First time hearing of this guy | The Machine - Bert Kreischer: THE MACHINE REACTION
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Few things better than watching someone hear the Machine story for the first time.
I can name one: Someone watching Tom Segura's dance video with Bert's reaction for the first time.
Side note for Mr V: Tom Segura and Bert do a podcast called '2 Bears, 1 Cave". Bert did a promo 'dance' video where his fat ass is dancing around in a Speedo while his future tour dates scroll up the side of the screen. Tom Segura is a comedian with a whole skit on why he loves Steven Segal, so he dressed up as Segal, and hired a dance troupe to make a whole music video destroying Bert. He even tricked Bert into doing some green screen facial expressions, so he could superimpose Bert into the video on a dude who's fat as f*ck. He debuted the video on Bert, on their podcast, and Bert didn't know it was coming. It's the greatest shit ever, and you must react to it. Bert wheezes himself to death. It's fucking fantastic. The lengths of petty Segura went though are a whole new level of drip. He had to spend at least $40K just to shit on Bert. And it's SO worth it.
It’s my favorite thing to have people heat
Right?? 😂
It’s a lie though.
The greatest thing about the whole thing is it's all TRUE !! 100% verified by his old classmates among others , The movie Van Wilder is actually based on Bert Kreischer's college years .
I've heard that they are making another movie based on Bert's life
I forgot the Van Wilder shit! Also the band Creed for christ's sake lol
@@unseenmal They are doing the Russian trip as an entire movie.
Wow! Thank you for the information! I was wondering..
@@chuckhouse5179 Ryan Reynolds?!?
Damn he's probably too old to be a college student now...
Bert said that the scariest part of the whole trip was partying with the cops, cuz they ran the place and weren't afraid of anything at all.
Yea the police there are like a whole other mafia themselves, and they probably do business with other mafias and it's just normal
@@env0x I think you're right, yeah. At least back then I think it was basically another (maybe scarier) flavor of organized crime.
Nah, Bert later said he and his friend hid in bed while the phone rang but were too scared to go out after all this.
@@dawest767 you're right. Turns out even the interview I was thinking of he actually said how scary it would have been to party with them, not that he actually had. I just remembered it wrong.
And they also partied way harder than the gangsters apart from that too. So it was heavier partying with less inhibitions and no consequences. He was terrified.
This story is actually real his classmates confirmed it and there are some photos of him and Igor on the internet
Oh wow! Fascinating!
And he has on his fanny pack.🤣
@@carlastanley1138 - Yeah, that was the biggest fanny-pak I've ever seen. A guy's gotta be pretty confident in himself to walk around in that thing. 🤣
yeah and i just went into the north korean border with a tank
fat english speaking guy , with that story hes dead after 2 minutes , max
Flying Dildos is another hilarious one from Bert
Yup.... but really, anything with Bert is funny as hell!!
Flying Dildos seriously had me laughing so hard my head hurt and my stomach
Is that the one where he went to the Anne Frank House and got it confused with Helen Keller?
I think that it's even better than the machine.
@@gwenwells2286 yes.
He says at the end, that it was in fact a true story. The reason it blew up and became popular was because one of his classmates saw it and confirmed it was 100% true!
Not just 1. They tagged whole class on the post and a bunch jumped on to confirm it was true and shared photo's
@@Yugioh420 You're right. I thought that happened, but, wasn't positive, so, didn't want to say something I wasn't 100% sure of.
@@LizONLY I actually have a saved copy of the pic with him and his fanny pack with a bunch of other mafia members. But can't figure out how to share it. But if you google the machine Russia. And look under the pictures section and you will see it.
@@Yugioh420 I would love to see that lol
@@moffimr6687 I don't know anything about that. All I've (and everyone else in this feed has) seen is that he says its 100% true. Either way..its funny af. Who cares.
True story verified by his classmates. Van Wilder is based on him.
He might have seen Van Wilder yet
They’re actually making a movie based on this story. I can’t wait for it to come out!!
You should definitely check out the movie Van Wilder!
@@isitafox I think he means Mr Video likely hasn't seen the movie yet. He hasn't seen a lot of different movies yet.
No proof at all. He had friends lie for him.
HAVE HEARD THIS ONE A MILLION TIMES AND IT NEVER GETS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT
This is actually a true story! It really happened to him.🤣
Smoking on my lunch break and look what pops up, my homie, watching the machine.....
This dude's partying is legendary! I attended the University of Michigan during the same time he was at Florida State. No one on campus actually knew him, but, we all knew of him! While this is probably embellished a bit for comedic value, it is a true story!
Apparently its not been embellished There are parts he doesn't tell because they sound too crazy but are 100% true.
@Kenny Duthie No. None of us on campus knew him. We knew of him! I think it was Rolling Stone magazine that named him the number one partier
Not surprising he didn't learn from class, he was the #1 partier at the #1 party school in America. He's lucky he remembers being there.
I hope Tom and Bert see this. You saying his name wrong us a running joke with those guys
Burnt Chrysler
it's too bad Brett is a big fat racist. keep it high and tight, mommies
@@manpudding911 Brett who? If you meant Bert, what's the evidence?
@@manpudding911 aw puddin.
@@eastportland Brett Kristler is a big fat racist
You got to love what he calls Bert. Lol.
One of the greatest stories of all time, being reacted to by one of the greatest men of all time. A real Easter treat!!! Enjoy your day buddy!!!
Somebody has to send the first bit to Tom, Bert “Kaiser”
You should watch Bert Kreischer "I WRESTLED A BEAR". Another great story.
1) “CRY-shur.” You got it at the end. :)
2) As someone who had three years of Russian in college, I’ve loved this clip for quite a while.
3) I totally thought I’d seen you do this a while ago, just because I’ve seen so many people react to it. This was both a delight to suddenly find in my feed and undoubtedly worth the wait; you’re the best, man!
True story my guy, apparently one of his old classmates confirmed it awhile after his bit aired.. he’s definitely a funny dude, you should check out “fighting a bear” next 👍🏼
Actually it was confirmed before he did it as a bit. He told it on the joe Rogan show and Joe told him he needed to add it to his routine. Next show. He posted about it in Facebook, something about come check me out. With the headline how I joined the mafia or something like that. And a classmate from the trip seen the post and tagged the whole class. They all got on and started to talk about the trip and sharing photos of the trip.
YMH podcast is huge!
They just had a clip of you saying Berts name wrong_
Epic 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
Bert has been vetted..
He is the guy RollingStones did an interview with and hollywood based the Van Wilder movies on him... He's legit ;-b 💪💪💪💪
The band (Rolling Stones) never interviewed him... The Magazine, *"Rolling Stone"* did. 😉
Touche'
@@thewizardofcroagz394 - It only means that you might not be old enough to have subscribed to the magazine... Consider yourself lucky. Hahaha. 😆
@@_Common_Logic_ ive buried more people than smallpox...
@@thewizardofcroagz394 🤣 Yeah... I remember when "Doing it" three times in one night didn't mean "getting up to pee". =)
it is so much fun every time I see it for real the best story teller in my opinion for sure
I agree with victors comment. One of life’s true joys is watching someone that has never seen ‘the machine’ react to it for the first time. It is a true story... his classmates from the trip have spoken up and said it’s true.
I am so glad that I found this channel over the past year its been great to watch
Bruuuuuh it’s about damn time! One of the greatest stories ever told. Respect ✊
Thank you very much Mr.video thank you 😂😂❤️❤️
Ok.... I'm 13 seconds in, on pause, because this was recommended for me, and I immediately left what I WAS watching, and ALREADY you have me hooked. You would be so much fun to hang out with!
All touted said so far is "Is this a REAL story?" And I was like "YUP! Yes it is, a REAL story. I can't wait." Then I paused to write this because I'm already souped for this reaction!
I have been waiting for you to do Bert. Look up Joey coco Diaz as well.
The movie Van Wilder is based on Bert's college years
Clarification: He learned some Russian words when he was in Russia not in class.👏👍
Loved it! Thanks again
ahh the video of THE MACHIIIINE is awesome! i feel it mandatory to watch when i se it pop up in the suggested :D
Been waiting for this reaction!
Love this story.
Yesssss, love this even better watching you!!!
So glad you reacted to this! Love that story. I don't have anymore Bert Kreischer recs, but I'd highly suggest Jim Breuer's Bombing At Sears story from the show This Is Not Happening. Freakin' hilarious.
He said partying with the cops was scarier by far then partying g with the mafia.
Keep em high n tight Mr. Video
Love this guy!!! Hilarious!!!!
Bert is now a host on the Go-Big Show on TBS.
He also won on an episode of Guys Grocery Games.
YES!!! My worlds just collided!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES! So glad you found this
Although I didn't recommend this, I'm very happy you covered this. If you react to anything else by Bert, please make it: "For Jennifer Aniston's Safety". It's not his stand up-It's a equally funny clip from one of his podcasts (2 Bears, 1 Cave). I have no doubt you'd enjoy it. Many thanks. Much love.
Never seen this guy before either- but he had me on the edge of my seat!😳 and yes, IF that’s a true experience..DAMN!!! 😅❤️✌️
The best part is that his classmates have confirmed the story multiple times and there are photos on the internet of him with his fanny pack with Igor drinking and partying.
YAAASSSS!! I really wanted you to see this one. It's too brilliant. lol.
This is absolutely a true story. One of his classmates corroborated it when the story came out.
I've seen this Machine story by Kreischer so many times but ok I will watch it again for you Mr. Video.
That's sooo CRAZY!!! Loved it!!!!
You got to realize he has been hanging out with the first Igor for a few weeks before he went on the train trip. He was hanging out with mobsters all day every day for weeks. Makes since he would pick it up quicker that way then just going to a class, not pay attention for an hour since you getting a c anyway, then leave. Plus he liked Igor so it makes since he learned more from hanging out with his friends.
Oh my gosh, I’ve never heard that! What a crazy story!!!
This is my first time watching your channel, you’re hilarious! Can’t wait to watch more of your stuff. 🔥
Liking this one before I even watch it. Mr. Video + Machine story = hilarious.
I laughed so hard, I screamed. That was hilarious, Mr Video!
Shoutout to any mommy's who may be watching.
#burtisfat
Sup Jean. Keep it high and tight.
@@sheds glad to see someone is willing to try it out.
Hey Hitler
It's "Brent Krystals"
Great reaction XD
Happy Easter Leo! I knew you would like this. Happy Easter everyone. 🌞💓🐰
Happy Easter.
His classmates were interviewed, they confirmed the story. The Ryan Reynolds movie Van Wilder is loosely based on him.
He just announced this week that they are shooting a movie on this story. They started now and will be filming until almost July
There was one interview where he said that the cops were way more frightening than the mob guys. I think he said something about basically having to sneak away.
Ooooh, I am so glad you found this! This guy is hilarious. You pick the best stuff to watch man! Keep doing your thing!
Would love to see you react to some Eddie Murphy from Raw or Delirious
Totally agree , you can not go wrong with either of them !
To do a reaction though would mean he hasn't seen it...
I can perform delirious verbatim and some of raw too. I am shocked if I find someone (with a good sense of humour) if they've never watched Eddie in all his orange leather glory.
i had a boxing tournament in 1991 best time ever i almost cried miss it
Dude your were just on "Your Moms House podcast" congrats!!!!
"The Machine", hahahahahaha...Hooke on Phoenix style...Thanks Mr. V. That was fun, I needed that...Happy Easter, Peace
I had never heard this story. Thanks for sharing it. Hahahahaha
He is a legend. It's true.
Im so glad you did this one
This IS a true story!
Kreischer = "Cry-sure"
I'm almost positive he's talked about the truth of it on Joe Rogan but I don't remember if it was all of it.
Remember the Pantera Domination (Live in Moscow) reaction you did and all the soldiers in the crowd? That was the same place, I think 4 years before this story. (also thank you for picking this one, shit cracks me up every single time)
I love this guy!! Also I just moved from Toledo so shout out to the 419!!
His other popular bits are "Fighting a Bear," "My Daughters," and "Flying Dildos."
Love "The Machine" stories!!! Peace
It is a true story, but Bert says a little exaggerations, but his college buddy and teacher said, it's a true story. Way before Van Wilder story is based off of his College Life, in Rolling Stone Magazine @Mr. Video
It is indeed a true story and it is currently being made into a movie. I can’t remember who they announced was playing his dad.
Lol.. not even good morning love this dude.. need to do Grandma’s Boy
Glad to see you finally meet Bert. It's pronounced Cry-sure. I've seen him live - he's awesome! More Bert please!
This story is 100% true, someone posted a link of pictures from that trip on the original video. Crazy story, I could listen to it all day
Bert Kreischer is a LEGEND. Absolutely true story and there is a movie that's based off his college years starring Ryan Reynolds called "National Lampoon's Van Wilder". It's terrible but it's also funny as shit.
In all fairness, it's the closest to being right that I've seen his name mispronounced haha
Im here for it!! I love this seem , I have his whole stand up.
Lol. It's 100% true. I hoped you saw Van Wilder it's about him.
Love this story.
The thing that always gets left out of this story, is why does he keep saying "I'm the machine".
He was trying to say "I'm the man!", but the word for man (mu-shina) sounds very similar to machine/car (ma-shina).
This is amazing love the reaction and this was hilarious.
One thing he never mentioned is his dad is a lawyer and rich af! If this was a poor kid it would have a very different ending
For real man 👍
and thank god for that
That fact wouldn't have done him any good in Russia in the 90's...hell, likely wouldn't have done him any good in Russia today. Now, being privilaged like that probably led him to taking greater risks than some poor kid would, which is likely what endeared him to the soldiers in the Russian mob to begin with. They saw that he didn't give a fuck (privilege) and respected it because they didn't either. But, in other interviews he admits being scared once he hit the train guys. So at least he was smart enought to realize how close to the edge he was walking
One of.my favorite comedy bits. Brad Williams is hilarious, too!
Request #60
Too Short....The Ghetto
Stereo MCs...Connected
Timex Social Club....Rumors
Ya gotta see him with friends at a cabin getting a super-sized blunt rolled by a Cuban cigar roller, a Torcedor. They also use chain saws to prepare an Emu.
DUUUUUDDDDEEEEEEE!!!!!! THIS VIDEO JUST GOT PLAYED ON THE PODCAST "YOUR MOMS HOUSE" !!!!!!!!!!! INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!! WATCH SOME TOM SEGURA VIDEOS!!!
OH YAY!!!!
The Machine!!! I've been waiting for you to watch this one! There isn't much Burt does that isn't funny. He does small variations of this story as his stand up career progresses, but my favorite is the one with the ASL interpreter. She is so funny...
Crazy story 😂🤣🤣
XO❤️
i'm a new subscriber so i've bn binge watchin your videos... i jst finished watchin footloose an omg i'm dying 😂 you are jst so funny and your dance moves to that were 👍 a thumbs up for thm defo ! wow my stomach still hurts with laughing 🤣 plz never change ..keep doing you !!!
Yep it's true and what you didn't hear was about the trip back. The teachers came to him and told him to keep hanging out with the gangsters because they liked him so no one in the class got hurt. They actually took all night to rob the train which he said was 10 passenger cars.
Classic!! I’ve watched it so many times, I can practically recite it 😅
100% true! There's pictures as well! He's actually still friends with the first guy.
His name is pronounced: Br-ent Cryst-als
No, it's Burnt Chrysler.
@Lesley Debelloy No I think he's talking about that guy Bret Keloid..
But I'm actually talking about the fattest comedian alive today, Bruce Krishna, Aka "Uncrustables"....Easy mix up though
I heard that the locals only had clothing in their luggage. Valuables on their person. The movie about this should be out soon.
He told the story for the first time publicly on the Joe Rogan podcast I think. Joe said it would make a great bit and convinced him to do it on stage.
Bret Keiser.......Somewhere Tom Seguera is fuckin cackling. 🤣🤣🤣
It's a true story, Bert is the guy they based the movie Van Wilder on
This is gonna be good. I already watched my husband react to this lol
Edit: it was good 👍