Tim's Change of Heart
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ส.ค. 2024
- Tim has a meeting with a big tech CEO and shows remorse for his body of work, and introduces some new sponsors to the program.
From episode 246: • #246 - I Love The CIA ...
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"I think its very modern when someone looks at you and you cant quite tell if they're real. I enjoy that" lmao
"It was unbecoming of a man of my stature"
Such a great line. Of his status, but also his size. hahah
You can say the same thing about a salad bar.
"I haven't sold out, I've bought in, you see..."
“The national security agency we uh... we love ya.”
I listen to Tim while I’m doing yoga. He’s got such a calming, soothing way of talking
Lmao
I've never heard his rants described this way, but I have to agree in some way soothing lol
Tim sounds like how Trump would describe himself playing pickleball.
He uses some of trumps speaking skills, he also does John Pinette. Hilarious combo. Watch a John Pinette stand-up if you like Tim Dillon. Identical fat New Yorker rant style
Lmao
That’s how he describes ALL of his accomplishments lol ‘ We allll played pickleball, I played tennis in college so I was a natural- never played the game before but I was GREAT ‘ Something like that lol
“I walked on this pickleball court and said, “wow, look at this magnificent pickleball court I’ve never played pickleball before but I’d love to crush you all!”
Tim makes this look so effortlessly hilarious. Podcasts really suit his comedic style.
He's a conversationalist, that is how you are good at podcasts
Believe it or not Joe Rogan isn't a conversationalist at all, he just brute forces until it works and plays off his guests
@@Kigoz4Life Not really anymore. Hours long for sure but he has lost the interesting part he used to be an expert at.
@shane long I don't think it was Spotify and I have listened to him since 2014. What used to be mundane and sometimes funny comments defending him has turned to braindead bandwagons who pretend they've known him for a decade when they only found out when he became a household name.
You just aren't good at paying attention to or identifying subtle changes over time which is more people than not. You can probably get better at it if you work at it.
Who cares what he rakes in or where he airs it? Pay attention to the actual quality of the content.
@@joeleonard9965 definitely old episodes were better , still listen depending on the guest but back in the day jre was epic, learning about aliens and pyramids and then laughin
I always say he's funnier on pods then stand up although the stand up is fantastic too
Tim Dillon is the sole person getting me through the apocalypse.
Tim Dillon is making fun of you
Thats a rough fucking spot mate
I genuinely hope it got better man
"Apocalypse" Westerners are so dramatic lmao
"I dont want anyone to kill you" - Ben
So wholesome
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Ben's wife does
“I wish her well”
* serves pickle ball *
I always love when Ben leans towards the mic, seems like he's going to add something to the conversation....and then just says "mhm" 🤣🤣🤣
Tim and Ben's chemistry is unmatched.
Tim really grew on me, he is absolutely hilarious and touches on many topics that a lot of people are too scared to talk about.
He's sounding the alarm here, but in a way that's not gonna get him killed. Smart
Yes hahaha very becoming of a comedian with hyperbolic nihilist humor hahaha locking and loading up hahaha very funny all a joke guys leave a like and spread this evangelist message with all your quick witted friends
@@equilibrium5280 do you have any friends
@@topramen5344 not anymore.
@@equilibrium5280 cringe guy
@@TheMeletti Your profile pic?
This was peak Tim Dillon.
Ben doesn't always make Tim laugh but you can see his joy in his face when he gets one on Tim and Tim laughs
Tim’s Range Rover is going to drive into the Michael Hastings tree
Yeah, whatever happened with that. Oh well.
Heart attack gun is what theyll use. If he gets a 6pack itll be coke roids n sauna. U rite tho dont buy new cars for other reasons than rat race tax. Ppl who drive new ass cars are either working for or are being investigated by, the government.
Finally. Can we all have a discussion about cars being hacked and remote controlled? And planes.
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This is an absolute masterpiece
“What metric are you going of off” umm inner belief. Lol
I like that I get likes on just repeating what he says
"get likes"
@@zinkr5470 updoot
😂@@zinkr5470
"Mark Zukerberg is a sweet boy."
😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂
The amount of minutes, this man can hold a his high tone, is incredible
Playing this over and over again so they know how much we love them!
That's not how that works..
That's weird
Tim dillion is really the grown up cartman
Whoever Tim’s producer is...he’s great. Totally accurate self assessment of the audience’s desire to hear what he thinks. The older I get the more I respect people’s ability to not share anything. I’m not even kidding. Whoever raised him did an excellent job.
He was raised by a cult
It's nice that he doesn't add unnecessary shit.
I now use Bens “inner belief” comment for any tough question I’m asked regardless of the topic.
“Sir...why did you ram this fucking car off the road?”
Me: inner belief.
Dorsey just made a few mistakes. We all make mistakes. I love Jack Dorsey. Also, I am just glad that Bill and Melinda Gates CARE about ME. It is an amazing feeling that we are all in this together.
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣
Some kinda of sick joke, right..
@@TheChavez1976, C’est la vie..
🤣🤣
Watching this at the gym. People think I’m insane. Well done Tim!
They probably think you're insane because you aren't using headphones...
Ya imagine drawing attention to yourself and being surprised when people pay attention to you. The equivalent of someone holding a sign up and complaining that people are reading your sign.
@@stutter4064 pipe down
Wear headphones asshole
why the F can they hear what your listening to..... smfh
"Do you people realize how lucky you are?... With da pharmaceuticals? You can get them when you're young and keep taking them for your entire life."
Just started watching these clips. Ben just giggles leaning over so often lol idk how he holds it together
You should see Ben when Tim ranted about his aunt and when he canceled big mouth Ben couldn’t stop giggling 😂
If your car suddenly accelerates out of control as your phone emits a strange tone that makes your eyes and ears bleed your best chance of survival is to smash the window (the door locks will not respond), or Tim you might have to go for the windshield, and jump regardless of how fast you're moving. You'll be headed for a tree or cement barrier of some kind so by jumping you have some chance of survival.
Look into michael Hastings
@@malooch heartbraking stories about insane realities in the dystopian today
They did it to my grandfather in 1993, launched him into a river.
This is fucking scary
Top 5 Anime Betrayals
The we love ya at the end of the NSA ad killed me 😭
God dammit I love this show
should marry it
If Tim was not actually reading from a prompter for his “ads” he is the funniest and most talented comedian in the planet.
Oh, he will be *in* the planet soon enough.
@@deadliestvice5356 that a threat?
Tim Dillon would be a fantastic casting choice if they ever do a Farley bio.
Ben's laugh never not makes me smile.
Some might say he's just a laugh track.
12:12 is where this turns to gold 😂
I, for one, welcome Tim's change of heart-
Yet another legendary clip lmao. I’ve watched this so many times by now
Palantier. Litterally the most evil spying device in Lord of the Rings. Even Gandolf was terrified of it
Gandolf.
They weren't evil, they were originally made by the Elves in the Second age. Gandalf has that reaction because the 8 Palantir weren't all accounted for, anyone could have them and watch in on any of the other Palantir. That's all. Put in modern terms they were just phones some in the hands of good people, most of them in the hands of evil but that doesn't make the phone evil, it's just a tool.
Mark Zuckerberg: "He's a sweet boy." Ahaahaha
Tim finally sees the light.
"The National Security Agency. We're th-... we love ya."
14:00 man you absolutely killed it 🤣 I'm laying on the floor right now LMAO
Those fake ads had me rolling! He's like the perfect mix of Patrice O'neil, Ralphie May and Chris Farley! (do not read into the fact they're all dead fat guys with a similar abrasive form of comedy as Tim)
Poor Ben. Blink twice if you need help..
If he said “I like you Mila” then I would be scared
I am watching every Tim Dillon clip I can...fucking genius.
This is how Tim Dillon does a roast.
Im uncomfortable not knowing if the first part is a joke or not
I think he's being sarcastic.
@@microfarming8583 you are on a tech platform buddy. They already have what you don't want them to have.
@@thatindiandude4602 Haha that’s cute, but no there’s still plenty more to be had.
Can you not detect sarcasm? And you watch his show, christ 🤣🤣
@@carpathianhermit7228 I sometimes wonder if there are people out there listening to Tim's preposterous rants with a straight face just nodding in agreemen.. Now I guess I know they're out there.
Flailing is the word I think of Ben running around on the pickle court.
dude is officially the funniest man alive.
I'm listening to Tim but watching Ben's reactions.
There's a beautiful duality to the back-and-forth between Tim and Ben in this pod
If it wasn't for that sign, you'd be nowhere Tim.
I would pay to watch Tim and Ben play pickleball
Tim is seriously one of the most important voices in comedy and podcasts. We love ya Tim! 🤙🤘✊✌️
Tim and Ben are best friend goals
I'm such a loser that I watched this episode like five times and I feel like commenting every time just cuz I love it so much someone come and take me away in a straight jacket. But I enjoy the part when Ben says you're a great server Tim did not take too kindly to that love the chemistry.
Ben "Inner Belief" LOL - don't be bulled by Tim - Love it!
Inner belief ...Beautiful.....
I miss these two together
This is the best bit on the internet and so few people have seen it. This makes me sad.
God bless Tim Dillon
Consuming all of Tim's content like crack
Same. I have a public playlist if you need assistance 😂
@@TheoGarza Just subbed, thanks a million!
>do your own research.... At the Melinda gates foundation website
Holy shit I died when he almost slipped up
It's like doug stanhope with a 90 day AA medallion
bens the perfect cohost
This man sounds like a cross between Trump and Alex Jones
I wish this guy would bring me on. My dad was the first to expose the Illuminati with his book None Dare Call It Conspiracy
So all it takes for an endorsement from Tim Dillon is hummus, a strawberry, and pickleball? ✌😉😂
And they say, "The truth shall set you free." Cheers.
"This is a long ad..." XD XD XD
This fuckkkkked me up
Wow Tim has totally sold out for poke bowls
And au grand potatoes
with sriracha vinaigrette
And lobster crusted steak
Undisputed comedian champion for the 21st century.
"I like the Central Intelligence Agency"
Tim's going to get Seth Rich-ed before he gets rich
Who’s that?
ALL HAIL THE TECH LORDS
I mostly watch for Ben's reaction.
I believe this is what they call tour-de-force. Brilliant.
Tim’s changed bro
How so?
There's no greater sign of western decline than the goddamn pickle ballers cannibalizing tennis.
Cannibalizing? I think pickleball will help grow tennis. Its more accessible to the young and old and provides a foundation for kids to transition into tennis.
@@RecklessRusty I'm mostly joking, but they do constantly take up the public courts.
I don't know if it is the corona virus, but this is the funniest shit ever. I've never cried like this in a long time.
This is what good comedy sounds like in the end times folks..
This wasn't April Fool's Day, but in Tim's mind it was...
When tim dillon joins the illumanti
This guy man. Legend
I never got considering the new laws drive
you made my sister go inside the house. thanks.
Pickleball is fun. Easy to spin the wiffle ball for crazy serves.. That was in high school tho I'm 35 lol..good stuff.
WTF I love the NSA now.
Ma boy. He is so pure. The purest.
Loll “a scene from ex machina”
Ben at his one of the best
"Inner Belief" LOL
Were Tim and Ben playing pickleball with Peter Thiel? 🤣
“don’t kill me new world order”
Ohhhhhh rethinking the airbnb debacle?😆
Pickleball is the official pastime of fake business.
This is hilarious because I forgot about the part about getting the vaccine twice. I know someone who actually did this 😂 they went and got 1st dose of maderna and got the johnson and johnson before the second shot 😂
Oof
Really and air B and B ad 😂🤣 TH-cam you’re killing me
"It is because I am fat,......" - LOLOL!