Real Pinos vs All Bosses

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[@Stolen_skeleton_tf2]

I love the energy of Pinos spamming "weak" voiceline to small rat
And FUCKING CORPSE OF HIMSELF
And then just dying

[@YexprilesteR]

Waa

[@Vela1695]

"weeeeeeaaaaaaakkkkkkkee."

[@dragondust5023]

'Weeeed.'

[@STRANGER1559]

*C R U S H*

[@elsapomagico9745]

He really went to Weak weak weak... > 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸

[@futbolnimiachik]

Gabriel : looses
- you INSIGNIFICANT F
Pinos : crush. crush. crush. crush. crush. crush. crush. crush. crush. crush. *dieing* crush. crush. *EXPLODING*

[@gunsevenwhillans420]

Would've been hilarious if he was shouting "WEAK" repeatedly instead

[@timer69]

He do it on the rat​@@gunsevenwhillans420

[@TheTlank]

it sounds like my friends when i'm expressing my opinions on why the obviously overpowered character they're using in a pvp game is overpowered

[@No-Athlete6258]

May your crush be many and your weak few

[@RavenGamingOverLord]

Lol

[@Selatapey]

Judgement is so op, it instakills a lot of the enemies. That dropkick against V2 felt so personal, especially as he stood there with the power stance saying “judgment” over and over

[@therome4315]

i've been seeing big poo profile pictures in 2 videos now

[@kasparan0001]

destroy and this will hurt solos

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

> be me
> a prime soul
> get spawned into existence by some random guy
> see a creature of steel
> "JUDGEMENT!"
> assert dominance over it

[@j3rusal3m]

j u d g m e n t

[@DanielWhocares]

bro instakilled him twice

[@Pokesefasaa]

Gabriel: "How can this be....bested by this....this thing?"
Pinos: "CRUSH!, CRUSH!, CRUSH!, CRUSH!"

[@Crackheadcentral2188]

“YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK!”
“CRUSH! CRUSH!”
“THIS, IS *NOT* OVER!”
“ *C R U S H* “

[@Ink-sans18274]

*CRUSH! CRUSH! CRUSH! CRUSH! CRUSH! CRUSH!*

[@brutegaming8236]

Gabriel: "TWICE!? Beaten by an object... twice!"
Pinos: "CRUSH! CRUSH! CRUSH! 🗣"

[@ddonut45]

Minos: "Forgive me my children, for I have failed to bring you salvation, from this cold, dark world.... AAAAAAAHHH!"
Pinos: "PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF!"

[@Friskus8]

maurice's stronger than pinos mrime 😞

[@532isthebestnumber]

it’s head game was too strong

[@PumpyGT]

​@@532isthebestnumber You know the exit is right there

[@Naem117]

@@532isthebestnumber 😭

[@sayounsang]

@@532isthebestnumberIt’s got nothing but head

[@stinkergames4558]

@@sayounsang And funny stick arms

[@polarbaloon]

Sisyphus Prime: And so, before I tear down the cities and CRU-
Pinos: *C R U S H*
*Fight starts*
Brilliant

[@pixelname4899]

perfection

[@saul4265]

Pinos: Crush?
Sisyphus; Yes, Pinos, crush.

[@yingyangorsomethingidontknow]

he activated him

[@nicolaszanon3337]

CRRRRRUSH is his sleeper agent code

[@SniperOnSunday]

He heard crush, and that was all he needed to hear.

[@SussusAmogus-r4o]

love how instead of exploding all of his limbs fall off while also still being connected to him

[@Selatapey]

@@averageyoutubehandle497instead of exploding, all of his limbs fall off while also still being connected to him
0:23

[@averageyoutubehandle497]

@@Selatapey oh, k.

[@averageyoutubehandle497]

@@Selatapey wait shit I'm stupid I read this wrong.

[@RavenGamingOverLord]

⁠@@averageyoutubehandle497 Good job buddy, maybe you should try to read it better next time

[@averageyoutubehandle497]

@@RavenGamingOverLord bro that criticism was so constructive that all of my braincells Fell of while connected to my brain instead of exploding.

[@kittencaboodle8124]

The way his voice gets quieter and slower when he OOBs during the corpse fight LMAO

[@haikei888]

Maurice just continues to somehow beat everything despite being the easiest boss in the game

[@natsoy1786]

Like obi-wan said. He has a high ground

[@PoorlyCroppedVenomshankImage]

​@@natsoy1786the only reason why minos couldnt beat maurice

[@ddonut45]

if only he used judgement

[@Conessay]

technically mini boss but it’s because of the Maurice falling and crushing enemy’s

[@Green_Bean_Machine]

flying really does do al of the hard work

[@AlexSFM]

bro was spamming the taunt key

[@idontwanttobefishingforfish]

bro was spamming C + 2

[@KevLKev]

WEAK

[@Vogelgangg]

Prepare thyself! Prepare thyself! Prepare thyself!

[@MBiz.]

CRRUSH

[@samdrawingonflipaclip2585]

Judgement!Judgement!Judgement!

[@xDmakc]

There is something hillarious about seeing "pinos" on the hp bar

[@pooper57]

penis

[@avragidootisdumb]

i love how swordsmachine and gabriel got dropkicked straight into heaven

[@abdullahalmansoori4489]

V2 especially

[@-Metalblaster-]

And the johnitor tooo

[@futbolnimiachik]

Pinos : JUDGMENT, PREPARE THYSELF, CRUSH , THY END IS NOW
Maurice: 🗿

[@SRobot08]

7:30 “forgive me my children-“
Prepare thyself
Prepare thyself
Prepare thyself

[@fideys]

PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF! PREPARE THYSELF!

[@themanthemyththelegenda]

it looks like pinos is guarding Minos😊

[@muuhdy]

Prepare thyself

[@TrrxY5]

Prepare thyself

[@TETANUS.]

​@@themanthemyththelegendapinos is minos's stand

[@WHATDOYOUMEANITSNOTAVAILABLE]

The Pinos vs Gabriel is probably how it should've went down if Minos didn't bother fighting V1, but maybe ended faster

[@ImJustNes]

Gabriel the second Minos drop kicks him (his existence has inmediately ceased)

[@Piekace]

What is gabe had ample time to prepare thyself though?

[@ImJustNes]

@@Piekace one can never be prepared enough for thus end

[@mitrotsky]

I love the part when Sisyphus said "crush" and Minos was like "CRUSH" and immediately started fighting.

[@HimeSiffie]

prime sleeper agent

[@Mechudo3140]

pinos just roasted 60% of the bosses just spamming “Crush” after he killed them

[@RavenGamingOverLord]

Or spamming “Weak”

[@1000HR_Earthmover]

or judgment judgment judgment judgment judgment judgment judgment

[@henryford2599]

and the other 40% is Sisyphus Prime, Maurice, Hideos mass, Inserructionist

[@wolflightning2331]

He got destroyed by malicious face ❤

[@TheworldsStatsOfficial]

Vs minos he just spammed
PREPARE THYSELF

[@FutileStruggleofaBoulder]

6:08 that judgement clash was beautiful

[@SRobot08]

Reqium leitmotif

[@phylaxinator7040]

Judgement^2

[@kenturesha9779]

Judgement requiem

[@TETANUS.]

It happens on the leitmotif too 😭
It's too peak 😭

[@КостикЛогинов-з5ы]

-crush!
-crush!
-crush!
-crush!
-crush!
-crush!
-judgement!
-crush!

[@MemeCheryl]

pinos manhandling Gabriel while spamming "WEAK" seems lore accurate

[@poatatoooo]

Even though minos got killed before he could even speak a word

[@Mafialovepunchingoldman]

​@@poatatoooothat was minos, this is pinos, there's a difference in the lore

[@glebstepkin2430]

3:20 pinos fibre optic cable

[@thatchervandenhemel8899]

Hello machine my name is welcome

[@Stolen_skeleton_tf2]

​@@thatchervandenhemel8899*W E L C O M E*

[@Nuttyopolis]

13:50
Sisyphus Prime: And so, before i tear down the cities and CRUSH the a-
minos prime: *CRUSH!*
*(30 seconds later minos prime fucking dies for skipping his cutscene)*

[@AmirA-xe4yv]

Real

[@Furlic.]

9:45 We now need the spinning Ferryman gif.

[@antoniopenna8677]

Yessss

[@ПавелКратиров-ф6с]

Ferryman just became Sonic the Hedgehog

[@guardianhero6124]

LOL Yhhh...
...
...is that a rainworld pfp?

[@hmmmm34565]

13:49 sisyphus: And so. Before I tear down the citirs and crus-
Pinos: CRUSH!!!!!!

[@crickson9434]

he heard his favorite word and got excited :D

[@antoniopenna8677]

And then died ):

[@AjPrime-w4g]

C R U S H

[@KelOmoriBattlePass]

Minos: CRUSH?? :DDDDDD

[@hmmmm34565]

@@KelOmoriBattlePass I like if this happen real :(

[@The-coolest-bone]

Pinos has something against V2 I swear. First he drop kicks him into the wall at 2:54 then he drop kicks V2 off the pyramid at 9:25

[@Jolly_Pablo]

It reminds him. Of v1

[@nicolaszanon3337]

​@@Jolly_Pablo he tinks its V1 covered in blood so he gets mad

[@TETANUS.]

his very first match against v2 literally has him relaxing after v2 dies lmao

[@dragonashly3383]

v2: runs for his dear life
pinos, dropkicking from the top of the pyramid: *JUDGEMENT*

[@totallybread8974]

That intense staredown at 4:57 got me like:

[@Stolen_skeleton_tf2]

"Ah free-"
Minos:🕳
Pinos: 🕳

[@YexprilesteR]

​FR

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Holedown

[@nurimaniman5932]

Fight straight away😮

[@ThatOneMDFan143]

2:48 "ow my leg"
-Pinos, 2024

[@Horse-iy9wt]

CRUSH

[@klee791.]

fellow MD pfp, you're being kidnapped come here this instant ur my best friend now

[@abdullahalmansoori4489]

He's taunting v2

[@yeturmaughthethird]

​@@klee791.JUDGMENT. JUDGEMENT. JUDGEMENT.JUDGEMEN-

[@absoultethings4213]

V2 getting fucking obliterated on sight is way too funny

[@david5310]

does maurice have the highest W/L ratio of them all?

[@Freedmoon44]

The Mysterious druid is up there too, both have attacks that deals absurdly high damage at range

[@SrakenKraken]

pretty sure sisyphean insurrectionist does just because of the oneshotting attack

[@ineophobe]

insurrectionist has a lot of funnies like a portable +mauriced, immunity to a lot of random attack types for some reason, and a bunch of health too

[@I_dontk]

​@@Freedmoon44 you are right

[@daenite2480]

Flesh Prison and Panopticon:

[@XxCringyKidxX]

Pinos after beating minos to death:
Prepare thyself🎶. Prepare thyself🎶. Prepare thyself🎶.

[@assasinfreeks_7706]

He’s using lore accurate JUDGEMENT i swear 🔥

[@pootisparadise3361]

the fact that a random floating rock called maurice killed the king of lust layer, minos who had been practicing to fight for thousands of years scares me

[@RostyslavZvientsov]

And that rock easily dies to an object

[@jaruleofficial5250]

Pinos vs Minos Prime was like one of those school fights where neither party can fight so it's awkwardly long and a little hard to watch

[@Funky-dude681]

what's the difference between Minos and pinos

[@ultimategamer2240]

​@@Funky-dude681one is taller

[@epicnightmare5600]

2:40 man crushed v2 then took a power nap what a guy

[@ValirValor]

I imagine his snores are just small “crush…crush…”
Or
“mmm.. judgement”

[@V1TheKillerRobot]

man crushed v2 quicker than speedrunners do

[@ploco282]

4:14 looks like an anime intro where the hero and the villain facing eachother in opposite direction 💀

[@Stolen_skeleton_tf2]

But the hero had braincells of a wet towel

[@Vlyg11]

​@@Stolen_skeleton_tf2 crush

[@MrSluFa]

@@Stolen_skeleton_tf2cuurush

[@Viewer-NaN]

crush

[@pyrogaming175]

crush

[@danioking5369]

I love how the requiem motif of Order begins at the exact moment that minos and pinos judgement each other at the same exact time

[@Greebsreal]

7:43
Pinos was like sacrificing himself for awaken the Minotaur

[@justwantaname.]

The first loss of the dreaded CANCEROUS RODENT
:Fear:

[@ineophobe]

I've seen this comment on like half of the videos I've done like this, cancerous rodent dies in at least half of them

[@davemiller638]

@@ineophobe Doesn't very cancerous rodent do that? I don't think I've seen the small rat die once before

[@ineophobe]

oh yeah the very cancerous rodent always dies but the normal cancerous rodent does die enough times for the "yoo first time cancerous rodent dies" comment to be on a lot of different videos

[@dummren]

2:55 truly a pinos mrime moment

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Did you know that Mr mime

[@highspy4045]

13:51
I like to think that C R U S H was Pinos’ trigger word

[@Marksman-Revolver]

Neuron activation

[@Local_Intruder]

Gabriel having an existansial crisis
Meanwhile Pinos: CRUSH! CRUSH! CRUSH! CRUSH! CRUSH! CRUSH!

[@Vector123]

2:46 he laid in that chill position

[@ineophobe]

pinos trying to do the v2 slide

[@Vector123]

@@ineophobe mf be mocking him

[@Tanyscolagreus_enjoyer]

2:45 pinos entered peter griffin knee pose

[@GreatOne-cj7gt]

Legend says, that no one in this video defeated Flesh Prison

[@Robocrab-td8dr]

Pinos is what happens when Minos decides he wants to do emotional damage to his enemies too

[@wholetthisguyontheinternet]

i dont know why but theres just something so funny about pinos mrime spamming "weak" against the corpse of king pinos while falling

[@Rayne_0712]

Pinos: prepare thyself.prepare thyself.prepare thyself
Minos prime:Aaaaaagh

[@Gr3yPh4ntom]

10:17 bro was trying his best 💀

[@xanosghoul]

Pinos was literally dancing through Levy’s attacks

[@rolexkaard134]

love the cinematic close-ups on their faces before the minos prime fight

[@brunobaltazarrv1515]

3:49 me when i am asked what is inside a month

[@SunshowerHeathcliffBeliever]

3:18

[@antoniopenna8677]

WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED

[@certifiedicecreamtruckmoment]

3:20
No poor peanos he done committed sewer slide :(

[@Stolen_skeleton_tf2]

We never will forget Peanuts Meeting

[@victor23samuel60]

2:53 bro dropkicked v2 straight to heaven
3:58 literally dropkicked gabriel in his skull

[@juicegirl2696]

if Minos didn’t bother talking to Gabriel things might have been real different

[@voiletoverdose]

7:28 "PREPARE THYSELF" 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[@AcrylicFox]

"THY END IS NOW" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@Lego_UIGoku]

“JUDGEMENT” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@baaaaaazzz]

“CRUSH!” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@AjPrime-w4g]

"WEAK"🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ashliewilcoxen2002]

“WEAK” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Alan-rh7fh]

Minos’s pinos is now alive

[@TheDeathskull37]

"How can this be?!"
"CRUSH!"

[@roflederinger]

at 2:48 pinos really started bing chilling after crushing v2

[@axelseven7]

6:30
POV:
You're my mom and me and my cousin are playing on the trampoline

[@triangulum8869]

12:14 He stood there and called gabriel weak before obliterating him with crush

[@Aisac_1]

as the strongest demon malicious face fought the fraud the king of the lust,He began to open his domain, pinos shrunk back in fear and malicious face said "stand proud pino, youre strong"

[@realghost04]

1:29 I think Pinos died from cancer

[@dhrumildave4221]

6:07 Truly a 'Judgement' moment
7:14 Truly a 'Crush' moment
13:51 Truly a synchronous 'Crush' moment

[@YourAverageTLAplayer]

1:26 The way he bullied him for getting killed in 1 milisecond

[@medved_7249]

4:05
DIE! DIE! ENOUGH! WEAK! WEAK! CRUSH! CRUSH! WhCRUSHat..? How CRUSH! this be? CRUSH! Bested CRUSH! this... CRUSH! thCRUSH! thinCRUSH!..? YouCRUSH! insigniCRUSH! FUCRUSH! THIS IS CRUSH! OVER! CRUSH! CRUSH! whuaCRUSH! May your woes be CRUSH! and..*dies*

[@InaudibleDisc]

The comment nobody knew we'd need. W man fr

[@medved_7249]

@@InaudibleDisc thanks ig

[@westerngidd]

I love how at 6:08 they start having a seizure for 64 milliseconds then go back to killing each other alongside 6:28 where pinus has a seizure on his own

[@ukaszanioowski9722]

2:54 - he drop kicked V2 into the fuckin wall

[@ValirValor]

That was some tragic anime side character’s death sh

[@Th3DankestMemer]

i think you should give pinos a second chance against his own parasitized corpse, with invisible walls added so he doesn't go over the edge

[@NothingThereLobCorp]

8:42 bro said “fuller auto” 🥵

[@coolfreakinface]

he thought the v2 fight was so easy that he just went to sleep after round 1

[@Pino73926]

“Bested.. by this thing?” The thing in question: “*_CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH, JUDGEMENT JUDGEMENT JUDGEMENT JUDGEMENT, WEEEAAAAKKKEEE, DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE, WEAK WEAK WEAK WEAK._*”

[@psychoblagger]

minos but his prime soul had the same forming process as Sisyphus’ soul ☠️

[@jetstreamsam4927]

Bro pinos was tryhardin against maurice dude😭
"Another day another victory for the ogs. Taking down the sweats"

[@Mechanicaldino19281]

I swear if he used “JUDGEMENT!” more than the “CRUSH!”, maurice would be obliterated.

[@ineophobe]

@Mechanicaldino19281 maurice is immune to both of those (unless it happens while maurice is shooting projectiles)

[@wafelkaaaa]

The corpse of king minos: ❌
The corpse of king pinos :✅

[@Ethan_Wong_]

Both sisyphus and Pinos saying ‘CRUSH’ at the same time had me rolling.

[@MrZxAlan]

I like how bosses either take no damage from crush and judgement or just insta deleted

[@trollsansofficial]

I love how his anatomy gets obliterated when he dies to maurice

[@MAZUKILL]

i felt like i was being lobotomized while watching this! thank you!

[@amprolikeyou7289]

bro was actually jumping 11:02

[@ambi_cc8464]

Maurice truly prepared thyself

[@evanbyrain]

i love how pinos activates after hearing crush

[@Void_walker99]

4:20 pinos took revenge

[@Vash-The-Stampede]

she CRUSH on my JUDGEMENT till i DIE

[@ChordsVC]

Pinos Heard Sisyphus saying crush and instantly resorted to violence cause he stole his line

[@Prism-z8j]

6:36
**Crush!**
**Crush!**
**Crush!**
**Crush!**
**Crush!**

[@Steeldart]

16:55
Benjiman: (cuts Pinos Mrime with burning lasers)
Pinos: "Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi."

[@Steeldart]

Edit: 15:55

[@LiamTheDrawn]

I love when pinos mrime always says "Weak."😊😊😊

[@DavidJMiller]

There's something funny about Minos just spamming his lines bro XD

[@acceleratorthememeboi]

Minos prime: Forgive me my children.
Pinos: Prepare thyself! Prepare thyself! Prepare thyself! Prepare thyself! Prepare thyself! Prepare thyself! Prepare thyself! Prepare thyself! Prepare thyself! Prepare thyself! Prepare thyself! Prepare thyself! Prepare thyself! Prepare thyself! Prepare thyself! Prepare thyself! Prepare thyself! Prepare thyself!

[@Minos_Prime..]

Oh bro, what is my distant cousin doing around these places?

[@agamatsus]

💀

[@antoniopenna8677]

Idk

[@blackburngaming8345]

The fact that Pinos fucking OBLITERATED V2's first fight TWICE and I only beat the first fight on STANDARD after 20 attempts and 30 health left

[@alanshifted7212]

6:08 ULTRA JUDGEMENT!

[@creatriby]

CCRUSH

[@baaaaaazzz]

perfectly synced with the music too lol

[@tigran010]

when he said "week"
i remembered that its been a whole week without me watching Kim Wexler's feet
Thank you forcmaking this videos they cured my feet kink ❤❤❤😊

[@ineophobe]

damn I need to call saul after reading this

[@okbuzzer1192]

im gonna touch you

[@lagrangeCh.]

​@@ineophobe You better
call saul

[@I_dontk]

You better call:
Druid the good knight and Owl the tax prime

[@halelolel]

​@@I_dontk your honor: League of Legends

[@idontknowwhyimmakimgthis4440]

5:29 pinos mrime commits self harm 😢😢😢

[@Cog-gearGaming]

Minos: for i have-
Pinos: PREPARE THYSELF, PREPARE THYSELF, PREPARE THYSELF

[@dripguyyy]

2:14
We all felt that harpoon to the pinos..

[@jasonstacy8806]

cant wait for pinos to fight the 8-3 secret boss rush room

[@civo4457]

1:15 micropinos

[@cmessymarvin4928]

Minos phrime

[@4upmoon]

It’s average

[@catifix_the_cat]

WEAK, WEAK, WEAK, WEAK, WEAK, WEAK, WEAK, WEA-

[@pacman09I712]

micropenis

[@RambunctiousTomfoolery]

That's what I have

[@Doctorbright981]

7:27 Minos Prime Died: Forgive My Children
Pinos: Prepare thyself prepare thyself prepare thyself prepare thyself prepare thyself prepare thyself prepare thyself

[@legohombrede]

0:25 pinos got high diffed by maurice

[@tiffanyd9198]

7:36 bro chanting “prepare thyself” is giving me war flashbacks