his mission I knock his damn hat off when I knock him out and he also has no hair at the top of his head 😂
I love the criminal in the cage I mean. He seems like a pretty ok dude because he wakes the deputy up when john shows up, and yeah he did tell john to shoot him but I would want that dude dead too
john was a perfect parody of a western antihero. RDR 1 writing feels so right to a rockstar videogame. RDR 2 got too epic and less human" in my opinion
God, I missed this John in Red Dead 2. 3 years since the prologue must have magically turned him into a hysterically funny, ultra calm, cool killing machine.
I just love how Marshall always sounds like he's done with whatever the problem is already 😂
Omg I’ve never seen someone with the same last name as me
My last names Humphries too!! Omg that’s made me feel so happy xx
God damnit Marston! What part of *I just want to smoke weed* did you not understand?
@@Biittiriisi God dammit, Marston! I told you to get me a cigar (see-gar) and hour ago
It's been well established he loathes his job and according to the epilogue, the first thing he did when he retired is get the hell as far away from Armadillo as possible.
John and Arthur are on another level when it comes to roasting people. Love how in GTA V its the npc's clowning on the protagonists, but in the rdr series its the protagonists that just give everyone else a hard time for no reason whatsoever.
I always hated when Arthur cut off anyone trying to get soft on him. Luckily they gave Arthur his journal to voice his real thoughts
It's a shame John's wit isn't the same in RDR 2 as in RDR 1. Maybe only when he is an NPC and just few antagonize lines.
And to think that 3 years later rockstar would make another game that would be milked for a decade
in gta tbogt Luis roasts everyone and is on the same level when it comes to being witty
The guy pointed a gun at him. Reason enough for me to crack wise.
You can hear John's smile in his voice 1:34 He just sounds like he has such a big grin
john sounds a lot like clint eastwood in that sentence too.
Damn they spit so much
Yea, they are like ' Ya 💦 John 💦 Marston 💦 '
Men usually did out west
well that's due to the excessive dust inhaled, you'd often spit to expel catarrh and remove the foreign particles that would otherwise irritate your lungs.
its because of cholera
@@thorsten94vfl Did you play RDR1?
I think the funniest part of the game is where John tells McDougal that he’s gonna hand him over to Dutch and his gang and then goes “naw, just kiddin’.”
Mine too
John did the Antagonize + Defuse combo
One of my favorites is when John stops Irish from robbing the two nuns in thieves landing and then goes “I’m your old friend amnesia”.
Oh that was hilarious.
I remember laughing out loud at that line
"Why?" But he actually says: "Wah?"
Could this be Waluigi's great great grandfather?
Pugpolice 🤣🤣🤣🤣
th-cam.com/video/5IaS9d8MUDY/w-d-xo.html
0:21
John: You wanted to speak to me.
Jonah: *aH DIid?*
Apparently so.
@@adannn-jw Jonah: *Y?*
I guess because we are both in the business of the law.
@@adannn-jw You that fella from the *TRAAAIIIN COMPANY?*
No. I’m from Fort Mercer.
Jonah acts like a Llama
Lmfao but yeah, true😂
I love his accent lol
Who's accent?😂
Jordan Hnatiuk Jonah
Hello
I got me one of them WiLlIAmSoN BoYYYYYYS
Williamson boahs
He really spits so much the hole floor is being abused
damn dude that was funny😂😂😂
"I've got one of them Williamson boys."
"I've got me one of them idiots who give marshals a bad name."
I just love John
I love rdr2 but it was missing more moments like this
Many camp events are similar to this cutscene, though.
@@danwordgod2017 similar but not as good.
Arthur: Are you secretly normal?
There are 2 compilations of Arthur clowning on his friends
@TrashCan yeah well rdr2's whole story isn't really in the west
The "What you want !?" always gets me.
I got me one of em Williamson booooaaaahs
"Well than💦, looks like I got myself💦 one of them Williamson boys💦 💦 💦"
The cutscenes in this game were excellent and the facial animations still hold up to this day.
Yep, the facial animations are one of the best graphical element of the game holds up even better than the environments, for the most part.
John's hat looks better in this game than it does in 2
Looks the same to me
In this game the hat is more damaged, It also has a few cuts on the front
@@wajajan697 seems legit
Because it was brand new when he got it in the 2nd game. In the first game it looks a little damaged which makes it look cooler
@@josephstalin2606 No it just looks better in 1.
Is it just me or when John says I think there are some school children you can go frighten he reminds me of Arthur both in the way he said it and that Arthur probably would’ve said the same thing
This adds a very subtle layer to the continuity of both games that should be studied academically.
John's bravado, sarcasm and wit where "given" to Arthur for RDR2 and John was made more timid and awkward so that Arthur could seem more impressive in comparison
Bro you need some commas and some quotations in that sentence, it hardly makes sense.
@@Pedro_Le_Chef John was made more “timid and awkward” because he was 12 years younger and still a kid in a lot of ways.
@STN Ace Absolutely yes.
"I'm a married man"
"Aren't we all?" 😂
"Hey you got a visitor"
*coffs up organs*
“I got me one of them Williamson bOyS”
Ahh good ol’ Jonah
Armadillo lawman conversation:
Hello (spits)
Howdy (spits)
How's your day been? (spits)
Fine (spits)
Glad to hear (spits)
See ya (spits)
1:15 kinda like Bill in RDR2
i wonder how bad the smell on that room bcs he 💦 spittin 💦 every 💦 single 💦 minute
Funny lines:
(Spit)
You getting cute with me boi?
Unintentional ASMR
If they ever remaster this game I don’t think they need to change too much about John’s appearance. He looks incredible in this game, even 10 years later. I’d say they could even keep that exact model, tweak the animation in some places and obviously update the lighting.
Hopefully they don’t get lazy and give us epilogue John 🤮
I agree a hundred percent. I realised how much more emotion he has in this game compared to the monstrosity in the epilogue.
I've never played rdr1 but I feel so sorry for those who have.
@@putinsleftnut how could you know where the chracter is done better if you never played Red Dead Redemption?
@@josephstalin2606 I think it's less laziness, and more of a deadline thing. Remember how much they had to push back the game. I agree, John don't look the best in the second game, but I don't think they wanted it to come out as bad as it did. They just had to reuse stuff instead of using a whole new model like they did with Jack Marston.
There was a mod that was suppose to improve the graphics, but Take Two screwed the modder over and sent freaking agents to their house.
The voice actor of jonah is awesome
I always loved the way he delivered that line.
“I got me one of them WILLIAMSON BOYS”
-My name is John Marston, you wanted to speak with me
-I did?
-Apparently so..
-Whoaaaaah?
that floor's gotta be so slippery
"Its a glass eye 😭"
I"m sure someone treasured that very much.
YOU EAT BABIES is also a very funny scene 😂
According to the team, Undead Nightmare in its entirety was meant to be played out like some campy 60s Horror Movie with B-Movie acting
@@edgarbanuelos6472 it makes sense
We eat BERRIES!
“Yes sir, Mr. Johnson sir.”
😂😂😂
Possibly the greatest video game ever made
A N D W A T C H U WANT ?
1:33
I love John so much
MAN HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL GODDAMN
There were four men in this scene, you'll have to be specific
@Agustin Rossetti I hope so. Leigh would probably pass, too
@Agustin Rossetti yeah I’m talking about John.
yeah ikr jonah its so fucking handsome
Rougishly handsome
I wonder how nobody is surfing with all that spit around
It's mad how they've had over two years to fix him and yet John still looks better in RDR than in the RDR2 epilogue
You serious you cut out the ending Which is one of the best part. "I'm here to kill or capture Bill Williamson."
"Ha"
Marston didn't need his gun to straight ice the deputy
If this John was in RDR2 we’d have the perfect series
" I think there are some school children down the way you could go and frighten." GODDAMN! I literally forgot that line xD
Man I love how savage John Marston can be 😂
i was eating and i think im gonna puke 0:54
Ughhh ikr that's nasty 💀💀💀😅😅😂
you got a weak stomach brother
John Marston Pelt is 3 *
till this day I would use the school children as defense 💀
Everyone just gonna skip over the fact that he also tried to ride a guy like a horse?
NORMAN DEEK
Downright peculiar
Yeah it was kinda gay but funny at the same time
Those bars on the cell ain't holding that guy there, he could easily squeeze through them hahaha
I bet that floor is covered in spit
video: funniest moment in Red Dead
Any scene with Irish: 👁 👄 👁
The last line John gives should be an antagonize option in RDR2's epilogue.
When I first saw this scene during my first play through I actually thought stuff was gonna go down, "Fort Mercer? You one of them Williamson boys!!" Love this game ❤
Absolutely love it
"HaRdY fUcKiNg HaR!" is something I still say.
I thought he was gonna call him a nonce when he mentioned school children lmao
That floor must be soaking
John, Jonah, Johnson.
he spat like 4 times
oooh man
*the spitting sounds*
Funny as duck (yes duck not fuck)
I've met Rob Wiethoff who portrays John at a few cons, I've told him that this scene is my favorite in the game along with the Big Foot "You eat babies" scene in Undead Nightmare, he shares my laughs and jokes about it all 😄
I love how he wakes up with a dip in
They spit a lot
Chewin tobacco
@@shrimpshramp tobaccer
Good job marston
Hosea bro I miss you
@@wajajan697 I will never not see you
0:51 the fact johnson is already annoyed as he walks in
People who say RDR2 had better characters clearly haven't met this guy.
Jonah was funny as hell
Irish was IMO
I like Irish as well
@@tyrannotherium7873 everybody does tbh
@@tyrannotherium7873 glad to hear you do as well tho
It's funny but I've never understood why John says "I'm from Fort Mercer." If he'd said "I've come from Fort Mercer" it would make a lot more sense.
I already have red dead redemption2 this makes me want to get red dead redemption 1
I love RDR1. Characters like Irish, Lando Rickets and mr West Dickens made it iconic. Also it explored Johns family relationships better and the Mcfarlanes where amazing characters. It also shows how faithful John was as despite his family being held by the government he never wavers, when prostitutes flirt he says he’s a married man, when Bonnie wants to get familiar and keeps trying to get him to drop the formalities and call her Bonnie instead of Ms McFarlane he first lets her know he’s married and has a son. One thing I hated about 2 is that it forgot about John’s daughter. In 1 he mentions he had a daughter who died of cholera and when he confronts Javier, Javier doesn’t refer to Jack in the singular but says your children, plural.
Actually just saw a couple videos online that explain that Johns daughter Emily Marston was born after the gang and died around a year old or less, Red Dead 2 actually hints at this th-cam.com/video/fQuYgix-gmw/w-d-xo.html
bruv you need to play the first one its such a good game i played it years back and have forgotten some of the story line but it was one of my favorite games before rdr2 i need to try and get my hands on the game again lol
@@connordorman117 BRO WTF,the guy said he didnt play the game and you spoiled him half of the stroy???
@@marcowulliampopirers2216 I said character names, what does that spoil about the story? Mass Effect has Javik, Liara, Jack, that tells you nothing. Meeting characters and saying they are great characters isn’t a spoiler. The only thing close to a spoiler is Javier being in it but everyone who hasn’t lived under a rock knows that RDR2 is a prequel and that the gang returns. The advertisement for the game literally says it’s a prequel focusing on the fall of the Vanderlin gang.
Old west: *exists*
Everyone: *spat*
The funniest line for me was in the Undead Nightmare DLC. “You eat babies!”
0:00 when your ex wants to talk to you and 0:53 when she say she wanna get back together
I love when you see Seth for the first time lol
😂🤣💀 ikr right he has to be the most craziest person I seen in the game also when I was also playing undead nightmare of his mission I knock his damn hat off when I knock him out and he also has no hair at the top of his head 😂
That marshal is the coolest character ever
One of them Williamson boahs.
I gOt mE oNe oF tHeM WiLLiAmSoN bOyS
IVe GoT Me ONe oF ThEm IDiots Who GiVEs MaRsHAlS A Bad Name i tried
I got me one of them idiots who gives marshall a bad name
Oh boy if I had a dollar for every time someone spit on the floor in this game... 💰
I like the barn scene when he first meets irish
Haha John was so much faster on the draw than the other fool.
Anyone notice how Marshal Johnson spit before he made the noise
Am I the only one who is absolutely enraged when I hear Jonah’s voice?
What possible reason is there to be enraged at Jonah?
Imagine how much spit is on that floor
I've always been kinda confused to why John says he's from Fort Mercer. Is he just messing with the guy?
I wish RDR2 had that kind of very western cutscene
Prequel game about Marshal Johnson Or Red Dead Revolver remake?
I love how much they spit
My name is...jim Milton.
if Arthur would be in rdr 1 it would be something above 10
Marston Drew so quick..
Him and Arthur were the fastest after all, especially after John gets even more training from Landon Rickets.
@@edwardarroyo834 Wow. That's interesting.
How many times do these people spit
Maaan, they need to do a remaster of this with new graphics and shit.
Where's a spit cup when u need it?
I love the criminal in the cage I mean. He seems like a pretty ok dude because he wakes the deputy up when john shows up, and yeah he did tell john to shoot him but I would want that dude dead too
1:34 my favorite line from john marston
Ai gawt me one of deym williamson boiiiiys
Hardy fuckin' har!
Har dee fucking har...dickhead!
Got me every time
What's going on here? WaaahPhh! 💦
lol
john was a perfect parody of a western antihero. RDR 1 writing feels so right to a rockstar videogame. RDR 2 got too epic and less human" in my opinion
God, I missed this John in Red Dead 2. 3 years since the prologue must have magically turned him into a hysterically funny, ultra calm, cool killing machine.
1:38 i say this a lot in my personal life, I also say BOO-F**KING-HOO a lot too from GTA 4
Careful, i think your mouth may dry out.