Me and my siblings (we're all disabled) went to one of those cafes where the servers are deliberately rude as possible to you. The look of sheer panic on the server's face as we came in is something ill treasure forever
I had a close friend who used a wheelchair daily. She loved photography and would take pictures of people looking at her. Had a whole album of different people looking at her, all the different looks they made. She had a big flash too. She'd be lighting fast, just whip that camera up and *FLASH*. It was hilarious. 😂😢😟😞
Hmm...Let´s see. If he made fun of the guy he would be attacked for being a terrible person. If he had not made fun of him it would mean he is treating the guy as someone unable to take a joke, someone weaker than others you could say. Basically, either is bad.
@@johnsonken96 Conan was just telling him one of his fav bits from the show. It was a hilarious episode check it out. Conan O Brien Needs A Friend podcast.
This short skit is probably the one that NAILED how society really is. You are damned if you do, damned if you don't all while society judges both choices evry step of the way
This is the first one I saw from these two comedians, and I became addicted to searching for skits I haven't seen, yet, and I keep finding them. I don't know how they came up with so many.
@@Jayfive276 lmao dude the only reason yall see me now is literally because of the checkmark near my name, I've been commenting since 2006 just to show my support for stuff and you can go to my favorites playlist and see that lmao Was never bothered before but now that I have a following everyone just sees me, If I like somethin Ill comment and show my support nothin stops that, gotta problem merry xmas, dont have to comment bruh xD
@@sabrinanbelle Jada: "I'm going out into the world proudly showing my bald head. Nothing can bring me down!" Chris: "G.I. Jane 2" Jada: "😢I thought I could take it, but I can't! 😭"
***** well sorry to hear that, but I wasn't making fun of people that are burned or anything like that, just the way Peele played it and Key reacted was priceless
![Jordan Peele [FULL EPISODE] | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/g_4DkifyiXw/mqdefault.jpg)
lmao he coulda cried silently but he purposely put the mic to his throat so everyone could hear
Lol 😂
@Dr_ Sykov drama and theatrics
😂😂🤣🤣
Yeah, the burned guy is a terrible person lol.
Are you a bot?
I would've said something like "My man looks like you've been roasted one too many times."
LMAO
Lol perfect
lol
😂😂😂😂
Damn burned literally speaking
Moral of the story is: if it feels like a trap, don’t do it.
I really wish I've remembered that today.
Rodney Jean Baptiste no ones perfect bro
@@sweetbabyrodney I really wonder what happened that day
I follow that advice with every snapchat request when I'm asked to add them.
Exactly🤣
Me and my siblings (we're all disabled) went to one of those cafes where the servers are deliberately rude as possible to you. The look of sheer panic on the server's face as we came in is something ill treasure forever
You're terrible! And I love it!
OKAY NOW THAT'S EVIL
I had a close friend who used a wheelchair daily. She loved photography and would take pictures of people looking at her. Had a whole album of different people looking at her, all the different looks they made. She had a big flash too. She'd be lighting fast, just whip that camera up and *FLASH*. It was hilarious. 😂😢😟😞
@@Big_Not_Good she sounds fantastic 💕
@@dlobelow760😇😇😇
There really is no good way to act in this situation
No, there isn't lmao
Could talk about himself instead. Or mayb not make jokes about other people's downfalls.
Hmm...Let´s see. If he made fun of the guy he would be attacked for being a terrible person. If he had not made fun of him it would mean he is treating the guy as someone unable to take a joke, someone weaker than others you could say. Basically, either is bad.
both are true
Simple: make fun of the fact that you dont wanna make fun of him, brutal honesty in cringe situations always seems to work
“Make fun of the burns”
Thank you ma’am for illuminating him.
Humiliating*
@@challelalle small b r a i n
@@IllaDillaJ what?
@@IllaDillaJ I think your brain is small. The illumination was akin to a fire.
@@RassionellMaddman agree
“It’s in support of breast cancer awareness, I am gay though.” LMAOOOOO
there is no escape from that one lol
"I am gay though. Go for it." Kills me every time :D
lmao, suffers from every burden
@JOVAN SANCHEZ shut up
Same
Who is back watching this because of the Conan interview?
Yup 😂
What did they say in the interview?
@@johnsonken96 Conan was just telling him one of his fav bits from the show. It was a hilarious episode check it out.
Conan O Brien Needs A Friend podcast.
ahhhahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhh
@@johnsonken96Conan was talking about how relatable that sketch is to many comedians, and was quoting it (complete with his losing-it laugh)
"Do me" - Sorry sir you are already well done.
Over done.
good one
very well done.
hahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂
Best line..."I thought I could take it, but I can't!" LOL 😂😂
😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😂
Fucking GOLDEN
Hahahaha
The tears....they burn... lol
🤣🤣
That Krueger line was brilliantly funny.
Chris Ray Gun It was poor.
GentleGoat In the meta level of the sketch, it was genius. From the point of view of the characters, it was pitiful.
Chris Ray Gun I would've laughed IRL, I cannot lie.
darth Vader would be better
UFHoee Yes. But it wasn't good enough. It was feeble. That's why it was funny.
The Freddy Kruger joke was actually perfect! He made a joke on his burns and still made him look badass
“I *would* roast you, but it looks like someone beat me to it.”
dude, sick burn
Yeah, he did, about 4 years ago with that comment. Booyah.
You beat me to the comment by 4 months
@@chegadesuade yeah exactly this dude is an attention seeker. Fuck you! Fucking plagiarist!
Not bad
lol when he was crying @3:04 i thought he was laughing and laughed with him, then i felt guilty when i realized he was crying.
3:04 btw
Me too.
I thought so too my son.
@@JesusChrist-sq8qw lol ok darth
At any point during this unhealthy ass emotional roller-coaster, did u realize its fake? lol
The Freddy one was actually pretty damn good
ikr
I nearly died 😂😂
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 🤖
Yeah, i know right 😂😂😂
I would’ve just called him darth Vader and moved on
That fkn robot cry “🤖😭 I thought I could but I can’t” gets me every time
The tears
They burns
Make fun of the burns 🤖
😂
I was sure he was laughing
I thought the burned guy was laughing.
+madcat789 me2 :)
same
Yup! Same here!
+madcat789 Ooooh you're sooo insensible, how can say that about someone who went through so many disgraces! :O
Lol
Me too! That would've actually made the skit even funnier!! 😂
"I thought I could, but I can't."
This is just genius.
geoffrobinson i literally died when he said that
What's so funny about that line
geoffrobinson the 1000th like
Oh well
Heidenriech Rick and Morty levels of iq
"I thought I could, but I caaaaan't" - me, after asking my friends to roast me
Mooood
@Hendomania dont worry im calling emergency services
-Michael Scott
So glad this is the first one Conan thinks of.
I also came from the Conan episode 😂
@@nadirbaitsaleem7270I too*
To Comedy geniuses on that podcast! Great episode
Had to revisit this after the podcasts too. 😭
This short skit is probably the one that NAILED how society really is. You are damned if you do, damned if you don't all while society judges both choices evry step of the way
Nailed is a good word
You understand this on such a deep level
LOL like that bully...
@@marcelinomartinez2845 lmfaoooo
for me this is a message of where political correctness has no place in comedy
When he's asking you to roast him but somebody already beat you to it.
OOOH
He just couldn't one-up nature.
you win the internet. Here's the W
This is why i love the internet
THIS
As a Burn Survivor, myself I would never visit a club, like this. But I do have to admit, this was funny, I was crying and laughing 😅🤣😂
he got Buuurned... twice 😀
well, happy u survived mate
Did it hurt to cry ?
@@cholodesanfe87 I'm Pretty Sure It Did- Tears have Salt in It
can you really see a stand-up going after it though?
You are loved...
“I thought I could take it but I can’t” gets me every time 😂
😂 fr
“How do we even know if he’s crying right now?”😂😂‼️‼️
@KellyAnn McGregor I shat on your face, sorry!
I know I’m late but you guys are really arguing over a fake skit.
(Robot voice)The tears......they burn.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
True hes just saying ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
“I thought I could burn you but apparently someone already beat me to it”
Exactly what I thought he was going to say lol
Lmaooo
Well played sir...well played.
this was a really good one
Kill em
“The tears...they burn” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I can't tell if you're laughing or crying right now.
He didn't have to use the voice box for crying but he wanted to make the crying audible.
The fact that your last name is Krueger, tho lol. Awesome
"THE TEARS...THEY BURN!"
That feels like a golden age Simpsons line.
Reminds of the robot that caught fire: 🔥 🤖 🔥 Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?! 🔥 🤖 🔥
The goggles, they do nothing!
“My eyes! The goggles do nothing!”
you know what IT DOES. which would explain why Conan ( and me ) love this one
love the silence and then "make fun of the burns"
I thought he was laughing...3:03
LMAO
Same
Same
I knew he was sobbing because the closed captions told me.
🤣
Right
"Its in support of breast cancer awareness"
*I am gay though*
@giveagoodsong WTF?
@@polkadot5593 they're pretty obviously joking
@@polkadot5593 It was a joke lol
Gay thats always funny
Vinny Prada shoga wewe kumamaako
This is the first one I saw from these two comedians, and I became addicted to searching for skits I haven't seen, yet, and I keep finding them. I don't know how they came up with so many.
"Thanks so much ma'am for illuminating him"
😂😂😂😂😂
LonghornsLegend 😂😂😂
i only liked to make it 420
After she did that, i knew now that everyone was giving him the finger that night
Fav part
I lost it at that part😂😂
Never trust Jordan Peele's character to not stab you in the back.
FACTS
Your back has these nuts on your chin.
@@carlwalker9635 vince. you gotta stop.
@@thedodsonful you gotta stop these nuts on your chin
@@yamilad.555 You mean CONSEQUENCES!
"Make fun of the robot voice..." And his sounds of him crying/weeping got me.
Who’s watching this after that Peele interview on Conan O’Brien’s podcast?
That ole TH-cam algorithm will getcha
I confess. I am. I hadn’t come across this sketch, but heard about it on Conan’s podcast. 🥸
I lost it when he said "Make fun of the burns."
omggg, me too 😂😂😂
Ms too I was dead on the floor
That was the best part!
what did you lose, your keys? 🤣
Dude's crying sounded like the Reapers from Mass Effect.
Einomies He'll still give us a better ending than the original one.
Lol, he’s indoctrinated the crowd.
Lmao you goin to hell XD
Einomies How the heck does he sound like a reaper?
When I watched this for the first time i thought that was his laugh for like 10 seconds. LOL
When he put the mic up to his neck and started to sob it sounded like the beginning of another bad Transformer film.
No
Aaron McPhearson Holy shit dude! ROFL!!! xD
I'm dieded
+Aaron McPhearson (obiwanhomie) You mean a Transformer movie?
J Rod film, movie, and flick all mean the same thing
"This is my PaAaAaAaAaaaain medication~"
hahaha best part for me
of f**** course it is
That line killed me too. 🤣
That man said “ ahhhhhhhhh “ with the robot voice. I was done 😂😂😂
Same
Auto Chris me too
don't know if I want to laugh or feel discomfort
Sounded like daft punk intro or some shit
@@Hastur.in.yellow hahahahahahahH
LOL! “The tears - they buuuuurn!!” Gold, Jerry...gold!
Banya is that you?
I'm killing jerry!, Killing!
So when are we going to get that lunch?
searched this comment to like it :D
@@nystagmus just remember soup is not a meal so it doesn’t count
This will never not break me 😂😂😭
When the anime working out black guy is watching comedy
When the anime working out black guy is finding popular and trending videos to whore himself out on in the comments.
@@Jayfive276 lmao dude the only reason yall see me now is literally because of the checkmark near my name, I've been commenting since 2006 just to show my support for stuff and you can go to my favorites playlist and see that lmao Was never bothered before but now that I have a following everyone just sees me, If I like somethin Ill comment and show my support nothin stops that, gotta problem merry xmas, dont have to comment bruh xD
@@Jayfive276 get ur dumbass out of here, ur jealous salt is too obvious
Oh hey you’re the guy who danced to Let it Go in an empty movie theater during Frozen!
It's funny how much he asks the comedian to make fun of him, and yet he ruins any attempt at a joke to be made 😂
In comedy circles they call that person "the hole".
Thanks captain obvious
1:49 This is my *paaaaaain* medication 😂😂😩
More like
"This is my *Paaaaeeeiiiiin* medication"
F*ck... over course it is lol
bruh I was CTFU at that💀💀💀
What is the machine used again?
_Victoria 🤣🤣🤣
“How do we even know if he’s crying right now?”
i can knw it frm the subtitles hahaha
👎booo
It's just an electronic sound
"I thought I coulllllllld but I can'tttttttt🤖😿"😂😂🤣
That's what she said.
😂😂😂😂
I laughed hard 😂
The way he slowly moved the microphone to his neck before the crying is just .... comedic perfection.
"w-who's talking right now?" LOL
Fallout I love your vids man! Keep it up!
Fallout I love your vids man! keep it up!
Didn't Know Fallout watched Kay and Peele!
The look of avoidance in his face 😳…….😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂
I love your ups man, keep it video!
Homie has been roasted enough already..
Az HP Good god that has me dying.
I'm dead
Lmao
+Az HP Good one!
+Az HP omf, don't know whether to cry or laugh!
2:56 The shot of Peele slowly raising the voice box to cry is as equally hilarious as the crying.
Exactly!
This is the pinnaclevof this skit
Absolutely left me for dead
This might be their best and worst skit ever. I've been crying for 10 minutes laughing uncontrollably
do the tears burn?
For me, it starts with the lady shining her phone on him... and I can't keep it together after that.
I just discovered this team. I've watched about 12 youtubes with them. I'm glad I had a normal introduction. I was ready for this. Absolute brillance!
oh god when the burned guy started crying i lost it! lmao
hahaha lmfao me tooo!!!!!
sounds like a transformer lol
same
ahhhh
I really didn't wanna laugh cause i felt bad too but I just couldn't hold it
When he started robo-crying, I DIED💀
robo-crying lmao
Robo crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂 like this comment 😂😂😂😂😂
@@cateyes2103 I was almost ashamed off saying that
best part
Robo crying I’m deeeaaadddd😂🤣
"It's in support of breast cancer awareness. I am gay though." XD
On the Conan Obrien podcast this sketch was mentioned, and man I had to come back and watch this one again
God this has to be in the top 5 best skits they’ve ever done
Cody McCollum I second this. I’ve been laughing for 30 minutes straight 😂😂
Agreed
I thought he was laughing at first
Same! Lol
We don’t know that he’s not!
Me too lmao
Same
@@lot24 it sounds like an electronic sound 😂😂
i lost it when he went “AAAAAAA” LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
💀
Are you laughing your fucking ass off off off off off off off off off off off?
@@michelleobama3013 LMFAOOO IM FUCKING DONE
Bruce Searle yes I am
Benjamin Cox I don’t think I’m talking to you
We all find ourselves uniting to appreciate how key and peele was way ahead of their time😂
They just copied the Chappelle show lol
Was just guna say this lol ^
Influenced is not the same as copied.. There is a difference
No one did sketch comedy shows before Chappelle lol
@@pondzischeme6430In Living Color was a sketch comedy show and legendary?
“He said he could take it!”
“I thought I could, but I can’t. AAAAAAA!”
Bruh im still 🤣🤣🤣🤣
As soon as he looked at the man and passed over him, I couldn't keep myself from laughing.
Plu to YESSS I died through the whole thing
Dimitri Machado It was so funny! 🤣
i died just at the way he looked at him it had me crying
This skit has cracked me up for years, always feel so guilty for laughing.
MsCasstastic I KNOW RIGHT?!
🤖 "You skipped meeeee" 🤣😂😂
I was fuckin dying! Lol!
“I can take it” 🤖
This skit hits different after the Will Smith slap controversy. 😂
Exact comment I was looking for 😂
I came looking for this skit just to laugh 😂😂😂 again
Exactly. I feel like this moment has new found meaning and relevance.
@@sabrinanbelle
Jada: "I'm going out into the world proudly showing my bald head. Nothing can bring me down!"
Chris: "G.I. Jane 2"
Jada: "😢I thought I could take it, but I can't! 😭"
EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS
At first I thought that he wad trying to laugh
Q the G.O.A.T Same
but he wadn't
jbb hah... wadn't.
Q the G.O.A.T WAS*
Q the G.O.A.T a
The Kid from "US" all growned up. 😱
His name is pluto
Notademocrat who the burn victim guy or the comedian?
Ok.
Chill
Ahh no spoilers
🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖 aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh...... aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... The tears they burn.....
james strong 😂😂😂😂
“How do we know if hes really crying though” 😂 😂 😂
"the tears ... THEY BURN" hahahahaha. genius writing, and perfect performances.
When he saw the burn victim and just froze ahahahaha
This is one of the most clever comedy sketches I've ever seen.
"thanks so much for illuminating him ma'am" 😂😂😂😂😂
She did it with such eagerness😂😂😂
This is my PAAAAAAAAAIN medication
@@lot24 almost took me right out 😂😂😂
lmao
Thank you Key and Peele for this Gem. Also shout out to Conan O'Brien for mentioning in his podcast his haha
hahaha oh my god. "make fun of the burns" haha wtf
That's where I died lol
+Ashley Campbell same
I fell out when he said something about breast cancer awareness " but I'm gay tho"
LLLOOLLL the tears, they burn
lolololololol
Jose Olivares M
Jose Olivares
omg, lmao
Haha love the Freddy Krueger joke
Musicrecords10 im hella weak rn
Ih c'mon
That shit was funny
Musicrecords10 o
It was classic
Time flies so quickly. My first K&P video, and It's already 9 years old
"This is my paiiiin medication." Lmfao
Of fucking course it is
“Look sir there is nothing funny about you being in a wheel chair “
“Oh hold, but there is something funny about me being fat ?”😭😭😭😭
enrique castillo yes
Yeah cuz you did that to yourself
is not like that dude had a fetish for burning himself... and crippling himself...
but he is gay though, so Anal is free game.
enrique castillo fat by choice, but being in a wheelchair isn't, I should know I'm both, and one was more choice than force
Uh yeah because that fat is on you oh Damn!!
Who needs to be roasted when they already are?
😂
Lol
OH. SNAP.
Damnnnnnnnmmmn
Damn too soon 😂
“My PaAaAiNn Medication” and “Make fun of my BuUrRnSs” are my favorite lines.
I must say. The way you wrote those words PERFECTLY describes the electric voice!
LMFAO they can literally play anyone "Make fun of the burns" 😂😂😩
***** well sorry to hear that, but I wasn't making fun of people that are burned or anything like that, just the way Peele played it and Key reacted was priceless
***** GG
***** well played 👏
Rayan Hariri Didn't you bother to look at his picture aha
***** cool story bro!
*make fun of the robot voice*
*make fun of the burns*
*make fun of the wheeeelchairrrrrr*
It’s for breast cancer awareness
I am gay tho
Hotel trivago
1:44
"...we alcoholic much?"
"This is my painnnnnnnn medication."
That delivery had me rolling 😂
I randomly thought of the way he said "paaaaaaiiiinnnnn" and I had to come back and watch 🤣
watched this a million times!! the crying robot voice and clenching his hand!!!🤣🤣🤣
LMFAO "how do we even know if he is crying right now!" I thought he was laughing first time i saw this
XDDD Same.
Lol me too, that was a crying noise?
I love how his voice trembles when he says "Freddy Krueger's face was burned off."
Why did he want him to offend him? Clearly he was burned enough already...
OOh dang Hahahahahahahahaha
Mike Adder ...bruh...lol
Mike Adder one ticket to hell
Mike Adder aaaannnnd Ya burnt already lol
Mike Adder You should be the one on stage lol
Paul Walter Hauser has really come a long way. From fat guy in a K&P sketch to headlining the Richard Jewell movie.
"Make fun of the burns"
That part got me weak
Guitarfollower22 I was crying....
I mean he still went pretty light. My go to was that he looks like a half melted chocolate bar grew legs
But unfortunately for the poor chocolate bar the legs would be useless cause he's in a wheelchair
Jesus Christ man 😂😂
"Your burns are gnarly, cover your face with a sweater, your lips look like two melted Twix smashed together"
Mine: I’d roast you, but you’re already *well* overcooked
Hiii
Seems like...someone couldn't take the burn....ok, ok. i go know now :(
BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Conan’s podcast brought me here 😂😂😂
I think you would have been funny if he avoided the whole situation by saying no need to make fun of you you've already been roasted
hahahahahahahahahah you going to hell bro. damnnnnn!!!!!!!
LMAO
Jaw drop for this comment lmao
I love how so many easily-offendable people went to go see an insult comic.
Salacious T ikr 😂
I love how so many easily offended people are in this comment section
You guys do realize it's sketch?
LOL no they dont.. People today are so stupid they dont know about sketches or fake pranks/ fake giving money to bums etc.
Selem Bradly I can't tell if you're trolling or if you're stupid?
I love how he just tells him "make fun of the burns" 🤣🤣🤣
0:52 two balloons
"i just didn't go after this guy cuz i didin't want him to kill me in my dreams.... like freddy Krueger " LMAOOOO
*Krueger.
Nicholas Richards you spelt the same thing tho
He edited his post, obviously.
Previously, he'd spelt it "cougar" or something.
Freddy Cougar, really, nigga...?
plitas Freddy's back... as an attractive 40-something year old woman looking for love. (I mean, ...they might as well at this point) lol
"oh but there's something funny about me being fat"
Buddy, there's a difference between being a paraplegic and being fat. Atleast one can be removed.
Indeed. Legs can be removed.
@@akselevensen2763 no! Not what I meant, I mean you can remove weight! But you can't exactly lose a wheelchair since you can't walk😅
you can remove them both if you know where to hide the bodies
Lucidic Dreams multiple things were already removed
that's offensive to all fat lards out there. i sugest you appologize
I literally started dying when he turned away from the women phone
He was getting her to put the light on the burns.
Spit Fireking hahahahaha yea from that point on I was on the floor
Who else is here after Conan's interview of Peele? He was right!