Medieval 2: Total War, Assassinate Pope [Fail]

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ธ.ค. 2007
  • When you try to assassinate the Pope.....and Fail.
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  • @SergioKoolhaas
    @SergioKoolhaas 10 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Pope: God bless this hat I'm wearing

  • @Vikingr4Jesus5919
    @Vikingr4Jesus5919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    The Assassin still got closer than most people ever attempted, no doubt.

    • @powderedwiglouis1238
      @powderedwiglouis1238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I mean john paul II got shot by a crazy guy a few decades back that was pretty fucking close

    • @RESIST_THE_GREAT_REPLACEMENT
      @RESIST_THE_GREAT_REPLACEMENT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      There have been a lot of Pope assassinations especially between like 800 and 1000 but none have ever been shot with a crossbow

  • @DarkTemplarlord
    @DarkTemplarlord 9 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    0:26 I love how those guards chasing that assassin

    • @davidsmith2319
      @davidsmith2319 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      DarkTemplarlord it's like a cartoon

    • @rin_etoware_2989
      @rin_etoware_2989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love how their right arms went through the door

  • @alphamaxnova1
    @alphamaxnova1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    FISSION MAILED

    • @iche9373
      @iche9373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Next time we'll get them boys.

    • @nukacolacompany2534
      @nukacolacompany2534 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iche9373 mail the boys

  • @JourneyToTheCage
    @JourneyToTheCage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    The bolt was sticking out of his hat. I died.

    • @notanonymous3976
      @notanonymous3976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i didnt see that. i thought he shot the woman who started screaming so loudly

  • @madmalkavian3857
    @madmalkavian3857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    And this is why the pope wears a tall hat. And they said it looked silly.

  • @hybrid235
    @hybrid235 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Blessed are the hat makers.

  • @Goblexter
    @Goblexter 15 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Lol,the fail's are always hilarious xD
    Especially the part where the runaway starts.

  • @ShidaiTaino
    @ShidaiTaino 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    They run so slow lmao

  • @porcelainfox1839
    @porcelainfox1839 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Some Protestants disliked this video.

    • @deandeathstrike9398
      @deandeathstrike9398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And Orthodox

    • @jorvach9874
      @jorvach9874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was about to ask why they would, but then... oh right, the Pope survived. xD

    • @needforspeedgaming7148
      @needforspeedgaming7148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And muslims, and... Everyone that isn't catholic

    • @AndreLuis-gw5ox
      @AndreLuis-gw5ox 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even some catholics depending on the pope

  • @mihaimercenarul7467
    @mihaimercenarul7467 11 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    ezio:assassin,have you completed the mission?
    assassin:no,but look at the good part,i kill the hat.hehe eeeh...
    ezio:-____-

  • @ColonelBragg
    @ColonelBragg 10 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I never bothered with assassins in this game they always failed me for some reason

    • @ColonelBragg
      @ColonelBragg 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** I dunno the game is just to easy to bother with them hell even when i play as a catholic faction i always spend nearly the entire game excommunicated but they are good for killing inquisitors

    • @thedarknesscallingme
      @thedarknesscallingme 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      agreed, they cost a bit and took ages to train them up to a decent level and thats even if you could find a weakling of an enemy for them to kill.

    • @ColonelBragg
      @ColonelBragg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** I feel like there should be a mod somewhere that fixes them and makes them more likely to work against low tier stuff anyways

    • @ColonelBragg
      @ColonelBragg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** They worked in the Third age total war mod but i got a king Aragorn the Malevolent fighting The With King of Angmar The Honorable XD

    • @ColonelBragg
      @ColonelBragg 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saifthebest01 i hate that game i like the atmosphere but the game sucks ass

  • @lukas187x
    @lukas187x 9 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Altair: 'sees the failed assassination' Pfft ... amateur ...

  • @darkghor6372
    @darkghor6372 11 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Roughly, yeah, the fact that he nailed the Pope's person at all, hat or otherwise, is really skilled. Especially if you factor in how the arrow travels in an arc.

    • @ziemowittibia
      @ziemowittibia 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      🤓 Uhm Actually crossbow fires bolts not arrows

  • @VoicesByZane
    @VoicesByZane 16 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    lol, it was lodged in his hat! I love how assasination failures often result in comedy

  • @Banzay27
    @Banzay27 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hits the hat, walks out of the front door... he's not incompetent, he's daring.

  • @-qwaz-
    @-qwaz- 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    [Assassin runs out of the door]
    "LOLOHSHIT"
    [Skipping around]

  • @NiklasFranGoteborg
    @NiklasFranGoteborg 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Run man, run. I want to try again next turn.

  • @Fenrirknight7
    @Fenrirknight7 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Remember, kids. Never leave home without properly calibrating your crossbow.

  • @biggles1111
    @biggles1111 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Interestingly enough, even though my assassins in M:II were always useless, they always managed to kill the pope! They'd die like flies when attacking a heretic or general, but the friggin' pope? Cakewalk!

  • @cyclopsman200
    @cyclopsman200 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    God did save them.
    The random number god!

  • @TheLagiacrus1
    @TheLagiacrus1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I cracked up when only two guards went after him. XD

  • @coolfaiq8057
    @coolfaiq8057 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:26 bro got chased by the oblivion guard npc

  • @Yceb0x
    @Yceb0x 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I want to find a mod for this. When you fail I want the message to instead say:
    "Assassination failure, you should've gone with Altair, fool"

  • @AceD500
    @AceD500 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Screw you guys im going home :P

    • @leoncao8327
      @leoncao8327 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      taking this seriously?

    • @natetuimaseve7426
      @natetuimaseve7426 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No i'm pretty sure it's a south park reference.

  • @XxRokusasuxX
    @XxRokusasuxX 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pope: "Blessed be the Lord who giveth me this glorious hat!" :D

  • @insanekillers1232
    @insanekillers1232 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i sure hope the assassin got away from those two guards lol ^^

  • @ninjastefano
    @ninjastefano 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    oh god, I cried of laughter when he ran out of the door and got chased by only two soldiers :p "whua haa!" XD roflcopter

  • @JohnnyRico118
    @JohnnyRico118 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That would be a ridiculous shot at that range.

  • @rentabullet4048
    @rentabullet4048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Phew thanks jesus that was close"

  • @DarkArtistKaiser
    @DarkArtistKaiser 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And thus, the Pope Mobile idea began.

  • @CallumMeg
    @CallumMeg 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    and that kids, is how the "arrow through the head" hat was invented.

  • @AntediluvianWizard
    @AntediluvianWizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I bet after 50 failed assassination attempts, the pope would be like, “what do they have against my hat?”

  • @jack29292
    @jack29292 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    love the voices

  • @cmn1108
    @cmn1108 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    And if you don't, you might end up excommunicated like this poor soul.
    Lawl.

  • @licota11
    @licota11 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:20 assassin says "GOD DAMNIT!"

  • @jeanmarc87
    @jeanmarc87 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    those 2 guards are the running gag of the game. theyre everywhere!

  • @nergalsmom
    @nergalsmom 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahaha! "Shot in the hat, and your to blame..." Good one. =)

  • @BLARGHALT
    @BLARGHALT 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    No matter; without his hat, he'll lose his popely powers.

  • @nafaidni
    @nafaidni 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Crowd Screaming: OMG, somebody get help!!! His HAT is dead!

  • @GameAaron
    @GameAaron 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:18 look where the crossbow is aiming and he still gets the hat

  • @passerbypooh8049
    @passerbypooh8049 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dramatic crossbow bolt that gets stuck in the cloth hat.

  • @intellegence63smart
    @intellegence63smart 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's signing the cross...

  • @delta2372
    @delta2372 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MISSION FAILED!!! we'll get em next time!!!

  • @XEvilCookiesX
    @XEvilCookiesX 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pope: God Dammit! Thats the third hat this week!

  • @SebAnders
    @SebAnders 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    on the vid where hes successful the guards stop looking round after 2 seconds "ah well the popes been killed, stand down"

  • @Afonsocool23
    @Afonsocool23 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol, the guards chasing him, lol

  • @crazyking121
    @crazyking121 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    those 2 knights always try to cast the assassin

  • @guillaumerobichaud9848
    @guillaumerobichaud9848 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mission failed, we didn't killed the right hat.

  • @cmn1108
    @cmn1108 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was Milan once, and got the Assassin's Guild HQ in Genoa, so I whacked most of the popes that I had 'difficulties' with... even my own. Hey, by turn 100 the College of Cardinals was made up of 12 Milanese and one Polish cardinal, so it actually helped me keep control of the College by getting new Cardinals in.

  • @drd444
    @drd444 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank god Ezio was around to finish the job

  • @zenney100
    @zenney100 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Maybe hes just sending a message: "Elect all my priests as cardinals or the next bolt hits your heart!"

  • @Dauserofdasite
    @Dauserofdasite 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    The assassin forgot God's Eleventh Commandment:
    "Thou shalt not shoot thy Pope's paper captain hat"

  • @GameArchiver
    @GameArchiver 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It actually hit his hat. LOL.

  • @1234yersiman
    @1234yersiman 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    So that is why he has a large hat!

  • @wargames1983
    @wargames1983 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pope: NOOOOO MY HAT, ITS RUINED

  • @schatzkammerein
    @schatzkammerein 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm surprised only two guards chased after him. After the commotion, there should be an entire regiment of Swiss Guards and Italian soldiers waiting outside the church. Such a location would ideally be filled with armed soldiers.

  • @AncientBlitzkrieg
    @AncientBlitzkrieg 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    In truth, it was the hat who controlled the pope, and thus the hat had to die.

  • @SwordsmanMercenary
    @SwordsmanMercenary 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Barely missed him

  • @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
    @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hat is love. Hat is life.

  • @ivanlorbek1816
    @ivanlorbek1816 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    There are always two guards. Must be named Hans and Fritz.

  • @Julius_Areskoug
    @Julius_Areskoug 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah, it's always those two foolish guards chasing the assasin in all of the assasination attempts ;P

  • @GaryisaRoach
    @GaryisaRoach 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    damn you ezio you failed to the creed

  • @MegaConmaster
    @MegaConmaster 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL!!!! It looks like the assassin gave the pope's name on his hat.

  • @ardelio777
    @ardelio777 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    looks like he need your help "Ezio'

  • @Illier1
    @Illier1 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have seen him on the feild of battle to...he wasnt too bright engaging me spears on a narrow bridge...

  • @thespyfromtf2133
    @thespyfromtf2133 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love how he just angerly does a blessing sign with his like, like "fuck you, god bless you"

  • @MrUnclepeanuts
    @MrUnclepeanuts 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    let him excommunicate me that would be the last mistake he ever made

  • @Zylo587
    @Zylo587 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    He was nearly de-CAP-itated.

  • @GriffinPilgrim
    @GriffinPilgrim 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    I knew he wore that hat for a reason!

  • @SSTTEEAALLTTHH
    @SSTTEEAALLTTHH 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    The pope is acting pretty chill for someone who just got fired a bolt at him

  • @TheBullMoose95
    @TheBullMoose95 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @NukeCannon
    Notice that Vatican City is still standing today.

  • @MrStefano1121
    @MrStefano1121 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol in his hat XD

  • @MOULDYBOULDER
    @MOULDYBOULDER 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love how the assassin just moans crap and runs

  • @Killzoneguy117
    @Killzoneguy117 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Zaxxarius I know. I'm just saying, from a logical standpoint, it would make more sense for Ezio to just kill him there and not have to worry about the Papal States for less then 3 days. Its true that would be a major anachronism, but theoretically.

  • @shinderhizzle84
    @shinderhizzle84 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Dear Lord...and for next Christmas I'd love a new hat. You wouldn't BELIEVE what happened to my old one!"

  • @LuckyBrownRaza
    @LuckyBrownRaza 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    That would of sucked if he tripped as he was running out

  • @Samurai8989
    @Samurai8989 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's not a "hat", folks. It is a Papal Tiara, a triple-tiered crown with the 3 tiers signifying the Pope as Bishop of Rome, Patriarch of the West, and successor of Peter, Chief of the Apostles.

  • @Riken
    @Riken 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey you stop there!

  • @zatnaki
    @zatnaki 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dark Brotherhood saw it! Your bonus has been forfeit! :P

  • @Rhun217
    @Rhun217 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol pope just sits there

  • @PK2Productions
    @PK2Productions 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:20 he's like BOOYAH

  • @MonguinAssassin
    @MonguinAssassin 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    There are plenty of TH-cam recaps of Mario Auditore's famous and funny line and one of them should be a video response to this one given that Medieval 2 Total War is by Sega.

  • @Agent1W
    @Agent1W 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Uhhh, my xbow had a faulty bolt..." was the lame ass excuse the assassin gave to his King that day.
    Well, I guess he gets to clean the stables for a few years before he would get reinstated in the guild!!!

  • @Nayoboisier
    @Nayoboisier 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    jaja he's like, RUN LIKE HELL BABY!!

  • @heyeveryoneimcool
    @heyeveryoneimcool 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Shrike2101
    Thanks for the idea!

  • @blazingyeeha
    @blazingyeeha 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    now i know why the pope has that funny hat

  • @SinerAthin
    @SinerAthin 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Altair would've been ashamed....

  • @m090860
    @m090860 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    They have some vids for gentleman duels in Empires, but I havn't seen any assassinations

  • @ODST_Viking
    @ODST_Viking 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    er, perhaps because the bolt only went through his hat?

  • @OlaftheFlashy
    @OlaftheFlashy 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol. Thats gloriously funny.
    Thanks NukeCannon for uploading this up.

  • @MagicAccent
    @MagicAccent 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    'Tis but a scratch!

  • @chris63952
    @chris63952 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    out the front door? i was expecting something more epic like hed jump out the window and his dragon swoops in and catches him lmao

  • @LordKamos777
    @LordKamos777 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol thats hilarious and its true, but for a second i thought the bolt when in the popes hat.

  • @3Slim3Shady3
    @3Slim3Shady3 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    first time i did this it worked, i was so excited!

  • @shen31
    @shen31 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    haha.bull's eye on the hat.

  • @ngengeku
    @ngengeku 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    That could have been a headshot! Cant stop laughing when I saw the stupid hat!!

  • @DamnedUsernameThing
    @DamnedUsernameThing 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    He hit his hat

  • @NukeCannon
    @NukeCannon  12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @TheBullMoose95 Notice that its a game, and that is where my musings are restricted too.

  • @bloodring12
    @bloodring12 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @NukeCannon use a medieval A-bomb its the thing that the catapults use but inside it is plutonium that will surely level that place ^_^