Kwite also spread misinformation in the video, the lady from the nasa incident actually ended up getting the job anyway because the guy helped her because he used to work there
r/AlzheimersGroup is probably the dumbest subreddit ive seen All they do is post the same garfield comic over and over and pretend theyve never seen it before 117k members
the thought from 'blackout' that people would believe him is hilarious, any military nickname is absolutely derived from something embarrasing. but hey, maybe he fainted in a training excercise or something
I'm not in the military, but I went to a bunch of training things for 3 years that train you for the military. (My dad was insistent on be joining), and my nickname was 'tag' cause I used to always not read the tags on important shit(I usually just forget to), Safe to say I've had bad consequences from not doing so. ☠️.
Fun fact about the planet explosion thing : When youre learning to make particle effects in your program of choice, 'blow up this generic sphere geometry' is one of the first exercises. Slapping an earth texture on said ball and absolutely decimating the planet? Thats just milk to your cookies baybee /srs
Kwitr truly is an advocate for pregnant men. If I had a quarter for all the people I knew who acknowledged pregnant men in service, I'd have two quarters.
My favorite thing is the military nickname lie, because everyone knows military nicknames are always from something very embarrassing that you did. I wouldn't be surprised if someone's nickname was blackout, but it was because they got blackout drunk and did something stupid
Fun Fact: Homer Hickman actually wanted Naomi's internship to be reinstated. Unfortunately he was the only one who expressed forgiveness, and Naomi's internship was not reinstated.
10:11 i legitimately remember seeing that video before she died. It was clickbait, was basically just someone discussing future British royal family drama.
You forgot to mention how the subreddit irrationally tore itself apart because they feared that their gimmick would be ruined by fans of a channel that covered the subreddit(it in fact, did not happen)
speaking of jayeazy (cause kwite brought him up randomly in the video), my friend got him interested in guilty gear cause she got her DS signed by him while in a Bridget cosplay lmao
Valve communities be like: Team Fortressbasically hates everyone to the point where they start a world war* Portal:We accept everyone, even if they were a hoover and identify as a personality core now.
Just got this video in my recommended. First time seeing a Kwite video in a while after everything that went down last year. Really glad to see you're doing well.
As someone who has been to over 100 anime conventions over the past 20 years (oh lord), I can personally attest, watching anime certainly DOES make a lot of people less tolerant.
0:28 Kwite having a Panic attack over the colour of his Fabric, understandable for a Floating Hoodie 8:56 Yeah, the TF2 Community is very open, which is very nice to see~
The only reason I ever cared about the TF2 community was Kitty0706. Same reason I learned about Mass Effect and developed an interest in it. Miss ya' Colin.
Seeing doctor doofenshmirtz in the video jumpscared me so bad bc i have been reading human perry the platypus x doctor doofenshmirtz fanfiction all day..he knows what i did..and now hes in a kwite video to shame me…
Finally, a video with real truthful information. The internet is mostly lies, so I'm glad at least one subreddit is honest.
231 likes and no comments? Let me fix that!
R. Kelly Chalkboard?
Who's gonna tell him?
@@Wex_SixThe sarcasm: 👁👄👁
@@heinrich.hitzinger the sarcasm is going to tell him :D
I LOVE SPREADING MISINFORMATION AND LIES ON THE INTERNET🗣🗣🔥
HOT PEOPLE TELL LIES AND FALSEHOODS ONLINE 🗣🗣🔥
No you don’t you’re lying
@@citrus_supremacy119they hated saying that
Kwite also spread misinformation in the video, the lady from the nasa incident actually ended up getting the job anyway because the guy helped her because he used to work there
Human rights are real
The only thing different between a regular Kwite video and this video, is that he’s open about him lying
This comment section is real easy to understand, especially the part where we are generally honest
r/AlzheimersGroup is probably the dumbest subreddit ive seen
All they do is post the same garfield comic over and over and pretend theyve never seen it before
117k members
this cat comic is so funny and cool alexa what are the symptoms of Alzheimer's
kwite may not deliver, but he never fails to be pregnant
He fucking what
@@Shinoladhe’s gregnant
Pardon?
The absolute legend, he never misses
@@KESTRELZZ he’s pregonant
Calling Rainbolt the hot geoguesser guy... Im dying
jesus lord it is 3 am rn and i thought geogeusser guy was geogussy guy and now i want to have sleep
@@niekaatori8912 isn't that what geodudes have
@@citruslemonade3326no that’s geodussy
the thought from 'blackout' that people would believe him is hilarious, any military nickname is absolutely derived from something embarrasing.
but hey, maybe he fainted in a training excercise or something
I'm not in the military, but I went to a bunch of training things for 3 years that train you for the military. (My dad was insistent on be joining), and my nickname was 'tag' cause I used to always not read the tags on important shit(I usually just forget to), Safe to say I've had bad consequences from not doing so. ☠️.
Fun fact about the planet explosion thing : When youre learning to make particle effects in your program of choice, 'blow up this generic sphere geometry' is one of the first exercises. Slapping an earth texture on said ball and absolutely decimating the planet? Thats just milk to your cookies baybee /srs
Slapping stuff on balls and milk on cookies? Interesting.
Kwitr truly is an advocate for pregnant men. If I had a quarter for all the people I knew who acknowledged pregnant men in service, I'd have two quarters.
Who’s the other one
@@Manthab me
Make that 3
@@Manthabhis girlfriend
Imagine just watching a "The thing next to you is gonna kill you" short, and you slowly turn your head to see Kwite
why does the mask in this video look so revealing, like a bikini for the face
What
dont say that i will get turned on.
girl what
I think you're just down bad
The biggest lie is taxes😂😂 There are federal agents outside my residence.
This isn't a lie
same
"because i regularly commit large amounts of tax fraud!" -gruncle stan
So glad that Quite appreciates all those posts that I put up on reddit myself
Tommy Tallarico???
Kwite is always so good at filling us up with his warm content 💀
possibly something else
Keep this the most liked comment so Kwite has to see it
💀
nah that’s crazy
Oh!
“Rome wasn’t built in a day”
random redditor: hold my mountain dew
6:27 just fills me with pure disgust, hatred and cringe all at the same time.
Boynecologist when Guy-necologist was right there 9:27
My favorite thing is the military nickname lie, because everyone knows military nicknames are always from something very embarrassing that you did. I wouldn't be surprised if someone's nickname was blackout, but it was because they got blackout drunk and did something stupid
11:12 i wanna hear him whimper
I think I got hacked
🤨
pardon
those sm64 Camera angle sounds were top tier humor
Fun Fact: Homer Hickman actually wanted Naomi's internship to be reinstated. Unfortunately he was the only one who expressed forgiveness, and Naomi's internship was not reinstated.
“Name a state without a letter” you guys haven’t been to ?
I have
Overrated as fuck
10:11 i legitimately remember seeing that video before she died. It was clickbait, was basically just someone discussing future British royal family drama.
I couldn't even edge to this! I exploded immediately;! 😂
clean up in aisle my pants🤣
You: 2:11
You forgot to mention how the subreddit irrationally tore itself apart because they feared that their gimmick would be ruined by fans of a channel that covered the subreddit(it in fact, did not happen)
speaking of jayeazy (cause kwite brought him up randomly in the video), my friend got him interested in guilty gear cause she got her DS signed by him while in a Bridget cosplay lmao
The real gay agenda is getting people to play Guilty Gear as they should. Love that girl Brisket
Valve communities be like:
Team Fortressbasically hates everyone to the point where they start a world war*
Portal:We accept everyone, even if they were a hoover and identify as a personality core now.
Yes, this is a meta level reference to a fan mod that just released 2 days ago and yes I don't care if you get it.
00:21 yeah trust issues not to mention, they say they can smell your intention
0:11 Heroes of olympus wolf house
Lmao
Thanks for uploading this on my birthday
Hey hey hey…don’t forget about Eddie Murphys haunted mansion from the 90s
5:48 that [Number One Rated Salesman 1997] had it coming
Just got this video in my recommended. First time seeing a Kwite video in a while after everything that went down last year. Really glad to see you're doing well.
Kwite never fails to fill me with his love for stupid things 😊😊
2:26 Kwite has the exact same ceiling light that my parent have over my bed
Glad to see you doing what you love man 🙏🏾🖤
if kwite said he was a furry during this video, we would have no idea if he was lying or not.
It makes me so glad to see you queer people using your little voices these days 💜
Oh!
I wouldn’t say that word in an LGBT safe space…. Just don’t
@@Fanboy_of_everything which word? queer?
@@Fanboy_of_everything youtube comments aint a safe space for shit 😭
@@9deekay no fr😭
How exactly am I ruining Zelda games when I listen to the music for walks? And how am I stealing it?
Kwite never fails to fill us with his hot, creamy content
r/Notinteresting is also a very dumb subreddit
So sad that Kwite died, fly high hoodie boy 🕊🕊🎗🎗
if this becomes the most common comment on kwite's channel i'm going to leave the internet and never come back
As someone who has been to over 100 anime conventions over the past 20 years (oh lord), I can personally attest, watching anime certainly DOES make a lot of people less tolerant.
0:03 oh my God I never thought that anyone could do that.
Kwite going to delete this in 20 minutes so when we tell people about it they’ll think we’re lying 👍
hmmm 21 minutes ago. clearly youre the liar here
@@thesoupbirdYou're the lier... its been 3 hours not 20 minutes 😠
@@Ashton_yetgay1 no, *YOU* are lying! It's been 5 hours!!!!
@@Wombattlr Maybe I did😱
ITS BEEN 6!!!!
0:28
Kwite having a Panic attack over the colour of his Fabric, understandable for a Floating Hoodie
8:56
Yeah, the TF2 Community is very open, which is very nice to see~
This is how I learn that the Pirates of the Caribbean movies are based of the ride.
This is probably one of my favorite subreddits
I’ve been active in it a while
I learned that Kmart doesn't really exist anymore because of this video
R/nukedmeme subreddit feel like being in a room full of kid forcing me to watch skibi toilet while explaining the "lore"
KWITE, DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY BY PLAYING THE BBT MENU MUSIC AROUND THE 3 MINUTE MARK.
Thanks for the first kwideo of the year
If he ever revisits r/lies, I hope he includes a bit where he sticks a fake nose on top of the mask and tells us he got it back
8:44 "Oh you're streaming?" (ik its r/lies btw im js commenting on the og image)
The only reason I ever cared about the TF2 community was Kitty0706. Same reason I learned about Mass Effect and developed an interest in it. Miss ya' Colin.
this is one of my favourite subs
also "many such cases" is a phrase I can't not use now
It seems kwite is slowly transforming into a jerma esque creature
This is so radically gnarly
Someone said the reflection in kwites glasses looks like part of his eye and I can’t unsee it😭
I want to recommend Kwite to a friend but I don't think I can explain how much they talk about mpreg T-T
I was watching this in school and I fr started giggling in p.e. 💀
6:09 a con man with orange hair said this
I love reigen
4:04 ah yes, the Gru cave
That deku figure goes hard ngl
main channel vid while im at work?? disgraceful (im counting the minutes til i get home and can watch this)
i love how you said haunted mansion but showed a picture of the tower of terror which is the twilight zone
Kwite never fails to butter my biscuits
GL getting the GeoGuessr's number!
The acnh crafting noise and the music at the end confused me so much (I am playing acnh while watching). Good job editor(s)
Already know this gonna be heat 🔥
It was heat 🔥
4:58 mikey mouses got your back
I love when Kwite serves us his content Alfredo, damn he is good at cooking for us dentheads
Silly Kwite, you shouldn’t have come to r/lies expecting the truth.
KWITE UPLOAD, HAD TO COME
1:36 It's organge
(8:00) I can do you one better, I can name a state with 3 out of the 4 vowels having the letter O: Paraíba
the famous background for Windows computers can be seen in an actual cave in the Northern part of New Zealand
WE ABSOLUTELY NEED A HOT GEOGUESSR GUY AND KWITE CROSSOVER I LOVE RAINBOLT
my favorite post was someone saying that their balls dont itch
11:37 which is the lie? 😰
Or
This was not kwite AND we will see him again
Kwite had a short identity crisis at 0:30
I love these comments
I love this subreddit so much
Did I ever mention you sound like you could do a Peter Griffin impression? (That's not a lie)
seeing the name of my city was a humongous shocker, normally my state is never mentioned let alone my city 💀
“Name a state without an o”
Maine.
Bro accidentally created a paradox within the first minute of the video
That last one was the doofenshmirtz tower
5:48 Washington Walmart employee here. this jumpscared me
Kwite never fails to put his content inside of me😊
kwite upload ending my life postponed
There should be an It's a Small World movie.
Not tonight babe a new kwite video just dropped
Seeing doctor doofenshmirtz in the video jumpscared me so bad bc i have been reading human perry the platypus x doctor doofenshmirtz fanfiction all day..he knows what i did..and now hes in a kwite video to shame me…
I dont believe it, i think this dude lying
As a citizen of Rome, it certainly seems like it was built in a day.
Lets all hope Kwite gets his nose back
Kwite really needs to peep into the Aslume
Memphis Bass Pro Pyramid! So proud of us!! Wooo!
The reason that dogs noses are wet is because they lick them
I just watched an grown man role playing having his nose stolen 😭