7:05 What’s funny is how this is probably the most accurate cutscene in how a real life shinobi would maybe work. It’s still goofy and stereotypically trying to be a assassin, but at least he’s going for a disguise in a smart place and time to attack someone, and not using some weird weapon to do it.
The Geisha are gaining the trust of whoever they're going after. That way when she kills them, it's when they least expect it. It's implied when the Geisha fails; the game tells you that they couldn't find a suitable opportunity. Compared to the ninja where success and failure boils down to life and death
I tried to do that intentionally to make my brother laugh, but it ended up killing the daimyo instead. Neither of us had ever achieved that and it gave us an enormous shock
Those Geisha, damn at 1:55 she f*cking broke his neck without touching the necklace and the Camo at 8:58 fantastic I also like how some of the Ninja's scenes makes it look like an rpg character you move around with. The whole 6:30 was amazing, especially the archer who shot 3 arrows in an instant. 9:30 HOW THE F*CK
just some corrections, 1:55 is quite odd but I guess within the range of possibilities, 8:58 wouldn't the ninja notice the geisha's black hair?, 6:30 either there were more or he's a fast shooter which wouldn't be believable but is still possible, 9:30 Mongol warriors didn't sleep with their weapons or helmets, and it's not possible to pierce someone with a glaive even if you have the strength of a mongol.
@@juliovielma8703 if you're referring to Lars Anderson, what he demonstrated is called "Trickshooting". It's done for the glamour and entertainment and uses bows and arrows which have far lighter draw weight than the ones which would have been used for military purposes. So that kind of technique would be incredibly hard to pull off with the bows and arrows with, say like a long bow, with draw weight around 60-70 lbs, which is made to provide enough power to kill deers and other animals. I doubt the bow that he used in that particular video has that much draw weight.
4:13 - The memories of all the Ninjas sacrificed and this happens in a 12/17% rate. "Just switched to another room. Damn Ninjas" ~Nobunaga. 4:44 - I didn't know Tanegashimas/Arquebuses have a pistol grip. 5:18 - Ah, I see all ninjas go to the Sengoku Prometheus School of Running Away From Things. Also, HEADSHOT. 5:45 - I don't think that's an actual weapon. I'm surprised that those other two kills doesn't count, even when there is 1 unit in the unit, they still appear. 6:38 - I've always wonder what does the Ninja do to that Yari Guard? Or that he wasn't aware the light was... moving. 6:41 - "He wasn't on the screen!" ~Ninja 7:08 - A Ballista kart? "LEEROY JENKINS!" ~Ninja 8:20 - Answer every unknown footsteps with a sword strike. 8:52 - Unfortunately, there isn't a success version. 9:32 - Not the hat! YOU DIE. *Throws Glaive/Guan Dao/idk*
2:07 They are both Assasains. Assassin life and Death, they both meet for death, But, The Tide lands on both. There is no winner of the fight... There is only life and Death, Even IF they die, reincarnation will go on and the girls will be very different till they meet again.
Damn that Geisha was badass! I remember I used to put everything into upgrading my buildings just so I could murder my way to the shogunate with Geisha squads
Can someone explain what happens with the target in the fail around 7:30? Like he shoots with the blowdart and the shadow freezes and gets weird, then someone snipes him with what sounds like a crossbow. I never figured out what was going on there.
I actually get it now. At first he missed then he tried to shoot again but accidentally swallowed his ammunition. See his mask it became deflated or something
@@omegacenturion6508 I see it now. At first it looks like the headgear flatten, you know something like plastic bottle out of air, but now that I look at it it's a crossbow dart/arrow
@@Agirmetal Thanks, in my various play through I never managed to unlock the Geisha unit type, even when (in Shogun 1) I had specialized in covert arms; my Ninja were going across Japan eliminating all the other rival clans by assassinations and it was going well with only 1 clan left, then I failed the campaign because my Daimyo had managed to live to 85 and sit peacefully in his castle and die naturally without producing an heir.
Shogun: Total War was the first ever game from that studios with that concept. Everything was new back then, around 2000. It even came with a *Dutch Manual* for crying out loud. After that, they learned that Dutch gamers don't care, English is fine. I guess the animations were cut down a bit in gore because they now needed to comply to a much bigger audience.
@@AudieHolland They wanted to keep the game’s T rating for Shogun 2. Which was why the blood and gore DLC was released as a separate later DLC rather then being a part of the game.
That is correct. It's even in the in-game unit description - it says something along the lines of, the geisha may not always find a suitable opportunity, but she never fails and will keep hunting her prey until an opportunity presents itself.
in feudal japan their daimnyo (the ruler of japan) hate a christian people, because in feudal japan there are just 2 religion acepted, the religion are Buddhism and Shinto. Japanese people who was convert to christian by a missionary from portueguese trader was destroying a shrine of shinto and temple of bhuddist. and change it to the church, then they are execute by the daimnyo.
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00:00 - Geisha
03:14 - Ninja
Ниндзя*, не склоняется оно, не Ниндзи*
Those Geisha are terrifying.
Seeing an enemy geisha appear on the strategic map was like that moment at the end of Rogue One with Vader.
I swear that the animators had watched too many Looney Tunes segments prior to making these!
@@icheko2498 some of the things they do are catoony
Or the voice actor 😅 ....
Hand bombs or grenades used in this period of time actually have a big resemblance to the bombs used in these videos
7:05 What’s funny is how this is probably the most accurate cutscene in how a real life shinobi would maybe work. It’s still goofy and stereotypically trying to be a assassin, but at least he’s going for a disguise in a smart place and time to attack someone, and not using some weird weapon to do it.
I can't help but feel that the geisha assassinations are difficult if not impossible to do in real life and that is why they always happen off screen.
@@rickoshay5525 any assassination attempt is difficult it requires timing, planning.
@@koreancowboy42 Assassination or murder is not that complicated.
Escaping alive, now that is a struggle.
@@JonatasAdoM planning for your success AND survival requires planning
The Geisha are gaining the trust of whoever they're going after. That way when she kills them, it's when they least expect it. It's implied when the Geisha fails; the game tells you that they couldn't find a suitable opportunity. Compared to the ninja where success and failure boils down to life and death
5:04 The looney tunes bomb is priceless. Total war had a real sense of humour back then.
Мне кажется после такой бомбы не должно здания в принципе остаться, а не именно человека
My personal favourite is the guy who faceplants into the ground trying to use the line poison.
That’s one of my favorite fails
I tried to do that intentionally to make my brother laugh, but it ended up killing the daimyo instead. Neither of us had ever achieved that and it gave us an enormous shock
I remember playing this when I was a kid and always thought the double bladed stick at 6:05 was so cool
Darth Maul situation :-)
Omg yes it looks pretty cool, like Star Wars
Twinblade my beloved.
Yes but was ist realistic back then? Were they able to build such a weapon?
9:32 fastest blade hand in the Steppe
For what faction is that
@@nazalostizsrbije the Mongols, a DLC faction.
1:28 that's some Spy vs Spy shit right there
How? I don’t get it
4:39 guard: hell, that's shity to be on the night watch. And nothing interesting *yawn*
"See's me trying to stealth"
Oh look ninja! *BAM*
The ninjas thought goddamit
Why does he then look like he’s thinking “wait was that my captain or was that a ninga?”
@@historytank5673you typed g not j
4:45 When the Marksman Hunter one-shots the Subtlety Rogue.
1:03 How the hell did she do that?!?
Never heard of anime
She just put soporific in tea and than do a little play with bodies. Life assassins too need used to amuse.
We never know. I guess you could say they left us... hanging.
Who says it was a she?
@@AudieHolland geisha's are literally women, and most being assassins within the events the game takes place
6:45 Didn't know the japanese were now playing prop hunt.
I guess there really like it
Those Geisha, damn
at 1:55 she f*cking broke his neck without touching the necklace and the Camo at 8:58 fantastic
I also like how some of the Ninja's scenes makes it look like an rpg character you move around with.
The whole 6:30 was amazing, especially the archer who shot 3 arrows in an instant.
9:30 HOW THE F*CK
TheGuyWhoCantFly there is a youtube channel of an archer that have master de ability of throwing 3 in just one second
just some corrections, 1:55 is quite odd but I guess within the range of possibilities, 8:58 wouldn't the ninja notice the geisha's black hair?, 6:30 either there were more or he's a fast shooter which wouldn't be believable but is still possible, 9:30 Mongol warriors didn't sleep with their weapons or helmets, and it's not possible to pierce someone with a glaive even if you have the strength of a mongol.
@@juliovielma8703 if you're referring to Lars Anderson, what he demonstrated is called "Trickshooting". It's done for the glamour and entertainment and uses bows and arrows which have far lighter draw weight than the ones which would have been used for military purposes. So that kind of technique would be incredibly hard to pull off with the bows and arrows with, say like a long bow, with draw weight around 60-70 lbs, which is made to provide enough power to kill deers and other animals. I doubt the bow that he used in that particular video has that much draw weight.
Poor guy got shot with an arrow to his balls lol
@@AC-iz7eh I think that was above and the bottom one pierced through his leg if you focus on where the arrowhead is
4:13 - The memories of all the Ninjas sacrificed and this happens in a 12/17% rate. "Just switched to another room. Damn Ninjas" ~Nobunaga.
4:44 - I didn't know Tanegashimas/Arquebuses have a pistol grip.
5:18 - Ah, I see all ninjas go to the Sengoku Prometheus School of Running Away From Things. Also, HEADSHOT.
5:45 - I don't think that's an actual weapon. I'm surprised that those other two kills doesn't count, even when there is 1 unit in the unit, they still appear.
6:38 - I've always wonder what does the Ninja do to that Yari Guard? Or that he wasn't aware the light was... moving.
6:41 - "He wasn't on the screen!" ~Ninja
7:08 - A Ballista kart? "LEEROY JENKINS!" ~Ninja
8:20 - Answer every unknown footsteps with a sword strike.
8:52 - Unfortunately, there isn't a success version.
9:32 - Not the hat! YOU DIE. *Throws Glaive/Guan Dao/idk*
5:00
Last chance to look at me, Hector.
9:00 how to be a chameleon and that hun was pretty good too. hahah
I hate to be a smartass, but it's a mongol, not a hun
@@gummycat3082 ye you're right.they do look kinda similar though
That’s how yo be fooled
Sneak 100
I miss these cutscenes. :(
5:12 LOL that geisha with the uno reverse card XD
I like how theres a an epic fail and a succesful one
Yo those Geishas will Vibe check you and walk away.
No other TW game has had such brutal assassinations ever since.
6:45 Solid Snake.
9:25 Ghost of Tsushima (2020)
Way too many times did I hit a Mongol in the helmet in that game 😐
These are so campy I love them
These animations are great.
Someone clearly had fun making those animations. You don't make so many with such a level of detail with enjoying the work.
3:00 Those notes Were funny even if it's death
the start was odd but it sounded better in the middle and towards the end
@@sothysentuyhor22Yeah the Koto player probably needed a second take with those goofy strings at the start.
@@kaijuslayer3334 The musician struggle
The last one lol.
Dart, meet massive Glaive.
that's a glaive not a halberd
@@sothysentuyhor22 I see. Thank you for the correction.
@@warvester No problem
It's uncanny how lifelike that geisha looks!
Shogun assassination scenes are still better than Shogun 2’s
yeah and here i thought they were better XD shogun 1 is just alot brutal
These are really damn goofy, so nah
Oh just realized this is the first game.
2:07 They are both Assasains. Assassin life and Death, they both meet for death, But, The Tide lands on both. There is no winner of the fight... There is only life and Death, Even IF they die, reincarnation will go on and the girls will be very different till they meet again.
nice imagination
That’s cool
These are still the best TW cut scenes.
Damn that Geisha was badass! I remember I used to put everything into upgrading my buildings just so I could murder my way to the shogunate with Geisha squads
1:11 most hilarious death sound ever ahahah!!!
Sounds like he is choking on his blood
9:28 IS THAT THE MONGOLS!?
-Date Masamune
Can someone explain what happens with the target in the fail around 7:30? Like he shoots with the blowdart and the shadow freezes and gets weird, then someone snipes him with what sounds like a crossbow. I never figured out what was going on there.
I think it's something to do with a fake shadow? Like there's a dummy behind the curtain, or something of that effect.
I think he just misses, since the guy's taking a piss so he isn't moving. A guard sees this movement and shoots him.
I actually get it now. At first he missed then he tried to shoot again but accidentally swallowed his ammunition. See his mask it became deflated or something
@@simonepazsimon7219 Nah you can clearly see a crossbow bolt in the side of his head.
@@omegacenturion6508 I see it now. At first it looks like the headgear flatten, you know something like plastic bottle out of air, but now that I look at it it's a crossbow dart/arrow
I love how gore and bloody the SHOGUN 1 than the SHOGUN 2 cutscenes.
I wanna assume it was not to scar kids for life if they picked up Shogun 2, still brutal even without the blood.
8:59 the woman looks like a chameleon
6:30 amogus
for the curios i believe the very last cutscene is from the warlord edition
The last one against the Mongolian General looks like a live actor playing the Ninja.
You know, so many of these assassinations dont make sense even in historical context
How not?
@@JM-dy4ty Let’s start off with the Looney Tunes bomb
who cares, they're awesome
the Geisha is a QUEEN
this game tells you why never should you mess up with womenunder any circumstance
Hang Lei simp
If thays supposed to be a go board, they messed up cause its supposed to go on the line intersections
I though Memoirs of a Geisha would be a lot more like this
3:36 this part jumpscared
For the 1st one, it woulda been metal if she stuck it back in her hair.
Да тут покушения повеселее, чем во втором Сёгуне
These are vaguely like bowling animations.
What with the bombing all the pastor 😂😂
5:49
Geisha faces have creepy faces because of the texture
One of assassinations was a mix of Prop Hunt and Murder.
neo got a challenger
never say no to -panda- geisha
Wow compared to Shogun 2 they still have much more creativity here
The ninja fails geshia he he heee if a geshia fails ninja revenge
I wonder why there were no Geisha fail videos, someone on another video said they weren't in the game.
Geishas would not die even they faied in this game to attack next turn contrast to shogun 2. The only way to get rid of them was ninja or own geisha
@@Agirmetal Thanks, in my various play through I never managed to unlock the Geisha unit type, even when (in Shogun 1) I had specialized in covert arms; my Ninja were going across Japan eliminating all the other rival clans by assassinations and it was going well with only 1 clan left, then I failed the campaign because my Daimyo had managed to live to 85 and sit peacefully in his castle and die naturally without producing an heir.
Didn’t look nearly as bad as I thought it would. Arguably better than shogun 2
I wore the kimono out of that game
I wonder why shogun 2 didnt have mongols on their series..atleast the early samurai DLC
02:14 i dont get it. Are they both dead? So its a draw?
4:22 James Bond reference?
No, they used this technique way before 1967, as you can see here
@@gummycat3082 But You Only live Twice is a movie that came out before this videogame. So...
@@gummycat3082 It could be reference to James Bond or just a historical thing.
Ninjas used this technique in medieval Japan
Looney Tunes
Por qué mataron al padre, 😢
How come shogun 2 isn't nearly as brutal as these ?
I don’t know, it would be really cool if they were though
Shogun: Total War was the first ever game from that studios with that concept.
Everything was new back then, around 2000.
It even came with a *Dutch Manual* for crying out loud.
After that, they learned that Dutch gamers don't care, English is fine.
I guess the animations were cut down a bit in gore because they now needed to comply to a much bigger audience.
@@AudieHolland They wanted to keep the game’s T rating for Shogun 2. Which was why the blood and gore DLC was released as a separate later DLC rather then being a part of the game.
0:16 1:11
So geisha just didnt fail in Shogun 1?
That is correct. It's even in the in-game unit description - it says something along the lines of, the geisha may not always find a suitable opportunity, but she never fails and will keep hunting her prey until an opportunity presents itself.
8:16
Why geisha and ninja hate cristians😭😭😭
in feudal japan their daimnyo (the ruler of japan) hate a christian people, because in feudal japan there are just 2 religion acepted, the religion are Buddhism and Shinto. Japanese people who was convert to christian by a missionary from portueguese trader was destroying a shrine of shinto and temple of bhuddist. and change it to the church, then they are execute by the daimnyo.
I always prefered these animations than the ones in shogun 2.
In shgun 2 the asasination animations of the ninjas are way to cartoonish.
lol I guess shogun 2 cut scence is a bit more realistic
do and dont how to be a assasin
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I hate japan's ninja 😡😠
One of the coolest aspects of this game. I dunno why they scrapped it in some of the follow-on games!