Not even 3 minutes in and they are already talking about Woolies dirty dishes! XD Also, Matt must of spiked Pats sippy cup with vodka or something to get him this hype.
When I was a kid, I'd go into my backyard and sit on this big bench we used to have and read to my dog. At night, he slept in his little doggy bed right by my twin bed, and I'd tell him all about what we were going to do the next day and wait until I heard him start to lightly snore. I'd get back home the next day from school, and he was super excited to see me, as most dogs should be, and he would listen to me as I talked about my day and tilt his head when I asked about his. To have someone listen to you, even if he may not understand, is such a powerful thing in a child's life. (...) Anyway, I don't understand how Woolie could hate animals...they're reflections of how you treat them.
Woolie played that game already. It's called MaddenWorld and stars a guy named Jack. You get points for brutally murdering people who try to steal your dog/dinner.
After the Catherine LP Matt just seems to have parked a cement truck full of shit in front of Woolie's house and has started to dump super hard on Woolie's entire life.
Considering Woolie's contributions to the channel have essentially degraded into just whining and being wrong, it's not surprising the others shit on him. He just makes their videos worse at this point.
Yeah I kinda miss those. I wish Pat would be in more often. Woolie and Liam are good but they are good to the point they dont over react screw up like pat does.
Woolnilla Ice deceived into destroying an image of Lord Vita unleashes his rage on Zachy kicking the pies out of him while Matt-nereff contemplates the soul of darkness that inhabits the pie stealing hole of darkness
20:20 So woolie is the tin man, pat is the scarecrow, and matt is the cowardly lion ("Its ok...I'm a coward too...") Liam is both dorthy and glenda the good witch.
TheGio765 Its still gonna be awkward watching 3 grown men n liam watching porn together, trying to make jokes while also trying to cover up their boners with pillows
Pat: "Give me that controller!" Matt: "You do want to play!?" Pat: " Yeah I do want to play! Matt: "Alright." Pat: "You fucking bitch." Only true homies talk to each other like that
Matt created this whole Mystery Box to be like Vince Mcmahon to the Zaibatsu. When the Crystal Dynamics came up I do wish he was swerving towards Soul Reaver though... EDIT: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Keep pushing the Woolie the Unloving lore!
And he is such a liar because he has a girlfriend and also can't get away from Liam, just admit that you love stuff Woolie, as much as you hate animals.
You know, with how Woolie hates positive emotions and anything pure in the world I wonder if his girlfriend is holding back a great evil. She's truly the real hero.
they'd refuse to recore further if someone sprung that on them. i'd rather they they had guilty gear: overture sprung on them. it's the closest the series gets to good
With all this talk of Blood omen and Soul Reaver, it's awakening so much nostalgia within me. :') It's such an underrated series and one of my favorites.
So, I never bothered to look it up before now. But I assumed Grenada was just a shitty north-western part of rugged Canada. I can't believe Woolie is from some island in the Caribbean.
Akuji sounds like a novel writer in his thirties experiencing his life becoming like shit gradually over time and fighting chronic depression by drinking a lot of alcohol before going to sleep
Okay, Pat brought it up, so it's open season on this argument. Whoever here believes in true love at first sight, put your hands up and say "I'm retarded!".
love does exist but its more of a thought than an emotion. if you just met someone and you fell in love ala romeo and juliet youre not really in love, you just think the other person is super hot and your hormones are going nuts to make a baby. that can grow into love but at that point its not that. love is built not discovered or just felt. feelings go away easily but the real deal lasts because its not just a feeling (which really is crazy hormone shit). love isnt two teenagers being shitheads, its that old couple at park that dont hate eachothers guts after 40 years. its not grandiose gestures like clawing youre eyes out, its the little everyday stuff that youre actually gonna have to put up with.
There's one thing Akuji has over Raziel, and that's that he doesn't immediately lose his best weapon after getting hit once and having to scuttle around for 5 minutes looking for a pointy object to impale people with.
"[1998] was such a shit year for video games" - Matt, 2016 The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Half Life, Banjo-Kazooie, Pokemon Red and Blue, Metal Gear Solid. Don't know if that was a joke, but that was funny after I looked up 1998's releases. Keep being you, guys!
I think my favorite "so we have a demo too" screen was in Ratchet & Clank UYA. If you hold the triggers and shoulders it unlocks a demo for sly Cooper 2, and if you beat the demo, it gives you a new weapon skin in the game. I miss when games used to do that stuff.
Not just that, he was going to blind himself just because he made her look uglier, and all to prove to some lady he just met that he was truly in love, despite going from being fearful of her to have a crush on her in no time at all.
If the scene from Defiance Pat is referring to is the one I'm thinking of, that's not Defiance. I think he's referring to the scene when you go back to the opening of Blood Omen 1 when Kain is murdering the council and they're all shouting MALEK over and over, and you see from Raziel's perspective that the reason Malek wasn't there in time (not that it would've mattered) is because Moebius holds Malek there while Raziel talks to them. That isn't from Defiance, that's from the very end of Soul Reaver 2. Unless he means that encounter you have with Mortanius in Defiance right before he leaves for the pillars.
I can't believe we actually got the origin of Woolie hating animals. I do feel bad how much much shit Woolie gets but that was mostly from Reddit but at the same time fans on reddit were just as willing to defend him.
Leave it to Pat to stand by Koichi when he falls in love with a woman who literally kidnapped and tried to murder him and somehow turn the situation into Woolie no believing in true love.
The fact that the numbers of the mystery box title have an extra 0 on it tells me that in the mystery box there are at least 100 who, where, when games on it and that makes me happy
I have realized that a fair amount of 3d action platformers came out 98-2001, so it makes me think low long until indie games are all people trying to recreate their nostalgia for those games? Like how right now its all 2d pixel games and the like.
The only pictures woolie has of his loved ones are in his wallet, and they are all pics of his atomic purple Gameboy Color.
and his hulk doll
I totally have an atomic purple gameboy color. I prefer a locket.
I thought you were gonna say the pictures were taken on the gameboy camera
To be fair I gotta agree on Woolie that my Gameboy color never let me down
And his hulk doll
Pat is my man
his girl is so phat
the shitstorm is coming
where's silent hill 3 at?
I believe they did a video of that for the first shitstorm.
Matt said on a stream that Silent Hill 3 is definitely going to be LP'ed, he really wants to do it soon.
Perhaps like the last shitstorm. A week of that leads into a full LP.
That's _great_ news. I recently started playing it specifically so that I could have finished it if/when they do their own playthrough.
Paige is the true waifu of all gingers and non gingers.
Except for Pat. He's special.
Not even 3 minutes in and they are already talking about Woolies dirty dishes! XD Also, Matt must of spiked Pats sippy cup with vodka or something to get him this hype.
Cuz Woolie's wrong
I love how we're experiencing a renaissance of shitting on Woolie.
It never ends.
Are you proud of your black blast?!
When I was a kid, I'd go into my backyard and sit on this big bench we used to have and read to my dog. At night, he slept in his little doggy bed right by my twin bed, and I'd tell him all about what we were going to do the next day and wait until I heard him start to lightly snore. I'd get back home the next day from school, and he was super excited to see me, as most dogs should be, and he would listen to me as I talked about my day and tilt his head when I asked about his. To have someone listen to you, even if he may not understand, is such a powerful thing in a child's life.
(...)
Anyway, I don't understand how Woolie could hate animals...they're reflections of how you treat them.
Is this game about Woolie: the Heartless in his adventures in Grenada?
Such a lust for Woolie bashing.
Someone talking about lust and jojo in one post? WoWo has the lying tendency and wrongs hard anyhow
No, it's the sequel, Woolie: The Heartless 2 Welcome To Maddentown
Woolie played that game already. It's called MaddenWorld and stars a guy named Jack. You get points for brutally murdering people who try to steal your dog/dinner.
WoWo's Grenadan's Adventure: Salty Blood
so Woolie the liar hates love & breakfast And now KITTENS?!... he truly is history's biggest monster
Th3UprightMan You mean the Jew-ne bugs?
Nicholas Rowley
Damn, that's good.
Th3UprightMan Thanks, I was actually concerned that I wouldn't be able to think of a bug that would go with anything Jew-based.
artistafrustrado well cats are the devil sooooooo
After the Catherine LP Matt just seems to have parked a cement truck full of shit in front of Woolie's house and has started to dump super hard on Woolie's entire life.
Well now I can see that while Matt drives and operates the truck Liam is the foreman while Pat supplies the shit.
When did Matt learn how to drive?
Pat works the pedals while Matt steers. It's inefficient but it gets the job done.
Considering Woolie's contributions to the channel have essentially degraded into just whining and being wrong, it's not surprising the others shit on him. He just makes their videos worse at this point.
this feels like classic tbfp
Yeah I kinda miss those. I wish Pat would be in more often. Woolie and Liam are good but they are good to the point they dont over react screw up like pat does.
So where does this fit in the Kingdom Hearts timeline?
Judging by the cameos from FFIX and The Princess and the Frog,
probably fits snugly in Kuja's thong.
fun fact: kuja was originall supposed to be a woman, but was changed to a man late in development
Richter The D
Japan has an old trope of having their villain being androgynous. They're scared of that shit.
Kingdom Hearts 1.3: Akuji Memories of Sleep / 2 Days
Despite 100% of their male celebrities looking like that. Man, Japan's fucked.
The Akuji Engine will consume us all.
CONSUME US ALLL! CONSUME US ALLLL!
+AfroMetalMizu I love you so much for making this reference.😂
Stan Sketches ;P
Not if David Cage can help it.
"And at the heart of Asylum... we shall construct a Great DARK Engine, powered by souls of equal hue."
Woolie is Vanilla Ice confirmed
Woolie treats dogs pretty much the same way.
That explains the animal cruelty...
I was just was listening to ice ice baby driving home.
He takes them into his woolie hole where who knows what happens to them
Woolnilla Ice deceived into destroying an image of Lord Vita unleashes his rage on Zachy kicking the pies out of him while Matt-nereff contemplates the soul of darkness that inhabits the pie stealing hole of darkness
20:20 So woolie is the tin man, pat is the scarecrow, and matt is the cowardly lion ("Its ok...I'm a coward too...")
Liam is both dorthy and glenda the good witch.
Someone make a picture of Pat with the caption "You have to have bravery to shit on people."
Not this... Anything but this...
Chiaotzu didn't die for this
Actually...
"It's no use, this is the end!"
Pat - Eww, I don't want to play this!
(fights for the controller)
I mean... is it bad that I actually wanna play this?
Christ! Another kingdom hearts prequel!?
I flinched.
I would think Rinko would be used to getting blasted by now so that she wouldn't flinch ;3
+Doctor Vanilla he has been consumed by madness
Matt and Pat are at their best when shitting on Woolie
One day you'll pull out Bible Black. The prophecy demands it, Zaibatsu!
It has been foretold and shall be.
No, they should do a 'Let's Watch' and everytime something lewd happens they take a shot.
only on twitch though. they hate censoring their stuff, too much effort for woolie
They could just put it on their website, comepletely uncensored.
TheGio765 Its still gonna be awkward watching 3 grown men n liam watching porn together, trying to make jokes while also trying to cover up their boners with pillows
Pat: "Give me that controller!"
Matt: "You do want to play!?"
Pat: " Yeah I do want to play!
Matt: "Alright."
Pat: "You fucking bitch."
Only true homies talk to each other like that
I think Cortana McHonkers was voiced by that chick who did the female Dark Elves in Oblivion. The one who goes "Oops, lemme do that one again".
The font that pops up when he hits the hint tablets are actually stolen from Crash Bandicoot, it's uncanny...
It also doesn't help that the music sounds a lot like Crash Bandicoot too.
You thought it was DIO but it was me, AKUJI!
This is the universe that David Ca-puccie made with omikron in two souls
you saying i'm shit?
underrated new meme
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!!
Kono Akuji da!
This is what I live for......................... I.. I should probably get some new hobbies...
'I'm absolutely crazy about it!'
Devil May Cry LP when
i just realized i dont have real hobbies anymore... work and school take up to much of my time this is my only dirty pleasure
It's fine.
+circular7 thanks for your approval... reminds me of my father before he went to the store and never came back
This is just Crash Bandicoot. And not even a bad clone.
Also, they were goddamn hilarious this episode. Very reminiscent of the old TBFP days.
fucking TV-14 bandicoot
Woolie lore is held within the box today
The moment I heard pat get super worried I was like "this gon be gud" and grabbed my popcorn for the shitshow.
He hates and at the same time he's getting hard at the chance to play it.
The ways of Pat are too mysterious for me.
circular7 The ways of Pat are quite simple in my eyes, yet...difficult to explain in words.
It's textbook masochism, man.
Master Markus And I guess I'm a sadist for enjoying their suffering.
Im cool with that.
I love it when Pat gets more Pat in an LP
Matt created this whole Mystery Box to be like Vince Mcmahon to the Zaibatsu.
When the Crystal Dynamics came up I do wish he was swerving towards Soul Reaver though...
EDIT: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Keep pushing the Woolie the Unloving lore!
Woolie the liar: Hates my kitten.
Animals are the only creatures who can detect his true form.
I made an entire stand based on how much Woolie hates love.
Is it called "death on two legs"?
And he is such a liar because he has a girlfriend and also can't get away from Liam, just admit that you love stuff Woolie, as much as you hate animals.
You know, with how Woolie hates positive emotions and anything pure in the world I wonder if his girlfriend is holding back a great evil.
She's truly the real hero.
I'm waiting for Blazblue to show up in the Box. So much Salt
they'd refuse to recore further if someone sprung that on them. i'd rather they they had guilty gear: overture sprung on them. it's the closest the series gets to good
+Richter The D You're right, because the other games are too good to be seen as simply good.
If by "colsest the series gets to good" you mean "because Xrd is amazing" then yeah.
Matt and Patt Lps are so nostalgic, you should do more of this pairing.
When's Fighterpedia?
and unlike Blazblue, you dug up a horse's skeleton and are doing the longest xylophone solo in history on it
Fighterpedia?
Fighterpedia is like Lucky Ted: Erased from existence and reality until a foul-mouthed futa brings it back.
I wanna see Woolie play fallout 4 and fuck that lore up
Please never stop making the Mystery Box videos. Literally one of my favorite series of yours
Classic Matt and Pat!! Finally! :D
Hey look. Another game worse than Blazblue.
they're easier to find, than you think
this horse is beyond dead and yet you continue to hit it again and again
The Pickles They drew first blood, not me.
the more they shit on blazblue, the more often he'll do it
still more entretaining though.
Akuji feels ten times weirder when you realize they just used the Crash Bandicoot font.
That "tuuhuu" triggered me more than I thought it would, good work. You win.
I think the reason woolie hates animals so much is because he knows their animal senses can sense he has no soul
Y'know sometimes I think you guys are actually a bit too savage to each other
They are always the best together.
its fine
Shut up you love it though.
Quick Sora, banish Akuji before it's too late
Akuji takes Sora's keyblade and friends for a cutscene right before Sora gets it all back in the following one proving the entire problem pointless.
then a convoluted anime plot with an absurd amount of Disney for reasons ensues.
Magoloso I understood that reference
This was pat's favorite game its been in his PS3 since yesterday!
He finally let go of the memory of great gaming
It would take a truly Heartless individual to subject their friend to an abomination such as Akuji.
Worse yet to subject them to play a game that talks about love with a heartless individual ;P
AfroMetalMizu He's on loint though so its fine.
Gex is one of my fucking favorite platformers from when I was a kid. I love all three of them. Very shitty, but I love it still.
He's basically just another Poochie, but I thought he was a cool one.
RIP Mascots with Attitude: 1991-1999
*****
"Tude"
Did you catch the Gextra Life charity stream?
I did like 2 and 3 but I couldn't STAND 1. For obvious gameplay-differences reasons.
woolie must be shitted on!
More way's then one. :D
his hair absorbs it all
not anymore though
With all this talk of Blood omen and Soul Reaver, it's awakening so much nostalgia within me. :') It's such an underrated series and one of my favorites.
Woolie loves to steal pies . That's something he has affection for.
Now if only dogs could be made of pies.
Poor Woolie, we still love you and your pie stealing method.
I love the savage burials of Woolie in this episode. they are wonderful
After the podcast and all the soul reaver talk, you give me this! You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, gentlemen. Bravo!
So, I never bothered to look it up before now. But I assumed Grenada was just a shitty north-western part of rugged Canada. I can't believe Woolie is from some island in the Caribbean.
Akuji sounds like a novel writer in his thirties experiencing his life becoming like shit gradually over time and fighting chronic depression by drinking a lot of alcohol before going to sleep
Matt picks the best/worst games for the Mystery Box and I love it.
Woolie strikes me as the guy who would be out the door and on a plane the second someone mentions pregnancy, the way he talks about love.
Okay, Pat brought it up, so it's open season on this argument. Whoever here believes in true love at first sight, put your hands up and say "I'm retarded!".
Raises hand.
"I have diabetus."
what is the definitive edition of true love?
I guess I'm semi retarded or too sentimental, but not love at first sight. Rather "true" love can definitely develop between two people ;P
Love at first sight? Fuck no.(lust at first sight is more likely)
True Love built up over time? Hell yes.
Maybe not love at first sight but I believe two people both in their first relationship can find love.
What the fuck? I remember this! My dad rented this game for a weekend back in 98! What a piece of shit!
Are you calling the game a piece of shit or your dad one for renting it?
Probably *both*
Hopefully, Heavy Metal will be next. I needs that polygonal booty.
That super hype Iron Man and X-O Manowar game from Superfriends month?
AfroMetalMizu No. HEAVY METAL!!!
Totally Not Lady Zozo ...FAKK..?
AfroMetalMizu Ye.
Totally Not Lady Zozo Is that what that animation with Sammy Hagar's Heavy Metal comes from?
love does exist but its more of a thought than an emotion. if you just met someone and you fell in love ala romeo and juliet youre not really in love, you just think the other person is super hot and your hormones are going nuts to make a baby. that can grow into love but at that point its not that. love is built not discovered or just felt. feelings go away easily but the real deal lasts because its not just a feeling (which really is crazy hormone shit). love isnt two teenagers being shitheads, its that old couple at park that dont hate eachothers guts after 40 years. its not grandiose gestures like clawing youre eyes out, its the little everyday stuff that youre actually gonna have to put up with.
There's one thing Akuji has over Raziel, and that's that he doesn't immediately lose his best weapon after getting hit once and having to scuttle around for 5 minutes looking for a pointy object to impale people with.
This is classic Matt and pat. I miss these videos.
"[1998] was such a shit year for video games" - Matt, 2016
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Half Life, Banjo-Kazooie, Pokemon Red and Blue, Metal Gear Solid. Don't know if that was a joke, but that was funny after I looked up 1998's releases. Keep being you, guys!
They have said multiple times on the podcast, and maybe elsewhere, that they think that 1998 was the best year for games. So it was probably a joke.
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised, but that's why they're funny.
Don't forget Starcraft 1, Fallout 2, Thief 1, Baldurs Gate, Panzer Dragoon, and Grim Fandango!
and how could we overlook Xenogears
I was hoping they booted the soul reaver demo...
I think my favorite "so we have a demo too" screen was in Ratchet & Clank UYA. If you hold the triggers and shoulders it unlocks a demo for sly Cooper 2, and if you beat the demo, it gives you a new weapon skin in the game. I miss when games used to do that stuff.
Akuji was the best thing to happen to this channel, lore wise.
I saw Akuji and immediately thought of the demons from Omikron; I have become trapped in the Cage, the Sadness is all I know now........
I love the mystery box cause it always turns into "lets shit on who isnt here" and its great.
This needs to be a full LP... I fondly remember Akuji the Heartless, but I think nostalgia AND being young and dumb skewed my memories
wow, Emil really let that power go to his head
oh fuck, i have been remembering bits and pieces of this game for fucking YEARS and i could never remember the name
The mystery box needs more demo games from the PS1.
I see Gex in my mind every time I look at those floating items.
We've got Best Friends on the other siiiiide...
You got what you wanted, but nothing would be better
Woolie was right about the Yukako thing, Yeah i'mma blind myself for this girl who tried to KILL me because I didn't want eat her dictionary food.
Not just that, he was going to blind himself just because he made her look uglier, and all to prove to some lady he just met that he was truly in love, despite going from being fearful of her to have a crush on her in no time at all.
You know, I don't think the creators of this game knew much about Voodoo.
"this title screen is an abortion"- Pat 2016
All these mystery boxes are exactly how I felt waiting for DMC5 to be announced at E3. Nothing promised. Nothing gained.
Mystery Box is my favourite series for sure.
When I was a small boy, I played the demo for this in Soul Reaver by accident. All this time I've had forgotten its name and thought I dreamt it! :O
Adventures in Madden town.
Matt's description for what he wants Akuji to be sounds suspiciously like Kratos.
If the scene from Defiance Pat is referring to is the one I'm thinking of, that's not Defiance. I think he's referring to the scene when you go back to the opening of Blood Omen 1 when Kain is murdering the council and they're all shouting MALEK over and over, and you see from Raziel's perspective that the reason Malek wasn't there in time (not that it would've mattered) is because Moebius holds Malek there while Raziel talks to them. That isn't from Defiance, that's from the very end of Soul Reaver 2.
Unless he means that encounter you have with Mortanius in Defiance right before he leaves for the pillars.
Really enjoyed this episode of Madden Town the Game.
I can't believe we actually got the origin of Woolie hating animals.
I do feel bad how much much shit Woolie gets but that was mostly from Reddit but at the same time fans on reddit were just as willing to defend him.
I miss them, man
I love this time of year. It's close to October which means it's Shitstorm time aka Month of shitting on Woolie and his apartment.
i liked this. it was kinda meta hearing them talk about woolie. pretty good.
And that's why Woolie breaks their bones quickly... because he hates furies.
Yes, not "furries," but the ancient Greek goddesses of vengeance.
Holy crap, that level select is right out of Crash Bandicoot 2 and Warped!
I miss you playstation one...
Woolie is the Cowardly Lion. Duh!
"Toohoo"
My life no longer has meaning or substance.
Now I want a full LP of Gex enter the gecko
Yeeeah glad they're talking about Legacy of Kain/Soul Reaver. Almost as good as them playing it.
Leave it to Pat to stand by Koichi when he falls in love with a woman who literally kidnapped and tried to murder him and somehow turn the situation into Woolie no believing in true love.
this is from a Manga where a man comes back from the dead just because fuck you
you shouldn't expect consistency
The best friend's hate for Tomb Raider pisses me off a little.
Woolie not believing in true love is a lie because he obviously truly loves every playable boss character.
the hub area reminds me of crash bandicoot 2, with the portals and the name of the level above it. XD
Matt and Pat work so damn well as a pair, especially for games like this.
You know why the old Tomb Raider games had such awkward controls?
Because no man can handle Lara Croft.
The fact that the numbers of the mystery box title have an extra 0 on it tells me that in the mystery box there are at least 100 who, where, when games on it and that makes me happy
I have realized that a fair amount of 3d action platformers came out 98-2001, so it makes me think low long until indie games are all people trying to recreate their nostalgia for those games? Like how right now its all 2d pixel games and the like.
I love living in a world where Pat can't ever find happiness in anything, even if its covered in chocolate XD
When will Woolie have enough strength to do reboot