The post about grampa eating paint because he thought it was yogurt made me laugh the first time then I spent too much time thinking on it and realized how distressing mental deterioration is
Chemtrail atheist ants that bite people and turn them gay was a concept I surely didn't think I'd learn today, let alone in a kwite video of all places
@@The_Hunta62 Technically but it doesn't matter. They're different colors there because the nectar they're eating has been dyed different colors, not because of whatever that guy was rambling about.
I'm just imagining that the urinal is actually some kind of golem that breaks out of the wall and forms the other urinals into giant hands, turning into half of the bosses that Nintendo made.
there is technically a limit to how big a lobster can get, i’m guessing about 5 and a half feet before all types of nutrition become too inefficient to create the energy needed to grow more shell before it’s next molt, which is usually how smaller lobsters die of old age in the wild
the become lethargic and never have enough energy to move and get more food, because all of their calories are going towards building a bigger shell to molt into
@@MythicMachina Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe they have all existed for longer than a month? They weren't suddenly introduced during pride month?
@@CR1MSONACE Regieleki and Regidrago were introduced in 2019. The original trio are from 2006. Regigigas was added in Platinum. So there's a dozen or so years where no new Regis were introduced.
what self respecting timestamp commenter would choose the obvious one you have to be of a higher intellectual standing to understand boulder in elevator..
10:18 yes. mostly before the 2000s, everyone went crazy over gorillas. random comics would have gorillas on the cover even if the comic didn't feature any gorillas just because they sold better. it was clickbait before the internet
Yeah, the problem with even smaller monkeys is that they are VERY agile. In addition to being strong for their size. Always keep in mind these critters climb all day and you sit all day.
03:04 Ooh, I like this one. I first saw it on r/suddenlygay, which is perhaps my favourite subreddit to watch curated content of, because it makes me feel more confident about myself.
7:10 one must imagine him ecstatically overjoyed to be just done rolling that rock. 7:55 the Republican one looks like the Newman guy from MAD magazine. 8:10 neat, man-made horrors from the deep! Also: square-cube law.
speaking of optional boss fights, if you take the gold from Charon in Hades then you get a secret fight against him that looks sick as hell. i accidentally pressed the r button and proceeded to have the ferry man ferry my balls to another dimension.
The post about grampa eating paint because he thought it was yogurt made me laugh the first time then I spent too much time thinking on it and realized how distressing mental deterioration is
Same :(
Wow.
He took the Lead Paint Stare a little too seriously
oh :(
I heard he passed too it’s so sad
Chemtrail atheist ants that bite people and turn them gay was a concept I surely didn't think I'd learn today, let alone in a kwite video of all places
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
If I get bit do I lose attraction to women or find men twice as hot?
Kwite is actually the first place I would expect to find out about that
Btw those ants are honeypot ants the reason there different colors is because they drank different dyed dew
Chronically enraged by cult members that think every living being has knowledge of and love of their death god
the best part about the ants article (~5:30) is that those arent even fire ants, those are honeypot ants
Can those bite humans?
@@The_Hunta62 Technically but it doesn't matter. They're different colors there because the nectar they're eating has been dyed different colors, not because of whatever that guy was rambling about.
Lol
@VengenaceIsThyLawCool, but why did you have a heart attack when I translate?
I'm just imagining that the urinal is actually some kind of golem that breaks out of the wall and forms the other urinals into giant hands, turning into half of the bosses that Nintendo made.
there is technically a limit to how big a lobster can get, i’m guessing about 5 and a half feet before all types of nutrition become too inefficient to create the energy needed to grow more shell before it’s next molt, which is usually how smaller lobsters die of old age in the wild
the become lethargic and never have enough energy to move and get more food, because all of their calories are going towards building a bigger shell to molt into
@@crimson2209 But what if you feed the lobster with IV bags?
Don't forget that levithan sizes are big as in whales big, they aint getting near a baby whale with the lobster im afraid
2:16
Didn't expect a Phantom Blood reference, but I'll take what I can get.
I cannot be this chronically online
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__shut up dude there’s to many of these
Same lmao
Is this the new "first"? C'mon now
Dude it was funny the first time now it's just irritating
7:09 Don't touch that rock Bucciarati!
1:23 he did not just say RegiRICE 💀
And he forgot Regigigas, Regieleki and Regidraco.
@@CR1MSONACE No he didn't. He was talking about the Regis that we had BEFORE those three came out
@@MythicMachina Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe they have all existed for longer than a month? They weren't suddenly introduced during pride month?
@@CR1MSONACE Regieleki and Regidrago were introduced in 2019. The original trio are from 2006. Regigigas was added in Platinum. So there's a dozen or so years where no new Regis were introduced.
@@CR1MSONACE Niko pfp detected, deploying respect.
"28 seconds ago" I'm losing my grip on reality
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Shut up
P-__
@@p-__ how tf have you not been flagged yet?
Hello losing my grip on reality, im Dad
@@CharayedBBQbecause its not being racist, but thats like shooting a jaywalker and saying i wasnt commiting a crime because they were a criminal
1:05 OH THAT'S REGITUBE, A FRIEND OF MINE DID THAT ONE POPULAR 1G STYLE FANART
Nice
i literally use this reddit as a motivator for some of my character designs cause some of these are genuinely really great ideas 😭
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Bruh thanks for the tip? I think?
8:38 "fine ill do it myself" 😂😂😂
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@VengenaceIsThyLaw tf does that even mean?
@@FRIDGE_PIGEON Don't engage with spammers. Just report them and move on with your life.
7:09 jojo reference
AND WE ARENT CALLING OUT THE HAMON FROG?!
so was 2:16
what self respecting timestamp commenter would choose the obvious one
you have to be of a higher intellectual standing to understand boulder in elevator..
@@doorknob7420 these stones are truly rolling
The guy who found that rock better have ran.
8:18 the fact that this actually makes sense kind of scares me 😂
7:13 THAT'S NOT THE A visitor? hmm... indeed ROCK, THAT'S AN ENEMY STAND
@VengenaceIsThyLawwhy
It's rolling stones!
Ah... A the rarely seen JoJo's/Ultrakill meme. Exquisite.
I'm so brainrotted that I when I saw the boulder in the elevator I went "JoJo's reference!" someone send help
With the frog, that's 2 possible references.
7:09 OH FUCK ITS ROLLING STONES WE NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
7:53 the two most handsome British men
7:03 "Stound angry"
Oppenheimer irl spawn point 💀
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__I'm in love with you, P
10:29 "i am the great mighty poo,and im going to throw my sh¡t at you"
0:02 this is literally Mr. Hat from Shovel Knight
4:31 SPECIAL INTEREST MENTION 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Kwite vids hit hard at like midnight almost
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
It’s 5:46PM rn
2:15 and 7:08 are proof that Kwite hasn't watched JoJo's, and therefore isn't actually gay
@officerarnoldbro you’re in every comment, what is uttp?
[6:03] "Fortnite is in it's product placement collab era" My non-descript sibling in Christ, this is new information to who
Not everyone plays fortnite zawg
THE HAMON TOAD IS A JOJO REFERENCE
INDEED IT IS
He’s been training to kill zeppeli for punching him
7:09 this is also a Jojo reference
Your pfp is a one piece reference
@@kingpanguan your pfp is a Muppets reference
That lobster one is just the SCP church of the broken god.
2:44
This is the frog that Zeppeli punched to break the rock underneath it.
2:09 LEOPOLD ‘BUTTERS’ STOTCH MENTIONED LEOPOLD ‘BUTTERS’ STOTCH MENTIONED LEOPOLD ‘BUTTERS’ STOTCH MENTIONED
Tidepod milk scotch was in this video
Edit : that makes no sense sorry
@officerarnold I'm in love with you
6:22, that toilet is a fucking mimic, ain't no shot that it isn't.
Thank you for warning me, my party and I were about to go into the dungeon
You recorded this on my birthday, which is appropriate cause it's like a yearly boss fight for me
JASON TODD MENTION!!!!!!!!!!! Batman death in the family 1989 is actually my roman empire that everything about that comic makes me lose my mind
lol you remind me of my friend who’s obsessed with Jason Todd
lmao thanks your friend has good taste. Best fictional character
@ lol. Your name wouldn’t happen to be Angelina right?
@ nope it would not happen to be angela
@@dankbeans2711 it’s alright
Half of this comment section is either "frog, ripples, Hamon, JoJo's reference" or "Rock, elevator, JoJo's reference."
holy crap its the kwokaine
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
6:45 pixar presents the sequel to ratatouille: catatouille
6:00 yeeeeep can confirm we ARE blasting the cybertruck drivers
I love how kwite missed the jojo reference during the frog one and said morbius instead
4:14 BATMAN REFERENCE OMG ‼️‼️ I absolutely love Batman.
Kwite having relatively normal outros lately is kinda weird, makes me wonder when the pattern’s gonna break and we hear some wild shit on the way out.
4:58 "i dont like em putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin frogs gay" ahh post 💀
5:27 homosexuals versus Christians garden warfare
Hehehehehe cockroach 1:42
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Heheheh.
7:09 "This elevator, to hold me?!"
“15 minutes ago” yeah I’m just a bit chronically online
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
10:18 yes. mostly before the 2000s, everyone went crazy over gorillas. random comics would have gorillas on the cover even if the comic didn't feature any gorillas just because they sold better. it was clickbait before the internet
9:04 no you miss understand the 6 million followers are rotting underground not the bullies.
Woah new Kwite video
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
6:45 hey look it’s Morgana using his telekinetic powers to speak through this guy.
2:17 SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE
0:59 REGIRUBBER!!!
Kwite I love you
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
guys..
@@p-__ then you should probably kiss me
@@charlietakahashi, and @p-__•, now kish
7:09 oh hey jojo reference
1:10 Reggifloat
Kwite is my comfort channel ngl
The rock in the elevator.. oh no.. 😨
The frog was a jojo reference :😭😭
He remembered everything
5:00 that's some shit Firecracker would say on The Boys
Yeah, the problem with even smaller monkeys is that they are VERY agile. In addition to being strong for their size. Always keep in mind these critters climb all day and you sit all day.
03:04 Ooh, I like this one. I first saw it on r/suddenlygay, which is perhaps my favourite subreddit to watch curated content of, because it makes me feel more confident about myself.
1:00
A wild Regilastic has appeared!
Chat is it bad to be unhealthy obsessed with Kwite over other youtubers
I have been expecting you to do this
Probably my favorite subreddits
Oh look, green deadpool uploaded a new video
Can’t believe he forgot Regieleki and Regidrago
7:10 one must imagine him ecstatically overjoyed to be just done rolling that rock.
7:55 the Republican one looks like the Newman guy from MAD magazine.
8:10 neat, man-made horrors from the deep! Also: square-cube law.
I hated kekleon in mystery dungeon, because while I wasn’t stealing, the ally pokemon was. Idk if it really was but I remember it that way
I love Jason Todd
0:59 a wild tube reggie appeared
First hour crew:
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
👋👋
Yes they are yes they are😊 @@p-__
Shut up
That frog was a descendant of the one Zeppeli punched
1:44
Metal Attack Roach IRL no way
I'm not a bot I swear
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__Receipts?
Yeah sure robro.
@@p-__ how much?
Bot
8:38 yeah because it went so well for the school of Mensis…
10:54 and 3:37 , the ultimate dnd final bosses
the fucking cut kills me 5:52 its just so out of nowhere
The lobster god idea is fire and I want it to happen
That vice article had me DYING
so many jojo references in the vid that i feel went underrepresented and unappreciated
The room at 6:31 is very similar to the Beowolff boss room in DMC3
Also, the hamon frog and elevator rock are top tier Jojo's refferences
1:10 A Wild Regitubis Appeared
7:53
That's the Frost Miser and the Heat Miser
8:18 i need this in my lifetime.
Please.
wait,dies that mean Destoroyah can be real?
that stone ball in the elevator actually makes me think of something that happened in JoJo Part 5
7:52 Goblin vampire vs. Red Dennis Prager
Peak kwite would’ve had a gazillion likes by now
the hat collector is basically just the shovel knight side-boss
speaking of optional boss fights, if you take the gold from Charon in Hades then you get a secret fight against him that looks sick as hell. i accidentally pressed the r button and proceeded to have the ferry man ferry my balls to another dimension.
bro having my biggest hyperfixation, batman and robin, explained to me today was not on my bucketlist
I’m crocheting a bandana for a dog, what are you guys doing
Playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
Crying
' Kwoght" never fails to deliver !
You have 4 days to live
I forgot to disconnect from my friends Bluetooth speaker and they started cracking up, asking who tf the hat collector was 💀
1:23 Oh yes my favourite pokémon regirice🍚
1:22 Oh, that Regg- Regi.
THAT WAS THE FROG ZEPPELI HIT W HAMON
Jojo Act 10, return of the frog
7:10 reference.
1:00 The water type regi, Regihoop
Edit: (I promise i made this right before i saw kwite made the joke)
6:11 yes and now they are going to have mr invradble