“Life without struggle is just existing” bro, I’d like to not need food water and sleep cuz then I can focus less on the world and more on my place of happiness: THE INTERNET!
5:17 So Car not only managed to kill Flesh Prison AND Minos Prime, but Sisyphus somehow managed to find him after he broke out of the Panopticon?? HOW OP IS HE???!!!
Dude the fucking ending almost made me cry ( My depression is so bad right now and I've been wanting to commit to say the least and that eending just got me. I needed to hear that shit even from a fictional character bro )
the last meme I was expecting some funny fight... then V1 started giving a speech and I was genuinely ready to tear up and just cry it out, needed that one during these hard times
7:29 V1: "OPEN THE DAMN DOOR" Me: "make me fatass urhur urhur" Me: *hears nothing* Me: "he must have given up" *hears clanking sounds* Me: *makes the most shocked face in the world of history* "oh God"
@@Zekethepotato ..Well, yes. Even if V3 is another.. *machine*, at least us together would be capable of.. destroying that useless GoPro made of SCRAP. Fun fact: I will destroy V3 later anyways.
I get the feeling you have iFunny, since many of these videos can be found there. If that's the case, then you may have used some of the memes I posted (stole). hmu bbg
@@commsmate oof, not gonna ask why, but if you have a discord account you can message me on my account Zekiboi23, and I can send you it; if not I can post a link to it for a download
Did not know that V1 would give such a fire speech at the end 🔥🔥🔥
It somehow cheered me up a bit after 133 restarts on standard Minos Prime👍
i’m still gonna sugarcoat it
𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚖𝚎
“Life without struggle is just existing” bro, I’d like to not need food water and sleep cuz then I can focus less on the world and more on my place of happiness: THE INTERNET!
@@craftingtales2790 true words od true man. Or not just man. Oof
you did NOT have to make me cry at the end there
but thank you. i really needed a good cry.
If you need it, you're welcome, you deserve happiness :D
@@Zekethepotato thank you so much for that, i rlly needed it
@@Zekethepotatothanks you.
@Zekethepotato
Who posted that video on reddit?
5:17 bro car just looking back makes me laugh so much💀💀💀
he is gonna die in 30 seconds
He's gonna be DESTROY!
@@redmadness265 THIS WILL HURT!
@@redmadness265He’s gonna be vaporized.
he's gonna [BE GONE!]
3:46 dang bro survived
Sun vs the Sun? I think the sun is gonna win this one
Uhhhh…hmmmmmmm…this a tough choice but I think the sun will win
@@ZekethepotatoAdding a “The” to literally anything either gives it incredible omnipotent powers or makes it sound like a prime sanctum.
@@CyberPrimeSanctum true
8:33 ok but why the hell is this so well drawn like congrats to whoever made that
i hate how it’s so well drawn
and yet I want to commission said artist
FR
4:11 bro is v1 ultrakill
1:41 bro... THIS IS PURE GOLD LOL
And it fits too LMAO
6:09 gabriel confirms women are objects??
It is the WILL of GOD 😮
All hell Nah
Yo ass tweakin jigsaw
Real
LESS THEN NOTHING A ERROR TO BE CORRECTED A IMPERFECTION TO BE CLEANSED
2:53 Damn Gabriel got them holy BARS
5:17
So Car not only managed to kill Flesh Prison AND Minos Prime, but Sisyphus somehow managed to find him after he broke out of the Panopticon?? HOW OP IS HE???!!!
Yes.
4:11 actual ultrakill gameplay
7:30 V2 HELP THIS MODEL V IS TRYING TO KILL ME
Car getting jump scared by Sisyphus was funny as fuck
Hmm so since sisyphus said that car had their hands stained with minos' blood that means that car had P ranked minos
dont u mean cat?
@@OhNoTheyHitThePentagon the cat is named car
No, he meant car@@OhNoTheyHitThePentagon
@@spoopykool oh, didn’t know
Funny scav pfp lol
1:21 Punishment for texting Serbian minor
1:35 dye! crush(the flower)! dye end is now
And thank you for the motivation at the end
0:00 Starting off strong I see…
Dude the fucking ending almost made me cry
( My depression is so bad right now and I've been wanting to commit to say the least and that eending just got me. I needed to hear that shit even from a fictional character bro )
I hope you are feeling better, or at least get the help you deserve. love yourself, even if you think nobody else Can
hope your feeling better, you can get through this!
Go gym
I never approved these.
My fault
I will jump you gabriel
@@Zekethepotatohe approved them while he was drunk
OH SHIT GUYS LOOK ITS GABERIEL ULTRAKILL
This post was not verified by an angel of god
0:39 I love this one xD
Filth is so menacing with hands
7:30 brun💀
Michael, don't leave me There M...Michael?, MICHAEL!!! HELP ME!!
V1: COME ON OPEN STUPID LEMON!!!
1:54 HELPP MINOS CALLING THE MINOTAUR UGLY IS SO IRONIC BCUZ IN MYTHOLOGY, THE MINOTAUR WAS MINOS’S SON HAHAH
UmM AkTuAlLy he was the son of Minos's wife and a bull
the last meme I was expecting some funny fight... then V1 started giving a speech and I was genuinely ready to tear up and just cry it out, needed that one during these hard times
4:23
Attempt 1:Wins off blanks
Attempt 2:Rages
Attempt 3:Uses super mushroom
Attempt 4:Thinking outside the box
Attempt 5:Team change
never thought John Ultrakill himself would make me so upset yet so happy
6:29 foolishness, foolishness 😂
"You shall die"
Thank you V1 i needed that
00:38 wait is that (insert random funy object)-
V1 (joyfully): Nope You're Wrong,
**Sulfuric Acid**!!! :3
2:52 Least chirstian Polish person (Gabriel) vs Most Christian American (The Femboy)
How to enrage Gabriel:
“Nya-“
THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO ME-
I hope gabriel will teach a femboy to become a civilized furry.
Where my coment?
5:18 made me (and car) die
0:39 "owo, fuel? 🥺" "YOU'RE WRONG... SULFURIC ACID!" ok bro 😭
7:29
V1: "OPEN THE DAMN DOOR"
Me: "make me fatass urhur urhur"
Me: *hears nothing*
Me: "he must have given up"
*hears clanking sounds*
Me: *makes the most shocked face in the world of history* "oh God"
AHH SHIT OH NAH SHIT
Sisyphus prime vs. Hydrogen bomb
An Visitor? Hmm... indeed I have slept long enou-
**NUCLEAR EXPLOSION**
@@Rofol46 YES! THATS IT
Hydrogen Prime vs. Sisyphus Bomb
Bro that speech at the end is so peak
7:18
wtf's with the VxV1 shit 😭😭😭
Honestly no clue, probably cos they both have V in their name
@@Zekethepotatoprobably
7:48 poor Maurice... He is getting bullied by every creature in ultrakill but he still tries to keep it all inside him😢
6:30 THEY COMBINED PEAK WITH A MID ASS SHOW🔥🗣️❗️💯🗣️🔥❗️💯🔥🔥❗️🗣️💯💯❗️🗣️🗣️❗️
4:23 jUst gonna pUt this here!
I feel like ive been motivated for atleast another two good months for school, thank you V1.
1:41 idk why but this is stuck in my brain forever
This is a mood
Motivational V1 is something nice to put in here
You know you’re fucked when a fucking fictional murder robot is more comforting than anyone you know 💀
5:18 Is this canon 🤔
Bro Minos saying he hates the Minotaur is so damn accurate to Greek mythology and I love it
2:02 "r/196"
now that is a name i have not heard of in a long time.
Love the V1 Speech at the end, made my day
glad to hear that
You didn't have to make me *Cry For The Weeper* at the end
i wasnt prepared for the end dude
gabreil calling the woman a "mere object" is umm
1:52 I thought bro was the dad of the -Minotaur- 😭
3:46
-I got a bomb
-I AM BOMB!!!
1:28 IT'S SO FREAKIN RIDICULOUSLY DUMB THAT'S IT HILARIOUS
"YOU DEFY THE LIGHT A MERE OBJECT!" (6:05)
1:41 why does that actually fit-
Gabe opening a can o' soup got me
The one at the end is Mirage POV
I expected FP to show up at the end, but either way that`s a good motivational speech.
The idksterling one is my favourite
The part of the roaches scare the living shit out of me. why their getting closer without damn fear?
01:22 this kid cant use his hands or smth, JUST PARRY IT
1:42 Yea this is a better one
I do think that V from murder drones and V1 from Ultrakill would at least get along.
The toilet respawn had me laughing a good bit
2:17 thought this daid Frenchness
*bliep* 500 hundred ultrakill memes
Xd v1 ultrakill and v murder drones moment xd
2:52 BE FUCKING NORMA-
READ THE BIBLE
Furry:Nyaa!~
Gabriel: THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN???
Fr though gotta send this to mah friend
I have in fact, approved these memes and checked by the REAL, HEAVENLY angels. (Although, some are dead already.)
Thanks Gabriel Ultrakill, is it true you're gonna team up with V3 and defeat V1?
@@Zekethepotato ..Well, yes. Even if V3 is another.. *machine*, at least us together would be capable of.. destroying that useless GoPro made of SCRAP.
Fun fact: I will destroy V3 later anyways.
@@GabrielUltrakill-0 *Plot twist* V3 is actually the mastermind and Gabriel Ultrakill and V1 has to team up to destroy him
Holy shit gabriel ultrakill
Dam v1 making me cry out here
7:30 NAH NOT V
3:34 which gmod map is this
7:51 ISTG DVN IS EVERYWHERE NO MATTER WHERE I GO PLEASE HELP 💀💀😭
Get jumpscared by 10 cloakers or shielders simulator.
9:36 vro got send to heaven 😭🙏💀😭😱😭🔥😭😏🙏🤑🙏
delectable memes, 9/10
10:08 cried
Ultracried there at the end
I get the feeling you have iFunny, since many of these videos can be found there. If that's the case, then you may have used some of the memes I posted (stole). hmu bbg
7:31 DOORS STUCK DOORS STUCK
I approve that i approved those memes,but i not know if gabriel approved those memes
Mate can you tell me that person who made that boykisser and Gabriel meme ?
www.reddit.com/r/Ultrakill/s/jHDe3mK6Y9
@@Zekethepotato thanks mate but one flaw Reddit banned me
@@commsmate oof, not gonna ask why, but if you have a discord account you can message me on my account Zekiboi23, and I can send you it; if not I can post a link to it for a download
@@Zekethepotato Well one day I was just gonna log in and the poof my account is banned I haven't even said any cursed words at all
@@commsmate that's crazy
2:59 nah im okay 👍
👍
This prison... To hold .. ME
0:00 wait, isn’t that robot German?
7:17 cropped what?
You don't wanna know dude.
7:17 okay someone needs to explain to me whats going on with this
7:17 and that kids is why if you are a character from a fictional universe you should never look yourself up.
Edit: 7:30 is that a real ship?
Yes, and kinda
0:15
0:39
3:50
5:17
8:07
Whats a mindflair
NO PURE INNOCENCE, DONT LOOK INTO IT-
Oh Gabriel..
Now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN! before the temples of man!...
Creature of steel... My gratitude upon thy for my freedom...
But the crimes thy kind have commited against humanity are NOT forgotten...
And thy punishment... Is DEATH!
It took too many takes for the end😅
5:20 what is this meme called?
car garn47
Music at 1:19? I dont believe ive heard it in Ultrakill
Oh shit it's in the Cyber Grind? Nevermind
There are still some sound tracks I haven't heard yet
It's the 1-2 music (for hades meme)
Idksterling lol 2:31
10:14 damn thank you homosexual gopro
owo??
fuel??
You're wrong Sulfuric acid!!
@@keoniawilliams2036 +ENRAGED mindflayer noises:
@@samuel-the-italian Ruh oh
Porl?
@@samuel-the-italianAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *explosion*
WHATS THE CATS NAME
IT LOOKS SO AUTISTIC
Its name is car. I'm deadass it's car
thanks for this pookie
I need the one at 9:41