Waiting for the noita wand which when cast, automatically orders a victory pizza to your house when you kill kolmi. Though, that would honestly be less impressive than this absolutely incredible creation
I'm glad that I finally got this video done, there were a lot of things that ended up delaying this such as school, burnout, and just my own laziness. More specific examples include, spell lab (original) bug where the icon went missing (tried doing everything to fix it but ended up having to revert to an old cloud save and lost some progress) which happened twice (hopefully shug fixed this in the new mod), laptop constantly overheating, a part of said laptop broke off and had to be repaired, and the occasional loss of inspiration so I had to take a break for a week or two from time to time. But hey I finished it eventually, as for future videos I plan on making a few (possibly scuffed) tutorials on advanced wand crafting however school has begun recently once again which means I'll be busy slacking off for the next few months so don't expect them to come out soon, until then I'll be retiring as a farmer in Stardew Valley so cya.
Amazing. This really shows just how much untapped potential there is in this game using only vanilla spells. Would be cool to see more people making custom boss fights or other cool stuff like what you did for the eggs.
No kappas, aito noita, todellinen alkemisti. Syö sotkanmunia aamupalaksi ja paskoo illalla maailman ulos. Aivan älytön rakennelma, pakko nostaa hattua. Respect from Finland
It's all fun and games until a telemage picks one of these up, randomly teleports to you, and now you're playing super hexagon until it runs out of duration
honestly i would love to see like an actual noita boss that attacks like this, and like have it be invincible during some of the phases so you have to dodge
This is insane... I mean that's got to be... Thousands of spells! Maybe tens of thousands! This is nuts Oh yeah, they show the spells later. Definitely insane
Это самое прекрасное что я видел за очень долгое время. Оно напомнило мне о боссах в террарии. Чувак это бодественно!!! Ты по сути сделал мод из заклинаний это достойно восхищения. Я бы очень хотел так же понимать заклинания и их комбинации.
Nicely done! I especially love that the rewards eggs are generated by the same mega-wand. I need to make a wand of construct fortress :D (Much wand space for displacement/formation filler/timing etc., how did you edit it? I am guessing some kinda script/higher level description of the parts and then generating the wands out of that.)
Yeah, most of vanilla bosses are easy and die really quickly if you have a decent want, the only hard ones are high orb colmi and the civi and the deer boss and maybe the master of masters if you can’t snipe the orbs
I'm curious what does each of the wands do? Just roughly. Like do they all contribute to the fight in equal parts or is there like one wand mainly doing the arena or the rewards or something while others take care of projectiles or something. Basically how are the spells split up.
The first three wands are for the fight and the last wand is for the rewards. If I remember correctly the first wand lasts until the pollen and ducks attack (most of the slots on this one was taken up by the arena), the second wand lasts until the second wave of missiles in the spore pods attack with the platforms, and the third wand lasts until the end.
Some do since some attacks like the lightning attack are fired from a spell with an expiration trigger (usually bubble spark) so where they're fired from is determined by that spell's speed, lifetime, and spread which are all random (most of the time). Some attacks meanwhile like the giga disc attack are relative to you so their positions are based on where you are.
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One of the greatest things I've ever seen in Noita. G to the G!
Waiting for the noita wand which when cast, automatically orders a victory pizza to your house when you kill kolmi. Though, that would honestly be less impressive than this absolutely incredible creation
-1 The background music was not made with the notes.
I'm glad that I finally got this video done, there were a lot of things that ended up delaying this such as school, burnout, and just my own laziness.
More specific examples include, spell lab (original) bug where the icon went missing (tried doing everything to fix it but ended up having to revert to an old cloud save and lost some progress) which happened twice (hopefully shug fixed this in the new mod), laptop constantly overheating, a part of said laptop broke off and had to be repaired, and the occasional loss of inspiration so I had to take a break for a week or two from time to time.
But hey I finished it eventually, as for future videos I plan on making a few (possibly scuffed) tutorials on advanced wand crafting however school has begun recently once again which means I'll be busy slacking off for the next few months so don't expect them to come out soon, until then I'll be retiring as a farmer in Stardew Valley so cya.
Amazing. This really shows just how much untapped potential there is in this game using only vanilla spells. Would be cool to see more people making custom boss fights or other cool stuff like what you did for the eggs.
One of the craziest, most creative things I've ever seen done in a video game, period.
DunkOrSlam just showcased this on stream, and wow. This is seriously impressive. This is a major achievement, and impressive beyond belief
"no fucking way."
- my response when the fight and music started
i love how the rewards are in theme with the 3 gods/forces of noita, magic, nature and technology
I... Just... Wow. I'm speechless, truly, you are deserving of the title, Alchemist.
Next video be like "So I've ran Doom on wands in Noita"
No kappas, aito noita, todellinen alkemisti. Syö sotkanmunia aamupalaksi ja paskoo illalla maailman ulos. Aivan älytön rakennelma, pakko nostaa hattua. Respect from Finland
The gods are in awe.
my favourite part is the telegraphing of the lightning bolts
It's all fun and games until a telemage picks one of these up, randomly teleports to you, and now you're playing super hexagon until it runs out of duration
Self
Made
Bossfights
That is CRAZY xD
This has got to be the most impressive thing I've ever seen someone make in this game. Hats off to you!
Absolutely incredible, it's not just a game anymore, it's an art
honestly i would love to see like an actual noita boss that attacks like this, and like have it be invincible during some of the phases so you have to dodge
This is insane... I mean that's got to be... Thousands of spells! Maybe tens of thousands! This is nuts
Oh yeah, they show the spells later. Definitely insane
Noita is truly art
building the wand ✖
fighting the wand ✅
What the actual fuck, this is absolutely crazy. I mean how, how can this exists. Its amazing
how? just how?! I'm sure you really know Noita better than the developers... Better than anyone
Это самое прекрасное что я видел за очень долгое время. Оно напомнило мне о боссах в террарии. Чувак это бодественно!!! Ты по сути сделал мод из заклинаний это достойно восхищения. Я бы очень хотел так же понимать заклинания и их комбинации.
Next video: "i killed every npc in the whole world with only a single shot of a wand at the cave entrance"
Appreciate and amazed by your work. Never stop being creative! If you can imagine it, Noita will let you build it, as you so masterfully prove 💪🏼
Finally, a Noita wand that kills you!
If you are having a hard time finding noita wands that kill you I think you might be playing the game wrong lol
Simply Amazing
Nicely done! I especially love that the rewards eggs are generated by the same mega-wand. I need to make a wand of construct fortress :D
(Much wand space for displacement/formation filler/timing etc., how did you edit it? I am guessing some kinda script/higher level description of the parts and then generating the wands out of that.)
holy fuck this is the best wand showcase i ever seen WHAT
Idk what to say, this is incredible
Now that I think about it, with pollen you could make a boss that you’d be able to fight…
This is insane!
Am i the first one to notice Ravager's OST in the background?
For anyone confused this is from the calamity mod for terraria
We play as noitas, APOTI is one for real.
That’s so freaking increadible, I really wish you more subscribers 😮😮😮
But why did you used blue font on black background? It’s almost unreadable 😅
The fight in Arena was also a bit too dark, it was hard to see what’s happening
Woww ...
Very impressive
So uh... were the vanilla bosses too unchallenging? :p
Yeah, most of vanilla bosses are easy and die really quickly if you have a decent want, the only hard ones are high orb colmi and the civi and the deer boss and maybe the master of masters if you can’t snipe the orbs
This is awesome!
So cool
That’s impressive
Press f to my comp.
I'm curious what does each of the wands do? Just roughly. Like do they all contribute to the fight in equal parts or is there like one wand mainly doing the arena or the rewards or something while others take care of projectiles or something. Basically how are the spells split up.
The first three wands are for the fight and the last wand is for the rewards.
If I remember correctly the first wand lasts until the pollen and ducks attack (most of the slots on this one was taken up by the arena), the second wand lasts until the second wave of missiles in the spore pods attack with the platforms, and the third wand lasts until the end.
Great video.
Awesome dude
What would happen if I just removed a random spell?
「That's rad!」 Do the attack patterns differ between casts (ex. different sequence of attacks/the attacks appearing in different places)?
Some do since some attacks like the lightning attack are fired from a spell with an expiration trigger (usually bubble spark) so where they're fired from is determined by that spell's speed, lifetime, and spread which are all random (most of the time).
Some attacks meanwhile like the giga disc attack are relative to you so their positions are based on where you are.
Touhou players when they see a game:
Peak
Super cool
Now how many years of loading did it take.
Holy shit this is badass
You know if your able to do all this you could probably make a wand that’s Turing complete
may be make a guide on wand building
I want to learn this art like the rest of us
Working on a couple guides, have to make sure my explanations are at least accurate so they might take a while.
@@A_Person_OTI horray! (uwu)
rlly cool
i can only imagine the amount of debugging this took, one wrong spell and the wand just refuses to work lol
Soooo cool
Turned noita inti a touhou bullet hell😂
We got Noita calamity mod before GTA 6
alright now this is schizophrenic
I lost difference between noita and programing
Touhou be like:
what laptop do you have?
holy shit
bro made calamity mod in noita, so cooool
Просто жесть
How?!!!! Just how dude????!?!?!
What supreme calamitas does to a man
What the f u c k
first geometry dash, now noita? Why are we turning games into programming languages
goofy ass calamity reference
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