Key & Peele - Sexy Vampires

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  • @vegapunk6985
    @vegapunk6985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6916

    The victim girl is an amazing actress! So pitiable

    • @valeriew4833
      @valeriew4833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Lol pitiful

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @Valerie W Pitiable is correct as well.😊

    • @Alovatololo
      @Alovatololo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      That's just a random college student after they look at their debt.

    • @signity5540
      @signity5540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Alovatololo I'm feeli.. Feeling woozy 😨

    • @dimryts4614
      @dimryts4614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      666 likes wahhahahahaha

  • @yumiyukii4310
    @yumiyukii4310 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15828

    "If we gonna eat, then let's eat. Damn."
    Me at a family reunion.

  • @thescoundrel793
    @thescoundrel793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15604

    “I only got bit so I can live forever and see future cars!” That is now the only legitimate reason to become a vampire.

    • @noahh.4484
      @noahh.4484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      you said now twice in that sentence, it looks ridiculous!

    • @thescoundrel793
      @thescoundrel793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      skuntt skuntt SHIT

    • @deadlysilent7120
      @deadlysilent7120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      My man Got his priorities straight

    • @hindsightpov4218
      @hindsightpov4218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That and also so you don’t get all wrinkly and decrepit from age.

    • @thescoundrel793
      @thescoundrel793 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HindsightPOV Nope.

  • @MichaelHolmgaard
    @MichaelHolmgaard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3465

    Key & Peel should appear in "What we do in the Shadows" as these characters

    • @keenaza
      @keenaza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      YES YES

    • @thanhdinh2971
      @thanhdinh2971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Damn it i was thinking about it the whole time

    • @Deuteromis
      @Deuteromis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Time to email bomb the creator

    • @freeshabazz8033
      @freeshabazz8033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Word

    • @freeshabazz8033
      @freeshabazz8033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or a Spinoff

  • @faithboy12
    @faithboy12 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8722

    That blonde girl is either a damn good actress, or they pulled some random girl of the street and put her with these people, cos she looks genuinely scared.

    • @VicInCommentSection
      @VicInCommentSection 6 ปีที่แล้ว +925

      I honestly felt uncomfortable for her.

    • @drillosophy1012
      @drillosophy1012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +492

      Right, it was too real for a comedy.

    • @MsDariel83
      @MsDariel83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      It's their hot ass stinky breath is why she looks genuinely mortified

    • @unahp.3751
      @unahp.3751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yesss! Lmao

    • @1636276
      @1636276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Easy. My husband would pretend hes a vampire and I get scared shit less and start kicking him away from me. Just imagination guys not acting.

  • @dyr234
    @dyr234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12205

    the fact he got bit and still kept his inner gangsta is priceless.

    • @matttheamerican3766
      @matttheamerican3766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      Holysmoke96 he’s just black. He’s not a “gangster”

    • @dyr234
      @dyr234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      i meant his inner self maintained the same....@@matttheamerican3766

    • @GamerPony
      @GamerPony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      A true Brujah

    • @rcloud5271
      @rcloud5271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      well of course. you dont automatically turn into a goth over sexualized person when bitten...kinda of the point of the video

    • @sundigest1121
      @sundigest1121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@matttheamerican3766 he's both

  • @vexxama
    @vexxama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2677

    I just love the idea of someone very practical becoming a vampire and not giving into hedonism. Just carrying on as normal without dying

    • @Interstellar_Traveler
      @Interstellar_Traveler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      so Keanu Reeves

    • @Dremons7
      @Dremons7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Hard to live a normal life when you can't see sunlight

    • @miriamweller812
      @miriamweller812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@Dremons7 Pretty sure many peopel wouldn't have that much of a problem with that part.

    • @burntcandle_daoist
      @burntcandle_daoist ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Dremons no one banned the nightlife tho

    • @Suchwerewolf
      @Suchwerewolf ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You’re describing the vampire dad from twilight

  • @spiralphoenix9839
    @spiralphoenix9839 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    I like how the normal person they were gonna eat was just chilling at the house afterwards

    • @EliParker28
      @EliParker28 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      She got turned, which is priceless

  • @jenniferwebb5954
    @jenniferwebb5954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2742

    "I got bit on purpose so I can live foreverandseefuture cars" -genius

    • @josephsannicolas8223
      @josephsannicolas8223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      shit if your gonna live forever might as well for a good reason

    • @eyelandss
      @eyelandss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I lived forever to get rid of the Joestar bloodline but I'm glad I at least get all the blood I need - Dio

    • @jobrotelis6664
      @jobrotelis6664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You won’t see many future cars when you are a vampire because you can’t go outside when the sun is up

    • @marius498
      @marius498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jobrotelis6664 Depends on what myth or franchise you base the vampire on ;)

    • @tinamoul
      @tinamoul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jobrotelis6664 First off what that other guy said, depends on what vampire lore you're going with. And last I checked cars still work at night.

  • @lamborger
    @lamborger 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3666

    "Girl, for real, you need to get your hands up off me before I fuck you up."

    • @lamborger
      @lamborger 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ilija Milutin No worries, bruh, I think he was just trying to build the sexual tension.

    • @linaas.9872
      @linaas.9872 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bruh I'm done😂😂

    • @Gavinlong45
      @Gavinlong45 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      you fucker

    • @childrenoftherez
      @childrenoftherez 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Lol "shit is nasty, creepy as fuck."

    • @jurgenwindcaller4
      @jurgenwindcaller4 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheBlessedPotato potatoes have dicks ? wtf @_@

  • @nafkar89
    @nafkar89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4419

    I would watch a full series based on this

    • @deadweight7334
      @deadweight7334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      The chill vampire diaries

    • @mariagherman5421
      @mariagherman5421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      What we do in the shadows

    • @fallendevonish1869
      @fallendevonish1869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@mariagherman5421 thats not hip hop vampires though

    • @MoroccanRose85
      @MoroccanRose85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

    • @FerociousPaul
      @FerociousPaul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@mariagherman5421 yup, basically if what we do in the shadows was about black americans

  • @sarakennedy1592
    @sarakennedy1592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2025

    Jordan's gut sticking out while everyone was so sexy had me laughing so hard.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Lies again? Blood DNA USD SGD

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Thanks for making me feel subconscious about my gut

  • @gissellegonzalez5760
    @gissellegonzalez5760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3392

    "And this song has been playing for like 2 years and it SUCKS"
    I died 😂😂

    • @Absolutely_puck_fakestine
      @Absolutely_puck_fakestine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm replying so you can see your likes. Was such a bright idea to copy paste that,

    • @GuppiAttack
      @GuppiAttack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Is that Milana Vayntrub?

    • @livestreamIRA
      @livestreamIRA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GuppiAttack I thought the same thing. I think it is!

    • @sunnybunny5227
      @sunnybunny5227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Every retail place ever. 😭

    • @ajc1482
      @ajc1482 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only legitimate reaction to Justin Bieber

  • @5050TM
    @5050TM 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6030

    "This is such bullshit you guys." -When your friends aren't into Goth anymore.

    • @lunayoshi
      @lunayoshi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I don't know why it's only just now occurring to me that someone might outgrow Goth culture. Hmm.

    • @ANT96-x8d
      @ANT96-x8d 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lead vampire:Bring in the newest members of our family. (Female vampire accidently brings in the Frog Brothers from The Lost Boys) Edger:Good night,bloodsuckers! Alan:First come,first staked!

    • @davidgooding810
      @davidgooding810 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Right? LOL! ". . . and are you two EVEN lesbians?" (poseurs look like kids busted doing something wrong) "Actually . . . I have a boyfriend." This sketch is underrated - K is great here.

    • @skellymom
      @skellymom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Actually, this is more Emo than Goth. I am an Elder Goth and stayed with the subculture for years. Was NEVER like this. I am more like Neil Gaiman's Death character: upbeat and happy with a dark/sarcastic sense of humor. Those that take the subculture and themselves too seriously either don't stay or drive everyone else absolutely "batty" (and tend not to make/keep friends)...because they act so elitist.

    • @5050TM
      @5050TM 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ZombieMommy I'm goth as well. I was simply joking lol. I agree with your sentiments. :-)

  • @Ms9mmBeretta
    @Ms9mmBeretta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1324

    I love how the guy's "normalness" kept breaking up the fantasy.
    And I love that line 'This song has been playing for 2 yrs and it sucks!'

  • @havocchaos0371
    @havocchaos0371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    The fresh Prince of Transylvania😂😂😂😂

    • @y00nkitty
      @y00nkitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jeez right 🤣

    • @ramonjordan8054
      @ramonjordan8054 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I whistled for a cab and when it came near the driver couldn’t see his reflection in the mirror

    • @Kinokisings
      @Kinokisings 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ramonjordan8054gold

  • @dahliaquiles5337
    @dahliaquiles5337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10760

    This is so accurate! lol I always wonder why everything sexual with vampires lol

    • @ITheIM7IOmegaI
      @ITheIM7IOmegaI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1279

      It's because the original Dracula novel by Bram stoker had themes of sexuality where the female vampires were seductive and sexual while the untouched female characters were pure and maternal.

    • @denisobrien1582
      @denisobrien1582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The M7 Omega m

    • @beansbeanie163
      @beansbeanie163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I thought twiglight started it

    • @TajimaMunenori
      @TajimaMunenori 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      Lots of Freudian stuff about puncturing a sensitive part of the human body and sharing fluids

    • @DrEgonCholakian
      @DrEgonCholakian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      I wish we just got a historically accurate movie about Vlad Dracul the defender of Walliachia knight of the order of the dragon scourge of the Ottoman Empire impaler of khabab

  • @phoqueme
    @phoqueme 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1592

    "No wonder y'all hungry all the time" hahaha its ridiculous how they waste so much blood on the chin

    • @phoqueme
      @phoqueme 9 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      "Its not even that funny"... hahahahah

    • @bloodyrose1985
      @bloodyrose1985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yea. I honestly don’t think one human could feed 9 vampires since they usually drain their victims to death

    • @LilRedRasta
      @LilRedRasta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      deez nuts were wasting so much blood on your chin.

  • @four-twenty4205
    @four-twenty4205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2741

    Nipple play for private time, we talked about this like 20 minutes ago girl 😂

    • @TheGentlePuck
      @TheGentlePuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I was wondering if anyone else caught that lmaoooo

    • @jeetskeet8162
      @jeetskeet8162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh when

    • @jeetskeet8162
      @jeetskeet8162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Disregard that i was only halfway through

  • @dragonheart8706
    @dragonheart8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    I actually kinda like this song... But if I heard it for two years straight, I'm sure I'd lose my ever-loving vampire mind. 😆

    • @entertainmentvds8181
      @entertainmentvds8181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What is the name of this song

    • @jpo1804
      @jpo1804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @redvixo
      @redvixo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@entertainmentvds8181 th-cam.com/video/qbKDZ_Z49EA/w-d-xo.htmlsi=cFRwz8MGD-tNjAyc

  • @RollersPostulate
    @RollersPostulate 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4703

    "I got bit so I could live forever and see future cars."
    That is the exact reason I want to be immortal lmfao. That and so I can witness the cyberpunk future.

    • @sekroz896
      @sekroz896 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ***** Wasn't the cyberpunk future back in the early 2000's? I mean the people who though that up in the 80's, that would be the future for them. But it already happened in Japan and Europe back in the early 2000's. hmm.

    • @RollersPostulate
      @RollersPostulate 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Will Homan
      Nah, everyone is just a bunch of tools.

    • @chindo
      @chindo 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a bit rich

    • @Undecided_
      @Undecided_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Will Homan Wait i thought cyberpunk future was during the industrial revolution

    • @sekroz896
      @sekroz896 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uncrowned No that is wrong.

  • @SharpVCN
    @SharpVCN 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8587

    "I got bit up so I can see future cars" XD

    • @JEMurl
      @JEMurl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      I got bit up so i could watch ALL the Marvel movies!!!

    • @mizuhara7660
      @mizuhara7660 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I would get bit so I could play future games

    • @yaqeenahbrim5388
      @yaqeenahbrim5388 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      +Kijuan Johnson I would get bit just to listen to future.

    • @lumberjack674
      @lumberjack674 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I got bit up so that I can see sunrise and sunset a million times!!!!

    • @thodao8971
      @thodao8971 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noah Vining )272$$2

  • @degiguess
    @degiguess 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6343

    this must have been really awkward to film

    • @DJDeezyThaTruth
      @DJDeezyThaTruth 9 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Skel etor --Piff :D who dont like dress-up and being silly

    • @justinn99
      @justinn99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      +DJDeezy ThaTruth And licking each other.

    • @okbutwhytho5589
      @okbutwhytho5589 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ikr

    • @bryanadkins6776
      @bryanadkins6776 8 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      +Zaphod “Memelord” Beeblebrox the kinda sketch that ends with the director saying "Uh, cut, I guess" and then the filming crew goes home and just feels weird and they spend the rest of the day sitting at a table and staring off into the middle distance.

    • @sj1122334455
      @sj1122334455 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Zaphod “Memelord” Beeblebrox I believe you have forgot your towel, you're screwed now

  • @ozlemashimiyamoto1403
    @ozlemashimiyamoto1403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    4:07 see that? That's attention to detail, didn't off her when they feast, so she turned and is now with them. Neat

    • @PrutteHans
      @PrutteHans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Thinking about it, if they kept doing that, wouldn't they just keep ending up with more and more mouths to feed? They'd have to kill some of them, or have the ability to bite someone and not infect.

    • @andrewlance3898
      @andrewlance3898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@PrutteHans In most vampire stories, a vampire has to drain a victim to death and then feed the victim some of the vampire's blood. The 'one bite and you turn' method is usually reserved for werewolves and zombies

    • @Linosek279
      @Linosek279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kinda looks more like a thrall.
      But I don’t know enough about vampire logic to be certain

    • @ozlemashimiyamoto1403
      @ozlemashimiyamoto1403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Linosek279 what's a thrall..?

    • @Linosek279
      @Linosek279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @ozlemashi Miamoto
      Someone enslaved to a vampire via some sort of magic/ mindfuckery.

  • @allthingsfascinating
    @allthingsfascinating 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4440

    I'm just wearing what I got bit in - hahahahahahahahaha!

    • @deniseharvey5038
      @deniseharvey5038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sparkleblaster
      @sparkleblaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're welcome for making it 666 likes

    • @SadFemboy
      @SadFemboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @RANDI BRADLEY I'm also trying to figure that out, like that's the only part I didn't think was a joke

    • @robynthebank919
      @robynthebank919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SadFemboy tone & delivery. Don't over think it

    • @jeffmusyoka1876
      @jeffmusyoka1876 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @olebagofbones3268
    @olebagofbones3268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1835

    They look like rebellious teens who just watched the vampire diaries

    • @Pearg0ld
      @Pearg0ld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No that's just my mom

    • @babysharkcrew1905
      @babysharkcrew1905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dead ☠️

    • @ComputerDude2600
      @ComputerDude2600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean yeah, that's what its parodying...

    • @atomiczombie1099
      @atomiczombie1099 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chickenstrips Goop lmao

    • @danboi52
      @danboi52 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Pearg0ldthat is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen

  • @tonibauer2949
    @tonibauer2949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5014

    73 year old lady here, laying in bed squealing with laughter at 7:00 am.

    • @abdib5446
      @abdib5446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Toni Bauer 😂😂

    • @greatcesari
      @greatcesari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      Spending your time wisely, no denying that haha.

    • @RI.........
      @RI......... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      You my friend,are living the good life.
      Good morning 😊

    • @marcj0426
      @marcj0426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      never too old to enjoy Key and Peele

    • @bahaar2825
      @bahaar2825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😄😄😄😄

  • @BlackDaffodils
    @BlackDaffodils 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    This was hands down my favorite Key & Peele skit 😂😂😂 "Opheliaaaa, bring the new blood" that line had me in a chokehold back in the day 😂

    • @marietighe6328
      @marietighe6328 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I know. And then Tyrell walks in 😂😂😂

    • @withexpectancy5818
      @withexpectancy5818 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same🙂!!

  • @billvolk4236
    @billvolk4236 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1910

    "I got bit on purpose so I could live forever and see future cars!"

    • @dark3rthanshadows
      @dark3rthanshadows 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Bill Volk super flying dope lamborghinis

    • @jaypola4100
      @jaypola4100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bill Volk we all watched it...

    • @billvolk4236
      @billvolk4236 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And now we're bonding over it.

    • @NAWTPROF
      @NAWTPROF 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bill Volk Don't you have people in real life to bond with?

    • @billvolk4236
      @billvolk4236 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I do that too, but according to your logic you don't have people in real life to bond with, so you have my condolences.

  • @oksurehaha9800
    @oksurehaha9800 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1032

    "I got bit on purpose so i could live forever and see future cars" that is Genius XD

  • @Lilly-rr7xl
    @Lilly-rr7xl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    The blonde was a good actress.

    • @summershell36
      @summershell36 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I think she's Olivia Snow Norman? I'm not sure though. But this girl *really* looks like her.
      Edit: This is definitely Olivia Norman. She's credited for this on IMDB.

    • @martinfawzi292
      @martinfawzi292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      R S I don't usually say this but she's cute though 😅

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      spacetownjams where'd you get that pfp of Melanie?

    • @publicenemy1405
      @publicenemy1405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She's cute as hell too.

  • @jackwimmer2249
    @jackwimmer2249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I just love how they're not even biting her, just breathing heavily and sticking their tongues out!! LOL!!!

  • @jslim8842
    @jslim8842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1657

    His name ain't even Tristan 😂😂😂

    • @F21ry_aw9
      @F21ry_aw9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CRACKBONE7317 bruh 🤣

    • @vinuri97
      @vinuri97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      has the same energy as “they don’t even have dental” from shrek

    • @ruarkgould8851
      @ruarkgould8851 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Delivery was perfect 😂😂😂

  • @ifunanyaakanonu3478
    @ifunanyaakanonu3478 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2001

    "If we gone eat, then let's eat", that's what I say when the prayer before the meal taking too long.

    • @kiarajay4504
      @kiarajay4504 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂

    • @stephenmckee3235
      @stephenmckee3235 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Amen to that

    • @trey7882
      @trey7882 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      No we must honor the lord

    • @lidlid7815
      @lidlid7815 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not when your starving.

    • @John_McDonnell
      @John_McDonnell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Fuck the lord, he ain't pay for my Jumbo Jack combo meal.

  • @iamandrew2467
    @iamandrew2467 6 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    "girl you better get your hands up off me before I **** you up"

    • @azexy21
      @azexy21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      ...that shit is nasty .creepy as fuck
      YOU’VE BEEN TOUCHING MY NIPPLE FOR 15 MINUTES

    • @CallMeWesly
      @CallMeWesly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "All the [bleep] y'all is doin up in here. This is straight-up gratuitous."

  • @wowamber5107
    @wowamber5107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    The fact that Jordan became a successful horror director it's crazy, he's so versatile

    • @dropkickirish4449
      @dropkickirish4449 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me too. 😊

    • @wowamber5107
      @wowamber5107 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dropkickirish4449 who

  • @UnPhayzable
    @UnPhayzable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2496

    "This a mansion there's gotta be other rooms for you to do that shit"😂

    • @jortuspelatus7364
      @jortuspelatus7364 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *YOU. ARE. EVERYWHERE.*

    • @anonymouspigeon8907
      @anonymouspigeon8907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      “Are you even lesbians??” *girl shakes her head*

    • @LilDroov
      @LilDroov 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      my god

    • @Vinotintoabroadfan
      @Vinotintoabroadfan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah, we saw the video. You don't have to write it.

    • @Christian-tt4ri
      @Christian-tt4ri 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Miguel Reyes then scroll past then dumbass nobody has a gun to your head making you read this shit and why even comment on it are you really that sad and lonely

  • @ChainsawChody
    @ChainsawChody 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3249

    If the fresh prince of bel air was a vampire.

    • @zicogyal5634
      @zicogyal5634 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Exactly!

    • @sadex5905
      @sadex5905 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @logidag7513
      @logidag7513 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it T.I. was a vampire

    • @sierraalice8072
      @sierraalice8072 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Qwerty Bastard In a casket is where I spent most of my days

    • @davidgooding810
      @davidgooding810 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ha! Right? I was thinking the same thing . . . "K is workin' some early Will Smith HARD! . . . "

  • @alotofthings22
    @alotofthings22 10 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    That feeding scene must have been so awkward to film, especially so for the blonde girl.

    • @tammiwhami
      @tammiwhami 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      the ever dumb derp. it is called Acting! They were all hired...to act. Dumb Derp.

    • @taylor0000027
      @taylor0000027 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg I'm dying from the stupidity of the top comment I wish I was in that"awkward" situation lolol

    • @MLGFaZeHaZeFTW
      @MLGFaZeHaZeFTW 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      taylor0000027 amen. XD

    • @hugolalumiere9992
      @hugolalumiere9992 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kudos to her for acting the part well, actually. :)

    • @damiennewman1992
      @damiennewman1992 9 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      ***** No kidding it's acting dipshit. Doesn't mean it's not awkward for them. Like where the fuck did you find that logic?

  • @ChurryBom
    @ChurryBom ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This show never ceases to amaze me with just how brilliant it is
    The CREATIVITY is so high

    • @BrotherInGod77777
      @BrotherInGod77777 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Definitely one of my favorite skits of their's

  • @kerrymoore8998
    @kerrymoore8998 8 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    Love that part when he said " I will fuck you up, you've been touching my nipples for 15 minutes..." true black vampires.

  • @Jerz
    @Jerz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2615

    'His name ain't even Tristan' LMAO

  • @SlumLordMK
    @SlumLordMK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1241

    2:35 “Did any of that, actually get in yo mouf.” 💀

    • @unymitsu
      @unymitsu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tell me why i reached this comment as soon as he said this lmfao

    • @editornoob4606
      @editornoob4606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But like, seriously tho, why they so messy?👀

  • @clarkifyOG
    @clarkifyOG ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "These O negatives taste like pennies" seems pretty accurate for being an O- type.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I would assume O- would taste the best as its the best blood type anyway. Not only does it make you more resilient to heart attacks it also the only blood you can donate to anyone.

    • @DrLytch
      @DrLytch 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I understand why you'd think that but in reality you'd be better off with a Diabetic type B . It's more commonly available and it's much sweeter. Unless your looking for more nutrients and less metallic tasting, in that case go with a type A fresh from the sweatest blood drive you can find.

    • @kristasparks33
      @kristasparks33 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm 0 positive and mine is like gold 😂😂

  • @GregStallion
    @GregStallion 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1286

    "His name ain't even Tristin". LOL

    • @safaaclermont1560
      @safaaclermont1560 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Christopher Quinn Tristan

    • @cyberguroo
      @cyberguroo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lot of people seem to have missed this awesome pun. ...his name isn't even interesting!

    • @bigmick5978
      @bigmick5978 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      cyberguroo nah there’s no pun and if there was it would be shit

  • @joshkaid
    @joshkaid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    "I just got bit on purpose so I could live forever and see future cars." I fucking lost it.

  • @mikefm4
    @mikefm4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    My wife and I say “ Opheliaaaaa” constantly for no reason and it confuses people

  • @butterflyintherain9851
    @butterflyintherain9851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I can't get enough of that OphEliAaaA bring the new blood and that vampire acting part.. so ON POINT

  • @toddbitsilly9478
    @toddbitsilly9478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1203

    This o negative tastes like pennies

    • @Eruerucamicaminono
      @Eruerucamicaminono 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I thought she said "panties" (you know like, menstruation and shit)

    • @FuraFaolox
      @FuraFaolox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Peter Steele would laugh at that

    • @firstlast4610
      @firstlast4610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Feet smack the ground
      *I SMEEEEEL OH NEGATVE!!!*
      *Distant screaming

    • @justas423
      @justas423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Blood has iron in it.

    • @fftinag2
      @fftinag2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No sugar protein on the surface of O- so it should be bland like pennies

  • @aurelmatthews4164
    @aurelmatthews4164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1439

    "And this song has been playing for like two years and it sucks"
    Oh hey, Key and Peele predicted despacito

  • @yahtoray3
    @yahtoray3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Seriously, you got to get your hands off me before I f*&k you up!" Lmfao. Boi, if I saw some shit like this in the movies, I would've died lol.

  • @TheStrikeofGod
    @TheStrikeofGod 9 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    "touchin my nipple for 15 minutes"
    I fuckin died xD

    • @Dontincludeme
      @Dontincludeme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +The Ultra-Gamer "Nipple play is for private time. We talked about it."

    • @FearChar
      @FearChar 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ULTRA STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!!!

    • @InBedGamer
      @InBedGamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same brony!

    • @TheStrikeofGod
      @TheStrikeofGod 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** If you are trying to imply that I should die, I can only assume it's because you are butthurt over my profile picture.
      And if it isn't I'm sorry, but I always assume it is.

    • @dasaritorrence-walker5009
      @dasaritorrence-walker5009 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      rainbow fairy

  • @yungdoenewcali4943
    @yungdoenewcali4943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    "Yall all licking touching and hissing damn if we gone eat than lets eats" 😂😂😂😂

  • @unahp.3751
    @unahp.3751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    "Spread the meat" Lmaoooo! I'm so done.

    • @jfv9518
      @jfv9518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @souelle151
      @souelle151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pun intended

    • @theoriginaltour2892
      @theoriginaltour2892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I so love that part"Olivia spread the meat"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sergeyromanov2116
      @sergeyromanov2116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      666 likes

  • @EngineNo5
    @EngineNo5 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Literally the vampires in the Blade movies😭😭

  • @mitchh3092
    @mitchh3092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    I absolutely love Vampire: The Masquerade and I love this stupid neo-gothic aesthetic, and that makes me love this sketch even more.

    • @BlueFireZ88
      @BlueFireZ88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Sexy Vamps: Toreador
      Homie: Brujah

    • @IsaacWatson
      @IsaacWatson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I was wondering if someone would mention Vampire: The Masquerade, because that music was TOTALLY Vampire: The Masquerade style! haha

    • @babaspector
      @babaspector ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IsaacWatson 2 years later, but i was searching for this comment

    • @5050TM
      @5050TM ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's exactly what this always reminds me of. Love that game ❤

    • @juanledezma8907
      @juanledezma8907 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Toreador vs brujah neonate

  • @grizzakaduke2331
    @grizzakaduke2331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    "The first night of your new....what are wearing here??" Lmao🤣🤣🤣

  • @thomasanderson9235
    @thomasanderson9235 10 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    That's what I imagined modern vampires would be like. Living with modern comfort, none of that hissing, goth and stuff

    • @chromesthesia
      @chromesthesia 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I admit i would do both. Have a big screen tv and play depeche mode while wearing victorian men's suits and drinking people at metalconcerts

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It depends on how "modern" the vampires actually are. You can expect ancient vampires to have equally ancient tastes.

  • @AntitheistHuman
    @AntitheistHuman ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I extremely love how they both match in every-single costume, wig, makeup, whatever, totally a new character and a new person lol

  • @dchia29
    @dchia29 9 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    "Seriously girl you gota get your hands off me before i f#cks you up" literally had be on the floor lol

    • @Enkabard
      @Enkabard 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xD that was so f*ckin hillarious!

    • @Chordscratch
      @Chordscratch 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      This killed me.

    • @jbmp1390
      @jbmp1390 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      that part always gets me

    • @xbox360guy19
      @xbox360guy19 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      dx Wolf "Been touching my nipples for 15 minutes, just nasty!"

    • @Joini50
      @Joini50 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      dx Wolf Been touching my nipple for 15 god damn minutes xD

  • @Redem10
    @Redem10 11 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Seriously one girl for a feast? they are like 9 people in the room, that's like like trying to make a buffett out of one plate.

    • @dayjman25
      @dayjman25 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Haha, yeah I think they tried to incorporate that fact as part of the parody

    • @ZombieDragQueen
      @ZombieDragQueen 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *****
      It's because they don't believe in it. Que Reservoir Dogs "I don't believe in tips" scene.

    • @Hauptseite
      @Hauptseite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @C caymer
      Vampires aren't eating the meat though, they're drinking the blood.

    • @Shendue
      @Shendue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, guess they are broke vampires.

    • @bloodyrose1985
      @bloodyrose1985 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The human body has about 9-12 pints blood. That’s about 4,500-5700 mL. Usually the average woman have about 9 pints.
      But yea...that would be exactly that-given most vampires drink their victims blood until they die from hypovolemia. No wonder they’re hungry

  • @jynxui1943
    @jynxui1943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    It's a lot more hilarious the way the background music stops when he starts complaining. xD

  • @asecretchannel4135
    @asecretchannel4135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Part of me feels like Peele makes up these characters and sketches just to be able to flaunt a fabulous-looking manicure.

  • @livedeliciously
    @livedeliciously 10 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "I got bit on purpose so I could live forever and see Future Cars."

    • @vividDC
      @vividDC 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *THE TRUTH ABOUT LIFE AND DEATH... YOU CAN KNOW IT*
      Read the first 3 pages of 'The Present' @ TruthContest(^)Com
      _This will change your life..._

    • @Ecliptor.
      @Ecliptor. 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Xavier Moutoux Seems legit.

  • @lancevance6346
    @lancevance6346 6 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    "Are you two even leuhsbians?"

    • @Str6y
      @Str6y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lesbians *

    • @user-ru5fw4ht1r
      @user-ru5fw4ht1r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Str6y he wrote it that way because the way he said it if you keep on acting like that you finna get r/wooosh

    • @Str6y
      @Str6y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-ru5fw4ht1r thanks for the clarafacation dawg

    • @user-ru5fw4ht1r
      @user-ru5fw4ht1r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Str6y you're welcome

    • @billlaw267
      @billlaw267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stray r/wooosh

  • @Dontmess550
    @Dontmess550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    "Did any of that actually get in your mouth. No wonder ya all hungry all da time." 😀😂

  • @guinnevereschronicles2225
    @guinnevereschronicles2225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Finally, someone had the (immortal) guts to address the fact that most vampires and their feedings are being portrayed as sexual, and it’s totally ridiculous and desperate and corny

  • @jnicolebean2468
    @jnicolebean2468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    I'm glad I'm not the only person who would be rockin' sweat pants for eternity.

    • @chromesthesia
      @chromesthesia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'd wear sweat pants and a Victorian suit. mix it up

    • @theungreatkahli
      @theungreatkahli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hooping shorts and an ascot for me.

    • @eduardo42897
      @eduardo42897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Commando for eternity?

    • @kioko_chanuwu7627
      @kioko_chanuwu7627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .

    • @kanhaiya1825
      @kanhaiya1825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Man i wore sweatpants and a hoddie for an award show
      When I was getting an award

  • @vriskaserket8058
    @vriskaserket8058 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I wasnt sure about this comedy group at first. Now I am sold.

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I watch they're show all the time on tv! You'll LOVE them!

  • @Treyworld
    @Treyworld 9 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    It always makes me giggle when Key says "Seriously, y'all live in a damn mansion! There gotta be some other place you can do that shit! I mean are you two even lesbians!?"

  • @cakredi4132
    @cakredi4132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Moral of the Story:
    If you're in a vampire coven that's belong to a straight-to-video Queen of the Damned sequel,
    *never invite a hypebeast guest.*

    • @danielwong5378
      @danielwong5378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't get the "Hypebeast" things that pertains to this video. He's actually going against the trend. Do you even know what the definition of "Hypebeast" is???

  • @LilMissWampyre
    @LilMissWampyre 7 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    this skit reminds me of the movie What We Do in The Shadows. If you haven't seen it and you like comedies, please do. one of my favorite Vampire movies

    • @jnicolebean2468
      @jnicolebean2468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "When you are eating a sandwich you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it."
      -Vladislav

    • @sithotaku
      @sithotaku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I keep saying I am gonna watch it and forget!

    • @vetmom79
      @vetmom79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "poskety"...lol

    • @heatherjo989
      @heatherjo989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Luuuv that movie 😎👿
      Hilarious. Aced the meaning of "dark comedy". The 2nd one they made.. Widows was gnar too!♡

    • @1987MartinT
      @1987MartinT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my God! That movie is amazing!

  • @niabrown3952
    @niabrown3952 9 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "I got bit so I can live forever and see future cars."

  • @kuroashi078
    @kuroashi078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    i just started watching them today like 6 videos already and sure thing, they are ridiculously flexible actors...they can be anyone...totally Genius!!!

  • @8thhousealchemist600
    @8thhousealchemist600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That girl acted her heart out lol. She looked like she was thinking of dead puppies to get those results LOL.

  • @beatrizvaldes2839
    @beatrizvaldes2839 8 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    this song has been playing for two years and it sucks!!!
    lmao😂😂

    • @iceman4311
      @iceman4311 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beatriz Valdes i wonder what the song is

    • @amandaaguilar7441
      @amandaaguilar7441 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao 😂😂😂

    • @ihvojd
      @ihvojd 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was a great fourth wall breaker for me

    • @hmmhmm7283
      @hmmhmm7283 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does anyone the actress' name??

    • @polkablues
      @polkablues 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Milana Vayntrub

  • @Spectrumpicture
    @Spectrumpicture 8 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Is it just me or do the cussing bleeps make it funnier than the words?

    • @Gumbier_Than
      @Gumbier_Than 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Spectrumpicture Yes! Finally somebody agrees!

    • @rickyray2794
      @rickyray2794 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I agree

    • @matshbocks
      @matshbocks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spectrumpicture agreed

    • @natek3852
      @natek3852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Disagree

    • @yungpo9853
      @yungpo9853 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      NateK Shut the bleep up! You ridiculous looking bleep!!!

  • @TheSimpleJoysofEverydayThings
    @TheSimpleJoysofEverydayThings 8 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I think the best part of this skit is the fresh meat girl. She looks so scared and maintains it the whole time it's awesome

  • @orangescalefishy1258
    @orangescalefishy1258 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    That blonde girl looked genuinely terrified to be there

  • @trurio6471
    @trurio6471 8 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    llf Peele stomach just hanging out😂💀

  • @lunayoshi
    @lunayoshi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    4:19 LOL, their victim not only stuck around for the party, she wound up _practicing acoustic guitar with some guy in a red shirt._ I'm dying I can't even

    • @yuppieNL
      @yuppieNL 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lunayoshi z

    • @fighterck6241
      @fighterck6241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's probably a vampire now since they never killed her.

  • @missshar1256
    @missshar1256 8 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    SPREAD THE MEAT!!!

  • @dCa991
    @dCa991 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:44 That half-hearted hiss at the end gets me every single time

  • @okiii.
    @okiii. 9 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    "touching my nipple for 15 minutes"
    LOL

    • @eitrothyr2786
      @eitrothyr2786 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Girl, Seriously, Men, You gotta get your hands off me before I fucked you up. shit's nasty, creepy af" I've probably repeated that segment 5 times by now lmao

    • @josephburleigh9766
      @josephburleigh9766 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Manuel Chaland

    • @Yovry
      @Yovry 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Manuel Chaland that was the best part XD

  • @skellymom
    @skellymom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Lead vampire...the one Emo kid in the group.

  • @madmadameminx
    @madmadameminx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    If we gon eat, then let's eat. Damn.

  • @Prozach24
    @Prozach24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "I got bit on purpose so I can live forever see future cars" is the best reason I've heard to become immortal

  • @lulubeloo
    @lulubeloo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    i reinstalled Bloodlines immediately after seeing this

    • @JEMurl
      @JEMurl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep, course you did.

    • @lulubeloo
      @lulubeloo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      finished it twice since then, lol

    • @a7xmshadows19
      @a7xmshadows19 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +lulubeloo what clan are you? I'm a gangerl

    • @lulubeloo
      @lulubeloo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      a7xmshadows19 Malkavian was the most fun. Recently played with Nosferatu and it does feel like a different game in some parts. This is truly an amazing RPG and it aged quite well.

    • @ewaldwannenburg9908
      @ewaldwannenburg9908 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He dressed like a Gangrel :P

  • @jase4010
    @jase4010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    If will smith wanted to be a vampire

  • @UserDude
    @UserDude 11 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    best thing i've ever heard: 3:06 "Girl seriously man, you gotta get your hands off before i fuck you up". LMFAO!!!!

  • @IAMBEOWLF
    @IAMBEOWLF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Kudos on the "feast" girl she kept it together actually seemed scared

  • @captainvulcan3908
    @captainvulcan3908 10 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Tyrell's gotta point-- several of them. The man is deconstructing the vampire phenomena in a good way.
    Stephanie Meyer, eat yer heart out.

  • @A86
    @A86 11 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Thank God someone finally pointed this out. This has been a stupid trend about vampires for the past 20 years or so, starting with that Dracula movie starring Gary Oldman. Since then things like Twilight, True Blood and now that "Dracula" series on TV seem obsessed with trying to make vampires seem like walking sex machines that ooze sex out of everything they do. Now vampires have been turned into fanfiction material for lonely girls instead of being the terrifying monsters they're supposed to be.

    • @A86
      @A86 11 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      dou jin - Unfortunately you're probably right. Even though the "Blade" movies had a touch of that trend too (trying to turn vampires into sexy models) they still made vampires ferocious, intimidating and off-putting enough to still be taken seriously as a threat. I also like the "Hellsing" anime because even though it kind of fused vampire lore with DBZ and Trigun-like action/logic it largely remained true to the spirit of vampire lore. The vampires came off like fucking monsters you wouldn't want to meet in real life. Not pretty-boy Ralph Lauren/Tommy Hilfiger model rejects with fangs and frosted, spiked hair in softcore porn or women who look like call girls. Vampires should make the audience think, "Holy shit, I wouldn't want to meet these creatures outside of a bad dream", not "Oh I wish Edward Cullen were real so he would bite me with his sexy lips! Squee!!1"

    • @tsuba14
      @tsuba14 11 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      yes and no. vampires (in the novels) always carried the innuendo of sexual predator. but i agree, it's carried away now, all subtlety is lost. all the patent leather crap, sunglasses, etc. from Underworld (a la Matrix) has become tacky.

    • @A86
      @A86 11 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      tsuba14 - True. Blood-sucking was always meant to be a reference to parasitism and Satanic influence (Abrahamic religions view willful consumption of blood as unclean and/or sinful or related to demonic influence) with sexual undertones. It was partially a metaphor for incubi or succubi draining vitality, sexual energy and life energy from people. But you're right that the subtlety has been lost in most vampire media nowadays has turned into softcorn porn with wannabe models wearing fake fangs and tight, sexualized clothing. Now blood-sucking is portrayed as an erotic fetish rather than a horrifying perversion of intimacy. It used to be conveyed in such a way that it was supposed to make the viewer kind of feel like they're watching a rape or an apex predator slaughtering hapless prey.

    • @NerdySabbath
      @NerdySabbath 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      dou jin Shiki & Hellsing are the bees knees!

    • @Eliott1L2T
      @Eliott1L2T 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Chill out, even in the classic Dracula by Bram Stoker (1897, yeah, that old), Female vampires were voluptuous and acted sexual with Dracula. It's even implied that they bang the main character, who's trapped in Dracula's castle.

  • @emilysanders8839
    @emilysanders8839 10 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    His name ain't even Tristan...

  • @Coffmanantics
    @Coffmanantics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The blonde girl didn’t even have to act, people hissing around you would be genuinely terrifying

  • @foxycreole1128
    @foxycreole1128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I screamed as soon as he said "why everything has to be sexual" because it's so damn true lmaooo

  • @hyperxx99
    @hyperxx99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    "Spread the meat!!!"

    • @nadir1378
      @nadir1378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Doug Life 😂

  • @yELoHQ
    @yELoHQ 11 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    He reminds me of Will Smith the Fresh Prince... if he got bitten LOLLLLL.

  • @okvngel
    @okvngel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is how I imagine originals, vampire diaries and twilight is like.

  • @ElPerverto6
    @ElPerverto6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Oh my God. Key and Peele actually deconstructed the vampire tropes. And it's fucking awesome!