2:52 BREAKING NEWS! ARCHANGEL GABRIEL WAS MUGGED INSIDE THE CORPSE OF KING MINOS BY 5 LESSER ANGELS! IS THE HEAVEN GUARD GETTING WEAKER?! FROM ANGEL NEWS LIVE! UPDATE! 7:10 GABRIEL, WHO JUST GOT BACK FROM THE HOSPITAL, WAS YET AGAIN MUGGED BY THE 5 LESSER ANGELS! MORE FAILURES FROM THE HEAVEN GUARD?! WHAT COULD THIS MEAN?!
technically eh, they’re higher in the angel hierarchy but the hierarchy is based off of closeness to god rather than power so to speak (also ULTRAKILL doesn’t follow the hierarchy exactly)
i find it extremely strange yet interesting how several games i started to play/get interested in at around the same time with no connection to eachother at all end up related somehow somewhere
Their holy lights are sourced directly from heaven. Jesus bezos had some opinions on how slow shipments of punishments were moving so they created the virtues. Source: Jakita dev stream So aktually 🤓, the power of Amaheaven is stronger than that of a prime soul or supreme angel.
very disappointed by the lack of realization of the stp reference in the thumbnail down here, didnt think the ultrakill and slay the princess fandoms intersected very much!! glad to see they do at least a little
0:48 dude the virtues arent supposto win The cancerous rodent is such a hard boss i still cant pass him I need a tutorial on how to beat him or something 0:48
the score is bosses have 3 points, flesh prison, sisyphean insurrectionist, and earthmover defense system, the 5 virtues have 21 points, every boss (besides flesh panopticon) and sisyphus prime has 1 point, which is flesh panopticon
I mean considering flesh prison was designed by the angels, that fight makes sense. That being said, the soul fights… yeah what were the angels scared of?
I find funny how the only enemies Virtues cant kill are the prisions that contain the prime souls (which are comically easy to kill) And the Insurrectionist, the fucker just sends a "nuh uh" and fists every Virtue one by one
So weird to think they’re this much of an obstacle for any AI controlled enemy, and yet for a player they’re complete pushovers because you just need to move out of the way of their judgement beam.
i think a greater angel would be mechanically pretty similar to the flesh prison, but without the healing/shield, and with a lot less health. a better question would be what would it look like, somewhere between completely abstract and full humanoid. maybe like a sentry’s appearance but less mechanical? idk
"BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!"
Virtues: "indeed brother"
the virtues were like UNO REVERSE MF
Virtues: "Amen, brother Gabriel."
"What ? How Can this b-"
Famous last Gabriel word.
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ANGELIC AIRSTRIKE
If virtues are "lesser angels" and gabriel is a "supreme angel" i wonder what the fuck a "greater angel" would be..
Seraphim.. probably..
act 3 is here bois
Supreme > Greater > Lesser
This is power scaling of Ultrakill, applies to all types of enemies
Source: Terminal entries
Supremer
might be a seraphim
gabriel: behold the power of an angel
the virtues: yeah, we have it too
gabriel: what?
**brutally instakilled**
Instantly ultrakilled
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@@tridyotBravo Hakita 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@@Mommy-kimathe pfp😭😭😭❌❌❌
2:52
POV: The council stripping gods light from Gabriel
He got HUMBLED
7:16 it's been 24 hours
Or better pov : the council of god is stripping gabrie-
What if the other council members are just virtues 💀
@@HPMMMMMM unfortunately, this world is too cold and dark for that.
2:52 BREAKING NEWS!
ARCHANGEL GABRIEL WAS MUGGED INSIDE THE CORPSE OF KING MINOS BY 5 LESSER ANGELS! IS THE HEAVEN GUARD GETTING WEAKER?! FROM ANGEL NEWS LIVE!
UPDATE!
7:10 GABRIEL, WHO JUST GOT BACK FROM THE HOSPITAL, WAS YET AGAIN MUGGED BY THE 5 LESSER ANGELS! MORE FAILURES FROM THE HEAVEN GUARD?! WHAT COULD THIS MEAN?!
Sound stupid , but make my day
@@pewpewxdx12your very welcome
To be fair virtues are above arch angels
technically eh, they’re higher in the angel hierarchy but the hierarchy is based off of closeness to god rather than power so to speak (also ULTRAKILL doesn’t follow the hierarchy exactly)
@@averageeughenjoyer6429in ultrakill, virtues are actually lesser angels
3:04 Gabriel: Enough!
Virtues: Indeed. (proceed to instantly ultrakill Gabriel)
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4:37 Sissyphus' weakest soldier.
"WHY WONT YOU DIE???"
"nanomachine son"
- Why don't you ever GIVE UP!!!?
- Because HE never did
I love how they patiently move the virtues closer to the ferryman during his second phase, virtues are so cute
As they say, patience is a virtue
They are literally floating balls
@@BVORTHWho said they weren't cute floating balls?
@@superrealistic cute glass/crystal balls at that
@@BVORTH what about my balls they arent floating like those virtues
“Speedrunning Ultrakill but I made friends with five virtues”
Sisyphus prime: I will tear down and crush the cities of heaven.
A few virtues on the way there: na-ah
2:54 cannibalism
friendly fire
@@hesrottingyouknow or that
Does this imply the virtue beam is their mouth????
Gabriel gets brutally mauled by a group of virtues
I too do this.
Humans are very tasty
Machines are very tasty
"BEHOLD! THE POWER OF 5 ANGELS!"
Welcome to Five Angels! How may I take your order?
@@An-ExistingPersonuhhhhh a cheesburg, a large sprite and uhhhhhh ahhh mmm a large potato thanks
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I like the ultrakill logic. 5 *FUCKING ANGELS* have less HP than a giant corpse and they still kill it faster.
5
@@SniperOnSunday Oh, I'm sorry. I clicked the wrong number. This often happens by accident.
*ULTRALOGIC*
Quantity over quality
They invested in that high attack power than defense type shit
5:40 - A complete and utter destruction of V2
The thumbnail had me sitting down wondering if I was crazy or people know slay the princess, i went with the first option
Lay the benjamin🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Yeah I wonder what that art is from and what it's called.
From a quick search, millions of people have watched let’s plays and analysis of it so i thinks it’s safe to say people know about the game.
i find it extremely strange yet interesting how several games i started to play/get interested in at around the same time with no connection to eachother at all end up related somehow somewhere
"IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT?!"
*gets fucking smited*
4:40 Undertale: Last Breath
remember son, dying is gay
Insurectionist went like "nuh uh"
Too angry to die 😅
canon
"BEHOLD! THE POWER ON AN ANGEL!" gets smited to oblivion "WEAK." smited to oblivion. In conclusion 5 virtues are very op
Their holy lights are sourced directly from heaven. Jesus bezos had some opinions on how slow shipments of punishments were moving so they created the virtues. Source: Jakita dev stream
So aktually 🤓, the power of Amaheaven is stronger than that of a prime soul or supreme angel.
Fun fact:when Minos says WEAK he is apparently talking about himself.
4:24 “WEAK”
*proceeds to get obliterated seconds later*
0:49 Baby vs 5 hydrogen bombs
"it would take an army of angel to fight a prime soul" - Hakita
the 5 virtues i have brain washed:
Gabriel: machine-
Virtues: did you just assume our gender?
Gabriel: wha-
Virtues: rattle 'em boys
Gabriel:AAAAAAAAA **gets burnt to a crispt**
"Forgive me my-" *FUCKING DIES*
Twice?! *disappear*
"ahh" *_EXPLOSION_*
very disappointed by the lack of realization of the stp reference in the thumbnail down here, didnt think the ultrakill and slay the princess fandoms intersected very much!! glad to see they do at least a little
Wait it was a stp reference?? I didn't even notice
@@StepOne1same im happy now
"Oh, Gabriel..."
I mean I know they're both angels but come on Minos, I think it's easy to tell a virtue and Gabriel apart.
Thumbnail is a complete and resounding smash, can you provide the source so we all can admire it too?
bro you wouldn't even able to reach her ankles...
How are you gonna smash?????
Pretty sure it's from Slay the Princess.
@@kick2552 the art source I meant
Probably just some quick photoshop.
It's a photo of the earthmover's face plastered right onto an image from Slay the Princess. It's an amazing game :)
V2 : "I will teach you som-
Virtues: "Shut UP!" *Uses Power of an angel*
Who Would Win?
The giant undead husk of the previous Lust King VS *5 holy basketballs*
*5 holy basketballs*
never sin again or these virtues will mess you up fr fr
True!
@@dasdres me with 3 dashes and 1 charging in my pocket:
7:23 why is nobody talking about this smooth as hell transition
0:48 dude the virtues arent supposto win The cancerous rodent is such a hard boss i still cant pass him I need a tutorial on how to beat him or something 0:48
Knuckleblaster is OP for this fight. The shockwaves can hit the rodent dealing oneshot damange
If the virtues actually did their job
the score is bosses have 3 points, flesh prison, sisyphean insurrectionist, and earthmover defense system, the 5 virtues have 21 points, every boss (besides flesh panopticon) and sisyphus prime has 1 point, which is flesh panopticon
The thumbnail is activating my lesbianity
She earthmovin my machine till' I JUDGEMENT
The game it's from is awesome. You might want to check it out. It's called slay the princess:)
Naw the fem earthmover is more bigger than godzilla 💀
@@ElVigidra the larger the better
8:21 a visitor?
virtues: we've come to put you down
BEEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL
virtues: is he blind brothers
Cancerous Rodent: Exists
5 virtues: Calls the orbital strike
Thumbnail reminds me of the apotheosis
I think it is her. Just edited
Benji looking in the thumbnail, ngl.
What people see when they Smash of Pass Benji
Woah, Ariane is a bit taller this cycle around
5 marble things with wings vs Gabriel a literal angel and judge of hell itself
Local man discovers bosses that are designed to attack just the player cant do anything against 5 angles
Did you not see the angles getting damaged?
Pov: Michael the archangel summoning angels to deal with hell
Micheal: Gabriel you realize we have armies to deal with hell, we don’t have to-
Gabriel: Shut the Fuck up, Michael. I gotta go get Minos myself.
Nice slay the princess refrence
almost all of this video is just "THOU HAST BEEN SMITTEN"
v2: i'm you but BETTER
* *fail miserably to dodge even one virtues shot when all he had to do is dash* *
"BEHOLD, THE POWER OF AN ANG-"
the 5 virtues on my side:
I mean considering flesh prison was designed by the angels, that fight makes sense. That being said, the soul fights… yeah what were the angels scared of?
I find funny how the only enemies Virtues cant kill are the prisions that contain the prime souls (which are comically easy to kill)
And the Insurrectionist, the fucker just sends a "nuh uh" and fists every Virtue one by one
If every existent Virtue unites they would probably take over the multiverse
gabriel dying to 5 virtues so does king minos soul. Insurrectionist: Lol ez cake
“IS THAT THTE BEST YOU’VE GOT?! AHAHAHAHA” gets instantly *vaporized*
I find it interesting that the ferryman didnt attack the virtues
They gave minos a divine uppercut, twice
thumbnail looks less like goonbait and more like v1 fighting a colossus 💀
4:44 those angels learned about the indomitable human spirit
I can't believe a Virtue killed Gabriel quicker than I did first try.
This prison, to hold ME?
A visitor? Hmm, indeed.
[war]
You can't YES, THAT'S IT!
Ahh... [explosion]
Ultrakill if Heaven wasn't fucking around.
"IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT?" *freaking dies*
💀 this is madness i will just think that all the bosses just have a fighting style specified for v1 thats why they lost
Sisyphus could not cope with the armies of heaven.
the message at the start:
Me:
A lion does not concern it self with the opinion of the sheep
They can absolutetly destroy minos and sisyphus and other mobile enemies, but when it comes to the defense system, that's too hard
i love how they only lost to the ones they couldnt even target
Cerberus legit did not even see his brothers demise
So weird to think they’re this much of an obstacle for any AI controlled enemy, and yet for a player they’re complete pushovers because you just need to move out of the way of their judgement beam.
gabriel: twice?
blud, yes, fucking twice
Sispyhean was not gonna deal with the virtues shit💀
"BEHOLD!THE POWER OF AN ANGEL"
4 coins in my pocket:nuh uh
ZAMM, that thumbnail got me actin' up for benjamin
this is litterally death from above
8:29 this is the same prime soul implied to be able to destroy heaven itself lol
BEHOLD,THE LIGHT OF THE DISCORD CHANNEL
the 5 virtues: *casually beats the strongest opponent in game*
sisyphean insurrectionist: "not today, son"
4:45 ALERT, SISYPHEAN IRRESUCTIONIST REFUSES TO DIE AND RESSURECTS
"behold the power of an angel" against 5 of behold the power of an angel
good job on the transition at 5:45
I see you :)
7:18 "IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT?" *loses*
Machine
IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT?
Twice?
“BEHOLD, THE POWER OF 5 BLUE TESTICLES”
V1 do be feeling that holy spirit in him today.
This video should be called all ultrakill bosses experience 5 discord light modes
"IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT?"
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
"TWICE?"
Its honestly surprising these things only take out half your health.
Maybe that "thinner armor plating" isn't so thin after all...
Insurrectionist: I'M STILL STANDING, YEAH YEAH YEAH
IS THAT THE BEST YOU’VE GOT? *presumes to die*
I love how this implies that Lesser angels like virtues could very well sweep Hell as a whole if Heaven just gives the command to send them in masse
7:02
why was Rude so zesty with it
Me subbing because at the beginning it says 'sub or no balls':
Me seeuing dasdres pfp as an femboy: ITS A TRAP
Ah, yes.. My 5 virtues technique.. i haven't used it since the Hein era..
i think a greater angel would be mechanically pretty similar to the flesh prison, but without the healing/shield, and with a lot less health. a better question would be what would it look like, somewhere between completely abstract and full humanoid. maybe like a sentry’s appearance but less mechanical? idk
"Behold! The Power of an Angel!"
"Behold, the Power of FIVE!"
wild how 5 virtues which are lesser angels killed gabriel who is a supreme angel
the shenanigans of hell really got to the angels' limits
Goofy ahh Heaven decided to send 4 Virtues to try stop Sisyphean revolution and yet somehow won
it's funny how much damage maurice does
I love how basically the only enemies that beat 5 virtues are the flesh prison and the earthmover defense system lol
... Someone waifud the EARTHMOVER??
Hakita will think this is funny for P-3, only with them being idoled lol